#sorry mr guthrie

[no-tengo-ojos]

Are you aware of the 2017 phenomenon VelociPastor? No? Anyway here's Oscar as the Priest from the acid trip that's taken over my life

Arthur and his 5'4 dinosaur husband

The real reason Oscar wasn't allowed on Arthur and Noel's mission

Priest to dinosaur timeline

[critter-wizard]

"tenderly......"

[in-cara-gible]

something something humanity is a choice and we all have to make the decision to be human over and over again

[monstrouscrew]

amused, yet very busy, stop making your video calls!

(ID in the alt text)

[arthurtaylorlester]

i'm cryingf i was drawing malevolent fanart during class and my reference was like a woman covering this dude's face and it looks ig a little sus but not really but i sit at the front of the class so everyone behind me saw me drawing and thought i was drawing gay sex and now there's pictures of me drawing malevolent

[vir-adahlen]

*door slams open* Mr. Guthrie isn't here. He's taken sanctuary on Mr. Underhill's estate. Do you know what you've done? What madness possessed you to write that letter? I tried to tell you—Billy found it. If he'd have shown anyone before I discovered him, but for dumb luck, I'd be dead. I'm sorry. You know I would never intentionally put you in any kind of danger. What was your intent? What was it? To destroy everything we've tried to build here for the past ten years? Or was it just to embarrass me? To show you a way out of all of this. To free you. A way out? Have you no memory of how we got in? Of what they took from us? What does it matter now? What does it matter? What does it matter what happened then if we have no life now? Because there is no life here. There is no joy here. There is no love here. There is—WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?—NO LOVE HERE! What do you think I'm out there fighting for if not to make those things possible here? You'll fight a war so we can make a life? You don't get one without the other, my sweet. No. You're wrong. I sent that letter to show you that you're wrong. There is a life in Boston. There is joy there. And music. And peace. The door is open. I've opened it for you. And it requires no war and no blood and no sacrifice. It requires an intolerable sacrifice. To accept a pardon? To apologize. Apologize? Who will you be apologizing to? TO ENGLAND! They took everything from us. And then they call me a monster. The moment I sign that pardon, the moment I ask for one, I proclaim to the world that they were right. This ends when I grant them my forgiveness, not the other way around. This path you're on, it doesn't lead where you think it does. If he were here, he'd agree with me! *door slams closed*

[etirabys]

hate to do something so baity on tumblr but this horrid listicle is genuinely what my heart yearns to emit... seven episodes in, my kinsey read of black sails characters, vaguely arranged from gay to straight:

jack rackham and anne bonny: kinsey sixes who hang out with each other (and have sex) out of sheer psychic self defense

flint: mostly gay. I can't justify this.

max: three point five?...

john silver: no read on him, bi if I had to guess, but mostly what he is is harangued. so far he has moved like lightning through the path of least resistance in all matters. he shall do so sexually as well

charles vane: a two? he is a man of great and unwise passions and you sense that if you shot eleanor with a sex change ray, he would give a little grunt and proceed with his normal course, towards disaster

eleanor guthrie: a one at best. I'm sorry but the tv shoved queer representation with big betrayal (TM) at my face and I was like no thank you put it back to the kitchen and tell the chef I did not like. (my greatest hopes for eleanor is that she's having like a green prince arc where she rightfully sucks at everything because she's young and regularly loses her head due to pussy fever, but will grow into a seasoned leader. which she cannot do if she starts her arc as too many fictional women do with girlboss disease where she does not have enough weaknesses to conquer. however I must admit I cannot have quite that faith in the show.)

mr scott (idk his first name): one

richard guthrie: does it matter? he will fumble it.

miranda: ace.

[clockwrkcabaret]

Yule Be Sorry

WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves.

The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O’Door.

This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 12.24.23.

New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 12pm GMT! Listen at www.madwaspradio.com or via TuneIn radio app!

Playlist:

The Muppet Cast – Scrooge

Walter Sickert & The Army of Broken Toys – Squidmas Don’t be Late

April Smith and the Great Picture Show – Christmas Threw Up All Over You

Gayla Peevey – I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas

Lou Monte – Dominick the Donkey

The Polkamaniacs – Snow Miser Vs. Heat Miser

Asylum Street Spankers – What Are You Doing New Year’s Eve?

Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats – Santa Baby

Christina Chong – Fck U 4 Xmas

Murder By Death – I’ll Be Home For Christmas

Holly Golightly – Christmas Tree On Fire

Reverend Horton Heat – Santa Bring My Baby Back

Scythian – I Saw Three Ships

Arlo Guthrie – The Pause of Mr. Claus

The Men That Will Not Be Blamed For Nothing – Fox

The Puppini Sisters – Mele Kalikimaka

Ella Fitzgerald – Santa Claus Got Stuck (In My Chimney)

Squirrel Nut Zippers – Santa Claus is Smokin’ Reefer

The Hellblinki Sextet – Emmet Otter’s Jugband Christmas

Fable Cry – Making Christmas

Katye Kellye and The Interruption – It Simply Isn’t Christmas…

Crash Test Dummies – White Christmas

Fred Schneider & the Superions – Jingle Those Bells

Mojo Nixon & The Toadliquors – Sleigh Ride

GUPPY – A Jew on Christmas

My Morning Jacket – When the Bells Start Ringing (feat. The Head & the Heart)

The Decemberists – Please Daddy (Don’t Get Drunk This Christmas)

Porn Orchard – This Holiday Season

The Bird & the Bee – Carol of the Bells

Feist – Please Be Patient

The Non Non Conformists – So Christmassy… this Christmas

“Weird Al” Yankovic – The Night Santa Went Crazy

Fountains Of Wayne – I Want an Alien for Christmas

The Kinks – Father Christmas

Check out this episode!

[broadwaydivastournament]

Broadway Divas Tournament: 2A

Harriet Harris (1955) "HARRIET HARRIS (Madame) is enjoying a career of highs and not-so-highs. Due to word count constraints, let us focus on the omnium gatherum of highs. 2022 Tony and Drama Desk Awards for Best Featured Actress in a Musical for Mrs. Meers in Thoroughly Modern Millie. Other Broadway: Present Laughter, Cry-Baby: The Musical, Old Acquaintance and The Man Who Came to Dinner. Off-Broadway: Standing on Ceremony; Yeast Nation; Jeffrey (Drama Desk Nomination); Bella, Belle of Byelorussia (Drama Desk nomination), Christmas on Mars; Rude Entertainment. Regional appearances include Guthrie Theater, La Jolla Playhouse, Kennedy Center. Film Credits include Memento, Nurse Betty, Addams Family Values. TV credits include "Desperate Housewives" (as Felicia Tillman), "Frasier" (as agent Bebe Glazer). Member of the Acting Company, AEA." - Playbill bio from Cinderella, November 2013.

Carmen Cusack (1971) "CARMEN CUSACK (Clare Boothe Luce) LCT: South Pacific (1st national tour), Broadway: Bright Star (Theatre World Award, Tony, Drama Desk, Outer Ctitics Circle, Drama League nominations). Off-Broadway includes Call Me Madam (City Center Encores!), and Carrie (MCC). Regional includes Designing Women (TheatreSquared), Lempicka (Williamstown Theatre Festival), Annie McDougen in First Wives Club (Chicago), Dot in Sunday in the Park with George (Chicago Shakespeare Theater), and Elphaba in Wicked (1st national tour; also Melbourne, Australia). West End includes Fantine in Les Miserables, Rose in The Secret Garden (Royal Shakespeare Company), Saucy Jack and the Space Vixens (The Venue) and Kim in Personals (Apollo Theatre). U.K. tour includes Christine in The Phantom of the Opera and Eve Cassidy in Over the Rainbow. Film: A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood. TV: "Sorry for Your Loss" (Facebook Series).

NEW PROPAGANDA AND MEDIA UNDER CUT: ALL POLLS HERE

"Harriet Harris is a delightfully batty old broad who is killing it in her late-stage career. She is booked, busy, and getting the recognition she deserves."

"Look, 2016 was the Hamilton year, and Bright Star was probably not a strong contender even without it, but I remember being vividly enamored by the pretty woman who did the Tony performance. Lo and behold, Carmen Cusack."

