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✨hope you have a lovely day✨
Also will fight you for number 1 Melli fan spot
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I had an amazing day ♡
And there’s no need to fight me for it, there’s plenty of room at the top. Think of it less as an exclusive title, and more of a team name for the most dedicated Melli fans. Seriously, we have membership badges. Welcome to the (number 1) Melli fan club :)
#warden Melli#Melli#pokemon melli#pokemon legends arceus#pokemon#ask Melli#If you even consider wanting to join you’re automatically a member. That’s just how it works#sorry I do make the rules
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Me writing my Buddie AUs
It’s my fic she lives cause I said so
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introducing my personal i-made-it-its-mine ship. remawou. congratulations anyone and everyone is now welcome and obliged to adore it as much as i do
#remco’s forehead is literally at lip height for both wout and mathieu#you guys don’t know how long it took for me to find a picture of remco and matje together#showing their faces happy together#remco puppy shall live forever and ever#wout is the big dog and mathieu holds the leashes#sorry i do make the rules#cycling rpf#cycling#remco evenepoel#wout van aert#mathieu van der poel
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for the ask game: 18 and 25
18. A memorable meal this year?
A few weeks after I moved out of my parents place, one of my friends came over and cooked me sheppards pie as a housewarming gift. It was the best goddamn sheppards pie I have ever tasted, and even better bc it was cooked with love. Silly I know but I remember that evening as one of the best of my life
25. Did you create any characters (in games, art, or writing) this year? Describe one
Yesss omg!!! I created my beautiful boy Emrys :] he's my current dnd character and I love him to pieces. He's a dragonborn rouge and like. The most pirate-y pirate you can imagine except he has a Irish accent bc vibes. He's a slutty little man(he's 6ft6) who is in this world to love his crew, save his adopted dad, and cause problems. He is my favorite character I've ever played bc he has honour but very few morals and that lets me go fucking WILD
Anyway here's a mock up mini i made of him

#hes also cannoically very hot#sorry i do make the rules#also thank you for the ask!! any opportunity to talk about my guy#petit talks#mutuals <3#asks
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you know what fuck it im becoming a militant vegetarian right now. everyone stop eating meat forever starting this instant or ELSE 😤
#this is a joke im just kinda sick of coddling meat eaters i've decided#“is it okay if i eat meat in front of you?” you know what no. i have no idea why on earth i'd care about that#but just for asking a stupid question you're not allowed to eat burgers anymore#sorry i do make the rules#bri babbles
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His name is Mr Go Fish now
#ive gotten more than one comment on that ao now cannon#sorry i do make the rules#im b tired if u can tell#goobnite
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Djura from Bloodborne gets Isekai'd into Elden Ring AU
Djura experiences a "night" with demihumans and spends the following sunrise thinking the lands between is full of fools and those who do not understand their blessings.
A night enraged demihuman is nothing compared to even the weakest beast he kept under his protection. He had required a careful application of incense, fire, and strategically placed ladders to keep his beasts contained and protected and he and his ally whole and unrent by their claws.
In contrast within the lands between, the only worries with demihumans is their numbers. Both of which can be avoided by simply avoiding their territory or dodging.
He would only truly worry over a demihuman Queen and even then…why would you be foolish enough to barge into one of their caves or ruins during the night. Meanwhile, he would ensure the misbegottens to be left alone within Castle Morne. If he had to kill some soldiers and a warden, well...he had found a way to deal with hunters hadn't he.
It's not even truly dark during the latest hours, and the night ends here.
They fail to appreciate the reliability of the dawn.
They call this world broken, mad. The only madness he sees is in the fools who don't realize they live in paradise and choose to squander their endless bounty in hate and oppression. Djura is overcome with joy over seeing normal beasts. Not once humans. Black and white birds completely unfamiliar to him. Owls. They have animals his lands do not even recognize anymore without the help of an old book's illustration of Before the Night. Wolves are actually just wolves. They seem strangely adept at jumping seemingly from the air itself, but they may have been in the trees? Djura notes it as odd, but it isn't a bad thing. Their pupils are normal. Round. Their shape bares no resemblance to the collapsed inward eyes of those succumbing to the blood, when one becomes unmade. Humanity crumbling, as tooth and claw burst forth in a fit of fur and fury.
Djura finds decent company with the man called Boggart. They spend time together, as Djura uncovers the land. Boggart lays beside him in a lazy sprawl enjoying his full belly and rare good company. Djura unconsciously brushing off his shoulders, before realizing his old habit is unnecessary in an area such as Liurnia. The air here is not thick with ash and smoke. If anything he finds himself getting wetter than he'd prefer within The Lakes with his slickened wardrobe. He brushes off the thought much like the imaginary dust from his shoulders. Why mourn being given a blessing like these lands?
