#sorry if this is fucking CORNY!!!!!
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Character Tease - 5 of 5
To whom does the hand of fate beckon; █████ ███ █████ ███ ███ ██ ████ ████████ ███████ ██ ███████ █ █ █ █████ █ ███
This new world is frightening, filled with many things unknown. Though even in your current state of confusion you can tell something doesn't feel quite right. You forget things you should remember, and you remember things that never happened.
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Dearest Mikhail, I hope this letter reaches you well. It's been a while since we last spoke. I've been praying for you this whole time, eager for your condition to improve. I feel rather guilty that I haven't written to you in so long. I've just been awful busy. I know nowadays I could just call you on the phone, but you know me. I'm so old fashioned. All these new inventions still scare me! I still owe you a rather large favor. If you still remember that. I will try to make up for what I owe soon. I'm trying very hard but... It still does not seem quite right, hm? Nevertheless, I eagerly await your response. Catch me up, tell me how you've been. Nothing much has changed with me. I miss you very greatly. Loving Regards, ████
#the garden sanctuary#The Garden Sanctuary IF#interactive fiction#interactive novel#twine#twine game#twine wip#horror interactive fiction#if: art#if: character intro#████#sorry if this is fucking CORNY!!!!!#all characters teased now though#ill make a poll asking who to reveal first soon (giggle)
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holy shiiet 😨
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CHOP SUEY!
when I say I've got parasites in my head I just mean the sad little green man the jingles around in there btw
i feel like if I don't draw him enough I'm like a POSER Eduardo fan..which I just can't have
need to be duining it up MONTHLY!!... weekly!!!!!...daily?
daily duin blog incoming????
I've got many an opinion on him post the-end
a HUSK of his former abrasive kinda awful self. I don't think grieving makes him less awful of a person but it definitely makes him think, but mostly lay in bed and wallow...and cry
Bros getting his eyeliner everywhere cleanup on isle him
I like the idea of him being..well horrible and distraught while mark is completely fine(in denial)
call him the grim reaper the way bitches die after he touches them, a kill count of TWO is not good big dawg..not good at all
anyways while I'm Eduardo posting here's other doodles I also like(FEATURING HIM??!?)
#eduardo ew#eddsworld eduardo#ew eduardo#eduardoew#this is the secodn time im making yheese tags this has to be karmaic justice for some horrible cosmic crime ive apparently commited#fucking.....uhh......erm#teehee duin grimpear#teehee grim duinpear#post caption is funny because its the lyric of the system of a down song#which..is funny because i didnt wven listen to the song.. just a remix of it#WHICH i could've linked on the music thing but that feels embarrassing and corny sorry#Remix..flip??? is “you wanted to” by conlee on soundcloud though#all of their remix shit is rlly good imo..while we're talking people of that variety what y'all know about antoje???Dr00p?????#okay but... daily duin blog???????REAL???????????#if you read theese tags your crazed all i do is yap why do people look at my posts
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for all the pucca fans who found out about the ip being sold to some crypto bros, please dont stop loving the memory of her, dont let the elon fanboys convince you shes just a memecoin now, if you dont make fanart or read any fics or even watch the show anymore then thats fine, but please keep loving the memory of her for what she was made to be, a symbol of undying love and affection
EDIT: NEVERMIIIIND ON THE MEMECOIN THING, TURNS OUT SHE MAY HAVE NOT BEEN SOLD AFTERALL!!!!!
#sorry this is kind of corny but i have a really deep emotional bond to the series and seeing them like this makes me sad :( i love them sm#text blog#pucca#pucca funny love#also fuck crypto and fuck puccajimmy you sons of bitches
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Satoru tastes so much sweeter~ pose/animation found - here
#that was so fucking corny sorry#satosugu#gego#sims 4#jjk sims 4#gojo satoru#satoru gojo#suguru geto#geto suguru
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maaaan this is why i just stick to smut and horror or some shit bc romance stuff just makes me miss the times when i had my crushes,,,,, i would always try to say hello to them during class and my heart would beat so fast whenever im near them. i would get so nervous and jittery whenever we would talk. then at the end of the day that one small interaction we had would be the only thing in my mind before i go to sleep. i miss the butterflies in my stomach whenever i think of them. the constant overthinking of every little thing they say to me, wondering if they like me back or not. i miss fantasizing about our future together, what it would look like to slowly grow old with them. and whenever i listen to the cheesiest love songs, their face would be in my mind. i miss being in love.
