#sorry. lesbianism moment

[bizlybebo]

i’m about it go to sleep but god i need jade cantrip jrwi so bad if she just gave me one chance ljterally there would always be dinner waiting on the table when she came home and i would literally risk it all for a single date and i would literallt invent a mind reading machine for the sole purpose of figuring out exactly what she wants at any given moment and giving it to her. i need her carnally i need her for her piercings and nonchalant attitude and her fuckass mullet (trust me she def has one) and her shittily dyed hair and her knives and her smudged eyeliner and her ability to beat peoole up i would literally join an illegal fighting/gambling ring jusy to have her beat me up every single day i would kill overlord and mal and any one else who even mildly inconvenienced her and i wouod always let her be player 1 on the wii when we played mario kart and i would blow up a bank just to give her endless money so i can always buy hee anything she wants and i would be such a good wife if she literally just gave me ONE chance. ONEEE CHANCEEE

[formulanni]

Hell is a teenage girl

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[penisbutterjellytime]

so much talk about men who whimper and moan but what about our women who grunt and groan. who's with me?

[ancientannoyance]

Harrow reached up—her hand was trembling—and tapped Gideon on the cheek. “Nav,” she said, “have you really forgiven me?”

[anonymocha]

are you gonna be there with me?

taco bell commercial song got me dyking

[kbitty]

im obsessed with them btw

[fishareglorious]

@ihaveforgortoomany called to attention that. she might be playing with a gameboy and my mind immediately thought of this image with her and her manus gang

[long-suffering-little-spoon]

i survived the gatsby slime tutorial and all i got was a breathtaking show with beautiful costumes and sets and lighting and amazing performances and a banger score. and this second hand suit.

[mistypluie]

binghe... ur boobies 😳 part 2

[milfygerard]

ok guys not to be crazy but im starting to think tegan and taylor did fuck after that one time T&S were surprise guests for the red tour

[cestacruz]

Drawing the messiest sketches is actually so good for my brain

[frankiebirds]

REID AND SEAVER GOING TO GET INDIAN FOOD TOGETHER AT THE END OF 6X24,,,,hear me out

[fappellmoan]

the really awesome thing for bisexual women with boyfriends who feel the need to complain about chappells music not being for them and feeling left out bc of their attraction to men (😒) is that there are so many bisexual musicians out there for you. like seriously it’s crazy and they’re awesome too and they also date men and sing and/or rap about it so you can feel nice and validated

[hyp3rfixation-h3ll]

yk that scene in escape from snackatraz where burgs and bonz-eye are talking and frostferatu just watches them? yeah this is what i imagine was running thru his brain

[untrust-it]

look i’m as happy as any other rhaenicent girlie that we came full circle from “i want to fly with you on dragonback and eat only cake” all the way to Alicent ‘Hail Mary’ Hightower’s plea of “come with me”

HOWEVER. it was literally insane to pull this stunt with them meeting up in secret once let alone twice like miss ma’am. this is a literal war or so they would have us believe!!!!!!!!

[preciousbabyrat]

btw did they ever learn how to pronounce bechdel?