#sorry this took like 20 years
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“To whom,” Alfred rasps, pausing to clear his throat and establish his sense of decorum, “May I ask, to whom do I have the pleasure of speaking?”
The creature stops, blinks its owlish eyes at him, and lets out a bark of laughter.
“Forgive me,” it says, still chuckling lightly, raising a hand to rub at the back of his neck. Alfred is suddenly struck by the feeling that this creature is not as timeless, nor as old or as wizened, as it wished to present itself. “I am making a terrible first impression. My name is Phantom, current High King of the Infinite Realms.”
Contractual Obligations by me!!!
I couldn't get the image of Ghost King Danny out of my head, so here he is!! Acrylic on canvas, and I'm so happy with it - he came out a lot better than I thought he would 😅
#danny phantom#dpxdc#ghost king danny#phanart#dpxdc big bang#dcxdp#ahhhhh here he is!!!!!!! it's king phantom ahhh!!!!!!#i didnt add his aurora halo and i feel like a fraud 😑 but it wouldnt have fit and also im very scared of adding it#and he has a massive honking stonker of a nose 🤣 sorry my boy by the time i realised i couldnt change it#this is... my first fanart#(and its of my own fic - thats bad isnt it haha)#i hope you all like it!!!! its not something i normally do but i couldnt get it out of my head#hey uh... hey.... what do i do with a 30x40 canvas of danny phantom fanart?#like. what do i do with that? is he just gonna float around my room for a while?#probably#ALSO my mum showed my dad and he said 'you did that? that's amazing' and im pretty sure thats the most amount of praise hes ever given me#which affected me way more than it should#he took a picture of it and mum was like 'he's going to show that to everyone' and i dont know how to explain to them its fanart#of a cartoon that aired 20 years ago 🤣🤣#anyway!!!!!!!! hope you all like it!!! please read the fic and then give some love to my wonderful artists#they went above and beyond for this like wwooooaaaaahhhh#art that I will never forget 🥰#love you all goodnight!!!!!
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simply don't have all the brain space to articulate it 100% but that scene in the last episode of mismag 2 where Evan talks about how there isn't a space for him in the world, and that feeling he alludes to that basically suffocates him which says you are not as important as whatever is going on in your friends lives,,, god that's fucking real but also, a thing I've learned over the years: that knowledge that you cannot be the number one priority all the time in your chosen people's lives becomes so much easier to carry when you have people who will put you first some of the time. the people who love you will make time for you. and you'll only realise the difference between the ones who like you and the ones who love you when you realise just how much less you're having to fight to have those people pay attention to you. and it means more when they show up because they're choosing you. and while there will always be work, it's so. much. easier.
#brought to you by someone who chased friendship from people who had one foot out for years and felt lonelier for it#and now has a group of people who love her and don't judge her for her weirdness and whom she makes silly noises with#it took a long time to get here but you carve out that space#just wanna grab evan by his face and go#“it will not remain like this. that is a threat and a promise.”#“you will grow and learn how to be in the world every day”#“and one day you will look back and realise you've become a more realised version of yourself”#“and then - god willing - you'll realise how much you still have left to grow. but hopefully now that journey is exciting to think about”.#sORRY i just keep seeing me in my early 20s in evan and going. fuck#misfits and magic#misfits and magic 2#evan kelmp#dimension 20
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i like to think this is how the space fortress got started
#sketch#dtl#drawn to life#dtl:wilfre#dtl:click#im SORRY this is my worst vice. clickfre is the worst ship ever and i think its so funny and stupid#young wilfre stringing this poor loser along bc click will do anything he says#suggesting the council as a joke one night after the galactic jungle's mayor dies. and returning 20 years later to see HE TOOK IT SERIOUSLY#so funny to me. its hilarious#i know some people think im out of my mind for clickfre but its addicting to me. i think about them all the time because theyre so funny#like theyre doomed from the start this cant go anywhere so its like watching a burning ship trying to sail out to sea. i love it#fine and good au
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THE CHARM SAMPLES ARE HERE YAYYY THEY CAME OUT SO GOOD
i have an interest check open if anyone would be interested in buying one of these! please only fill it out if you would seriously consider a purchase! ty <3 rbs appreciated
#dungeons and daddies#dndads#glenn close#daryll wilson#ron stampler#henry oak#dndads merch#SORRY IT TOOK LIKE 20 YEARS TO GET THESE DONE LOL#apparently i first expressed interest in making dndads charms in like feb#goddamn
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December 17 & 18 - Anniversary (Inside & Out)
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15
16 | 17 & 18 | ...