#i found a playlist on yt and im not ok with it#also last rb did smthn to me idk#being naive and blissfully ignorant was so fun#now i just kind of expect nothing i dunno it sucks#being a yearner sucks so much dick fuck my stupid baka life or however the saying goes#this is so fucking corny but whatever this is my blog im girlblogging ok#sorry for the long ramble ill go play my gacha games now or smth maybe jack off or whatever idc
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Here’s a headcanon. Whats Mario’s favorite thing about Peach (both personality-wise and… physical 🤭)
Bless you Vee 🥹
Personality-wise, his favorite thing about her is her faith in people and her unflinching ability to trust. Mario’s a very kind person who believes that most people are inherently good, or at least contain the ability to be good; however, he’s also from Brooklyn and has a brother who’s been hurt one too many times, so while he’s open to giving everyone a chance, actually coming to trust someone is more difficult for him. He’s always happy to help or hang out! But you have to earn anything beyond that.
For Peach, however, it’s much simpler: you have to earn her loss of trust. She’s cautious, make no mistake, you have to be when you’re the leader of a nation. But she can look at someone, speak to them for a moment, and decide right away whether she trusts them or not, and her intuition is never wrong. That sort of insight and faith is something Mario admires deeply… not least of all because she extended that trust to him and his brother when they first met.
She had every right to be wary of two dazed, lost, and extremely confused humans stumbling into her kingdom, yet when they were brought before her, instead of throwing them out or placing them under supervision/observation, she heard them out and gave them food and shelter. Mario can’t say with any level of certainty that he would have done the same in her shoes. Some call her reckless extension of trust naïve. He calls it brave and humbling.
Physically, I think he’s so overwhelmed by her everything that there’s no one attribute he can single out as his favorite. Her eyes, bright and soft and full of cheer; her lips, plump and pink; her hair, long and thick enough to frame her body yet fine enough to sway in the breeze; and that’s just what’s on her head. Don’t even get him started on the neck down. Every last part of her is wonderful, both in their own merits and because they make up the whole entity that is Princess Peach, his best friend, the love of his life, and the most beautiful woman in existence.
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figured id write something up for the side order au i keep mentioning. general stuff below but if youre curious about anything specific feel free to ask (the same is true for all of my splat stuff)
no smollusk is the biggest change here. i think marina doing this on her own volition is much more interesting to me. give me women doing bad things
not that she thinks shes doing anything bad - she just thinks shes "making up" for all the things shes felt guilty for over the years. this, combined with her basically exploding and breaking down during the early days of the tour after shes suppressed herself for so long (she is 100 percent a bottler change my mind), culminates in the persona marina takes on after she enters the memverse.
the world of order is a place where no one can feel pain, sadness, regret, or...anything. no emotions, no hurt. marina wont be able to ruin any more lives if she just turns inkopolis into a place of stagnation. flawless plan. greyscaling in this au is for those that still feel scared and upset (how could you be upset? this world is so much better than the one you left behind!), and it turns them into either parallel canon-like beings or, arguably worse, jelletons, though the latter is reserved for specific individuals she has in mind (the idols, namely, but the agents as well). she cant watch over this place by herself, so greyscaled people are her mouth and eyes in the areas she cant reach.
ending up in the memverse is like entering a coma in the real world (while its still around. closer to the end in this au, marina initiates the merging of the two). for a while you grow increasingly lethargic, your personality begins to fade, and anhedonia starts consuming your life to the point you dont want to do anything but sleep. the more you sleep, the more youre likely to end up in the memverse until one fateful day or night, you lay down, and never wake up. mass hysteria amongst the public sets in not just in the wake of marinas disappearance, but in the wake of this new sleeping sickness.
