#sorry i’m sleep deprived

[a-great-tragedy]

Evan isn’t helping Barty bury any bodies, he’s doing a dissection. Pandora is the one that helps Barty bury the bodies, everyone knows that.

[book-connoisseur]

Everyone’s fine when people have their own headcannons until people start shipping two men or two woman. Then they’re all like “what happened to the source material?” Ma’am you’re reading fan fiction. If you want something true to the books. Read. The. Damn. Books.

[blue-byers]

Honestly, the biggest proof that Mike doesn’t love El romantically and that they’re gonna break up for me has always been the talk Mike and Will have after burying the cop.

First, Mike says:

“I should have explained myself. Because maybe Eleven would have taken me with her and things would be different but… I didn’t know what to say.”

This is about him not saying I Love you to El, right? And before this he had already stated that if he had said that thing El would have taken him with her.

So first the issue was him not saying the thing. Now the problem is why he couldn’t say that thing, he says he should have explained himself to El, but he didn’t know what to say. He didn’t know how to explain to her why he had been signing with “From” instead of “Love”.

And then Will goes: “Sometimes I think it’s just scary to open up like that. To say how you really feel. Specially to people we care about the most. Because what if they don’t like the truth?”

The emphasis Will makes on the “really” implies that Mike can’t say he loves El because what he really feels is different (maybe love, but not… romantic). Then he goes on to say “what if they don’t like the truth?”

So, the monologue solved this by saying that the problem was that Mike couldn’t say I love you to El because the day she left him was going to hurt more… but that doesn’t make sense, that doesn’t explain why El wouldn’t like that truth. Because, after all, Mike is saying that he loves El, wich is what she wanted.

So, a truth El wouldn’t like, something that Mike really feels. One thing he doesn’t know how to say because he can’t explain it.

What could it possibly be other than something that will cause them to break up next season?

[whenthegoldrays]

so was anyone planning on telling me that an early draft of Back to the Future featured a deeply depressed Marty who thought of using the time machine to commit suicide, or was I just supposed to read that in the comment section of a four-year-old post myself?

[le-agent-egg]

why do we have than and then but not that and thet

[onemorecupofcoffee]

timothée chalamet cover of bob dylan rises in billboard charts: bob dylan “what is a billboard chart”

[spitbruise]

The kidzbop version of breaking bad is just breaking bread

[abandonment-is-my-story]

I-I was not expecting such a strong response—!!

Meaty Ice Lolly 🥩🧊😏

[irate-iguana]

We need more weird historian rep in Doctor Who. The companions are too normal when faced with the prospect of time travel. I want a companion who makes a list of super specific historical destinations related to their dissertation. I want somebody whose first reaction to finding out that the Doctor is a time travelling alien is to create a Microsoft Word document and ask, “What caused the Late Bronze Age collapse?”

[counting-unfortunate-stars]

You may think you’re safe. And for now, you are. But I am the mother of the Things in the Woods, and when I return to the stars, They will have nothing to stop them.

[a-great-tragedy]

Random Headcanon: Regulus sleeps with a nightlight on (Barty and Evan hate it with a passion)

[book-connoisseur]

me, the bastard of the barrel, explaining to anyone who shows minor interest in me how you shouldn’t tap your pockets to make sure your money is still there because it tells us bastards where the money is!! Don’t be a pigeon, be a crow. Spread awareness

[izzystizzys]

There is a scratch mark on the floor of the Council chambers that Mace has never noticed before. Not a deep one, mind, quite shallow. This matters because it’s making the white-hot pulse of agony stabbing through his eyeballs ebb momentarily. Then, he chances a glance upwards at the fidgeting Knight in front of them, and it returns in full force.

Huh, he’s never seen Oppo Rancisis’ face turn that colour before.

“Hmm”, Master Yoda hums, deep and scratchy. His expression is unreadable even to Mace beyond a baseline gremlinness, and the force with which he grips the edges of his seat is making his bones creak. Master of the Order you should become, they said. Follow the calling of the Force, you should. A fulfilling purpose, it will be. Mace is going to hunt the little goblin for sport when this is all over, and he’s going to laugh the whole time.

“Show us the livestream again, could you, Knight Parvo?” Yoda asks. Mace bursts a capillary, he’s pretty sure, and so does poor Knight Parvo, whose orange Mon Cala skin tips all the way into blood red with stress. “Most unusual, this is.”

“Absolutely not!”, Ki Adi intervenes before Mace has to, thank the Force for little mercies. Plo Koon’s tusks tremble slightly with either suppressed laughter or abject horror, maybe both, and Stass Allie has her head in her hands. “The holo stills should be enough”, Ki Adi proceeds to add, and Mace has to reconsider all feelings of grace he just felt towards his fellow Councillor.

He never wants to watch Yoda zoom in on someone’s abs again. Or Depa raise her eyebrows at the curve of thighs bent over the dripping front of a speeder.