Technically Chapter Art, Link below cut:
#rottmnt#rise fanart#rise of the tmnt#rise donnie#ao3 fanfic#sorry this took me so long#and that this is so much darker than the rest of my december art#been fighting my mean little mental demons#it just be like that sometimes#exactly one year ago i started my very first fanfic#and i just had to push myself to update it no matter what#anyway... sorry dec 19 & dec 20 will be shoved together too and then i'll be back on track ;u;#if you're still reading i love you#ok bye <3#*hides from social media for the next 24 hours*#teidoodle#tei's dec23
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Sparta royal family headcanons?? Any generation.
I HAVE A LOT AND PROBABLY HAVE TO RESEARCH MORE BUT I DO!!!! >:D Thank you for the ask!!! *headbonks*
So we don't know much info with Hippocoon and how that went down yet other than basics YET or if I plan for him to be a half-brother to Icarius and Tyndarius. BUt Icarius and Tyndarius are opposites in that Tyndarius is a worrywart and Icarius is just vibing most of the time. Tyndarius is also just dealing with more stuff...they're their generation's version of Agamemnon and Menelaus in a way with how one brother takes a lot of the brunt for the other except both have a happy ending :'D )
Also, neither are the best fighters as while Sparta was pretty big on military they were exiled for a bit. Another thing with them, being half-naiad, (and being surrounded by others like them), it makes it kind of easy to tell when one of your kids is fucking with one of your advisors as they can feel the water being moved as well. It's harder for Icarius though as his children are more naiad than him. It's easy for Tyndarius as Clytemnestra is less naiad than him. Kind of go into that here, just not with the specific family dynamics :D Also might change some things
I didn't plan for naiads and naiad-born to really have scales but now I'm kind of coming around to it because I just KNOW Tyndarius picks at them and Leda has to do the whole "stop that". (might have to redo that post I did on naiads because of it, or maybe just have a poll just for the homies :P might be skin colored and just be different skin texture. idk for sure) Also while Icarius and his whole family are pretty okay about water and spend a lot of time in the water as Periboea is a Naiad and all his children are 3/4th naiad, Tyndarius often forgets that he needs to get into the water every once in a while. Leda doesn't technically need it and his children are only 1/4th so they don't need it as often.
Leda: Dear, when was the last time you went for a swim? You've been looking over those tablets for a while, I'll take over. loosely based on clay records found at Knossos :P I think they're neat. LINEAR B, BITCHES! Tyndarius: Oh, it has been a bit! Let me finish this one up before I do. Leda, getting annoyed at him scratching at himself just dumps a pot of water over him: Better? Tyndarius: Yeah, actually! :D
It's...sometimes a bit of a problem when you're a person who needs to be damp often and two of your children kind of always have a lot of static electricity :'D
I know Leda and Tyndarius have affection for one another, but I don't really have a plan for how they got together :P I DO kind of for Icarius and Periboea though! :D All I know is that Icarius being a runner, it's really funny to me to think this guy, being half-naiad, just fucking RUNS on water for funsies, which annoyed Periboea when he's back from exile. Plan for them to have a pretty happy marriage, though sadly, that's not the case for all their children :') and that's part of the reason why he tries to get Penelope to stay in Sparta as he's overprotective of them all while also desperately not wanting them to have feuds like what happened to him and Tyndarius.
