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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 1 year ago

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hello! i’m love your post and arts so much! I look at your posts after a hard day and my mood immediately changes to excellent. can I ask a couple of questions?

which pairing with Ethan do you prefer?

and… can we get to know you better? a little biography?

Thank you for your time! I'll be waiting for new arts! (sorry if i made mistakes, my english is not so good. im russian)

i like basically every ship with ethan! it mostly depends on the mood im in, but if im being honest, mithan, winterfield, and wintersberg gets frustrating to think about because they all dont treat ethan well canonically... lethan is fun because they have never met and i can make my own assumptions!

i used to like wintersberg the most and i still do like it, i just have expanded my horizons to other ships as well...., its mostly like a punchline to me though. they have the funniest potential which is why a majority of their posts is just joke comics. i do not like how people try to erase how karl is arrogant and egotistical tho. thats like removing the flavor.... the way karl acts is just very funny to me, hes so lame in a good way and i like how everytime he talks to ethan it sounds like hes twirling his hair and kicking his feet. canonically speaking, karl was very much in the wrong for trying to use rose and not elaborating and i will die on this hill. ethan is not in the wrong for being disgusted and angry that karl would ever try and propose that in the deal. karl is very arrogant so when ethan says no to him it makes him mad and he tries to use fear to get ethan to take his deal (kicking his chair and warning him) i like karl, i like how messed up and arrogant he is but i dislike how people try to portray him as a nice guy. however, in a AU where everythings the same except he doesnt try to use rose i do enjoy the dynamic they could have, especially if the teamed up (not with the deal where they use rose. ethan wouldnt agree unless karl never involved rose in the first place). karl is just a very entertaining character and i like him a lot, hes funny and his personality can be extremely hilarious

mia and ethan is pretty tragic and thinking about it too much makes me a bit sad, imo in a reality where ethan survives re8, he needs to divorce mia. im not saying ethan needs to hate mia and never talk to her again i just dont think they should be so intimate together because of her behavior... please do not take this as anti mia. they loved each other dearly but it wasnt healthy. their relationship was kept afloat by lies and mia doesnt change even though she deals with the consequences of her own actions in re7. she actively tries to hide her past from ethan and is mostly focused on trying to move on and have a normal life even if ethan will have to live the rest of his life in the dark.

she loves her family so much, shes very afraid of them leaving her so she hides all the bad things in the hopes that they wont leave. its selfish, its human, its real, her character is so amazing and i love her. she doesnt learn from re7 and hides important information from ethan again. i geniunly think they should have gotten divorced after re8 if ethan had survived. its tragic and its sad but they love each other so much. it sad because they both geniunly love rose so much but they themselves shouldnt be together. its just sad to think about it. whenever i draw them it usually takes place before re7. they should have divorced on good terms and shared custody of rose.........

ethan and chris is also frustrating to think about... chris is a major jerk in re8, whenever i draw it, its under a unspoken AU that chris did not behave the way he did in re8. his weird behavior in re8 is probably for a meta reason imo. capcom wanted to set up a twist villian so they make chris very vague and unesscarily cruel. while its frustrating that they turned chris into a jerk for the sake of a twist, it still happens in canon and i will forever roll my eyes whenever i see him on screen. he did what he thought was best but imo, execution matters more than the intentions. same applies to mia. they both did things that hurt ethan because they thought it would be the best but in the end they just hurt ethan.

all the ships ive discussed with people ethan has met canonically just makes it look like i dont even like the ships... LOL ... ethan just has horrible luck with the people he meets i guess... but i do enjoy the ships and drawing them, but again all of them come with the canon baggage that ends up making me sad because everyone treats ethan poorly whether they had good intentions or not

which is why leon and ethan is the most fun to draw without getting stressed... LOL... they have never met but just drawing what i think their dynamic would be like is very fun.

please dont take this post personally, this isnt a post declaring why ur fave ship sucks, this is just my own personal preferences and in the end i draw all of them anyways

if i had to rank the ships based on drawing silly comics it would be

wintersberg

mithan

lethan

winterfield

wintersberg has the funniest potential just because of karl and mithan can be funny if u water it down to "i love my wife so much" and said wife comes home with suspicious amounts of hard cash

i enjoy making joke comics far to much

if i were to rank the ships based on how healthy they would actually be for ethan it would be

lethan

winterfield, mithan, wintersberg (no particular order)

sorry 😭

leon and ethan have literally never met but imo it would still be the healthiest because ethan gets to start new

the three other ships r all unhealthy in some way, at least canonically without changing much about the characters (i do like winterfield but just because of how chris behaved in re8 it knocked them down)

i cant even rank them on personal preference because my opinion changes so often 😭 it changes based on discussions i have with my friends or recent art i see that inspires me... me and my friends recently had a discussion about mia and ethans relationship which made me very frustrated and sad with mia so i defiently wouldnt be drawing them anytime soon... meanwhile i hvae been talking to a friend who really likes winterfield often so the conversations we have give me art ideas and i end up drawing it more. if a friend of mine really enjoyed wintersberg or lethan and talked to me about it often id probably start drawing it more, the joys of being a multishipper

it changes a lot based on how im feeling and if im in the mood to draw something funny or something serious

sorry u asked a really simple question and i responded with a essay

and a little bit about myself is that i go by crumb, i am 18 and i go by all pronouns and prefer it/its

im vietnamese and live in texas

i made this tumblr acc solely so i could post my ethan art and im a re7/re8 girly so if ur here waiting for me to draw the re1-re6 characters im sorry u should probably expect nothing

i also make personal animations sometimes which u can find here

thanks for the ask and sorry for the rant!

#ethan winters #crumbessage

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drenched-in-sunlight · 1 year ago

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hello hi!!! grfhvhghr i am in love with your artwork so much you cant believe-- i wanna ask if you have any tips on how you lineart and colourpick?? no pressure to answer tho, have a great day/night!! again, love your art <33

hi!! thank you for your kind words!! since i got asked about these a lot, im answering this for all the other ask asking about lineart and colour tips too! You can see some previous post here.

also i could only give out tips that work for my drawing style - which is heavy lineart / colours pop up the line (believe it or not it's American comic book style. ppl cant understand why my art doesnt really look like usual anime/ Asian webtoon style, even though it is still clearly anime / Asian webtoon style, but when i told them it's because im drawing these by studying American comics, no one believes it either lmao.

i do study but i do my own things too, so most of my art inspo is really unexpected to ppl, but they r really where i learn things from, cuz i dont even go to art school TT_TT).

Changing the brush size will help you achieve thick/thin lines better without having to put pressure on your wrists. Keep your hold relaxed and let bigger brush size give you the thick strokes.