#djura bloodborne#bloodborne#elden ring#my au#djura is isekai'd into elden ring au#boggart#big boggart#djura#my friend is big brain and said#Djura would take Boc under his care as an apprentice#she's fuckin right#bloodborne au#elden ring au#somehow i WILL get jar bairn to call Djura his grandfather#sorry i do make the rules
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Happy death game holic MV to everyone that celebrates
#tbh if you dont like it you dont have taste#sorry i do make the rules#pls dont talk to me btw#i am going feral in my corner over DEADMANZ#ensemblestarsmusic#ensemble stars#enstars#deadmanz#ensemble stars deadmaz#keito hasumi#rei sakuma#koga oogami
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Carmilla got stabbed too
Yeah but getting stabbed wasn't sexy of her. Carmilla is sexy because she's an immortal lesbian serial killer.
#Honestly the end of Carmilla is the *worst* part of the story!#The web series was so right when they had Laura actually confront Carmilla about the fact that she was killing her#Men stabbing women isn't sexy#Sorry I do make the rules
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Tim getting that Bernussy
#this is a regular occurrence#ion make the rules#sorry this is terrible 😭😭 I was procrastinating doing actual work#timbern#timber#tim drake#bernard dowd#red robin#dc#dcu#dc comics#batfam#nicomoon69
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Took me about 60 hours which is CRAZY,, I call this one The Quark Family when I’m talking about it (which seems apt) and I’ve literally crammed so many references and details and hours into this my life feels so empty without it. Tumblr is butchering the image quality but that’s just what it is ig,,, I’ve tried and I can’t seem to fix it
Progress shots and closeups under the cut (and a full list of the references and stuff I crammed in in the tags bc I have to know that they’re all noticed)
#we’re looking through their mirror btw in case that doesn’t come across#gonna be a lot of tags sorry for that#Some of these little details may be incredibly obv or not super subtle anyway but I wanna be thorough#the posters on the wall are the 2 ferengi tv shows boimler watches in ld#btwn them is nog’s old report card#he’s got a c- in history a b in bajoran an a+ in math (bc he’s good w engineering) and c’s in science and math#the note on the side says “nog is a great kid but he needs to do his homework -KO”#there’s nail polish everywhere bc obv#top shelf odo is hiding in a bottle spying on quark next to the rules of acquisition#middle shelf are quark’s action figures that moogie gave him#the yellow one is doing a sailor moon pose#ds9 snow globe and baseball cap next to baseball on last shelf bc they’re obsessed#there’s a baseball bat agains the chair too#the torn poster next to nog is a vic fontaine poster quark tore down bc he won’t advertise the enemy#the paper on the table is a spreadsheet detailing quark’s current purchase/sales on yamok sauce (yes ik they don’t use paper)#the cups/bottles are root beer raktajink and sluggo cola (from ld) respectively#on the shelf btwn quark and not there’s one of those golden ferengi busts quark prays to#next to it the three bottles are romulan ale kanar and bajoran spring wine respectively#the rug IS the trans flag in case you were wondering bc ds9 canonically has trans carpets it only makes sense#leeta has a bottle of prophets perfume#the eyeshadow pallete on the table in front of them is quark’s#the papers by that are profit assessments for the bar for the week#rom has a bottle of tooth polish#rom and nog are both wearing bajoran earrings bc leeta#now that I’m typing this all out I have so many other references and details that I wish I added in#quark#rom#leeta#nog#jake sisko
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me when beautiful elf men want to gaslight gatekeep and girlboss me: 🚶🏾🧎🏾🐕

be careful what you wish for...the village Killian's from is having a bit of a population crisis right now, and having a nice little human come by could be just what they need...
#ask#anon#yandere oc#Killian posting#was this an excuse to draw more beautiful elf men? yeah#they totally do Not plan on kidnapping and enslaving humans in the village forever dw :)#all elves have a breeding kink sorry i don't make the rules#elf fever hours
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Jason “my family doesn’t know im alive” Todd and Danny “my family doesn’t know I’m dead” Fenton going alongside each of their plans my beloved. like Danny will absolutely go head-to-head with all of Gotham to support his new best friend on all his crime lord endeavors while he drags Jason to also attend collage with him. They are roommates and there never seems to a mention of family from either side. It’s an unspoken understanding they have. They met because Crime alley as a ghost lair thrummed with so much loneliness, it was at first the perfect place for Danny to hide his ecto signature in. But then he saw the dumbass whose lair it was lean his motorcycle just a tad too much when making a sharp turn to an alley, he sweeped the floor through a lifted chain link that passed his body but not his helmet. Yep that’s right the red thing got stuck. Danny who at the moment happened to be watching through his window snorted. Much to his horror because if not a ghost that dude could’ve gotten his head flung off.