Lil bit of spoiler but...Hermione was 5 years old when her mom was kidnapped and she was a bit traumatized by it. :') as she kind of got to see it happen
#I know she was 9 in most things but to keep certain timeline things with the Odyssey with Penelope and the suitors :P#As they talk about her 'bearing them children' if she were 29 when war happened and 20 years later 49. she probably couldn't#have children anymore at that point. and as another person who doesn't really care for HUGE agegaps (no lore olympus persephone and hades#here! >:( ) I made Hermione 5 instead so then Penelope would've been around 45 so it's more likely to fit what the suitors said#while still not having a huge age gap! :D#Mad rambles#ask#sorry it took a bit!!! I have a lot more thoughts on this but here's simple shit right now :D#thehelplessmortals#shot by odysseus#my headcanons#I have such soft spots for Leda. tyndarius. icarius. and periboea for some reason. have quite a few thoughts on them...kind of :'D#none of it is like...“solid” it's just fragmented lil happy thoughts I guess :D#Water Wife#kinda
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I love when you're reading a paper where the authors clearly expected a certain result, but then everything went off the rails somehow, and you can just hear them laughing nervously like "what the fuck. what the fuck" as you get closer to the discussion/conclusions section
#there's this infamous paper from like 20 years ago where these guys were trying to sterilize a bunch of mice#and they accidentally kind of made a bioweapon (makes more sense in context)#it's a trip#on a similar note I just read a study that started off like#“We hypothesized that administering [drug] would improve COVID outcomes!”#and then the very next paragraph was like “WE DISCONTINUED THE TRIAL BECAUSE OF SERIOUS UNPRECEDENTED SAFETY ISSUES WITH [DRUG]”#like obviously it's written in very dry clinical language but you can almost hear the “SORRY SORRY SORRY OUR HYPOTHESIS WAS VERY WRONG”#(it wasn't their fault. their initial hypothesis was reasonable and they took good safety precautions and stopped as soon as problems arose
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it's like a decade+ later but i really am convinced that my queer lit professor had a crush on me in undergrad and really, fuck me for not realizing i was bi earlier bc i would have pounced on that.
#kat liveblogs her life#she was this little butch southern lesbian#and i was OBSESSED with her#i just was dating someone and wasn't out yet and did not realize what was going on lol#sorry this is brought to you by me reading old emails with her after seeing a tweet that made me think of the situation#she literally wrote me: 'If I don't see you later have a good day...actually have a good day regardless of whether or not I see you'#ok dawn!! i see you!! i didn't when i was 20 but i do now!!#reading these emails as a 32 year old now i am like#'ok i can see why she had me stop by her office at 1:30AM to ask if i'd skipped a meeting bc i was uncomfortable with her for some reason'#(i did not understand it in the moment but later realized she was asking if i was uncomfortable bc i thought she had a crush on me)#(and she was awkwardly trying to assure me she didn't but also reading these emails now. YES SHE DID.)#sorry if none of this makes sense lol i'm just having a 'what if' moment rn#i have so many emails with this woman from the semester i took her queer lit class and they are all!! so!! flirty!!#i was also clearly flirting and Did Not Realize It#oh no!! baby kat what are you DOING
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The Shadow Wizard of the Day is The Hooded One from Bone!
#daily shadow wizard#shadow wizard#bone the hooded one#the hooded one#idk what to tag them w/o character spoilers...ik this series is like 20 years old now but#(first time i took images of my own books for this blog i think! pics were hard to find online#sorry for the glare 😭)
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in conclusion, I want this tiny angy kitten to be forcibly cuddled, please and thank you.
