i’m about it go to sleep but god i need jade cantrip jrwi so bad if she just gave me one chance ljterally there would always be dinner waiting on the table when she came home and i would literally risk it all for a single date and i would literallt invent a mind reading machine for the sole purpose of figuring out exactly what she wants at any given moment and giving it to her. i need her carnally i need her for her piercings and nonchalant attitude and her fuckass mullet (trust me she def has one) and her shittily dyed hair and her knives and her smudged eyeliner and her ability to beat peoole up i would literally join an illegal fighting/gambling ring jusy to have her beat me up every single day i would kill overlord and mal and any one else who even mildly inconvenienced her and i wouod always let her be player 1 on the wii when we played mario kart and i would blow up a bank just to give her endless money so i can always buy hee anything she wants and i would be such a good wife if she literally just gave me ONE chance. ONEEE CHANCEEE
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so much talk about men who whimper and moan but what about our women who grunt and groan. who's with me?
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look i’m as happy as any other rhaenicent girlie that we came full circle from “i want to fly with you on dragonback and eat only cake” all the way to Alicent ‘Hail Mary’ Hightower’s plea of “come with me”
HOWEVER. it was literally insane to pull this stunt with them meeting up in secret once let alone twice like miss ma’am. this is a literal war or so they would have us believe!!!!!!!!
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izumi sena vs her best friends hot older sister
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Bebe Neuwirth singing Pretty Women (Sweeney Todd)/Real Live Girl (Little Me) mashup at 54 Below, she's a healthy American boy, sir.
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