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I hope bas kara stays fat I hope the fans doesn't twinkify him
#bas kara kita butuh kapasitas semesta#he's described as 'gempal' which usually means plus sized lmao. idc idc what the others says he doesn't look thin to me at all#if people GIVE HIM a six pack im gonna riot fuck you.#bas kara my king i love you and your gangster(literal he lives in a gang) swagger#jasa pos telkomsel#sorry this must be incomprehensible#literally only good author on wattpad is chocotwister#i trust her to not twinkify this man. but. BUT! i do not trust other fans who prefers kpop visuals#kita butuh kapasitas semesta
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Honestly transformers one deserves a medal for being the first transformers. Thing. In like five years to make me actually like and want to see bumblebee
#God I was. Look okay the market. The transformers market. Is SO oversaturated with bumblebee#Stop making him the protagonist of things please I just want to see ONE new character just one just one new guy#Like he's familiar I get it. The audience knows him. Cute little guy#But also I do not care get him off of my SCREEN#It's not even that I DISLIKE bumblebee. As a character. I liked him in the 80s I liked him in Bumblebee 2018 I liked him in prime#I am just. SO tired of seeing him in EVERYTHING#Bumblebee oversaturation is real and it could happen to you#Anyways tf1 made him fun again. He's quirky. he's silly. He's not an audience surrogate or an inexperienced kid for the adults to teach he'#Literally just some guy. I missed when Bumblebee was just some guy#Also his crippling loneliness and isolation in the dumpster? Yeah man I get it#Also he was funny. Call me a middle schooler but he was FUNNY. I giggled#And even the jokes that didn't land I was never like Oh brother this guy STINKS. And I think that's because the jokes and bee himself never#Overstayed their welcome#So yeah good for them for making me actually like bumblebee again. I genuinely thought it couldn't be done#He's my friend and I like him :)#This is incomprehensible sorry I just really want to share my thoughts on tfone and I haven't had the energy to make any written analysis#And I don't have a car. So I can't watch it in theatres again#Watch in in theatres for me. Please#transformers one#Transformers#Also badassatron was funny I'll die on this hill#Sorry it WAS funny until it became my partner's vocal stim and now they must be SLAIN
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three healers
#pathologic#daniil dankovsky#artemy burakh#clara pathologic#my art#when theyre all unmistakably on the same side working against a common enemy but they can’t work together#and their solutions can’t exist alongside each other#so they must work against each other to the same end#or work with each other to opposite ends?#also none of them have free will in the matter because they’re being pitted against each other on so many levels#by the other characters and the directors and the powers that be and the writers and the PLAYERS#i was going to write a whole essay in the tags yknow for fun but actually most of my thoughts about these characters do not exist in words#sorry💔#imagine 14 pages of incomprehensible and nonexistent letters in 12 point times new roman and pathologic has an MLA citation at the end#oooops i wrote a billion tags for this post that is 3 portraits of expressionless video game characters! are yoy mad at me
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Between
2x08 S: "As long as I'm doing something to help out a friend, I don't mind what it is! I just want to be there for 'em when they need me. Because at the end of the day, helping my friends is more important than anything in the world!"
3x03 Mei: "So wait, how did you get your gold vision back again?" MK: "I don't know! The same way I got them in the first place I guess. Every time I learned a new ability, it was because there was something I NEEDED to do, when there was no other way. Against the gold fish guy I NEEDED to do something to save my friends!" P: "Yeah, friends that YOU put in danger on purpose!"
3x10 MK: "NO! Mei is my best friend, I’d never abandon her when she needs me. We’re heroes! It’s what we do!",
3x14 MK: "A perfect world is what you make it. So as long as I have my friends by my side...this world! Is! Perfect!”
4x01 MK: "Honestly? I’m kinda liking the world as it is, right now. So...if it could just stay like this, forever? That would be awesome." SWK: "Yeah well...forever’s a long time bud...trust me."
4x02 AL: "It’s too late to save them! We can’t risk unleashing the curse into the world." MK: “You don’t know! We’d risk it for sure! I won’t abandon them when they need us."
4x07 IMK: "You can see it, can't you? This is your fate. Your friends will turn on you, seeing you for the monster you will become. They will destroy you, harbinger of chaos."
4x11 MK: "We have to try, he'd do the same—for any of us." and
4x14 YT: "I know full well what would happen should Azure fail. But- but he is my brother. I owe him my life." S: "We get it! I'd do anything to help my friends. But at the cost of the world?" P: "I'm sorry pal, but NOTHING worth that price!"