#narutoposting jumpscare#sorry I went so insane tonight everyone! it's the night before my VERY LAST TEST of the year and I'm A LITTLE STRESSED OUT.#and apparently I dealt with that by writing bonkers amounts of live reactions about Gaara from Naruto.#well it was going to happen sooner or later and I'm glad I had a spiritual breakthrough about it sldkfjsldkfjskldfjkjfl#this episode was supposed to take 20 minutes and it took *checks notes* like an hour
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I have so many photos I need to post. 15 years worth!!! I started posting them on my old tumblr's side blog but never finished and then I abandoned tumblr for years. but tbh I feel like posting my work doesn't benefit me and it's just more pointless work for me 😭 especially instagram and twitter where my posts get maybe 1 like from a follower if i'm lucky and that's it. why do I even bother 😭 no one is excited to see my work so it'd hard to motivate myself to actually share anything when it doesn't benefit me and when no one else is excited for or looking forward to it. sometimes I lose that "I made a thing I want to share it like a kid hanging their finger painting on the fridge" mentality 😅 even kids can get discouraged and give up sharing if you don't ooo and ahhh over their work. does that make sense?
#also can we talk about how horrible social media is?#i was told instagram is so easy. you get many quick likes and followers. ive SEEN new accounts get thousands kf followers and hundreds#of likes in a couple weeks. ive been on there for years and have 20 followers and get 1 like sometimes#new accounts with one post will get 1k followers and 300 likes in a week. i just dont get it lmao im so confused 🤣#and twitter is now pay to win. i only got maybe 5 likes per post before. now i get none at all. which is expected...#so why am i bothering!#at least on tumblr my art will get maybe 20 notes and my photography maybe 10. so it doesnt feel as pointless to share 😅#i really want to open a shop for my art and photography and stuff but with the lack of attention im afraid to#because its A LOT OF WORK and i hate wasting my time and energy and money for no reason 😭#my last shop i opened got a grand total of 0 sales in the 2 years i had it open LOL it took me months to set it up and print everything#artist struggles#is there anywhere actually good to post your work online? (besides tiktok. i refuse) most social media has become useless!!!#lee text#sorry for whining 😅 just questioning my entire existence and why i even bother to do anything
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i hate my man roommate and his bitch girlfriend so much
#my gf and i needed a roommate and one of our friends needed a place so it was like omg! perfect#he neglected to tell us until after we signed the lease that he had gotten back together with his ex gf who hates us bc ‘we want him’#(we r lesbians.)#but he fucking tracks dirt all over the house even though we’ve told him multiple times to please take his shoes off at the door#he took over what was supposed to be MY office (bc i have a hybrid job)#and now he just plays video games in there all day#but like. i don’t even wanna go out there to use MY bathroom#bc this bitch has been nothing but evil and mean to my girlfriend and talked shit abt her#and this stupid motherfucker of a man just lets her and goes along with it#AND THEN HE WANTS TO SAY THAT OUR CAT IS HIS!!#YOU DONT EVEN CLEAN OUT HIS LITTERBOX WHEN WE’RE GONE FOR THE WEEKEND BRUH#YOU NEGLECTED RHAT SHIT#grrrrrrrrrrrr#it just makes me so upset and i hate that this happened in a house that i would otherwise love#anyways sorry rant over#last time i ranted abt this gf on tumblr dot com (years ago) i got called a pick me bitch#so don’t call me a pick me bitch this time guys please#i do not want this man i am not attracted to men 😭😭 i just want to feel comfortable in my house#and like i don’t have to mother a 20 year old man
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👀 your pfp is from your fae amphibia au right? i would love to know more about it <3333
Actually, my pfp is from a different Amphibia au that I haven't talked about at all on here! I've tentatively called it "the raven and the dove" and it's roughly based on the movie (the MOVIE, not the books) The School for Good and Evil and my friend @toonteller came up with a lot of it (hi, toon, hope you don't mind the tag!). If you're at all familiar with the characters from that, Anne takes Agatha's role while Marcy takes Sophie's and Sasha takes Tedros'. You don't have to be familiar with the characters at all for the au to make sense, though!
