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no-tengo-ojos · 1 month ago
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Are you aware of the 2017 phenomenon VelociPastor? No? Anyway here's Oscar as the Priest from the acid trip that's taken over my life
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Arthur and his 5'4 dinosaur husband
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The real reason Oscar wasn't allowed on Arthur and Noel's mission
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Priest to dinosaur timeline
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400 Follower Special - The Trial of Obtaining and Using Lucifuge
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Thank you for your continued support of my blog. Normally I would just post a GIF set and be done, but the demon I had planned turned out to be a huge pain in the ass so I thought I would share the pain. All images under the cut. Spoiler warning and flashing/bright lights warning.
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I wanted to make walking/running GIFs of Lucifuge, a high level Tyrant of the Dark-Chaos alignment. He was one of the few remaining unique models in the game. Interestingly NINE appeared to be his playable debut, similar to Gemori and Seth. All three originally appeared in Shin Megami Tensei II as NPCs and would only gain stats in later entries.
NINE, like the name suggests, has nine different potential routes. The usual Law-Neutral-Chaos alignments make up only one axis of endings, with the other being  comprised of Dark-Neutral-Light for a total of nine combinations. From what I can tell by following guides online, you must be on the Dark-Law path in order for Lucifuge to appear and fight you. I realized he had to be defeated to be fused when none of the supposed recipes to make him worked. (Notice the words that are bolded, they’ll come in useful later.)
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So I loaded an earlier save from before the alignment lock and got to work getting to the Lucifuge fight, which involved threatening to kill my in-universe little sister to gain enough Dark points for the route change. Prior to fighting Lucifuge himself, I had to fight the ugliest NPC in the entire game who supported himself with 3 Legions and could instantly kill me with Budufyne. Cool. I forgot to take a picture of him. Once he died, Lucifuge showed up to fight me. He was also a pain, as I was down to one demon from the previous fight and he nuked them immediately. But eventually he died, and I was able to proceed.
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Now, this is all taking place in the final chapter of NINE so obviously a lot of plot stuff is popping off. Raguel the angel shows up to throw an energy ball at NPC lady Feris, and to serve as the next boss fight. Raguel was much less difficult to defeat.
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Raguel’s dead, but this priest isn’t here to deliver a eulogy. The next big player reintroduces himself by throwing an energy ball at Raguel in a bit of poetic justice for Feris earlier, then asks us to join him on the roof. Damn, everyone’s throwing energy balls in here. Here’s a WEBM version if you’re into that shit.
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We witness the digital world going to shit on the rooftop and get offered a choice between siding with him or against him (& Sumire, who you can kinda see in the right-hand background).
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I choose against and we begin another boss battle. This priestly fellow turns out to be Sariel, another angel, except he’s a fallen angel and at odds with his fellow Shin Megami Tensei II alumni Raguel. Neither of the fights after the Legion Guy-Lucifuge combo were nearly as difficult, so Sariel also goes down. I say “neither” but I forgot to mention I also killed a childhood friend, Baraki, inbetween the Lucifuge and Raguel fights. But that’s not important.
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What’s important is I got through all the bosses, and got to a point where I could finally fuse Lucifuge. Which I did, easily.
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Finding a place to take GIFs of Lucifuge walking would be tricky, because at this point in the game my first pick, Shinjuku, was no longer an option. Maria, the holy mother, is waiting there to take me to the domain of Yaldabaoth, the false god, so that I may kill him and bring about the reign of Law, and I really didn’t feel like doing that. Even if it would mean seeing her cool not-a-statue-with-dinosaurs-on-it design that never appeared again.
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Instead I made my way down to Roppongi, which usually has great music but during this endgame bit is instead silent. I went to summon Lucifuge into my party and got a message I couldn’t. Oh, of course, you can’t have Law demons and Chaos demons in the same party. Doy. Duh. You could never have party that was mixed Law and Chaos in these old SMT games. So I removed the Law demons, set my Navigator demon to neutral and then tried to summon Lucifuge again.
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The message remained. What could the issue be? Why was I unable to summon Lucifuge into the overworld? What was this last hurdle between me and Lucifuge? If you have your notes from paragraph 2 and 3, you may want to consult them now. There’s also a hint in the previous paragraph! Put on your thinking caps. Get out your detective pipes. Don’t scroll past Sukuna Hikona until you’ve made a guess. Are you sure of it? Really sure? Alright. Here’s the solution to this locked room murder mystery that robbed me of half an hour of my time:
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YOU CAN’T SUMMON CHAOS DEMONS AS A LAW-ALIGNED PLAYER, EVEN IF THEY’RE LOCKED BEHIND THE LAW ROUTE. 
For some reason I guess I assumed this wouldn’t apply to me, and I continued down the Law path subconsciously knowing I wouldn’t be able to actually show off the demon I was dedicating so much time to obtaining. Thankfully, once I realized this I thought to redo this endgame stretch from ANOTHER back-up I had.
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And it worked! Instead of fighting Sariel I gave him a disc, murdered Miranda and was able to summon Lucifuge.
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Lucifuge offers to hug it out in apology for causing me such pain. I still couldn’t make gifs of him in Shinjuku because Maria is still there, but instead of trying to take me to Yaldabaoth’s realm she’s trying to kill me. And I really don’t feel like taking her on right now. Not when she’s throwing out chains and sefirots like this:
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Shin Megami Tensei NINE is a game that exists. Thanks for enjoying my blog. Hopefully I’ll have some neat stuff by the time there’s 500 of you following me.
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Also somewhere along the line I did a shooting-energy-ball-gesture at my little sister to disarm her, who was trying to kill me. Probably because I threatened to kill her earlier. Oh well. Get logged out, idiot.
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riddlemethispoetry · 2 years ago
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And when tantalus reaches for the forbidden fruit, he becomes a story. We have all become a story, telling ourselves endlessly like our truth is needed at the peak of Olympus and we are the only born again bards that sing; echoing hollowly as our moans and groans of ecstasy, validation turn and spoil like rot and rotting like fruit on the vine decayed and made into wine we pour into lava pits, choking on noxious fumes and self-indulgence. I've heard your story before, spat into my mouth by a coughing whore selling their labour to mining magnates, fiduciary stagnates and name partners who thought of them as a number. He, oak notes and eucalyptus born of bush and destined to die in callous crematorium, chewed up by meatgrinders and fed to asphalt fumes that are the planet pleading, begging for no more, for I've had enough, please can someone call me an uber home, or God; I want to apologise to him for the mess I made of his children and the dinosaur bones I knocked from mantelpiece and let lie, or be lied about until they became myth. Call me a priest, let them sprinkle salt water on me, the earth; let no more things grow, let me rest. I am no Ares, red meat heart planet banging asteroids on kitchen counters in futile protest. It is no blessing for Zeus to notice you, call you child. Call you disappointment as you reach for told stories, Greek myths, cold retellings as you thrash, desperate for likes as you drown in waves of morpheus' stolen laughter, we took storytelling from the gods and they cursed us, now it is all I do, spew; vomiting stories for six retweets; I hit notifications like a toke, try again, cry again about anthills, mountains about rolling stones, the fickle nature of fame; flames and my guts torn as I lay there looking for Zeus to notice me, my hand reaching for stolen fruit.
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loreholdlesbian · 1 year ago
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Priest of Etali 3R Creature- Human Cleric [rare] Dinosaurs you control have haste. As Priest of Etali enters the battlefield, you may have it become a copy of any Dinosaur you control or Dinosaur card in your graveyard until end of turn except it has “Dinosaurs you control have haste.” 3/4 “Etali shall walk Ixalan reborn one day. Until then, we must be the storm in her place.”
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Art link: https://www.artstation.com/artwork/Bm3e24
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madnessfromthemountains · 1 year ago
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Some 'Dinosaur Sue' for WIP Wednesday? Seems interesting!
have your very own words!
Drakon turned to one of the soldiers. “Got an ordnance map?”
            “Sure, Sarge.” She pulled out a big map. Flying mages with good memories could map better than any engineer.
            Drakon dropped the transport’s back gate down and spread it out. “Can you show us?”
            “If you show me where we are.” Alexos hopped down next to him. “Hi humans.” He said to the priests still inside the transport.
            “Show some respect, featherbrain!” Drakon chided him.
            “Hi holy important mage priest people?” Alexos tried again.
            Velociraptors. Even when they learned Nova Atlantean, they didn’t learn politeness.
            “Hello small feathered brat.” Tabiti grinned at both of them.
            “Outlaw.” Iokathes nodded to Alexos.”
            “Alexos.” Alexos nodded back.
            “Here we are.” Drakon stabbed at the map.
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420technoblazeit · 2 years ago
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more characters to cast:
Gay vampire exorcist
”Your parents died. That’s what parents do, doug, they die on you” guy who’s wife gets obliterated by a landmine. Mentor figure to #3
Aster’s priest bf (gender neutral) who looks like the guy from die hard withJohn Mulaney’s face. Murders August because they killed his parents and can turn into the shittiest dinosaur imaginable. Lines include “I think God wants me to kill a lot of people” (objectively funniest answer would be sleep)
^this guys brother who is the leader of the cocaine ninjas
Ph also I forgot to mention we are not assigning caster to be the hooker. We are assigning them the hooker-lawyer-doctor
ok ok so im thinkign
angel. she's hte only vampire so like. i mean. we gotta rihgt
deep sleep. he's so tired of htis shit and i thisd work bc of the mentor figure thing. sorry ur cool goddess wife got lbown up
lux i guess. i juts think itd be funny makign the shitty demon guy turn into a dinosaur, get fucked princey. hte complicated parents situation fits too
the uh. im sorry hte fucking what. ok. purely off of vibes alone im goign to cast soleil????????? yeah she'd do that.
also fuck yeah c!aster's a whore with an education
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facetowardsthesun · 2 years ago
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Spotify Weekly Discover Oracle #1
I like to listen to my Spotify Weekly Discover and use it as an oracle for lessons to learn, cycles to close and overall vibes for the soul. Some lyrics struck a chord, some lyrics doesn't.
I'll share the most potent ones:
"You're lying in the grass now/Your old familiar way/I see you slither past now/Trying to get away/You said that I can trust you/That I should have some faith/But when you shed your skin/I know that it's too late" The Velveteens - Charmer and the snake
"I'm doing really well thanks/I do not need your help thanks/I'm doing really well thanks/I do need ya, do not need ya/Doing really well thanks/I do not need your help thanks/I'm doing really well thanks/I do not need ya, do not need ya" Ellie Bleach - Doing really well thanks
"Be gay, do drugs, hail Satan/Beelzebub is full of love" Super Cassette - Be Gay, Do Drugs, Hail Satan
"Cause I'm a punk, I'm a sucker, I'm a part time priest/They should ship me in a crate right into the Middle East/With a sign on the box saying never never never release" Dinosaur 94 - Love Impaired
"Cause honey I've got thick skin turning paper thin/And I've been setting my alarm just a little bit late to feel the rush of the deadline" Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers - Desk Chair
"I'm a moth, can't anyone see/What a pretty butterfly I could have been?" LIA LIA - I'm a Moth!
"I just wanna dance for love/Celebrate it juste because I can/I remember last summer, I spent it crying most of the time/Now he's lifting the fog, the stage lights come on, I'm the star of the show" Zella Day - Dance For Love
"Is there something to remember to write down/Real thing, real thing" DVC Refreshments - Wasted on the Real Thing
"And the girls want to be with the girls/Girls want things that make common sense/The best for all concerned/They don't want to have to go out of their way/And the girls want to be with girls" Talking Heads - The Girl wants to be with the Girls
"I'm gonna make that dream come real/I'm gonna dance the way I feel" The Tammys - Egyptian Shumba
"All I ever wanted was to walk by the park/All I ever wanted was to walk by the river, see the starts/Please, stop fucking me up" Amyl and the Sniffers - Knifey
"Sweet hypocrisy/You're making me believe/That even the thought of you/Never felt so sweet" The Sukis - Becca
"I am a wall, I am a twig/I am a hole, I am a mannequin/And I will trade anything/Letting my eyes fade off/Letting my face go oily and twisted/Sticking my fists through it" Adam Neely, Ben Levin, Justice Cow - Beautiful and Tragic
"I throw my hands up/Thank you, I throw my hands up/I throw my hands up/Thank you, I throw my hands up" Ella Músa - Mango Pops
"Life's getting hard in here/So I do some gardening/Anything to take my mind away from where it's supposed to be" Courtney Barnett - Avant Gardener
"Nobody saved no one's life this time/So we burned all our uniforms/And let nature take its course again" The Shins - So Says I
"But if your god is valid why isn't mine?" The Spook School - I want to kiss you
"Keep coming back, you just gotta keep coming back" Parcels - Comingback
"If you take a risk, your odds improve" Matt Berry - Take my hand
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celinecerberusarchive · 2 years ago
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⌝ Celine didn't quite understand what Amy meant when she said priestesses weren't holy enough, feeling like perhaps she had missed something when she'd thought it cool that they could have babies. "Not disappointed, I still think it's cool," she simply offered because obviously the only part she'd mentioned as being interesting to her was still that aspect she'd said, wasn't like Nuns could do as much as Priests apparently could.
