#sorry q 💔

[bilestat]

can’t believe i was trying so hard to think of a character with a brunette bob to easily dress up as for halloween today and took so long to think of my boy quentin coldwater 😔 i’m sorry q i can’t believe i’ve forgotten my roots

[jerweewee]

seeing everyone who isnt watching the lives posting about how they missed a wilbur appearance...

[creep-girl]

woagh…. b,oobis…

[sharkpupsblog]

Hims sniff!!!!

[qcoded]

i actually need more friends on here MY DMS ARE LITERALLY ALWAYS OPEN YALL 💔💔 I just don't know how to personally message my mutuals BUT YEAH FEEL FREE TO JUST. send me a message yknow

[35tr314]

what are your favorites youtubers/streamers?

hi love !! <33 im. not really a youtuber/streamer watcher, baby. im sorry 😭😭😭😭 thw only youtuber thai i watch i can think of is bruno miranda (a brazilian comedian(?) who makes funny videos) sorry sorry </3

[kyri45]

✨ISAT Sky: Cotl!AU Q&A ✨

Welcome to the Q&A! A space where I can answer related or similar question about the ISAT Sky: Cotl!AU! If you submitted your ask anonimously, then you’ll have to check the whole post if it’s answered here, if it’s not, worry not! Your asks might have been used for a future comic or just in the queue~

Anonimo ha chiesto: sometimes when im bored i just go to your profile to position your pfp to siffrin's hands so it looks like they're holding you

I feel threatened bc if Siffrin would know what I'm making them pass through with the next comic updates he would crush me insteantly with a fist.

Anonimo ha chiesto: Damn Siffrin is dying and no one will ever remember them. 😔 Oh Loo~ooop!

Loop coming to save the day even tough they aren't paid enough for this shit

Anonimo Siffrin isn't aware of the hole in the wall you can go through for those two statues without having to get pelted by rocks smh my head. (said jokingly) ((Love your comic btw!! Thank you for this AU, I love it))

THE

WHAT?

YOU CAN GO THROUGH A WALL TO GET THEM WITHOUT RUNNING FOR YOUR LIFE?????

Anonimo My reaction to this chapter of ISAT COTL CROSSOVER AU (10/9/2024) GO BBG YOU GOT THIS IN THE BAG!! OH YOU DO NOT GOT THIS IN THE BAG.. oh now you're out of the bag oh god ruh roh

Oh yeah he does NOT have this.

Anonimo pst hey hey are you gonna pose the statues, it would be funny i swear totally not more heartbreaking for siffr- WAIT HOW WOULD THEY REACT TO THE FACT YOU CAN BARELY SAVE ALL OF THE STATUES WHEN YOU REACH THE FOREVER STORM PART-

he has enough memories that he should recover a good amount of statues. It's not a matter of wheter or not he can save everyone, but mostly themself....

Anonimo ha chiesto: Hey so I cannot believe I am so late to see your ISAT and Sky AU because I love!! Both of them!! So much!! And I just wanted to thank you for making it and sharing it with us because it’s really cool! And both fandoms need more attention imo <333 @ucorpwhalingyaoi ha chiesto: I know NOTHING about cotl but my god your isat au of it has made me want to play it so bad 💔 (very /pos…) @primrosechronicles ha chiesto: HEYYYY ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE IVE SENT AN ASK!! Ive been silently reading the isat comic since my last ask and im very very proud of you for making this far!!! mwahh!!! Thank you for inspiring me to play sky again, cuz if not i wouldn't have able to meet my sky friends Anonimo ha chiesto: first of all, I came here from the shadowpeach au but your comics dragged my ass to the ISAT fandom second of all, HOW DARE YOU PLAYED WITH MY HAPPINESS LIKE THAT (love your art and story telling, I wanna eat it like a fancy dinner) @prince0fghosty ha chiesto: It's been hard for me to find Sky: Children of the Light content anywhere! I found you through a friend and not only are you interested in Sky but also Lego Monkie Kid this is truly the best day ever!!! I got back into the game because of you. I like to help moths out in Eden @phoenix-is-here ha chiesto: You are the person who introduced me to the ISAT fandom and I gotta say thank you for that. That's one of the best games I've ever played and I would have never known about it without stumbling onto your account first (because of a strong hyperfixation on a show about monkeys ofc) so.. Accept this virtual cookie and glass of milk as a gift : 🍪 Anonimo ha chiesto: I followed for the shadowpeach, stayed for Sky CotL, keep cookin

HIII!!! AND TYSM!!!!!