Basically, Anne and Marcy are two girls growing up in a rural village. They've been friends since they were very small, sticking close together and facing the mean-spirited remarks of their peers together. Marcy happens to stumble across a book one day that tells her of a magical place that trains the heroes and villains of fairytale stories and becomes very determined to find it, while Anne rushes along after her because she doesn't want to lose her only friend and sincerely doubts that any good could come of this. The two of them end up getting whisked away to The School For Good and Evil, where they are promptly deposited into their respective schools - Anne into the School For Good, which trains heroes, and Marcy into the School For Evil, which trains villains. And obviously this is a huge mistake, because not only does Anne want to get back to her parents, but also Marcy cannot possibly be evil! There isn't a vindictive bone in her body! The headmaster, Andrias, tells the girls that the only way to prove Marcy's innate Goodness is a true love's kiss (because villains don't get one of those in the stories, right?). They end up causing quite a stir among the students, as they are both generally disruptive and the first to enroll from outside the fairytale realm in a long time, and the shenanigans draws the attention and disapproval of one Sasha of Camelot, heir to the throne of the Storied and the School For Good's golden child. And. Well.
Quite a lot of chaos ensues in an attempt to get Marcy into the "proper" school and get Anne home, including but not limited to a Marcy corruption arc (and one for Anne, to a different extent), some identity/morality/sexuality crises on the part of Sasha, magic and shapeshifting, a slow dance (with evil overtones), gay archery lessons, ruminations on the societal expectations of beauty, attraction, gender roles, and morality, women covered in blood, true love's kiss(es), and LOTS of impractical fantasy costume changes. It's quite a bit of fun (and Sashannarcy endgame, obviously), even if I haven't thought about it in awhile! :DDD
#thank you SO much for this ask lemon drop bc it made me scroll back through a bunch of stuff i had written for it#and it made me remember how much i like it!!!#yeah idk if this will EVER see the light of day but it is such a fun au to me!#marcy gets to be a little evil as a treat (the core's doing mostly) while i continue to nerf sasha with one crisis after the next#she may LOOK effortlessly cool and flawless and be really good with a sword but in reality. she is a repressed bisexual and a loser <333#anyway. tratd au my beloved!!! thank u for allowing me to rant lem 💛💛💛#ask game#cartoons#amphibia#happi rambles#sorry this took like 20 years to answer i was just having a BLAST looking through my stuff for it sjdfhvakhsvfs
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I'm not a "new musical theatre style music" person. Never have been.
Even when I was doing voice lessons, I'd steer towards the golden age or jazzy musical theatre songs. My voice teacher would have to drag me kicking and screaming towards adding anything new musical theatre to my repertoire. For a while, the most modern song in my book was I Know The Truth from Aida, and I wouldn't count that as new musical theatre style since I mean more the Pasek&Paul or Joe Iconis type.
And now I have an audition coming up for a small production of a show in that style and I'm supposed to sing a song in a similar style. And I'm looking at all my sheet music like... let me do some Cole Porter... or Gershwin... at least Sondheim please...