I like messy sketch, to me the sketch is just an outline shape to fill details in when i do the line, it also gives more freedom to wriggle as i draw! cuz i dont really plan out everything from the start, just wing it as i go, so a lot of my work is actually very spontaneous.

that leads to this point: when you do the lineart you should start deciding which colour style you want from it to adjust the details amount. the ink shadow blocks in my art aren't there randomly, i adjust them to best complement the shape language and colours.

for piece where i want the line/shadow to...idk hit (?), the colours are almost flat with textured brush adding depth to them, so the inking is the shading, thus there are more details in the lineart / ink blocks.

for the video above and piece like this where i want the colours to be clear and pop out, the use of ink blocks are minimized and i do the shading during colouring process. but! the ink blocks can still make some places pop very nicely! just use in moderation!

when doing the base it's good to keep the colour on the left side of the colour wheel (low saturation), but as you do shading and lighting, try to spread out evenly so it won't look washed out.

toggle around with hue and saturation slider as you go! the key is always adjusting! you're making hundreds of decisions at once, being conscious of your choice in why a line or a colour should be in a certain way will help improve your process a lot! (i think you can tell which art i turned off my brain and just draw for stress relief ........ which is also a valid way to draw and sometimes the result might surprise you! but for more serious stuffs i try to be aware of most of the move i make. it's problem solving, yeah?)

i find that one way to keep your art from appearing too...yellow in the end (which is sth that haunted my ass for a long while) is always aim for cold tone, so if you accidentally make it warm either way in the end it won't be too warm (and yellow :cry:)

well that's all the stuffs i can think on top of my head. sorry i can't give more advice on colour picking cuz it's sth i don't really know how to give advice on???? i think my colours now are still pretty lame haha........ if there are still any questions i'd gladly answer within my ability, though im very slow to answer ask ( i do read and be happy at all of them tho!)

#art tip #ask #anon #albi’s art #ALSO I AM SERIOUS ABOUT THE BRUSH SIZE THING SAVE YOUR WRISTS NOW. TODAY. DONT LET IT HURT THEN TRY TO FIX IT LATER #aughhhhhhhhh *rub my wrists*

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pwnyta · 3 months ago

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MORE TWISTED WONDERLAND TWINK JUDGMENT.

That hair is DIABOLICAL. Especially in blond... i know the Huntsman has that hair but it wasnt that bad in black. Hes still my favorite of the three Snow White crew TBH. The Huntsman?

More like CUNTSMAN AMIRITE?!

Best/worst outfit- This shitty fake Aussie outfit.. IDKY but I can only imagine him with an Australian accent now. Its terrible. I do take back the Cuntsman title why are all his outfit kinda lame? Theyre really doing Snow Whites baddies dirty.

Overall- 5.5/10...

...Not Hades... Why he look like an edgy version of Yaoi Jesus!? Not like this Hades... Not like this. I hate it here.

Best outfit- The Knight outfit. Its pretty sick...

Overall- 3/10 looks pretty cool but the fact hes so miserable even tho Hades is iconic... smdh

...Not Robot Shota Hades.... Do they know theres Medusa, Centaur, Hydra, Pain and Panic... WHY TWO HADES AND THEYRE BOTH THE WORST!?

Best outfit- This butterfly drip is actually pretty sick. I still hate it.

Overall- 4/10 for the Butterfly outfit he gets an extra point over Idia...

...Maleficent.... Alright big dog. You better not fuck this up. They fucked up Hades and The Evil Queen... you gotta really pop off bud. So far so fine.

Best outfit- Alright Mal... you saved yourself. I also like the Long outfit. WELL DONE BUD.

Overall- 7.5/10!

...WHO? Silver... is he... the fuckin sewing wheel? ???

Best outfit- I get to reward the Long outfit! Well done. But since its a shared outfit... not as good.

Overall- 5/10?? I guess.

...Maybe the green fire? I guess theres slimpicking as far as baddies in Sleeping Beauty... but why just add so many and then like NONE of the baddies in Hercules accent Hades? I dont get it Fifi... But this guy is pretty good. Rare not-twink? Real?

Best outfit- He looks nice in this half cape. I think he should have a proper belt but w/e.

Overall- 6.5/10

WHO!?!?!? I dont like this guy at all.... but also it makes me laugh at the person complaining about people sexualizing characters when theres so much shotabait LMAO.... Girl.

Best outfit- Full armor baby. Thats the way to go.

Overall- 2.5/10

Crowley... lookin sharp. Cool mask. Cool wing cape...

Best outfit- His standard. He doesnt have much to work with unfortunately.

Overall- 8/10

LIPSMACK OF DISAPPOINTMENT. You can do better than that for Cruella... Come on now.

Best outfit- His standard I guess cuz his other one sucks worse.

Overall- 4/10

Not Cinderellas step mom being better designed than Cruella... Also he reminds me of that comic with the old man with the fat ugly cat. So...

Best outfit- He doesnt get any more but its still good.

Overall- 7/10. Simple but I dig it.

...Tibbies.

Best outfit- I mean... its simple but a little cunty. HES GOT ANTLERS ON ALL OF HIS ...outfits.

Overall- 7/10

NOT TWINK FACILIER!!! WITH THE KILLMONGER CUT! LMFAO.

Best outfit- GIVE HIM MORE CLOTHES. WHY IS HE FACULTY!? WHY ISNT HE A STUDENT!? That a hamsa in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Overall- 10/10 I cant rate my mans Facilier any lower Im sorry. LMAO Hes very cute.

NOT CUNTY TWINK FROLLO!!! NOOOOO

Best outfit- His only outfit

Overall- ....8/10 Hes dripped out what can I say?

HONEST JOHN!? LMAO... Yo whyd they drop the ball so hard on Sleeping Beauty and then just started pulling out these NPC baddies...

Best outfit- Only outfit. Hes serving thoooo

Overall- 9/10

...How you gonna make the Cheshire Cat boring? I like his mome rath pants tho... I love Mome Raths...

Best Outfit- n/a

Overall- 2/10 THATS THE CHESHIRE CAT GUY!? ... boring as fuck...

What a weak ending... after all that goodness.

#Fifi.#The Young and The Dripless.

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silverzoomies · 2 years ago

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Sweet Dreams

peter maximoff x reader smut

warnings: masturbation, oral sex, peter maximoff being lame as hell

word count: 4,469

edit: i made some pretty major changes to this one. i was never really happy with it, and it's been buggin' me forever. fixed some dialogue, tried to make it feel more in character for him. sorry if you liked it better before !! im pretty happy with it now tho 💗💗💗

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Tender caresses teased slowly down your chest, meeting your tummy in playful tickles. Reacting with an abrupt jump, you trembled under the warmth of his touch. From your lips, came a high pitched peep. A delicate sound.

Somewhere down south, a low chuckle reverberated quietly. In a voice so familiar, recognizable to you from even lightyears away. Tangled and cozy in a pile of his blankets, you breathed a gleeful sigh. His laugh brought you such an immense sense of comfort. Putting you at ease.

He lingered closely, his humid breath teasing your middle. Fine hairs along your skin stood to attention, dancing across a field of goosebumps. Dexterous fingers worked with a quick motion, tugging your panties over your knees. He exhaled yet another breath, satisfied as he pulled the fabric down your legs in a single motion.

Your senses registered every touch, sound, and sight in foggy confusion. At this moment, nothing seemed real. For several seconds too long, your eyes refused to open. Vague shapes and colors swirled in a psychedelic dance under your eyelids. That familiar voice, warm in its timbre, whispered words you struggled to comprehend.

A most sensual mumbling of, “You look so beautiful.”

Something about that complimentary statement struck you as off putting.

“Let me touch you, moon and star. I’ll make you feel pleasure in ways you never imagined possible.”

PPffftttt …What? See, now that seemed a little too silly.