⌝. "True," she nodded, sometimes forgetting that Amy was no longer mortal like they had been in school. She was no longer human and Celine was no longer a witch. Life was kind of fucked up sometimes. "Your blood still appealing to them even if you're cold blooded," she joked, actually unsure if that was the case for Amy...or even fish since she didn't know a whole lot about sea creatures in general. She could probably ask Jagger and he'd list all the different kinds of cold blooded dinosaurs that eventually became fish.
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⌝ "Not really sure honestly, a lot got lost when the coven came from France, at least that's what my mother says. She insists that they had to leave behind a lot because of travelling on the boats, for all I know my Grandmother and her sister concocted the coven as children as a way to punish future generations," she stated, a bit of a bitterness as she spoke of her familial coven. "The texts we used seemed relatively old though, not dating back nearly as far as any of your work, but at least since colonialism."
⌝ "We all start our own pretty young though, so some are older, some are newer. I gave mine to Henri when I was turned, so he could teach some of it to the boys, well I gave him my second one," Celine explained further just a little. "When I left the coven my mother kept the one I'd written, said it belonged to them. So I had to start fresh, on my own. That's the one he has for Blaze and Jagger."
Amy nodded at her friend in agreement with that statement, although with zero squeamishness at the pain such techniques may induce. She observed this from the point of a scientist, a professional of a different kind than Celine who appreciated the historical and cultural part of the art of tattooing and marking of the body like any other thing ancient people did. Pain was also often an integral part of it all, not just a side-effect of the, in comparison to today, primitive tools and ways of doing body art back then. She adjusted her hold on the copy of the book she held, so Celine could take a look at the unfortunately only black and white images available between pages of text.
“Well I hate to disappoint you but although they could become priestesses, because of their menstruation and ability to give birth they were still not considered holy enough, which was why they could not perform sacred duties like dressing up the sacred image of a deity. But they could own their own property, which was not something ancient Greece or Rome was always happy to allow.” Amy’s lips slanted into a little sarcastic smirk like that was no news to her - many ancient civilizations’ views and overall treatment of women throughout the history of their existence were not always equal to that of men. As per usual.
Amy gave the copy in her hands another quick look, lips pursing as she thought about Celine’s question. “Maybe, if I got any fertility left to protect now. I’ve achieved what every deeply devoted ancient Egyptian strived for - immortality after death. But it came with a price.” She shrugged, seemingly not too bothered by it. There were things about her current state of being that bothered her but those were not the ones she’d just spoken of. “A good mosquito protection tattoo would be great though.” She joked, just to lighten the mood and show Celine that these particular topics never have and never would be sensitive for her. At least Amy thought they won’t become sensitive in the future but then again, who knew. People changed. She sure wasn't the old Amy anymore.
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“Priestesses of the past were often connected to witchcraft, superstitions and rituals. Of course, I simplify this connection right now but does your former coven have anything similar to this?” She jutted her chin out towards the book she held. “How far back does your coven date to?” She asked, ever curious about the past, much more so than the future.
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ktmarison · 2 years ago
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the  velocipastor  sentence  starters.
'  though  we  all  suffer,  it  is  the  righteous  who  will  persevere.  '
'  to  believe  in  god  is  the  greatest  gift  any  of  us  can  have.  '
'  so  your  parents  died.  that's  what  parents  do.  they  die  on  you.  '
'  just  know  that  god  has  a  plane  for  us  all.  everything  happens  for  a  reason.  '
'  i'm  starting  to  question  my  faith.  '
'  go  where  you  think  god  will  not  follow.  if  you  find  him  there,  then  you'll  know  he  is  within  you.  '
'  it's  no  wonder  this  haunts  your  dreams.  '
'  here's  food  if  you're  hungry.  '
'  i  took  a  vow  of  poverty,  i  have  no  material  possessions.  '
'  you're  a  born  angel,  i  know  it.  '
'  you're  swimming  in  bitches.  '
'  last  night  was  amazing.  '
'  let  me  be  fair  in  saying  this  can  never  happen  again.  '
'  honesty,  it  never  should  have  happened  at  all.  '
'  i  remember  some  sort  of  nightmare,  a  lust  for  the  flesh.  '
'  i  don't  believe  you.  dinosaurs  never  existed,  and  even  if  they  did,  i  don't  turn  into  one.  '
'  i  can  show  you  the  body.  '
'  firstly,  i'm  a  hooker,  and  i  did  not  want  to  be  arrested.  '
'  you  ate  him  !  '
'  it  might  sound  strange,  but  i  don't  think  this  has  to  be  a  bad  thing.  '
'  touch  not  thy  sinning  hands  !  '
'  you  saved  me  !  you  saved  me  !  my  life,  all  of  it  !  '
'  this  is  the  most  priestly  thing  you  have  ever  done.  '
'  you  guys  talk  all  the  time  about  helping  people,  this  might  actually  be  the  first  time  in  your  life  that  you  can.  '
'  you  think  i  like  turning  tricks  to  pay  for  college  ?  '
'  there's  surprisingly  little  demand  for  hooker-doctor-lawyers.  '
'  this  madness  must  stop.  '
'  how  long  has  it  been  since  your  last  confession  ?  '
'  i  smoke  where  the  fuck  i  want  because  my  life  is  on  fire.  '
'  i  stole  candy  from  this  baby,  then  i  threw  the  baby  in  the  river,  so  it  couldn't  snitch,  obviously.  '
'  i  pimp  bitches.  i  do  drugs,  sell  drugs,  murder  people.  you  name  it,  i've  done  it,  padre.  '
'  it  kinda  gave  me  a  hard  on.  add  that  to  the  confession  too.  '
'  why  did  you  kill  them  ?  '
'  we're  the  only  ones  that  can  know  about  this.  '
'  i  don't  know  much  about  god.  '
'  i  don't  know  much  about  dinosaurs.  '
'  have  you  forgotten  your  vow  of  chastity  ?  '
'  nothing  is  impossible  where  the  lord  is  concerned.  leviticus  24:24.  '
'  i  don't  need  an  exorcism  !  '
'  i  can  rid  the  world  of  this  scum  with  my  bare  hands,  can't  you  see  ?  '
'  i  might  be  on  a  mission  from  god  himself.  '
'  that's  insane.  god  does  not  want  people  dead.  '
'  oh,  i  think  god  wants  a  lot  of  people  dead.  '
'  i  had  parents  once.  '
'  we're  happy  with  your  life  decisions.  '
'  becoming  a  priest  is  a  big  decision.  you  really  think  it's  for  you  ?  '
'  we'll  pick  you  up  after  priest  college.  '
'  what  the  church  can  tell  us  can  only  extend  so  far.  '
'  she's  all  i'm  fighting  for.  '
'  when  we  get  out  here,  i  think  i'll  settle  down  and  finally  start  that  family.  '
'  you  could  have  five  kids  or  eleven  kids  !  and  i  want  you  to  spend  fifteen  minutes  a  day  with  each  of  them.  and  i  want  you  to  name  one  of  them  after  me.  '
'  war  is  war  and  war  is  hell  and  hell  never  changes.  '
'  now  the  hounds  of  hell  are  truly  lose.  what  have  i  done  ?  '
'  i  think  that'll  overwhelm  and  confuse  him.  '
'  i  think  i  killed  him.  '  
'  i  don't  wanna  hurt  people.  i  was  put  here  to  do  good.  i  was  put  here  to  help  people.  '  
'  i'm  still  bleeding.  '  
'  it's  nearly  four  times  as  addictive  as  standard  cocaine.  '  
'  what  does  drug  smuggling  have  to  do  with  christianity  ?  '  
'  the  christian  faith  is  what  i  believe  with  all  my  heart,  but  you  cannot  forcibly  convert  the  unwilling,  that's  madness.  that's  inhuman.  '  
'  you're  not  the  only  one  who  answered  the  call  of  god,  brother.  '  
'  you  were  always  laughing.  what  was  so  funny  ?  '  
'  i'm  going  to  be  the  one  laughing  when  i  kill  you.  '  
'  your  ancestors  are  my  ancestors.  '  
'  i  need  you.  '  
'  just  have  a  little  faith.  '  
'  i  believe  in  a  higher  power,  but  praying  right  now  will  never  save  your  life.  '  
'  you  will  rise,  and  live  forever  in  paradise.  '  
'  she's  expected  to  make  a  full  recovery.  '  
'  what  are  you  gonna  do  next  ?  '
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dontshootmespence · 4 years ago
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Secrets of the Bullpen
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Summary: One night, while working late at the BAU, the team decides to keep themselves amused by reveling stupid secrets to each other.
Words: 1,112
Warnings: Some cursing.
A/N: This came from an anonymous request I was intrigued by, so I kept it. However, requests are ‘officially’ closed.
Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick.
Emily tapped her pen against the desk in rhythm with the clock without even thinking about it. “Okay, is it just me or is the ticking of a clock like Chinese water torture?”
Chuckling, Derek smiled and leaned back in his chair. Just as he was about to respond, Spencer looked up from his paperwork.
“Actually, Chinese water torture is more than the drip of the water. People frequently equate it with repetitive sound, but it’s actually a painful process where cold water is slowly dripped onto the scalp, forehead or face for a prolonged period of time, which allegedly makes the restrained victim go insane. It was first described by Hippolytus De Marsillis in Italy during the 15th or 16th century. What?” He asked when he felt all eyes on him.
“Alright, kid,” Rossi said. “Is there a study that shows that just repetitive noise can drive you crazy?”
JJ, Hotch and Garcia moseyed out into the bullpen, needing some kind of a break from their never-ending piles of paperwork. 
“Actually, yes. There’s a disorder called misophonia where certain sounds trigger an emotion or physiological response that many people describe as ‘driving them crazy.’”
Rossi laughed and excused himself for a moment, returning with a bottle of scotch from his desk. An unopened bottle. The kind he’d open in case of a celebration. “Alright, we all need a break and a laugh. So, everyone give me a glass, have a sip of scotch and let’s do something.”
“Play a game?!” Penelope screeched excitedly, clapping her hands together. “I’ve got an idea. Everyone has to revel a secret about themselves, but nothing big. Just something stupid that the rest of us wouldn’t know.”
For a moment, everyone pondered, glancing between their paperwork and the sweet freedom of a sip of scotch. “Screw it,” Emily said, holding a cup out to Rossi. “I’m in. I’ll go first.” She took a sip from her cup. “So, something about me that you guys wouldn’t know is...” She went through the Rolodex in her head. Hotch could tell she had a whole load of secrets up there and was searching for a good one. “Oh, okay, so I read all the lesbian fiction and fanfiction I can find. My favorite published book is The Sea of Light by Jenifer Levin and my favorite fanfiction is this one about two badass bitches from a hospital procedural I watch.”
No one said anything and then Hotch smiled. “I thought Garcia said we had to confess a secret.”
“Shut up.”
Rossi finished pouring and Derek was the last one. “Alright, your turn, Morgan.”
“And remember we’ll know if you lie,” JJ added. 
“Okay, I’m not about to tell you what name it’s under,” he said, taking two big sips of his drink. “But I’m going to piggyback off of Emily. I am on a social media site and, in my spare time, I might...write, what some would call fanfiction about a show that I watched when I was a kid that was cancelled way too soon. My brain was constantly thinking up ways the story could’ve continued so I started writing them down. I have a...decent following.” He hated that he was blushing. “This leaves the room I will kill you all.”
