#sorry to hornypost but

[pxssyboyares]

guys can u believe ive never had sex with another trans masc.. considering its pride month does anyone want to change that perchance

[wolven-maw]

not to be dramatic but I need to get railed into the couch soon or I will simply pass away

[goodpvppy]

make me stop rambling and overthinking by shoving your fingers in my mouth and let me get hazy thinking only about pleasing you you you

[deecotan]

more robot studies ft. shockwave & earthspark soundwave

...sorry

[graveyardcuddles]

Do you ever think about how intensely Astarion must be able to not only hear but also feel his partner's heartbeat and breathing thrumming through his own body when they have sex? It's why he would probably really love cockwarming his partner or being cockwarmed by them so much. To slow down and savor the melody of his love's body. The intimacy of listening to their pulse and memorizing how it feels as it changes rhythm, speeding up with excitement and pleasure.

Chest-to-chest, his unnaturally still, undead body feeling the reverberation from his lover either around him or inside of his own body. Feeding on their energy. Relishing in the aliveness of their body echoing throughout his body. It probably makes him feel as if he's alive again himself, helps him remember what it feels like to have a beating heart in his chest as he feels theirs, pressed up against his body and their blood coursing through his veins. He feels very much alive again.

[sentfromeden]

fellow travellers 1.08

[shukruut]

what you get for not shutting your mouth

[electroempathy]

Did a twink Daniel version of this one for Armand, cause he's greedy for both and so am I. Happy holidays and let's all do like Daniel Molloy in 2025 (stay horny both despite and because of the horrors).

[eddiegettingshot]

crazyhorny eddie has to get off once a day lest he get pent up and when they first get together he tries to keep that to himself like buck is buck but sometimes buck is tired like a normal person. from work or whatever. and eddie’s routine is getting off once he gets home and he has the house to himself so it’s just bad timing. he will literally go jerk off in the bathroom but he is also a bad liar and it takes maybe a week before buck is like are you jerking off in the bathroom? and eddie is like um yes i didn’t want to interrupt you scrolling through your Instagram Reels ASMR Videos plus we just got off shift. and buck’s like yeah you don’t have to do that just do it here right next to me. and eddie is like are you sure? and buck’s like are you kidding me. so eddie just jerks off next to him even if buck’s not actually doing anything or helping (kinda crazy that he feels totally fine with this setup). but he does like to watch. and after some time of this buck. yawning. just puts his head in eddie’s lap. and is like do it in my mouth. and eddie’s like jerk off into your mouth? and buck’s like yeah please :) and eddie’s like ok :) anyway eventually buck is like just put it in my mouth and u can leave it there as long as you want after you come. i would like it if you did that. and eddies like buck what do you mean…i am going to fall asleep with my dick in your mouth.? and buck’s like that’s the point dude do not even worry about it

[your-pal-nebula]

If you're attracted to fat people sometimes you get fetish accusations thrown at you left and right but if you're exclusively attracted to super duper perfectly slender people you're not accused of having a thin fetish

[h4unted-d4rling]

“Bill Cipher’s blood canonically makes humans ill” okay??? And???? Your point?????

[goodpvppy]

thank you so much @kinkyfemqueer for the heart tie tutorial!! ❤️❤️❤️ ( im the one who dm’d you about it btw! )

HE / HIM

[unofficial-trader-joes]

do you think hannibal can smell when will is ovulating

[hiraeth-daydreams]

VOLUNTEER NOW AS MY NEW HUMAN CANVAS

I get: your body to bend, paint, touch, explore and praise however I see fit

You get: the opportunity to be reborn through my hands; to be molded into something new, to abandon the weights of the flesh and festering of the ego as to experience the vulnerability of being in the hands of your creator; to, through objetification, become art. To be displayed, proudly, as you never were before; to be seen through and lose fear of the condemnation in another's eyes. To be loved like God loved the first human; wholeheartedly and unconditionally.

[themoonunderstoodmydadjokes]

Photo doesn’t even do justice to how messy things got 🫣

[khadgarbignaturals]

what if there was an orc in a miniskirt and thigh highs. a big, beefy, hairy orc in a skirt. what if. life could be a dream