None of this made any sense. Those words didn’t sound natural coming out of his mouth. He’d never say anything like them, would he? At least, you couldn’t recall him speaking so poetically in the past. Never once had his voice carried such a smooth, dreamy tonality. You wondered why his usual doofus ramblings and overconfident flirtations had all been sidelined. In favor of…what, exactly? Tender hearted romances? Words of passion? The kind only found in erotic novels, favored by middle aged women.

A burning, wet tongue prodded teasingly at your clit. On instinct, your hips rocked into the warmth of his presence. As you opened your mouth to express your heated pleasure…nothing came. Not a single sound vibrated from your throat. For some unknown reason, you couldn’t muster the ability to speak. At all.

His tongue entangled itself with your stiff nub. Writhing around in the blankets - desperate to moan - you felt your throat constrict tightly. But you choked on the sound, swallowing a painful lump. He spoke again. Once more, something so bizarre and out of character for him. Contrived. Cliche. But the inflection of his voice melted your heart. You could feel it pooling through your ribcage.

“You feel it, don’t you? Sweet thing. I want to hear you say it. Tell me how wonderful you feel, my darling.”

You tried to laugh, caught off guard by how ridiculous he sounded. But again, nothing happened. You choked, your laughter catching in your throat. The slick thickness of his tongue plunged between the soft lips of your pussy. He wiggled the muscle through your tight walls. And just as you felt the oh-so-heavenly sensation of his tongue vibrating-

You awoke.

Blinking yourself out of a horny daze, you glanced at a digital clock on the nightstand.

4am.

A less than optimal time to wake, in such an amorous, groggy state. In your best pal’s bed. In his basement. In his mom’s house. For fuck’s sake. You sighed quietly, as frustration bloomed in your gut. Blanketed in a veil of late night darkness, you threw your head back into the plush of the pillows. Nearby, you overheard the faintest roar of the television. The TV flickered in an otherworldly light.

Bringing your head up for a beat, you squinted your sleepy eyes. Upon the glowing screen, you could barely make out the vague image of a cross-dressing Bugs Bunny. And Peter? Nowhere in sight.

Unsurprising, all things considered. Diseased with limitless energy, he never slept. Once the entire city put itself to rest for the night, Peter often threw himself at mischief’s door. Sometimes, he’d do a little soul searching. Exploring unknown parts of the world, inaccessible to the average person. Other nights, he’d raid 24hr gas stations of their unhealthiest snacks. Or - you considered this the most likely case - he left to do all of those things at once.

Adjusting your legs under the heavy blankets, you felt a distracting dampness pooling between your thighs. Your clit throbbed, aching for any stimulation. In the desolate emptiness of the basement, you breathed an aggravated sigh. Too bad. Your erotic dream left your body craving affection of the most sensual kind.

What kinda dream had your mind even conjured up anyway?

You recalled foggy memories in bits and pieces. Your brain could only muster faint, pleasurable sensations. The wet heat of a tongue on your clit. Large hands grazing fingertips down your body. A familiar voice and its comforting resonance.

Peter’s voice.

You sat up in bed in a swift motion, clasping a hand over your mouth. Aimlessly, you stared ahead in conflicting thought. Furrowing your brows, you wondered why in the hell you dreamt about your closest friend. Like that. And even worse - why did such depraved thoughts about him make you soak straight through your panties? You couldn’t bear such a conflicting realization.

The mind boggling revelation proved too confusing to unpack. Come daylight, you might be more inclined to think it over. Once you emerged from the confines of Peter’s - or mama Maximoff’s - basement, at least.

At this very moment, however, a debilitating mixture of sleepiness and horny desire altered your mind. Turning your thoughts into a melting pot of sinful fantasies. If you tried to go to sleep now, plagued with such naughty daydreams; you knew you’d never succumb to slumber. Inevitably, insomnia kept you on lock, leaving you aching with intimate need.

Taking one more look around, you checked your surroundings. In the shadowy void of the speedster’s basement, you found yourself completely alone.

Rubbing one out ultra quick? Not too much of a risk. You could probably lull yourself straight into a restful sleep afterwards too. Once you came down from the luscious release of orgasm, that is. And Peter? Well…he’d be none the wiser. Why not just get it over with?

You went about your business with careful caution.

Keeping your body concealed under layers of blankets, you hastily pulled your sleep shorts and panties down your thighs. Lying back in bed, you readjusted your position. Creating the illusion of sleeping peacefully. Should Peter make his presence abruptly known, he’d have nothing to suspect. Though…in the filthiest recesses of your mind, some part of you longed for him to catch you in the act.

Bad thoughts. Bad bad bad.

You relaxed in the comfort of Peter’s bed, breathing in the beckoning scent of your best friend. It permeated within the air all around you, leading you into an embrace. Tempting you to dream of him and his speedster tongue all over again. Wasting not a single second more, you guided your hand downward. Your cool fingers connected with your swollen clit. Pulling your bottom lip between your teeth, you willed yourself not to moan.

After circling your clit for a few beats, you dipped your fingers further down. Hot wetness drenched the digits, sticking to your skin. You realized then, just how much you longed for the familiar touch of a silver-haired doofus. The funny feeling deep in your core grew stronger, and you softly squealed. Coating your bud in your own leaking love, you teased yourself in speedier motions. Not fast enough.

You lost all sense of time, uncertain as to how many minutes passed. And for however long it was, blissful pleasure consumed you entirely. Your thoughts overran with endless fantasies of your closest friend. Like a VHS tape set to rewind, you replayed the spiciest memories from your wet dream. In a more heartwarming thought, you pictured the way Peter’s dimpled grin might look. Cheesing confidently, as he watched you unravel under his touch.

The light of your desire sparked impossibly brighter. Sometime in the last…however long…you kicked the blankets aside. Lying on Peter’s bed with your legs spread open wide. Shorts and panties at your ankles. Leaking pussy proudly on display in the barley-lit darkness. Unaware of your surroundings, you let blasphemous fantasies engulf you. Daydreams of someone you were 99.9% sure harbored no sexual interest in you what-so-ever.

Out of your control, you mewled a pleading whine, “Oh! Peter, please-”

“Damn. That’s not somethin’ you see everyday.”

The same, chummy voice you shamelessly fantasized about for the last - who knows how long - shook you from your erotic fantasies. You squeaked in embarrassment, scrambling to cover yourself with the blankets. Fuck! Did you have any hope of recovering from such a humiliating situation?!

“Peter?!” You choked his name again, in a more panicked tone of voice, “When-...what the fuck??...How long have you-”

He stood casually near his bed, shifting his weight to one leg. Peter wore his usual, silver ensemble. In one arm, he carried a box of Pacman cereal. You suppressed the urge to roll your eyes at the lovable, insufferable manchild. Why did he have to be so stupidly endearing? The universe just couldn’t be fair.

Peter shoved a hand inside the cereal box, rummaging through the noisy plastic. Stuffing handfuls of sugary cereal and marshmallows into his mouth, he lazily grinned. A flicker of blush painted the apples of his cheeks. But in the dark, you could barely see it. Checking the digital watch on his wrist, he shrugged.

“Oh, what, I got here a minute ago, probably? I think? Somethin’ like that. Been watchin’ you-uh-” Peter made an awkward gesture to you on his bed, “-y’know, fer, like, thirty seconds? Maybe forty?” He snickered at your unfortunate expense.

