#sorry once again

[jooqlz]

[cheezbites]

Lemonade Koolaid

✎: I'm sorry in advance for this (apology with tears dropping soon) but the moment I discovered piss kinks are in fact a real thing and they aren't an internet inside joke I HAD to experiment and write about it. 😓☠️

♡Summary: You pee on König.

WARNINGS: Piss kink, All acts are consensual, NSFW, Forced Pissing? Not proofread

The bathtub’s water pleasantly embraced you and König - your arms were wrapped around his chest as you straddled his lower waist. You nuzzled into his neck and were on the verge of sleeping from how relaxed you felt.

Although your baggy t-shirt was completely soaked through, as well as his white vest and boxers, you still embraced the moment and his company. Appreciating him there with you merely every second. You enjoyed drinking and taking shots with him, so now you were up to laying in the bathtub which he just about fit into and snuggling one another.

But there was a subtle distraction, you had to use the bathroom. You’ve been holding it in for a while now, hoping for the impulse to pee would to suddenly go away. The urge only grew and grew, so you unraveled your arms around him and just as you were about to make your way to the toilet seat:

“Where are you going, Prinzessin?” König murmured, remaining in the same position; he kept his arms tightly wrapped around your waist.

“I need to go,” you grunted, playfully hitting his chest. You hated departing from him as much as he did, so you understood the mild disappointment etched onto his face.

“Go where…?”

“The ladies room,” you sheepishly looked away from him, however the amusement he gained from this all from this was blatant, you sensed it all from the grin on his face.

“You can do that here, no?” he further closed the distance between you guys, pulling your hips into him even closer than before. This induced your clit to irrepressibly throb against his abdomen, all the whilst holding in your pee.

“Ewwww no, König. That’s gross,” you giggled whilst squirming around him, arching your back to minimise your form and free yourself from his grasp. But he couldn't resist keeping you with him, making you stay with him. Your subtle movements made it easier for him to hold you, and your constant manoeuvring generated friction against his clothed boner - making him harder by the second.

He kept one arm caging you in as his free and reached under your shirt and grabbed your boob and massaged the bud with his thumb; the sensitive part of your nipple. All these temptations and distractions were to entice you to release onto him.

“I’m literally about to pee, König.” you groaned as your nails clung to his wet shirt, doing everything in your power to not urinate on him. You have been holding it in for what felt like the past half hour, God knows how you’ve still been holding it in. Even after drinking so much water to wash away the lingering taste of alcohol.

“What’s stopping you, Schatz? weil ich nicht bin...” He whispered sweet nothings into your ear to further tempt you, as well as gripping your sensitive boob harder, eliciting a defeated whimper from you. A tiny amount of pee unwillingly sputtered out of your cunt as your face flushed a bright red from the utter embarrassment.

“C-ant…König���” you dug your face into his shirt, like it would protect you and act as a shield. He lifted your chin with his hand that was previously grabbing your boob to make you meet his gaze, your eyes half-lidded and lips unmanagably quivering.

“What’s to be ashamed of, hm?” his lewd words provoked you to suddenly release on him as your gaze shamefully darted away from him before the water gradually turned a yellow hue, but it still felt rewarding releasing what you've been holding in for the past half hour. Even if it was on your own boyfriend, the tangy scent of your urine lowly dispersed around the room.

I’m sorry I just couldn’t write on I can’t take myself seriously🥲 if this gets enough notes I'll do something long for the piss kink community c:

A/N: Expressing my confusion for piss kinks through writing a König fic is the CheezBites way of saying THANK YOU FOR 2.5K LIKES!!! 🎀💕

Masterlist

[pepsi-maxwell]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: All Elite Wrestling Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Maxwell Jacob Friedman/Samoa Joe Characters: Samoa Joe (Professional Wrestling), Maxwell Jacob Friedman Additional Tags: Light Dom/sub, Oral Sex, Watersports, piss drinking, MJF-Typical Fatphobia, Dubious Consent, (see: piss drinking) Summary:

“Blow me,” Joe parrots, tugging down the zipper and taking a step forward.

“You know, when I said getting head from an alligator…” Max says, trailing off.

Joe doesn’t miss a beat. “You also said that was all I could get, yet here we are.”

[kyistell]

Hii! What is your favorite ship in WTTT? And what are your hcs for this ship? Thank you ☺️

Hiii, I am so sorry that this is so late, I really wanted to answer it earlier but I had to sleep to go skating and then I couldn't really think of headcanons for the ships that I think are cute.

BUT I do sorta have ships, like ColoVada is really cute and I can get behind it, same with CaliYork, it's real cute and I will read stuff for it. I also like JerseyVada mainly because of the casino/gambling rivalry that existed back in the day.