@elianaroselight ha chiesto: This feels a little silly, but what is ISAT? I read through your ISAT Sky AU comic and I feel like I am missing half of the story. I love what I'm seeing so far and want more, but I also don't know or completely understand who the characters are and why I should care about them (more than I do already at least). Sorry if this is silly. I just want to understand.

ISAT is short for "In Stars And Time". It's an RPG game made by @insertdisc5. ABsolutely go check it out otherwise you wont understand a thing about the characters of the AU!

when i was reading the most recent page of the In Skies and Time™️ comic I had the most hilarious image in my head of just a bunch of sky kids smacking down on the same area and making this. sky kid pileup????? [since it seems liek theyre all gonna come back like that..] it was super funny to imagine 30 CAR PILEUP 🔥🔥🔥

AWWW SKY KID MOUNTAIN!! Lol probably it would happen? Like when you do Eden just after reset and when you get reborn there's like 7 other players clipped in you rebirth animation in the aviary /home space

Anonimo ha chiesto: Awwwww Bonnie was so excited 😢

poor Bonnie they will get their comfort moment eventually

@sohrleas ha chiesto: YOU YOU'RE THE REASON WHY I got Sky 'cause I saw your isat sky au and got super curious about the game Your art is beautiful and I love it 💚💚💚

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO!!!!

Anonimo ha chiesto: HOPEFUL STEWARD WOOOOO-

IT'S MY BOY!!

@o0mochacoffee0o This isn’t related to you Bio dad AU Like my usuals- I just saw in your abut that you like CotL! Now you share two of my interests!! I’m curious to know your favorite parts of the game, if you have any ships, head canons, etc!! I always love listening to people’s opinions on things I love!

About Scotl? I don't have any specific headcanon, but I do ship Moments Guide and Reassuring Ranges. The only thing that I crave for that game is MORE LORE GODDAMN IT

Anonimo ha chiesto: When I said the fun was dying. I did not expected this. I'M SCREAMING AND PUNCHING THE BED NOOOOOOOOOOOO SIFFF

*sips coffee* welcome to hell (literally)

Anonimo ha chiesto: "is that thing a sadness?!" sweet summer child that thing is a menace of death

It absolutely is

Anonimo ha chiesto: Poor Siffrin’s gotta be absolutely TERRIFIED Big scary beast thing spotted them AND suddenly getting bathed in the color they associate with bad stuff? I can’t imagine anyone who wouldn’t be quaking in their boots.

He is in desperate need of comfort that wont come in like- a irl month I think

Anonimo ha chiesto: I know you won’t be doing the golden wastelands but… Once the party discovers that the groundwater has the same effect as the forest rain, Isabeau decides to bridal carry Siffrin the whole way. Leaving Siffrin a blushy mess. Also, almost if not everyone is scared shitless of the Dark Dragons/Krill (totally not projecting)

ooooohh that is soooo cute i'm dying!!!!!

Anonimo ha chiesto: THE FAKE ACT 4 LOOKING SMILE . THE ACT 5 EDEN MOMENT. THE PARTY BEING SENT BACK . DIES "oh yeah if I still have energy I can loop back" ← me when I'm lying

@starlight-and-clockwork ha chiesto: bawling and kicking and screaming and pulling my hair out THAT PANEL OF SIFFRIN ASKING HIS FAMILY TO REMEMBER HIM WILL HAUNT ME FOREVER YOU ARE SO TALENTED AND CAUSE ME MUCH PAIN THANK U<3

@aro-aces-world ha chiesto: I just caught up with ISAT sky au Fuck you /affectionate

Thank you! Be ready to be even more destroyed by the following updates!

@cherryblossomventi ha chiesto: I’m gonna go feral, Sif did that because he knows he can kinda come back from this with the shooting star thing Im guessing but the others cant/might not because they aren’t from this land,,, oh buddy why didn’t you tell them stop being cryptic idiot

Sif doesn't really remember that he can be reborn like in Sky. He knows only that, if he can reach the light right at the base of the cataclysm, then maybe he can return as well.

[luvvictoria]

May i request diavolo and simeon× q short chubby reader

a/n : it’s been so long… so damn long 💔 I’m sorry for late reply, sweetie:((

Diavolo Headcanons

— Constant Compliments

Diavolo absolutely adores his S/O's body and never hesitates to tell them so. He often compliments their softness, saying things like, "You're so cute, I could hold you forever," or "You’re perfect just the way you are."

