#audie talks
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prophecyofgray · 1 year ago
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they're fucking JAMMING. they're in a lil band and shit. ohhh my god. 🎺🪱 🎸🐬 fuck yeah
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multiplecomplexes · 2 years ago
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I don't exactly know how to put this...but Hawkeye and Gerard Way are vibing on the same wavelength more often than not.
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audisive · 9 months ago
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♪ SAD GIRL. pretty when you cry alternative
౨ৎ simon 'ghost' riley | reader
synopsis: another bad day calls for another solution. simon knows best, after all.
tags: smut, mentions of crying, comfort, self-indulgent, dumbification ??, dirty talk, a sprinkle of breeding, unedited filth
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      You're not entirely sure how you got here.
You know why; you'd been stressing your precious head off for the whole week. These past few days seem to be worse than the past ones that had you crying your eyes out in Simon's arms. University has taken its toll on you, and your work is anything but helpful. You don't even have time to cry now! At some point, you barely even had time to spend with your beloved boyfriend, so he took matters into his own capable hands.
Still, you don't know how. You try to remember, but it's hard to think when Simon's even harder dick is stretching out your – in his words – pretty little cunt once more. It's no use trying to work your brain, he claims, not when your shoulders are slumped, your head is leaning on him, and he's rubbing his thick cock against the walls of your pussy just right.
Really, you tried to deal with your stress in a more appropriate way, but you knew it was futile. You admitted defeat when you felt his hands slip from your waist to your hips, when his lips found your neck, when his cold fingers played with your clit and when he'd eased you down on his cock with praises and whispers.
It's just not your fault that he knows the right buttons to push, and he seems to love turning your brain off. What's going on in that brain 'f yours, lovie? C'mon, 'nough of that. Leave it all t'me. If he had it his way, he'd have you drop out of that awful university you always complain about. Please let him provide for you.
"Y'don' even have t' do anything, baby," he grunts in your ear lowly, hot breath hitting your skin. So you don't. You pant against him like a pathetic thing, but you're so far gone in the pleasure that you just can't bring yourself to be a little shy about your state of mind, or rather, the lack of it.
"Such a good fuckin'–" he moans out loud when you clench around him a little too hard without warning, "girl. That's m'girl, tha's it."
You moan his name back, the only thing you can think of. Whining when his thrusts become rougher and harder, he coos, "I know, I know. Almost there, baby, I got'cha."
His pants aren't even all the way down. Shameless bastard! He opted to slide them down his muscular thighs to let the noticeable bulge slip out of its enclosure. His hands have long since shoved themselves under your clothes, not bothering to take them off either. It makes you feel icky, desperate, and utterly pathetic, but the way his cold skin freezes the surface of your bare hips while he moves you up and down on his leaky cock is enough to take your mind off of it.
You're a bit too loud for your own liking, and Simon's dirty talk isn't helping. He laces the lewd sounds of your bedroom with his own groans and grunts that your neighbors are sure to hear and complain about. And when he finds that spot of yours, he pounds you into the mattress like your lives depend on it. You'll just have to ignore the weird looks and glares they give you when you step out of your house.
Oh, but what can you do? You're at his mercy; all you can bring yourself to do is whine and moan for him, but don't worry, he'll take it as a reward for taking such good care of his pretty baby. He's hell-bent on finding ways to comfort you. If he can't fix you with sweet pecks and warm cuddles, he'll fix you up real good with sloppy kisses and his leaky cock. :3 
You'll be a good girl and not complain when he cums in you, right?
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    divider by @cafekitsune !
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ghastigiggles · 5 months ago
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anticipation game
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cecoeur · 6 months ago
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Why does everyone continue to take what Helmut says as gospel truth when we know he talks a lot of shit. He pays lip service and then moves in a completely different direction.
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lesbiancolumbo · 11 months ago
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can you tell it's that time of year again because here comes former film festivalworker sydney lesbiancolumbo to tell her stories that no one asked for
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guccigarantine · 11 months ago
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relistening to the chime prequel ep 2 and I have to say again that i love audy being friends with the sexy robot guy
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jaarijani · 7 days ago
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what is it about being awake at 6 am that makes you want to kill everyone around you and also yourself
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sadgirlautumn · 1 year ago
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Top shelf is looking nice 😎
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prophecyofgray · 2 months ago
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i think i might be the funniest person in my spatial linguistics class
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thackerybinx01 · 10 months ago
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Someone come get me the ridiculously unhinged and horny thoughts coming out of my mind I am DONE.
Watching one of those horror TikTok’s where a creature was standing menacingly outside of someone’s house in the rural unknown and my first thought was -
“Flash your tits and press em against the glass maybe he’s Dtf” and just-
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topnotchquark · 10 months ago
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Behind F1's Velvet Curtain
This article by Kate Wagner on her INEOS sponsored trip to the Austin GP at COTA last year was commissioned by Road and Track magazine and then taken down. Presumably because Kate has was pretty staunch in her opinions about what was essentially a paid trip.
It is exactly the kind of thing I have wanted to read about the felt experience of the money business of F1. It doesn't get into technicalities and does not produce any spreadsheets for reference. It's just, her experience of the presence of wealth in the sport.