Unfortunately I don't really have any headcanons which was the main reason this took so long like I said, I didn't want this ask to just float in the void for a long time. So really sorry :/

(PS: I actually have done headcanons for ColoVada, this also has CaliFlo headcanons as well :D)

[shyloudpanda]

TAGGY THING!

Tagged by @scary-pixie

LAST SONG:

Wild Night by John Mellencamp and Me'Shell Ndegeocello

CURRENTLY WATCHING:

Dark Fall Ghost Vigil Part 2. A game playthrough from CJUGames

THREE SHIPS:

Shassie (Shawn Spencer and Carlton Lassiter from Psych)

Spander (Xander Harris and Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

Sevmione (Severus Snape and Hermione Granger from Harry Potter series (She is of age, yes I'm one of those))

FAVORITE COLOR(S):

Purple, pink, rainbow

CURRENTLY READING:

Nothing.

CURRENTLY CONSUMING:

This ginger ale? This game playthrough? Water?

FIRST SHIP:

Pretty sure it was Clex (Clark Kent and Lex Luthor) from the good ol' Smallville days.

PLACE OF BIRTH:

A city outside of Chicago Illinois, USA.

CURRENT LOCATION:

in my house

RELATIONSHIP STATUS:

Ever so single.

LAST MOVIE:

Get Over It. Didn't finish now that I think of it. Oops!

CURRENTLY WORKING ON:

Getting ready for C2E2 next Saturday!

tagging!!

@pixie-mask @time2memedrjones @haphazardree and anyone else!

[everythingiguess]

hi rée, i was curious, what is your opinion on wandee goodday? (no pressure tho) have a lovely day :D

Hi, so sorry for the late reply! No worries. Thank you so much for asking and for the lovely wishes, I hope you’re having a wonderful day too. Honestly, I've been very busy, and I hadn't found the time to talk about this, so this is the perfect opportunity.

I really don't know where to start, the show is over so I will try to talk about it as a whole, nothing too specific.

Personally, I enjoyed the show a lot, although I must admit that there was a moment when I noticed that the story wasn't going where I wanted it to, so I had mixed feelings for a couple of weeks. But I got over it pretty quickly.

Before I talk about what I liked and didn't like, I want to say that I'm a person who takes things as they come; I start watching shows with expectations and ideas about how I'd like them to handle the story, but if it doesn't go my way, I easily change the way I'm watching something and try to understand why. A little bit of it has to do with the fact that I'm a believer that writers have the right to tell their stories the way they want to, as long as there is nothing disrespectful or discrimination going on being shown as something good.

With Wandee Goodday I understand that many felt frustrated for different reasons, which is completely valid and understandable. I will never judge people for liking or disliking something. At the end of the day, we’re all different.

So, what I liked:

The characters and their essences. I think the show was consistent in terms of the characters, their personalities, and behaviors. At no point did I think “this is a little out of character”, and I really liked that. And I have to talk about the chemistry! Especially between the leads; I think that was my favorite thing. It was all very natural, and I believed it a hundred percent.

I also really liked that they included characters from our LGBT+ community dealing with different situations and in different contexts. And I thought the information they were giving (like vaccines to prevent STDs and having safe sex, or the importance of dealing with mental health) felt natural too, not like a commercial. I think it's important to mention this, because it's definitely something you talk about with your partner and even with friends, and it should be treated naturally.

I have to say that I might be biased because I related to the characters a lot. I have a lot of Wandee's personality traits myself and some of Yoryak's. Both the good and the not so good, so it wasn't hard for me to understand them.

Now, what I didn't like:

There really aren't too many things I didn't like. I think the main thing was Dr. Ter's conclusion, it seems to me that the issue should have been handled differently. And I didn't like that he ended up paired with Taem. Maybe it wouldn't have bothered me so much if those scenes where he pressured Dr. Wandee or tried to kiss him didn’t exist, if that was the case my opinion would be different because it would mean that Dr. Ter had problems to deal with related to the way he connected with other people, but they took the character to a place that deserved a different ending, in my opinion, he should’ve faced the consequences of his bad actions.

I also think that Yak and Oyei's issue with their father could have had a little more depth, to understand it better. Maybe if they had introduced that situation episodes earlier, it would have been better.

And well, I would have liked to see more of Wandee and Yoryak in a fully committed relationship, but when I think about it I don't think there's that much of a difference in how they already treated each other, so that’s nice.

In general, I tried not to judge Wandee and Yoryak's relationship because I know a lot of people who have been or are in fwb relationships, and they all seem to handle it in differently, and I haven't had that particular experience, so I can't contribute much to it.

I would like to say that in the beginning, I thought the show was going to be way more on the silly and light side of things, so it was a surprise that they included a little more serious stuff. But in the end, I think I saw the whole show lean more toward the comedic side, with a lot of funny situations that even I might find embarrassing, but since the show had already set the mood, then I just enjoyed it. I'm also used to watching shows with very serious genres, so bls and gls for me are just to have a good time and I try not to get too worked up about it (although I still very much look forward to these genres to expand and have higher quality in all aspects, that would be so so nice).

Also, I don't know if it has anything to do with it, but I think it could have had a better development if it had had more episodes and more production time. I think the series was already more than halfway through airing and they were still not finished filming, so that might have affected the final product and its quality in terms of the script.

And well, just to finish, I just want to say that I truly enjoyed it and that the performances were very good. I look forward the most to Inn and Great's next project; they have huge potential and I think they could explore different genres within BL precisely because they seem to be very versatile and professional actors.

Sorry this got longer than I expected, and I feel like I didn't say as much and probably forgot a lot of things. But if you want to know my opinion on something specific, feel free to ask. It will be my pleasure to answer, and I would also love to read your opinion on the show, it doesn’t matter if it is positive or negative :)

[hellogremlinsitsmeyaghoul]

Dearly beloved mutuals I'm sorry for met gala blogging today. I am not a fashion girlie but i have opinions and the inability to keep them to myself.

[sophieswundergarten]

I'm still considering @bi-demon-ium's post about what would happen if Milligan adopted Kate before regaining his memory fully.

Because, imagine:

Milligan has been looking out for Kate and the other kids for a while, now, and he's very glad that they're finally off of this island safely. He loves all of them, of course, but he can't help but feel especially connected to Kate. Something about her just sticks out to him, either because he's had to save her from herself more than a few times or because of her spunk and attitude or maybe because she was the first child he felt like really looked him in the eyes and saw him since he'd started helping run the tests.

Either way, he feels a really strong connection to her, and after he escaped Curtain's men on the island, he began feeling twinges of memories returning. Throughout his time on the island, he kept experiencing odd sensations of déjà vu, but nothing concrete. A few of the agents that the team ended up rescuing from the Institute seemed to recognise him, and he could sporadically recall some of their names, so he became fairly certain that had been an agent at some point, but there wasn't much else getting clearer.

In the weeks after Curtain's defeat, Milligan began experiencing disorienting memory flashes which, while still not helping him piece anything together, gave him horrible migraines and would, on occasion, short out his awareness of where he was presently. These would always pass, but when they happened Kate was right behind him, helping him sit down and running to get him water (She eventually began keeping a bottle in her bucket when it became apparent this would keep happening), and she was consistently proven to be the best out of all of them to bring Milligan back to the present.

As the other kids began finding their way to their families, with Constance and Reynie being adopted, and Sticky's parents coming to find him, everyone began to settle into their lives. But Kate had yet to return to the circus.

"Oh, of course I love the circus, and I'd love to get back to them, but Milligan still needs me here. I can't leave him."

After this goes on for nearly a month, Mr. Benedict begins talking to Milligan about adopting Kate. He's been through it a few times now, after all, he'd be happy to show Milligan how to do all of the paperwork (And maybe make a few bribes in the right places, since Kate's technically a semi-unregistered wild child who ran away). It takes a bit longer for Milligan to broach the subject with Kate, but when he does, she just looks at him in surprise.

"Well," She begins, slowly, "I can see how that would be nice, for legal reasons and everything, of course, but I kind of thought that's what we were already doing? Just, without the paperwork."

Milligan has a hard time keeping himself from bursting into tears right then and there, but he sweeps her up into a huge hug and if a few tears slip out as his brain sighs with the correctness of holding her in his arms, and if Kate finally relaxes as if she feels he could protect her from anything in the world, well, that's between them.

Life slips into a routine for them, and though there were a few close calls with Milligan's memory flashes while he was doing things like cooking breakfast that led to Number Two pulling a few extra fire extinguishers out of the closet, and a couple of times that Kate would find him standing outside in the rain, staring at the puddles in the backyard with blank eyes and a slightly frustrated expression, as if there were some secret hidden in the muddy ground that he couldn't quite find, for the most part, things were going alright.