another big point in this au is the ambiguity of whether or not the memverse itself is alive and alters your body in subtle ways to "adjust" you better to your new home. also ambiguous as to whether or not the memverse is truly separate from marina herself, and whether or not its her thats ship of theseus'ing your ass
marina has a mental link to eight. she tells pearl, whos a fucking mess, about how shes being listening to her voice and how she wants eight to join her, and its a dark relief for pearl - marinas alive somewhere. neither of them know how to actually reach her, and the stuff marinas saying isnt exactly normal. the sleeping sickness comes for them a lot faster and it takes a long time for them to wake up in the memverse, separated (pearl also ends up in a wheelchair. that wheelchair concept art is too sick to not utilize)
acht. the memverses original purpose of de-zombifying the sanitized is still in effect here, so theyre just a dude who is in a new torment nexus. like everyone else in this au, theyre in the order suit and have an id tag in their one of their ears. marina tempts them constantly with the allure of being re-zombified, though at one point they witness someone being greyscaled into a jelleton and know the horrors that go into the process, and its enough to keep them rejecting her. as the cast shrinks over the course of the au, they become eights lifeline until they give in to a moment of weakness and submit themselves to marinas whims, ironically triggering eights greyscaling in the process as shes the last one standing (no point to being the only sapient being in a world full of beasts)
greyscaling can be self-inflicted to some extent, btw. in these cases marina usually adds "finishing touches" to the individuals final form. stress and angst and trauma feed into desires of escapism, and the memverse listens and fulfills their wishes in the most malicious compliance way possible. their forms as jelletons, if they turn into one, are usually informed by what traumatized them or what made up their identity while normal (i.e. eight ends up being predominantly deep sea metro themed)
last note: agent 4. secondary antagonist in this au. shes one of the very first people to end up here, and marina weaponizes her loneliness + self worth issues to transform her into a formidable, calculating opponent. doesnt attack herself, and instead relies on her army of people-turned-parallel-canons to do the work for her; up until she snaps and becomes a jelleton, she runs the greyscaling operation so marina can focus on other things. seeing eight sends her into a rage (just dont pay any attention to the little part of her that lights up instead), and she only gets angrier when eight just tries to talk it out with her instead of fighting. in her mind, eight cant do anything to redeem herself - her past behavior betrays her words. the cool facade melts away when she proposes a new, specially made body for her (one that she can puppet from afar, leaving eight utterly at her disposal) and eight flatly rejects her. then she goes apeshitt
much more horror/angst oriented than canon side order
ok. i wrote too much again oops
#.txt#side order#side order au#splatoon#splatoon au#splatoon side order#i dont have a good name for this au yet#and side order bad ending is corny#and a misnomer since its not fucked forever#parallel canon would be kind of funny to use#but confusing?#marina ida#dedf1sh#acht mizuta#agent 8#pearl houzuki#agent 4#jesus christ this is long again im sorry
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not at all upset that a health insurance ceo was killed not hero worshipping the guy who killed him but a secret third thing
#power to him but i dont want to hear about how everyone wants to fuck him sorry ..............................................#also inherently cringe at internet folk hero type posts because they feel very corny . sorry . again .
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do you think zam, with his hands soaked in blood, thinks himself unworthy of holding 4c close? do you think hes afraid to stain 4cs hands with blood too?
#lifesteal spoilers#lsshipping#zamcvit#prince zam#4cvit#sorry. sorry.#i needed to make a corny dramatic post abt them#after finding out just how much zam took 4cs words to heart#like 4c saying spawn was being destroyed and turned into a war ground seemed to fuck up zam a lot#him yearning to have 4c on HIS side again#and changing himself nd his own way of thinking in the hopes that itll make 4c happy is so#ough#esp knowing 4c wont. be by zams side again.#bc hes doing this for cube and squiddo#to make them happy and to protect them#he cares for zam and wants to protect him too but he trusts in zam to protect himself and others#whereas he is all cube and squiddo have#they are his to take care of#he made 2 revive beacons. 1 for each of them. but not one for himself#:')
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i’m fucking crazy
#canon’s art#fanart#art#house of the dragon#hotd#fire and blood#game of thrones#asoiaf#aegon targaryen ii#aegon ii targaryen#helaena targaryen#aemond targaryen#jacaerys velaryon#he’s like my fucked up little princess#throws up#sorry if the fashion doesn’t make sense i like being corny#i want him died
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tw: me being unwell about krisnix, what else is new, but i'm actually sick with the thought of krisnix being one-sidedly genuine except the side changes over time. phoenix befriends him immediately after the disbarment and sees a kind man, the only one who voted in favor of not taking away his badge, a fresh start of some kind, and falls carefully but inevitably, gives his trust carefully but inevitably as well. his heart recalls the softness of love that was there with iris in college: he finds himself a little lovesick sometimes, laughs at the feeling of that warmth and joy but cherishes it. kristoph laughs at it as well, to himself.
