#sorry losers

[sleepy-achilles]

Bunch of asks

How did Leon react when they bought Cassidy home from the hospital?

Did the kids play any sports growing up? I can see Cassidy playing soccer, gymnastics, basketball, etc

Leon liked wrestling cause Uncle Kurt was his teacher and thought baseball was okay.

Both kids love Harry Potter.

Cassidy favorite Disney movie is "Merida" cause she has red hair just like me.

Leon favorite Disney movie 101 Dalmatians.

The kids tried to make breakfast for Father's Day. There is a really interesting stain on the kitchen ceiling. The pancakes were half raw, half cooked, and the coffee had so much sugar, but the chocolate covered strawberries were great. Charlie ate the bacon and sausages, much too his regret.

Charlie the dog...please write his adoption story.

Excuse me as I try to fit these all in this one ask. I will do it.

The Family of Destruction

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1.

Leon was becoming impatient. He was supposed to go hunting in the forest with his daddy today, but instead he's stuck with his many uncles and aunt Stephanie and chyna. And big brother John of course.

"Whats wrong buddy?" John asks plopping down next to Leon. Leon points at the picture he drew of him and taker violently killing monsters in the forest. "Ah..yes..papa mentioned yours and takers plans tonight." John chuckles nervously. "Well, something more exciting is happening now. You can go tomorrow maybe" John tries. Leon stares at him with a deadpan look. "Good luck john" Kevin scoffs from behind Leon. John frowns. That means chyna and Kevin have already tried and failed to cheer the boy up. "Has goldust tried?" Hunter asks. "Of course. He insulted my outfit the little devil" goldust hisses. Leon smirks as Kevin chuckles. "Enough! They are here!" Steph calls from the window.

Leon stands immediately and John grabs his wrist. "Patience" John tells him softly. Leon frowns at the blonde. What does he need Patience for? He's supposed to be running around the trees right now. He looks at the door as his daddy walks in. "Leon?" Taker calls. Leon pulls away and rushes towards taker. Taker picks him up immediately. "Hey buddy" Taker smiles. Leon shakes his head. 'You promised.' He signs. Taker raises an eyebrow and looks at kevin who's holding Leon's picture up. "Ah, we will still go. Just not today. I want you to meet someone" Taker tells him. Leon squints. Wheres papa?

Taker turns as the door opens. Leon's eyes widen at the small human in his papas arms. Shawn smiles softly at it. Leon continues to stare in confusion. What is it? Taker puts Leon down as shawn kneels. "This is your baby sister, Cassidy Athena Michaels" Shawn explains softly. Leon looks at him with wide eyes. "C-cassie?" Leon asks. Everyone stares in shock. Shawn smiles and kisses his cheek. "Yes baby. Your a big brother now" Shawn tells him. "Are you up for that?" Taker asks. Leon looks back at cassie. Reaching out to her. He nods eagerly as the small fingers grip his. Shawn and taker smile at each other.

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2.

"So..how many sports did you play?" Drew asks. "Well I did basketball and football. Dance and archery aswell if you count that." Leon shrugs not looking up from his phone. "I did netball and hockey. We both did wrestling and swimming though" cassie smiles. "Where did you even find the time?" Rhea asks. "Well two of them were during school times and the others were just weekend and holidays stuff. We didn't get forced into them, we chose to do them. Besides there wasn't much to do in the valley accept hunt at the time" cassie shrugs. "Thats a point. You hunt but your vegetarian" drew points out. "Its different. We would hunt over populated monsters who tried killing us and overtaking the valley. Its different" Leon huffs. Cassie just smiles at the pair. "Leon also did gymnastics to impress a girl" cassie smirks. Leon drops his phone. "Shut it. You used to do soccer (yes I died inside writing that. But they are American) just because you had a crush on a guy. You didn't even like the sports" Leon snaps. Cassies cheeks heat up. "You only did archery to prove a point to uncle Scott!" Drew raises an eyebrow. "Dad!" Both yell before storming out. Rhea and drew look at each other. "All I did was ask a simple question" drew whispers.

------------------------------------------------------------------3. I personally don't use Kurt. But Leon does have a fav uncle.