Penelope’s eyes lit up. “I don’t profile that frequently, but I’ll be damned if I don’t find out what blog’s yours.”
“Baby girl, I swear. I have no doubt that you’re gonna find it. When you do, you keep your little mouth shut.”
“Our little secret.”
Quickly enough, they all finished their first drinks and had Rossi pour a second. “You guys are gonna drink me out of house and home.”
“You can afford it,” Hotch laughed. “I’ll go. Like Morgan, I will kill anyone who speaks this outside this room. But my guilty pleasure, whenever I have the time,  is taking bubble baths and listening to Frank Sinatra.”
Despite it only being the seven of them in the bullpen, the raucous laughter bounced off the walls. “You know that whenever you’re tense, we’re all gonna tell you to go take a bubble bath now, right?” Spencer said, smirking as he took a drink. 
“Watch it, Reid.” When the baby of the team couldn’t stop laughing, Hotch singled him out. “Okay, smart ass. You go.”
Spencer’s smile immediately dissolved as he combed through every facet of himself. There wasn’t a whole lot that the team didn’t know about him. Oh, I’ve got one. I talk all the time about classical music and how much I like it, but it’s not my favorite kind.”
“What is?” JJ asked, her eyebrow raised. 
“Metal. I’m obsessed with metal. Specifically Metallica, Judas Priest, Anthrax and Nightwish. I’ve been to more than 20 concerts between the four of them.”
“That screaming stuff? You like that?” Morgan asked incredulously. 
“No, no, metal isn’t actually a lot of screaming despite what people think. What you’re referencing is called screamo and I’m not into that. Makes me anxious.”
While the rest of the team asked Spencer about the different types of metal, a few of them got their drinks topped off and Spencer put Amaranth by Nightwish on in the background. “JJ, you next.”
“I don’t get to do it too often because when do we have the time, but I like cross stitching and I specifically cross-stitch inappropriate sayings like ‘eat a dick’ and ‘because fuck you, that’s why.’”
Emily begged for the ‘because fuck you, that’s why’ one and Garcia called ‘eat a dick.’ Spencer commissioned one that with the phrase, ‘try not to murder anyone today.’
“Okay, Garcia and Rossi. You’re the only two left. Your turn.” JJ said.
Rossi calmly sipped at his drink, leaving Garcia to spill the penultimate secret. “I’ve been thinking. Something stupid that you guys don’t know about me is that I’ve always been obsessed with dinosaurs. I mean ask me anything. When it comes to dinosaurs, I am Reid.”
Without missing a beat, Spencer asked, “When was the first dinosaur fossil discovered?”
“1822. Easy. And it was an Iguandon fossil. Give me a harder one.”
“What dinosaur looks like a cross between a parrot and porcupine?”
“Oh good one,” she laughed. “Can’t stump me though. That would be the Pegomastax. It’s teeth rubbing back and forth is what sharpened them.”
“Correct.”
“Damn right, I am!”
The entire team stared at their exchange in awe. “You’re both dorks,” Morgan said matter of factly.
“Well, this leads pretty effortlessly into my secret,” Rossi interjected. “I have a book draft where I roast every, single, one of you.”
Every head snapped in his direction. “What?!”
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lizzielikeborden · 4 years ago
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Grief
Request: No, just thought of it on the fly :)
Authors Note: Hey all! Please be sure to let me know when you want tagged in writing! I do have taglists started, but if you want to be tagged anytime I write for a specific character, fandom, or series please let me know to add you to the list. Requests are always open and yes I will write any type of writing. 
Summary: After one of your best friends passes away unexpectedly it becomes a murder case. Your boyfriend Spencer is assigned to the case because her death looks to be apart of more than just one killing. As if the grief was not hard enough to cope with a break in happens, and it happens to be none other than the killer himself. 
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 You couldn’t believe it. The friend you had grown up with, taking pictures with, had dozens of sleepovers with, done so many stupid things none of which either of you regretted, and loved like a sibling was gone. They were healthy and with your help kept themselves safe had somehow passed away. You could feel it in your bones, the sadness, the way you knew you would never see them again. You could never hug or laugh together or call at unreasonable hours. You no longer had anyone to call and tell those things that happened to you or the latest gossip from your family. That person was completely gone and there is nothing you could do about it. So there you stood, next to the grave hand-in-hand with the only other love you currently had. Spencer was used to seeing these things, the funeral didn’t bother him, and neither did the dead body in the casket. The only thing that got to Spencer was the deep sobs and cries coming from you. You weren’t used to these things and you especially never thought you’d be there in that situation. As the priest talked, Spencer held your hand and kept you as close as possible. Once the service was finally over, he felt the worst about having to take you away from the casket. The car was silent, Spencer didn’t know what to say or what to do. He wasn’t all that sensitive to the situation due to the nature of his job. But he didn’t wanna upset you further so he drove the two of you home. 
“Spencer.” You choked out his name quietly, you weren’t far from the apartment the two of you shared. 
“Hm? Yes?” He was a little nervous to speak, only because he was afraid of making your current situation worse.
“Please tell me you think this was an accident or natural causes.” You sighed as the car stopped. The two of looked at each other, tears fell from your eyes quietly. 
“Why are you thinking I thought anything else?” He reached a hand out and wiped the tears that just wouldn’t stop falling. 
“I remember the way you looked at me when I told you something had happened to them, and I saw how you were looking at her body. “ You stopped his hand by grabbing his wrist and he squeezed your hand tightly.
“I can’t lie to you. You know that Y/N.” He squeezed your hand a bit harder, he couldn’t look you in the eyes, he heard you take in a deep breaths and knew more sobs would follow.
You released his hand and looked down at your feet, unbuckling your seatbelt, and opening the car door. Once you stepped out you heard Spencer do the same, you weren’t mad at him, you just knew he was right. You walked faster than him almost jogging to the apartment. He followed as close behind as he could. The door was locked when you jiggled on the handle to get in, Spencer had the keys. His footsteps were close behind and soon enough directly behind you. He reached around you and unlocked the door, the second he did you bolted through and ran into the bedroom, locking yourself in. Spencer walked in way after you, he knew you were upset and wanted to give you space but also knew that too much space could have bad results. He sat on the couch for hours not sure what to do next until his phone rang. 
“Dr. Spencer Reid, who’s this.” He didn’t even care to read who it was. 
“Uh Derek? We need you down here as soon as possible there’s been a break in that triple homicide case. Turns out it is way more than triple and we have a few possible suspects. Evidence has been recovered from a death that was ruled as natural causes that it wasn’t that at all.” 
“I know, I know who you’re talking about, I just came from the funeral. I’ll be there soon.” Spencer hung up the phone before Morgan could make another comment or say anything in response to him. 
Spencer rose from his seat and walked to the bedroom door, he knocked gently, 
“You might not wanna talk to me, but I have to get in the room, I need some things for work.” He realized what he had said a little too late. 
It took a couple minutes but the knob of the door finally turned, there you stood. Puffy eyes, puffy face, tear stains, messy hair, and still with funeral clothes on. You went to move out of his way and Spencer couldn’t take it, he grabbed your arm slightly pulling you toward him. You broke down into tears, your knees gave out and you held onto his shoulders, and he held you up. 
“I know your case involves them.” You choked out. 
Spencer had no response to you, instead he held you a little tighter, you spoke again,
“If this wasn’t by nature, just figure out who did it.” You whispered. He pulled back from you, keeping his hands on your arms, he nodded yes at you,
“Before I go, please change out of the funeral clothes.” He kissed your head. You nodded and walked away from him but he followed. He couldn’t bear to see you breakdown again, so he opened the drawers and got some clothes out for you to wear. That consisted of one of his shirts and comfortable shorts. Then he stepped behind you and unzipped your dress and help you out of it and into the pajamas he picked out. You sat down on the bed and he got his brief case and some other things ready to go. Before he stepped out the bedroom door knowing you wouldn’t follow him he walked back over to you. The two of you shared a kiss and a hug. Spencer didn’t want to leave you but had to, so he did. 
Exactly three days went by, which may not seem like a long time generally but the feeling of loss and being physically alone made time stand still and never moving forward. You had only showered once and cried the entire time, you only did that because you knew if Spencer was home he would’ve helped you and made sure you took care of yourself. You tried to eat but nothing was appetizing, all you wanted to do was sleep. Mostly that is what you did besides cry and hope to hear Spencer come home. The fourth night dawned upon you and you decided to turn on the tv. You hadn’t had any noise in three days that wasn’t you. A childrens’ cartoon was on, puppet dinosaurs and bright colors came across the screen. You watched a bit, and then heard the door creak open. You automatically assumed it was Spencer so you didn’t move from your seat knowing he would hear the tv and come in. But, he didn’t, no one walked in the room. 
“Spencer?” You lightly shouted getting out of bed, you took off your covers and let your feet touch the floor. No one answered. 
You tip-toed out of the bed room, down the small hallway, and into the kitchen. There were no lights on, in fact the apartment looked even darker, and the door which should have been unlocked was locked. You could see the lock from where you stood. Something was not right but you couldn’t place it, until something hit you across the back of the head. The object wasn’t strong enough to knock you out and the aim wasn’t good enough to do so either. You fell into the counter and slid down. 
“Who the fuck are you?” You yelled. You opened one of the low cabinet doors and threw a glass bowl at them. A string of cuss words left their mouth so they either stepped on something or you hit them. 
“You know who I am.” Footsteps got closer and closer, you could feel the person getting closer until their shoes were next to the chair, you could see the shadow. You stood up and started to open cabinets and doors, taking out objects and throwing them at him. You could identify him as a man once you saw his face. He had a knife not a gun and in the dark he was tripping around and getting hit in the head with the things you were haphazardly throwing around. You began to scream the more you were running out of space to throw things and be in a tight space. The moment he got close enough to cause you serious harm the front door burst open, the lights were turned on, and guns were being pointed in every direction. You fell to the floor and he dropped his knife. He was being identified as a killer, you felt a tug on your arm, and heard Spencer’s voice,
“Y/N? Y/N!” Spencer shook you lightly. You looked at him and realized what had just happened. You jumped up into this arms and stood closely against his chest. He kept an arm around you, holding you close. You knew that killer was the one who killed your friend, you also knew that meant the case was closed. The murderer who killed your friends was put to rest, and Spencer was home. Everything was gonna be okay...
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on-maars · 4 years ago
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Home It Is, Then
Alright, I gifted this fic for @evanbucxley because that help my life (be worth your while) series was a rollercoaster of emotions and I absolutely loved it. I wanted to contribute to the Religious Guilt Eddie Diaz idea and here’s my work :)
It’s not that angsty, quite soft at times even, if you want to take your mind off things before that finale. 
Hope you’ll like it!
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When he was a little kid, Eddie used to go to Church every Sunday.
Along the years, it became a ritual. A ritual Eddie didn’t really dare to cast doubt on. This was just it. It was just the way he was raised and so Eddie continued going without objecting, without asking questions. And boys did he have some.
At first, it was simple questions. Simple questions with easy answers. Answers Eddie was taking for granted.
What does God look like? Why did He create people? Why can’t we see Him? Did He have any friends? Does He ever get lonely up there? Were there dinosaurs in the Ark?
And for a while, Eddie was happy. He was satisfied with the answers. They made sense. They were logical, and if his parents and the different priests said so, then they also had to be true, right? But then Eddie grew older, and as he grew older, the questions became more complex, more intricate, filled with confusion, wonder and doubt.
How can I trust what the bible says is true? If there is a God, then why is there so much suffering? Isn’t the chaos of the world a sign of God’s absence?
His brain was filled with them. His brain was filled with questions and hesitations and Eddie didn’t know how to make sense of them. It didn’t help that the answers were not that easy anymore. They were vague and confusing and Eddie needed clearness, he needed stability and he needed control.
And Eddie’s not so prejudiced as to think that every Christian believer out there is deemed to be narrow-minded and intolerant but that was just another aspect he could have added to the list of things that used to make him uncomfortable about the religion, how some of the most faithful members of his Church used to act, used to judge other people for being the way they were.