they watch each other, in different ways: phoenix looks at how the sun gets caught in kristoph's pale hair when it's down, while kristoph watches with the determination of a predator and the fear of the prey.
phoenix starts noticing other things, though. the stiffness of the movements, the feeling of something left unsaid, the way kristoph hides and locks up and fixes his glasses as if to hide his eyes from the world. so phoenix does more research, and the more he knows, the colder that feeling in his heart grows.
but to kristoph, the information has been given freely. he has been watching, he has been asking, he has been paying attention - so now he knows phoenix's vulnerabilities and weaknesses, but he also knows how he likes his tea and how much he loves his daughter and how his hair stays spiky even after he washed it. when phoenix asks to play a game of poker with him, kristoph finds himself unable to refuse. years later and imprisoned, he says phoenix's friendship was never genuine, but his own feelings on the matter are best not to be voiced.
#oh i've been talking a LOT today sorry#anyways 😁😁😁😁😁😁 yall see what i mean? sorry for being corny as fuck#krisnix#aa4 spoilers#aa4#ace attorney#whatever. whatever. i'm sane
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Beron & LoA Mates au part 3 (?)
#i am back on my Beron x Lady of Autumn codependent mates au only 3 other people care about I'm sorry#if Lucien is a fox I like the deer imagery for his mother#and Beron is a wolf or a rabid dog I can't decide#the good thing about the Autumn Court cast is that they are so undeveloped I can play with them like dolls#LoA does not even have a fucking NAME five books in#she's my canon oc now.#abella tag#the Sun is a reference to Helion. the affair obviously happens in this au as well.#or even Lucien himself. his parentage is always looming over the Vanserra's family life. it'#like the sun it's always there but you can't face it directly#is that a corny analogy?#also Beron being the fire and the forest. he's the bane of the autumn court and also the source of it's power and standing.#acotar#beron vanserra#the lady of autumn#helion spell cleaver#(kind of)#autumn court#lady of autumn
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I think this might be my favorite QL show this year i hate to say it
#thamepo#thamepo the series#who woulda thought LITERALLY not me#every week i think its finally gonna be the corny trash ep and every fucking week i am surprised at the plot and absolutely delighted#i literally wanted to cry the end of this ep bc im so used to giving and NOW I GET TO RECIEVE like they treat me so well over there#i feel like such a respected viewer thank you thamepo#sorry for what i said last week but u were really trying me girl u were irking me on purpose (and i tbh loved it)
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Mihashi baseball cards for his birthday! Happy birthday Mihashi Ren!
#oofuri#big windup#ookiku furikabutte#mihashi#my art#i was hardcore freeballing this so sorry it looks corny as fuck#anyway HAPPY BIRHDAYYYY MIHASHI REN AND BY EXTENSION HIGUCHI ASA!#i wanna get a print of this in a tiny lil card form for myself lol#fine ill post this now at 130 am since everyone is seemingly online.#but i WILL be reblogging it 400 times later. teehee#happy birthday mr autism baseball you are the guy of ever <3
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I'm visiting my sister for the holidays, and The Wizard of Oz is on. I remember I had some old doodles of a related thing I made way back when I made this blog hopped up on 4 bottles of cold medicine at the time and had a dream of Murdoc riding his bass like a witch. Maybe someone will at least find them amusing?
... I kinda wish I was joking when I say there are a couple more of these I drew, but I don't have them saved on hand. There's some I'm still nervous about showing. Including a sona version I share with a friend (2-D in the same role just with 2 stu simps joining him instead.) I'd like to finish these someday for shits and giggles.
Sorry for the constant unfinished stuff.
#gorillaz#2d gorillaz#stuart pot#russel hobbs#murdoc niccals#noodle gorillaz#i adore the movie but the book is where its at tbh#maybe its a bad au idea but... fuck it.#i love mashing comfort things with eachother#managed to find a more finished version of the first image- sorry#if anyone is curious- Ace is the scarecrow and Cyborg is Tin Woodsman/woodswoman#also had a design for adult/phase 7 Noodle as glinda too.#For the wizard- Damon and Jamie both play the part. Jamie the visual puppeteer and Damon the voice.#its so corny and dumb but its fun
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