"Your too sloppy" Kevin yawns. Leon huffs against the matt as Kevin twists his arm up his back. "I know understand your father's frustrations. You do not focus. You project too much anger." Kevin scolds. Leon growls. "Why didn't I accept Scott's offer of baseball?" Leon asks. "Because you hate baseball and love wrestling. Especially with uncle kev" Kevin smirks. "I think I'm changing my mind" Leon snaps. "Mmm there's that no good anger again" Kevin teases, pushing Leon's arm higher. Leon growls at him and begins fighting his hold. "Relax. Remember what I taught you" Kevin tells him. Leon let's out a deep breath as he closes his eyes.

Shawn watches from the doorway with a fond smile as Leon manages to get Kevin in a triangle hold. His boy will be a great wrestler one day.

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4.

Leon hates Harry Potter. He doesn't understand it. He doesn't like it. He doesn't. Just doesn't. Doesn't like the films or the books.

Cassie? She loves it. She adores it. Forces her family to do house quizzes. Forces Leon to play Harry Potter with her. Forces them to watch the films. Dresses Charlie up like creatures from the films. Read the books twice.

Both hate jk btw.

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5.

I can agree with cassies favourite movie being merida but also princess and the frog. She just loves everything about it.

Leon's favourite movies are the bear ones. Yk brother bear, winnie the pooh. But he's also a sucker for lion King.

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6.

Leon crosses his arms. "I've got this! Go away! It was my idea!" Cassie hisses. Leon rolls his eyes before moving to the garden. His sister is going to destroy the kitchen. He's going to simply pick some strawberries and make some chocolate strawberries. His Papa loves them and well it is fathers day.

Leon was angry at taker for taking cassie out and forgetting their plans.

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Leon walks back into the kitchen and almost wants to leave. He clicks his tongue causing the food covered girl to look at him. "Dont be mean" she frowns. Leon just smirks and moves towards the sink to watch watch strawberries.

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"The kids aren't in bed" Shawn states from the bedroom door. "No. I can sense them in the kitchen. They've probably made themselves cereals" Taker yawns as he puts his t-shirt on. Both men stare at each other as Charlie barks and a crashing noise echos through the house. "Christ" Taker groans before they rush downstairs.

Both men stare in horror as they see the mess of a kitchen. Taker squints at the stain on the roof whilst Shawn watches Charlie eat some raw looking sausages and bacon. "We made you breakfast for fathers day!" Cassie cheers with pancake batter in her hair. Taker watches as Leon eats a chocolate covered strawberry. Leon holds them out. "Thank you both." Shawn smiles, wincing as he spots the raw pancakes. Taker sips the coffee and chokes. "B-Beautiful" he chokes. Leon smirks and holds the strawberries up. Shawn accepts one. "These are nice. Who's idea was this?" Shawn asks already knowing the answer. Cassie frowns and looks down. 'Both of us. Cassie wanted to do something with strawberries and me chocolate' Leon lies. Taker smiles slightly. The best fathers day gift is seeing your kids improve. Cassie smiles at her brother. 'Thank you' she signs causing Leon to wink at her and smile.

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7. I've done this before but I love it so much.

Takers enjoying his newspaper when Shawn walks in. "Hey baby" Shawn smiles. "Hey" Taker hums. "Can we get a dog?" Shawn asks. Taker glances at him. "No. Its impractical, we aren't home enough." Taker tells him before looking back at his paper. "What about a cat?" Shawn asks. "Not happening. Hate cats." Taker mutters. "But their independent" Shawn frowns. "No Shawn." Taker sighs. Shawn pauses before a smile grows on his face. "What about a kid? A baby?" Shawn asks.

Taker throws his paper down and grabs his keys. Standing and leading Shawn out the house. "A dog? What kind of dog? Big small?" Taker asks. Shawn giggles.

They go on to adopt a German shepherd puppy, 9 months later they end up with a baby boy.