— Gentle Giant Vibes

Being a literal demon prince, Diavolo is much taller and stronger, so he treats his S/O with a gentle touch, often picking them up effortlessly for hugs or carrying them around just for fun. He loves the height difference and thinks it's adorable how they fit perfectly against him.

— Protective and Proud

Diavolo would be incredibly protective of his S/O, always ensuring they feel safe and secure, both emotionally and physically. He’s quick to shut down any negativity, saying things like, “They’re mine, and I wouldn’t change a thing about them.” He proudly shows them off during formal events in the Devildom, making sure they feel like royalty by his side.

— Custom Wardrobe

Diavolo would absolutely spoil his S/O, ensuring they have the most luxurious, custom-made clothes that fit their unique style and body type perfectly. He'd personally make sure everything is comfortable yet stylish, often suggesting fancy outfits for special dates or events.

— Affectionate Gestures

Expect a lot of forehead kisses (since you're shorter) and warm, enveloping hugs where he lifts you slightly off the ground. Diavolo loves holding hands in public and is very tactile, always wanting to be close to you.

— Playful Teasing

He loves teasing you playfully about your height difference. If you need to reach something high, he’ll pretend to hand it to you and then raise it just out of reach, laughing before pulling you into a hug and helping you out.

— Softness is His Weakness

Diavolo secretly adores resting his head on his S/O's lap or stomach after a long day. He finds comfort in their warmth and softness, enjoying those quiet moments when he can just relax in their presence.

Simeon Headcanons

— Gentle and Attentive

Simeon treats his S/O with the utmost care and tenderness. He’s incredibly respectful of their feelings and never lets them doubt how much they mean to him. He loves their softness and often rests his hand gently on their waist or back when they're close.

— Height Admiration

He finds your height difference endearing and loves when his S/O stands on their tiptoes to hug him. Simeon would often crouch down or lean in to kiss them on the forehead or lips, enjoying every moment of affection.

— Chubby Cheeks Affection

Simeon loves to gently cup their face, smiling at them while commenting on how cute their cheeks are. He might even give them a playful pinch now and then, always with a warm smile that melts your heart.

— Protective, But Subtle

Simeon isn’t as outwardly protective as Diavolo, but he is always watchful and attentive. If his S/O ever feels self-conscious or insecure, he knows just what to say to make them feel beautiful and appreciated. He loves reminding them that they’re perfect in his eyes.

— Affection Through Acts of Service

Simeon is big on showing love through little acts of kindness. Whether it’s making them tea, helping with errands, or ensuring their favorite blanket is nearby, he always makes sure his S/O feels cherished and cared for.

— Loves Cuddles

Simeon adores cuddling with his S/O, especially on peaceful afternoons when he has time to just relax. He finds comfort in their presence and loves to hold them close, especially enjoying their softness as he whispers sweet nothings in their ear.

— Encouraging and Supportive

Simeon would always encourage his S/O to be confident in their own skin. Whenever they have doubts about their appearance or body, he’d calmly reassure them with heartfelt words: “You’re beautiful just the way you are. Everything about you is perfect to me.”

— Tailored Angelic Fashion

Simeon enjoys seeing his S/O in flowing, comfortable clothes that highlight their beauty. He’d help them pick out soft, angelic outfits, making sure they feel comfortable and confident, especially when attending formal events together in the Celestial Realm.

[cherryblogss]

cherryzita ainda ta aceitando pedido? queria size kink com o della corte

eu disse q ia fechar a ask ne kkkkk mas sou filha de um homem então tbm sou viciada em mentir (mas vai demorar um tempinho pra eu responder uns sorry! eu sou mãe de gato e a uma das minhas filhinhas se operou entao vou ficar meio off pra cuidar dela💔)

aqui vamos ao debut solo desse homem gigante🙈

Seu namorado Agustin tinha te convidado para passar o fim de semana no apartamento pela primeira vez, obviamente você estava animada para dormir e acordar com ele, mas também ansiosa por outra coisa. Vocês já tinham transado antes, mas sempre foram rapidinhas por conta da rotina corrida e desespero para se aliviarem. Além disso, você não era tão experiente e no dia seguinte sempre ficava andando torta.

Agora você estava escovando os dentes esperando agustin terminar de lavar a louça para irem se deitar. Você já tinha planejado tudo, usava uma camisola de renda curtíssima e passou todos os cremes favoritos do seu namorado, estava determinada a conseguir uma noite inteira de sexo. Agustin entra no banheiro distraído, tirando a camisa para ir tomar banho e você suspira baixinho sentindo o pulsar no meio das suas pernas se intensificar ao ver ele ficar cada vez mais sem roupa, o corpo musculoso e grande praticamente engolindo sua forma. Isso te deixava louca, o tanto que ele era maior que você, como os braços dele eram quase da grossura da sua cabeça (ou até maior) e era tão alto que a sua altura parecia ridícula em comparação.

"Não vai babar, amor." Agustin diz se aproximando de ti com um sorriso arrogante no rosto, te fazendo revirar os olhos terminando de limpar seu rosto.

Você era a princesinha dele e adorava te provocar sempre que podia, sabia dos efeitos que tinha sobre a você quando se tratava do corpo dele, della sempre ansiava pela hora de dormir ou quando vocês ficavam de chamego e te aconchegava nos braços dele.

Completamente nu, chega por trás de ti tocando seus ombros e descendo para acariciar sua roupa minúscula, passa os braços gigantes ao redor da sua cintura te abraçando e inalando o cheiro gostoso do seu cabelo.

"Colocou isso só pra mim, princesa?" Ele fala se curvando até as costas doerem para enfiar o rosto no seu pescoço. "¿Quieres me volver loco, hm?"

Você se encolhe manhosa, esfregando sua bunda na virilha dele e descansados a cabeça nos músculos rígidos do peitoral. Agustin geme quando seus quadris se movimentam, em seguida sobe lentamente sua camisola até ver que você não usava nada por baixo.

"La puta madre, gatita." Ele grunhe te apertando aonde as mãos alcançavam. "Eu ia te foder gostosinho na cama, mas não vai dar tempo."

Sua única reação é soltar um gritinho quando agustin morde seu ombro e ao mesmo tempo os dedos grandes começam explorar sua intimidade. Ele beijava seu pescoço enquanto dois dígitos percorrem sua bucetinha molhada, espalhava sua lubrificação por toda a fendinha até focar em fazer círculos pequenos no seu clitóris inchado. Você fincava as unhas nos pulsos largos que circulavam seu corpo que fervia com o calor que emanava do seu namorado e o prazer intenso que fazia seus pelos se arrepiarem.

"Tão apertadinha, princesa." Ele fala ofegante quando enfia um dedo na sua entradinha quente, ele deixava o polegar agora massageando seu grelinho na medida que tentava meter mais dedos. Você gemia olhando no espelho como ele te dominava por todos os lados e alargava sua fendinha com a mão que cobria quase tudo. Ele te fode em um ritmo lento que era mais para te preparar para o pau dele, apesar de impulsionar os quadris desesperadamente contra as suas nádegas, sabia que tinha que ter paciência para não te machucar.

"Goza nos meus dedos, mor, quero foder essa bucetinha logo." Ele diz virando seu rosto com a mão livre para te beijar, mantendo o braço torneado ao redor dos seus peitos.

Suas pernas fraquejaram, mas ele te segurava de pé com os braços fortes quando o orgasmo te atingiu, espremendo os três dedos que ele tirava e botava rapidamente. Nem deixa você se recuperar direito e te carrega para a cama rapidamente.

Agustin te deita de costas e cobre sua visão inteira quando sobe em cima de ti. Depois cospe na propria mão e espalha pelo membro latejante para então encaixar a cabecinha na sua buceta.

"Te foder nessa roupinha de puta, gatinha." Ele geme se deitando totalmente, grudando suas barrigas e esmagando seus seios com o peitoral gigante. As suas pernas ficavam abertas ao máximo para acomodar a largura do corpo dele e se entrelaçam na cintura de Agustin quando a glande entra com dificuldade no seu buraquinho. Suas mãos agarram os cabelos encaracolados e ele roça carinhosamente o nariz avantajado no seu ao enfiar o resto do comprimento.