Shamefully blushing, you buried your face in your hands.

“Oh my god. Ohhh my god. That’s so-...that’s so fucking embarrassing. I’m sorry, I-...I swear, it’s not what you think!” You muttered, stammering over your words. Overcompensating, though you knew he’d see through it.

He disappeared for less than a second. In the time it took you to blink, Peter reappeared with a chair. Slumped over in it with his legs lazily spread. If his bedroom were any brighter, you might’ve noticed the half-hard swelling in his jeans. He wiggled his eyebrows, bouncing one of his knees in a restless motion. Inhaling more cavity-inducing cereal, Peter smirked. He threw a nod of his head your way.

“It’s not, huh? Sure. Listen, it’s no sweat, dude. And don’t lemme stop you.” Peter joked, “You wanna sit there and play pussy dj? Do yer thing, baby! Just pretend I’m not even here.” He said, as he crunched loudly down on more cereal - like popcorn at the movies.

Peter cheesed a most overconfident smirk. Despite your embarrassment, you couldn’t help but smile too. Beyond stunned by his aloof behavior, you raised your head to give Peter a look of humiliated disbelief.

“You’ve got to be kidding me, dude!” You said through uneasy giggles, covering your burning cheeks with your palms, “There’s no way I’m just gonna sit here and-...why would you even say it like that?! I’m not gonna do that while you just-...watch me. Are you high??”

Peter snickered, finding your shame humorous. With a loud hmmmmm , he tilted his head. Pretending to ponder your words. His casual treatment of such an embarrassing situation put you somewhat at ease. But he also frustrated you to no end. You wanted to jump across the bed, and snatch that Pacman cereal from his hands. Just to pelt the marshmallows at his goddamn gorgeous, insufferable face.

“Look, I get it, okay? Yer kind of a mess right now. But what were you thinkin’? Seriously. I mean…i-it’s my bed! What’d you think was gonna happen?” He laughed, sitting up straighter in his seat. Arching a brow, he fixed you with a smirk, “Yanno, if I didn’t know any better? I’d think you wanted me to find you like that.”

With your eyes blown open wide, you scoffed, “Absolutely not! Don’t even-...What?? Don’t even go there, Peter. That’d be so weird, and you know it.” You stammered nervously over your words.

His expression remained so agonizingly unfazed. He shrugged, bouncing his leg a touch faster.

“Would it, though?” For an instant, he gazed at you bashfully. But the moment he continued, his impish grin made its return, “Tell you what. No big dealio! We can put this whole thing behind us, yeah? I gotta better idea anyway. Whaddya say you lemme help you out?”

The heat in your cheeks burned to the tips of your ears, surging its way down your neck. You shook your head, scoffing once more through a breathy chuckle.

“What? What do you m-...help me out?”

Peter scooted forward in the chair, leg hopping rapidly. In your mind, the movement mirrored that of a wagging tail. On the most over-eager of golden retrievers. Too cute for his own fucking good. You wished your heart would just give out already, and finally cease its fluttering.

“I know what yer thinkin’! It sounds, like, totally wrong fer me to suggest. But, c’mon. Think about it. Why not, ah?” Peter’s voice fell quieter, his chocolate gaze more insistent, “Just gimme a shot. Promise I’m not askin’ fer much. And maybe it’ll help relieve summa that stress yer always talkin’ about. ‘Cuz I know you’ve been sooooo beat down lately, babe.” He awkwardly laughed, adding, “And if I’m honest, I’ve been a lil beat down too."

You snorted another laugh, completely thrown for a loop. Not only did his insistence surprise you, but so did his genuine honesty. Peter talked as if you both needed the stress reliever. Even if said relief came at the risk of your shared friendship.

“It…doesn’t have to be weird, y’know.” Peter clarified, “Friends do freaky stuff together all the time, don’t they?” He said, carelessly crunching on more cereal.

You wanted to express hesitance, but your breath quickly hitched. In an instant, Peter climbed over you in his bed. And the same, vascular hands you fantasized about all night trailed their long fingers up the blankets. Nibbling his lip playfully, he stared you down with a lidded, mischievous look.

“Peter, wait-” You started, giggling with anxiety as he moved closer, “What the hell are you doing?”

“What’s it look like I’m doin’?” He snickered, pulling the blankets away.

You felt the urge to reach out, and drag the thick fabrics back over your body. To conceal yourself in their safety and security. But in a flash, they all disappeared. Knocking your knees to shield your needy pussy from view, you gaped at Peter. Your gaze doe-eyed and uncertain.

“I-It looks like you’re doing something really dumb.” You snickered, a little nervous.

“Never said I was a smart guy, did I?” Peter joked, sitting up on his bed, “Dropped out fer a reason.”

“I thought…you dropped out because-uhm…you said you dropped out because you couldn’t focus.” You questioned, gazing innocently up at him. Fluttering your lashes and keeping your legs tightly closed.

“Couldn’t focus. Didn’t have the smarts. Brains ’re overrated anyway.” Peter shrugged, nonchalant.

He shed himself of his goggles and jacket, throwing both to the floor. His earphones dangled around his neck, ringing a faint tune you didn’t recognize. Peter chuckled, taking a daring dive to pepper your cheek in teasing kisses. Purposely missing your lips. Fluttering your lashes, you let your body relax into the bed. Through the quiet basement, you heard the scuffing of Peter’s sneakers across the sheets.

You suppressed the urge to giggle. What would Magda - mama Maximoff - say, if she knew her grown ass son hadn’t taken his shoes off at the door? You could already imagine the way she’d sigh, rolling her eyes.

Wet kisses peppered across your cheek, meeting your ear. You felt tingles along your neck, itching down your spine. Breathing a feather light sigh, Peter nipped your neck.

“You moaned my name. When you-uhh…” He cut himself off, giggling awkwardly. Peter whispered, “Were you really thinkin’ about me? Didn’t know you were into me like that…”

You groaned, bringing your hands up. Your nails dragged down Peter’s back over his shirt, and you laughed.

“Don’t get a big head about it.” You said, barely audible. Digging your fingers gently into his back over his spine.

Peter arched his back, hissing through a throaty chuckle. Pulling from your neck, he sat upright over your lap again. He grinned, palming the bulge in his jeans.

“ Mmmm …too late, baby.” He chuckled again, throwing you a wink.

Immense confliction itched at your brain. On one hand, you wanted to roll your eyes at him. So far into the back of your skull, you’d never have to see Peter’s cocky smirk again. On the other hand, you couldn’t help but find him so irresistible like this. In all his aloof, smug glory. A sharp surge of pleasure tightened in your core, making your pussy pulse. All at the sight of his big hand squeezing his hard on.

“Please. It wasn’t really you I dreamt about anyways. It was-” You stammered, making excuses for yourself, “I-It was dream you! I dunno. And you-...”

“And I what? What did ‘dream me’ do, huh?”

“Uhm…you…ate me out…”

Once more, he laughed at your expense. It seemed impossible for him to grin any bigger.

“Yeah? Wowwwwww. Holy shit.” He laughed, “Guess it’s up to me - the one and only - to make yer dreams come true then, huh? What are friends for? C’mon-” Peter nodded his head, his dark eyes darting between your face, and your joined knees.