It wasn’t rare for Eddie to hear some disturbing comments here and there. It wasn’t loud. It wasn’t insistent. But it was there. It was weird allusions in sermons, hurtful insults in the school playground, remarks flowing in high-school hallways. Eddie couldn’t get them out of his head, and it just brought about a new series of question.
How can a loving God send anyone in Hell? How can someone be seen as ‘less than’ just because of the way they love?
Eddie didn’t like these questions. He didn’t like these questions and he liked the answers even less. And so he did the only thing that appeared to be the most sensible at that time. He started distancing himself from the religion, started skipping a few masses, a few Sundays, until his absence from his church became something more permanent, more constant.
Eddie left without looking back, practiced his faith privately, buried these questions somewhere far, far, in the back of his mind, and never really thought anything of it again.
That until he settled in Los Angeles. Until he met Buck.
And then the questions came back. They came back slowly, and then all at once.
1.
The first time it happens, it’s small. So small Eddie barely notices it.
They’re in the car. They both finished a 24 hours shift and Eddie is so tired it’s a chore just keeping his eyes open. His head rests gently on the window and his mouth slowly turns up at the edges when he realizes Buck’s been driving very gently and avoiding the holes on the road to make sure he can sleep on the way home.
He’s not sleeping though. He can’t. There are so many things he still needs to do, doing the laundry, helping Christopher with his homework, tidying the living-room that is slowly becoming a battlefield filled with Legos bricks, books about space (Christopher’s new obsession) and cars. He needs to take care of everything. He needs to take care of everything before his parents come and visit this week-end.
This was supposed to be a surprise visit – they said. We want to see our grandson . And Eddie understands. He understands his parents’ need to see his son. He understands their obsession in trying to help him. He knows it comes from a place of kindness and generosity but he can barely keep it together on a good day, he doesn’t even want to know how he would have reacted if his parents had decided to show up unannounced.
And that’s why he can’t sleep. That’s why he can’t sleep and needs to be sure that everything is taken care of before his parents show up. The last thing he wants is to give them more reasons to complain about his lifestyle and continue to think that Christopher will be better off without him.
Eddie sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose with his fingers, glancing towards Buck. His eyes fall on his best-friend’s arms and that’s when it happens. Just like that. There’s no warning, no sign, and it hits him like a tons of bricks.
He wants to hold his hand.
He wants to hold Buck’s hand.
He wants to intertwine their fingers together and rest them on his thigh.
He wants to hold it so bad it makes his own hand itchy.
But he doesn’t. Of course he doesn’t. Because that would be weird, right? That would be crossing a line. We’re just friends – he thinks. And just friends don’t do that. Sure, they hug each other, sometimes. They hug each other, they laugh together and they’re here when the other needs it but they don’t hold hands. They don’t hold hands.
“You doing okay, Eds?” Buck says and his voice is so soft Eddie almost hates him for it. Because his chest suddenly fills with warmth and Eddie doesn’t understand where it comes from. He doesn’t understand where it comes from and that scares him. And so he doesn’t mention it and pretends it never happened.
“Yeah.” He says, but his face betrays him. “Yeah, I’m okay. Just lots of stuff to think about. With-”
“With your parents.” Buck finishes with a knowing smile and Eddie can’t stop himself from smiling back at him. Because it’s his best-friend, right there. His best-friend who always knows what’s going on inside his head, his best-friend who sometimes even understands him better than he understands himself.
Eddie nods and suddenly Buck parks his car next to his house. He wants to move but his body feels like cement. Every single one of his muscles is as heavy as lead and he barely has time to register they’ve made it home that Buck is already opening the passenger’s door, unfastening his seat-belt and guiding him towards the house.
It’s quiet. Christopher is not home yet. He’s still at school and Carla is taking him home today. Eddie takes off his shoes and throws them away, sighing at the mess around him. He’s about to lean down to start picking toys but then he can feel Buck’s hand on his waist and his whole body freezes. And he doesn’t know if it’s something that Buck always does, he doesn’t know if it’s something that is completely normal in their relationship and that he’s only freaking out since his weird awakening in the car, but the thing is that he still freezes. His entire body tenses.
Not because he doesn’t like it. Quite the contrary. The only thing he really wants is to lean in on the touch and feel his best-friend’s strong arms around his back.
“Hey, none of that.” Buck says gently. “Go to bed. Take a nap. I’ll tidy everything, do the laundry and prepare something to eat for you guys.”
“Buck, you’re tired too, I can’t ask you to do that.” Eddie disagrees but his body is already swaying. Fortunately for him, Buck is here to catch him and one second later, Eddie’s chin is resting on his shoulder, unable to stop himself from breathing in the scent of what he guesses is smoke and Buck’s aftershave.
“You’re not asking.” Buck answers. “I offered. I’ll be gone when you wake up.”
“You can stay.” Eddie remarks. “Christopher’ll be thrilled.”
“Is he the only one who’ll be thrilled?” Buck asks, and Eddie can hear the hesitation in his voice. “If I stay, I mean.”
“I’m always happy when you stay.” Eddie admits, too tired to even register the words coming out of his mouth.
“Alright. Then I'll stay.”
2.
The second time it happens, Eddie’s in denial.
He’s sitting on the couch, Buck by his side. It’s been a long, hard shift and they’re all trying to make the best of the few restful minutes they have. The alarm hasn’t rung out again yet and Eddie is silently praying that it won’t until he can get home to Christopher.
Eddie tries to hold back a yawn as he sweeps the room with his eyes. Chimney is slumped on the sofa, his phone in his right hand and a small smile on his face. There’s only one person who can make him smile that way. Maddie.
Hen is also seated, but at the table. There is a book placed in front of her but from the way her eyes keep checking at her watch, Eddie knows he’s not the only one hoping for a calm, uneventful end of shift. Bobby is nowhere to be seen but the door to his office is ajar, meaning he’s most certainly inside and taking care of the boring, administrative part of the job.
And then, there’s Buck. Buck, strangely focused on a book about space Christopher recommended to him a week before. His arm is wrapped around Eddie’s shoulders and Eddie would be lying if he said the way Buck’s fingers absentmindedly trace small patterns on his chest isn’t comforting. It is, and Eddie almost wishes he’d never stop.
I don’t want him to stop – he thinks. And here it is again. That feeling. That weird, gut-wrenching sensation. He doesn’t understand it. And he’s not sure he even wants to.
Because he knows, deep down. He knows that the reason why he always feels so safe and comfortable whenever Buck is around isn’t so far-fetched and out of reach. It’s a pretty obvious reason, really. It’s simple. Easy. But Eddie’s not quite sure he’s ready to face all the consequences and the intimate and personal soul-searching questions that come along with it.
And so he stays silent and says nothing, still hoping that if he denies it for a considerable amount of time then that feeling will just go away on its own.
But then, Buck slowly extricates himself from his embrace and Eddie straight-up whines at the loss of physical contact and suddenly there’s nothing more he wants but for the ground to swallow him whole.
But Buck doesn’t judge him, oh no. And that may be the worst part. The way his best-friend always seems to be gentle, cautious, soft when it comes to Eddie. This time isn’t any different. A small smile slowly creeps on his face and Buck turns his head around, presses a small kiss on his hair, his right hand on his chest.
“Be right back, Eds.” He says, and takes a few steps towards the stairs.
Eddie sighs and only realizes his eyes are closed when he hears the small snort coming from Chimney. He opens them again and finds his friend watching him with a knowing expression on his face.
“So have you told him, yet?” Chimney asks. His tone is teasing and Eddie frowns.
“Told him what?” Eddie inquiries, his voice fragile. He doesn’t want to go there. Not yet. Not here.
“You do know he’s only waiting for you to acknowledge what’s already there, right?” His co-worker asks and that’s all it takes for Eddie’s breathing to become ragged, erratic.
Suddenly, the room is smaller. The room is smaller and Eddie’s pretty sure he’s going to suffocate if he stays here any longer.
“Hey, wah Eddie I was- I was kidding. I just thought that with the way you were acting, maybe you’d-”
“Chim.” Hen warns him and takes a few careful steps towards Eddie.
“Eddie-”
“I can’t do this.” Eddie cuts in. “I can’t do this, right now. I’m sorry.” He says, and goes down the stairs as fast as he can.
Once outside, he starts crying.
3.
The third time it happens, it’s more earth-shattering for Eddie.
He’s in the locker-room. He just came out of the shower and he's slowly getting dressed, satisfied when the comforting fabric of his civilian clothes touch his skin. It’s always been therapeutic for him, slipping on his clothes after a long day at work. There’s nothing quite like it. It feels like coming back home. He can finally let go of all the things he’s seen during his shift and focus on the other parts of his life. His son. His friends. His hobbies.
He loves his job, wouldn’t trade it for anything else in the world. But god only knows how much he needs the breaks sometimes.
He’s putting on his jumper and is about to do the same with his shoes but that’s when he sees him. Buck. His friend seemingly only got out from the shower and he’s walking towards him with only a towel covering his waist.
And Eddie should be fine. He should be fine. He’s seen his friend naked a thousand times before and it’s no news to him that Buck is good-looking but this time is different. This time, Eddie’s all hot and bothered and finds himself daydreaming about pining his best-friend to the locker and kissing straight on the mouth.
“Enjoying the view?” Buck teases him, and Eddie wants to huff out a laugh. He wants to tease him back like he always does but he’s incapable of pronouncing the slightest words. How can he? How can he while the part of himself he’s been trying so hard to conceal all those years threaten to burst out of him and expose his heart to the rest of the world? He can’t.
“I need to go.” He says. Because right now, the easy way out is to flee. Again.
“Eds, I was only kid-”
“I’ll see you tomorrow, Buck.” He cuts in, rushing to put on his shoes and take his bag. He slams the door of his locker and locks himself in his car, driving until he’s back home, safe.
4.
The fourth time it happens, it’s during a conversation Eddie has with Hen.
It was supposed to be a simple conversation. They were both seated at Bobby and Athena’s table, exchanging small talks and jokes in-between.
The 118 all decided to gather together to celebrate Chimney’s birthday and everything was going great. Everything was going great. Hen was telling him all about Denny’s experience in eighth grade and how this one was thrilled at the idea of seeing Christopher again tonight. Everything was going great, that’s why Eddie doesn’t understand why he finds himself blurting out these next few words.
“When did you realize you were into girls?” Eddie asks, and instantly regrets saying them. But it’s too late, now. They’re out in the open and he can’t take them back. And from the way Hen looks at him with a soft expression, she’s just happy he’s finally brave enough to open up.
“I’ve never really had a grand awakening like you can see in movies or series.” Hen says. “I guess it was just – always there. In a way. When I grew up, I could see that while all my friends were talking about boys, my attention was just more focused on girls.” She adds, keeping her voice low. She knows how important and new that talk is to Eddie, and she wants to create a safe space, a safe place where Eddie is free to voice all his fears, all his worries.
And Eddie’s grateful. He’s just not so sure if he’s ready to move forward with that conversation, nor if Bobby and Athena’s house is the most suited place to do that.
“Why do you ask?” She eventually asks, giving him the choice to retract or to dig in a bit deeper.
“I just-” Eddie starts but the words get stuck in his throat once again. “I-” He tries again, and fails a second time. He bites his lower lip and closes his eyes fiercely for a few seconds, trying to muster enough courage. In vain.
In the end, he realizes he doesn’t need to say anything. His eyes do it for him. They fall on Buck who’s seated on the ground with Christopher and Denny, seemingly very engrossed in whatever game they’re playing. It’s sweet – Eddie decides. His best-friend has always been so good and comfortable around kids and Eddie still remembers him saying that he probably would have ended up being a teacher if it wasn’t for his vocation as a firefighter.
Buck seems to feel his gaze on him because the next second, this one looks up and offers him one of these smiles. One of these soft smiles that makes Eddie feel all warm and at peace. He wishes it could stop. But it doesn’t. It doesn’t and against his better judgment Eddie finds himself smiling when his best-friend mouths “ you okay? ” in his direction. He nods, and lowers his eyes down.
“Eddie.” Hen starts, her tone carefully controlled. “I’m pretty sure he’d be ready to wait a lifetime if you’d ask him to.”
And it’s supposed to be comforting words, Eddie knows that, but it only fills him with even more unease and anxiety.
How much time does he still need? How much time until he realizes there’s nothing wrong with feeling that way?
Having the possibility to ask him such a huge thing doesn’t mean he should.