#look i do have SOME newer musicals in my book. but like i said. kicking and screaming.#i'm probably gonna end up doing 'I Think That He Likes Me' which is not IN a musical it's just new musical theatre style#as part of a songbook for some writing duo that i can't remember the name of and it's 2:45am so i can't care enough to look it up.#and it's the only one in my sheet music folder that i'm like 'ok. this is TRULY the right style' and i know it's good in my voice#and it's a cute song and i do like it and it definitely fits the overall vibe of the show#and though i haven't sung it in like 4 years i still remember 90% of the words and have time to study it before the audition#but while trying to find that song deep deep in my folder i pass by other songs i just love so much more#and i'm like ahhhhhhhh why#and i'm not even like 'god i hope i get it' (see A Chorus Line. that's more my type) i truly don't care if i'm cast or not#and yes i can technically audition with any song i could ever want it's just suggested to do the same style#but i know the entire creative panel who i'll be auditioning for and the last 2 times i auditioned for them i sang the same song#only because it's a GOOD song that fit both shows i was auditioning for (Can't Stop Talking About Him by Frank Loesser)#(perfect audition song since it's short at like 28 bars and you can pick the tempo and do a lot of character stuff)#(but see this is what i mean. like 1/3 of my entire sheet music folder is golden age musicals. then half is 60s-90s.)#(and then the last chunk are the few new-ish musical theatre and some pop music.)#(if i took performing more seriously i'd have a wider range but this is truly just for fun and just for me. so i do what i like.)#i don't want to go in for a 3rd audition with the same creative team and doing the same song. especially since it doesn't fit this time.#so once again. dragged kicking and screaming. over to new musical theatre territory. unwillingly.#if i get cast we'll have to see if the show itself even grows on me since honestly i think there's maybe 2 songs i like in it.#it's definitely not the worst new musical theatre style show but it's also not one that drew me in.#ok wait while looking through lists of 'new musical theatre' shows to find one i actually like (i think just Legally Blonde sorry guys)#(every other new musical in the last 20 years that i like did something interesting with the music like Come From Away)#i ended up finding out that apparently 13 was adapted into a netflix movie? when did that even happen?#i mean i don't care for that show either but i thought i was at least up to date on movie adaptations.
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twitter and tiktok lgbts seriously need to learn to shut their fucking mouth and get educated on shit before they open it I am dead serious queer theory is not a fucking toy you can pull out as you please everytime something doesn't agree with you personally godddddd
#yes this is about the bury your gay/queerbaiting drama surrounding the ofmd season finale#but its also about what happened to that poor boy who plays in heartbreaker#ppl dont owe you shit#tv shows dont we you shit except for a good storyline and characters staying true to themselves and/or their character arc#just because you dont like something doesn't mean it has to be morally wrong / made into something that's not safe and needs to be cancelle#or whatever other dumbshit idea your social media riddled brains are producing#queer theory is not a toy for you to play with#why do you think we have medias with so many queer characters today huh? not bc u were on twitter 20 years ago cancelling medias that didnt#BUT BECAUSE QUEER AUTHORS THEORISED HOW OPPRESSION TRANSLATED INTO MEDIAS WE HAD ACCESS TO!#BECAUSE THEY PUT FORWARD CONCEPTS THAT ALLOWED US TO SEE QUEERPHOBIC PATTERNS AND BRING THEM TO LIGHT!#EVERYTIME YOU USE THOSE CONCEPTS JUST BC YOUR SORRY ASS WASNT HAPPY WITH THE DIRECTION A SHOW TOOK#TO MAKE IT A MORAL PROBLEM#YOU UNDERMINE THEM! YOU UNDERMINE THE TOOLS WE HAVE TO ACTUALLY BRING TO LIGHT QUEERPHOBIC PATTERNS IN MEDIA!#GOD WHY IS IT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND YOU DUMB BRAINWASHED MORONS#our flag means death#ofmd#ofmd s2#ofmd discourse#izzy hands#idk how to tag this for ppl who dont want to see the drama so i hope this is enough#bury your gays#queerbaiting#queer theory#god i am pissed off.#heartstopper#sorry my bad
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i used to be an ace lesbian until i experienced a clip of a live slipknot performance
#💀#all it took was one slightly odd 50 year old man to change that about me#im sure a lot of ppl would judge me but im actually really glad this happened to me#bc i feel so much more comfortable with the idea of having men in my life now#im still very repulsed by most men but at least now i know that theres Exceptions 👉👈#also they gotta be like 20 years older than me apparently 😭 otherwise i dont rly like what i see#DSFJSJ SORRY IM SHARING SOOO MUCH RANDOM INFO ABOUT MYSELF ON HERE#its not like anyone uses tumblr its ok
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