His hands moved, as Peter fought to wrestle your knees apart. You refused to give in, struggling to hold onto any dignity you had left. You forced your legs closed, and he arched a brow.

“Ooooh…what, you fightin’ me, babe?” He teasingly said, “Why’re you tryna keep me out? You think I’m not gonna like what I see? Cuz, like, I already saw everything. And you got nothin’ to worry about. Trust me.”

You burst into a flurry of flustered giggles, easing up your defenses. Peter took advantage, jerking your legs apart in one motion. You might have protested. But the sudden, tickling sensation of his warm palms running down your inner thighs - oh, he easily shattered your resolve. You’d never recover.

Scooting backwards on the bed, Peter sank his way down your body. He dragged hot kisses across your tummy. A visceral feeling of deja-vu caught you off guard. Peter’s large palms gripped your thighs tight, his thumbs digging into your skin. The pressure sent staticy tingles through your core, making you moan softly in response. Letting your eyes fall closed, you almost convinced yourself another erotic dream swallowed you up unknowingly.

“Whoa…” Peter breathed, blinking lazily down at your exposed pussy. His best friend’s cunt. A second of silence passed, before he hummed a quiet tune, “Nothin’ says lovin’ like somethin’ in the oven.”

You blinked. Reality hit you like a sack of freshly baked Pilsbury bread.

“What did you just-” You started, giggling up a storm. Completely out of breath.

Peter rapidly shook himself out of his nonsensical thoughts. You knew he suffered from the world’s worst case of ADD. Compliments of his speedster genes. With a mind running a million miles an hour, he constantly cycled through an onslaught of incoherent thoughts. You never knew what to expect from him next. But you adored that about him.

“Oh-...Uhhh, sorry. I was-” Peter snickered, laughing at himself, “I just remembered that commercial. Y’know, the one with the Pilsbury doughboy. And he sa-”

“Yeah, Peter, I know the commercial.” You rolled your eyes affectionately. Throwing your head back with a playful groan of mock annoyance.

“And Pilsbury says it best~!” He chimed with a chuckle, poking the lips of your pussy as if it were the Pilsbury doughboy himself. You should’ve cringed. But his dorky demeanor made you so undeniably soft inside.

Between your legs, he became enthralled. Peter stared at your leaking cunt in starry eyed awe. Without a single word of warning, he darted down to feast on your soft, pinkish mound. You squeaked a gasp, your eyes flying open.

“OH~! Oh my god, wow.” You moaned, barely audible.

“So glad you asked me to do this.” Peter whispered, humming as he dragged the flat of his tongue through your lips. You drew in a sharp breath, shuddering.

“I-I didn’t-” You tried to clarify, but his tongue teased your clit. Squealing, you reached for the silver strands of his hair, “I-...fucking-”

Peter winked up at you, looking cheeky. Huffing a humid laugh into your cunt, he drew quick patterns with his tongue. Circling your nub, before embracing the little bead in the warmth of his lips. You angled your hips, pressing into his mouth. Giggling - amused with your eagerness - Peter’s hands gripped your thighs tighter. He used all of his strength to keep them apart, every time they clenched - threatening to close him in.

Smirking, Peter dragged his tongue even lower. The wet tip prodded your glistening entrance. Drinking in your love, as you leaked all over his taste buds. He moaned, fluttering his lashes, letting his black eyes roll back. Thrusting your hips, you tried to inch him in deeper. Seeking the heat of his breath. Peter followed your desperate motions, jamming his tongue feverishly through your tight walls. He groaned, brows furrowed. His fingers clenched your thighs hard, digging marks into your soft skin. And his big thumb came up to tease your clit while he worked.

“Fuck!” You tried to be quiet, “Fuck…wow…you really know what you’re doing, Peter. What the fuck?" You whined, whispering. He chuckled, the sound vibrating through your cunt.

A faint whisper - no, wait…a buzz - quaked through your core. You trembled with ecstasy, covering your mouth with a hand. Forcing your moans down deep, you suffocated on your own, suppressed cries of pleasure. Peter’s tongue fucked itself through your pussy in sloppy, speedy motions. Drenching you in his saliva, he buried the wiggling muscle deep. Whirring buzzes drove you so wild, your mind went blank.

Stirring heat in your belly built to a breaking point. Peter withdrew his tongue from your cunt the moment he felt you tighten. Soaking wet and dripping thick strands of saliva, Peter’s tongue flicked your clit. Tears pooled in your eyes, trickling down your burning cheeks. The sopping warmth of his tongue buzzed in a hum of super speed. Overstimulating your poor bud. Your throat ached, as you fought to swallow another, more desperate moan.

You tugged his hair between your fingers, your nails digging into his scalp. Consumed by the overwhelming pleasure of his tongue vibrating into your clit; you thrust your hips into his hot mouth. Your pussy met Peter’s lips with every motion, delicate hairs tickling his nose. He chuckled around your cunt, his own moans entangling with the sound. Peering down at him through dim light, you caught the lustful gaze of his big, dark eyes. Half-lidded, and oozing carnal desire.

His lips curved in another, cocky smirk. Instantly, you lost it.

“Ohhhh~! Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod! Fuck you, Peter!” You joked in between whispering moans, rocking your hips harder into his mouth - edging yourself.

A torturous burst of heat tore through your core, as you fucked yourself on Peter’s buzzing tongue. The moans you fought so hard to keep under control finally spilled from your lips. You cried in a series of broken whines, your voice shaken.

“P-Peter~! AH! Fuck me! Wish you'd fuck me! Need you-OH~! I’m cumming! Feels so good, P-”

Between your legs, Peter’s brown eyes flew open wide. In a nanosecond, he appeared from above. Looming over you, he covered your mouth with a hand. Peter giggled, repeatedly shushing you.

“Shhhh! Shhh! Babe, you gotta be quiet! Mom and Lorna are sleepin’ upstairs, dude! Shhhh!” He whispered, insistent. You frantically nodded, blinking away tears.

Peter’s other hand worked sinful magic, guiding you through the remnants of your orgasm. The pads of his fingers buzzed pleasantly into your overstimulated clit. You cried shuddering breaths, reaching out to stop him from pleasuring you any longer. Coming down from your high, you met Peter’s soft gaze. His palm pulled itself from your mouth, and he wiped your tears from your cheek.

"You okay?" He asked, a sprinkle of humor in his voice. Breathlessly, you nodded. And in a more sheepish tone - averting his gaze - he added, "Whoa...fuck."

"What? Was-...was that too...awkward?" You asked, your speech a bit slurred.

"Not fer me. Nah, just-uh...you said some really freaky shit...and I never thought-...I mean, I kinda liked it, though." He shrugged, nipping his own lip.

Staring at your face, Peter admired your dazed features in the basement darkness. You both looked at each other, overtaken by a sudden silence. The gentle roar of the television droned on, playing the theme to the Looney Tunes. Breathing heavily, you relaxed. Feeling your heartbeat slow to a more steady rhythm. Peter lingered over you on his knees, gazing down into your lidded eyes.

His messy, silver hair framed his face. Complimenting his deep, brown eyes beautifully. You stared back with a curious look, fluttering your lashes. You wondered if he felt as mesmerized by you, as you were with him. Peter swiped his tongue over his lips. And you noticed then, the way his chin and lips sparkled. Drenched in your sticky wetness. Glistening with a sheen. You blushed, averting your gaze.