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Took awhile but I did it

[pussyevisceration]

they’re growing on me

[minjimunji]

bi 4 bi percabeth,,,,, 👉👈

[lotus-pear]

nothing can best the bond between a boy and his cat (ref)

[lustagel]

something that is so canon? loser! rodrick’s cool girlfriend being everybody’s favorite person in some way shape or form.

come on, rodrick is such a loser for you already. his heart thumping out of his chest at the smallest look of you even though you’ve been dating for so long. of course, everyone around him adores you!

manny loves to give you grabby hands when your even remotely close to him. he’ll babble and say your name so cutely until you give in and sit him on your hip. even when you’re even simply being mentioned he’s grinning and repeating your name.

greg who prefers you over his older brother. you’re always on his side and so so nice to him. always giving him a smile that makes him a bit dazed every time he sees you. so dazed that, him and his friends have developed a small crushes on you. all of them always waving when they see you so they get a smile. especially rowely who smiles the biggest and chirag who gives you the most unique compliments. you never hear but everytime chirag sees you and rodrick together, he always gives the slyest comments like, “if he has a chance with her, we all might not be doomed.”

rodrick’s band mates who say they hate you but deep down don’t. they hate that you can take him away from practice with just a simple call or text but you have to remember they’re losers just like your boyfriend so of course they droll all over you. always questioning how their leader got someone so pretty and they can’t.

susan adores you. there is never a day where she hasn’t complimented something about you when she sees you. asks you all the time to come do things with her that her boys won’t. shows you embarrassing photos of rodrick when he was younger and laughs at them with you. and yes, she has secretly thought about how cute your kids will be.

frank who always has this puzzled look on his face when he sees you because are you a robot secretly? how are you in love with rodrick of all people? always tenses up and gives you a sheepish smile when rodrick says something stupid, almost hoping you didn’t hear it and won’t leave him. wants you to stay forever so rodrick won’t throw anymore stupid parties.

[yawnzshit]

glasses are the sluttiest thing a man can wear.

[kav3h]

ohhh boy who’s telling him

[baepsays]

Gojo Satoru sees you for the first time at a mutual friend's party—and immediately his eyes get stuck on you. the entire time he's watching you drink leisurely at the end of the couch, and roll your eyes at the dude bros attempting to flirt with you, while you ignored them.

after 40 mins of staring, he comes up to you and shoves the guy —pathetically trying to get you to sleep with him— off the armrest of the couch you're sitting on. Satoru just ignores the guy shouting at him and and throwing a fit on the floor. he takes a seat on the armrest instead and looks you dead in the eyes, and goes;

"you look like someone who thinks men ain't shit and would probably make a face that alone would make me cry."

you raise one of your eyebrows at him just a bit amused. confused whether he was trying to pick a fight or what else was he trying at. he goes on and continues what he was saying;

"so please fuck me."

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a/n: divider by @/enchanthings-a. to access more of my works-click here.

[fridgrave2-0]

they gave me brainworms im sorry

[s6rine]

SMUCKERS ! (feat. satoru gojo)

SYNOPSIS : texts from the hoes? nope text from goj-hoe 😂 (and the crowd boos) PAIRING : satoru gojo x f!reader (should've been gakuganji.. smh...) TAGS : jjk past arc except it's lowk a modern au... crickets, gojo is reader's ex, crude humor, cursing, gojo lowk downbad, suggestive jokes, THE VOICE MESSAGE ON THE FIFTH SLIDE IS SUPPOSED TO BE HIM SINGING, exes to lovers rake that, reader lowk may or may not want him back?????, this was kind of executed shitty I was way too busy with fricking biomed bruh

FROM: LINA!!!! TO : IYA!!! happy valentine's day everypony! :P A/N : happy valentine's day everyone he didn't ask me out it's time to burn down everything in the valentines section @ walmart 💔 also is this theme too much

[prophecyofgray]

sorry but it is just so fucking funny to me that dan and phil were 18 and 22 years old and being sappy gay losers on the internet in 2009 and now they have a mortgage. and by "so fucking funny" i mean im goign to put my head through a wall

[ro-bee]

narilamb first time went something like this in my head

[aq2003]

twelfth night main plot: haha bisexual love triangle that is gay in both directions! haha mistaken identity and gender fuckery haha

malvolio side plot:

[artsymeeshee]

Second-guessing

[torchtour]

by rushjob request of an irl

[premiumbitch]

"now that we're all grown can we just admit shifting was fake" OH. MY. GOD PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP