#no hole allowed to soap hole allowed fr

[samuelroukin]

i also went from ‘idc much for anal’ to having this guy play with his hole for fun

[kurohoely]

haikyuu boys in the kitchen

so we have: sakusa, iwaizumi, atsumu, osamu, mattsun, bokuto, kuroo, suna, akaashi, ushijima, kita, tsukki, yams, hinata, kageyama oikawa. god thats a lot of people skskksaljfhalf well, enjoy! likes and reblogs are appreciated :D

based on my kitchen experience with my mom and housemates and working in f&b XD

genre: fluff, chaos, crack, sfw

Sakusa

WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER HANDLING MEAT OH GOD

SEPARATE BOARDS FOR VEGGIES AND MEAT PLITH

hot water and soap

Iwaizumi

would cut your chickens bcs he's good at finding the joints ;)

No fr he can

That amount of human anatomy is enough for him to do the job

Fear him

Atsumu

he does nothing but only grabbing the highest shelf he tol tol boi

place them on purpose and hide the stool

so you pranked him back by tearing a hole at the bottom of the flour bag 😈

Osamu

DOES ALL THE COOKING mans got a store

make fun of you because you dk how to properly cut open an avocado (canon is me)

“sweetheart i love you but NO MSG IN MY KITCHEN”

Mattsun

would probably steal the freshly fried potatoes just cuz

“baby do you wanna help me?” “i am helping you by watching you, making sure everything is okay :)”

would be really amazed by how far science work when you used an air fryer

Bokuto

would help you hammer the meat because he himself got BEEF

DEF forgot to defrost the chicken and put them in the microwave

its either you have takeouts or he's gonna get taken out

Kuroo

pls let this man OUT FROM THE KITCHEN HE'S GONNA PLAY WITH THE BAKING POWDER MORE THAN YOU EVER TOUCHED IN UR WHOLE LIFE

he can't do the cooking but he actually makes good coffee?!????

“bub i can AT LEAST do this do i look that useless to you :(((“

(pls kiss him)

Suna

snaps to the team every process step as if they couldn’t watch it thru the tutorial 😩

“wish it was you huhhh” aaand sent the final product

his ig stories reached its max oh god

Akaashi

GENUINELY HELP YOU?!?!?

he felt bad if ur doing everything so he always comes to help you with his cute lil apron

ROLLED UP SLEEVE YES MAMA SHOW ME EM TONED ARMS

makes good lasagna

Ushijima

would PRECISELY measures EVERYTHING not more not less he would

def use that scooper thingy to scoop off excess mountain in the measure cup bcs PRECISION

“y/n they used this brand, shouldn’t we get this one”

ushi gushy baby bread is the same its fineeeee

Kita

knows the difference between canola oil and vegetable oil

i fear this farmer boi

would pick organics ONLY

Tsukki

will only help you for dino nuggies or strawberry shortcake THAT'S IT

would prefer to run groceries with you (shocker i know)

LOOKS GOOD IN APRON AND ROLLED SLEEVES

Yams

same as akaashi

he just loves playing the dough together with you :(

makes good brownies

Hinata

lets just say he needs to clean up the place after

but he’s willing to make a quick run if you’re missing even ONE item

would post all of your cooking on his account!!! a foodie wbk

Kageyama

KNOWS HOW TO MAKE GOOD CARBONARA FROM SCRATCH HOLY

there’s no way in hell that he’ll allow low fat milk

milk before cereal person

Oikawa

loves experimenting exotic cuisine from a country he's never heard of

can handle spicy food after living in Argentina baby

salt and pepper? we dont do this in this household