I'm like, really worried scoob.
#''Oh haha tdp may get into the life of one person VS the life of the world and CHET may definitely happen but at least I'm safe in LMK-''#''-what do you mean one friend isn't worth the cost of the world. WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WON'T ABANDON THEM WHEN THEY NEED HIM.''#MK IS LITERALLY GOING TO TRADE THE WORLD FOR HIS FRIEND'S LIVES. FUCK ME. I CAN'T ESCAPE ANYTHING#Actually no. NO NO WAIT IT COULD BE WORSE.#It might legitimately come down to destroying MK or destroying the world. Or a choice that seems like those are the only two outcomes#''They will destroy you harbinger of chaos'' OH MAN. WE'RE SO FUCKED.#Nothing is off the table anymore. Azure died painfully on screen. s4 was the worst thing ever. IT'S OVER#Good thing s4 was all about false dichotomies right hahahahahaha#This comes down to: would pigsy sandy and tang really not pay that price for someone they care about.#This isn't about Mei I know SHE would. She'd do literally anything for her friends. BUT THE OTHER THREE.#SANDY CONTRADICTS HIMSELF IN 2x08 AND 4x14. I'M SCARED SCOOB#WHY MUST EXCHANGE AS A THEME BE IN EVERYTHING I LOVE#sorry if this is hard to read/incomprehensible lol#I am just like. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#lmk#lmk rant#lmk parallels#lego monkie kid#monkie kid
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I saw the fanart rules and thought, how can someone get drunk with DETERGENT AND SHAMPOO? it was funny btw, but would Eli be okay after...yk, ingesting those things?😟
They have a lot of control over their body (idk if i should say total) and their system adapts to anything to reach balance in a much faster way than us. I needed to think about something stronger so it could affect them ehehe
So alcohol affects the brain (and other things but those don’t matter in this case) but Eli doesn’t have a physical brain like people, it’s kind of distributed throughout their body (it’s like us having neurons on our guts ACTUALLY we have in a lot of places but with them is more weird and different). But their ‘brain’ and thought process/consciousness/emotions/ are human and were raised human (even if poorly).
(body horror? ig, poison mention, some basic chemistry talk, alcohol mention too)
So I thought about what substance could affect all the body and I thought of poisons, but there are a lot of them and classifying them would be too much for me, so I thought of alkaline solutions, corrosive to plant and animal tissue, slight poisoning that affects them the same way we process alcohol (chemicals and neuron communication stuff i shouldn’t be explaining bc it’s pointless to the ask).
But there is no real science behind it bc they are not real yeyyy.
If u were wondering about if it hurts them the answer is yes kind of?, but they have a different (physical) pain perception than we do. Also they can turn it on and off at will. Also if the substance kills cells they will just make more (this is unconscious) to eventually dissolve it completelly so they just do it for the feeling. Also it’s so light that they don’t even notice the ‘’pain’’.
The bigger the pH the less time it takes effect. They are just affected this way with pH from 10 to 14, if it’s below that to 7 then it would require big quantities (like some soaps and shampoo). I still haven’t thought about how acids make them feel (but thinking about how they can make stomach acid i don’t think it would affect them).
(side silly note that it’s not canon: i thought ohh maybe if alkali are depressants then acids are stimulants but that’s too silly, i give Eli a lemon and she goes through the wall /j).
The stronger alkali Eli could get their hands on would be bleach so that would be like drinking Spirytus to them, but they don’t find any difference, if they do want to feel like being drunk it’s just some bar soaps. chomp. If they tried a stronger one I don't think anything bad would happen aside from smelling like it (and other thing that it's too much explaining, but still not dead)
#🥩FleshingOut: Eli🥩#yeyy my time to shineee *proceds to weird you out and confuse you*#don’t let me talk too much i have years of character construction sealed shut i must be contained#also it was for funny reasons JHFDJFHDF it kind of developed from that#when i said alcohol affects other things but this doesn’t matter is bc Eli makes their own organs. they don’t need them to survive#trying to make incomprehensible horrors comprehensible (ends bad and silly sounding u.u)#i made them too complex whenever i talk about them i feel like i have you strapped on a chair#with your eyes open forcefully and watching something against your will im sorry#i think something about them and then im like oh but this too happens and this too could make sense and this happens because of this and th#also it’s not like their brain its everywhere EVERYWHERE.think of it like a soup…no maybe a stew…some parts…humgry..stew#the real question here is how did they find out….but i'm not saying. sorry kind of a serious topic#almost the same answer about how they discovered they can die with fire#really want to make a guideon how to kill Eli for fun but i don't have time#silly squeaking time
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What have I done? I made a dumb comment on your art and now I wake up to 100 messages of xy liked your post.