5.
The fifth time it happens, it’s Eddie’s fault.
They’re in his kitchen. Christopher is away having a sleepover at one of his friend’s and they have the house to themselves.
Eddie is slowly stirring his Abuela’s chicken soup while Buck is seated on the counter, teasing him and guiding him through the recipe with that bossy tone of his.
And Eddie? Well Eddie is done for.
“Are you planning on helping me or not?” Eddie asks, rolling his eyes at his friend when Buck leans over to make sure Eddie is following the recipe to the letter.
“Nop.” He smiles. “I quite like seeing you all flustered.” He adds, and there’s an implicit meaning behind his words that makes Eddie’s heart flutter. And he doesn’t understand what pushes him to say what he answers next. Maybe it’s the way Buck looks at him. Maybe it’s the accumulated unresolved tension that seems to linger in the atmosphere whenever they’re together. Maybe it’s just another one of his boosts of confidence.
“Oh yeah?” Eddie dares saying after a few seconds, raising his eyebrows in a suggested manner. Buck seems surprised. He opens his eyes wide but then a soft smile stretches his lips and his face softens. Eddie knows what it all means. He’s been friends with him for three years and he has quickly become an expert when it comes to Buck’s silent communication.
It’s an invitation. An invitation to finally acknowledge the elephant in the room and to take their relationship to the next level. And Eddie’s not sure if he’s ready. He’s not sure if he’s ready but then Buck spreads his legs a bit more apart than they were a few seconds ago and Eddie’s common sense goes up in smoke. He surges forward and slips in-between Buck’s legs to crash their lips together.
It’s not gentle. It’s heated and it’s desperate and it’s filled with a sense of urgency. And Buck doesn’t waste any second to kiss him back with just as much vigor. He cups Eddie’s cheeks with his hands and brings him closer, biting his lower lip to demand access to his mouth, which the other man just accepts. Their tongues fight for dominance for a while, a battle that each of them are more than happy to participate in. Buck hums slightly against his mouth and Eddie is pretty sure it’s just another one of his very vivid dreams.
Except that it’s not. It’s very real and Eddie’s hands are everywhere. On Buck’s shoulders, on his neck, on his hair, on his waist. It’s everywhere and Eddie suddenly struggles to breathe. He’s breathless and panting and the next thing he knows, tears are rolling down his cheeks. They’re still kissing but it doesn’t take Buck more than a minute to realize he’s crying. He cradles his chin gently and breaks the kiss, wiping his tears with his thumbs.
“Hey.” He says.
“I’m sorry.” Eddie starts. “I’m sorry, I just-”
“I know.” Buck only answers, and it’s like his eyes are piercing through his very soul. “I know.” He repeats, sealing their lips in another kiss. This time, it’s gentler, softer, and if Eddie’s right hand slips underneath Buck’s shirt and wraps itself around his waist, well then nobody needs to know about it, only Buck. Only Buck, who smiles and just throws his shirt over his head, discarding it on the floor.
Buck is still seated on the kitchen counter and when their lips connect again, Eddie places his hands on Buck’s thighs, moaning against his lips when his friend runs his hands through his hair, pulling down at his locks.
And this would have been fine. This would have been fine if Buck hadn’t moved his arms from his hair to his waist, bringing them closer until their crotches touch. Because then Eddie is suddenly hit with the realization of what they’re currently doing. He’s kissing his best-friend. He’s making out with his best-friend and he’s obviously undeniably turned on. His body jumps with surprise and as if electrocuted by his touch, Buck’s hands suddenly disappear from his body, giving him space.
Eddie takes a step back as if struck by lightning, watching his best-friend with his mouth agape. Buck is staring at him, too. His hair disheveled, his cheeks red and his lips swollen. Eddie doubts he’s in a much better state and the panic is suddenly boiling in his chest. It’s not a light stressed feeling he often has when he’s on a call, oh no. It’s a full blown panic attack that makes his heart’s beat go faster until it’s the only thing he can feel, a deep and earth-shattering anxiety that makes him feel dizzy.
“I need to go.” He blurts out.
“Eddie, wait.” Buck says, catching his wrist with his hand. “You don’t need to go. We can talk about it. Whatever you need.”
“I-” Eddie starts but his eyes start watering again. “I can’t. I’m sorry. I need to go.” He repeats, rushing outside.
There, he walks. He walks, ignoring the way Buck is still calling out his name from the porch. He walks and walks and walks, and ignores how the rain pounds harsh against him, soaking him to the bones. He walks until his steps lead him to Bobby’s house. It’s quiet. The house is silent but there’s still a light on in the living-room and that’s what pushes Eddie to knock on the door a few times. His gestures are slow and weak and for a moment, Eddie wonders if someone heard him but then the door is being pushed open and Bobby’s there, watching him, his eyes filled with confusion, and worry.
“Eddie? What are you doing here?” He asks. “Everything okay?”
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“I- I kissed Buck.” He blurts out.
A flash of understanding crosses his Captain’s eyes and he moves to the side to invite him in. Eddie takes a few steps inside and ignores the way Athena looks at him with compassion before disappearing in their bedroom. Because he doesn’t want compassion. He doesn’t want pity. He wants to understand. He wants to understand what’s going on inside his own head.
“Does he know you’re here?” Bobby asks. “Buck. Does he know you’re here?”
Eddie shakes his head, watching Bobby sighs as he takes his cellphone from his back pocket, most likely to send a quick text to Buck and puts an end to his endless anxious thoughts.
Athena comes back from the room with a fresh towel and a pair of sweatpants and an old jumper, probably belonging to Bobby. Eddie thanks her silently and locks himself in the bathroom, discarding his clothes in the laundry basket. He sighs and dries his body as much as he can before getting dressed with his captain’s clothes. He comes back in the living-room and rubs his wet hair with the towel.
“Sit down.” Bobby tells him, pointing at the chair. Eddie complies and looks down at his hands, his fingers twitching. He closes his eyes and bites his lower lip to hold back the sobs that threaten to rack his body any second.
“I kissed him, Cap.” He repeats, his voice weak, his eyes staring at Bobby, almost pleadingly. Pleading for what, he doesn’t know, but pleading all the same. “I kissed him, and then I- I freaked out. I freaked out and I left him there all alone and I just fled.”
“Why did you freak out?” Bobby asks, his eyes filled with understanding.
“I don’t know!” Eddie exclaims, huffing out a nervous laugh. “I don’t know, I-”
“Is it something he did that made you uncomfortable?”
“No!” Eddie instantly answers. “No, he was- it’s Buck, Bobby, he just- as soon as he saw I was starting to freak out, he just stopped. And I started it. I kissed him. Hell I wanted to kiss him.”
“Were you scared?” Athena intervenes. “Because it’s okay if you were, Eddie." She adds, and then speaks again, more carefully: "This is- This is new to you, right?”
“No. I mean yes.” He says, closing his eyes fiercely for a few seconds. “It was just… I’m not new to the kissing game obviously, even if it was only with… Only with girls. Why would a guy be any different, though?” He asks, mostly to himself. “I don’t understand why I’m so- Am I being homophobic?” He opens his eyes wide, panic clearly shown on his face. “Oh my god, I am, aren’t I? But I don’t-”
“Eddie.” Bobby cuts in. “You’re not being homophobic. Or maybe you are. But not in the sense you’re thinking of.”
“How many senses are there in being homophobic, Bobby? Either you are or you’re not, this is ridiculous.” Eddie snaps. Bobby marks a pause, looks at Athena for a few seconds and speaks again when she nods.
“Eddie, have you ever felt any different around Hen?” He asks, and Eddie shakes his head. “Did you ever view her any differently just because she’s attracted to girls or because she’s married to a woman?”
“No, of course not.” Eddie instantly answers.
“And what about you?” Athena asks.
“What about me?” Eddie repeats, confused.
“Have you ever viewed yourself differently because you’re attracted to Buck? Because you’re attracted to a man?” Athena adds, and Eddie’s breath catches in his throat.
For a few seconds, a deep silence settles in the room. “I- I guess.” He admits. “Yes.” He adds, more confidently. “I just- The way I was raised, it- it was very traditional. It’s always been that way and it- it doesn’t let you much of a choice.” He explains. “My parents, they- they weren’t homophobic. I mean, I don’t think they were. Not outwardly, at least. Not on purpose. But- there just never was any option for me. I was- I was just supposed to be straight. Everything else, it- it didn’t matter. It didn’t exist. Not really.”
“Eddie, you probably internalized a lot of homophobia throughout the years. Even without knowing.” Bobby says carefully. “It only makes sense that it’s so hard for you to accept the fact that you like another man. That you like Buck.”
“I don’t like him.” Eddie shakes his head. “I- I'm pretty sure I’m in love with him.”
Athena smiles. “This boy makes it hard not to fall in love with him.” She adds, and Eddie huffs out a laugh, wiping the tears with the sleeve of his jumper. Bobby’s jumper.
“Right?” Eddie nods knowingly. “He’s bloody annoying, though. And stubborn as hell. And god, sometimes he really can be a pain in the ass but it’s-”
“It’s Buck.” Bobby finishes for him, smiling.
“Yeah.” Eddie nods. “It’s Buck.” He adds. “God, I really screwed up, didn’t I?”
“Nah.” His Captain only says. “I think you’re okay. I mean from the…” He says, taking his cellphone in his hands. “15? No. 16 messages I just received from him, I’m pretty confident in saying that you’re already forgiven. He just worries about you.”
“Of course he does.” Eddie complains, lowering his eyes. “As I said. Bloody annoying.” He repeats, quieter, and this earns him a few laughter from Athena and Bobby.
“You want to be with him, right?” Athena asks, and Eddie’s pretty sure that’s the easiest question he’s been asked in his entire life.
“Yeah.” He answers. “Yeah, of course I want to be with him.” He admits. “I’m just scared. Anxious. Embarrassed.”
“Embarrassed?”
“I’m a grown man, Athena. I’m a grown ass man and I- I'm pretty sure I’ve always known, deep down, that I was- that I was gay. Or at least I think that I knew. I was just trying to convince myself that I wasn’t. And I- God I almost did it. I almost did it. And I- Besides that, I’m just bad at- I’m bad at this relationship thing, man. I’m not sure- I’m not sure it’s for me. Maybe it isn’t. And Buck, he- he just loves so freely, you know? So freely and so… So openly. How can I compete with that? He’s going to get sick of me. It’s just a matter of time.” Eddie goes on and whirls his head around when he hears Bobby snort.
“Eds, Buck’s like my kid and trust me when I say that he would never get sick of you even if you tried.” Bobby says. “Eddie, he loves you and Chris to the moon and back and nothing’s going to change that. You’re it for him.”
“The amount of times we had to sit through his rants about you guys.” Athena rolls her eyes. “It’s actually quite sickening. How much he holds the both of you dear to his heart.”
Eddie runs one of his hands through his hair. There’s only one thing left to do. He stands up and is about to reach for his cellphone when he realizes he’s left it on the kitchen table. He bites his lower lip and sighs at the idea of Buck pacing back and forth in his living-room, worried sick about him.
“I should probably go back there, right?” Eddie asks, and there’s a few knocks on the door at the same time.
“Pretty sure he beat you to it.” Bobby remarks and he doesn’t need to walk towards the front door that this one is already wide open and Buck comes rushing in the living-room, his eyes wide, until he catches Eddie’s gaze and only then his entire face softens.
His eyes shuttle back and forth as if performing an internal scan of Eddie’s face, making sure he’s not hurt, making sure he’s safe. Eddie smiles softly at him and he nods.
“I’m okay.” He says.
“Thank god.” Buck breathes, crossing the few feet separating them with a quick step to engulf him into a bone crushing hug. He lets his hand run through his hair a few times and Eddie closes his eyes, burying his face in the crook of his neck.
“Sorry I ran away from you like that, I- I freaked out.” He admits and only smiles when Buck presses his lips against his hair.
“Doesn’t matter. You’re here now.” He says, his teasing mode switched to standby mode. And that’s another thing Eddie loves about him. Buck always knows perfectly well how to act around him, when to push him, when to tease him and more importantly when to stop. This is one of those moments and Buck is aware of it. There’s not the slightest tease in his tone, not the slightest hint of amusement, only comfort.