“Speeder Wash For Our Troops”, his former padawan reads out loud from a still of what has to be hundreds of the things gathered in the public senate parking lot. “Fund Our Boys And Get A Wet Seeing-To!” The series of images features dozens of Coruscant Guard troopers in various stages of unkitted, gleaming and shining with soap suds and water. The fact that the whole thing is also massive shatterpoint after massive shatterpoint is, quite frankly, insulting.

“Well hello- oh dear”, Obi-Wan’s blue form crackles to life in his chair, followed by several sounds of choking that are definitely not him. Good, Mace thinks acidly. If he has to deal with this, then so does kriffing Skywalker. “I’m sorry, why am I looking at Commander Thorn using a washrag like a lasso on top of a speeder?”

“Oh, the Guard’s little fundraising project”, Bail Organa says, as he steps into the Council chambers. Normally, Mace likes the man well enough. Now, he just smiles and adds on, “I’ve already donated, in mine and Breha’s name. Remotely, of course.”

“The Guard’s fundraising speeder wash?”, Obi-Wan repeats, edges of his holo form flickering with what Mace suspects is Skywalker very unsubtly trying to edge in. Force, but the man really is horrible at any and all stealth, like kissing his secret wife in an open arena in front of his Master. “And they are fundraising for…?”

“GAR budget allocations have to come from somewhere”, Organa shrugs. “And with the tide of public opinion turning, they’ve been tending towards cuts. The Guard feels them more keenly than any other sector - they’ve been reduced from half to quarter rations, and medical supplies have not made more than a token appearance in the last draft. The Chancellor has cancelled three consecutive meetings on the matter, and thus it was agreed that a more hands-on approach was needed. Any surplus will go into the Army fund.”

“Surely it can’t be that dire”, Oppo protests, a slightly less concerning shade of purple now. Senator Organa shrugs again, jostling the smattering of cracks slowly building around his person in a way that makes Mace wince quietly. “It’s all publicly available data, Masters.”

It really can be that dire, as it turns out. And quarter rations is only scratching the surface of how dire, considering the Guard has apparently never had access to bacta in all their posting, and also includes requisitioning forms available to the Senate for reconditionings and decommissionings, two words Mace has only heard Ponds whispers amidst shuddering in the early days of the war before Shaak Ti went off and just about tore some throats out over it.

“Alright”, he concedes, rubbing at his temples. “Fair enough, we have failed to tackle a massive blind spot in the Guard’s well being. There is no Jedi assigned to Coruscant, and that’s an oversight on our behalf. But how in the everloving kriff did this get past the Chancellor and Commander Fox?!”

Who have both signed, black on white. Bail Organa smiles cryptically. “Well, if you scroll a bit past that one image, up to the industrial speeder in the back - Commander Fox is currently having credits stuffed into his codpiece in the back, I believe.”

“HE’S WHAT IN THE WHAT NOW”, Commander Cody screeches through the speaker of Obi-Wan’s holo image, and Mace has to summon every bit of Jedi-serenity he possesses in his body to keep from dropkicking a cackling Yoda through the chamber windows.

[just-a-space-rabbit]

Find your villainous rival! Tag game

I made my first quiz, so here is a little tag game. Take the quiz and share the results then tag someone else!

also, super thank you to @thepenultimateword for helping me with some questions and stuff 😊✨

tagging (no pressure✨): @heroes-villains-side-blog, @hufflepuffwritingstuff2, @puddleslimewrites, @tratieisdabest, @rainy-knights-of-villany

[alotterlife]

i don’t even know how to caption this, i’m speechless

corporate needs you to find the difference:

they’re the same picture

[ardentpoop]

broader fandom’s cartoon supervillain singular-d*stiel-naysayer version of jared is pretty funny though

panel clip with jensen being asked a Gay question and reacting like a belligerent bear being poked with a stick and jared cutting in to be like Well Let’s Move On so the mood doesn’t get even more uncomfortable and everyone in the tags is going “fuck off j*red we almost had him we almost cut through the CW Censorship Committee’s evil spell that has our sweet sensitive just-like-dean boy in its thrall before you homophobically interjected. kys ugly!”

panel clip with jensen going I love jared he is my boy forever we like all the same things and we would both love to play those brothers again for 15 more years (author’s note: god forbid) we’ve been thru so much shit together which is why we’ll always be in each other’s lives. heart eyes emoji.

and the broader fandom’s going listen jensen we know you secretly despise that man bc you are secretly queer (author’s note: inappropriate; wildly speculative) and thus morally superior to him (author’s note: incorrect). here’s who you can recast as sam when you are called on to executive-produce the Dean Fucks Bitches And Explodes God Dean And Cas Turn Super Weenie Hut Jr’s Into A B&B spinoff series. in fact why don’t we replace sam entirely with an elf sidekick named squiggledorf who chirps aggrieved one-liners about how In Love dean and cas are every time he’s onscreen. I have some other brilliant ideas that you simply must take under advisement my liege please don’t shut my mic off.