[lonepower]

mr guthrie sir I'm sorry but i associate that name with one thing and it is just, so completely not the image I think you're going for

[imwritesometimes]

was tagged forever ago (sorry) by @maderilien 🥰💜🥰

Relationship status: single

Favorite color: blue & purple 💙💜

Three favorite foods: pizza always, fresh berries & greek yogurt & honey is a fave summer snack, and chips & salsa lol

Song stuck in my head: Coming Into Los Angeles by Arlo Guthrie (🎶comin' into los angeles, bringin' in a couple of keys, don't touch my bags if you please mr. customs man🎶)

Dream trip: Italy & Ireland

Time: 1:05 pm

Anything I really want rn: two consecutive days where no one approaches me with a problem

Last song: Rocks Off by The Rolling Stones (last night lol)

Last movie: I don't remember tbh it's been a while since I actually sat down and watched a Film lol I have not had the fckn time

Currently watching: Barry

Currently reading: nada

Currently playing: Sims

Currently craving: yogurt & berries & ice water I'm very parched today lol

Zero pressure tags: @eachlittlebird @novemberhush @softasawhisper @readbythestarlight @snikt-snack @capskat26 and anyone who'd like to give it a shot!

[anarchic-miscellany]

Genuinely heartbreaking to open this month's "Neo" and discover that it is the last ever issue. I'll miss Jonathan Clements' columns on the state of the industry, and his delightfully droll deep dives into the magazines in Japan; I'll miss Andrew Osmond's consistent previews and reviews; cherish David West's enlightening interviews (some of the only ones around with his subjects) and in depth reviews of the movies; the consistency of Alex West; and forever cherish the delightful stories of Emily Lovell and Mark Guthrie as "boots on the ground" - and all of it held together with the infectious drive of Gemma Cox. And that's just the current legendary crop. It brought me many, many wonderful discoveries, recommendations and nuanced pieces of news, for somebody who still enjoys a haptic, tactile copy to treasure and refer to, tangible and real. I felt in wonderful company with it.

I discovered not just series which I adore and cherish now ("Penguindrum", "Tiger and Bunny", all time great "Baccano" and "Durarara" to name just a few) growing ever excited for their release or (and now I really feel old) re-releases, but also some movies I now absolutely cannot get enough of, and these legends were even the only ones who told me about Guitar Wolf playing 4 dates in the UK, well over a decade ago, which remains one of the greatest and strangest gigs of my life, and a fond memory forever shared with dear friends. I still disagree with them on "Code Geass" though, it sucks. I'm sorry, I just attack "Code Geass" unprompted, it's reflexsive. They'd talk about the series from the past I love, in deep dives, and help me plumb the depths to find things I discovered anew, like "El Hazard" and "Gunbuster". In the digital age, where "traditional journalism" is seen as a dying breed, and everything must be constant, online and freeform - we shall see. It is time for "the future" to put up or shut up. Mr Clements summed it up best: "Goodbye, everybody. All these worlds are yours."

[lichfucker]

[image description: 8 gifs of various scenes from season 4 of Black Sails, highlighting the similarities between Max and Silver.

1-2: Max says to Anne (offscreen), "I loved you. And I betrayed you. But I cannot apologize for it." / Silver says to Madi, "I had to stop it." Madi says, "You had to stop it?" Silver says, "And I'm not sorry for it."

3-4: Flint asks about Silver's past and Silver says, "It isn't important." / Marion Guthrie asks about Max's past and Max says, "What difference does it make?"

5-6: Max says, "I am tired of this. This thing that perpetuates itself with anger, and bluster, and blood." / Silver says, "That isn't a war. That is a fucking nightmare."

7-8: Silver, while captured by Hands, says, "I am a new beginning for Nassau." / at the end of the series, Mrs. Mapleton whispers in Max's ear. Max looks out over the railing in the tavern, a triumphant smirk on her face.

end id]

max + silver s4 parallels

[arthurtaylorlester]

malevolent ep 29 liveblog !!

(spoilers obviously)

are we underwater??

who's speaking i cant tell???

i feel like this is john @kayne but it could very well be yellow and larson

oh wait is this past dialogue?

i genuinely cant remember

oh okay its arthur remembering

"its just water" THEYRE BACK AND THEYRE BICKERING !!!

with silly music in the bg

oh exposition through john i always love it

oh they are so married

a donkey???????

this is so funny

arthur please stop groaning its...

THE FACE OF SOMEONE NOT TO FUCK WITH!!!

