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ramenwithbroccoli · 5 months
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Chat how tall are your robots and also where do they live currently QUICK ‼️
okay so
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let's assume the guy in the middle is the standard man heigh. janka is kind of the size of a sitting person and giewont is just tall enough to be a bit off-putting for most people (and easier to spot)
as for where they are now... they did live in poland for quite a bit, after the war i imagine that janka was sent around the world as a curiosity, while giewont just wandered around for most of their history. they might have even met at some point in their journeys and travelled together, bonding over their origins and non-humanity. but yeah, to answer your question they are everywhere. hope this helps 💥💥💥
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aita for deceiving a psychiatrist with lies to get diagnosed with a psychological disorder so i could get attendance accommodations at school where it was really nazi strict and evil forced attendance and they would fail me for not going to class EVEN THO I DID EVERYTHING TO THE TOPS?????? Sick fucks tbh. May those “educators” burn in torment💖 i wasn’t allowed to have my anxiety/agoraphobia/aversion/truancy/YOUTHFUN absences excused bc of the fasc policies in place as a standard in our christofascist bluemaga joe biden hillary fucked bernie in the ass dry clinton fake woke coopting bullshit society. so because of their nazi policy i had to find a way to get accommodation bc clearly i couldnt be in class every day in a row and needed leniency, not academo nazi policy, i was like. Fuck it let me get my papers for that accommodations letter approval. Bc like i had already been going to the counselors for stress and general social bullshit So since i wasn’t allowed to use that for accommodation i hd to make sooo many months long appointments w this far af psych and i didnt have a car and what an added stress. They were like “we dont got a car to pick you up like a normal fucking doctors place. Take the bus!” Ok die first. Next fucking help me!!! I did the meds they really sucked bc i guess i didnt need it and it was all side effects, no benefits, and i was like FUCKING DIAGNOSE ME!!! after reading the DSM5 and “practicing whats wrong w me” so that they are like . Hm yeah that sounds bad. Then IN THE END IT WAS A FUCKING PERSONALITY INVENTORY THEY USED TO ASSESS MY ILLNESS. IT WAS A BAR GRAPH. It was bullshit service in the goddamn american healthcare system and then bullshit actual healthcare bc it was fucking fake. Dumb psych couldnt even tell i wasn a liar???? DUMBASS BITCH LOSER FAGGOT CUNT SCUM. I remember how they made me wait AND CHARGED ME WHEN I MISSED AN APP BC IT WAS SO FCKN FAR AND ANOTHER BC I TOOK A NAP. CHARGING UR POOR MENTALLY ILL CUSTOMERS??? They can explode forreal💖and so can the dumb school policy bitches who couldnt just let me get my A had to be like ohhh cant accomodate u even tho u hve a 98 u are gonna fail :/ DIE ON FIRE SCREAMING YOU SCUM BITCH!!!! <-me to that professor nazi. May she be tortured. ANNMYWAY im sorry to everyone who’s gone thru academic ableism and abuse by this bullshit system!!!!! my school ended up being transphobic and zionist so i transfered anyway bc i dont want that bullshit on my titles. I’m glad i got my classes accomodated tho! I only wonder if im legally beholden to that diagnosis or if we can just be like fuck that doctor. Hm. Like i lied 😂 ffbsjfbsjfbjsnfjekfnsjs FREE ATTENDANCEE THOOOOOOOOOO it should be like that always for everyone. Kill every nazi teacher forreal. And kill teachers who dont give free B’s. Fuck your grade curve bitch. Fuck your admin. FUCK IT ALL!!!!! And i know its possible bc ive had actually good teachers. Hmmm the nazis WISH they could hide!!!
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cheesycatz · 2 months
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The Making of: Life-Size Malworm Plush
(Wormton AU)
STATS
16 ft 3 in (495 cm) long
Total time: 150 hours
Material Cost: $124
Theoretical minimum cost (based on seamstress wage): $2,524
(Progress photos and commentary below)
I'll be referring to my life-size wormton plush as "malworm" for convenience sake.
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Unlike my Spamton NEO, Caine, and Fake Peppino plushies, I didn't spend a lot of time on concept art. Since I planned to make the malworm plush as close as possible to its 2D design, I didn't have to add much stylization, other than simplifying some details (no way in hell was I going to make 104 separate embroidered stitches for the segments of his toes, sorry). I mainly used the planning stage to calculate how wide the body pieces needed to be, plotting it out in 1/4 in : 3 in scale and using circumference formula to find the values I needed. I planned to make it around 10 feet long, the length of a young adult malworm. A lot of this project was improv, but, I mean, it wasn't my first or second or third time making a spamton centipede.
The head was quite a complicated shape, so I carved a tiny model out of craft foam, covered one half of it in masking tape, then cut the masking tape mask (hah) into flat pieces. I then traced the pieces onto graph paper and manually scaled them up by using the fact that I wanted the nose to be 1 ft long as reference. The rest of the pattern pieces were very simple, as wormton's teeth, body, legs, etc were very easy to translate into 2D shapes. I used old school notes as paper for the body, as I needed a lot of it. It was entertaining cutting exerpts of Moby Dick and English Renaissance biographies into body parts. I ended up making the body significantly longer; I had to spend $100 dollars on fur anyways, so why not make a maximum size one?
Making the pattern pieces took around 8 hours. While waiting for the fur to ship, I started cutting out the teeth, legs, and eyes. By the time the fur arrived, I had already sewn 36 worm teeth. I did an 11hr all-nighter to cut all the fur in one sitting the day it arrived. After a long vacuuming session and an uptake in the amount of polyester fiber in my lungs, I finished cutting the pieces, taking about 18 hours and 40 minutes.
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As usual, the head was the first thing I worked on. It was...kind of wonky once I flipped it inside out. I trimmed some of the fur so that I could actually see what was happening. The main issues were the lack of any forehead, the nose being way too wide, and the cheeks being too flat. I did some ladder stitching as well as modifying the thing from the inside, and eventually made the head look much better. The cheeks still don't stick out that much still, but I'm happy with how the head looks now. I think it conquered the sopping wet owl resemblance. I inserted wire into the nose and jaws to help them keep their shape.
When I started this project, I wasn't sure whether to make it based off of Wormton or just a copyright-free malworm; I decided to do both. I went with red for the non-Spamton version, as I think it really fits the cartoony fly/mothman-style cryptid look malworms are supposed to have.
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I sewed a square pouch into the throat and put in all those teeth. I used hot glue to wrap blue squares around a wire for the proboscis, because I think I would've gone bonkers cuckoo bananas if I had to hand sew that entire thing. The throat pouch holds the proboscis when it's not extended, as well as anything else I wanted to shove in there. I never measured it, but it's around 4-5 ft long. I finally made the Spamton... eye patches(?) and a pair of eyelids, though I didn't end up using them in the photo shoot. I also made a new pair of nostrils, as the old ones kind of got swallowed up from all the plastic surgery I was giving him
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Now that the head was finished, I got to work on the body. I sewed the white belly and segments of the body together. I left most of the tail open, as the fur was too thick for me to flip it out at a certain point. I worked on the legs, next. After living out my cosplay dreams by putting the claws on my fingers like bugles chips, I grouped the claws together and sewed most of each leg and foot together, leaving me with many pairs of charred drumsticks (did not taste good)
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I attached an extra long wire structure into each set of claws, then threaded the wire through each respective leg and stuffed them. I ladder stitched the claws to each foot, then stuffed each with some plastic beans in order to give the feet weight. I then finished sewing each foot shut. I now had a pile of disembodied limbs and one very long scarf.
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I wound many long pieces of wire together to create an armature for the body. While the plush's body is way too heavy to be properly posable, the wire does still give some structure. I wrapped the extra long ends of the legs' wires to the metal spine, using the body's leg holes for reference. I then pulled the body up the metal armature like a sock.
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I pulled the legs through their respective holes and stuffed the body. It was the first time the malworm was huggable! It's sort of like an oversized body pillow, in a way. I had to ladder-stich all the limbs, the head, and the rest of the tail, as it would've been completely impossible to flip inside out. It was quite difficult to do on furry fabric, and my thread frequently broke from the force I had to pull with to keep the stitches tight. Eventually, I got everything attached to some degree.
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The last details I worked on were the mane, tail tufts, and scopula pads. The mane and tail tufts were ladder stitched onto the body, but I decided to use glue to attach the pads to the feet. I think the extra blue details make his proboscis fit much better, and who doesn't love spider paw pads? I also glued some velcro to the eye patches so that they stay attached better. They slide under the black eye rings.
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My malworm was finally finished! I tried to put a lot of effort into the photo shoot so that people who don't know about the AU can enjoy it. I wanted to make it seem like some weird entity whose only goal is obtaining more Spamton brainrot. Hence it making Spamton on Mario Kart DS under the bed, obsessing over the Spamton Plush, inspecting the Spamton Shrine, and just generally harassing the photographer (me, I guess?). I wanted to capture the silliness, creepiness, and lack of respect for personal space that Spamton is known for. I thought about giving him a bag of doritos under the bed like that one image of the isopods eating them, but went with the DS instead. I thought it would be funny to see this thing playing Super Mario 64 DS (or Super Spamton 64) and here the "buh bye!" sound effect when it closes the DSi XL.
That's all from me, for now. I have other Wormton related matter to attend to.
Don't let the parasitic Spamton larvae bite
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yoursweetwife · 4 months
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hi i’m absolutely brain rottimg about dr ratio while trying to complete a lab report
just thinking about his partner complaining about statistics and about how they despise statistical analysis. they’ve got this report to do (i wonder where this idea is coming from…) and they’re dreading it
he notices them furrowing their brows as they input data into this analysis program, cursing under their breath.
“aeons, why is this so confusing…? the graphs they use… why can’t i tell if…” they’re mumbling under their breath, absolutely confused. they’ve actually been at it for a while, and ratio *hates* to admit that he’s beginning to miss their presence…
so he goes up and pries the laptop out of their hands, with a soft mumble of ‘you’re an idiot’ under his breath.
“i’ll help you out. it’s better than watching you fumble with the data like an idiot.” he says softly, but he really is too embarrassed to admit he would literally do their whole lab report for them if they asked him.
just thinking of soft fluffy dr ratio begrudgingly helping his partner suffer through their lab work. as a reward they smother him in kisses and he hates to admit he enjoys seeing them so happy and thankful…
GET HIM OUT OF MY BRAIN!!! IM BRAINROTTING!! I WANT HIM DEAD /J
Sorry, it took me a long time to respond to your request. Since you didn't specify gender, I decided to take a female reader
synopsis: [name] was tired and Ratio decided to help his lover
frmale!reader
Sitting on the flock sofa, Ratio looked up from his book from time to time to look at his watch. From the outside it may seem that he is completely calm, but inside the scientist was trying to overcome his own anxiety. Only the rapid tapping of his fingers on the pages of the book betrayed his irritation.
Ratio ran his hand through his disheveled hair and sighed irritably. How long he's been sitting here? Ever since you told him to go to bed alone because you had a lab report to fill out, and Ratio knew how much you hated that, but you hated asking him for help even more. And no matter how much Veritas respected you for this, your absence began to bother him.
And Ratio hates this feeling, now even being alone in the room seems like some kind of torture, he’s used to your more physical displays of affection, cuddling against his side, resting your head on his shoulder..
Quiet rustling noises made Ratio glance displeasedly towards the kitchen. He put the book on the coffee table and headed into the next room, trying to make as little noise as possible.
Already at the door frame, his golden eyes met your tired figure. He could hear you irritably whispering curses under your breath while writing something down, and Ratio began to fear that you were about to cry, seeing your completely confused face and futile attempts to fill out the table.
You didn't even notice his bulky figure standing right in front of you, and his worried expression never reached your eyes. For a couple of seconds, he had the urge to throw the ill-fated laptop out the window.
"Oh, I don't understand...what.."
Here again, Ratio rubbed the bridge of his nose, and with light steps walked straight to the table, before you even had time to come to your senses, as the gadget slammed shut in front of your face, making you flinch.