As Milligan slowly, very slowly, began to understand himself, he began to understand Kate, too. There were times she seemed too ready to jump up from a meal and help, too prepared to drop whatever she was holding and run to his side, like she was afraid of finding some terrible tragedy when she arrived. She offered to do the shopping one day when Number Two couldn't quite find the time, and though she came back with everything they needed (and a few things they didn't strictly need) with money from the budget she had been given somehow leftover, the sharp, frugal expression on her face when she counted over the food again as she started to put it away was far too serious for a twelve year old.

Milligan's heart broke for Kate every time he saw how growing up alone had affected her, even if she couldn't see it. Of course she couldn't see it; she was a child, she wasn't supposed to see it, she shouldn't need to. Every time he saw her expression harden as she tried not to cry, before she remembered she could now; every time he watched her freeze when a knock came at the door, subconsciously positioning herself in front of Constance and between the perceived threat and the boys, before she relaxed when she saw Milligan himself go to answer it, trusting him to protect them; every time he went looking for her and found her curled up in the vents, breathing shallowly and refusing to come out until he assured her they won't send her away, she doesn't have to run anymore, she's welcome and safe here, and then when she slowly unfurls and drops heavily into his arms, burrowing into his chest and sighing deeply as she breathes him in — All of those times and more, he feels a growing resentment and even a simmering hatred for whoever Kate's father is.

This man who found whatever else he had going on more important than protecting his daughter, as if anything could be more important than the child he wanted so desperately to hug, wanted nothing more than to protect and love, but had to watch as she shut herself away and steeled her body to be prepared to face any and everything all on her own. What Milligan wouldn't give to find this man, to hunt him down and shake him, to explain to him exactly how badly he'd messed up, and then leave him somewhere he could never come back from; somewhere he could never return from and hurt Kate again.

Sometimes she'd mention a task she had experience with, or a time she'd "lived off the land", or recounted her ability to perform a grownup's job just as well, with a sense of pride in her skills, and the adults in the room would exchange sorrowful glances over her head. The first time she said she'd never played on a proper playset, since she'd been too young when her dad had left, and the orphanage never had any safe equipment, Milligan sat straight up, and the next day they went to the nearest park and stayed there until dark, Kate spending hours on the swings as his strong arms pushed her higher and higher until she felt as free as when she was flying through the air on the trapeze.

One day, as the two of them were sitting at the kitchen table, eating a late breakfast since they'd been up half the night because Milligan took her stargazing, Kate offhandedly says, "You know, Milligan, I've never really minded that my dad left, but now, I think that I'm glad he did. Because otherwise I would never have met you."

Milligan stops dead as he's buttering his toast, trying very hard not to overreact and shatter this moment where Kate is humming contentedly and swinging her legs. Slowly, carefully, deliberately, he responds, "Well, I'm glad that I met you too, Katie-Cat."

[samuelroukin]

i also went from ‘idc much for anal’ to having this guy play with his hole for fun

[jooqlz]

[teddybearty]

Hi there! I was wondering if you do commission? :3

Hi I unfortunately have no interest in taking commissions atm!! I used to but I stopped doing them bc they stressed me out BAD

Maybe in 2025??? But for right now, no I’m sorry.

[snxffer-tv]

So it might seem random but I wanted to apologize to @marsipain and everyone who has been waiting, that it takes such a long time to upload that Fanfic.

I, at first, wanted it to be a multi part Series but I scratched that idea and now it is going to be a long ass fanfic. The reason is simple, I scratched so many plot ideas. I had an copy finished but I didn't like it and deleted it.

I also halfway through, a now piece that I somehow like, forgot about it. Like I just didn't continue writing it.

I try now with my best ability to finish it, hopefully, this week and hopefully I can publish it on the 18th of August 2023.

I hope you can forgive me for it

[ask-scraft-a-new-one]

💥Appos from @askappos

Let's see if the HA makes up for giving up RKS System

(sorry I took so long ;-;)

Special move: scramblex

This move deals no damage,but switches all pokemon types and move types on the battle field including her own. the type is random,but appos (and team mates if in a tag team) will be strong against the opponents.

[lotus-pear]

SIGHHHH BSD REREAD…................I MISS THEM SO MUCH :(((

[egophiliac]

bring back zooterkins, the best 17th-century swear word

I don't normally do Just Characters Swearing, but. ...this kind of wrote itself and then wouldn't leave my head. it comes from both a piece of character-writing advice that has always stuck with me, and also my conviction that Leona is 1000% funnier as a character if his dialogue has to stay G-rated. let Kalim say fuck, but don't let Leona say bastard.

(I'm sorry)

[midnight-stormm]

I feel like I can still keep these emotions of empathy within while also keeping an eye out on all these ccs because I don't trust anyone one of them. I'm just trying to see who would switch up the good guy act and see who is truly genuine.