#sorry if he looks a bit fuzzy i have 2 cats

[gearchronicle]

his first time going to pride (he's not gay he just looks weird)

[rinkkuma]

୨୧ BLUE LOCK BOYS AS BFS pt. 2

ft. chigiri hyoma, reo mikage, & sae itoshi

tags. a bit of cussing, the use of “blackmail” in reo's part is used jokingly (no toxic relationships here!!), reader implied to have longish hair in chigiri's, gn!reader, all fluff ! / author's note. thank you sm for the support on the first part!!

CHIGIRI HYOMA

loves doing his haircare routine on you, and if you're too tired, he'll be a sweetie and do it for you! as much as he loves skincare routines, but his hair is his top priority.

tests new hairstyles on you and you pull every one of them off, but when he tries them on himself, he's upset about how they don't look as good on him as they did on you.

plays those random dress up games online, (gacha life) and makes you and him.

has disney movie night marathons with you! his favorites are definitely tangled, (totally not because he just wonders how she takes care of that much hair) frozen, the little mermaid, and lilo and stitch. sets up the couch with lots of pillows, blankets, and snacks to make sure you're comfortable! you end up not using half of them and just use him as a pillow the whole time.

wakes you up early (which you don't mind) on sundays so you guys can go to the local farmer's market. people running the stands compliment you two for being such a cute couple! chigiri buys lots of fruit while he's here, (he believes farmer's market fruit is the best, he's right) especially strawberries. he also likes going to strawberry fields with you to pick strawberries during the sunset.

would love to adopt a cat with you! (canon that his favorite animal is cats! sorry if you don't like cats) has a whole list of names planned in his notes app and a bunch of toys he plans to buy for the cat.

REO MIKAGE

a little cliché, but look at anything for a little longer than one second and he buys it for you. i mean, what else is he supposed to do with all of his money? if you could fill a room with all of the things he's brought you just because you looked at it, you would need multiple rooms.

his whole ‘hidden’ photos folder is full of silly photos he has of you just for a little laugh every once in a while. (totally not to use as blackmail and to send them out of the blue to you) truthfully though, he doesn't think you have a single bad photo.

has a dedicated section in his closet full of clothes for you whenever you stay over at his house mansion. (bro probably has a walk-in closet that could be a size of a small bedroom)

two words, staring problem. just having a conversation with him, and his eyes are burning into your face, carefully listening to every word as if you're giving a very important speech. (which you are in his mind) you could be talking to a friend across the room, and he will be staring and pouting, waiting for you to hurry and come back to him. point is, man is staring at you 24/7.

although you two are dating, still stalks you on social media. (shamelessly) deadass one day he got up to use the bathroom and he left his phone on the bed, and you decided to peak at his phone, (not trying to be noisy, just curious) and saw that he was looking at the instagram highlight you had that was photos of you. you never let him live it down and still tease him relentlessly to this day.

holds your hand anywhere, anytime. while walking, sitting on the couch and chatting, while you guys sleep, literally anything. the warmth of your hand brings him comfort and makes him feel warm and fuzzy inside.

ITOSHI SAE

has a secret instagram account dedicated to you. posts all of his photos of you and the captions are just him ranting about how much he loves you. he blocks you to make sure you never find it because he's a little embarrassed. maybe he'll tell you about it one day though.

loves baking! his favorite thing to bake is muffins and bread, and let's you be the taste tester! request something for him to bake, and he makes enough to enjoy the rest of the month! if he ever needs to leave the house early for practice or meetings, you always wake up to a muffin, freshly cut fruit, and a note on the kitchen counter neatly set for you. on days he doesn't need to leave the house early, you wake up with breakfast in bed!

puts up with you and your shenanigans. hungry and too lazy to get up? he already prepared your favorite 10 minutes earlier. can't sleep? cages you into his arms and strokes your hair until you fall asleep. bag too heavy? he was already carrying it. you're the only person he'll put up with.

although the doesn't quite know how to express his emotions with words, definitely does with his actions. to physical touch, gift giving, and just spending time with you, sae doesn't let his inability of expressing feelings with words stop him from letting you know how much he loves you.

needs you to give him a kiss before you or him leaves the house for anything. these kisses last a little longer depending how long he'll be gone. if he's leaving for a trip overseas, he kisses you until you're breathless and pulls away every few seconds to murmur an ‘i love you’.

loves going on walks while it's raining with you. brings an umbrella and makes sure you're bundled up, you can't get sick on his watch!

[sixlane]

Life and Death

Jegulus microfic | 1.2k words | Mr & Mrs Smith au pt. 2 | pt. 1, pt. 3

The mission hadn’t exactly gone according to plan. It should’ve been a routine package transport, nothing out of the ordinary, except that when they arrived at the dropoff location, they’d been met with 10 armed operatives hell bent on killing them and stealing whatever it was they were transporting.

That’s how James finds himself bleeding out in the backseat as Regulus pushes the gas pedal to the floor, trying to get them somewhere safe while simultaneously losing their attackers.

“James I swear to god if you die I with fucking kill you,” Regulus yells over the roaring engine and squealing tires. “Keep pressure on the wound you fucking idiot!”

James groans as he presses harder on his leg where the bullet entered. Everything’s going a bit fuzzy so he keeps forgetting what he’s doing. If they hit his artery he’s screwed.

“Come on, James, eyes open!” Regulus snaps his fingers, flitting his eyes back and forth between the road and James in the rearview. His brows are pinched in concern and his eyes are shiny with unshed tears. James is pretty sure he’s hallucinating at this point, though. 

“Keep your eyes on the road or you’ll kill us both,” James grits out. They’re speeding around sharp curves on the outskirts of a town in the Italian countryside, but it’s not somewhere James recognizes. He stopped hearing gunshots about five minutes ago so he’s pretty sure they lost whoever was chasing them, but if James doesn’t get sewn up soon he won’t make it out of this one.

Regulus lets out an incredulous laugh, “you’re really going to critique my driving skills right now? Unbelievable.”

“Sorry, love, you’re doing gr— FUCK!” They hit a bump that jostles James’ leg and it feels like he’s on fire, burning up from the inside. It’s all a bit too much. He’s fading fast. 

“James?!” Regulus calls out. “James don’t you dare pass out we’re almost there just hang on five more minutes.” 

“Just gonna take a little nap, love,” James slurs, not totally in control of himself. “You’ve got me.” It’s the last thing he remembers before it all goes dark.

When James cracks his eyes open, he’s met with crimson-stained porcelain. He’s in a bathtub, he thinks, and there is blood… everywhere. That’s when the panic sets in.

James can feel his heart rate spinking as his breathing turns short and shallow. He’s alone in a bathroom he doesn’t recognize and he needs to get his feet under him but god why does his leg feel like it’s been put through a woodchipper? He looks down, taking stock of his body.

He’s naked from the waist down, and there’s a hastily sewn up hole in his upper thigh. It all comes back to him then. 

Fuck

Where is Regulus?

All of a sudden,

Footsteps down the hall.

Scissors on the counter.

He doesn't think. 

He just grabs and throws.

The blades arc through the air and imbed themselves in the wall centimeters away from a head of black curls. If Regulus didn’t have the reflexes of a cat they’d be in his eye.

He stands there for a moment, one cup of something hot in each hand. He looks at the scissors, then at James, who is half propped up on the edge of the tub and breathing hard. “Glad to see you’re feeling better,” he deadpans.

“Shit I’m so sorry, are you oka—”

“It’s fine, James,” Regulus interrupts. “You’re in a heightened state of awareness and your adrenaline is doing the thinking. I would’ve done the same thing. Sit back down.”

James collapses back into the tub and his leg throbs in protest. He bites down on his bottom lip to hold back a whimper. He’s been shot a few times before but it never gets easier.

Regulus sits on the edge of the tub and offers him a cup. “Tea?” He’s so calm. Always the one holding it together for the both of them. James has a brief flashback of the car chase, Regulus on the verge of tears, but he pushes it away.

“Thank you,” James croaks, reaching to take the cup. He wraps his hands around the warm drink but he’s shaking too badly to keep the liquid inside. It sloshes over the edge, burning his fingers. “Shit.”

“Let me,” Regulus says, taking the cup back. He holds it to James’ lips before tipping it slightly.

James makes an obscene noise when the warm liquid slides down his sore throat. In this moment it’s the best thing he’s ever tasted.

Regulus sets the cup down, then reaches out to run his thumb across James’ cheekbone, trying to dislodge some dried blood, probably. The concern from the car is seeping back into his features and he runs his eyes over James from head to toe, a reminder that James is completely bare apart from his blood soaked t-shirt. Oh well, Regulus can look if he wants to.

“How bad was it?” James asks.

Regulus’ eyes snap back to meet James’ and he schools his features into something more neutral, but James doesn’t miss how he’s twirling his wedding band with his thumb, a nervous habit he’s picked up recently. “Pretty bad. The bullet missed your artery, thankfully, but you lost a lot of blood. You’ve been out for two hours.”

“Right,” James says, looking around. “And where are we?”

“Safe house. Should be okay to stay here a few days while you recover.”

James nods. “Thank you for uh… for taking care of me.” He can feel his cheeks heating as he says it. He’s not usually one to get flustered, but something about Regulus watching over him while he’d been unconscious is making him feel gooey inside.

Regulus just shrugs, not breaking eye contact. “You’d do the same for me.” They share the look for a few more seconds, something behind it that neither of them wants to name, before Regulus looks away. “Let’s get you cleaned up, okay?”

It takes the better part of an hour because James can’t stand without Regulus supporting his full weight, but he finally makes it to bed, clean and wearing new clothes Regulus found in a drawer somewhere. Regulus gave him a few pills to help with the pain and they’re making him sleepy already, the world blurring around its edges.

“Need anything else?” Regulus asks as he fluffs James’ pillows behind him.

“Mm good,” James responds, though it’s barely audible. 

“Alright, I’ll come check on you in a few hours. Try to get some sleep.” Regulus moves toward the door, but before he can get too far James catches his wrist.

“Stay? Please? Don’t wanna be alone.” 

Regulus turns, his expression soft. “Yeah, James, okay. I’ll stay.”

He moves around the bed to come up behind James, but he doesn’t get under the covers. 

After a few minutes, when he thinks James is asleep, Regulus runs a delicate finger down his back, tracing the hills and valleys of his spine. He lets out a shuddering exhale, one he’d been holding back for a while it seems, and James finally drifts off to soft touches and Regulus’ warmth at his back.  

[jhoneybees]

The Cowboy & The Beekeeper(Chapter 2)

Welcome to chapter 2 :)

Taglist: @hooked-on-elvis @scarlettlight06 @joshuntildawn13 @elvisalltheway101

Characters: 60s!Cowboy!Elvis X Beekeeper!fem!reader

Warnings/triggers: I wouldn't say there's any!

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As the night grew darker and the sounds softened, Elvis excuses himself from the dining table “Uh- I- I better get some sleep” standing up from his chair and wipes his thumb under his bottom lip. You look up “Oh! Yes you probably should..Goodnight” smiling softly at him, Elvis shyly smiles back with a nod “Goodnight” quietly walking towards the guest room door, laying his hand on the door knob. Elvis turns his head back at you “Thank you for letting me rest here..” as your hand holding a plate stills at his words and smiles at him again “It’s my pleasure Elvis…Have a good sleep” answering in a quiet content tone. Another nod, Elvis makes his way into the bedroom.