Um chiado sai da sua boca com a ardência e sensação deliciosa dele esticando seu canalzinho. Notando sua agonia, ele inicia um ritmo lento e te beija de um jeito desengonçado por conta dos gemidos de ambos. Agustin saboreva o aperto quente da sua bucetinha ao redor do pau grosso, as mãos dele não paravam quieta tocando seus seios por cima da roupa ou segurando sua cintura. Quando você rebola sutilmente insinuando para ele acelerar, seu namorado não tem dó e acelera a velocidade das estocadas chocando os quadris nos seus. Sentindo que não ia durar muito, Agustin agarra sua cintura com mais firmeza te empurrando para encontrar os impulso dele. Você emitia miados e mordia de vez em quando os lábios rosados, alucinada pela forma que ele conseguia te dominar facilmente, mexia seu corpo como seu não fosse nada e sabia que ele até aguentava mais peso de tão forte que era.

A cama batia na parede com a intensidade dos movimentos vigorosos e seu corpo só não balançava junto porque ele te segurava. Você se separa dos lábios dele para avisar que ia gozar de novo como se a contração da sua buceta não fossem um sinal óbvio. Agustin sorri convencido quando você fica burrinha só repetindo o nome dele até soltar um grito agudo e espremer o pau pulsante, sujando-o com mais líquidos. Ele não demora muito para te acompanhar e enfia o rosto corado no seu pescoço, elevando seus quadris para foder seu buraquinho estreito rapidamente até encher de porra.

fiquem com essa foto deliciosa

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ever since toronto (1)

series masterlist: here

y/n.drysdale

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y/n.drysdale off season (:

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jamie.drysdale who is this? what’s his name, address, social security number, license plate number, etc 🤨

y/n.drysdale this is why charlie is the better brother 😊

jamie.drysdale he’s what? 🧏‍♂️

y/n.drysdale jamie, we’ve told you to replace the batteries in your hearing aids dozen of times 🤦‍♀️

jamie.drysdale free sister for sale, who wants her?

y/n.drysdale i’m older than you, you can’t sell me🙄

jamie.drysdale not right now you’re not.

trevorzegras i’ll take her 🙋‍♂️

jamie.drysdale i’ll hose you down, trevor. i told you to stop hitting on my older sister

trevorzegras seniority rules and i’m older than you, so you’re not the boss of me. y/n, im all yours (;

y/n.drysdale i hate to burst your bubble, trevorzegras, but contradictory to mrs beyoncé, im not a single lady

trevorzegras WHAT??? MY LIFE IS CRUSHED. how will i ever cope with my juliet being stolen from me 😔

y/n.drysdale go do a money spread

trevorzegras all i have are ones right now

y/n.drysdale go show off your george washington’s🙏

jackhughes ����😧

y/n.drysdale shhhh

jamie.drysdale noooo. hughes, you know something so share with the class. we’re all waiting

jackhughes I PLEAD THE FIFTH (was that good y/n?)

y/n.drysdale perfect hughesy. just like we rehearsed

jackhughes mom will be so proud

jamie.drysdale STOP SWITCHING SUBJECTS. JACKSON, WHO IS MY SISTER DATING???

jackhughes it says i cant share secrets in the bestfriend contract

jamie.drysdale theres a contract now??

y/n.drysdale there’s always been a contract 🙄

trevorzegras it’s rule #3 in the contract to not share secrets

jamie.drysdale YOU SIGNED IT TOO????

trevorzegras duh

lhughes_06 🫣🫣

jamie.drysdale you hughes’ and your stupid cryptic messages

y/n.drysdale you’re just mad i told them before you 🙄

jamie.drysdale does trevor know who it is too??

y/n.drysdale no ofc not

trevorzegras HEY

y/n.drysdale sorry zegras

jamie.drysdale i feel somewhat better now

y/n.drysdale anyways, soon lukey. soon.

trevorzegras this is almost as exciting as a face reveal

jamie.drysdale you embarrass me so much, i’m locking you out trevorzegras

user1 these conversations are such comedy gold 😭

user2 i love the drysdale siblings

user3 WHO IS THAT MAN AND WHY DON’T WE KNOW WHO IT IS???

user4 i feel like we need to see the bestfriend contract rules now

user5 it’s so not bestie like of you to gatekeep your man

y/n.drysdale soon 🤞

_quinnhughes the dog is adorable

y/n.drysdale thanks q. still gotta decide a name for him

_quinnhughes should name him thor

y/n.drysdale YOU GENIUS

jackhughes don’t inflate his ego

jamie.drysdale quintin, do you know who my beloved, amazing, (insert more adjectives here), sister is dating?