I don't even know this Fandom.
Tumblr is weird.
I'll stay.
Oh my god hi, to be 100% honest I'm not entirely sure what happened either lmao. I think home depot skeletons is just impressively fitting to the nature of the source material. My sincerest apologies and also thank you for your contribution
#asks#halftimehero#The fandom and the characters in that art are appreciators of skeletons and memes#also my response to your comment must have been totally incomprehensible to you too sorry lol
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who/what is enty? an oc?
Yes! It's an oc for the pathfinder campaign i'm currently playing in :3 it's so hard to find where to start with them OTL it's my everything. my silly rabbit. It died, but got better (through the powers of necromancy). it lost the memories of its past life. it named itself "Entropy" (Enty for short), out of swearing itself to a fruitless revenge. it's part of a revolutionary group to topple the nobility. it died a second time, and got better(through the power of friendship(it was necromancy again)). it unknowingly gave up all its memories justifying its revenge. it regained the memories of the life it lost. it currently neither possess a shadow nor a soul. Its shadow tried to kill it. it posses a terribly fake italian accent (that one's on me but also- there's layers). it has fallen through the void for 7 years and still hasn't hit the ground. it is so broke (monetarily). it is so broke (mentally).
#i'm so sorry this must be so incomprehensible#but tysm for asking! :D#i do love talking about it (and my ocs in general)#cool new url btw!#enty
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Hello this is a public service announcement for the Our Wonderland community. Drive It Through Your Heart by Billy Cobb is a Genzou/Orlam song.
#our wonderland#for the amvs in your head#2 be clear I think they should never talk to each other again like @ this point I am like......boys this is not okay. boys im not sure if#this will ever get better.#but the DRAMA augh the HEARTBREAK the meat the blood ect ect. they have so much going on#award for longest ever game of gay chicken goes to genzou and orlam and I am NOT proud of them for it#I'm willing to post this at the risk of sounding so stupid and incomprehensible so they must really be eating my brain neurons right now.#I might end up deleting this text post later because I cant handle being a person on the internet and sorry if that happens.#orlam brewbacher#genzou ichihara
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I have! It's been a while, but I remember it being good. I liked how the stuff with Liam makes the line "why would someone sacrifice everything for their dumb sibling" hit hard, and I remember the vindictive fury of the scene where he destroys his dimension being very well written.
For whatever reason, it didn't make me interested in flatland as a concept. I think I was a little bit lost when it came to what the world itself was like, apart from how shitty the society was.
My takeaway from the fic was "that was a really well done backstory fic!" but not "ohhh man I am Changed Forever", which might partly be because I was not invested in Bill as a character at the time.
Also, this is just a matter of personal taste, but I didn't like the idea of Bill getting his powers from a time wish. It's a clever use of pre-existing concepts in the show, I just didn't find it all that interesting of a concept.
#godrambles#i must confess. I still dont find the henchmaniacs interesting either. sorry </3#it was a very good fic#it just didn't happen to resonate on the same level as other fics for me#its definitely not close to my headcanon for bills origins#I dont have a solid idea of what his origins are but every time I read a bill origins fic there are things that click and things that dont#I think part of bills backstory should be things a human mind is incapable of comprehending so that makes it tricky#cant exactly write an incomprehensible fic. the whole point is being able to read it#shoutout to pengychans fics for introducing me to the concept of billford iirc#where would i be without them
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man I miss watching game grumps…it used to be a daily routine for me for a long time
after the stuff with Dan I quit cold turkey, but with the super mega BS I’m finding about the dingdong /Julian situation and it just makes me sad all over again
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Downbadism?
skldjkfkd like me being down bad but in noun form
#the downbadism ykwim#sorry i know my blog must be incomprehensible to people who speak english as a second or third language#ask#anon
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hardlocked myself with this fic deciding the specifics of the relationship should be unclear until the final bit but then i keep going back to how the sex is important actually... great thinkers are at work.
#bell.txt#it was not gonna have an actual sex scene or anything btw. it was gonna be a shitty motel scene which would contain info.#BUT. but i love the vibe of it being completely hidden up until the full on Blood In Mouth goodbye kiss. the idea those 3 years being nothi#the vibe they did NOT matter that did NOT count. pretty cool. but then should there even be that final bit. maybe i'll just shorten it a li#it should be okay theres not much actually Written for that part it was gonna be the closing scene anyway it'll be a wrap up#and then the focus is childhoodfriendhood (evil) and the House (evil) (loving). okay thats a plan. no sex in this fic no sex CELIBACY#i should consult my lady hierophant for this but she is on a trip and visiting her family and everything and i dont wanna spam her dms#then she'd open them next week when she's back and be like holy shit bell are you okay. nah she must have a good time there#sorry mutuals i'll be back to studying tomorrow so i shan't be incomprehensible on the dash for long. just a little stereoscopics sunday
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@dotted-ink
the worst thing I ever made
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just like??? sorry my hc fox has such an obnoxiously loud howl of a laugh. like a (you hear it from across the way) laugh. and just had the idea of like. (gruesome injury) and just (panic) for snake until he hears foxs insane laughter in the midst of it and hes like i dont know what i expected (affectionate) please try to take this more seriously even if you are delirious from blood loss (failed step 1).
#self#SORRY this must be incomprehensible 💖#ive been thinking about his howl laugh all day and its so cute#my way of writing my thoughts down must look odd sorry im ill
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Saturdays
SHIP: Oscar Piastri x Reader
SUMMARY: He sleeps like the dead, but at least he's pretty while doing it?
CONTENTS: Fluff, use of you/yours, no use of Y/N, entirely self-indulgent
wc: 536
A ray of sunshine in your eyes is what wakes you up.
It's one of the rare days when both Oscar and you are free of obligations. One of the rare days when you wake up before him, and get to revel a little in the feeling of his arms wrapped around your waist, hugging you close to him; the feeling of his legs tangled with yours underneath soft blankets; the feeling of his face buried in the curve connecting your neck and shoulder, fanning it with small breaths.
You allow yourself to drift between consciousness and the abyss for a while longer.
„Osc.“ You whisper – and get no response. The man – your darling sweetheart, the light of your life, really – continues sleeping like he's a rock or perhaps a log. Repeating yourself a little more loudly gets you nothing more than a hum. „I need to get up.“
He replies this time, says something, surely, and the vibration of his voice against your skin spreads like wildfire all over your body. He is also, unfortunately, entirely incomprehensible.
„What?“ You laugh.
„What th' hell d'you need to get up for?“ The vice-like grip on you doesn't loosen as you hoped it would.
„Um, the bathroom?“
He groans and lets go of you, acting like it's the most effort he's ever had to put into any task, ever. You laugh, pressing a little kiss on his cheek before getting up.
„Oh, do that again.“ The corners of his lips tilt upwards with the plea. You can't help but oblige.
When you return, you pause in the doorway to admire the way he managed to take up the entirety of the bed. The way his torso rises and falls rhythmically under the covers. The way his shoulders look – you could spend an eternity just gazing at the way the muscles in his back move. The way he's sleeping with his face in the crook of his elbow, hiding away from the sun.
He feels the mattress dip and moves his head ever so slightly to look at you, even if he therefore must endure the Sun's corona behind you. „S'too early, darling,“ he croaks, and you laugh softly before leaning down to press a kiss between his shoulder blades.
„You're right.“ And you lay back down with that, arm thrown over him in a looser cuddle than he had you in minutes ago. He revels in the warmth of your palm on his bare skin, in the dance of your fingertips all over his back, in the quiet that blankets you both for a little while.
„I say this too much, but I really love you,“ he whispers, mind on the edge of sleep.
„You could never say it too much. I really love you too, you know.“
„I know, you're so good to me.“ The visible part of his face is smiling again.
„Your standards are low, then,“ you tease, messing up his hair.
He looks seriously offended for a moment. Or about as offended as he can look while he drifts off. „How dare you say that about my girlfriend?“
You breathe a little laugh again, and your pointer finger draws a heart on his spine.
hey, sorry that I died for nearly 2 months? go for broke is still being worked on but I think I want to go in a slightly different direction with that than I originally thought, so that's going to be A While. alas we live i suppose
#formula 1 fanfiction#f1 fic#f1 fanfic#f1 fluff#f1 x reader#f1 x you#f1 x y/n#oscar piastri fanfiction#oscar piastri fanfic#oscar piastri fluff#op81 fic#op81 fanfic#op81 fanfiction#op81 fluff#oscar piastri x reader#oscar piastri x you#oscar piastri x y/n#op81 x you#op81 x y/n#op81 x reader
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need op's tags on here actually
#red dwarf#TRULY#what's gayer being gay or whatever the fuck this is#(sorry 2 my non dwarfer followers who don't know the context. this must be incomprehensible to you)
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