After cleaning up the dinner plates, you also decide to call it a day, making sure Rosemary is in your room before closing the door behind you. Taking in the stillness of your surroundings, a quiet ringing in your ears as you breathe in and breathe out slowly. You don’t want to think too much of Elvis, he’s just a kind guy who needed a place to stay. The thoughts linger in your mind almost uncomfortably, you sit on the edge of your bed to try helping that itching thought to pass but it only makes it worse, questioning your inner voice.

What would it feel like to hold his hand? To feel it cupping your cheek, stroking your hair, holding your hand, caressing your waist in the softest of ways. What about his lips? Grazing against your cheek, kissing the back of your hand, pecking your lips. God It’s almost making you nervous, thinking it might actually happen.

You shake the thoughts away and prepare yourself for bed, removing your clothes with ease and slipping your nightgown over your head but before you put your head in through the bottom of the gown, you catch yourself in the vanity mirror. Lowering the dress down, your eyes scan over your body in the reflection. A thought floating into your mind, imagining his strong, firm, calloused hands slithering around your waist from behind as he whispers sweet praising words into the atmosphere “My sweet girl” your heart beating in sync with the imaginary voice of him “Better get ya self in bed…in that warm comfy bed of ours” The pupils in your eyes dilating ever so slightly and a warm shiver crawls down your spine. Your mind feels a slight fuzziness and out of panic you shake it away.

What on earth?

Your eyes dart to your cat who is sitting patiently on the bed, her eyes peering up at you, blinky slowly. You sigh and reach your hand down to pet her head, deciding to brush the weird fuzziness aside and slip your nightgown over your head, letting it fall to its expected length and pulling back the covers. The comforting coolness of the duvet nicely laid out on the bed as you slide under makes you sigh again, reaching up to blow out the candle and snuggle into the covers.

The next morning, Kettle whistling on the gas element and the cracking sound of bacon sizzling on the cast iron frying pan. You carefully set the table, making sure the cutlery is on the right side and placing a bowl of chopped up fruits in the center of the round dining table. Lifting your head to see Rosemary scratching at the guest room door, frowning slightly “Rosie! No stop that!” you whisper, the cat letting out a loud meow when the door opens and see Elvis walk out with his cowboy hat and gun holster on, he stops in his tracks when he sees Rosemary and chuckles “Well good mornin” Rosemary meows again and begins rubbing her side against his leg, earning another chuckle from Elvis.

You smile sheepishly “Sorry about that..She can be a nuisance sometimes” Elvis looking at you with a crooked grin “Aw no its okay… she wants a little bit of attention” groaning as he picks the cat up and gives her a little scratch behind the ear. Your heart clenching at the sight, Rosemary nuzzling her head against his palm and Elvis cooing at her. “U-um how’s the wound? Getting better?” he nods “It’s a lot less stingy now” you smile relieved “Good…I made you breakfast, come sit” you say as your hand pats the back of a chair, Elvis smiles “That’s real nice of ya but uh- i think i should go… I must be bothering you” bending over slightly to let Rosemary jump from his arms. “Oh of course not! You ain’t bothering at all, stay as long as you want” answering back with furrowing eyebrows. Elvis snickers “You sure?” and you nod with a hum.

With that leading him to stay longer, as long as he wants. Both of you ate breakfast, eating nearly burnt bacon and scrambled eggs which made you cringe at yourself but Elvis chuckled and reassured you “`s still delicious honey.. I actually prefer it this way” That name ‘Honey’ sent another of those warm shivers down your spine.

After finishing with breakfast, you two went outside into the backyard, sitting on the grass surrounded by little flowers. Talking and laughing as you both entertain each other “No Elvis, they die right after they sting'' you giggle “They die? What, do their guts get ripped out or some?” Elvis questions with a chuckle, you raise an eyebrow “That’s exactly what happens'' he looks at you dumbfounded “Wha-” you couldn’t hold in your laugh “Their stingers are structured in a way where it punctures into something and they can’t take it out than to amputate themselves..” Elvis let out a breathy laugh “Huh… Ya learn somethin’ everyday”

As time passes, the more laughs and smiles you both share.The buzzing sounds of the honeybees around the hives can be heard in the distance and the sound of Elvis’ hiccuping laugh making you almost swoon. “Well…I wouldn’t say that’s how you poke it through-” you explain but get cut off by feeling his thumb grazing along your ear as you were busy teaching him how to make a flower crown, he places a small daisy behind your ear, chuckling softly. “Better if ya make it..” he says as a grin grows on his face. Your heart skips a beat when you catch his eyes glancing down at your lips but he notices and shyly looks away as you do the same.

You continue with the flower crown in your hands, feeling a slight warmth in your heart as you think of the way his blue eyes crinkle at the corners.

After a calm silence, you smile contently, giggling feeling accomplished as you hold up the flower made crown. You turn your head towards Elvis and see him smiling at the flower crown “It’s pretty” he drawls to which your heart sings.

You shyly smile and turn yourself around to face him better, carefully putting the crown on his head. Letting out a laugh as you lean back to get a better view. “Very pretty” you slip out as the sight of the flowers laid upon his head brings out his eyes and shows the tan of his skin. Elvis chuckles. His eyes look up to see if he can get a glimpse of the crown on his head. “Why, Thank ya” he answers jokingly, you close your eyes and laugh again but when you open your eyes, you feel your hand being lifted. Your eyes soften at the sight as Elvis kisses the back of your hand whilst snickering “Nah nah, you’re the pretty one”

His laughing fades when he sees you’re not laughing, his grin falling to a small smile and he rests his arm on his thigh as his hand still holds yours.

“Am I right?”

[livingfictional]

Hiii!!! I just read through some of your match up posts and thought it‘d be AWESOME to request one as well! for the fandom, I‘d love to request call of duty since I‘ve been OBSESSED with it for soo long and have played most games 🙌

Starting off with some basics about me, my name is ash, I am 20 years old and live in germany! my ancestry contains tons and tons of german and a bit of french (4% french). I speak english, german, french and am currently learning russian! (🇬🇧/🇺🇸🇩🇪🇫🇷🇷🇺)

I have short dirty blonde hair that goes up to my shoulders, I cut it short 2 years ago… it‘s wavy and aaaallmost curly but not quite (2C hair)! I have a rather pale and small frame, I weigh not much over 50kg and am 6 feet tall!! yes.. very tall haha

My personality type is INTJ and I‘m often described as funny, a bit mean and overall quiet. I‘m very sarcastic and I love teasing people. Sometimes I just completely zone out of conversations and talk about the opposite thing.. 😭

I LOVE and adore cats with all my heart, I love me a good cup of tea, hiking and of course.. my bed! I love having deep conversations with my close friends about just so many various topics, it‘s always fun! I love the winter because the cold helps me sleep easier and it‘s so much more comfortable than any other season. <- I also love comfy cottages.. specifically in snowy mountains lol… One of my big goals and likes in life is travelling the world! I‘d love to visit many countries and just.. well, explore!!

On the other hand, I do NOT like spiders or bugs of any kind.. I‘m sorry.. 😭😓 I really don‘t like the heat because I have low iron issues and I just get.. woozy. Being around new people is a DRAG and I always feel a bit.. awkward. I‘d like to add that I‘m autistic and have problems expressing what I want at times which is a struggle in restaurants so I usually just beg on my hands and knees (not literally) for my friends to order for me.

My love language is physical touch and gift giving! I love handing people little trinkets I found or bought for them. I‘m very very touchy and I just harass people with hugs (affectionately). I love me a good cuddle, who doesn‘t?

I *LOVE* receiving gifts back because it just makes me feel so warm and fuzzy inside and it makes me very happy.. which is why i thoroughly enjoy the gifts given to me on my birthday.

I don‘t really know what else to say but I hope my short description of myself helps you find a match hahaha GOOD LUCK!! 🙌❤️

I match you up with... Gaz!

Man can and WILL order for you and speak up for you, if you feel uncomfortable. No need to even ask, just give him the look.

Based on what you've told me about yourself, I like to think you guys would be quite a good couple.

Hugs. All the time. Side hugs, from behind, around your waist, your shoulders, using you as a blanket. All. The. Time.

You two have a similar sense of humor, constantly teasing each other. Obviously, he will make sure you know it's all jokes.

Pretty boy is a great listener, learns your love languages early in the relationship.

Gaz makes sure that you feel loved and appreciated. He knows he can't be there with you all the time, but he will make up for it in other ways.

Ordering your favorite food for you, the random beautiful bouquet of flowers on your doorstep? Yup, also him.

[aller-geez]

Hello, yes! I finally pulled myself from my writers slump, and just had to have this RemixLevi fic after seeing this snz prompt by @blooming-trees the other day..

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Nearly 3K words, RemixLevi snzfic with Remi as the sneezer bc obviously I’m a little bit partial 🫠🫠 Pls enjoy 🖤 would love feedback if you have any! 😭🤧

I’ll Make You A Deal…

A RemixLevi snzfic 🖤

“Remington! What the hell!?” Levi shrieked in frustration as he stormed in from the kitchen, waving around a few different food items in each hand and flinging droplets of water everywhere as he did so. The leopard was greeted by a very lethargic looking wolf who laid stomach down on their shared bed, his mouth hanging open slightly as his dull green eyes remained locked on the screen of their tv and the Xbox controller already clacked away loudly in his hands despite it being 9 am. Both Remi’s eyes and his nose were rimmed with the same matching red, moisture glistening from his septum as he gasped out ragged breaths from his spot the bed. With a liquidy yet unproductive sniffle, the large man finally paused his game to look over at the cat with an eyebrow raised.

“What’d I do?” Remi asked in a low, hoarse voice.

“Did you forget to close the fridge last night after you made your late night snack?” Levi crossed his arms across his chest as he waited patiently for his mate’s reply, almost like a mom after receiving a bad report card.

The wolf visibly thought for a second, trying to imagine himself making his toasted peanut butter and jelly sandwich at 2 am the night before, although everything was pretty fuzzy. Drinking the entire bottle of NyQuil to finally be able to sleep through the constant buzzing in his sinuses probably wasn’t his smartest idea; although he did finally manage to fall asleep afterward, so the canine couldn’t complain too much. “Uh, I don’t remember?”

Levi held the items in his hands out in front of him, waving them around a little with a frustrated scowl. “No, you left it open all night and now all of this food we bought for this whole trip is spoiled!”

A flash of guilt passed over the large man’s features, and he sighed softly before muttering a couple of deep, chesty coughs into his balled up fist. “I’b sorry, Levi, that’s by bad.. I guess it’s doordash for the week, huh?” Remi offered, hoping to try and make a little light of the shitty situation he caused.

Levi gasped and shook his head quickly, a look of horror on his face at the thought of Door Dash for every meal for the next eight days, when they had a perfectly good kitchen to cook in right inside their bus. “Ummm.. no.. we’re going to find the grocery store and get FOOD.”

“Levi, combe od..” The wolf nearly whined, suddenly looking equally horrified thinking of having to be anywhere around people right now in his current condition. As if on cue, Remi’s chapped, dampened nose twitched to life, the tickle quickly becoming too intense to ignore and he could only duck his head down towards the bed weakly. “Hh'IISHH! —hd’ISCHhh!! —h’dtTISHh!!”

A mist of contagious droplets coated the bedspread in front of him, the wolf was left sniffling thickly while scrubbing at his septum with an index finger knuckle. “Nngh. How the hell are we godda do that? Just drive there and park our giadt blue bus in the parkigg lot?” Remi slowly began to rise to a full sitting position, and once he sat on the edge of the bed, his long fingers snatched a few tissues from the box on the nightstand. With a thick gurgle, the wolf drenched the ball of tissues in his hands in one blow, grimacing before tossing it in the trash can and clearing his throat.

“There’s one not super far from here, but I can’t read the directions at the same time as watching the mountain roads..” The leopard thought out loud, taking a second to ponder, before his face lit up mischievously. “I know! Since you left the fridge open all night, your punishment is giving me directions~” Levi giggled with a cheeky grin, sticking the tip of his tongue out towards the very unenthusiastic wolf.

“Levi.. you kdow I dod’t feel good..” The canine whimpered with a defeated exhale, the other’s stern parental -like expression softening slightly when his icy blue orbs met with Remi’s dim green ones.

“I’ll make you a deal.. If you can help me with the directions there, I’ll go in and do all of the shopping and you can go back to bed, okay?” The leopard offered with a gentle smile, to which Remi shrugged his shoulders with a quick eye roll.

“Fide.. But I’m goidg to be extra addoyidg..” The wolf chuckled softly, but his laugh was quickly cut short by a deep, painful coughing fit that echoed through the small living space. Once able to catch his breath, he pulled his hood over his head and came to his feet. Remi managed yet another sigh, and Levi rolled his eyes playfully at how dramatic his mate could be for such an otherwise extremely intimidating guy. The two made their way up to the front where Remi lazily plopped himself down in the passenger seat, and Levi shimmied his way into the drivers seat, keys in hand.

“Here, I pulled it up on my phone already, just tell me as the turns come up?” Levi smiled graciously again towards his mate, passing him his phone with the screen already open on the route. Remi took it, leaning back a little in his seat to try and make himself more comfortable for the 20 minute drive, sniffling sharply against one of his wrists. “Nnngh, my dose is so stuffed up..” He complained hoarsely, to which Levi passed him a quick, empathetic expression.

“I’m sorry love, I’ll get you some more NyQuil at the store if you take it how it’s supposed to be taken..” The cat chuckled breathily, slipping the keys into the ignition and turning them. The bus engine roared to life, and Levi rubbed the steering wheel gently with a smile. “Good job May, let’s get going!” He cheered happily, quickly clicking his seatbelt on. With an almost inaudible grumble from the wolf, they were off.

Only a few moments after leaving the gravel road of the rest stop they had been staying at, the bus finally made it to the main road, coming to a full stop at the stop sign.

Levi took the opportunity to turn to his mate to make sure he was still paying attention to navigating as the other had a habit of getting distracted, but was met with the wolf’s fluttering eyelids, and quickly flaring reddened nostrils that gleamed with moisture. Before words could come out of the cat’s mouth, Remi pitched to the side, one arm weakly lifting towards his face in a half assed attempt to cover his sneezes, although he failed miserably.

“hh'IETSH’UE! HI’DTSCHIEW!” The wolf sneezed harshly into the open space of the cab, spraying not only himself and the air around him, but even Levi was a casualty, placed perfectly in Remi’s ‘Splash Zone’. Without a word, the cat swiped away a few particularly large droplets that had landed on his arm, although he was used to it after being with the large, immune deficient man for so long.

Remi snorted thickly, before scrubbing at his nose in quick, circular motions, a soft clicking sound echoing loudly above the low hum of the vehicles engine as he did. “Nnngh, by bad..” he grumbled again, finally able to focus his eyes on Levi’s phone.

Seeing Remi relax once again took some of the edge off for the leopard, exhaling silently and looking back towards the road with a smile. Pushing forward, they traveled onward for a bit, before the wolf cleared his throat suddenly.

“Turdn left odn Naglee Road up here.” He instructed, looking up at Levi to see that he had heard him. The smaller man nodded with a grin, thankful Remi wasn’t too preoccupied to get them lost, and did as he was told. The bus cruised around the corner smoothly, and the map on the phone in his large hand updated accordingly.

The wolf attempted to snort back some of the congestion that was beginning to make his face throb, although at this point, it was pretty much useless. He whined softly, pinching just under his bridge piercing as another tickle began to bloom deep within his sinuses. Every sneeze felt like it would make his head pop with the pressure, and he REALLY wanted to go lay back down..

Suddenly, Remi’s mouth began to curl up into its own mischievous smirk. To be fair, he told Levi he would be extra annoying if he had to be up here.. Why not make it fun?

Sniffling softly a few times to tease the building tickle from his nose, the wolf wouldn’t have had time to cover even if he wanted to with how fast it completely took over.

“—HEH’TXSSHhh’ih! Hd’IZTSSHHhhh’ih!” The two forceful sneezes tore from the large man’s throat, a large cloud of contagious mist filling the space between them again, and coating the other’s freckled arm. When Levi’s eyebrows furrowed to try and concentrate more on the road, Remi’s smirk got a little bigger. Even someone as sweet and patient as Levi was had to have their breaking point, right? Anyone else would have already been done with Remi’s childish behavior.

Snuffling wetly, he leaned back in his seat again, this time with his sock clad feet up on the dashboard, to which Levi gave him a quick side eye. The wolf grunted, slipping them off again and thumping back on the bus floor.

“What’s the next turn?” Levi asked over his shoulder, clearly unamused by his mates shenanigans.

“Turn right on Belbourde Street in a half mile.”

“On.. what street?” Levi questioned, his eyes flickering to his mate’s face for a second before returning to the road in front of them.

“…..Belbourde.. Bel—“ The congestion behind Remi’s eyes continued to increase, leaving all of his words rounder than intended, and he sighed in frustration. “BMELBORNDE” he barked finally, crossing his arms in front of his chest with a self conscious huff, and Levi couldn’t help but laugh gently.

“Okay baby, we should be almost there. I think there’s one more turn off after the Melbourne exit.” The white haired man smiled, quick to reassure his mate, despite how much of a brat he’d been. But then again, that was just who Levi was.

The wolf huffed again from his seat, coming to the quick conclusion that the extra 10 minutes he would get if he was told to go lay down now weren’t as worth while as he thought, and the canine gave up the grocery sabotage entirely.

Again Levi turned the bus around the next corner with ease, driving the huge vehicle expertly around the tight, windy roads down the mountain a little ways, seemingly in his element as he remained completely focused on the task at hand. After a second, the cat waved one thin hand out towards Remi to get his attention again. “Hey, the last turn off shouldn’t be too far off from this one.. what’s the name again?”

The wolf blinked towards Levi for a moment, his brain fighting for its life against his raging fever that flushed his cheeks and forehead, but he slowly began to register the question he was asked. His dim emerald eyes shifted down to the leopard’s phone screen that sat face up on his lap, squinting to try and read the words through his double vision. When he still couldn’t make out the number or the name of the exit, Remi began to get frustrated again, swiping the phone from his lap and bringing it up close to his face.

“Oh, found it..” he mumbled, Levi passing him slightly anxious glances as more and more exits began to fly by their window.

“Okay, it’s.. Hehh..” The canine’s breath snagged sharply, the intense buzz within his nose returning full force.

God, his nose tickled SO damn badly…

As his thick eyelashes began to flutter ever so slightly, he quickly clamped one large hand over his nostrils to squeeze them shut with a loud squelch , although his breath still hitched helplessly while his jaw hung very slightly slacked.

“Hiihhh.. it’s.. f-fuck.. hhheh—hold on..” Remi’s eyes began to water from the effort it took to fight off such an intense tickle that was burning white hot within his quivering nostrils, although still trying his best to do what Levi had asked of him.

Levi’s gaze flashed back and forth between Remi, and the road, even attempting a quick snatch of his phone from Remi’s otherwise occupied hands, but he was unsuccessful. “Rem!” The cat grumbled loudly.

“Th—huhhh.. The n-nehhhh..” the wolf gasped, raising one finger to point out of his window at a passing sign, and Levi thankfully was able to catch a glimpse of it before it flew by their vehicle.

“I turn off on Pacific Road!?” The leopard raised his voice a little in a panic as the exit sign got closer and closer.

The wolf couldn’t do anything other than nod exuberantly, afraid of the repercussions that would come from removing the hand he had pinching his nostrils closed, but as Levi whipped Maybelle around the corner to be able to make the exit, Remi’s hand slipped from its position in order to brace himself on the door of the bus.

As soon as the fresh air flooded into his reddened, sensitive nose, he gasped an enormous breath of air into his lungs, trying to mentally prepare himself for the hammer to the temples.

“hih’AESSSHH’ue!! HA’AETTCCCHH’uh! Hihhh— hiiih’AETTCHH’uh!! Hhah’AETTTSHH’uh!” Remi sneezed so loudly that the bus windows shook, his poor nose desperate for a release, one way or another and eardrums be damned.

The smaller man let out a startled squeal as the whole right side of his body was sprayed by the canine’s mess, flashing a look over at the disheveled wolf riding passenger who was still frozen in place. Both hands were in front of his face, and his long body was doubled up on itself, hugging his own knees with his feet planted on the floor. Remi dared not move, dared not even breathe lest his nose might have something else to say about it. He stayed frozen for so long, that when the leopard finally pulled into the parking lot at the local grocery store a minute later and carefully brought the bus to a stop in one of the parking spots, the wolf still hadn’t even picked his head up.

“Rem? You okay? Those were some pretty big ones..” the leopard’s eyes were filled with concern for his mate as he stretched out one thin freckled hand to rub his mate’s shoulder gently.

Remi opened his mouth to reply, but the scratchiness of his voice overwhelmed his already sore throat, plunging the weakened man into yet another thick, chesty coughing fit that made him tremble slightly from the force. ‘Nnnngh…” the wolf whimpered after a few seconds, followed by a loud snort that still did almost nothing for the congestion packed into his raw sinuses. “Okay.. I gave you directiodns, and dow we’re here… I’b goigg back to bed dow..” he nearly whispered, his head completely reeling and every inch of his body pouring sweat.

The leopard’s face was taken over by an empathetic, caring expression as he eyed his sickly mate, nodding his head in agreement. “Of course baby, thank you so much for your help. Go ahead and go get comfy in bed, and I’ll rent us a couple Redbox movies, and get us some lunch, okay? If you want, I can even rub some of that vaporub on your chest if you think it helped last time?” Levi leaned down to kiss Remi’s very damp forehead, and the wolf sighed happily this time, his gaze slowly raising to meet the icy blue pools of his mate’s.

“I definitely won’t argue with you.. that all sounds so nice..” the large man’s voice was breathy and exhausted, followed by a few loose coughs that didn’t make it out with the others, and a forceful, deep snuffle as he ever so slowly rose to a standing position. As the canine trudged weakly back to bed, he turned just in time to catch Levi as he was pocketing his wallet right before heading out the door.

“Don’t take too long, okay?” Remi called out hoarsely in an uncharacteristically needy tone that made the leopard’s heart almost explode out of his chest with pure love and admiration for the big wolf.

