#sorry it’s just so iconic

[mediumgayitalian]

Y'know something I'd think would be funny would be a Trojan War au and Will was Helen?? Like who is stealing lil bro away who tf would be Paris

dude i’ve actually been thinking of a solangelo hades/persephone retelling…..there’s this sun boy adorned in flowers who smiles and waves at the lord of the dead every time he comes to olympus…..who isn’t even a little bit afraid of him….dragged down to the underworld with him and snarks the whole way down….he’s kind and sweet when he’s not mouthing off but he aches for the sunshine again….the king of ghosts aches with his own loneliness but sends him away regardless…but this sun boy stuffs half a pomegranate in his face before he can be stopped. god i don’t know the yearning of it all

[heartorbit]

figure skating set right now please. thanks

[lesamis]

If you're up for it could you explain what is making the Germany government stuff so funny? I can find news articles about it (a coalition is dissolving? There's been tension for a while?) but they're all fairly serious. Thx!

ohhh, sure thing! i'll do my best!

i'll say upfront: this is a pretty serious thing to happen. our chancellor fired our minister of finance, Lindner, which definitively breaks up the governing coalition. germany will likely have snap elections at a moment in which far-right parties are polling extremely well. if news coverage about it seems like people are Worried, that's because, well, they are.

however. the reason it's funny is because our minister of finance was fired. ministers aren't really... ever fired. like, it's not a done thing. i'll fully admit i didn't even know it was an option until yesterday. and our minister of finance wasn't just anyone, he was one of the most mocked and hated figures in politics to germans who vote anywhere left of center.

the coalition that governed until yesterday was made up of the green party, the social democrats, and the neoliberal party (FDP). the FDP is infamous (and i mean, my parents already raised me to hate them for that) for playing kingmaker in coalition governments: they never get all that many votes, but they get just enough that whoever they agree to form a government with will probably succeed. they then tend to force extreme concessions from their coalition partners, because hey, if we walk off, you can't govern at all! so you better play along!

for the past three years, this behaviour has been extremely frustrating for germans who voted for greens or social democrats, because policy from their faction was constantly being blocked by the FDP and often by Lindner personally. the FDP received 11,5% of votes in 2021, but to many of us, it felt as if they were the only party who really had any say in the governing coalition. it made the green and social democratic coalition partners look spineless and passive.

and now, i invite you to imagine how on the day of the US election results, the day the whole world rolled their eyes at the sheer fucking stupidity and pointlessness of it all, at NINE IN THE EVENING, just as germans are getting ready to settle in to bed to dream of nightmare global politics -

the news suddenly breaks that our notoriously invisible chancellor just decided to fire Lindner for that exact behaviour. this chancellor comes out and says, on camera, to the entire sleepy nation, that acting the way Lindner did - blocking necessary policies, refusing to approve budgets unless his party's interests were met - was childish, selfish, irresponsible, and unfit for government, so, whoops, he had to go. shame. coalition over, i guess.

so, politically, that was a long-needed but never-expected moment of triumph for those of us who think the FDP is a clown show made up of human TESLA shares, and it came at a hysterically funny moment.

on a personal level, i can barely explain how uniquely hateable Lindner has always been. he's what would happen if a stock index graph came to life. he hates poor people with a relish; he mocks welfare recipients and would ax minimum wages in a second. he's everyone's business major roommate who shows up in boat shoes fresh off a yacht to discuss NFTs with you. throughout the entire time that he's used his rich boy policy blackmail strategy, he's been smug about it, and he was never taken to task for it, and millions of germans have been longing to throw rotten fruit in his face since 2017. and now we finally get to do it. via memes. on the day of trump's election win.

so that's why it's funny.

[beif0ngs]

walk walk fashion baby 🚶🏻‍♂️ 

[samstarium]

nb crowley icon fest! all art is from hg-aneh (3/?)

transparents under the cut

[avephelis]

creature restored. do you understand my vision.

the actual r800 skin is made by sirvee (who did a wonderful job btw) BIG CREDIT!! i just missed the bald freak.

there's the like. skin thing btw. can't be assed to upload it to a website but for anyone who want it.

[jojo-heritage-posts]

[sonknuxadow]

hey guys look what i found in my drafts. from a few days ago .

[bleue-flora]

Anyone down for more math? Well I was making a timeline and noticed some interesting things. For starters, L'manberg was only L'manberg for about 101 days, which in the grand scheme of things isn’t that long.

For comparison, Dream was tortured by Quackity for preaumanly 83 days, and Techno was in prison for about 100 days. So, Techno was in prison as long as the nation L'manberg was L'manberg (if you discount the 58 days of Manberg) and Tommy was in Exile for about 11 days. That means Dream was tortured 7.5 times longer than Tommy was in Exile and Techno spent 9 times longer than Tommy was in exile, in the prison. Tommy spent about 19 days in prison and It is estimated that Tommy spent 90 days in Limbo, which is slightly lower than Techno's stay in prison but a week more than Dream was being tortured for. Additionally, the next time we feel bad for Quackity we can remember that Schlatt only tormented him for less than 58 days, which is 25 days or about 3 and a half weeks less than he tortured Dream for. which is just... some perspective.

And here are some percentages for fun in relation to the 314 days Dream was in prison:

26% of his prison stay included torture

32% of his prison stay included Techno

6% of his prison stay included Tommy

Tommy's exile is about 3.5% of Dream’s total prison stay and 13% of Quackity's visits.

Further, if we combined Exile with Limbo to make Tommy's total “span of torment” then we'd get 101 which is close to how long Techno stayed in prison so about 32% of Dream's time in prison. Though perhaps to be fair we should add the 19 days of being in prison, bringing Tommy’s total “span of torment” to 120 days, which is about 38% of Dream’s total time spent in prison, but longer than L’manberg was L’manberg.

Finally, the dsmp lasted for (1081 days if we include the day they killed the ended dragon on April 10, 2023 or) 933 days if we go with November 13, 2022 (the first stream with the incident that happens at the same time as all the other finale lore). This means that L’manberg only existed for about 11% of the dsmp’s total existence, Tommy’s Exile was only a little over 1%, his “total torment” was 13%, Quackity’s torment under Schlatt was 6%, Quackity’s torture was 9% and Dream’s incarceration was 34% of the dsmp’s total existence. Which is all just… interesting…

[indelicateink]

as an american, sam reid’s total inability to hide his contempt for overly fake-chipper american journalists, especially ones who Have Not Done The Assigned Reading know and care about the show, will never not be hilarious and iconic to me

[lavendergalactic]

☆ 　wonderlands x showtime tumblr layouts!

day 3 of my event ! " a duo, trio or group that is just the silliest " f2u w/ credit, reblog appreciated!

i wonder how many ppl are going to do these for my event because they are the silly groupTM imo

this was such a nightmare to make.. i accidently posted the icons instead of saving it as a draft that was so embarrassing

stills under cut

[hayaku14]

IDK WTF THIS CARD GAME IS ABOUT BUT I NEED IT IMMEDIATELY

[captn3]

fairly odd parents still infecting my brain have a redraw

og screenshot ^ im already working on stuff with backgrounds i dont need to make even more

[locksox]

forgot these in the big jon post oops lol

[sillyliljesterbean25]

THIS is what i mean when i say my traditional art is better than my digital

[tsurumitokush1rou]

˖⋆࿐໋ VasiO matching icons !

1201 x 1201

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