Peter hummed a satisfied sound, a proud smile playing at his swollen lips.

“You seriously gotta taste what I’m tastin’, by the way. It’s, like, outta this world.” He joked, teasing you in a flirtatious tone. And how could you expect any less, from mister Pacman cereal himself?

You snorted loud enough, Peter had to shush you playfully again. Before you could speak a hushed apology, he lowered himself over you. With his ever-present, over confident smirk; he captured you in a careless, sloppy kiss. So incomprehensibly far from romantic. And yet, the butterflies in your tummy soared.

His lips and tongue shared with you an unexpected concoction of your own heat…and sugary, cereal marshmallow sweetness. The taste lingered on your lips. You laughed in soft breaths through your nose, throwing your arms around Peter’s broad shoulders. Pulling him even closer, you let your closest friend kiss you in his bed. For as long as his speedy heart desired.

#peter maximoff x you #peter maximoff x y/n #peter maximoff x reader #txt #smut

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robjn93 · 2 months ago

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hi! ^_^

i was wondering if you could help me get into dc comics! i’ve always leaned more towards the movies/shows, video games, and fanon content.

if you have any reading guides at your disposal, i’d really appreciate them! even just naming a few starter comics would be cool.

i hope you don’t mind me asking this of you! i discovered your acc on tiktok and your edits made me wanna get more into the comics when i was formerly disinterested. your characterization takes are also pretty spot on!! :D

thank yew

IM GONNA CRY AND PUKE THANK YOU OMG getting into dc is not difficult but its also pretty challenging depending on which era you wanna read and which family you wanna get into. unfortunately im mainly a batfam-head so i have mostly suggestions about batfamily characters, i hope you wont mind :3

batman: year one is a must in my eyes but i dont see batman: ego advertised nearly as much and it pains me, its a very interesting read on the duality of bruce wayne and batman and an excellent analysis on purpose and motivations

after that, if you wish to continue reading batman related things, i suggest reading about the robins!

batman: year three (batman #436 to #439) serves as a retelling of dick and bruce’s first encounter and its the most used retelling, since it also introduces tim drake but i digress

year ones are your friends! robin: year one and robin/batgirl: year one are stories you should check out but, for the love of christ, keep AWAY from nightwing: year one. i dont know what they were thinking there. if you liked reading these, dick grayson could be the guy for you but, warning i guess, he has lots to read about so make sure to find a good reading guide for him.

after dick quits and becomes nightwing, jason todd is next and luckily the easiest read since he didnt do much except for dying (rip). he is super straight forward, batman: #408 to #425 and detective comics: #568 to #582. a good read for jason and bruce is also batman: the cult!

alas jaybin must die and so here comes a death in the family, batman: #426 to #429. im not a red hood fan personally but batman: under the red hood is kinda a must read. if you liked jason todd, i’m really sorry you’ll never see good writing again

after a death in family, you can read a lonely place of dying when that freak tim drake appears, batman: #440 to #442 alternating with new titans #60 and #61. TOOOOO GOOD. sorry.

tim drake is kinda complicated because the 90s were annoying but you can read detective comics: #618 to #621 and then after batman: #455 to #457 for the important things and him becoming robin most of all. after that the three robin miniseries, robin (1991), robin: the joker’s wild and robin: cry of the huntress are next and finally theres a big one, robin (1993)

if you like tim drake i plan on making a proper reading guide #soon so stay tuned i guess LOL. you cant have tim without stephanie brown, which kinda appears shortly after tim’s initiation as robin. detective comics: #647 to #649 are her origin story, showcase ‘95 #5 is a really underrated stephanie story and then you can just read robin (1993) since she is in there a lot.

i have a stephanie brown reading list ready to be reposted so trust it will be soon! finally damian wayne :3 read batman: son of the demon since its a way better origin for damian over the racist ‘talia is abusive and a r@pist’ morrison retcon.

damian is a really difficult character to get into cause unfortunately most of his stories are racist dogshit but the good stuff is GOOD. robin: son of batman will change your life 5ever. another fun read is robin (2021). to get hooked on daminika.

on the topic of batman’s supporting cast lets go with the batgirls. acknowledged as batgirls, we have barbara gordon tho she is largely more interesting as oracle! i wish you no harm so please don’t read the killing joke, it’s such a lame story and downright misogynistic towards babs.

just let it know that (sigh.) the joker left barbara gordon in a wheelchair. batman: chronicles #5 is genuinely one of the best stories ever, will make you weep and choke and die. after that, birds of prey (1999)’s yuriful antics will charm you.

the current batgirl, cassandra cain, is currently having an ongoing serie! her origin story is in batman: #567 and detective comics: #734. warning: she appears right in the middle of an event called batman: no man’s land so i suggest looking up batman: no man’s land reading guides if its too confusing for context. im really sorry. after that PLEASE read batgirl (2000). too good.

stephanie cheated and managed to be both robin and batgirl so you should read batgirl (2009) which is fairly context-less? or better, they explain most of the context in-comic so it should be fine.

these are the main batfam characters but, throughout reading, you might meet some new and maybe lesser known characters like azrael, huntress, anarky etc. etc.

a read that kinda exists outside all this is also gotham: academy which is quite new reader friendly and genuinely very fun.

hope you have fun :)

#THIS LONG ASS LIST BREH IM SORRY #i hope you enjoy #batman #dc comics #reading recs #batfam reading recs

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whole-circus · 1 year ago

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hi! i was wondering if u could make a jeff the killer x male reader general hcs? thanks a lot!!

Jeff the Killer x male reader general dating hcs!

➥ Hii! Here you go! ( ´ω` ) Im sorry that without NSWF part, dunno if you were counting for that!

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I think that Jeff doesnt have preferences about his partner. That means that no matter what you do, what are your hobbies or what kind of person your are, he would be still into you. You can be either silly and crazy like Jeff or be calm and he will somehow match the energy with you anyways. High chance that he is "look > personality" type of person, but I believe he wouldnt be too picky.

When in relationship, he isnt the worst person to date! Jeffs mean coments turn into more teasing one? You know, you can tell when he is not being serious and just want to play with you. Once with him, you got more "friends and lovers" type of relationship. He really can be fun to have around. Not the best at comforting, but can be shoulder to cry or partner in destroying the world. He also has his clingy moments, nothing too direct but enjoys kisses and cuddles. Even if he isnt the best at showing that, he would do anything for you!

He just want someone who would take care of him, he needs that even if he will deny it. Jeff came through a lot, and under his tough, big and scary persona he wants to be cared for and loved. Will act like doesn't like it but if you pamper him he would melt - of course he will pretend to be mad but you know better! Boy doesn't live in healthy way, doesnt eat or drink enough and sleep isnt the most important for him (plus he is a killer???) so gladly appreciates all that. Bonus: be ready for cleaning bloody stains from his (or sometimes yours) clothes tho!

Jeff also need a lot of time to let himself be vurnable in front of you. Its hard for him to open up, hates the feeling of showing emotions and "being weak" (in his small brain being emotional = being lame). Im sorry but that can lead to him snapping on you, it happens when you buttle up emotions. I believe that Jeff would also have anger issues which wont be treated for obviouse reasons, so the beggining of relationship can be a bit hard. No worries, he gets better at controlling them (or just not taking anger out on you!) by time and who knows? Maybe once in a while he would seek comfort from you??