_quinnhughes nope

jamie.drysdale there goes my only hope

colecaufield DOG!!!

y/n.drysdale he said his first words 🥹 let me grab my camera and take a picture for the album

_alexturcotte who is this mystery man???

y/n.drysdale a woman never reveals her secrets

_alexturcotte pretty sure it’s a magician, but okay

y/n.drysdale pretty sure it’s not, but okay!

user6 the dog >>>

liked by y/n.drysdale

user7 is nobody paying attention to the caption??

user8 time to do some instagram digging to find out who he is

masonmctavish23 where was my invite? 😧

y/n.drysdale got lost in the post. sorry big mac

masonmctavish23 i see where loyalties lie 😔💔

y/n.drysdale you’re still my favorite canadian, don’t worry

jamie.drysdale what?

y/n.drysdale keep scrolling, this isn’t about you

johngibson36 they grow up so fast (‘: soon you’ll be married with two dogs

y/n.drysdale love you too dad!

a/n: first part 🤭 the plot will progress the further we get going, trust

tags: @jackhues @jackhughesily @nowandkei @starsandhughes @jhughesl0v3r

[creads]

dona camila gostaria de compartilhar meu último delírio com vc, jah podi?

pensando num simon bem canalhinha tentando te desenrolar em alguma festinha (o cenário e a personalidade mais clichê p nosso menino homem mas eu sou uma mulher de gostos simples ☝️) e ele dando aquele sorrisinho de ladinho dele, acariciando a barba sempre q vc ta falando alguma coisa, o olhar fixado em você, indo dos seus olhos p sua boca e da sua boca p seu decote, ele chegando cada vez mais pertinho, lançando uns "é, princesa?" bem baixinho, sussurrando sacanagem no seu ouvido, dando uma mordiscada no lóbulo da sua orelha just for funsies, subindo a alcinha da sua blusa que escorreu do ombro, afastando seu cabelo p trás p ele poder botar a mão na lateral do seu pescoço, o polegar fazendo carinho no seu rostinho ai 💥💥💥💥💥

e eu SEI que esse homem beija bem. eu sinto nos meus ossos. ele beijando lentinho, a boca geladinha com gostinho da cerveja que ele tá tomando, ele sorrindo contra o beijo quando vc puxa ele pela cintura (pq SIM na minha cabeça Símon Hempe é homem q gosta qnd puxam ele pela cintura e dão uma apertadinha na bunda dele e as a bissexual woman esse pensamento me deixa muito feliz bls 👍)

ai tchau vo de dormes

atenção: meus divertidamentes informaram que SIM JAH PODI FANFICA’AHR 🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳 dito isso NOSSA 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻 que SACO VEY NOSSA😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬 e ai ontem eu vi o filme dele né… porraaaaaannn mlk que delícia ele falando baixinho pedindo só mais 5 minutos com ela durante o beijo tipo vsf que gostoso vem aqui pra casa vey nossa custa nada não

nossa que delícia juro imagina beijar esse homem e sentir o gostinho do cigarro de palha misturado com cerveja 🕊🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦 people died E☝🏻a parte de puxar ele pela cinturinha e dar uma apertadinha numa bela bundinha masculina SIGN ME UP sou fã demais e digo mais ele com certeza ia curtir e sorrir contra o beijo 😣😣😣😣😔😔😔

e catch these hands quem falar que ele não é o tipo de homem que fala “ah é?” com o maior sorrisinho canalha no rosto tipo &)@$@$&(&(&& NOSSA juro por deus e aquele que implica muito de levinho enquanto flerta só pra depois falar que tá brincando e ter uma desculpa pra acariciar suas costas ou seu braço!! isso é canon gente literalmente, e DIGO MAIS ☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻você me matou nesse “é, princesa?” pq que saco 💔💔💔💔 eu pensei nele que no início do relacionamento é todo bonitinho nos apelidos até durante a transa, tombando mais pro lado do praise bem romanticozinho sabe? “você fica tão linda assim” ou “o que minha princesa pede que eu não faço, hm?” 👈🏻 essa aki me mata demais gente im sorry MAS!!!!!! massss em um certo dia que ele ficou com ciúme solta sem querer um cachorra ou piranha durante o sexo, e puta que pariu💥💥💥💥💥 abram as portas da safadolândia pq quando ele percebe que você gostou… esqueça tudo🕊🕊🕊 “quem diria que uma menina tão bonitinha como você gosta de ser tratada que nem piranha, hm?” OU “não aguento quando você me olha com essa carinha de puta, mami… me vuelves loco” tipo ai sabe…😣😣😔😔😔😔😔 já falei aqui algumas vezes mas minha nossa praise e degradação MINHA NOSSA !!!!! delicioso demais pode ir me botando

[wavyskies]

Art by @/chasticadushi on X (I think some of their art is nsfw/suggestive, just a warnin.)