With a thoughtful smile, Levi nodded as he quietly pulled open the door of the bus, the crisp early afternoon air caressing his face as he stepped out. “Wouldn’t dream of it, Acushla…”

The End…

Thank you so much for reading if you made it this far, it really means a lot to me! 🥺🖤

Hope you enjoyed my snz-y, needy boy as much as I enjoyed writing him 🥺

[leorawright]

I asked for a platonic one with sigma, but i wanted to ask this for multiple characters and with the updated and possibly final (?) version of the design and abilities and stuff ^^

Romantic/Queerplatonic: Reaper, Lucio, Junkrat, Roadhog, Reinhardt, Baptiste and Zenyatta

Platonic: Sigma, Sombra and Brigitte

So basicly just when their s/o / friend has thease abilities and stuff and how would the chracaters react to them and how they look and stuff ^^ (and not just the support part only please :"))

I also added an image of the character if you want to add that bit to the thing :D (also the character might look angry, hes not, hes actually a really happy person, also kind of a sona of mine but yea :D)

.

Role : Support

Gun :

Weapon 1 : sniper rifle, 15 ammo, quick reload,

Weapon 2 : minigun, 75 ammo, slow reload, reccomended for enemies who get too close,otherwise use sniper rifle

Bullets are all colored with one of the colors of the rainbow

Ability 1 / E ability :

A disc that attatches itself to a chosen teammate, heals teammates around the disc including the one who it is attached to. Burst heal 3 times.

Ability 2  Shift ability :

A paint ball is thrown on the ground or at an enemy, when the enemy walks over it, it makes a line that follows the enemy visible to your team even trough walls. If thrown on an enemy, it makes them unable to be healed and will be shown fully trough walls to your team. The paint only lasts for 5 seconds after contact with an enemy. They also bounce off walls 1 time. This does no damage. Can only be attached to 1 enemy at a time.

Ultimate:

The minigun is filled with paint balls (shift ability) and some healing variations of them for the teammates. They bounce once off a wall if shot at one. (or the floor or ceeling) Infinite ammo during this and you cant change the gun or use other abilities.

Passive:

Deafult support passive

I drew it myself like a day or two ago and havent posted it on my instagram yet, or i might post it never, i drew it as more of a personal thing to thease asks and for my daydreams ^^

THAT DESIGN IS AMAZING I LOVE IT! (I know it goes over my character limit but I'm having fun)

Overwatch with support reader

Reaper

Honestly your happy personality surprises him considering he works in Talon

Honestly, you immediately intrigued him with your bright clothing and minigun

He hates losing the person he was chasing so if you happen to throw a paint ball of them he'll thank you

When you use your ultimate he always makes sure your have someone behind you so you don't die

Lucio

He's estatic to meet another support who's as happy as he is

He adores all your colors and asks if you can paint his rollerskates and his outfit

Honestly, your kit revolving around colors is one of his favorite things in the world besides you of course

When you ult Lucio is often healing you or speed-boosting you so you get the most value you can and seeing you smile after makes his chest feel warm and fuzzy

Junkrat

Just like Lucio, he loves your colors and insists you paint his tire

Anytime you heal him expect a big smile on his face

He's super intrigued by your minigun and he has suggested filling it with bombs but it's Jamison sorry if you expected something different

You sometimes stick stickers on his forehead to see him get confused like a cat

And your naturally happy personality really has him vibing with you despite his naturally chaotic attitude

Roadhog

Even though he can heal himself if you ever heal him he'll always thank you when he gets a chance

He often uses your paint balls to scout out an enemy in order to hook them

With a bit of convincing he might even let you decorate his mask

He's really glad your calm and happy because after dealing with Junkrat he just wants to relax with you

Reinhardt

He absolutely adores you and your attitude and all your colors

He's always super polite with the supports on his team and you are no exception except he might throw in a quick hug/head pat

Whenever you're in danger or when you ult Reinhardt will always be your shield when you need it

After looking at all the colors on your weapons and outfit he'll happily let you decorate or put stickers on his hammer. Seeing them makes him smile

Baptiste

Even if you two can heal yourselves it doesn't stop the both of you from healing the other

Baptiste is really interested in all the colors on your outfit and the ones incorporated into your weapons

He really enjoys your happy personality because he likes to be goofy as much as he is serious

He thinks your minigun is hella cool and will be estatic if you let him use it

Zenyatta

Whenever you heal him when he's low he'll give you a heartfelt thank you

He's not used to seeing someone so colorful and honestly he really enjoys bow bright you look and how happy your personality is

Your minigun and his discord orbs are a dangerous pairing and everyone knows it

It takes a bit of convincing, but Zen will let you put stickers on his face and arms

Sombra (platonic)

She's not afraid to make it known that she thinks your color scheme is 👌 perfection

She'll always come to you for healing before Moria (no kidding she'd rather cross the map to get healed by you than go to Moira who's beside her)

She appreciates your paint balls and the trails that enemies leave after walking through them because then it's much easier to track down her prey😈

Your minigun is hella cool but unlike Baptiste to not give her the minigun it's a recipe for destruction

Brigitte (platonic)

She straight up adores all the colors you have and insists you two paint her armor with the same colors so you two match

If you're next to her and heal her when she's low expect a thank you or, if you're a hugger, expect a quick side hug for her bestie

Even if her shield is smaller than Reinhardt's she'll still stand in front of you if you're in danger

Sigma

He's not used to seeing someone with that many colors and he finds it super cool

He's extra polite and thankful to you when you heal him at any point

Before the incident he didn't get out much so he's super interested in your minigun and how it works

He's charmed by the idea that you use paintballs as bullets he thinks it's creative

Just like Reinhardt and Brigitte, you are always behind his shield whenever he has it ready

[themirokai]

Twenty Questions for Fic Writers

Tagged in this by the incredible @pellaaearien . Thank you so much, dear! I really did start working on it when you tagged me and have picked away at it ever since. It’s quite long!

1. How many works do you have on Ao3?

49

2. What's your total Ao3 word count?

122,560. I write short things.

3. What fandoms do you write for?

In chronological order I have written:

BBC Sherlock- Mystrade only

James Bond

Doctor Who

Star Wars

Person of Interest

Arcane

Cats the Musical

Sandman

In theory I’m open to writing in any of those again and any others as the inspiration strikes.

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

5 - Worship (Sandman, Dreamling), also received the comment that inspired my first tumblr post to breach containment.

4 - Who He Is (Mystrade), my first fic on ao3 besides the ones I moved to the Other Account. I’m a bit surprised by this honestly. It’s got age on its side but my writing has improved a lot since then. It reads as a bit clunky to me now.

3 - Loverboy (Sandman, Dreamling + Matthew the Emotional Support Raven), first time I brought my 2 Sandman series together and my first multi chap Sandman fic.

2 - The Century Gentleman (Sandman, Dreamling), I got this written and posted pretty soon after the show aired when there was a massive demand for Dreamling content and before there was a tidal wave of content to meet the demand. I have mixed feelings about it now.

1 - Sort It (James Bond & Sherlock crossover, 00Q + Mystrade), fills the niche of “Q is a Holmes brother” + fluffy Mystrade. I do still really love this story.

5. Do you respond to comments?

My rule is that I do. And I’ve generally been very diligent about it. But I burnt out a little while writing Grave and I currently have an embarrassing number of unread comments in my ao3 inbox that I keep telling myself that I need to respond to…

So if folks have commented on my stuff in the last month or so, I’m very sorry I haven’t responded.

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Sequenced Proposals. No contest. Look, the character is terminally ill in canon and it’s a lawyer AU so it wasn’t going to end with him becoming a cyborg. I cried a lot while writing it. Apparently a lot of people cried while reading it. Technically he’s still alive when the story ends.

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

With the one notable exception discussed above I pretty much exclusively write warm, fluffy, occasionally funny stuff. They pretty much all end happily. I am a quokka of fan fiction.

8. Do you get hate on fics?

I haven’t! Someone called me a bitch in a Sequenced Proposals comment but even though we had never interacted before, they meant it positively.

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

Not on this account. 😏

10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?

I’ve written 2: Sort It, as mentioned above, and Dreaming of Leverage, which is a Sandman & Leverage crossover. I’d say the latter is crazier.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not to my knowledge.

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

Nope.

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

Nooooo. And I can’t see ever doing it. Writing is very much a solo activity for me.

14. What's your all-time favourite ship?

I can’t pick a favorite. I adore every ship I’ve written.

15. What's a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

I will probably not finish Law School Days. I know how the story ends and that’s good enough for me and no one was clamoring for it. I still like to think I’ll finish Lonely Two-Legged Creatures some day.

16. What are your writing strengths?

I’m good at dialogue, especially dialogue in which characters talk about their feeeeeelings. I guess I’m also good at emotional intelligence in stories. And creating the warm & fuzzies.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

Plot and description. I almost exclusively write very short things because I am incapable of plot that would carry a longer story. Also, if I’m being honest, one of the things I like about writing fan fiction is that I don’t have to describe what anyone looks like or sounds like! Y’all know that already. But I do get the flop sweats if I have to describe someone wearing clothing that is not a t-shirt and jeans.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?

I wish I could! More than 15 years ago I was basically conversational in Spanish, but now I’m functionally monolingual. I do appreciate when people who do this provide translations.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

As a kid, before I knew what fan fiction was, I wrote at least 100 pages of what was essentially OCs in Mercedes Lackey’s Valdemar. The first fandom I intentionally wrote and posted fic for was Mystrade.

20. Favourite fic you've written?

Can’t do this, sorry. There are some of my stories that no longer resonate with me the way they did when I wrote them, but they’re in the minority and of the rest it’s impossible to pick a favorite.

Phew! That was a lot. Whenever I tag people in these I always say no pressure but really and seriously this time there’s no pressure and you don’t need to tell me why you’re not doing it. Just ignore. ALSO, if you’ve already done it and I missed it, apologies! With that said @once-in-a-blue-moon-rising @lavenderandvanilla @ml-nolan @mashumaru @ibrithir-was-here @karalynlovescake @stormofsharpthings @argylepiratewd

[taavisplushies]

Pt. 2 of my plushies sorry it took so long, hope they brighten your day

Small bed plushies

Zosia and Dunky

Zosia is my favourite and one of my oldest plushies, I got her 15 years ago. Her fabric is old and worn and is reminiscent of a soft towel but it used to be much smoother. Her eyes are really banged up and she has lots of stitches on her neck because of the washing machine and time. I used to sew clothing for her with my grandmother and would use any doll clothing I had for her instead, now she just has some kandi necklaces. Two for my favourite characters (Mike Chilton and Texas from motorcity) and one that I made for her. One time I lost her and was so distraught that I put up lost posters around my neighborhood and my parents secretly ordered a replacement for me online, but I found her before the other one showed up and it was given to my brother.

I got Dunky from my grandmother for Easter a few years back. Another victim of the dryer but thankfully the texture isn’t too bad because of his fabric already being short and only slightly fuzzy. Over the years his hair tuff has puffed up into a little Afro puff. I love how he is anatomically incorrect with actual legs and arms instead of claws and wings, I think it looks cute with his beady eyes.

Meowko and Pusheen

Meowko is a little plump sausage roll of a uni-cat. Their fabric is slightly longer than Dunky’s and is really fun to pet and scratch. His mane is very fun to flick back and forth. Only down side is their horn has no stuffing and gets crushed really easily.

Pusheen was gifted to me by my brother for my birthday. I used to have a Pusheen hyper fixation but I only have a little bit of merchandise left. The whiskers are frayed and her sound box that doesn’t work anymore but I love her color scheme and like squishing her.

Hamburger and Bulby

Hamburger is a Pokémon Drowzee plushie. He is the size of a hamburger and can be held like such hence the name. Similar soft towel texture to Zosia.

Bulby had the biggest burn marks from the dryer and the texture was so bad I had to sew over it But I’m really happy with how he looks now. It adds extra nice texture and makes him completely unique.

Kirby and Pompom

A little ball basically but very cute and a great traveling size, has a little loop where their tag used to be and fits perfectly on my wrist.

Pompompurin squishmallow very soft and stretchy fabric that most squishmallows have. He’s one of my favourite plushies for stiming: squishing, hitting, playing with the pin, and squeezing him. His whipped cream hat is “stiffer” being more tightly packed with stuffing.

Gizmo and Oliver

Gizmo is a bit hard as he has a vibration/heartbeat mechanism in him but it’s really nice and a good stim. As you can see he’s supper fluffy and nice to pet, and he’s got little bean in his feet :)

Oliver is a bean bag heat pack type of guy. Old and raggedy but smells like lavender and helps with pain relief. He also doubles as a weighted plushie.

zosia!!! it’s so sweet how you have had her for so long, and how much you love her!!! i love how you used to make clothing for her too omg that’s amazing!

dunky is very cute, i love his little puff of hair on his head! and i agree that the anatomically incorrect arms and legs make him cuter lol

meowko looks so cool! unicorn cat!!! it sucks that the horn isn’t very sturdy tho :(

your pusheen plush is very cute!! she looks so squishy !!!

i feel like drowzee is underrated so i’m surprised you have a plush of them!! hamburger is such a nice name too! i like how you can hold them gently

poor bulby :( i’m glad you were able to fix him up though!! he looks happy now :)

kirby is so cute! i bet he would be a perfect travel buddy, especially since he can fit on your wrist!

pompom omg! i’ve never seen a pompompurin squishmallow before, it’s very cool!! i like how he looks like a dessert! i want to give him a big ole hug!!

i love gizmo!! he looks very silly, and his name sounds nice! he seems very soft and friendly too!

oh cool, oliver is a helpful fella!! i like how he smells like lavender too, that’s one of my favorite smells 🥰

thank you for showing me more of your stuffed animals!!! i enjoyed getting to see them and hear all about them!!! :D

i appreciate your kindness and how you shared your plushies with me!!

i hope you (and your stuffed animals) have a great day!!!!!!!!

[rei-caldombra]

Wholesomeness in Fall 2023 Anime- Crash Course + Goofy Boss

Healing/Iyashikei anime has been a favorite of mine for a long time. I wouId often watch one every season. I can get depressed fairly easily and often, and it's nice to be able to turn on something wholesome and suddenly start feeling fuzzy inside. It can be very cathartic to just watch a bunch of characters be happy together and look into a world where a lot of normal troubles don't really matter. Or worlds where deep emotional issues can be alleviated with just some basic human kindness (which is relevant to both shows). Healing anime won't solve all your problems, but it's a much healthier way of making yourself feel better for a bit than many other options.

This season we have 2 shows that I feel can give you a solid wholesome fix- I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness (which I will refer to as Crash Course) and My New Boss Is Goofy (which I will refer to as Goofy Boss). This is based off of watching the first 3 episodes of each anime and no outside knowledge of either. There will be some spoilers.

Goofy Boss Specific thoughts

After being horribly abused by his previous boss, Momose is left is severe anxiety that gives him health issues. But it turns out his boss is actually super nice and clumsy. This shows does succeeds at being heartwarming in two ways. One by being directly and obviously cute. The two leads are cute characters, they are cute together, and they add a cat that is cute. Secondly, we see Kentarou get over his past trauma. These two have a very nice relationship that just feels good to watch. Over time he is able to forget about those past experiences and move forward thanks to his healthy relationship with Shirosaki.

I think this show is very solid overall. Its jokes land pretty often, and Just within the first 3 episodes we get a good amount of backstory for both the main leads. It actually hit me pretty hard in the heart when Momose learned that Shirosaki was the one who came up with the advertisement that inspired him. I also really appreciate this point because it shows someone getting inspiration from something very untraditional. I don't have any particular love for advertising, even the harmless kind like the ones we see in this show. But it's important to recognize that inspiration can come from absolutely anything. When so much of media uses the same avenues for inspiration, like nature and famous people like heroes, it's nice to see something mundane like an ad for a random business having a strong emotional impact on someone.

Sorry if this immediately makes you close out of this post- I personally don't ship them. I like them as a couple but not romantically. I've always been put off by large age gaps. They are both old and mature enough where I would not call an actual romantic relationship between them problematic though. It's just not my thing. All the power to you if you ship them, the show succeeds at making you want to ship them, so I totally get it.

Crash Course Specific thoughts

After being abused by her family and ousted from her home, Charlotte is taken in by the "demon lord" of a nearby area who wants to teach her how to be "naughty". Don't let the title fool you, in general the naughtiness here is more akin to a kid doing things they "shouldn't" do on purpose. At its core this "naughtiness" that Allen is trying to teach her is about helping Charlotte do the things she has been conditioned not to do and selfishly pursue her own happiness. I really vibe with this message. Most people won't have as extreme of a bad experience as Charlotte, but many people can relate to feeling like they are in the wrong for desiring more happiness. My favorite scene is when Allen buys her a table covered in sweets and basically tells her to pig out. For me seeing Charlotte be able to eat tasty food that she was never able to experience really hits. I really agree with the message he tries to convey to her there, about how it's ok for her to be given something expensive and to enjoy it to the fullest. Imo pigging out on great food is one of life's best pleasures (in moderation). And is a great way to reward yourself and make yourself feel better during a tough time. This show succeeds at being heartwarming through this message trying to be conveyed to Charlotte. Its cathartic to see a character who deserves a to be pampered get pampered. That is the primary appeal of this show. And down the line when we very likely see her properly embrace this philosophy, it'll probably feel really good then too.

When you step away from this general theme, the show starts to lack a little. The art and animation are not particularly noteworthy in any way. As characters they also do not have a lot of charisma or interesting qualities. Like with Goofy Boss I also do not ship this two, but for different reasons. I don't think they have particularly great chemistry. The jokes are also not funny as often in my opinion. If I didn't have a stronger appreciation for the theme that I mentioned I would say it's pretty boring. Among the many healing anime I have seen, I would put it pretty low on the list. If I had to say a #1 its Demon Girl Next Door. To give some other favorites- Barakamon, Non Non Biyori, Lucky Star, and Girls Last Tour. But I've watched many others too that can be considered healing anime, so let me know if you'd like to see more posts about them.

Both of these are relatively simple and formulaic shows, but that's not necessarily a bad thing. The goal of both in my eyes is just to make you feel happy with wholesome characters interactions that help someone overcome their past trauma. Series that have a simple goal makes sense to have simple execution. Both have solid emotional cores that most people can empathize. They may not stand out as anything amazing, especially Crash Course, but they are succeeding at making me feel warm and fuzzy every week. For that reason, I will continue to watch both. If you just wanted to check out one of them, I recommend Goofy Boss as it has stronger characters and comedy.

Thanks for reading!

[foulbearobservation]

YES so glad you're on board with the feathers!

I just think it'd be so Soft.

1.) It's been a While since Ava has seen Lilith's wings but when she does they're just in their full blown baby bird fuzz stage and Ava is just like "WHAT is going on there 👀" and ribs her for it (no more than Lilith can take) because she's Lilith's best frenemy but she also thinks Lilith's wings are very cool, and now they're getting COOLER even tho she looks like a dork rn.

2.) When they're in their transition phase between downy fluff and full blown feathered glory the little fluffs start to shed around the apartment/house/wherever she goes and has them out. The image of Lilith being a little embarrassed as they try to vacuum all the little fluffs up is just so....

2b.) (If in the to bleed universe) Lucy is absolutely ecstatic about the turn of events that has led their home to be littered with delightful little fuzzy feathers to chase around. A scene when it first starts happening and Lilith becomes reluctant to bring her wings out because "I'm shedding, it's *embarrassing* Camila."

" Oh come on! it's not that bad Lil."

And then just... Lucy zooming by in the background slipping on the floor as he chases a feather through the living room.

3.) Once they are fully feathered, they're clearly gorgeous, a mix of different shades of grey. She leaves them out more than before, when they were just the gnarled wings of a demon she only had them out when she used them. To fly, fight, hold Camila on tough nights. But now, when it's not terribly inconvenient she has them out whenever she can, reading a book under a tree? They're out.

On a demon hunting mission with Ava? They're out even if she doesn't need them.

She got talked into going to Cat's Cradle bc Camila had a security meeting with mother superion? They're out. (and it's only a little bit because she wants to show them off to the baby OCS recruits) but it's all mostly because she feels comfortable having them out and visible. Because they're a physical manifestation of how far she's come.

Sorry if this is to long I'm really happy you like the idea- 🧍

YES EXACTLY!

ava and lilith are both like careening towards the ground, having jumped off or been pushed off a building for some reason or another and lilith just grabs ava and pulls out her wings and once they're safe and sound ava's like "hey this is new!" "I've saved your ass before, that's not new?" "no the wings, dumbass, they're very baby bird chic!"

HELP THE IMAGE OF LILITH HAVING TO VACUUM UP ALL OF HER FEATHERS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY. camila comes home to see lilith throwing feathers around the room so that lucy can fetch but both of them immediately stop when they see camila like they got caught doing something they shouldn't

lilith learning to love her wings!! she (whether she admits it or not) wants to show them off! mother superion compliments them and lilith straight up rides that high for a MONTH. YEAH YEAH YEAH

this is great 🧍‍♂️ thank u for putting the idea of lilith wings into my head

[pastel-clown-friends]

I need some help from clown owners!

I was to preface this with the fact that I've never owned clown before. I've had friends with clown pets and my cousin currently has a common white faced clown I believe he is. I have owned plenty of dogs and cats before and even a few rats, but I have no experience with owning a clown.

Onto the story of how I ended up with my first clown.

So I was walking home from work during a recent sleet storm and I had heard whimpering and honking inside a nearby bush. The bush was shaking and shivering and the pained sounds made it so I had to approach.

When I moved some of leaves aside I found this tiny, and I mean tiny, clown girl cowering from the wet snow falling from the sky. I immediately pulled her from the bush she was stuck in and hid her in my coat pocket. She was small enough to fit in there and the poor dear was ice cold. It was nearly freezing, as I live in Illinois, and thr sleet was coming down hard.

I could tell she was scared based on he way she bit my finger but she was too weak to really anything else as I put her in my warm pocket and started to hurry home. Luckily I lived just a block away and so I was able to get her out of the cold weather and into my heated apartment very quickly. I immediately got her washed up in my sink, being as gentle as I could. She was extreamly weak and is probably sick from how dirty she was and how cold it was. She wasn't wearing a lot of clothing, just a cupcake dress and petticoat, stockings, and arm warmers, and what she had on wasn't very thick. She didn't have a hat or shoes.

I immediately set up some food for her, but I wasn't sure what to give her. All I had were jelly beans and a cotton candy flavored candy cane and she looked like she was upset at the choices but ended up eating them out of sheer hunger.

I set her up near my space heater on a bunch of scrunched up fuzzy blankets and a hello kitty plushie and she fell asleep very quickly.

What I need help with is what to do next and what breed she is.