Bobby and Athena are both gone and Eddie is grateful for the privacy they both decided to give them.
“So you’re good, yeah?” Buck asks.
“Yeah.” Eddie answers. “Yeah. All good.” He adds, smiling when Buck’s hands cup his cheeks once again, pecking him on the lips.
“What’s going on then? How can I help?” Buck instantly asks, his brows furrowed with concern.
“Well as stupid as it sounds, I just freaked out because- because of the ‘guy’ thing.”
“Are you trying to tell me I’m your gay awakening?” Buck says, and his teasing mode is back on, which only makes Eddie laugh, rolling his eyes at him.
“That’s exactly what I’m trying to say.” Eddie smiles.
“Well, it’s not stupid.” Buck adds softly. “Far from it.” He insists. “If you need time to figure it out, I’m more than happy to give it to you. Otherwise, we can just go as slow or as fast as you want. You pick the pace. I’ll be right next to you, either way. Okay?” Buck asks.
“Okay.” Eddie answers, tracing Buck’s birthmark with his thumb.
“What do you wanna do, right now?”
“Home.” Eddie instantly says. “I wanna go back home.”
“Alright, then.” Buck smiles. “Home it is, then."
Home it is, then.
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cheeseburgersstuff · 4 years ago
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Life As We Know It
Ransom Drysdale x Reader
Warnings: language, mistakes, shitty writing...(2.7k words shit)
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“I can’t believe you are doing this” Ransom scoffed sitting on the couch watching his best friend fixing his tie. Peter turned towards him and a frown. “What do you mean by that” 
“I mean look at you, we used to have so much fun but then you suddenly decided to get married,” Ransom said, making peter roll his eyes. 
“You are saying this because you have never experienced love but one day ransom you will be standing there trying to fix this damn thing and I’ll not help you” Peter spat, still struggling with the tie. 
Ransom stood up and helped his friend. “You know that’s not gonna happen. I don’t do this love shit.” 
“Yeah, I know. You are an asshole. I mean you even didn’t take y/n out that day ``Peter sighed remembering, setting him up with her to- be- wife’s best friend. 
“Oh god. Stop it, Peter, she was such a bitch to me, I was just an hour late and she insulted me in front of all those people.” 
Peter didn’t say anything, knowing Ransom wouldn’t accept his mistake…
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“Omg, Alice you look so beautiful.” y/n said, her eyes filled with tears to see her best friend getting married. 
“I’m so nervous, it’s time, right,” Alice said pacing around the room. y/n nodded and led her outside where everyone was waiting for them. 
There she saw ransom standing beside Peter as his best man and suddenly her mood was spoiled because of his face. She knew he was going to be there but she wanted to avoid him.
The ceremony started and when the priest announced them as husband and wife, ransom made a gagging noise, which to her surprise everyone laughed at. 
y/n shook her head in annoyance. He was such an asshole. 
The whole evening went without any hitch, ransom got busy with some chick and y/n was enjoying her time with her friends. 
And finally, it was time for speeches. Everyone made their speeches, even Ransom. y/n waited for everyone to finish, for her emotional speech. 
But when it was finally her turn suddenly a tipsy ransom started the music and danced interrupting her in the middle. She felt so mad and was ready to hit him when Alice pulled her into a hug.  It wasn’t the first time ransom was being an asshole to her, they had always been like this especially after the date, Peter and Alice set up for them.
 Everyone knew about the rivalry so they ignored the rude intrusion of Ransom.
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The next time the two saw each other was on Sophie’s 1st birthday. Ransom didn’t want to go but for the sake of his friend, he went there and because he was the co-god parent as well.
On the other hand, y/n was excited and was preparing the birthday cake for Sophie’s birthday. Ransom and Peter entered the kitchen. Ransom was picking up Sophie and brought her near the cake. 
Sophie giggled seeing the bright colors on the cake. “You like it, baby. You like your cake” y/n cooed at her but suddenly barfed and started to cry. 
Fortunately, the cake wasn’t ruined but ransom was laughing loudly. Alice stood up and took the baby in her hands.
 “Omg this is hilarious,” ransom said, teasing y/n only to receive a deadly glare from her. 
“Oh you two, don’t start now. She must have overfed” peter jabbed in before they could start to fight. 
Everyone gathered in the living room for the cake cutting. Alice put Sophie in y/n’s hand and mentioned her to cut the cake. y/n looked at her in confusion but did it anyway. Peter also pushed ransom in their direction.
 “Go on, you both are the Godparents” And with that, they both grabbed Sophie’s hand and cut the cake. Everyone cheered, making the baby giggle. “Say cheese,” 
Alice said and clicked a picture of them. Everything was perfect, all of them were living happily. Sophie with her parents, ransom his bachelor life and y/n focusing on her career.
 But suddenly everything was shattered when both y/n and ransom received a call of the accident. y/n was in the hospital when ransom came and saw her. Her eyes were swollen because of crying. Ransom looked at her in questioning but she shook her head. 
The doctor came out and declared their friend’s death. y/n couldn’t control herself and began to sob.Ransom reluctantly, pulled her into his arms. 
They both were worried about Sophie, she was too small for all of this.
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The next day they were called by Peter’s and Alice’s lawyer to their house. They both were sitting awkwardly next to each other, waiting for the lawyer to explain things. 
And the things they had been told about blew their minds. “What?” they both declared. 
The man in front of them just nodded. 
“They made you both the joint guardians of her,” he told them again. 
“What does that mean,” ransom said. 
“How could we do anything. How are we both gonna take care of her?” y/n cut him off. 
“Well, it’s all up to you. But whatever you guys decide, just remember if you couldn’t take good care of her they’ll put her for adoption.” 
“They, who they?” ransom asked incredulously.
“Child protection services. They gonna observe you both for few months before you guys officially become her parents” 
“Parents? We are not even married” Ransom yelled. But he just shrugged in response and stood up to leave. 
y/n kept sitting in her seat, without moving. She was too shocked to understand anything. One second she was celebrating with her friends and the other, she was a mother? 
But Ransom’s condition was even worse than her. He was worried about his life, he never wanted to be a father, he never wanted to settle down. But it wasn’t an issue right. The CPS wouldn’t be satisfied with them both and… Sophie would go to some orphanage and then some family would adopt her. 
He didn’t know why but thinking about that made him feel worse than before. Sophie wasn’t an orphan, his friends made them her godparents. 
He looked towards y/n who was still sitting there. “What are we gonna do?” he asked, for the first time like a normal person. 
“I think… we should try this. For Sophie, for them” …
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It was a tough decision, they both knew. But somehow they both started to tolerate each other. They still fight but not as usual.
And surprisingly ransom was enjoying this life, with Sophie. He was preparing the milk bottle for her because y/n was taking too long in the shower. 
Sophie was crying in front of the TV which ransom thought to switch on to distract her. “Shh... it’s okay baby, here I come” 
Ransom ran towards her with the bottle and took her in his arms. Sophie started to feed, with her eyes now glued to the tv screen. And suddenly it was peaceful.
y/n came downstairs after some time, her hair was still wet, and saw ransom sleeping in an awkward position with Sophie comfortable on his chest. 
It had barely three weeks since they were living together and y/n’s opinion about ransom was starting to change. He still was an asshole but he could be responsible too. 
He had helped her so much, always volunteered to take Sophie out whenever y/n would be working from home, he sometimes helped in changing her diaper as well. 
She walked towards them silently and bent to take Sophie from his grip. Her face was too close to ransom and her wet hair touched his cheek making him open his eyes. 
y/n’s breath got stuck in her throat when he opened his eyes. Ransom on the other hand didn’t understand anything that moment but then he looked down, their hands were touching as they both were grabbing the little girl. 
Ransom gave her to y/n and sat up. y/n turned towards Sophie’s room to put her in the crib. 
When she came back ransom was still there. 
“Have you eaten anything?” y/n asked as she was warming her food in the oven. Ransom shook his head, so she served him too. 
They both kept eating in silence. And for the first time, y/n thought maybe they could handle this whole guardian thing but god she was so wrong. 
The very next day they fought. 
It was evening when she was ransom getting ready to go out. 
“Oh, you are going somewhere?” ransom hummed without looking at her. “Well, take Sophie too then cuz I’ll be going soon too. I’ll have to meet a client” she said. 
“At this time?” he asked incredulously. y/n nodded and tried to give Sophie to him. 
“No, I’m going on a date okay. I can’t take her” he stepped back. 
“God ransom! Date?? I have a meeting to attend, can't you go tomorrow?” she asked but he just shrugged. 
“No, I gotta go, you change your plans this time” and before she could reply ransom went out of the house.
y/n let out a frustrated sigh and called her Eva, her colleague to ask her to keep Sophie for a few hours. 
But the time she dropped Sophie to her house and went to the meeting she was twenty minutes late. 
“I’m so sorry for being late Mr. James.” she apologized but the man just shook his head complaining how long he was waiting for her. 
Aside from that, the meeting went well and she came back home with Sophie. She was still pissed at Ransom. 
Couldn’t he wait for one day to bang a chick? She wanted to yell at him but he didn’t come home and eventually she fell asleep. 
It was past midnight when ransom came and saw her sleeping on the couch. He ignored her and went towards his bedroom locking it from inside.  He knew there was a war coming tomorrow. But now he was too tired to think anything so he just went to his bed…
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The next morning ransom went to the kitsch where y/n was making her breakfast. “Can I have some too?” he asked, his voice hoarse from sleeping. 
“Go ask the chick you banged last night.” her reply made him annoyed. 
“Oh C’mon y/n, it’s too early for your shit” he scoffed which made her angrier. 
“My shit Ransom? I was humiliated last night because of you,” she yelled but before he could reply the doorbell rang. 
He turned away from her and walked to open the door. A woman dressed up professionally was standing there. 
“Hello, you must be Mr. Drysdale,” she said. 
“Ransom” he replied grumpily. 
“I’m Jenny, your CPS caseworker,” she said and walked inside. She looked all over the house, and ransom was internally panicking. 
y/n came outside and saw the woman. “Hello,” Jenny greeted and explained her reason to come. y/n and ransom sat in front of her, as if were in some interview. 
“Where is the baby?” she asked them. y/n got up with a smile and brought a sleepy sophie downstairs. 
Sophie looked comfortable with y/n as if she was with her own mother. Their behavior with Sophie satisfied Jenny but she felt them a bit rude with each other. 
Their answers were not the same about Sophie's routine. 
“Well, you don’t know that cuz I took her for check up last week.” y/n whispered angrily to ransom. 
“Oh so now you're gonna act as if I don’t do anything for her? I was the one cleaning her shit when you were too busy with your work but look I didn’t complain like you” 
But before y/n could reply back Jenny cleared her throat awkwardly making them look in her way. 
“Well, look, you guys are really good with sophie. Trust me I've seen so many worst cases but what I’m worried about is you two. If you couldn’t adjust with each other how you gonna keep Sophie as a family. So it’s better you decide to patch up or we could look for a new family” jenny declared and stood up to leave. 
“Two more weeks, before that, decide whatever you want."
y/n and ransom watched her go and sighed. y/n sat on the couch. 
“We can’t do this.” she whispered to herself. “We can’t be them, they were perfect, they never fought. And look at us.” she chuckled. 
Ransom frowned at her but agreed. “You are right. This was never going to work out. I’m even surprised I made up this far.” he scoffed. 
That day no one talked to each other. Even Sophie could feel something was wrong. She looked up at ransom and cooed gaining his attention. Ransom looked down and smiled at her. 
“D..da..d” she made, grabby hands towards him. His breath stuck in his throat hearing those words. Who knew someone would call ransom drysdale a dad? and he would even like it?!!
And that moment ransom knew there was no way he would let anyone take the single chance to live a happy life… 
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y/n was in her room packing her things. She thought she would be happy but she wasn’t. Living with ransom and Sophie became normal, just like they were a family. 
But they weren’t perfect, as a family should be. 
y/n was looking under the bed to find her things when she saw a box. She pulled it out and saw dvd’s and albums inside it. 
It was all Peter and Alice, the moments they captured. The wedding, honeymoon and when Alice got pregnant. 
“No Peter not blue” Alice yelled behind the camera. They were painting the baby’s room. 
“But she will love blue sweetheart. Not all girls are the same” peter argued. 