Guys...guys...you're jokin with me, right? This is incredible...

Anyways, event! Woah, we get to do our own.

Information under the cut:

Info/rules:

- Please @ me so that we can see your graphics!

- This will go from Sep 5th - Sep 9th (obviously you can do this whenever you'd like, though.)

- Any and all graphics are accepted. Stim/moodboards, userboxes, graphics, pixels,.etc

- As for prizes, since I already try my best to give what I can for free, the prizes will just be a little extra! There will be three winners, and if you complete three or more of the four days, you'll be added to the ✨wheel.✨

Third place will be a Tumblr layout, including replycons, multiple header options, and everything that's usually included as well.

Second place will be a Tumblr layout with all that of third, AND a rentry.

First place will be a Tumblr layout with everything for the previous two, and a rentry template that has three extra (decorated) pages.

Prompts

Day one: a gloomy theme with a cheerful character/a cheerful theme with a gloomy character

OR based around a season.

Day two: a male character who would wear eyeliner and/or other makeup

OR the most chaotic character in your fandom.

Day three: an anti-hero

OR an odd looking character that you love (like muppets, simpsons, etc)

Day four: a character that reminds you of your favorite flower

OR your favorite character, swapped with the aesthetic of your least favorite character.

Promo tags...? /NF. Lmk if you wanna be removed (I'm really sorry for putting you all up to this 💔)

@sunkupng @llocket @vamp-q @viniknp @ipcventurine @pinkidol @lavendergalactic

[stonermujer]

Q!quackity and el!quackity part two

Thinking about how q!quackity would coax you into bed. Maybe after a long makeout session of promising he’ll be nice to you. But of course he has a manipulative nature; he’ll pound into you as soon as your back hits the mattress.

In stark contrast, el!quackity would take you whenever. Bending you over the counter while your doing the dishes or cooking, sliding everything on your bottom half off. He’d pull your hair to make your back arch. Spitting in your face and muttering curses at you in Spanish. Maybe with a firm hand around your neck.

Not to mention when q!quackity jerks himself off at the dinner table watching you get absolutely used. His legs spread, grip tight on his throbbing boner. His moans escaping his mouth as his cock twitches at the thought of you getting filled full by el.

Part two as per request by whygalaxy 🤩

(Tumblr couldnt find your @ I’m so sorry bae 💔)

[dentinhodojk]

- vem espirito santo e remova minha vida

- Não estou com pensamentos bons nao

- Nossa que depressão do caralho nada está bom para mim ja tomei 6 comprimidos e fumandoquase 3 massos de cigarro p dia estou com o saco cheio de tudo q bosta isso tem que passar

- Não sou homofóbica! so acho engraçado os gays pensarem que sao gente 😂

- Ultimamente so choro...💔

- Eu çou uma peçoa orguliante ignorosa Eu ero. mas o ero é umano mesmo çem motivu pa sorri, eu sorro

- travessuras ou rolas duras? 😈

- se sabemos a velocidade da luz quao é a velocidade do escuro?

- Oi meu nome é Lucas Gabriel tenho 9 anos e procuro uma namorada linda com peitos grandes e que jogue free fire

- Me chamam de criansa se eu fosse criansa eu comia banana, mas sou adulto e é a banana que me come

- Arrancando os cabelo porque acabou o cigarro

- oi limda queria te mandar um video latindo se nao for muito incomodo?

- vendo a virgindade por ingresso pro show da lana del rey

- o negocio eh viver enquanto ta vivo pq quando morre acaba a vida

[mokokone]

Hihi~!!! I saw your Eternal Sorrow, and it was truly amazing and heartbreaking 💔. Soooo can I request funny stories of Kusuriuri with his wife. Like maybe she drunk and is basically like, "If we dont kiss, the world will explode," or funny embarrassing moments that happened to them, maybe they got caught by room service. It's all up to you, of course! I just was funny and embarrassing moments between them!! TY, Love your work ❤️

Little Misadventures |Kusuriuri x Wife!Reader (Drabble)|

Kusuriuri often found himself in the midst of peculiar situations, but none quite as amusing as the escapades he shared with his darling wife. Their bond, forged through a shared love of the supernatural and a penchant for mischief, often led them down unexpected paths, much to Kusuriuri's occasional dismay.

