#sorry to hornypost but

[pxssyboyares]

guys can u believe ive never had sex with another trans masc.. considering its pride month does anyone want to change that perchance

[wolven-maw]

not to be dramatic but I need to get railed into the couch soon or I will simply pass away

[boringwomanwithabook]

weird woman boobs

[goodpvppy]

make me stop rambling and overthinking by shoving your fingers in my mouth and let me get hazy thinking only about pleasing you you you

[deecotan]

more robot studies ft. shockwave & earthspark soundwave

...sorry

[graveyardcuddles]

Do you ever think about how intensely Astarion must be able to not only hear but also feel his partner's heartbeat and breathing thrumming through his own body when they have sex? It's why he would probably really love cockwarming his partner or being cockwarmed by them so much. To slow down and savor the melody of his love's body. The intimacy of listening to their pulse and memorizing how it feels as it changes rhythm, speeding up with excitement and pleasure.

Chest-to-chest, his unnaturally still, undead body feeling the reverberation from his lover either around him or inside of his own body. Feeding on their energy. Relishing in the aliveness of their body echoing throughout his body. It probably makes him feel as if he's alive again himself, helps him remember what it feels like to have a beating heart in his chest as he feels theirs, pressed up against his body and their blood coursing through his veins. He feels very much alive again.

[shukruut]

what you get for not shutting your mouth

[sentfromeden]

fellow travellers 1.08

[your-pal-nebula]

If you're attracted to fat people sometimes you get fetish accusations thrown at you left and right but if you're exclusively attracted to super duper perfectly slender people you're not accused of having a thin fetish

[h4unted-d4rling]

“Bill Cipher’s blood canonically makes humans ill” okay??? And???? Your point?????

[unofficial-trader-joes]

do you think hannibal can smell when will is ovulating

[goodpvppy]

thank you so much @kinkyfemqueer for the heart tie tutorial!! ❤️❤️❤️ ( im the one who dm’d you about it btw! )

HE / HIM

[hiraeth-daydreams]

VOLUNTEER NOW AS MY NEW HUMAN CANVAS

I get: your body to bend, paint, touch, explore and praise however I see fit

You get: the opportunity to be reborn through my hands; to be molded into something new, to abandon the weights of the flesh and festering of the ego as to experience the vulnerability of being in the hands of your creator; to, through objetification, become art. To be displayed, proudly, as you never were before; to be seen through and lose fear of the condemnation in another's eyes. To be loved like God loved the first human; wholeheartedly and unconditionally.

[themoonunderstoodmydadjokes]

Photo doesn’t even do justice to how messy things got 🫣

[khadgarbignaturals]

what if there was an orc in a miniskirt and thigh highs. a big, beefy, hairy orc in a skirt. what if. life could be a dream

[tamnael]

Honestly? same.