And then the video ended with their silly arguments, just like her and ransom. Wait, did she just compare her and ransom with them?
“So they weren’t perfect either” ransom voice came from behind. She turned to look at him, expecting him to wear a smug smile but he wasn’t. 
There was a weird sadness in his eyes. y/n shrugged. 
‘Does it matter. They are gone and now we will be too,” she wanted to cry for sophie. 
Ransom walked towards her and kneel down. “Last try? And this time not just for Sophie or them…. But for each other too?” his eyes were filled with hope. 
“This time, i won’t be late. I promise”  y/n chuckled, the tears spilling from her eyes. “You better not be” 
Ransom smiled and kissed her hand. 
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Two years passed and the small arguments between Random and y/n were still there. But what’s the fun without arguments? These little things are what makes a perfect family.
“C'mon sophie come to me” y/n said. It was Sophie's second birthday and yes, y/n made the cake this time as well. 
Ransom chuckled seeing Sophie ignoring y/n and continued doing her thing. 
“Hey, princess come to me, it’s time to cut the yummy cake” hearing his voice, Sophie giggled and took small steps towards ransom. 
Y/n watched them with a wide open mouth which only made ransom smirk. 
“You know she loves me more, she even called dad first.” saying that ransom ran away before y/n could burst out on him. 
Everyone was present there, their friends, family, celebrating her birthday. It was the best time for ransom. So after eating the cake he walked towards y/n who was laughing with her friend. 
He tapped her shoulder making her turn. Ransom knelt on his knees and took out a hand. Everyone gasped seeing this. 
“Never in my life I thought I would do this, but y/n… you made me do this, you made me experience what love is. And now I want the same thing Peter did.” 
Sophie came from behind with a small black box and gave it to ransom. “So y/n y/l/n, Will you do me the honor of becoming my wife?" ” 
Y/n jumped out of excitement and nodded her head. Ransom placed the ring on her finger and stood up to kiss her. 
Everyone cheered at the couple. 
She looked at her parents smiling at each other, a picture of them smiling was hanging on the wall from Sophie's first birthday.
And that moment both, ransom and y/n thanked their friends to choose them as the guardians...
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dignitywhatdignity · 3 years ago
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The Sorcerer's Apprentice
Spoilers ahead for Spider-Man: No Way Home
"Please," begged Ned.
"No, I -- Look, why are you even asking me this?" demanded Strange.
"I have the gift!" Ned pressed. "You saw me! I can do the portals! I need to be trained!"
"Kid -- and I say this genuinely, no sarcasm -- you've got potential. Really. I'm all for you getting properly trained. But it just doesn't work that way! You need to spend years learning, and practicing, and meditation, and learning the rules of magic, of the universe, inside and out, so you know just how to break them and how to rebuild them from the pieces."
"So, like, a PhD program."
"Exactly!" Strange said. "You need a PhD in magic, but instead you're going off to get a PhD in... I don't know, something with computers that I don't understand because I got my advanced degrees in medicine way back when your parents were children and dinosaurs still roamed the earth."
"Dinosaurs still rom the earth, sir," Ned noted. "I literally just saw a pigeon fly past that window."
"That is not even remotely--"
"No, you're right. But here's the thing. Before there were accredited colleges and the ponzi scheme that is the student loan industrial complex--"
"MJ?" Wong cut in.
"Of course. So before all that, if you wanted to be a doctor, or a lawyer, or like anything other than, like, an Episcopal priest, you got an apprenticeship. They still do in the trades, but there's a cultural elitism that stigmatizes those careers."
"More MJ?" Strange asked with a sigh.
"Nah, that's just Tumblr. Anyway, I assume the same goes for magic, right? I mean, even Mickey Mouse was a sorcerer's apprentice!"
"Yeah, I know even the travesty that was Fantasia 2000 was before your time, but you've got to know that that didn't work out so well for Mickey."
Ned turned on his best puppy dog eyes. "Maybe his teacher wasn't as good as mine?"
Wong didn't even bother hiding his laughter at this point.
Strange shook his head. "How do I even know you, again?"
"Oh, I have a theory about that!" Ned said. "Well, technically it's a hypothesis. Anyway, I figure there was some kind of magical epic battle where you had to, like, recruit everyone with magical potential to help save the universe, but the only way for it to not royally screw it up is to erase all our memories?"
"That's ridiculous," Strange grumbled.
"Actually, it tracks," Wong answered.
"Don't you have somewhere to be?" Strange asked.
"I...might." Wong turned to Ned. "Date and time?"
"Are we assuming it's been linear since I got here?"
Strange rolled his eyes.
"Excellent question, and yes," Wong said.
"It's the 10th at, uh," Ned check his phone, "10:27 PM"
"10th of January?"
"Yeah."
"So a Friday?"
Ned nodded.
"Excellent," Wong said. "Karaoke night with Katy and Shawn. You want to come?"
"I really, really do," Ned said with a sigh, "But I promised my Lola I'd be home by 11." He paused. "So I can do one song, but then I have to portal home."
"Done," Wong said, opening a portal to San Francisco.
"Wait, what are you doing?" Strange asked.
"You don't want him for an apprentice, so I'll take him."
"You can't do that!"
Wong grinned at Strange. "Of course I can. I'm the Sorcerer Supreme." He led Ned through, and closed the portal behind him.
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technomaestro · 3 years ago
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Oh? Tell us about the characters on that list then
*slaps character sheet* this bad boy can fit so much of my own repressed trauma in it
This one could be fuckin *all* of them, but it's probably Kelarvia Arana, aka Kel. Poor dwarven fighter exile from Orzamar who turned to the Qun, was trained wrong as a spy, failed her family, failed the qun, failed her friends, and kept trying to do right. She was... not bright. She took a face full of acid breath for her troubles, got repeatedly stabbed by everyone around her, and still kept fucking trying. She was not in a great place by the end of that campaign.
Closeted Trans Person Gender Envy Character™
So, while I'm very much cis, I did toy around with the idea of genderfluidity and transness at one point. And the closest character to that would have been a major NPC that I had in my pokemon game, Claire deVire. She was a literal illusionist / Fairy Type mage, and honestly one of my favorite NPCs to use in the game. I played her as a confident and experienced trainer who had an air of mystery, was clever and flirtatious, and who had a very accomplished team including trans icon Sylveon. She is/was one of the main *villains* of the campaign, but that's besides the point. If I was a girl, she's who I'd want to be - but I'm pretty solid in my gender at this point.
sexy
That would be Lucas Maignard, the Silver Lion. Not just your average silver fox, but a nobleman who absolutely could rock it. Think Rollo from Vikings except salt and pepper hair. He was power hungry, a staunch revanchist of his family's ancestral title and he would go to every length it took to reclaim it, including trying to seduce the King's consort. He, notably, caused at least one if not more international incidents by insulting the soccer abilities of a neighboring kingdom.
He may have had the highest charisma of any character I've played.
idealized version of myself
Allow me to introduce you to Broderic Gullet, a 6'6 tall constantly drunken scotsman Barbarian with a hammer who was unkillable. Literally - he actually died at one point and came back to life because he was too damn stubborn to leave before his friends had gotten to safety, and some passing spirit possessed him and turned him into an abomination. He was jovial, friendly, could talk to his cat Mr. Pickles, and wonderfully buff enough he could hug all his friends at once. Plus he was a trained chef.
As Fruity And Extra As Possible
Oh this is easy. The Satyr Diplomat Cheldric delWolpertinger, a man who *honestly* should have read the recommended reading before being sent to deliver very important documents (these were actually talking frogs!). He was supposed to board a new train on the mountainous passage to Westport, but forgot his ticket. When the train left, he literally jumped (and I mean I cast "jump" and specifically was a Satyr for their Mirthful Leaps feature which adds 1d8 to my jump distance) onto the back of the train. Unfortunately, the murder of the conductor was a bit of an issue, but Cheldric and some other passengers put their heads together to solve the mystery.
furry
So, allow me to set the stage for Albie, Traitor to Crowkind. A Kenku that was as much benefit to the party as he was walking, curse triggering hazard, this absolute buffoon would do what he could to simultaneously help the party while also doing his best not to piss of Strahd too much. A lighting bolt cast into the middle of melee that hit everyone totally gives him plausible deniability for who survives.
I think my favorite memory though is when one of the other party members just opened his beak and he started reciting the Book of Strahd like Stitch plays that record in Lilo & Stitch
A good runner up here would also be Nilbo, a Kobold Druid who only became a druid because it let him wild shape into progressively bigger lizards and dinosaurs. No other animals, just scales.
I Saw One Of The Extra Fantasy Races That Aren’t In The Player’s Handbook And Almost Had A Stroke
Listen. Listen to me. I fucking love Warforged. I will *always* go to bat for magical robots. They're amazing and I've played so many, from psions to storm domain clerics to the most recent one, Hymn, a gender-neutral Celestial Pact Warlock Warforged who got his abilities because he was a socialist. No, I'm not joking - he was made for usage by the Church of the Sovereign Host, but when a wandering heretical priest came by wondering why the church didn't do more, Hymn started going out at night to perform direct action and mutual aid. Being not that smart, he accidentally wandered into a cult's base and released a captive celestial, who gifted him the power to help more.
a race + class that typically would not go together
I'm of a tossup here - the Halfling Artificer Posco Harfoot, who was a member of the Justicars and in order to even the playing field, built himself a goddamn magitek mech in order to go toe to toe with the other peacekeepers, or of Tiberius Vanderwhinn, an elven Path of the Zealot barbarian who was *extremely* keen on getting his libraries late fees sorted, and gods help you if you dared shout in his library.
sexy criminal
Very few things are sexier than a tiefling, and that would be Boreo Lieran, the Tiefling Bard. Boreo was a staunch contender for the "As fruity as possible" but this pansexual beast is much more in line here because the man seduced half the party prior to or during session 1. Having a prehensile tail and the ability to pick up the gnome lass in the party by it for him to tease probably helped.
Of course, such a man was hilariously illegal, because not only did he smuggle and steal like, 90% of his luxury goods that he used to pamper himself with, he would absolutely flaunt a total disregard for property rights and find himself making grand entrances into peoples homes and lives as part of his wayward caravan, leaving a trail of chaos in his wake.
himbo
One of the more recent characters I've played. Cadmus, Son of Abraxes! A "human" wizard on the plane of Theros, this man is the half-divine son of the literal personification of the pride of a polis that was wiped off the face of the world by the gods for their Hubris. So, an active devotee of the god of victory, and actively blaspheming the goddess of destiny at every turn (As he would put it, we hold the pen in our hands, she merely hoards the ink), his goal was to perform deeds good enough to earn a place as a constellation under the stars. He would only *ever* sleep outside at night, even in cities, because he wanted to rest with them as he knew one day he would for eternity.
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zodiyack · 4 years ago
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Born To Die
Requested by anon: Can you do a imagine with Tommy Shelby? A song fic maybe Lana Del Rey's Born To Die but fluffy and angsty?
Pairing: Thomas Shelby x Fem!Reader
Warnings: Swearing, angst, *in Italian voice* mention of mafia stuff, mention of death, death not Reader’s or Tommy’s, fluff
Song: Born To Die by Lana Del Rey
Note: I can’t remember if they say how their mother died, I’m guessing it was when she gave birth to Finn, I dunno, I’m assuming so because...yeah idk. I hope you like it!
Edit: OH SHIT I JUST REALIZED I REMEMBER WHEN HER DEATH IS MENTIONED- I'M BIG DUMB LMAO
Lyrics = Bold + Italic | Memories = Italic | Thoughts = Apostrophe + Italic + Apostrophe
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Taglist: @captivatedbycillianmurphy, @stydia-4-ever, @matth1w, @redspaceace, @simonsbluee, @jenepleurepasbaby, @peakysputain​
Masterlist | Peaky Blinders Masterlist
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Feet don't fail me now, take me to your finish line. Oh my heart it breaks every step that I take, but I'm hoping that the gates, they'll tell me that you're mine.
Walking through the city streets, is it by mistake or design? I feel so alone on a Friday night, can you make me feel like home if I tell you you're mine?
Tommy sighed, watching the woman he loved walk angerly out the door of his office. He informed her of the Changretta’s vendetta and how she would need to leave him to live. He told her that he didn’t care whether or not she wanted to, that it was his decision because he was the one the Italians wanted to kill.
“I can fend for myself!”
“I don’t doubt that, love, but you need to leave.” He looked away, the quivering of her lip too much for him to handle. Tom almost cried, his eyes were watery and his heart was aching, he really didn’t want it to come to this. “Maybe being able to protect yourself will keep you alive if you ever need-”
“Whatever. I’m not leaving. I’ll just go home until you can change your mind or learn that I’m no coward. Perhaps when you do choose the right decision, you could come stay with me. Otherwise, enjoy your time here, Husband.” Venom dripped from the word, hitting him hard as he watched her spin around, grab her coat, and hurriedly stomp out the building. 
Y/n smiled slightly, only for a moment, responding to the sorry expression Lizzie gave her as she walked past. The smile soon dropped from her face, showing that it was only for Lizzie to see, that she too was sorry. The woman flinched as the doors slammed, rubbing the sides of her head with a deep sigh.
“Thomas. She’s right, ya know. I’ve seen that girl do some extraordinary shit. Think about it.” With that, Lizzie followed Y/n’s actions, quieter and calmer, but still leaving him to drink his sorrows away while he “thought” about everything.
He downed another shot. What had been? His hundredth shot? His desk was already a mess, his office no better, and his heart still bared the burden of knowing Y/n would either be hurt by him or hurt by the mafia. There was no loophole this time.
The girl he thought of made her way to her old home, drenched in the rain, and utterly tired. Mentally. Emotionally. Slightly Physically. She knew exactly what she was getting into; Shelby business usually always had guns involved. Pol often told her that Tommy really did love her, that he was just stubborn.
Y/n laughed mockingly. Thomas was stubborn, but stubborn could be broken with choices. So that’s what she gave Tommy. Two of the hardest choices she’d ever thrown at him. Y/n grew worried as she neared her home, the feeling in her stomach and heart. ‘What if he doesn’t follow?’
She halted in her steps, turning and looking around. He wasn’t there.
Her walking continued, this time feeling very, very, very, very, alone. Each time she passed a block, knowing she was nearing her house, she felt all hope leave her body. She felt strength, bravery, and faith deteriorate as her heart slowly tore in two.
The door to her house taunted her. It’s readiness to be opened, to have her brain laugh in self-mockery, to tease her about how stupid she was to believe Tommy would actually care.
Or maybe- he’d be behind the door. Raced her to her home to prove her wrong with a pleasant surprise. Her front door was full of tricks, and her heart was pounding with anticipation.
She opened the door, revealing the nothingness of her home. It’s interior dark and Tommy-less. Y/n didn’t know what to do. Her plan to hurt him just a little backfired into hurting her just a lot. The couch was her bed that night. She was alone.
Tommy failed her.
Don't make me sad, don't make me cry, sometimes love is not enough and the road gets tough I don't know why. Keep making me laugh, lets go get high, the road is long, we carry on; try to have fun in the meantime.
Come take a walk on the wild side, Let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain, You like your girls insane, So choose your last words, this is the last time, Cause you and I, we were born to die.
Ever since that weekend, she’d been avoiding Tommy. She only stopped by their mansion to see Charlie and the other Shelbys, but other than that, she stayed in her old house. The Y/n Tommy knew was clinging onto the edge, praying he’d change his mind.
Tommy was too damn stubborn for his own good.
“Thomas. You have to apologize-”
“No, Pol. I don’t have to apologize nor admit that she’s right. You know why? Eh? Because she’s not. I will not have the woman I love get murdered in front of my own eyes, or at all. If Y/n is to die, I’d rather it be old age or peacefully in her sleep than by the son of the man who tried to kill her at our own wedding.” 
He knew the mafia would make it harder to prevent deaths, which he’d learned from John, and Y/n would be shown no mercy by Luca, so he took his time, for once, to think about his options.
“See? She’s escaped death once, who’s to say she won’t laugh in his face again?” Polly scoffed at her nephew, walking out the door to visit Y/n like she’d been doing for the past few days.
Y/n needed company, and Polly was the perfect person for it. She made Y/n tea and helped her unwind, allowing her to know more of her past than her own family member did. Y/n ranted to Polly, about the things she missed and the things she didn’t. About the things that made her want to lash out and the things that made her want to cry with joy.
“How’s Tommy?” Y/n spoke through sniffles.
“Horrible, still a stubborn bastard. But lets not focus on his actions in the now. Instead, why don’t you think of the things you love...no, loved, about Tommy, more specifically, how he was before the paranoia caught up to him?”
“I mean, can you blame him? His brother was-”
Polly pursed her lips, hinting to Y/n that she was not in the best of moods to be discussing anything of John’s death. Y/n stopped, looking to Pol, waiting for her to continue. “Tell me, what did Tommy do to win you over?”
“He was... kind. And very caring.”
A small boy chased a smaller girl through the woods, their bare feet crunching the leaves under them, cold air nipping at their noses and uncovered parts of their skin.
“Tommy!”
The younger girl cried as she tripped over a branch in the path. Only nine, she was sure she’d fallen in love with the twelve year old boy. He’d been sure of the same thing as well.
“It’s okay, Y/n, I’ve got you!” He raced over, jumping skillfully over the wood and dropping to his knees. His hands reached for her leg, she hissed in pain and brought her leg back towards herself. “No, you have to let me see it if I’m to help.”
“Promise you won’t hurt it more?”
“I promise.” The boy smiled brightly up at the girl before inspecting her leg. When he discovered it was nothing major, he pressed a chaste kiss to her injury, then helped her up and onto his back.
“He knew just how to make me laugh..still does,” she chuckled quietly.
“Thomas! I can’t believe you did that!” The teen girl gasped at her admirer, his story being more amusing than he’d thought. It was a relief. “Polly must’ve been pissed!”
“She was. Told me to stop doing the impressions, that it was disrespectful. But John enjoys it, so Aunt Polly doesn’t have to know everything...” They stopped, Y/n put out her cigarette and pulled Tommy’s from his mouth, putting it out as well. “It’s um..raining.”
“I know.” Y/n smirked at the boy, biting her lip shyly before extending her hand, “May I have this dance?”
“Isn’t it the boy who asks the girl?” She rolled her eyes playfully, Thomas joining her in their laughter, “Fine fine, yes, you may. As long as I lead.”
“Can’t promise you anything, princess.”
Tommy gasped, feigning offence, “Oh you didn’t-”
“Oh but I did.” Her smile made his heartbeat rush, the blush on her face mirrored his, and the dinosaurs in their stomachs evolved into giants. Once butterflies, now giants, their teen crushes never hesitated to bring them closer.
They danced, Y/n’s dress sticking to her skin like Tommy’s dress-shirt. They’d came from the church, Tommy’s story about how he talked to John in the preacher’s voice, and their Sunday Bests were now soaked with the skies tears, which their melody came from.
“Y/n?” She nodded in response. “Lets run away. Together.” He dipped her, and then pulled her back up to see her reaction. A wild, even mischievous, smile rested on her lips before he leaned forward to join their grins in a rough kiss.
“Polly will kill us, you know?”
“Oh I don’t doubt that for a second.” He pulled away from her, twirling her with his hand and basking in her giggles, “So I suppose we should think of what our final words’ll be, huh?”
Lost but now I am found. I can see but once I was blind. I was so confused as a little child, Tried to take what I could get, Scared that I couldn't find; All the answers honey.
She winced, crying out in emotional pain as the priest slapped Tommy. Pol collected her nephew, but no one came for Y/n. She was going to give up, allow the church to take her wherever they planned, but the door opened again. Polly waited by it.
The older woman blinked in surprise as the teen wrapped her arms tightly around her waist. “T-thank you.”
“You’re very welcome dear. Now, come along, we mustn’t stall.”
Ever since that day, she’d been so bothered with the curiosity of what led Polly to help her. Even now, as an adult and married to a Shelby, she was confused. Polly was still helping her, even though she wasn’t on the best terms with Tommy.
“Why?” Pol looked up. “Why’d you help me that day? Did Tommy ask you too?”
Polly thought back, smiling and shaking her head. “No.”
“Then what made you help me?”
“Nothing, Y/n. I just... I just felt the need to help. Thomas had no say in the matter, as he believed your parents were coming. I believe I... I could see his love for you. The way he looked at you, the gleam in his eyes when someone brought you up, the pep in his step whenever he went where you were. Tom was happy, and that was important... especially when their mother passed.”
Y/n nodded, a single, yet still sad, tear rolling down her cheek.
“Tommy? what’s wrong?” The 18 year old boy crawled through her window, eyes red and puffy. He mumbled something of his mother dying after giving birth to the youngest, and the last, Shelby brother. 
She felt her eyes well up with tears, knowing his pain and feeling the need to hold him close to her. 
And she did. His head rested on her chest as they drifted into a peaceful slumber, waking up with tear-stained cheeks, tired eyes, and matching red hazes across their faces.
She fell asleep with him that night. And the next. And the next. And the next. He continued coming over, crying to her, sometimes with her. Despite them not confessing their feelings for one another yet, they knew full well how in love they both were, after all, they’d kissed before.
1908 was a wild year.
But it was also the year they finally vowed to be together. The sooner three more years had passed, the sooner she’d be with the man she loved. She smiled, stretching as much as she could with a sleeping Tommy on her. The sunlight danced across his sleeping face, allowing her to admire him and all his beauty.
The sleepy smile on his face too. It showed how happy he was.
That, or how much he enjoyed the feeling of her nails combing through his hair.
Either way, they were both happy.
“That’s why I helped.”
Don't make me sad, don't make me cry, Sometimes love is not enough and the road gets tough I don't know why. Keep making me laugh, Lets go get high. The road is long, we carry on, Try to have fun in the meantime.
Come take a walk on the wild side, Let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain, you like your girls insane, Choose your last words, this is the last time, Cause you and I, we were born to die. We were born to die We were born to die.
Come and take a walk on the wild side, Let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain, You like your girls insane~
Luca blinked, blood in his eyes, as Y/n walked through the door and raised her gun. Thomas’ eyes widened; he was expecting Arthur, not his wife to push past him. And he certainly wasn’t expecting Arthur to just stand there, doing nothing to stop her. 
She smirked at the Italian before shooting him, the bullet passing through his head and hitting the barrel behind him. She didn’t so much as flinch as the gunshot rang throughout the building.
Changretta’s body hit the floor with a loud thud, splashing sounds following. Gin poured from the hole in it’s barrel, but no one cared. 
They were too focused on Tommy’s wife, who was tucking her gun away.
The woman looked at Tommy, a sigh of relief, possibly from the fact that he was still alive, escaped her mouth. She turned and left without saying anything.
He let out a shaky breath, speaking with pants every now and the,. “Tell your people in Chicago, that Michael Gray will sign the import licence to New York. 300 barrels of English dry gin a month.”
“Leave. All of ya. Tell your boss what you saw here today. Tell him...you don’t fuck with the Peaky Blinders.” Arthur stepped aside once the men had left. “And uh brother? I believe you have your own business to attend to?”
“What?”
Polly flicked Tommy’s ear with a shocked expression. It was not from Y/n killing Luca, though she did feel proud of the girl, but from Tommy’s stubborn dumbassery. “Quit being such a stubborn bastard and go after her, idiot!”
“Right-” He swallowed before nodding and rushing out of the building.
Don't make me sad, don't make me cry, Sometimes love is not enough and the road gets tough I don't know why. Keep making me laugh, Lets go get high, The road is long, we carry on, Try to have fun in the meantime.
Come take a walk on the wild side, Let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain, You like your girls insane. Choose your last words, this is the last time, Cause you and I, we were born to die.
The slam of the door caused Y/n to stop and turn around. 
“What do you wa-” She started, only for her to be grabbed by the back of her neck and pulled into a kiss. Their lips fit together perfectly, dancing before separating for the horribly-timed human need of oxygen.
“You’re right. I’m sorry. I should’ve listened to you-” Y/n cut him off, pulling him down by the lapels of his jacket. The rain began to pour, dousing the couple in a familiar melody. She pulled away, grinning widely. “Oh.. it’s raining. Should we head back ins-”
“I know.” She extended her arm to her husband, her action and interruption catching him by surprise. “May I have this dance?”
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