MUSTACHE?? harlan really just said yall wrong arthur has a mustache

john is a bitch wife comfimed/ j

A FILM????? JOHN WANTS TO SEE A FILM AND THATS WHY HES MAD !?!?!?

and john is soo petty he doesbt even want yo go to nyc

arthur having to temind john that theyre wanted

IS MALEVOLENT A COMEDY NOW???

john not tellibg arthur they were sitting next to someone the whole time

arthur spite-eating to piss of john >>>>

john are you having second thoughts??

BELLA LORE????

WE'RE MEETING DANIEL???

oh that was weird i bet its mr butcher

Oh wait violins is this mr butcher

whats the whispering in the bg

john stop describing im trying to hear the whispers

is this a kellin type?

oh he just needed to sneeze

diseased man get away from

"NOT OUR HANDKERCHIEF ARTHUR !!!"

malevolent is a comedy atp. thank you mr guthrie for this blessing of an episode

best season opener by far

"that's ... my arm, sir"

im not angry muttering i do it too lol

"hes using us as comfort? jesus christ" stfu john you did the same

wait isnt there a recession in the 1930s

OHHH THAT EXPLAINS THE READING EXCERPT

this train spunds dangerous

oh god oh fuck how is arthur going to read

arthur just what are you doing

is he just making up a story?

how he just talking about himself

QAIT IS THE FRIEND PARKER NOOOO

NO IF HES MEETING WITH PARKER HE DIED

or is this an elaborate way of telling the guy to fuck off

who sending a telegraph to 'will henley'

OH FUCK

ITS THE BUTCHER

the horror >:)

hes smiling oh this cant be good

this is really good and the sound design!!

they are so bad at communicating that they accidentally revealed their identity

WAIT WILL HENLEY IS AN ACTUAL PERSON??? ARTHUR WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

"beCAuse" IDK WHY THE WAY HE SAID THAT SO FUNNT

arthur is so smart it makes sense that the guy would try to corner him

YESS ARTHUR

I LIKE WHEN ARTHUR IS ALL CALCULATING AND SO DOES JOHN

so youre going to trap him in a train car

so arthur's escape plan is.... jump out of train. and break his legs. again.

oh snow will totally save you yeah sure

arthur just really likes playing dumb i think

now im on a train and i cant hear shit

john enjoys this?? john is excited My god he is so precioys

"You are my eyes" that had no reason to be so wholesome

"okay... youre overselling it" john critiquing arthurs acting im dead

10 more minutes will this end horribly?

I KNEW THEY WPULD BE ON THE TOP OF THE CARS

thats mad ahahhahah ... wait a damn minute

ITS MR BUTCHER

"why arent you looking at me" so he doesnt know the full extent of arthur madness

JOHN SOUNDS SO WORRIED

OH GOD THIS SO INTENSE

pov the tracks shave off his mustache

sorry this isnt the time for jokes

WHAT. HE FUCKING WHAT

HE TORE HIS CHEEK?? CALL THAT WILL GRAHAM CORE

wait imagine they become friends

it wpuld be real funny

john would be so pissed

oh god theyre going to jump off the train

THEYRE GETTIBG SIDETRACKED GODDAMNIT

okay so arthur is manipulating he is soo <33

MEMENTO MORI???

ny bbg is so good at stalling

NO ARTHUR DONT GET DISTRACTED THIS ISNT TGE TIME FOR SELF REFLECTIO

YES YOURE NOTHING LIKE HIM

HE DID IT!!

hes smiling again?

oh well he paid his respects

THAT WAS AN AMAZING EPISODE AND DAMN GOOD SEASON PREMIERE

i will be malevolent posting later today but alas i have other things to do other than screaming about fictional voices on tumblr

[pirate-ghost]

Black Sails (2014 - 2017) // The left hand of darkness by Ursula K. Le Guin // (insp.) 

[the-busy-ghost]

How would I describe my pettiness levels? I know, it’s about the amount of petty that takes to get irritated over the dozens of characters in novels and television series set in the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries who have blatantly Scottish names, but who are invariably cast as English

I mean it was a period where it became fashionable to train oneself not to speak with a Scottish accent, and also it was a period where higher class Scots were mingling with the London elites so much that they were barely Scottish at all, so I’m not expecting that one dude with a slightly Scottish surname to speak like he’s just come off a Peterhead trawler. But when it’s a work with SEVERAL of these surnames I do have to get a bit suspicious