 One particularly memorable evening, the couple found themselves in a cozy ryokan, nestled in the heart of Kyoto. You, ever the adventurous spirit, had insisted on trying the local sake, unaware of the potent effects it would have on your delicate constitution.

 "Kusuriuri, my love," you slurred, your cheeks flushed with the warmth of the alcohol. "If we don't kiss right now, the world will explode!" You leaned in, your eyes sparkling with a mix of mischief and inebriation.

 Kusuriuri, ever the composed individual, found himself caught off guard, his usual stoicism crumbling in the face of his your unexpected antics. "(Y/n), my dear, I hardly think that's necessary," he said while gently trying to dissuade you.

"Besides, it appears you had a little too much to drink tonight. You need to rest," He added.

"But I ain't sleepy, dad," You say before collapsing onto the tatami floor.

Sighing, Kusuriuri gently pulled you up before hooking an arm around your waist and under your legs, and used all his strength to lift you up bridal style.

He really needed to get you to bed.

You lazily tilted your head back against your husband's shoulder as your world spun on around in little circles. Quiet giggles bubbled from your lips as you raised your arms in the air.

"Yippee~!" You chortles, as if you were on a carnival ride which made Kusuriuri roll his eyes─all while the faintest of smiles tugged at his lips, despite having to carry you.

"Aw, ride's over already," You complained once he laid you down onto the futon.

"Yes, you need rest." He tells you, but was taken aback by you wrapping your arms around his neck.

"But darling~♪" She slurred softly, "I'm feeeeling frisky! Annnd I love you soooo much~♡"

You soon began peppering his neck with kisses which then turned into light sucking and kitten licks. Kusuriuri grunts, feeling shivers run down his spine upon feeling your little canines nip at his skin, which he knew would leave love bites tomorrow.

"You taste like chocolate. I'm gonna eat all the chocolate... I love chocolate." You chuckled.

"No, my wife! You are drunk. You need yo lay down and rest." He says, removing your arms from him.

However, he couldn't stop the blush that tinted his cheeks as your kimono slowly came undone, as it slid off your shoulders, revealing your chest and cleavage.

"But Kusuriuri, I don't wanna! I wanna have fun," You whined.

Unwittingly, you raised your legs and wrapped them around his waist, locking both your ankles together, trapping him.

"C'mon, play with me," you plead, before slowly grinding yourself against his pelvis.

"Stop it (Y/n), not like this. You need to sleep this off." He scolds, pulling your legs away only for you to then throw a leg over his shoulder.

He never would've thought you could be very persistent when drunk.

"Sleep is for the sheep." You giggled.

Suddenly, the playful exchange was soon interrupted by a knock as the shoji slid opened, revealing the inn's maid.

"Room service─Oh!" Her eyes widened in surprise upon seeing the couple in a rather compromising position.

You, oblivious to the intrusion, continued your playful advances, much to Kusuriuri's dismay.

"S-sorry!" The poor woman apologized and quickly closed the door back.

Once she'd left, Kusuriuri sighs. "How unfortunate," he chided, though the corners of his lips betrayed a hint of amusement as he scuffles his troublesome drunken wife.

The next day, the couple found themselves in the midst of a Mononoke hunt. As you Kusuriuri navigated the dense forest, your kimono gets on a spiky stray branch, ripping a hole in the delicate fabric and revealing your underwear underneath.

You squeak, your face flushing with embarrassment, as you quickly tried to cover yourself. However, you caught your husband staring as Kusuriur quicklyi averted his gaze, though the subtle twitch of his lips suggested he was struggling to suppress a laugh.

"Kusuriuri, this is not funny!" You cried, your mortification palpable.

"Of course not, my dear," he replied, his tone diplomatic, though the mirth in his eyes betrayed his true feelings. "I'll fix it later. Right now, let us focus on the task at hand and see to the Mononoke."

 As the sun set on yet another eventful day, Kusuriuri and his wife found themselves wrapped in each other's arms, their hearts full of the memories they had made – a testament to the fact that even the most seasoned exorcist can't escape the occasional, and often hilarious, misadventures of life.