Veritas stands at the side of the table, keeping his hand on the computer and staring irritably straight into your tired eyes. His whole body was tense, as evidenced by the bulging veins on his strong arms and twitching muscles, you almost thought that he was going to scold you for your idiocy, as if you were one of his students.
"Veritas, what are you doing?"
He interrupted your question and leaned closer to your face, and you involuntarily held your breath, avoiding his assessing gaze and waiting for the next words.
“Idiot, how long are you going to rack your brain over such basic things? If you continue to stare mindlessly at the screen, knowledge will not appear in your head automatically.”
Ratio crossed his arms over his chest and looked at you expectantly. You laughed awkwardly and leaned back in your chair, relaxing for the first time in hours.
“What else could I do but stare mindlessly?”
You decided to joke to diffuse the tension. But your lover seemed to take it seriously and pointed to himself proudly.
"For example, asking me for help."
The look of surprise your face did not go unnoticed, but almost immediately it was replaced by a slight smile. Ratio's face relaxed a little, and his cheeks turned a light crimson shade.He cleared his throat, trying to regain his composure.
"I'll help you. It's better than watching you fiddle with data like an idiot."
In just a second he was sitting next to you, opening laptop to see what he had to work with. For aeons, he wanted to get this over with as quickly as possible and be in a soft bed with you in his arms.
You silently watched Veritas’s actions, listening to his explanations, but your thoughts constantly went somewhere else. Contrary to popular belief, Ratio is quite a cute lover, especially in the mornings when he is too sleepy to try to act cool and confident. And his attempts to hide his need for you are adorable.
Soon the work was almost finished, and you even learned something during this time and helped Veritas, for which you received a dry “not bad,” but pride was visible in his eyes.
You couldn't help but yawn, causing tears to form in your eyes. Your lover shook his head softly. His sweet troubled woman.
"Time for bed, you look like you might faint from exhaustion."
“Thank you, Veritas, now I’ll clean everything up and we’ll go...”
Just as you reached for the mess on the table, Veritas stopped your hand, gently grabbing your wrist, and looked at you sternly.
"I'm pretty sure it can wait until tomorrow."
"But..."
With his free hand, Veritas lifted your chin while the other rested on your waist.
"No "but", we're going to the room now and you won't get out of bed until the next morning."
Ratio said, draw out each word. A deep blush filled your cheeks, for the first time Veritas looked so...needy, and he also seemed surprised by his own words.
Veritas let go of you almost immediately and turned away, trying to hide his red face, but you prevented him by grabbing both of his hands.
“It seems like I never thanked you for your help, does it?”
Your soft hands came to rest on his face, pulling him closer to place a light but passionate kiss on his lips. And Veritas wasted no time in deepening the kiss, leaning into your soothing touch.
If you always thank him like that, then he is ready to fill out thousands of such reports.
You soon broke contact and a few more quick kisses landed on his cheeks, forehead and nose, causing him to protest, but despite the outward hostility, Veritas clearly wanted more, and you were going to give it to him.
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shapelytimber · 2 months
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Look, social media aus are very dumb but fun to do fklxkdk Illya would make short videos (mostly) about fashion, and Napoleon would be very unsubtle about being a Spy
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I am formally apologizing to the uncle fandom for tiktoker Illya Kuryakin, I have no regrets (also @quijicroix is part responsible, being my evil advisor)
Here are the posts in details, and the profile pics :)
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[COMMISSIONS]
No process this time, just me yapping for way to long about every choice and refs that went into this dumb au below vvv
Illya is younger than Napoleon (I usualy headcanon him at around 25 and Napoleon 35ish), so I think their use of social media would be quite different : hence Illya on Tiktok and Napoleon on Instagram. Also it's not the 60s so Illya can be like 10% less reppressed :)) but as a debuff Napoleon now has the technology to call him a nerd
Illya's page started as a cover for some affair, but he ended up kinda enjoying doing it in his free time. It's like a hobby for him, a way to experiment with fashion ! It's what made him want to pursue fashion design as a career after his curent spy job. And also I think he gets more and more nervous the more followers he gets, because as a spy having a chance to get recognise in the street is really bad dkdldlos Napoleon teases him endlessly that he became a tiktoker (as he should)-
Did I, at one point in the project, had to scrap the thirst trap idea to keep the fashion nerd vibes ? Yes I did, but just know he uses the "twink" tag :)
• The first post is a ref to the discotheque affair, not the best episode and a great miss for not including a disco Illya outfit, so I made him one to match the other :D
• The second is to the Hot number, but he gets to wear the thrush pattern !
• The third one is what made me do all of this ! Because, if you're not french, you might not know about one of my favorite yearly twitter threads : Met Gala outfits as INSEE graphs by Clara Dealberto ! Don't care about the met gala, but this is very funny :) and such a Illya Kuryakin thing to do kdkdkd
• fourth one isn't fashion related, it's a ref to popart and the "he has Dostoïevski eyes" line that made us laught a lot
• A little Fiddlesticks for the dog post, because it's a banger episode. Plus a nod to he dog expert from it, with whom Illya had palpable sexual tension fkfkfkl I like to think they kept contact ;) (shoutout to this fic (Intensity by AconitumNapellus) who absolutely get the vision, 10/10 guy to "cheat" on your boyfriend with)
• and the final one is a make over because of course it is
As for Napoleon, being older and less invested in this, an instagram made sense. But crutialy, I get such strong modern oss117 vibes from Napoleon (the way he shoots his gun, the goofy faces, the awkward stance everytime he enters a place, the inexplicable in universe rizz...) dkfkldls modern oss117 was a parody of both 60s james bond and older oss117 movies, but I'm now convinced they also whatched some uncle while doing these, it's just so obvious- anyway all this to say, in the second movie oss117 has to pose as a photographer and gets way too invested in his cover (it's his thing don't question it), and at the end of the movie we get to see all the photography he took during his mission..... Let me tell you how hard it was to resist him having an instagram full of blurry women on the street (canon 60s napoleon would have done it I'm sorry)- but what I kept was the pretty "badly" shot pics of random things, tho you sometimes get the odd decent pic taken by Illya. And he gets to be in a duck floatie as a treat and nod to oss <3
• Pinned post is because it became frustrating for him having to respond to people asking him if it was his real name or if he was a far right french man simping for Bonaparte
• first post is not a ref, but if my very sexy flat car was burning in the desert I would take a pic (ft Illya despairing) kdkdkd
• Duck floatie is a oss117 ref
• selfie with a beautiful woman (ft his finger), no ref I just love drawing women
• also Fiddlesticks for the cute Napoleon fox !! And to kinda link the two profiles :)
• and finaly Spy with my face ! He tried taking a picture of his date (I'll let you decide who it was), but oops front facing camera kdkdkdk
Can you tell I had a lot of fun doing this ? I love this show way to much omfg
PS : if you've never seen the recent oss117 movies, you should they funny ! But oh god some jokes are terrible- the first one is the best, minus one gay joke frankly not great. They nail the gay joke in the second one but oh god... They do not always win the 'is our character a piece of shit or is the movie problematic' gamble so be aware of that. And the 3rd one is shit don't bother
PPS : I don't use Tiktok, I tried my best to emulate the feeling of it but be aware I have no idea what I'm doing dkkdld
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bellewintersroe · 1 year
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Max Verstappen x HornerDaughter!
Max apologises to Leni for his actions prior to that evening. Leni doesn’t think she’s the one Max should be sorry to. Tension ensues. Kinda just a filler chapter.
Part 3, here is the link to part 2. Taglist: @ironmaiden1313 @callsignwidow
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My eyes lingered over the Dutchman, brows furrowing and stomach churning in a deeper guilt. I was meant to be working, having the lucky of doing it remotely, but a certain Max Verstappen was distracting me. It was quiet in the room that I sat in, that’s why I chose to sit there. I would be flying back to Monaco soon, a place that was starting to become my second home, before heading to Singapore for the race there. In the meantime, I wanted to spend time with my dad whilst I could, even if that meant working alongside him. “What’re you up to, Len?” He walked over, causing my trance on Max to fade. “Really boring documents.” I spun the laptop, sighing out with each work.
“Fun, why don’t you give it a rest and come look at the cars?”
“No, you’re a terrible influence!” I teased seeing him smirk in amusement. “I don’t even know what that stuff is, graphs? What for?”
“Comparing the growth over time of each client- ah, it’s not exciting.” I pulled my laptop back. “I have to get it done by 5 so..”
“Well if you fancy a break there’s some RB19’s that want looking at.” His brows perked, clearly confused as he scanned my work. Some of it was in French, due to the office being based in Monaco. I had to go in once a month or so for meetings, apart from that I’d bagged the most flexible career in scientific studies ever. I wasn’t sure how long it would last, my brains were there for it, but I had the tendency to get bored very easily.
“Okay, cool.” I muttered, getting back to my work.
During lunch, the area I was in got thankfully very quiet, that was apart from a certain Max Verstappen checking out his and Checo’s cars, analysing his test performances.
I felt a little awkward to call out to him, especially after what happened in the Uber. Even thinking about it made my cheeks warm yet my chest simultaneously drop from guilt. I would say mixed feelings, but the guilt clouded over anything else I felt towards Max. Even if I allowed myself for a second to day dream about him, the shame would creep up on me like no other.
I glanced up to him for a second, noticing he was glimpsing in my direction, he fiddled with his cap awkwardly and I felt my heart accelerate instantly.
“Everything alright, Max?” I broke the silence, thank god. It was becoming too much to bare. I acted focused on my laptop, but in reality I wasn’t reading a single word on that screen.
“Yeah.” He quickly spoke. “Are you?” His hand ran through his hair, messing it about slightly. He looked good like that, all dishevelled. He’d allowed his facial hair to grow out even more, not messy, just manly. I took a look of him up and down in his gym wear.
“Yeah, just working.” I shrugged. “Listen..” he suddenly spoke, making his way over as my eyes were now glued to the blonde man walking nearer. “Listen?” I had to play naive to what he was about to say, maybe I should act like I didn’t remember anything? Pretend it didn’t happen completely?
“I’m sorry for the other night, I don’t want to make you feel uncomfortable or anything.” He came over to the table I was sat. Uncomfortable? Why would he make me feel uncomfortable when I was the one who probably started out with these feelings in the first place?!
“You didn’t make me uncomfortable.” My laptop was pushed aside now as I stared back to him from the other end of the table. He wasn’t so good at eye contact, not when he was shy. I always thought he didn’t like me growing up, but in reality he was just an awkward, teenaged boy. Max nodded along. “You know you’d never make me uncomfortable.” I reassured. “Okay, good, I just got a bit worried-” “No don’t be.” I quickly spoke. “It’s just-” Max’s eyes were on me now, the blue reflecting against the sun making them seem brighter than usual. It took me a moment to actually get my words out, Max could look a little intimidating at times, and right now he did. “Maybe I’m not the one you should be apologising to.” He immediately rubbed over his face. “She went home, I never saw her.”
“Flew home?”
“Flew home.” Max nodded as I exhaled. “Jesus.”
“It’s my fault but now it makes it harder to… you know.” I cringed at his words. “Harder to what? Break up?” The question fell out my mouth, sounding a little harsher than it intended to.
“Do you wanna grab some food, you know, with your dad?” He very quickly changed the topic as I frowned a little.
“No, I’m good.” The two of us were staring back to one another, as though we were about to engage in some weird confrontation. I didn’t like it. It felt tense, and it never felt like this between us. Max nodded, and went to turn around awkwardly.
“Let’s just… like try to forget anything happened. Like forget you told me anything in the first place.”
“Leni, you know that won’t work..” “Whatever tried happened the other night won’t work.”
“Leni…”
“Max, I’m serious. I don’t want to know anything else about you and Kelly, I feel bad for her.” I got a little carried away as Max blinked back to me. He looked shocked, even I was shocked.
“Okay.” He seemed to perk after a minute or so. “I was drunk you know, sorry for opening up to a friend.” I let out a deep sigh at his words, watching him fully walking away now. I didn’t have it in me to say anything else, it was painfully uncomfortable in the room after that, the conversation remained heavy on my mind and you best believe I left there as soon as I possibly could.
I was walking out of the training grounds, bag full of all my work stuff as I struggled in the intense, Italian heat.
“Leeeeennnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!” A very dramatic call out of my name was the only thing persuading me to to turn back around.
“Oh, Lando!” I giggled out in amusement. The Brit jogged his way over, enveloping me in a quick hug. “How are you?” He questioned.
“Good, too fucking warm, but good- how about you?”
“I’m great, think I bagged myself a date for tonight.” He grinned. “Oh really? Who with?”
“Really attractive Italian girl, she’s called Mila. Look, I have pictures.” Lando pulled out his phone as I momentarily glanced up, only to see Max walking past with the same confused expression I had. I instantly looked away.
“Look, this is her…” he swiped through the pictures of the beautiful girl. “Wait, stop swiping so fast!” I laughed. “I’d pay to see your conversations with her. I hope you haven’t used anymore of those pick up lines.” I looked back up to Lando whose eyes roamed towards Max slightly.
“Oh is Max, hello!!” He waved out. Max gave out a kinda pathetic wave and half a smile with a quick greeting back before he headed off to the car.
“Well he seems happy, anyway, she…” Lando right, in a sarcastic sense. Max looked moody as hell, his jaw was tensed, even his walk was tensed. I hoped desperately I wasn’t the cause for that, and a slight panic washed over me at the thought of me causing that. Maybe I snapped a little earlier at him. Was I too blunt? I didn’t want to hurt his feelings… Fuck, my stomach was in knots, and when his car drove past, it really dawned on me how strong my feelings were for him. “She wears all these like Prada things, I think they’re fake but- are you even listening to me?”
“Yeah, sorry Lando, keep going…” I was in fact not listening.
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minty-mumbles · 1 year
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Linked Universe Survey 2023
The long awaited results of the survey. Sorry it took me forever, making graphs is hard.
There were 452 responses to the survey as a whole, which is almost double what we got last year, so thank you to everyone who participated!
If you want to see the raw data, you can find that here. I had thoughts about the data, but compiling that into another post would be too much of a hassle. Feel free to send me asks about it though!
The rest of the post will be under a read more as it it large
Demographics
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Other: Demigirl (4), Transmasc (3), Grey genderfluid, Unlabeled, Demiboy, Demiagender
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Other: Omnisexual (4), Poly (2), Trixic, Abroromantic or Bellusromantic, Demisexual
General Questions
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Other: Quotev, Discord, their own google docs
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Other: Discord, Variations of "I haven't posted yet, but I pan to" and "I haven't posted my fics in ages",
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Other: Wattpad, Deviantart, Discord
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Other: Crochet dolls, Custom dolls, Roleplay blogs (2), Fan translations, Headcanons (2), Piano music
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The purple section in the “Warriors vs Warrior” chart is supposed to read “Warrior.” I made a typo.
Favorites and Least Favorites
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Selected Free Response Answers
im sorry warriors i just can't play your game (it is very very hard. i am stuck very early on in the game)
I love cats meow meow meow
was extremely tempted to put twilight for least favorite. unfortunately he is my favorite to write from the perspective of (he has taken over most of my wips. help) and that probably counts for something. WILD on the other hand. hooo boy how the hell do i characterize this gargoyle. why is he Like That. least favorite it is
Twiddy
very good fandom to be in :) everybody is very nice
It's a straight up crime that Wars lost the aesthetics poll so quickly. He has such a peak Link design with the best colors. Ugh I'm getting wistful.
FROGS. FROGS. FROGS. ALSO HAPPY PRIDE MONTH. FROGS. FROGS. FROGS. FROGS. FROGS.
I will fight Hylia herself and the next person who implies Twi can't handle spice. If we're going to lean into him being southern/Midwestern, which is an alright stero type for our rancher, please keep in mind the culture you're basing him off. The south and midwest can handle their spice, I assure you. Have you ever had authentic Louisiana gumbo? It will melt you tongue off. Or some good old fashion spicy fried chicken? I promise the real stuff has quite a kick. (In all seriousness, though. It's more important that you're having fun. And even I can admit the idea of Twi being an Ordonian who can't handle his spice is more than a little funny.)
I am an OoT Link edgelord and have been since early 2017. So, in September of that year, when an artist by the name of jojo56830 puts out a lineup of nine different Links and the Hero of Time is there – the oldest, no eye, Hero’s Shade armor? I saw that one sketch and just thought “oh this is gonna be bad.” Yeah of course he has the coolest design. By the way, it’s only a matter of time until Fierce Deity shows up in the comic and I have reason to believe it could be this current Dawn arc. Dawn … Dawn of a New Day … and who brought about the Dawn of a New Day? Fierce Deity. Twilight is recovering but still injured and what will happen if he falls again? Fierce Deity is coming and we need to be prepared. In this essay I will—
Remember that time when someone put the whole script of the bee movie in here? I’m not that dedicated, and I don’t have that time, but let us remember and hope someone else does it again this time. Cause someone is bound too. We’re all crazy enough to do it. Alright, love you and stay hydrated pls!
Hi! I joined this fandom really recent but i’ve always seen LU stuff on pinterest and elsewhere. Only recently have i actually took the time to understand the fandom and get back into LOZ stuff and i adore the characters and story! The more and more fanart, fanfics, and comics i see about the different Links the more i love them all. It’s such a pain to pick just one i like or one i don’t like because they’re all so unique. I love this fandom and hope to get more involved!! Have a wonderful rest of your day :]
Epona is an underrated queen
your mom
I really don't get why Zelda is called Artemis. Athena makes more sense???? It perplexes me
Anyone seeing this should check out Breanna’s E!Wild AU
Something something queer every Link into oblivion!
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Sweet Truth - pt. 1
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Summary ~ Mr. Choi, an arrogant and cold boss, learns the truth when visiting one of his employees house, Y/n. Who is someone he would like to be more close with. Yet the lack of emotions is a great obstacle for him he will have to do a lot to get to her heart.
Warnings ⚠️ ~ FLUFF ☁️, angst, may contain some smut in future parts, language, long (sorry) - enjoy!!
a/n - definitely turning this into a mini series! Yes I love this so much 💕 I TAKE ANY SUGGESTIONS, sorry for bad grammar
You know what’s more exhausting than working almost 10 hours a day and barely getting any sleep? Having a boss like Choi Seungcheol. Honestly! You could ask anybody in the company, everyone hated him. He was so cold and strict along with being a perfectionist. It would be surprising if he remembered your name. He had also earned my hatred, when I joined the company he packed me with work and sent me for coffees every chance he got. This man had an addiction to dark coffee bitter just like him, and not to forget the fact that he underestimated my abilities.
My thoughts were interrupted by the voices of my co-workers as they bowed their heads greeting Mr. Choi, I took the files that I needed him to sign, grabbing my iPad. He walked past the workers so arrogantly didn’t even look at them and into his office. I sighed quietly and went to his door knocking three times before entering slowly closing the door behind me.
He was focused on something on his computer as I got there, I noticed he was checking the company’s finances, and checking the graphs.
“Mr. Choi…I have some requests from other companies for partnerships…and about the products—” I started while setting the folders down on his desk, but he cut me off.
“I heard about the problem with the products…I’m going to need you to stay overtime today…we’ll look at it and try to fix it” he said, starting to look through the folders I gave him.
“Oh…” I said quietly, not realizing that my disappointment was noticeable. He looked up at me and frowned, his eyebrows confused.
“Any problem with that Miss…” he mumbled and I clenched my fist gently.
“Y/n. sir…” I responded helping him out, I already knew he wasn’t going to get my name right.
“And no, no problem at all sir…I’ll just have to cancel my plans tonight,” I said softly “Well I need to go check something and I’ll come back to start working on fixing the problem” I said and he just gave me a cold nod going back to his computer. Forming a thin line with my lips I slightly bowed and left his office.
A few workers had already left and it was past my work hours, so I grabbed my bag and my work things and head back to Mr. Choi’s office. This time I found him standing up with his hands on his desk leaning down revising some papers. I had to admit that Mr. Choi was a pain in the butt at times but that didn’t mean he wasn’t good looking. Small strands of his hair fell on his face, and he had his sleeves rolled up revealing his veiny arms decorated with his expensive watch. I gulped and moved a chair next to his like I always did when we worked together.
There wasn’t much conversation in the first 15 minutes, only things I needed clarifications with but that was until my phone turned on revealing a
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Vernon 💛
It’s okay sweetie, we can move our date another day!
don’t overwork yourself! ❤️
I had not really taken the message in mind until Mr. Choi spoke, making me widen my eyes.
“Tell your boyfriend that you are busy, remember you need to be professional, you're still at work Miss Y/n” he grunted coldly. I took my phone quickly into my chest slowly.
“No…he isn’t…I mean sorry sir…” I said quickly looking at my phone, putting it on silent, putting it down faced down. I tried to concentrate again until it hit me.
“Miss Y/n.”
He had remembered without me repeating it to him. I looked at him for a few seconds and his head turned to look at me. I’m not joking when I said that we stayed there for a few seconds staring at each other. He cleared his throat and glanced at my iPad.
“what? get back to work” he mumbled.
-minutes later-
Checking the time it read 12 am. Shit. I was so tired and I was afraid of passing out in front of my boss. My eyes started to close but his typing made me come back again.
“Um…sir I think I finished…” I whispered moving my iPad to him covering my mouth hiding a yawn. He hummed and started to revise my work. Silence. His classical music plays in the background. His lights dimmed. Perfect to fall asleep.
My eyes closed again while waiting for him to finish and tell me to go home. He for sure was taking his damn time. My head started to fall slowly to the side, along with my body, my head slowly rested on his shoulder. It was warm and big, of course, and incredibly comfortable.
“Miss Y/n…” I heard far, far away. I hummed softly until I heard it again. Gasping loudly I sat up quickly getting up from my seat.
“Yes sir!” I said quickly pushing my hair back, I started to recall that I had fallen asleep on my boss’s shoulder.
“I’m so sorry Mr. Choi '' I said quickly, starting to rant an apology. He waved his hand gently assuring me multiple times that I didn’t need to worry. I felt a hige wave of embarrassment washing over me.
“I think it’s best if we call it a day huh?” he said in a different voice, it was now his deep voice but now more, friendlier? As much as I wanted to be professional I agreed with him and nodded. I started to pack up my things and so did he.
“Have a goodnight sir…” I said politely bowing and starting to walk out and he came right behind me.
“Wait, why don’t you let me drive you home?” He suggested making my tiredness go away.
“Um…what? Oh no sir…that…that could affect your reputation” I mumbled feeling my cheeks warm up.
He scoffed as we walked out.
“Please, there’s no buses going around at this hour and a taxi is unsafe for a lady like you…at least you can trust me don’t you think?” he said, looking at me. I gripped my bag strap and bit my lower lip taking in mind what he just said.
Was he helping me? I was actually scared to go out alone and of course I trusted him more than a taxi driver or anyone at this hour.
“Um…only this once, thank you…” I said softly following him to his car. I wasn’t surprised but my eyes still went wide seeing his Mercedes g63, it went so well with him I thought and his words replayed in my head, he wasn’t going to let a lady like me go out alone at this hour. That just made him so different from the arrogant boss during the day. No Y/n stop it! He is your boss, you can’t see him any other way!
The car ride was silent except when I told him my address, a few minutes later he parked in front of my house and I sighed tiredly gently rubbing my eyes, stretching slightly, then the door ioening and closing startled me. Mr. Choi had gotten out of the car and opened the door for me.
“Oh…um thanks…thank you…” I said getting out shyly “Well have a goodnight sir—”
“Y/n!” My mom called out coming out of my house. She made her way to us and hugged me before looking at Mr. Choi.
“Oh my my Y/n! He is handsome!” she exclaimed giggling and I froze.
“M-mom…stop…he—” I mumbled.
“He must be a co-worker of yours! Wait! Why don’t you both come in? I made some bibipam, we can also talk about that rude boss that you talk about Y/n!” she yelled, pulling us in.
At that point I wanted the earth to swallow me whole. She kept rambling all the mean things I had said about Seungcheol and I glanced at him, his eyes were slightly wide, but interested in the conversation.
“yes sweetie! You tell me he is such a pain at times and how arrogant he is” she said and I made a face at her.
“mom—” I mumbled, waving my hands to make her stop, but Seungcheol’s hand slowly stopped my hand taking it in his.
“No it’s fine…gone on ma’am…” he whispered, his face didn’t express anger but interest in the conversation, as my eyes darted to our hands. His large hand gently embracing mine, I was so confused.
“Oh you know, it’s Mr. Choi or something, he overworks my little daughter! She works so hard to impress him! What do you think about him, young man?” She asked, setting two bowls with warm soups on the table.
“Well ma’am I think I don’t really pay attention to the boss’s actions…” he said in a gentle tone to my mom as we took a seat and she sat down across from us.
After a few minutes later I was helping my mom clean up, and praying that I don’t get fired. Wiping the table I noticed Mr. Choi looked over the pictures on the shelves, and a thin smile came to my mind. Shaking my head. slightly I went over to him while my mom finished cleaning.
“Nice family” he mumbled, making me look at him.
“Huh? Oh y-yeah thank you sir…what about you I think you’ve lived a wonderful life,” I said smiling softly and he released a soft scoff.
“I wish… my parents divorced and my relationship with my father isn’t that good…I think that’s why I try so hard…” he started still staring at my family photos.
“Oh I’m really sorry sir…I didn’t” I quickly added apologetically.
“It’s fine, sorry I shouldn’t be ranting about my personal life…um I should get going…” he said looking at me before checking his watch, earning a nod from me I followed him outside walking him to his car.
“Um thank you again for giving me a ride home Sir…” I said bowing my head. He gave me a soft smile and responded.
“Call me Seungcheol…” he mumbled. I looked up in shock. “It’s nothing but call me Seungcheol, let’s start from there…” he said, his eyes fixed on me, I could feel my cheeks heating up.
“Oh um start what Mr. Choi? I mean…S-Seungcheol?” I asked shyly and he placed his hands in his pockets.
“Let’s start with me not being a pain in the butt and an arrogant stupid boss…” he said recalling my mom’s words.
“I’m really sorry sir—” I spoke quickly but he beat me to it.
“Don’t be…That way I can see the things that need to be fixed for me to be a good boss and well…impress someone…” he said and he seemed to admire me for a moment. I gently clenched my fist in a soft ball. He slowly opened his mouth looking like he wanted to say something important to me.
His eyes scanned me for a few seconds. I tried to not get my hopes up. The words he said next were so shocking…
To Be Continued…
Part II
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Thought we build a dynasty that heaven couldn’t break up
“Hmm…” “So?” “Hmm…” “What’s the verdict,Kai?”
Kaiji nodded to himself and looked at Chuuya very seriously.
“Boss…Did you know you have a star shaped birthmark on your bicep?”
Everyone in the room blinked at him.
“Motojiro…We don’t pay you for fucking stand up,you-“ “Rūynosuke!” “He’s right ,you should fire him,Chuuya.” “Yumeno!” “Perhaps we should cut his body up into little pieces…” “Or break his bones and make it into pies...” “Boys!”
The two turned towards him,faces going red at the embarrassment of realizing they were being too loud.
“Kaiji,I’m so sorry…” “Don’t worry about it boss,after all dissolving a body is but a springing board for the question of how to destroy matter entirely.Personally,gentleman,I’d suggest dissolving me in acid.Very effective .” “Nobody is dissolving ,cutting or making anybody into pies,ok?!Can we all just go to bed and move on?!”Chuuya yelled.
They all flinched away and quickly muttered apologies under their breaths.
Chuuya exhaled deeply.
“What do you suggest I do about my arm,Kaiji?”Chuuya said waving it weakly
The whole thing was bloated and bruised beyond belief,Ahrahabaki’s mark glowing on his shoulder and emanating so much heat that it was literally smoking.
“Hmm…It is rather anomalous boss.” “How come?” “Well,usually your bloating has been a lot more spread out.if you’d take a look at the graph…”
Kaiji pulled out two pieces of paper,an outline of a male body on both.
“The first time it was the entire upper half of your body.Then it was just your pectoral muscles and arms.Now it’s just one arm.” “So the affected-“ “Area seems to be receding with each use.”
Chuuya felt his lips curling up at the news,but before he could note how incredible that was-
“Though…There is a small issue…” “Huh?!” “Despite the smaller and smaller swollen area,the swelling itself seems to have increased in intensity with every subsequent use of corruption.Also there’s been damage to your bones.” “Is his arm broken!?”Yumeno asked,concern etched on his small face
Kaiji chuckled and waved his arm.
“Oh nothing nearly so boring.It’s just that Chuuya’s bones lose density after corruption.You see they erode inside him and become thinner-“
Yumeno’s crying interrupted Kaiji mid sentence.Rūynosuke pulled him close trying to soothe him,seeming to fail miserably as the sobbing continued.
“Look what you did!” “He asked, Akutagawa.I simply answered.In the name of science!”
Chuuya lifted his healthy hand to prevent Rūynosuke from slicing Kaiji in half with Rashoumon.
“Rūyu,I think it might be for the best if you take Yumeno to bed.Mind if he sleeps in your room tonight?” “But,boss-“ “I’ll share the updates with you guys in the morning.Rest up,we all had a really long day.”
While Akutagawa grumbled,he did as he was told,lifting Yumeno up and leaving the room.
Kaiji shut the door.
“Kids.Can’t live with em,can’t live without em,huh, boss?” “They’re just worried,Kaiji.The question is,should I be?”
The man hummed and took out a lemon from a cabinet,biting into it.
“Gross…” “Well,it seems that all the previous times you recovered rather quickly.The first time bloating went down after day 5 and went away completely after two weeks.Second time was bit slower but only by 3 days or so.”
Chuuya rolled his eyes.
“Ok,now I know my arm won’t look like a misshapen balloon animal forever.Great,but what about my bones!?” “Oh those.Well,they seemed to heal up too.Every scan I’ve done of you seemed to show your bones perfectly back to normal.Though,that might just be because there was still something of them left.This current erosion appears to be the most extreme so far.” “Which means?” “The next time you use corruption the bone in the bloated area might erode to the point of complete destruction.”
Chuuya’s jaw fell open.
“But…But it’ll heal,right?” “If there’s a shard left over there might be a chance.If not,well…Best case you lose a finger,worst case just the lower half of your arm.Prosthetics can be made for either.”
Chuuya only sat there in stunned silence.Would he even be able to fully use corruption with a prosthetic?It was his body that was the vessel.Would the power just stop at where the metal started or-
“Either way I’d warmly recommend some calcium supplements and a cold pack cast.Will make things much easier.”
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“So,how did it go?”Kōyo asked
Chuuya flashed his injured arm from his office armchair.
“Looks bad.” “I promise you,it feels even worse.” “Are you gonna talk to it about that or-“ “He and no.”
It wasn’t that Chuuya didn’t have questions,but Ahrahabaki’s intentions really weren’t his main concern at the moment.
It was well trotted ground between the two of them that Chuuya was a rather unique case in terms of host.Mostly because there Ahrahabaki had not been let in willingly,so they were both trapped with one another.
All the previous hosts had trained their bodies in such a way to handle corruption just fine before making a deal with the god.Chuuya couldn’t have been further from that.
His two years in the lab did their fair share of irreversible damage to his body, making sure that his body could never reach its full potential.
His improper use of corruption also messed that up,nerves frayed slightly but irreparably nonetheless.Very plausibly whatever this deal caused in other hosts was far less severe than what he was experiencing and not necessarily intentionally.
Kōyo sat down across from him.
“How was Dazai?” “Collaborative.As much as he can be anyway.” “You know what I mean,boss.”
A silent beat.
“Nothing new.Everyone reacts like that when they see me use corruption.” “Chuuya I’m-“ “Save your sympathies ,sis.As I said nothing new.Besides,Osamu’s the past.He’s nothing to me now.”
She looked to his neck.
“That so?”
Chuuya was confused for only a second until he realized that he had taken his shirt and scarf off earlier and forgot to put them back on,leaving his choker in full view.
He looked away from Kōyo.
“You know very well why I wear this.” “Of course.You repeat it often enough.’I don’t want to cast the pearls of my devotion before swine.’.A fine principle,boss.But I struggle to believe it when his hand is around your neck while you bathe and while you sleep.”
Chuuya turned to glare at her,even though he knew it basically wouldn’t affect Kōyo one bit.Sometimes you just had to show your displeasure,even if others wouldn’t care for it.
“I’m over it Kōyo,is that so impossible to accept?” “Well,you sleeping exclusively with lanky,brown eyed brunettes certainly doesn’t make it easy,does it?”
He opened his mouth to protest but unfortunately that wasn’t something that could be disputed.
Chuuya sighed,put his healthy arm behind his head and looked up at the ceiling,leaning back into the armchair.
“Ok,great job Kōyo,you’re right.Want a trophy or something?” “It’s not a crime to admit you still care for him.You two meant a lot to one another after all.”
Chuuya didn’t even give that a scoff.He cared for Dazai,Dazai meant the world to him.
Dazai cared for him but not nearly as much.Chuuya was worth pitying,worth liking,worth having fun with…But Chuuya wasn’t worth risking things for,worth taking with when he could find something just as good,if not better.Sure he might feel guilty about it occasionally,but it was a fleeting thing.
He wouldn’t have left for him.
If he cared as much as Chuuya had,he wouldn’t have looked at Chuuya like he had.Wouldn’t have been so quick to assume the worst of Chuuya once the mafia started hunting Atsushi down.
Wouldn’t have thought Chuuya so fickle,wouldn’t have thought so little of him.
And yet,so effortlessly,Dazai did just that.
“Yeah,meant.Past tense.”
Kōyo sighed and walked over to him,brushing Chuuya’s hair off of his forehead.
“It’s alright to long for the light,Chuuya.As long as you know people like us can never reach it.”
He nodded.
Dazai was in the light now.Even if Chuuya was the love of his life or some dumb shit like that,that line alone was as durable and immovable as a brick wall between them.
Maybe that was why Dazai hadn’t taken him.It was not Chuuya who was the problem.Not in truth.Dazai didn’t take him with because it was Dazai that was fickle and changeable.
After all,he didn’t leave out of any personal moral objection,did he?No,he left because of Oda.Dazai’s moral fiber was built on a faulty foundation and Chuuya was a temptation,a chain that if allowed to pull on him could easily drag him back right where he started.
Dazai hadn’t changed that much.He still was nothing short of gleeful at the prospect of Yumeno dying.That wasn’t something good people did.
According to Kōyo herself,he had  even tried to make her turn against the mafia by dangling the prospect of Kyouka’s execution in front of her.That was sadistic,no way around it.
Yeah,Dazai was still the same sick,black hearted bastard deep down.What caring about someone like that said about Chuuya as a person was a topic best left for another day,but he could at least take comfort in this.
This whole thing was gonna collapse on Dazai like a house of cards.His hypocrisy will be clear as day and he’ll have no choice but to crawl back to the mafia.
And when he does,Chuuya will look long and hard at his pleading face and into his sobbing eyes.
He will engrave that image into his brain.Every single detail of it.And once he’s sure he remembers it for the rest of his life,he’ll smile and tell Dazai no before shooting him in the head.
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“God,you’re ugly…”Dazai muttered 
The gloves,naturally,did not respond.Dazai looked at them accusingly regardless,chugging a bottle of cheap booze.The café had unfortunately been told by Kunikida to cut him off after three glasses,so he had to take things into his own hands.
“If you spout nonsense like that at three glasses I don’t want to even think about what you’ll say at four.”
The funny thing was that the idea Dazai suggested had been in his brain before he even touched any alcohol.
In fact it had been thrown around quite liberally for the past  eight years.
“I hate Mori,Dazai,but killing his son won’t undo any of what he’s done.”Yosano had said
It was so unlucky for him.Three people and he couldn’t convince a single one.
Even Ranpo didn’t agree with the idea.Maybe it was the timing that fucked him over.It was a mood ruiner to talk about murder over celebratory drinks.
“This alliance with the Port Mafia is the biggest win we’ve had since we hired Yosano.Why would we sabotage that,Dazai?If anything that’s the opposite of logical isn’t it?” Ranpo said with a chuckle 
While Dazai didn’t like insulting his coworkers,he had to admit that this behavior was nothing but foolish.
This was the head of the Port Mafia they were talking about!THE HEAD OF THE PORT MAFIA!
He understood having morals but God,compromise for the sake of the bigger picture,people!
He took a swig of the beer bottle and sat himself onto his couch.Though he supposed it was hard for him too…At first anyway.
In a way,it was even harder for him to consider the plan.The others weren’t losing anything.
They just knew Chuuya as he was now.The boss of the Port Mafia.The man who had attacked them yet had enough common sense and decency to put it aside for the greater good.
Brutal and hostile but within necessity.
To Yosano,this must’ve been a huge improvement.She lived under Mori,saw the worst of it,the most brutal version of him.Before any masks or niceties were able to be constructed or needed to be maintained.
Ranpo knew Mori but only out of the corner of his eye,trough  Fukuzawa.In passing,a few times if Dazai was being generous.
And Kunikida…To him Mori was a shadowy figure,a monster spoken about in whispers and hushed tones.Felt,but never witnessed.
Hard to be a good actor when you’re playing to the wrong crowd.
Dazai,well…He saw the truth of it all.How awful it really was.All the new similarities that the rest of them thought were just who Chuuya has always been.
To them this was just who Chuuya was.It wasn’t too bad,it could’ve been so much worse.
They didn’t know him.
They didn’t understand.
But Dazai did know him.He knew the kid who’d sit by his side on the roof after shitty missions,who’d kick him in his sleep and who’d begrudgingly allow Dazai to play with his hair.
And he knew that that kid was dead,crushed under the heel of the new boss of the Port Mafia.
Chuuya Nakahara,as Dazai had known him,was six feet under,a corpse that’s been rotting for two years now.
What was left behind was a man with the power to destroy the world and every conceivable reason to do it.And now,there was nothing to stop him.Now he could do it at his own convenience whenever he felt like it.
Chuuya was like a time bomb just waiting for something to set it off.And Dazai wasn’t going to sit around waiting for someone to start the timer.
He took the gloves and squeezed them in his hand,feet tapping against the floor as it rang.
“Ace,I need you to do me a favor.”he said as soon as the call went trough
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Doodles
Word Count: 594
Summary: In which they meet at a fan meet.
Warning: she’s not an army im sorry
Pairing: Taehyung x reader
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Taehyung was tired, he usually tried to sleep  a lot before fanmeets but last night his anxiety had spiked and he spent the whole night tossing and turning. Today just seemed to be dragging on, waking up too early, everyone else seems way more energized tha usual. Trying to pump up his energy he played music drumming a beat along his thigh, he didn’t even feel the drags on his skin from his soulmate drawing, so drowsy that he was partially asleep in the waiting room as the staff set up the stage.
She was bored, she only came in place of her friend, she barely listens to bts honestly, not because she didn’t like them, it just never came about. But when her friend fell ill and couldn’t come to the fan meeting she agreed to come and get the auto graphs for them and pass out their letters they write for the members. Her friends however didn’t tell her it would be this boring, she yawned as the event continued, deciding to entertain herself with drawing designs on her skin,  she dragged the pen acros her arm creating elaborate pictures on her skin, with each stroke of her pen the more bored she got, while she loved drawing, especially giving herself temporary tattoos, she couldn’t help but want to leave, the line was so long, was it even worth the extra money for a minute long conversation with each of them.
It took a while before she finally stood before the first member, Namjoon’s dimpled smile growing as she approached, “Hey what’s your name?” He wondered, looking intently at her hand as she handed him the book for him to sign.
She told him her name before quickly telling him to make it out for her friend instead, “You’re not a fan?” He wondered confused as he signed the book.
“I don’t listen to your music much, only when my friend puts it on when we’re together.” She explained with a shrug, moving onto Jin next repeating the process, and then with Yoongi, and Hoseok. Things only got interesting when Jimin perked up at the sight of her arm, eyes widening as he took in the drawings that had appeared on his band member earlier.
“Hey did you draw those today?” He wondered, not even trying to be subtle.
“Yea in line. It was boring.” She hummed, before explaining who she was, why she was here and who to make it out to.
Then came Taehyung, his patterned skin reaching to grab the book from her patterned hand with wide eyes. She looked down, noticing the situation before glancing back up in surprise, her soulmate was an idol? Quickly shaking out of her thoughts she repeated what she told the others and as time ended, he called a staff member to wait at the end for her so they could talk.
After meeting Jungkook who was practically doing a bunny bounce with his excitement she met with the staff and waited for the line to lessen. And when everyone left the seven found their way over to her, all buzzing with excitement.
“Nice to officially meet you, I’m Taehyung, your soulmate.” He introduced, his black hair falling over his eyes slightly as he gave a shy grin.
“Hey it's the non army!” Yoongi called, pointing at the woman with a teasing grin, “Bet you’ll be an army soon.”
The woman gave a faint grin, grasping Taehyung’s hand gently in hers as her nerves dulled down feeling him accept the bond as well.
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Aug 9 - Dracula 2023
The Diary of Mina Murray
After Jonathan passed out last night, no matter how Lucy and I tried to wake him, he stayed out. His pulse was all right, and his heartbeat and breathing. I think perhaps he simply had a great shock, and between that and still being a bit tired, it wiped him out. Lucy agreed. Lucy’s mother fretted quite a bit, but then hurried us all off to bed. It was after midnight, after all. I stayed with Lucy to keep her from sleepwalking and to give Jonathan some room and air. At least as much as we could – we didn’t unlatch the window with the storm still blowing. Jonathan must have woken in the middle of the night and wanted it for himself, though, as the window was unlatched when I went in in the morning.
He slept for a while longer after I came in, and while he seemed tired still when he finally got up, he didn’t seem too much worse for wear. He kissed me and greeted Lucy and her mother amicably. I asked him if he was all right and what happened last night, and he just said, “It’s related to the diary.” Lucy’s mother didn’t notice my expression, but Lucy must have, because she looked between the two of us like she was trying to read our faces.
After breakfast, she suddenly declared that we would all take a morning walk up to the abbey ruins. We were all surprised, but agreed.
Once we were up there, she asked for an explanation – she suspected we knew something between us that she didn’t. And honestly, she was right. We’ve always been close, and something like what Jonathan experienced isn’t helped by isolation. I told him this, and he agreed. So… we began to explain about Jonathan’s experiences in the castle.
It took a long time, and Lucy seemed quite shocked by the whole thing. I wasn’t exactly sure how she would react.
I shouldn’t have worried.
Once we were finished, she was nearly in tears, and she got up and suddenly hugged Jonathan. She said, “I’m so sorry.”
He looked confused, then shook his head as he hugged back. “Please, I don’t…”
She pulled back and shook her head. “Oh, it’s not pity, I’m sorry. I just… haven’t been as charitable to you in the past as you deserved in the past. I’m apologizing for that.”
He smiled at that, and I joined him. She then sat down and rested her chin in her hands before saying, “So… this has something to do with the ship last night? That dog looked right at us.”
Jonathan just nodded.
“So… Whatever it is, you were in danger. So… it might be dangerous here, too.”
He nodded again.
It took her another while to respond again. “Do you two mind if I make some calls? I can’t imagine anything like what happened, but… Arthur, Jack, and Quincey – my three suitors, I told you about them, Mina – they’ve seen quite a lot of the world. They might be able to help.”
We looked at each other and Jonathan shrugged. “I don’t see why not.”
She grinned and leapt up. “Wonderful! Arthur might need some more time, but Quincey and Jack may be able to at least talk about what’s going on.” With that, she hurried down the long stairs, leaving us behind. Jonathan unexpectedly started laughing, and I couldn’t help but join him. Count on Lucy to make the world seem a little brighter.
Article from The Daily Graph (accessed online)
A derelict cargo ship crashed last night near midnight in Whitby Harbor, during a storm dramatic enough for observers to estimate that it might be the harshest storm to hit Whitby in 100 years. With harsher weather increasing across the globe, it’s worth considering whether this sudden storm is yet another piece of added to the pile of evidence for climate change.
Regarding the ship itself: The ship is the Demeter, a small scale cargo container hauler out of Varna, Bulgaria. The ship was hauling its full load of 1000 containers, with the manifest including leather goods and wine from Romania, medicines from Bulgaria, and a variety of miscellaneous other goods. The only part of the shipment brought to shore in the morning was a cargo container filled with boxes of earth, which were taken charge of by Mr. Samuel Billingsworth, a local solicitor. The police are currently notifying other recipients.
Of the crew, most were missing. Only one was still present on the ship was the captain. The police and rescue crew had to break through considerable fortifications on the bridge, some of which appear to have already had something attempting to remove them. One of the doors was broken open, with a considerable amount of blood left on the razor wire set up outside it. Inside, the bridge was awash with blood, with multiple bullet holes toward the door. The captain was on the floor inside in critical condition. He has been rushed to the hospital. We will update this article as information becomes available.
(A/N: You know how I said we were off the rails before? I underestimated the effects of many previous events culminating today.)
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Otto and Atticus Chronicles Part 6: In Sickness
I've been working on this for a couple of weeks, actually. I didn't intend for it to take so long to write, but I kept getting stuck on feeling a little guilty with how much I was putting Otto through and how it was reflecting on my internalized shame for my kink and whump/sick fic leanings. I also just, generally, haven't been feeling particularly well.
As usual, exposition is just as long as the fiction. Feel free to scroll down until you see what you want.
Contains: Hiccups that are NOT pleasant Sneezes and the author's valiant attempt to describe those sneezes through onomatopoeia (Author does not have a snz kink but enjoys the aspects of snz fic) Coughing and descriptions of coughing Fever and descriptions of fever Body aches Sickness Whump Hurt/comfort Just a little sliver of backstory for Otto's alcoholism Discussion of arousal (a smidge) Mention of nausea, but no emeto No sex No self-pleasure Gratuitous stroking of hair and kissing of forehead
This is another work that was inspired by a prompt that was sent to me via message.
Otto being sick in bed with hiccups and Atty nurses him back to health as much as they can This fic has a LOT going on. Much Otto "torture". If any aspects up there in red are not your jam, please feel free to move on. I do plan on writing other fics focusing on fun hiccups in the future.
Without further ado:
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It all started a couple of days ago when Atticus found Otto staring at his computer with a graph of numbers open. He was balancing the books of his clock and watch business. It was one of the few reasons Atticus ever saw Otto on a computer.
Their partner’s eyes looked a little glossed over as they twitched over the screen. It could be the blue light emanating from the computer, but he looked a little pale this morning. Also, there was a distinct lack of aroma in the house that Atticus didn’t fully recognize until they came into the kitchen and searched the countertop for a full French Press or Chemex that didn’t exist.
Their eyes scanned until they found both appliances on a drying rack beside the kitchen sink from the previous morning. They frowned. Atty knew they were up a little early, but they certainly weren’t up before Otto made coffee.
“You...want me to make coffee?” they said, elevating their voice so that Otto could hear it from the other side of the house.
“Huh?” Otto said, just realizing that his partner was in the kitchen. “Oh yeah! Sorry...got stuck on the books. I’m a little out of it this morning.”
As Otto projected his voice Atticus heard the hoarseness in it. But that could be easily attributed to him having woken up and not used his voice yet. Still, the clearing of the throat he did afterward was a little suspect. Atty side eyed at their partner’s direction from the kitchen.
After a while Otto saw Atticus coming from his peripheral with a steaming mug. He rubbed his eyes and cleared his throat again.
“Thanks,” he said shortly and put the mug on the desk beside his laptop to let it cool.
Atticus observed his movements and his face a little more closely. He was definitely pale. But, then again, that Irish-German blood he had kept him pretty pale by genetics. Still, he looked ashen. Atticus sipped their coffee slowly still studying him.
It took Otto a while to notice Atticus’ intense staring and he looked up questioningly.
“You feeling okay, bud?” Atty asked, keeping it light.
“Yeah, just tired for some reason. Took me forever to get up,” Otto said, idly scratching his chest and suppressing a yawn. He sniffed and rubbed his nose with his wrist.
Otto felt Atticus behind him, then, reaching to put an arm around his chest. He looked up at them, his head against their chest, and didn’t dislike the sudden physical contact but was a bit confused by the reason for it.
Atticus leaned their chin on stop of Otto’s fuzzy curls and then put their cheek against his forehead.
“Hm,” they said. Otto was just about to ask for clarification as to what Atticus had discovered when they spoke again, “You feel a little warm. Have you been sitting next to the window?”
It was sunny outside and the drapes were open allowing the warmth to filter into the living room. But Otto had been there in the shadow of the office desk seeing by lamps all morning. He shook his head no in response.
“You sure you feel okay? Headache? Sore throat?” Atticus continued.
“A little headache,” Otto admitted. Then he sighed. “Now that you mention it, I don’t feel great. My throat’s been dry. Aw man…”
Atticus chuckled, “Think you might be getting sick?”
Otto whined a little.
“Alright, time to practice this in sickness and in health part, huh?” Atty said.
“I’m kind of a baby when I get sick…” Otto admitted sheepishly.
“As long as I don’t have to change your diapers, I think I can handle it,” Atticus said with confidence.
“You say that now, but just wait until we become octogenarians! I mean, give me 40 ish more years and we might be changing each others diapers!” he said.
“Oh good. Something to look forward to,” Atticus said dryly. “I obviously request diapers with superheroes on them.”
“I mean, you’re small enough for the toddler si—ah!” Otto was cut off as Atticus pinched with excessive pressure into the side of his torso. “Uncle! Uncle!!”
“C’mon, man, really?” Atticus said, letting go.
Yes, Atticus would admit to there being a humorous height difference between Otto and them, but short jokes were a dime a dozen and Otto was better than that. Usually.
“It was kinda funny,” Otto replied, grinning with dopiness.
Atticus had glared and Otto had laughed, but it turned into what would be the first of many coughing fits over the next two days. It was a dry cough at first that then turned a little more productive at the end as the beginnings of mucous started latching in consequence of immune system battling.
“Oh yeah...definitely getting sick,” Otto confirmed, needlessly.
Otto didn’t really get sick, often. Neither of them did. Allergies certainly had their way, but a virus was rare. Atticus would laud their strong immune systems but, really, it was probably that both of them were homebodies if left to their own devices. Take away hikes, parks, coffee houses, and invitations to small get-togethers with friends and the couple’s social atmosphere was only broadened by work-related necessities, grocery store trips, and some really enthusiastic discussions about going on vacation that never led anywhere past imagining.
Otto had recently completed a pretty full day of home visits. Some of them were new customers and Otto would reflect that one of them had a small child with a runny nose. It didn’t take much to narrow down the source of contagion when the pool of social activity was so small.
The next two days Otto’s body mounted a pretty solid defense against whatever virus had decided to invade. His coughing had gotten into the realm where Atticus winced to hear it and how painful it must be. It barked at night to such a level that he had insisted on sleeping in the loft bed to which Atticus denied and they took the loft bed, instead. Though they frequently checked in and when he seemed calm, they would appear with a damp rag and wipe sweat from his forehead. He rarely stirred too much. His side table had become a clutter of cups and medicines.
His sneezing was so intense they thought he was going to crack a rib if he sneezed wrong. They’d heard his rapid-fire sneezing fits caused by allergens, but this was next-level. Atty wasn’t sure if the intensity of his sneezing coincided with the reason his hiccups tended to be fast, while day long returning bouts were hard, but there were similar nerves responsible so the writer thought it was probably not outside the realm of possibility for both to be caused by some anatomical propensity toward the respective fits’ severity having something to do with the vagus nerve.
When Atticus had mentioned the possibility Otto sighed in response, blowing his nose in a tissue as he had used all of his handkerchiefs (that Atty hadn’t hidden because having found several soiled crumples of cloth had traumatized them).
“I was never a fan of Vegas,” he had finally responded, looking blearily at his spouse with a snuff of his nose.
Atty looked at him with confusion until the pun finally dawned on them and they gave an exhausted eye roll. Otto being ill they could deal with but if there were many more puns like that they might just walk out. Otto, for his part, was pretty proud of himself for coming up with it through the heavy brain fog and dizziness.
Fortunately for Atticus, Otto’s illness stayed upper respiratory. He never had any nausea or other...downstairs issued, at least not that they had been privy to. Atty didn’t think they would be as able to hold themselves together if Otto was vomiting. Not that they wouldn’t still offer care, but it was certainly something they would’ve had more issues with. Mainly they would have issues with trying not to vomit sympathetically.
Otto was at least partially true to his word. He did not handle his symptoms with subtlety. He didn’t hide how crappy he felt. But Atticus almost preferred that. He wasn’t demanding, he just told Atticus how he felt and what he needed and, quite honestly, Atticus appreciated the straight-forwardness. Being able to care for Otto in the ways he revealed to them he needed was actually a relief. Him being able to voice how he felt made them feel safer in knowing how he was doing. Otto was nothing if not an eloquent speaker. The illness had dulled the ability to say his words with grace, but he was still able to get his point across.
“Can you...just stay with me?” Otto had said last night when his fever had started to spike again. His voice was wrecked, coming out a little wheezily and thin. His breath had quickened and that wheeziness increased with each inhale.
“I just...feel funny,” he’d continued. “I can’t...seem to keep still. And my bones hurt. Nothing feels solid when I touch it. I can’t keep track of things in my head. I’m kinda…I’m getting a little panicky I think. I’m sorry. I don’t want you to get this thing. I just...I’m feeling a little dizzy and...it would be nice to have you here. Touching me. So I don’t...so I can stay still?”
And, while he hadn’t meant to, the absolutely terrible coughing fit that followed the request would have convinced Atticus even if they hadn’t already planned on immediately agreeing. It was usually Atticus who asked for cuddles and physical comfort. Not that Otto didn’t appreciate physical connection, but Atticus seemed to crave it more. So being able to give back in a way that Otto did regularly was something the writer was more than happy to do for the clock maker.
So they both reclined on the bed and Otto put his head on Atticus’ chest, taking deep breaths to try and center himself as Atticus carded their fingers through his hair which was damp in sweat from his fever. They whispered encouragements to him until he finally fell asleep.
The next morning Atticus was up before Otto. The past two days had made this a more common occurrence. They were fixing coffee and eggs and pancakes. They were pulling out some fruit from the fridge when the stairs creaked. Atticus peeked outside of the threshold of the kitchen to catch their partner ambling slowly down, catching himself on the handrail briefly.
Otto hadn’t appeared out of their bedroom by himself since he’d gotten sick. Atticus would retrieve him to come downstairs and eat before ushering him back upstairs to continue resting with medication. This was a nice surprise that gave Atticus hope that he was turning a corner.
“You okay, man? You need me to help?” Atticus called as Otto paused in his downward journey.
“No, I’m good,” Otto said, voice strained and half-whispered. “Just need a second.”
With concentration Otto continued to walk, step by step, from the middle of the staircase down to the living room. Atticus met up with him and put a hand on his elbow as he shuffled to the couch to finally settle down into the cushions.
“You feeling any better?” Atticus asked.
“Yeah, actually,” Otto said, and cleared his throat again. He winced as he swallowed. “Ugh. I think my fever broke last night.”
“Tell me about it. I woke up sweating!”
“Ooh, sorry about that,” Otto said. He had a small coughing fit, but recovered, rubbing his chest and ribs. His ribs had taken the brunt of his sickness. Now that the headache that plagued him in the first two days had faded (and his fever had finally decided to release its grip) he felt the most pain in his ribs and throat. The fire he felt when he swallowed didn’t seem to be quenched by any sort of liquid. He hadn’t really shared the severity with Atticus, though. He’d already asked so much of them. A sore throat remedy seemed smaller compared to everything else.
Atticus must’ve been quick because when the fit ended Otto found a glass of water in his hand.
“Don’t worry about it. I’m just glad you aren’t feeling as bad as you have been,” Atticus said. They sat next to him and softly pushed his curls away from his forehead to give it a kiss. “I’ve been worried about you.”
“I know,” Otto said softly. “Thank you for taking care of me. I hope you don’t get this from me, though.”
“Nah,” Atticus said with confident bravado. “I have been doubling down on the vitamin C! I’m invincible!”
“You...know that’s not how that works, right?” Otto said, “Like, at all.”
“Shh! I’m invincible,” Atticus repeated, whispering it into Otto’s ear.
Otto gasped in a guffaw and laughed, it turning into coughing again to which he swallowed down some water to squelch. The water offered a small respite from the pain at least. He swallowed two sips of it as his partner asked him a question. He felt pressure in his throat build up.
“You want some breakfast?” Atty asked, moving toward the kitchen.
“Ye-heek-uck! Oh! Heek-uck! Oh, ow. Heep! Oh, this isn’t a good time. Herk-uh!” Otto started hiccuping and winced with every one.
Atticus turned around, an immediate feeling of arousal rushing to their nether but it was instantly subdued by Otto’s expression and comments. Then a look of compassion settled in their face as they stepped back toward him.
“These aren’t good ones are they?” Atticus said coming over and sitting down again, rubbing his back.
“No. Heeyuck! No, they aren’t. Heek-uck! It’s like h’meek-like little knives stab-heep-uh stabbing my throat hnk-uck my throat over and heek over again! H’yuck! Ow. Damn. Sorry hikk’l sorry they aren’t fun. Mk!” he said, grunting at the last one.
His nasal passages weren’t completely clear so he was having trouble keeping them inside. But with that last one he realized it hurt more to suppress them. His throat was raw and sensitive and every time his glottis closed and air pushed against it and his vocal chords it rubbed against the inflammation and felt awful.
“You don’t have to apologize for that,” Atticus said, quickly. “And, trust me, any arousal I felt when first hearing them is gone. So let’s cure them, okay?”
Otto’s hiccups squeaked in a way they never had before. They were the same pace as they usually were, but muted by the illness that had stolen the majority of his voice. So his hiccups cracked through this throat unpleasantly, airily, and squeakily. While the sounds would have been arousing had Otto not been in pain, Atty only felt pity as they watched him struggle and hold stiff to anticipate his next hiccup.
Otto nodded in agreement to curing them. He followed his partner into the kitchen where at least his nose allowed him to smell the coffee, eggs, and toast. For the first time since he’d gotten ill he felt his appetite triggered and, aside from getting rid of these demonic hiccups, he wanted nothing more than to eat what smelled like a delicious breakfast.
As Otto was set up with and then commenced it the steps of curing his hiccups; sugar, salt, and lemon; Atticus prepared both of their plates and also retrieved some Ibuprofen from the cabinet and tea from the pantry.
“I’m gonna make you this lemon ginger tea for your throat instead of coffee, okay? You want honey?” Atticus asked.
Otto was struggling through holding his mouth closed to let the sugar and salt dissolve individually. His nose snorted in air ineffectively and once or twice he had to open his mouth to catch a breath. Inevitably it would be when another hiccup would happen and he’d close his mouth around the contents of it again to continue the process. The squeaks of the hiccups he had let out were not only embarrassing but also painful. In the middle of his battle with the mouthful of salt, the one he despised the most, Atticus asked the question and he gave a little nod. Tea would probably be better than coffee, though he’d lamented not having coffee.
“You doing the salt?” Atty observed.
Otto nodded again, wincing as another hiccup wracked his body. He closed his eyes. This displeasure was only magnifying the pain in his sinuses and head.
“I’m so sorry you feel so bad, sweet boy,” Atticus murmured, giving his head a little kiss, as they went to the cupboard to get a mug.
Otto sighed in a moment of contentment at the gesture. Then he winced again at another hiccup. His diaphragm had definitely chose violence this morning and he was lucky that Atticus was parrying it with love.
Otto sucked on the lemon wedge. He hadn’t anticipated the acidic nature to sting his throat but it did. And when he salvaged some brain cells to consider it, the stinging made sense. His throat had been abused by the inflamed coughs he’d been prone to. If there was any abrasion the lemon juice was probably finding it.
He coughed at the irritation. The fit was interspersed with more hiccups. Thankfully the spasms were weaker than before so his ribs were taking less of the brunt but they didn’t go away entirely. He wasn’t sure if it was the lemon’s acidic sting or that the hiccups were caused by something his illness had let loose into his throat. Regardless, after the coughing fit he still found himself jerking and squeaking, though perhaps not as quickly.
A steaming mug of tea and a plate of eggs, toast, and sausage appeared in front of him. Four white pills were lined up on his napkin and he looked up at the handsome face of his spouse, brown eyes wide with care and worry.
“Dessert,” Atticus explained, pointing to the pills.
“How kind-heek!-uh,” Otto replied, rubbing his throat. His attempt at talking had come out more as a half whisper, the loudest part being the small squeaky hiccup.
“Damn,” Atty said, disappointed.
“Yeah,” Otto agreed. His body jolted with another squeak and grunt. He swallowed against the pain. “I think I’m gonna just-eep!-uh just have to wait these out. They aren’t as meek!-uh as bad as they were before though. I sound like a sq-eek!-uh SQUEAKY toy, though.”
He put his hand to his face at that last sentence and looked through his fingers to see Atticus trying to suppress a smile. When they were caught they shook their head.
“I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I know you’re in pain, Otto, but they are...really...adorable. I know. I’m sorry…” Atticus sputtered.
“No-no. That heep!-uh last one was pretty funny,” the clock maker relented as he took another bite of eggs.
“Why do they sound like that?” Atticus mused.
Otto shook his head while he ate and shrugged. He grunted at the hiccups he had to suppress while eating and took a sip of the tea.
“Tell me if you need more honey,” the writer said.
“It’s good. Really-eek-uh really good,” Otto said. In the middle of a bite he continued, “Maybe meek!-uh maybe my throat being infl-eep!-inflamed is making them like this.”
The writer cooed and pulled a face of pity.
“Maybe you should have your dessert early,” they suggested, pointing to the neat row of ibuprofen.
“Mm,” Otto said agreeably and took the pills in his hand. He took up his water and threw his head back as he washed the pills down. He let out a soft belch followed immediately by another hiccup.
For once it wasn’t Otto that carried the conversation of a meal, but Atticus. The writer talked about inconsequential topics. They talked about what they’d submitted to literary magazines. They lamented the frustration at Mercury always seeming to be in retrograde. They revealed they didn’t even know what retrograde meant and, no Otto don’t tell them, they really didn’t care that much. They spoke of how much they’d miss the sound of the clocks when they went to the writer’s conference next month. And, yes, they’d miss Otto, too.
Otto knew Atticus was doing this out of both anxiety and also to distract the clock maker from his current situation. Otto smiled softly as he watched his partner babble, their expressive face animated as they used a fork full of dripping pancake to gesticulate. Atticus caught the look and the slow blink that accompanied it and paused.
“What?” Atticus said to the intensity of the expression. The last time they had elicited that look it was on their wedding day. So they were confused at the disconnect they perceived in Otto giving them such a sincere and loving look while they were battling to keep syrup from dripping down their chin.
“Just heeyup!-mm,” Otto started and winced, taking a breath and rubbing his throat. “Just grateful for you.” Another hiccup squeaked through his throat and tossed his chin down. He grunted and rubbed his eyes. Despite himself, he yawned, causing yet another hiccup to interrupt the act and he let out another soft belch as air escaped from being pushed in unexpectedly.
“Weird…” Atticus responded to Otto’s statement with a little smile. Then they watched him yawn. Atty considered their partner as he took a long sip of tea and rubbed eyes again with the heal of his hand.
“You’re tired,” Atty said.
Otto whined, “I just woke eeyup!-woke up!” His last word had completely muted, but was easily understood by his lip shape and context.
“Yeah, and your body still needs to heal. Wanna go back up to bed after breakfast?” Atticus asked.
Otto responded with a scowl not unlike that of a toddler. He shook his head no, the only sound being another breathy, squeaky hiccup jerking his head.
“Okay…” Atticus responded, bemused. They took a warm mouthful of coffee and swallowed it, not missing the way Otto’s eyes followed the movement longingly. Atticus snorted a little in their mug at noticing his expression.
Atticus continued, “Do you want to nap down here, then? I can sit on the couch and you can lay your head on a pillow on my lap and I can stroke your hair?”
Otto’s face took on that dreamy quality again, smiling as he nodded. Another shriek of a hiccup broke through and he followed that hiccup with another hearty sip of his tea.
“Your throat hurts too much to talk…” Atticus surmised in a soft voice, giving Otto a look of compassion.
“Yeah hyulk!-uh. Also just really tired,” Otto all but whispered back.
“My poor guy…” Atticus murmured, reaching over to grasp his hand momentarily. He gave it a squeeze back before they both refocused on their breakfast.
***
Atticus settled on the couch and fluffed up a small pillow they’d found in the loft bed. They’d laid out a sheet and blanket while Otto was using the restroom. When the tall man lumbered in he sat down gently on the couch, soreness from being sick still lingering in his joints. He settled himself on his back with his head on the pillow that sat on Atticus’ lap.
Otto let out a croaky heeyulp as he settled into a comfortable position.
“Oh, you still have them…” Atticus said, disappointed. They’d hoped the hiccups would’ve solved themselves quicker. They placed a hand on his head and started stroking his hair, running their fingers along his scalp in the process.
Otto sighed contently, only wincing when another obnoxious hiccup landed in his throat and chest. He nodded at Atticus’ discovery. At least his throat wasn’t hurting as much without the hiccuping. But as soon as he hiccuped he could feel a momentary sting that made him want to cough. The sensation of Atty’s fingers on his scalp was calming though.
“I wish they’d go away,” Atticus said sympathetically. They put a hand on his chest and rubbed his sternum in the middle lightly with their thumb.
Otto put a hand over theirs on his chest and took another deep breath between the spasms. He held their smaller hand in his and caressed it appreciatively. His other hand he settled on his stomach, feeling it bounce and convulse with each hiccup. At least they were incredibly slow compared to his normal hiccup fare.
“Me too,” he responded hoarsely before letting out a prolonged heeurp! “Ugh!” Laying down was encouraging the hiccups to change their tactic of attack, causing him to suck in air through his closed epiglottis longer than he was used to. He chuckled, though, the sound nearly imperceptible as it was just puffs of air. “Bet you never thought you’d heeyup!-oof! Um...you’d not want someone to hiccup?”
Atticus couldn’t help but feel Otto’s chest caving in with each of those elongated hiccups. They winced in unison with him as their husband’s body tensed up at the same time it spasmed.
“I don’t like it when you’re in pain,” Atticus said. “And if the hiccups are causing you pain then I definitely want them to stop.”
“I know heeyurp!” Otto said, tensing up again as hiccup drew through his battered throat.
“I wish they didn’t sound so funny, though. Cause otherwise this would be prime teasing fodder. You sound like a broken dog toy, man. I’m not kidding,” Atticus said, feeling Otto’s silent laughter jostling on their lap.
“Somebody get the number on that eeyup!-canine? I’d like to have a word,” Otto said. He heard and felt Atticus chuckle. And, yes, it hurt to talk but talking was kind of Otto’s thing. Then again as he gasped at another coughing fit perhaps he should hold back a little of that need to speak.
A warm thermos appeared in front of him and he took it, looking up at Atticus in question as he continued to cough.
“I made you more tea while you were in the bathroom. I also have water here,” they said and held up the reusable water bottle with the silicone straw, “and tissues!” And like a magician they brought up a box of tissues from the side table beside the couch.
After quenching his cough with warm tea and honey he handed them the thermos where they placed it neatly beside the other items.
“You’re pretty heeulp!-good at this,” he said.
“Thanks!” Atticus said jovially. “It’s actually not been that bad. Aside from seeing you miserable. You’re not as bad of a ‘patient’ as you think you are. I’m just glad you haven’t been nauseous. Throwing up is kind of my limit. You might have to deal with that one on your own.”
“Nauseated,” Otto said.
“What? Wait, you are? Crap, I have a waste bin for the tissues…” Atty said getting frantic to reach for it.
“No! Heeyup! No-no. I mean. Nauseated. It’s...nauseous means something that causes n-heeulp!-nausea. Like...spoiled milk is nauseous. Nauseated means feeling like your go-eeeep-uh gonna throw up,” Otto explained.
Atticus gave him an incredulous look.
“Seriously, dude?” Atticus said in disbelief. “You corrected my grammar?”
To his right, Otto did give a sheepish look in response.
“At least I’m not going to vomit?” Otto said, followed by another chest-caving hiccup.
“You are lucky you are so fucking pitiful right now, man,” Atty replied, but there was humor in the comment. “Those hiccups are bad enough. I’m glad you’re not NAUSEATED.”
Otto smiled, but then his face changed drastically. Perhaps Atticus had spoken to soon? But no, they recognized the desperation on his features and the way his eyelids shut softly and his arm coming up to his face to try and nestle his nose in his elbow before it all started.
He turned away from his partner’s body to sneeze forcefully into his elbow. And, knowing him, this would be the first of many. Another trait he’d probably inherited from his mother, aside from his hiccups, had been his sneezing fits. Allergies were hell and this illness had made his repetitive sneezing all the more powerful of an occurrence. Perhaps he had his mom to thank for all of his vagus nerve conditions, come to think of it. Alcoholism was another thing to blame on her, but that was a deep dive into a psyche he couldn’t allow himself to focus on as he was hit over and over with sneezes.
HIH’CHOO!HNK’CHNX!ETCH’chuh! HETCH’UH! ETCH’chuh!ETCH’huh!HETCH’chnx!CHUH!CHOO!
Otto stopped for a moment, panting to catch his breath. And then panting because he still felt a sneeze still building.
“Jeez, man!” Atticus said, stroking his head as if to calm him. “You done?”
“Nuh,” the clock maker said shaking his head. He was still turned away, and arm half-way up to catch the stubborn hanger-on.
“Look at the lamp!” Atty exclaim.
“Hunh?” Otto said, expression weak in anticipation of the next sneeze as he turned his blotched face toward his partner.
“I heard that if you look into a light it triggers a stubborn sneeze,” they explain.
“Huh,” Otto responded as he tilted his head back into the light bulb of the lamp beside the couch. He squinted but then gasped, shoving his face back into his elbow as his entire body convulsed with the power of the last sneeze.
HNK’KCHNX’CH’YOOO!
A coughing fit immediately followed, one of his worst. He felt his partner’s hands on his shoulders lifting him a little.
“C’mon, sit up a little, sweetie,” Atticus cooed. They grabbed the tissue box and beverages from next to the couch and put them in Otto’s lap now that he was upright.
Otto grabbed the water first. The coughing had been so deep that it felt like it was digging into his lungs like knives. Then he hocked and spit whatever had become lodged in his throat in a tissue. THEN he used tissues to purge his sinuses of the result of his explosive sneezing.
He balled up tissue after tissue as he forced more and more gunk out of his body’s upper respiratory system. He felt Atticus’ hand rubbing circles on his back. When he was satisfied he’d gotten all potentially gross liquids out of his facial hair and away from his nose and lips he looked back at them, eyes lined in red and nose and cheeks flushed. Even his lips were bright red with the effort and strain of the coughing and sneezing fits.
“Trash bin?” he croaked.
“Behind you on your side, sweetie,” Atticus said. They moved the bin a little closer with their foot as they watched him toss tissue after tissue in.
Otto took a long drink from the tea before handing that, the water, and the tissue box back to Atticus. He then settled wordlessly back down on Atty’s lap, pulling the pillow underneath his head and turning his face to snuggle into his partner’s soft midsection. He took Atticus’ hand and placed it back on his chest, rewarded with Atty stroking their thumb in the center as he covered his hand with theirs.
Atticus felt Otto’s nose nudge into their abdomen. They occupied the hand not taken by Otto to hold on his chest with the clock maker’s hair and scalp.
“I think your hiccups are gone,” the writer whispered after a moment.
Otto took a big breath and let it out slowly.
“Yeah,” he replied, the word imbued with relief.
“But maybe violently sneezing and coughing isn’t a cure we need to implement for future cases…” Atticus mused.
Otto coughed out a laugh, warm breath against Atty’s stomach.
“Nuh-uh,” he agreed emphatically. He snuggled further into the softness of his partner’s belly. It was so comfortable and warm. He could feel their heartbeat on his forehead. He could smell Atticus’ scent, a smell that was purely theirs. It gave him comfort as he felt himself become fuzzy and disconnected to consciousness. Soon he was asleep.
Atticus watched Otto as the profile of his face relaxed and his lips parted softly. The redness that had blotched his face earlier from his sneezing and coughing had lessened to reveal the freckles that littered across his cheeks. Soon the clock maker started twitching ever so slightly. His congestion gave him a soft snore that ebbed and waned with each breath. He lightly tugged at Atticus’ hand unconsciously, pulling his fingers around it more fervently before relaxing again. He pulled his legs up to rest his knees on the back of the couch then down again. Then one leg bent and one straight. Atticus watched the dance of their partner, completely immersed in his sleep journey. They were invested in following his movements until the writer found their own eyes growing heavy.
Atticus dozed, their head on the back of the couch, while Otto slept. The morning had already taken so much energy. Otto would recover in the next day, though his voice would take longer than he would like. Atticus would, in fact, contract the same illness. Though they would only have to suffer it for one day, a fact Otto would seemingly never stop complaining about the unfairness of. Though he would begrudgingly admit that having Atticus dependent on him was surprisingly fulfilling. Even if it was only for a day.
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compacflt · 2 years
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I hope you didn't think I was pointing out flaws with my question! I think your analysis and self reflection are commendable! I would not really have known much about security clearances except for the fact that I went through the process and only on a surface level.
As for the "fatal flaw" i understood it was necessary for the main conflict of the story. In much the same way that the original Top Gun uses the Top Gun trophy when none exists in real life and it would be a major problem if it did. If that was really how they were training the pilots then the cause of Goose's death would have prompted them to review the whole framework of how they teach. Even the second movie has a "fatal flaw" in the pulling of Rooster's paper's by Maverick which makes no sense (for starters, he'd have to ask someone higher up than him to do something unethical) but they needed a conflict. I agree Maverick seems OOC in TG:M
But, I'm reminded of a line in How to Make an American Quilt where one of the characters who is talking about breaking the rules in art says something like "sometimes you have to break the rules for the piece to come alive"
no anon you are so good!!! i just felt like it would be disingenuous of me to answer your question without acknowledging the elephant in the room which is the story’s incompatibility with nosy govt officials lol. And also i think I am just…idk, very disappointed with some aspects of the story that i know could be better, so i wanted to talk about it. because this fic is the first 50k+ thing ive ever finished i think it means disproportionately much to me and i am disproportionately disappointed that it’s not perfect, even though that was inevitable. it is insanely disappointing to be a “young writer” or whatever and know that your work is not capable of reaching your adult ambitions specifically because you lack the life experience to convincingly portray those adult ambitions, because that’s not something you can fix by reading more or taking a writing class etc. that gap between what I want to write (adults dealing with big adult problems) and what I’m actually capable of writing (not that because I’ve never been an adult with big adult problems) is still so disappointingly wide. like with “the house,” for instance, i literally had to ask my mom how “two friends” would go about buying a house, which should’ve been my first indication that I was about to Post Cringe On Main, but I just wasn’t thinking about what that commitment means because I didn’t have the experience to know that I SHOULD be thinking about it, if that makes sense. but by then it was too late, that was the last chapter i wrote & had already written 60k+ words where ice and mav had… “a house…” because they needed to be in the same place. It’s just disappointing to know that these are holes I dug for myself early early on because of a lack of care, a lack of forethought, a lack of maturity… etc.
But whatever, im learning from it, I’ll take these lessons & apply them to the next big project i work on & that’s how things get better. still disappointing tho. But thank you & sorry it took so long for me to answer ur first ask but it rly made me think & i love making story graphs
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talisidekick · 1 year
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Catear Update
Alright, alright. This took a bit. A lot of personal stuff happened that delayed the progress on this. I'm sorry. But I made a promise because you all voted on that stupid poll (and almost made me wear a tail in public), so here's the progress:
After spending over $50 on a 12in. by 12in. square of 2in. long rust-coloured faux fur (I'm never buying from the US again, it was $10 for the fur, but like $40 in shipping) that took a month to arrive, I took a look at like hundreds of videos that were completely unhelpful in assisting me make catears at all. I then asked my spouse for help because I ... embarrassingly don't know how to sew ... and we started with something simple that I forgot was probably step 1 ...
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[Start ID: A photo graph from my terrible Samsung J6 camera of a cardboard piece cut from a cereal box with a bad tracing/template of catears in pencil on it. There's a pair of pliers with blue grips, a red mechanical pencil, some shaping wire, and a wide plastic headband atop it. /End ID]
... drawing a template on spare cardboard. My spouse was also smart(er than me by a lot) and bought some plastic headbands that are just ... way more comfortable than the metal wire ones for like $9 CAD. The band is wider and it hurts less. With a shitty template and apparently we had wire for some reason? I was expecting to have to go out and spend like $15 CAD on some but hey, we hoard shit 'cause we're poor and it pays off.
With the sewing machine set up, Watch came to pay a visit to supervise.
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[Start ID: Another shitty picture from my Samsung J6 of Watch, my black cat with yellow eyes, peering through at my spouse (off camera) through the sewing machine. /End ID]
She later discovered she didn't like the sound of the sewing machine and ran off. But you can see a bit of the faux fur we're dealing with on the left.
It's a good time to mention my spouse decided to get super high AF because they're off for a few days and despite being ... inebriated as heck, they powered through. There was only one fuck-up, and I take the blame for that. Some of the fur didn't get stitched right so we'll have to redo the seam, but a less high Witch from the following day has found an easier way to rectify that issue than just trying again and seeing what happens. I don't understand it, but they're confident so I'm going to learn what the heck they were talking about by seeing sometime later this week (I hope). The current state:
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[Start ID: A picture (still from my terribly Samsung J6 camera), of all the tools used: a comb to manipulate the fur, pliers to shape the wire, a pencil for the template, pins to hold the fabric together, scissors to cut through thick fabric, a pin cusion that looks like an orange with an attached red chilli-pepper pin sharpener, bent wire, a sewing machine, a headband, and the current status of the catears being stitched together to vaguely look like catears. /End ID]
Part of being a hoarder ... sorry "stingy" is that we had some faux fur in white from some tiny pillow-case we just never got around to getting a pillow for. This worked perfect for the inside of the ears. The stitching done on this is amazing and has a little loop so the wire can be threaded through. I explained this idea poorly to my spouse who then had a brainwave mid-job and executed it 10x better than I had badly explained it ... please note, while high as heck and with no concept of time. We had to stop here for now because reality just wasn't sticking for my spouse at this point, so I cleaned up so our cats wouldn't get up to mischief. As explained earlier, there is a flaw with one of the ears, it'll have to be restitched, but apparently there's a way to fix it involving a sort of 'holding stitch', not sure what that means, but I'll find out when we do this later this week (hopefully).
The ears, as they stand, actually don't really "need" the wire to hold their shape, the stitching does all the work here. The wire will just be there for stability and to somehow attach it to the band (not sure how yet, we're crossing that bridge when we get to it). We're apparently not using glue for any of this because my spouse decided to go for durability. Which I agree with. These may just be my every-day ears for the next bit.
Anywho, there's the progress update some of you have been wanting. I hope to have a finished product soon. We've learned a lot on this, and I do want to make more so the next set will be completely done by my hands (ideally), but right now my spouse is here because I can't sew for shit and they decided to use this as a tutorial for me.
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waterspoutskies · 2 years
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3, 23, and 30 :3
Sorry this took me a couple days <3 French anarchy, y’know?
Rav’s were already answered or mostly answered so I asked for a new round of questions instead!
1. What fic of yours would you recommend to someone who had never read any of your work? (In other words, what do you think is the best introduction to your fics?)
*sigh* Ok. My gut instinct is to recommend my darling precious baby that I devote my brain to endlessly (Beneath the Skin) but if I’m being honest and reasonable. That. Is an incredibly shitty introduction to how I write. It’s 17000 words long, full of constant run on sentences and internal thought, was an intentional no dialogue challenge, it’s completely unedited, 11k of it was written in what was essentially a fever craze in the span of about two months, and what’s more, it basically throws canon away! Like wow! Even assuming the new reader makes it through all 17k words, that’s a very useless way to evaluate my writing! (I should probably edit it.)
So all this to say my rational brain has kicked in and the answer is Thoughts Like These. Admittedly, it’s still long at 11.5k, but it pays much better respect to canon and I devoted a lot of attention to making it neutral and ambiguous for a reason!
13. Are there any tropes you used to like but don’t anymore?
When I first started reading I liked reading a more skittish, cagey, even a bit feral Wild on occasion (one of my first reads was DreamHero’s Not a Hero series on Ruby’s recommendation) but now it’s way overdone and often not in a very well managed way. You can have rationality to stupidity! That goes for all of the boys in all honesty.
38. Did any of your fics get surprisingly popular (whatever that means to you)? Which ones? Why do you think they were so successful?
Yeah, TLT (Thoughts Like These) did. I knew Wild was the “most popular” Link by virtue of his game being the most recent, people can play it, latch on it, etc more easily. I also knew gang meets were fairly popular- though not always the most popular! It very much depends. And then there was the fact that TLT was one of my gift fics for the LU Artist Appreciation Project. There were a lot of exceptionally skilled, firmly established, well known and loved writers in that project discord. All this to say that yeah I was a bit caught off guard when it blew up within the day and just kept going.
It’s my most kudos’d fic by more than triple and my most read by nearly triple. Most people have a pretty good range on their stats page. Me? Mine looks like a negative exponential graph.
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Yeah.
I do wish I could figure out what made it blow up by such a large factor, I’m guessing maybe the appreciation project contributed to some of that? I dunno! I know it’s well written but so are plenty of others, and I know it’s about Wild but so are plenty of others! It’s an interesting little thing.
41. Link a fic that made you think, “Wow, I want to write like that.”
I don’t know that I have a specific single one, but if I could write anything like Sister I’d be pretty pleased with myself.
Thank you kindly Rav!!
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fishscroll · 11 months
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hello it is me ur jna gift exchange partner sorry it took me so long i was having some technical difficulties and THEN i had to figure out the best way to formulate this question ok anyways i see you have written u would like it to be silly. i can do this for u. however i would like to make sure it is the correct kind of silly so i would like u to mark on this graph i made ur ideal points of sillyness https://imgflip.com/i/85pcvs. thank u for ur cooperation :)
hello mysterious friend!!
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go forth and be silly soldier o7! (im serious just create something that makes you happy and i'll be thrilled!)
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