She starts off by talking about how she has been covering cycling and NASCAR for a while now and both of those, in comparison, are scrappier sports with smaller sponsors and cheaper tickets.
What I also especially loved was how fascinated she was with the cars themselves, and how they seem like a true marvel of human engineering. She almost described the cars like these alien beasts that came into this dimension out of nowhere and were being constantly monitored and dueled with to furnish wins and glory (and shareholder value for sponsors).
I think I always had an understanding of the weird myth making surrounding F1 and the kind of media attention it attracts, but someone like Kate (who I have loved reading for a while now) putting it into perspective really made it click for me. This sport thrives off of the kind of cocoon it has built around it and understands exactly the certain exclusiveness it needs to maintain to keep the story alive.
Anyway, give it a read, especially because Road and Track is trying to bury it to not piss off sponsors.
#I think matt oxley was talking about how motogp has been struggling with money and hence dorna is trying to woo the American market#and the american tech sponsors#but bikes don't require as much data driven performance engineering as f1 cars do#Ducati is probably leading the operation in this regard because they have audi behind them#anyway I knew motogp does not produce the same level of wealth but I still decided to check numbers#Marc's net worth is $25Mn and he is arguably the best driver of his generation with enough sponsors behind him#Max's net worth in comparison is $165Mn easily over 6 times that of Marc#Vale's net worth is $200Mn but he is still somewhat of an outlier because his popularity far outweighs that of motogp itself#Lewis is still around $300Mn and he hasn't even retired yet#Schumacher was around $800Mn#I know net worth is a very stupid number to consider but driver net worth is an easy way to translate impact ig#the current Max to Mercedes rumours caused Merc valuation to rise by $11Bn#Billion! 11 of them!#honestly I frequently get desensitized to money just purely as a number because I am exposed to businesses with large valuations but#I still wanted a moment to reconsider how much money rides on this sport#and how that ties to how rich people function#just made me remember that Ocon is the last driver from a working class background#Fernando and Lewis are the only other with working class beginnings and both of them are over 35 and ridiculously talented#its not a sport for regular people to break into#Vale also started with karts and had to shift to bikes#anyway I love Kate Wagner please read this#and talk to me about money and F1#Kate wagner#f1#formula 1#road and track magazine#lewis hamiton#mercedes amg petronas f1 team#Mercedes#INEOS
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il-predestinato · 2 years ago
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Thanks for the tag @cupidskissx … ta-da my secrets revealed! (Jk jk hope you don’t fall asleep reading these boring answers)
1: are you named after anyone? Nope. Was almost named Charlotte after my paternal grandfather (guess what his name was 🤭), but ultimately my parents thought it was best I had my own name.
2: when was the last time you cried? This morning when I coughed hard enough that tears welled up. 🤦‍♀️ I hate COVID.
3: do you have kids? No. 😏
4: do you use sarcasm a lot? Very much so. As I’ve aged, I’ve tried to tone it down in front of less familiar people so it’s not taken the wrong way.
5: what sports do you play/have you played? (Europeans close your eyes…) Soccer and ballet mostly. I also did lightweight women’s 8 rowing in uni.
6. what's the first thing you notice about other people? Day to day - their eyes and/or their smile. At work - signs of distress/pain.
7: scary movies or happy endings? Happy endings all day and every day.
8: any special talents? Nope, just good at knowing when I’m mediocre at many things and decent (but require work) at a few things - and then trying to focus on the few. 🤣
9: where were you born? Montreal 🇨🇦 (but I’m willing to disown my birthplace if Charles doesn’t have a good race next week 🥴)
10: what are your hobbies? Writing, spending time with my husband and puppy, and F1 unfortunately.
11: do you have any pets? Yes! I have a gorgeous Cavalier King Charles Spaniel called Audie (named after the Animal Crossing character). We were supposed to get a boy dog (which we agreed to name Lando), but then she was born and we couldn’t say no! She is truly the best doggo ever, even though she stole my special Charles cap:
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12: how tall are you? Not tall. Like 5’4” ish. 163 cm officially according to my driver’s license but I feel shorter all the time. 😅
13: fave subject in school? Oof so hard to pick. Math, English, History, and Chemistry just to name a top four.
14: dream job? My current job! 🔪
15: eye colour? Poop brown 💩
I’ll tag @coconutshygame @pressradio @f-ferrari-forever @karlmarxverstappen @alestire if any of you feel like it!
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ghastigiggles · 3 months ago
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guys my sunshine is away and i'm bored out of my mind does anyone have questions abt my ocs (these three in particular) i wanna yap. i wanna ramble. tickles or no idgaf whaddya wanna know abt them
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rickybaby · 11 months ago
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Not to be that girl but what does this mean for daniel’s chances at rbr if carlos is also a contender now?
Babes there are people more versed than me on the whole toxic situation with Carlos Sr back in the toro rosso days but however much the Spanish media will link Carlos to red bull in the coming days, I don’t believe even Carlos Sr will subject his son to being slapped around a second time by Max. Word is he barely tolerated it the first time around, I don’t think he’s going to accept it a second time around
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kaijudyke · 6 months ago
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i would like to formally apologize to my art school teachers for not applying myself more during technical drawing assignments i am regretting it now
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