Well, Jeff is possesive and jealous, maybe sometimes to the point of this unhealthy way. Not that he would lock you in his room and chain to bed, but might get pouty when you are being too close with someone. Doesnt matter with who - your friend, stranger or just your family - there is high chance of him not talking to you for a while becasue of that or end up with rough making out session!

He is more of "I will beat or kill anyone who will look at you in the wrong way" type of romantic rather than "uwu cute dates for my cute boyfriend". Jeff can be pretty romantic...just not in standard way! You wont get expensive gifts or cheesy dinner dates with him wearing fancy suit, but you would recieve a lot of stolen things (jewelry if you wear, clothes, anything!) or just going on a walk/exploring abandon buildings at night! He is also down for cuddles, but its a secret..!

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#slasher #slasher x reader #creepypasta #creepypasta x reader #jeff the killer #jeff the killer x reader #jeffrey woods #jeffery woods #horror #headcanon #creepypasta hcs #male reader #crp #fandom #creepypasta fandom #wholecircus #requests #requested #dating hcs

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juneberrie · 1 year ago

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YOUNG, DUMB, & BROKE [ hs!smau!ppg + rrb ]

part ii ft. june & ziggy & dallas

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bbubbles girls' night w/ my bestiesssssssss !! @ awesomeblossom @ notbuttercup @ zigzagziggy @ junieb.bugg @ dallasnottexas

bar0nof.beserk can i have my gf back now?

-> junieb.bugg absolutely not :D

-> dallasnottexas @ bar0nof.beserk sorry babe )):

zigzagziggy remember when buttercup fell jnto a tradh csn

-> notbuttercup ZIGGY. UR NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL PEOPLE ABOUT THAT???

-> zigzagziggy @ notbuttercup oops 😇

awesomeblossom i swear if we get colds from the rain :/

notbuttercup im still traumatized from june taking a shot of vinegar...

-> junieb.bugg SHHHHHHH

-> boom_er @ junieb.bugg YOU WHAT

dallasnottexas

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dallasnottexas bf bf bf bf bf (ft. me!) @ bar0nof.beserk

awesomeblossom @ bar0nof.beserk you realize that ur user is spelt wrong right? its berserk not beserk

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-> bar0nof.beserk fym 4th ??? y not 1st ???

-> notbuttercup @ bar0nof.beserk 1st is me & my sprite duh

-> notbuttercup @ bar0nof.beserk 2nd is june & boomer bc they bring me food and let me play mario kart w them !!

-> notbuttercup @ bar0nof.beserk 3rd is brick & ziggy bc im petty (sorry dal i still love u)

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junieb.bugg when he buys u plushies 🫶🏻 @ boom_er

boom_er u deserve all the plushies in the world

-> zigzagziggy stop flirting wirh my wife 😡😡😡

-> boom_er @ zigzagziggy shes my gf tho :(

bbubbless OMG HE GOT U THE SHARK ?!

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awesomeblossom pls u guys r too cute

notbuttercup what'd u name the shark

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buriedinsand9 · 2 years ago

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thirty four

miles morales x hispanic!reader

summary ✧.* you hear a loud crash outside of your window of your apartments fire escape. you find yourself face to face with spiderman, he asks you to help him with his wounds. you help the hero and you feel create sort of connection.

genre ✧.* (strangers to friends to lovers, sorta a low burn ig?)

warnings ✧.* - ͙۪۪̥˚┊❛ ❜┊˚ ͙۪۪̥◌ you stand up and walk over to where the crash was heard. "hello? is someone there?" you say again, a bit quieter. its a bit dark, so its hard to see the person. the figure get up and you can easily decipher that its spiderman. "what a coincidence." you think. he turns to you. "oh hey! sorry to uh.. crash in to the roof like this." he gets up, dusting off his suit. "its-its okay. are you okay tho?" you ask with a light chuckle. "yeah no im- im good. i just finished you know.. fighting villains. saving new york.. the usual!" he says, sort of with a nervous tone. "its a little cold out here.. you mind letting me borrow a jacket of yours?" he asks holding his arm. "oh yeah sure, come with me."

you lead him to the blankets on the floor and you rummage through your bag. you pull out a pink jacket that says "putillas '95!" its a jacket you borrowed from your mom, or well she gave it to you. you give it to spiderman. he takes the jacket and starts reading the back "pu-ti-llas?" he asks with a light chuckle. "its my moms, i know its uh.. questionable." you both laugh together. he asks about any recent pictures you've taken, you show him all the photos you've taken in the past week. you bond over the photos for a while.

"how are you so casual to hangout with me?" you ask him, as you both sit at the edge of the roof. his masks eyes widen. "well im not sure i mean, your cool and i know you havent really said anythin but our last uh meet. so i think i could just trust you overall wit' it." he says, looking over the city. you furrow your brows, confused on how exactly he knew you werent saying anything, then again he is spiderman. he doesnt really need an excuse..

you both fall silent. hearing the city sounds, the silent night. he looks over to you, almost admiring you. he looks at your facial features, at your hair, your style, he looks at you. miles, not spiderman, miles notices how genuinely pretty and beautiful you are. he blushes under his mask. "its a little late now, i should probably get goin." he says, fiddling with his fingers. "oh, alright." you look at him, he looks at you. you both look at each other for a little too much then you should. he shakes his head, noticing hes staring a little too much, "uh- yeah.. ill see you around?" he says, the nervous tone comes back. "yeah- yeah no ill see you." you smile at him.

he swings to another building. you watch him closely, taking your camera and snapping a picture of him swinging. you look at the picture and smile a little. you notice your smile and shake it off. i look over to where he was last swinging at, hes gone. you look back at your camera, his photo. you pack everything up and go back into your room, entering from your window. you lay in your bed, you sigh. you drift into your thoughts "why is spiderman so casual with me? does he know me? is he someone i know personally? maybe he goes to my school.. but everyones so lame? well, except emilia, josh is okay, taylor, and miles. miles. miles had the same injury as spiderman.. wait no- wait." you stop thinking. you turn over and try to fall asleep. "is miles spiderman?" your eyes open as that one final thought pops into your head. "is miles spiderman?" a/n: took me a while to post this dont know why, tumblr was not workin w me but here it isss i got it t for yall

#fem reader #gwen stacy #hobie brown #pavitr prabhakar #spiderman #x reader #miles x reader #miles molares #miles morales #miles morales fanfiction #miles morales x you #x you #female reader #fluff #miguel o'hara #astv

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aropride · 2 years ago

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ranking every energy drink ive ever had that i can think of rn

monster (any flavor) - 10/10. not a fan of the company because i hate corporations but ive never had a monster i didnt like. one half a can is the perfect amount for my brain to keep me awake but not too scared

mtn dew rush - 10/10. got these at my old college a lot and theyre SOOOO GOOD. huge fan. however the cans r small so it's easy 2 have more caffeine than i think im having

bang - 9/10. very good i like them but again it's easy to have way more caffeine than i think cuz the caffeine content in these is insane.theyre good tho

monster (original) - 9/10. the flavored ones are better but it's still good

starbucks refreshers - 7/10. used to get the strawberry lemonade one before therapy when i was like 14.

oro waterdrop - 7/10 What if there was a drink but it was compressed really small. and it tasted good. and i could put it in a water bottle instead of having to carry around an open can. this slays honestly. my mom got these she's really into flavoured water

juice packets my mom got a lot when i was in high school - 7/10. theyre good! i like carbonation but theyre good. perfect amount of caffeine imo. pretty sure theyre store brand and the store chain is pretty much only around where i live so no brand reveal sorry.

mtn dew (regular) (not an energy drink really but i wanted to include it anyway) - 6/10. i like it but one time i had too much and i just laid on the floor for 3 hours with my heart beating really fast and then i spiralled into delusion for the next 6 months and it wasnt because of the mountain dew but i still associate it with that

ghost - 5/10 i havent tried it yet but i really like the can

c4 - 4/10 i had this once and it was entirely unremarkable

celcius - 2/10 i just had some and i did not like it. tasted like if alcohol was lame and non alcoholic. sorry celcius. Will still drink it tho

java monster - 0/10 i fucking hate coffee idk why i tried this one

#text #can u tell i have schoolwork to do ?

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superscourge · 3 months ago

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I'm actually curious to know your thoughts on the recent transformation designs in dragon ball if that's fine! Like your opinion and how'd you improve upon it!

I was talking about em with my friend and we both agreed that ultra ego velveeta looks lame without the yellow eyes to contrast the purple hair and his freakin eyebrows. We disagreed about orange piccolo tho :^| I just think he looks cool!

oooo dragon ball ask

well honestly i think theyre pretty neat :] but i do agree w u i think ultra ego would look cooler with the contrasting eye colors.. and ive personally never been a fan of transformations that make u lose ur eyebrows (hi ssj3 im sorry) just for aesthetic reasons but it's w/e

orange piccolo looks awesome i love his cheeto puff ass.. and beast looks kickass too, white hair with red eyes just Gets Me...................

#arealscourge.txt

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tadpolesonalgae · 8 months ago

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WEEWOO, CC, ACOTAR, AND TOG SPOILERS AHEAD as well as my own lighthearted opinions/ theories on sjm's work<3

ab what the other anon said, i also remember moriel being pretty big. there were a lot of really good theories and fanart at the time and sjm was leaving lil breadcrumbs in interviews that people were excited about if i remember correctly too.

but around that time a lot of authors, directors, etc started getting an increasing amount of backlash about the representation or lack thereof in their work, and sjm was one of them. so i think that influenced the hasty switch in mor :( which unfortunately led to me personally not enjoying it as much. as a queer woman who dates people regardless of gender it just fell really flat to me, which really sucked because i loved mor and i was super invested in her character at the time.

which isnt to say that i dont enjoy these characters, this is still a series i really enjoy reading even if i dont love it as much as tog or cc 😂

and now, about cc hehe, i read somewhere there were supposed to be 4 books, one for each house. And Sjm's confirmed the fourth book but hasnt said whether there will be more or not. Im curious to see what the plan is now that the asteri are dead tho, because i thought they would be the main antagonist of the series so maybe she'll introduce another?

and i totally agree with your criticisms ab cc as well. The lil crossover nuggets we got with aelin being the red comet (headcanon that her court would laugh a lil knowing that she was considered a bad omen in another world lol), the books, etc. But I honestly didn't expect to get a crossover from CC into acotar, i thought it would be more fun for acotar and tog to clash. (let aelin into helion's libraries i BEG of u sjm pls 🙏🙏)

(not to mention the crack theory that maybe maeve is why daemati exist, that maybe millenia ago she or other valg were in prythian?? the powers are described similarly in dorian's povs i cant even lie 😭)

PS sorry if my last post came off a lil mean ab acotar 😭 i reread it and was like why did i word it like that and felt a lil bad but shhhh we can pretend that didnt happen

PPS god yes lorcan showed elide everything and sjm really showed us nothing. i hope lucien makes up for it otherwise i think im gonna start gnawing at the bars of my enclosure.

PPPS elide, helion, cbmthy crackship? i dont think lorcan would be into it if helion was there 😂 (he doesnt seem like the type to share nicely)

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Warnings: a plenty lot of spoilers for CC, acotar, and ToG!

‘but around that time a lot of authors, directors, etc started getting an increasing amount of backlash about the representation or lack thereof in their work, and sjm was one of them.’

I think I’m glad I read acotar after that 🫤

It’s kind of lame if miss Maas did sprinkle in hints for Moriel and then suddenly changed it? Obviously someone will probably have a different stance on this to me, but personally I think if you have an actual story to tell, yes representation would be lovely just because I think if it’s done well it can be such a great way to nourish a story and add depth to it, but if it would conflict with the immersion and detail you already have in your story then I don’t think it’s necessary? I think ultimately I am happy Mor was written to like males and females, but I can understand the frustration if miss Maas was hinting at a pairing and then double back on it that would be so irritating :/

‘Im curious to see what the plan is now that the asteri are dead tho, because i thought they would be the main antagonist of the series so maybe she'll introduce another?’

I still haven’t finished CC3 but I have to agree with you because they seemed like such great antagonists??? They actually end up dead?? Okay I might actually finish the book now to find out how because I 100% thought they would be the main villains because, to be fair, they were excellently terrifying 😭 I think miss Maas did do an amazing job on coming up with creatures so obviously more powerful than the fae?

Although now the asteri are dead, it feels like if CC4 does some out it will either be a case of ‘oh, one survived’ or ‘they came back from the dead’ or she’ll just invent a new scare but either of those feels like it would be insincere and not thought out very well? I guess unless Maeve or Erawan somehow got shoved into the CC universe? that might be kind of cool? But I think if that was the case i’d want Maeve or Erawan to win 🫢 just for funsies and chaos 🫢

‘ i thought it would be more fun for acotar and tog to clash. (let aelin into helion's libraries i BEG of u sjm pls 🙏🙏)’

Oh my gosh yes that crossover would have been so amazing I would have loved to see that! Well, I would have loved to see them getting along with one another—I wouldn’t be able to read a crossover if they were fighting 😭

‘(not to mention the crack theory that maybe maeve is why daemati exist, that maybe millenia ago she or other valg were in prythian?? the powers are described similarly in dorian's povs i cant even lie 😭)’

Oh I’ve seen some stuff about Maeve and the Valg, like how her mind reading powers are described, and I think her eyes were supposed to be kind of similar to Rhys’? To be fair I’d be quite like for that plot line to be explored, it’s doesn’t sound as implausible as some other theories I’ve heard so I think it would be quite cool? Though I don’t know what effect it would have on the story?

‘PS sorry if my last post came off a lil mean ab acotar 😭 i reread it and was like why did i word it like that and felt a lil bad but shhhh we can pretend that didnt happen’

Babes don’t worry I literally didn’t think any of it was rude at all!

‘PPPS elide, helion, cbmthy crackship? i dont think lorcan would be into it if helion was there 😂 (he doesnt seem like the type to share nicely)’

I could imagine Helion pestering Lorcan though 😭 I think reader and Elide would get along so well oh my gosh I want to hug Elide so badly you don’t understand she’s definitely one of my favourite characters in ToG ☹️🫂

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