Here is a list of her attributes. I would have gotten a picture of her but she is really skittish and doesn't seem to like the camera.

White skin

Pink hair spit into two low pigtails, reaches the ground when she stands up

Purple heart shaped eyebrows

Blue eyes

Light Blue nose

Light Blue markings on her cheeks, triangles

Purple lips

Her clothing was entirely the same shades of light blue and pink.

Sharp teeth

Barcode on the back of her neck

I'm very worried about the fact that she has sharp teeth. I've never seen a clown with sharp teeth before.

But the barcode is scary. Because it's a tattoo. But she looks small enough to be a todler despite having very long hair and a full set of teeth.

Please if any clown parents could help me in the comments. It's 2 am but tomorrow I'm gonna bring her to the nearby clown vet. I'm gonna make sure she is okay and has her shots and then I'm gonna see if she is chipped.

Do clowns even get chipped like dogs or cats? These are the things I need help with. I am so sorry if I did anything wrong, but I'm really shaken up and just want to save this poor baby. She is very cute and once again looks so small... its worrying.

Sorry for any typos both my thumbs and most of my fingers are bandaged from thr many times she bit me.

(Date of posting 12/4/22)

[nina208-journey-to-consistency]

sleeping it all away (blurb 1)

hello everyone! decided to post a blurb, pls note i'm not a writer so just take these with a grain of salt lol

cw: mental health stuff

ENTER Alex's bedroom

beep...beep...BEEP

"Ughhh, I can't right now" Alex snoozes her alarm and tosses her phone onto the growing pile of clothes next to her bed. She flops onto her stomach and falls into the darkness.

*2 hours later*

"Alex, are you up? Alex?" accompanies knocking at her bedroom door. "Alex, you there? It's 11am" Matty says through the door.

She groans and curls further into her green weighted blanket. Nothing can come between her and her blanket, not even her partner's incessant knocking at the door.

"Just a min, I'm awake" she shouts, hoping to be left alone. Before dozing off once more she hears the hinge creak and a soft pitter patter across the floor. A fuzzy white floof plops next to her and curls into her side.

"Hi Fluffy, good morning" Alex mutters. She takes a deep breath at looks at the time - 11:48AM. Alex give Fluffy a cuddle and gets out of bed.

ENTER Alex and Matty's Kitchen

"Hiya babe, sleep well" Matty gently says as he greets his partner with a steaming cup of coffee. "How are you feeling? Feeling okay?"

"Yeah, I'm fine." Alex curtly responds, throwing in a smile and peck on the cheek to absolve the creases of concern lining Matty's face. "Thank you for the coffee. Don't you have work?"

"Working from home today, don't worry about it. See, the guys are on Zoom," Matty says and pivots his laptop pointing to the entire touring band staring back at her.

Wide-eyed, Alex tries to comb her hair through her fingers and swallow her mortification.

"Oh my god, I did not see you guys there. Sorry about all this, um... what's up? How's...rehearsal? Session? Whatever you guys are up to, haha?" She gulps down her coffee.

A mix of "Hi Alex, how are you? We haven't seen you in a bit? and We miss you" answers her questions.

"Thanks guys, I'm good. Just um...taking a break from work and stuff for a bit. Happy to see you all, I'll let you get back to it" Alex picks up Fluffy, books it away from Matty, and hides outside in the zen garden.

ENTER Alex and Matty's Backyard

Setting her coffee and cat down on the iron table, she sinks to the floor and lays her head on the cool stone. "Whyyy, why would he do that?" she thinks. "I'm such a mess." She hadn't seen them since tour ended, and while Alex misses her friends, she really doesn't want to be in public, let alone a company Zoom call. She closes her eyes and falls asleep.

*1 hour later*

Alex feels weightless as she's deposited onto the couch. "Hey baby, wake up," Matty lightly rouses her. Alex groggily sits up, not realizing how much time had passed.

"Hi"

"Hi"

"You've been sleeping a lot recently."

Matty's gaze pierces through her. She can't meet his eyes.

"Yeah, a bit. I just haven't been unemployed like this before and leaving New York is hitting me a bit harder than expected."

Matty nods and hugs her until Alex relaxes her shoulders. Still holding her Matty whispers "Are you having second thoughts?"

"No, just processing the change I guess. I'm really happy to finally be in one place with you and kids, but I just really loved my apartment in New York. I was like, the first woman in my family to live independently and everything and now that's just gone, y'know? After so many years and I worked so hard to leave my parent's house. And I don't have a job now either. At least right now. And like, I'm really happy to be here with you and I know we planned everything out, and I'm trying really hard to study for my grad school entrance exam, but it's just really different, and nothing in my room is where it's supposed to be and-"

Matty holds her tight and lets Alex ramble out her feelings. He kisses her forehead as she tries to curl up into her self. "I just don't want you to get depressed, turtle. We're all here for you, yeah. Even Mischief Mayhem and Floofy over there."

Alex giggles at the nicknames and squeezes Matty back. "I know, I'm just feeling a little numb. I'll get over it. Not trying to be difficult, I just don't know what I feel right now. I'll let you know though, kay?" She musters up a smile.

Matty responds with a tight smile that doesn't quite reach his eyes. "Okay, love. You don't have to convince me of anything though, no need to act okay if you're not. Sorry for pushing that call on you, thought seeing everyone might cheer you up. Also, no need to get over it. Yell at me if I'm being annoying though, I'm just concerned and I can be kinda a lot so-"

Alex uses the last of her energy to playfully jump on him as they topple onto the couch. She smiles into the crook of his neck as they lay in the sunny patch with Mayhem and Fluffy. Alex grabs her phone by Matty's head and texts "drinks at ours - 8pm? movie night and byob :)" to the band group chat before silencing her notifications, finally enjoying the moment.

thank u for reading! :)

[nagipops]

hii I love your blogs sooo much you're really talented (I just needed to say it sorry) so straight to the point, I already made 2 requests to you and I really enjoyed your writing so I would like to make another again. As I'm clueless about what to request I'll just ask for random hcs for konoha 11, idk if it's too much but if so then you can do with Neji (I love him so much), Kakashi and Naruto. Thank you in advance and sorry anything ^^

RANDOM KONOHA 11 HEADCANONS!

FEATURING: naruto, sakura, shikamaru, ino, choji, neji, rock lee, tenten, kiba, hinata, and shino

WARNINGS: mentions alcohol, drugs, food, bugs, and the tiniest nsfw mention if you get the joke. hehe

A/N: AHHHH ANONN this seriously made my day, im so so glad you enjoy my work!! 💖

NARUTO

you know how we all have “the chair”, where we throw all of our dirty clothes onto?

yeah, imagine that, but from the seat to the fricking ceiling

its just a GINORMOUS MOUND of clothes, you wonder how he even goes through that many clothes so quickly???

definitely shoves it under his bed whenever guests come over (somehow)

holds chopsticks really weirdly. but it works.

asked tenten to put his hair into space buns to mimic his sexy jutsu and went around flirting with the village

jiraiya was so proud of him T-T

comes up with the WORST pickup lines

they’re so bad, its almost charming. almost

has gone AWOL multiple times, disappearing from everywhere, just everywhere

it scared you a little, so you searched the entire village for him

you finally found him sitting on the ledge of a cliff, gazing out at the vast sea

concerned and panicked, you cried out to ask him what was wrong

he turned to you with a crestfallen, devastated look on his face and said,

“i bought shrimp ramen instead of chicken ramen.”

you’ve never searched for him after his disappearance ever again.

SAKURA

100% makes origami shurikens and chucks them at you

they are deathly precise and deathly sharp. seriously, how are these not illegal weapons yet???

writes threatening motivational notes to herself on the mirror

“u got this!” “make sure to smack naruto today!” “ino sucks!”

her backpack would always be way too high up on her back. idk why but. it would

does her hair all nice and pretty before she goes out but once she arrives to her destination SHE KEEP. TAKING. IT OUT. and redoing it over and over and over again

like it’s impossible to make eye contact with her because she’s holding a bobby pin between her teeth while braiding her hair

her guilty pleasure would be hostess treats

ding dongs are her favorite. don’t ask me how i know, i just know.

eats the yellow starbursts just to spite naruto and all her haters

loves small lap dogs, she think’s they’re so cute and cuddly

but she especially loves chihuahuas

they’re so feisty and naruto HATES them, so of course she had to go and get one for herself

dresses the poor dog up in little bonnets and jackets and ties its tiny fuzzy hairs into pigtails

she and the chihuahua are not that much unlike <3

SHIKAMARU

this man is a god at shogi but he absolutely SUCKSSSS at cup pong.

is this an ick? idk. but he is absolute trash at this game.

it gets even worse when he’s got a couple drinks in him

tries to calculate the velocity and acceleration and angle and shit but his shot is always a good two feet off BYE 😭

just mutters an “aw, shit” before awaiting his turn again

hates checkers, loves chess

“checkers is for WUSSIES” - shikamaru nara

i said this in another post, but he is Very Good at whistling

like that’s his hidden talent

can copy any tune with the perfect pitch and rhythm

speaking of, he can do really cool tricks with his tongue

like making a four leaf clover, touching the bridge of his nose with it, flipping it upside down, you name it

he has slanted, scrawled handwriting, to the point where it’s almost illegible

wbk he cheats in school SO OFTEN. but he never gets caught. he’s not stupid, he just couldn’t care less about his classes.

thinks weed and e-cigs are stupid, cigarettes are where it’s at

you just can’t replicate the feeling of taking a drag from a cig after a long, tiring day

plus he looks hella cool while doing it B)

INO

teaches the boyz™️ how to braid their hair

like they all gather in a circle around this feisty fashionista and fail attempt to braid their hair

sakura was just fuming in the sidelines

“OI, INO-PIG, THAT’S A DUTCH BRAID, NOT A FRENCH BRAID!!”

yeah, ino 🙄

the only one that can actually do it is neji because a) this man is talented af and b) he’s got the long hairrr

ino probably envies his thick, sleek hair because hE’S a bOy

also asks everyone for their blood type and zodiac signs and tells them if they’re compatible with her or not

and definitely judges you for your sign 😣

“oh, you’re a gemini? hmm, what a shame...”

makes bouquets for her favorite people and kin assigns everyone a flower

only assigns the pretty nice ones to the people she likes (sorry sakura, you’re out of luck)

one of her favorite hobbies is crafting! she’s really good with details and small things so she loves making those miniature dollhouses and stuff

also really good at watercoloring. especially painting flowers and landscapes

also i feel like she would be really good at playing any instrument because of her skilled hands

can play a badass flute solo. period.

CHOJI

would honestly rather die than get anywhere NEAR an asparagus

he just thinks they’re so gross and bitter and NOT SALTY

he always eats his yakiniku a little bit undercooked because he’s way too impatient to wait for it to cook fully. who do you think he is??

whenever he cloud gazes with shikamaru, when asked what he thinks a cloud looks like, he just says some sort of food

“oi, choji, what does that one look like to you?”

“a... yakiniku grill... with... pineapple rings on it! ooh, and a wagyu steak right there!”

he thinks pringles are an abomination to society. where’s the crisp? where’s the grease? where’s the saltiness?!!!

asks ino to teach him how to do his hair all fancy and the two of them devote an entire day learning different hairstyles

it’s his new favorite thing to do now :D

he really likes crayons!!!!

like he’ll write with them, draw with them, color with them, do everything with them

he’s even tried to eat them. he said they tasted good.

definitely had the 128 crayon pack WITH THE BUILT-IN SHARPENER, and everyone thought he was the coolest kid in town

he ate it UP, he even scored some bbq dates with the ladies

i also feel like he loves basketball, and he has a MEAN slam dunk

like his vertical isn’t that high, but the man can REACH

he loves when people laugh at him when he challenges them to a 1v1 and then proceeds to absolutely destroy them <3

NEJI

he seems like a cucumber kind of guy.

just cucumber

like i feel like he puts it in everything; soba, salads, sandwiches, his face, yeah

it’s mellow and cool, just like him!

speaking of, i feel like he lives for spa days and facials

it just lets him be alone in his little cucumber scented world for an hour or two and he gets damn clear skin from it as well

seriously he has PERFECT skin. flawless. not a single blemish. his cheeks feel like baby butts they’re so smooth.

i feel like he’d be a god at solving rubik’s cubes, don’t ask me why

like if anyone scrambled theirs on accident they would just take it to neji and he’d solve it in the blink of an eye

CAT PERSON!!! loves the little meow meows

who are we kidding, neji basically is a cat; agile, aloof, does silly things without trying to, very cute

he just feels akin to the little fuzzballs and he thinks petting cats are extremely therapeutic. good for the soul

he is a golf man. he would take his juniors golfing and everyone thinks he’s uncool. cmon neji let them go to the skate park at least T-T

also very good at karaoke, definitely surprised everyone once he got a few drinks in him since he started serenading you

LIGHTWEIGHT!!! do not get more than one shot of alcohol in him. he will go berserk.

i also feel like he’d really love photography; not taking pictures of people, but of nature

he loves taking a quiet stroll through a pretty forest and snapping pictures of all the unique flora and fauna

it’s so serene ︶ ‿ ︶

ROCK LEE

100% milly rocks everywhere

gai got in on it too once he asked what lee was doing

“is that what all the youthful cool kids do these days!”

they also dab together. a lot

DO NOT BE SEEN WITH THESE TWO!!! you are not associated with them.

definitely is the one breakdancing in the middle of the dance circle at a high school party

he’s mad skilled at it too

headspins and windmills galore

challenged naruto to a dance-off and completely OBLITERATED him

lee then asked if naruto wanted a rematch, this time with one hand tied behind lee’s back

naruto obliged, and he STILL lost

RIP naruto and his fangirls, they all scrambled to lee afterwards T-T

i feel like his favorite subject is science

not the boring physics equations and laws and theories but the fun EXPERIMENTS

definitely has singed all of his hair off one time and he went to gai blubbering to help him grow back his precious hair

but he loves experimenting with different combinations and chemicals to get different reactions each time

created a potent love potion and carried it around with him all day one day

and it was actually working

girls were flocking to him left and right, staring at his lips and his face

he was so abashed at the sudden attention

heck, it even worked on sakura

“oi, lee-san!”

“hehe, yes, sakura-san?”

her eyes shifted downwards to his lips and his heart thumped harder

“hey... lee-san?”

“what is it?”

“you have something on your lip. we’ve been trying to tell you all day but you just winked and blew kisses at us.”

legend has it lee has still not recovered to this day.

TENTEN

has THE prettiest handwriting. and she can write SUPER fast

it’s like a superpower

like she transcribed five pages of a report in less than two minutes with perfect handwriting

naruto is so jealous.

she is also super good at origami! those diligent, accurate hands aren’t just for throwing things

taught sakura how to make shurikens but does NOT endorse any violent uses of them

she can replicate all of her weapons with paper and they can actually function, it’s so cool

made paper kunai knives one day and the wholeee village wanted to get their hands on them

i feel like she’d listen to mitski. idk i just get those vibes

LOVES BIG DOGS!! especially fluffy wuffy samoyeds

like man’s best friend?? no, GIRL’S BEST FRIEND!!

hugs and cuddles and squishes all the big dogs

she thinks small dogs are spawns of satan

sakura and her have definitely quarreled over this

but at the end of the day, all dogs are adorable fur babies, so she lets it slide :,)

KIBA

kiba always looks SO GOOD in photos you take of him, candid or not

like you could just whip out a camera and snap a photo of him at any given moment and he would look perfect

you framed a picture of him yelling at akamaru for peeing inside the house

it’s pure artwork

i feel like he tries to swagger around with his hands shoved in his pockets but it fails MISERABLY and the girls are wondering if he broke his leg or something 😭

kiba just walk normally. for the love of god please just walk normally.

he tries to slump back in his chair really low but one time he slouched way too low so he slipped off of his chair and onto the ground LMFAOOOO

he just wallowed there... in shame...

also.. he LOVES when the girls put makeup on him!!

he tries to act like he hates it. but it secretly gives him so much confidence

not to mention the girls hyping him up are a huge ego boost

okay the inside of his jacket hood is the warmest. thing. EVER!!!

seriously, no wonder this dude is so happy-go-lucky all the time, he’s living in literal heaven 24/7

it’s like you’re sleeping on a cloud inside a warm, cozy bed during a cold winter morning

10/10 would recommend letting him give you his sweatshirt when you’re chillin with a hair tie ❤️

HINATA

always smells like lavender soap. always

also has the cutest pencil pouches with little puppy faces and kawaii things

oH and she has those mini yoobi highlighters, she thinks they’re so cute (and functional!)

everyone flocks to her to try them out and marvel at the cute tiny highlighters

and they try to steal them from her but she doesn’t even stop them because she’s too timid to 😭

naruto goes BALLISTIC over them

she lets him have all of them <3

tennis girl!!! tennis girl.

all of her opponents always underestimate her because she’s so timid and shy and quiet

but she has a KILLER serve

and then she takes her opponents to the slaughterhouse with a complete shutout ;)

she’s really athletic believe it or not, she can beat most of the boys in a mile run and she has incredible endurance

i feel like she really loves velvet scrunchies

she just thinks they’re so pretty and they keep her hair soft so they’re cute and functional

also takes the PRETTIEST notes!!

color codes, dividers, headers, you name it, it’s all super readable too its insane

everyone asks her for her notes, not to study but just to appreciate the pure artwork that it is ^w^

SHINO

shino is SO easy to prank

“how do you catch an eyemaster?” *cue naruto and kiba snickering*

“eyemaster bait. that is because—”

even when everyone’s laughing their asses off, he still continues to explain his answer since he does NOT GET THE JOKE

tried his hand at writing haikus

here’s his best one so far:

“Bugs are amazing. That is because they are bugs. Bugs are very nice.” - Shino Aburame

VERY proud of it, since it took him weeks to perfect

praise it, pls

had one of those ant farms and bug-catching kits as a kid

and he would fill the kit TO THE BRIM. LIKE IT WAS HEAVY BECAUSE THERE WERE SO MANY BUGS.

he loves the little chitters of the different bugs

he had jars of different bugs all lined up on a wall shelf in his room

collects silkworms off of trees and sticks them into his pockets (no i definitely did not do this as a kid...)

HELP I FEEL LIKE he would record a timelapse of his ant farm growing and upload it to youtube with a movie maker title screen that says

“my ants”

if you enjoyed this post, likes and reblogs are much appreciated :) feel free to request here, and make sure to read the rules first! have a lovely day everyone <3

[jiyuus]

The Little Things - Headcannons

Hello, Bloops~

So, someone liked a headcannon of mine and since I’ve been into Haikyuu again recently, I thought I would write some for them~ Sorry if your fav. boi isn’t on here- I can only do so much before I get burnt out

Also, I didn’t start going by Yu because of Nishinoya- though I do love him. 

If you want more of these, with different boys, then let me know- and let me know which boys~ I would also like to write for haikyuu again, so request some if you like this

Update; there’s now a pt.2

TW; fluff, all boys are aged up

I hope you enjoy! and if you want to be tagged in my writings, let me know~

[Sawamura Daichi, Tsukishima Kei, Nishinoya Yuu, Azumane Asahi, Aone Takanobu, Iwazumi Hajime]

Sawamura Daichi

he would always offer to carry your stuff, it doesn’t matter if its simply your bag or a stack of papers, he would always offer.

in crowded places, he would hold your hand like you were going to disappear if he didn’t hold on to you hand tightly, and even after you get away from the area he would still hold your hand until you were both in the safe place of either your shared home or your either of your own homes.

if you both lived separately, the morning after he stayed over, he would make you tea or coffee- or pour you a cup of water if you don’t like either- he wouldn’t really let you lift a finger until an hour or so after you wake up

if you had a bad day, he would grab the coziest blanket and wrap both of you in it, cuddling you until you either have to use the bathroom or until you both get too hungry.

even though I see Daichi being a dog person, seeing him with a cat would probably melt your heart. so instead of getting a dog together- because frankly daichi doesn’t necessarily want to deal with something so energetic for awhile- you adopt an older cat instead.

that cat as also ran away from the fours idiots whenever they visit- especially Tanaka, but they love Kiyoko.

Tsukishima Kei

this little shit, he wouldn’t want to actively show any form of pda but he would most definitely wake up before you. and if he had to leave first, he would try his absolute hardest to be like a mouse to not wake you up. he doesn’t want to disturb your sleep- especially if you both are still in college.

on little random outings, if you walk by a small accessory store and stare at something a little to long- this observant shit while tease you about it, but will go back the next day and buy the thing you were looking at. and if it’s gone then he would get something that reminded him of you.

but he would 100 percent dismiss it if you asked about it.

if it was a somewhat hard day, whether it be work or school, Tsukki would stop by the bakery he took you on your first date and grab your favorite dessert or drink.

y’all would probably argue a bit due to his sarcastic nature and blunt remarks, but he would always apologize- in his own way.

he would leave you alone for at most 3 hours, during this time he wouldn’t do much actually- he would be making hot chocolate, even if it’s summer, put on your favorite movie- even if he hated it- and basically make a little nest for the two of you. 

the next time you see him, he would be waiting on the couch like a puppy, a fuzzy blanket around his broad shoulders as he just stared at the door of the room you were in. blush would be on his cheeks and would murmur ‘im sorry’ before opening the blanket inviting you in.

Nishinoya Yuu

because he’s so optimistic and energetic, he might get to be too much at times. and this man, once being Karasuno’s libero, would notice when he starts to be a bit much and would tone it down.

because this man is so love struck, he would do anything for you if you asked him.

so if you ask him to simply get a carton of milk before coming home- he would do it the instant you asked him. you’ve had to explain that he can’t just run off like that multiple times- but it’s cute.

if he still has his little dyed piece, he would definitely ask you to match, and if you say yes then you both would sit down once a month and apply dye to each others front pieces.

if you have a hobby and Yuu sees something that possibly relates to it, he’ll instantly buy it and show you the minute he sees you like an actual puppy/dog seeing their own after a long day.

sometimes you would have to tell him that it had nothing to do with your hobby, he wouldn’t get sad but the look in his eyes said other wise so after a bit you just stopped telling him and now have a box of random things he’s gotten you.

Azumane Asahi

this giant scary looking teddy bear- because he’s so big, sometimes he’s scared he’s going to hurt you. so instead of holding hands, sometimes he would just hold your pinky with his as you walked along almost empty streets.

he would design some pieces with you in mind, thinking that you might like this or that this certain color would look nice on you- even if you don’t end up wearing them or knowing about the inspiration behind a certain piece.

he has a notebook of your fashion choices. like the style you choose to wear the most, the color you gravitate towards more, whether you wear more tight fit or loose fit clothes, things like that.

if he’s working late, he would ask you to braid his hair before you go to bed or go back to doing whatever you were doing before checking on him- and if you can’t braid then he would ask you to just tie his hair up and out of his face. just wanting to feel your hands in his hair.

Asahi would invite you along to all of his trips, whether they had a purpose or not, he doesn’t want to be without you- so even if he has to buy your ticket he would still ask you.

if you say no, he would have a visible pout but would understand, so please just try your hardest to go with him on a trip.

Aone Takanobu

because he’s so tall (193/6′4) he would also worry about hurting you a lot, but he would always hold your hand, or have you in front of him when you go out together- crowded streets or not.

he looks to be able to see you, he will always compliment you but not with words- he’s a man of few words after all.

he would peer down at you, and or stare into your eyes if your his height, and would grunt while looking at something on your person. 

the first few times you would be confused, but slowly you would learn and understand what he was saying.

he would always ask before doing something that involved you and your person. if he wanted to touch you- he would ask, wants to hold your hand- he would ask, even if he wants to touch something that belongs to you- he. would. ask.

consent is sexy y’all.

after a long day of construction work, if you massage his big shoulders, during it he’ll take your hand- one of the only times he doesn’t ask- and will kiss it. tilting his head and looking up and into your eyes, giving you a soft smile as a thank you.

Iwazumi Hajime

he would make you lunch, probably having to take a nutrition class before becoming a trainer, just wanting to make sure your eating probably.

will let you massage his muscle at least once a week, even if he’s not the one doing the hard core workout regimens- he still works out and sometimes his body is sore. during this time you’ll ramble about whatever’s on your mind- he remembers almost all of them. (sometimes he forgets but that’s only because he’s tired and has fallen asleep while being massaged before)

if you visit him while he’s working with the national volleyball team, he’ll just have you attached to his hip. he does this without any real reason, he just likes having you next to him as he yells at the players he once played against- he loves doing this, gives him a lot of serotonin- but he always covers your ears before yelling so your ears won’t get hurt.

if, after a long day- especially with Hinata, Bokuto, and Atsumu- and he sees you in the kitchen and the smell of agedashi tofu in the air. a small smile will appear on his face before making his way towards you and back hugging you.

he’ll appreciate your efforts, even if you can’t cook- it’s the thought that counts.

he’ll love to cook with you, even if you only do prep- and if you can’t be trusted with a knife, your presence is enough for him- if you put a little flour on his cheek, he’ll put some on your nose before hugging you and rocking you both back and forth before kissing you.

those quiet moments are loved because he’s sometimes surrounded by hyper active idiots that’s only live to play volleyball- not like he hasn’t been around one since he was a child- but just you and him cuddling on the couch is heaven in times like those.

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Tags: @killmewithafanfic

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Rating all the Catified enemies in Bowser’s Fury!

With the release of Super Mario 3D World on Switch, we got a fantastic little game! Bowser’s Fury! It’s like a sequel to Mario Sunshine with 3D World mechanics, it’s a delight! it has the mod Sockop seal of approval! But that’s not why I’m here today, I’m here because this game gave us Cat versions of 3D world enemies! Complete with fur, tails and little cat ears! In this post, I’ll be rating these catified designs, as an excuse to show them all to you dear reader!

Name: Cat Biddybud

Debut: Bowser’s Fury

Starting off strong, Biddybuds are some of my fave Mario creatures, and this look fits them well, the paws and tail look natural on their spherical body! And the fur looks like a fine velvet!

9/10  Would pet.

Name: Cat Blockstepper

Debut: Bowser’s Fury

Blocksteppers are also already perfect, with their funny hats and their trumpet mouths. However, this cat form doesn’t give them fur, or paws or a tail at all! just some cat ears! Which I’m not even sure are part of their actual body! They could just be glued onto their hats, I hope it’s actually part of their bodies and they made little holes on the hats so they can poke them out.

4/10  Blocksteppers seem to have arrived too late at the Catification center, they only had spare cat ears left.

Name: Cat Bob-omb

Debut: Bowser’s Fury

Another one that got the short end of the stick! No fur, no paws, not even a tail! Just cat ears! Both Blocksteppers and Bob-ombs walk thanks to their wind-up keys, so perhaps they only get cat ears because these are not organic creatures! It still seems a bit unfair on the guys, just because they’re automated doesn’t mean they don’t deserve some fuzzy fur!

4/10  You deserve so much more Bob-omb.

Name: Cat Boomerang/Fire/Hammer Bros.

Debut: Bowser’s Fury

The ears don’t look bad at all! But it’s still a very lazy catification, sure, they get fur but it’s so short it might as well not be there.

2/10

Name: Cat Bullet Bill

Debut: Super Mario 3D World

This one’s an interesting case! They’re the only cat enemy not exclusive to Bowser’s Fury, as they appeared in the base 3D World game. Like Bob-ombs and Blocksteppers, they don’t get any fur, so this supports the inorganic creature hypothesis. However these guys DID get a tail! And they look so much better because of it! Why didn’t they give tails to Bob-ombs and Blocksteppers! I demand justice.

6/10  The tail almost makes up for the lack of fur.

Name: Cat Bully

Debut: Bowser’s Fury

Now THIS is a catification! Extremely long and luscious fur, you can TELL he grooms himself regularly! Cat Bullies also get a tail, ears, and paws, which fit in very well with their rotund body, as a matter of fact, their iconic horns got completely replaced by the cat ears! Which is a very bold move, but one I support wholeheartedly! Now, does this confirm Bullies are organic creatures? Even though they are clearly made of metal in their base forms? Perhaps the metal is an exoskeleton of sorts, as mod Chikako suggested, whatever the case, I’m glad they got the full fur treatment!

9/10 Fantastic ball of fur.

Name: Cat Cheep Cheep

Debut: Bowser’s Fury

This is a fishy, with fur and cat ears, not very hydrodynamic, fishies are bullet shaped for a reason, but this is ok because they at least look cute!

7/10 Pretty standard catification but it works well!

Name: Cat Coin Coffer

Debut: Bowser’s Fury

Ouggoough.... Coin Coffer my beloved.... I wanna pet him so badly now... I guess sticking cat ears and fur on an orbular character just works!! And look at those paws! This is a novelty coin purse if I’ve ever seen one!

8/10

Name: Cat Conkdor

Debut: Bowser’s Fury

Well, this is certainly something, I adore Conkdor, another mario creature very dear to my heart. Not sure I love this catification though, the tail looks good but the cat ears look very awkward, and it’s very unsettling to see a bird with fur instead of feathers. But don’t worry Conkdor you still look great, it’s just not your style y’know?

3/10

Name: Cat Flopter

Debut: Bowser’s Fury

I really like Flopters! they have a Bee-like body with Dragonfly-like goggles, and they fly like a helicopter! Very charming little dudes often forgotten.

The cat ears complement the goggles extremely well! They looked a bit too bald in their base forms. And I bet those paws make landing easier! Good for them.

8/10   Award winner for best use of Cat ears.

Name: Cat Fuzzler

Debut: Bowser’s Fury

Fuzzlers are already a delight, there’s not a lot you can do to improve perfection, and I guess the devs took that personally because this is a very light catification, I guess they couldn’t give them fur since they’re supposed to look spiky and not soft, but I still wish they did. They do have tails but they’re oddly short, more like a nub, they deserve longer tails! They’d look so good while rolling!

5/10  They don’t deserve a vestigial tail.

Name: Cat Fuzzy

Debut: Bowser’s Fury

Very lazy catification, their oily shinyness doesn’t play well with the cat ears and tail. I’m sorry little one...

2/10

Name: Cat Goomba (Brown)

Debut: Bowser’s Fury

You might be wondering why I put their color in parenthesis, well, this is not the first Cat Goomba we got, 3D World has an orange Cat Goomba that actually pounces like a cat. The implication seems to be that the orange one is a Goomba that used a Super Bell, while this brown one is just a Goomba that got Catified by whatever catification forces are present in Lake Lapcat. Back to the rating, I love their little white/brown color scheme! Fits them very well, and they get little whisker-like stripes too!

9/10  Good Kittycat.

Name: Cat Koopa Troopa

Debut: Bowser’s Fury

I really dislike this one, why are the cat ears on their cheeks? That looks like it would hurt? I don’t like looking at Cat Koopa for a long time, I think it would’ve been cuter if they put the cat ears on the shell! Maybe it wouldn’t make sense but it would certainly look nicer.

1/10  I can’t give out a 0 because look at that blessed smile...

Name: Cat Magikoopa

Debut: Bowser’s Fury

The ears look very odd, like they’re clipping out of the robe. Very lazy catification. Almost unnoticeable.

2/10

Name: Cat Piranha Plant/Creeper

Debut: Bowser’s Fury

I love these ones they look SO silly, just stick some ears on their orb heads and you got a great kittycat! The fur also doesn’t look unnatural, there are fuzzy plants in real life!

8/10  Would pet carefully.

Name: Cat Rammerhead

Debut: Bowser’s Fury

I also like this one quite a bit! The ears fit well with their already ridiculous head, they just look like rounder spikes! It’s like they were meant to have ears! The lavender fur looks very nice. The tail also looks very cute, completely replacing their caudal fin, how do you seem with that buddy?

8/10  Very wet kitty.

Name: Cat Skipsqueak

Debut: Bowser’s Fury

WOW!!! This one is basically perfect! This is the ONLY catification to change the colors of the base creature! And for the better! They’re now a very vivid electric blue instead of the dull light blue of their non-cat selves. This one’s also the only mammal enemy, so their cat features look completely natural and fitting!

10/10  Very cute fat catmouse.

Name: Cat Snow Pokey

Debut: Bowser’s Fury

Yeah this one’s arguably the laziest catification, their ears are barely visible too, but they still look cute and not unsettling! So I really can’t complain too much.

4/10

Name: Cat Spike

Debut: Bowser’s Fury

Spike always has such an expression of pure existential dread I can’t tear my eyes away from it... It looks like he’s not handling the catification too well... He probably feels very weird being suddenly covered in fur. They did get a cute little patch of white fur on their belly, which I think is an improvement to the design!

7/10  Hope you’re ok there buddy.

Name: Cat Splounder

Debut: Bowser’s Fury

YESSSSSSSS I LOVE SPLOUNDERS SO MUCH!!!! When I found out they got in the game I was SO happy, this catification is top notch as well! The cat ears fit in like they always belonged! And the salmon-colored fur is one heck of a look! They also got a long tail which hangs peacefully underwater, making them look like a cute comma!

10/10 Cat Splounder my beloved...

Name: Cat Stingby

Debut: Bowser’s Fury

As we already know, putting a tail and cat ears on a sphere looks really good! So this guy is a winner by default! I think the paws are slightly unsettling since they’re just hanging there... Never to be used. But it’s ok, I’m sure they don’t get in the way too much.

9/10 Fuzzy bees are always a win.

Name: Cat Seagull

Debut: Bowser’s Fury

To finish off this post! The most important introduction to the Mario universe by far! Cat Seagull!

This is positively delightful, they look so silly and mindless. They’re just vibing and I respect them so much for that. They probably don’t even know they have cat ears, but that doesn’t matter. Only thing that matters is existing and these guys are killing it at that!

10/10 I wanna live like you.