Still, the scene was ridiculous.
On a whim he irrationally sees the police closing in on the guy and panicked at the thought of the guy using intangibility to free himself so Danny phased them both through his apartment wall and left the guy sprawled in his couch. Jason didn’t freak out but that’s normal when one’s got a concussion, one the guy immediately denied having as Danny laid out the medical supplies. The idiot proceeded to almost flatten four steps to the door with his stubbornness. He also said “I’m asexual” in the most deadpan voice as Danny dropped him back in the couch.
Danny sighed. Clearly though, he’d done so too early in the night because the guy kept trying to go, kept trying to knock Danny out, kept trying to slash him with knifes Danny didn’t know he had stashed. He’d only disarmed the guy from his guns. The visible ones apparently, cause at one point the guy did take out a gun and shoot until the ammo ran out and then teetered the thing like it was an art prop and hit his moon lamp.
Danny "yeah you aren’t officially my friend until you’ve tried to kill me" fenton my guys.
Anyways both keep having the same argument over if Danny technically kidnapped Jason or not. Danny holds the fact that the police at least didn’t see the guy make the ridicule. Jason argued that happened cause he was sporting a concussion. Danny argued he got that after.
Jason at first thinks the guy's a meta, but no. Danny introduces himself, sheepily now that he recognizes this is who the lair he invaded is from. He bandages him and tries to cook for him. If Danny didn’t have ice powers he most certainly would’ve burned the apartment. Jason then proceeds to kick him out of his own kitchen and make them both enchiladas. It’s the most normal both had in a while with another person and the air seems oddly settled. From then on, Jason constantly invited himself over, under the pretense that this was his territory and therefore he could drop in unannounced. Danny who has actual powers says he only allows this because Jason cooks very well.
Danny stays away from the crime fighting business unless his buddy is in deep shit he can’t get himself out. Also it’s Danny’s turn to cover for his vigilante friend which Sam and Tucker give him so much shit for. (but also advice)
And they were roommates. (omg) Danny effectively derails Jason’s big comeback plans by casually dropping ghost lore every two days. Like,
Jason, talking about how he doesn’t want Bats snooping on his territory:
Danny: Just don’t let them in
Jason: ??
Danny: yeah!! Hasn’t Batman died and got revived??? You can totally kick out death touched people you don’t want entering on your lair.
Jason: …I can?
Danny: Yep dude, your lair’s supposed to feel safe.
Jason: wait does that mean I can kick you out?
Danny: First this is my apartment. Second, im dead, not dead touched. Third, it’s too late to get rid of me. bitch.
Anyways Jason is super excited. You mean to tell him he can actually deny people over to his territory haunt?? (Yes it’s only to people who have died and came back but still!! The sample size is exactly the type of people he doesn’t want to see—!)
Joker my beloathed can’t step foot in Crime Alley.
(Jason’d feel a lot safer if the clown was dead but the possibility of his murderer turning into a ghost and their little loophole not applying on the clown is too scary to contemplate.)
Anyways, Jason loves experimenting with the power. It can go from simply making people shudder and not want to enter crime Alley to straight up not letting them enter like there’s an invisible wall blocking the way.
Jason because he’s hurt that Bruce never even patrols Crime Alley and also because he’s petty put B under the category of “invisible wall” blacklist. His reasoning is that the man doesn’t even attempt to enter Crime Alley. To him it’s surely just a place shadowed in tragedy. (anyways that’s it’s the place he met Jason)
Ironically, Jason totally forgets that Batman does venture into Crime Alley one day in the whole year. The day he met Jason.
Okay. He didn’t forget at first. The first year Jason remembers cause it was only a few months till then but then the next— Jason forgets that today’s the anniversary of the day’s Bruce’s parents died. He forgets to allow B in when he feels a slight tug and dismiss the feeling that prompts Bruce to investigate because he literally can’t enter Crime Alley. He starts the trialsTM, he scouts on the very edge and sees people the whole day enter and get out and cross with no problem but Bruce can’t.
It’s literally just Bruce.
Time to call Constantine, i guess.
#bat shenanigans ensue#JSJSJS okay so i dont have a well versed timeline of events but two years after utrh who HASNT died of the batfam#cause those are the ones who are gonna go undercover to find what shady shit is this: )#im going with timmy cass and duke#sorry steph i KNOW you have died#the others have plausible deniability from my part#the trio is gonna come down hard on this unsuspecting pair#let's just say constantine just had one spare magical rune for each of them so they'll be able to identify who was powerful enough to do it#and duke found civvie jason. cass found civvie danny and tim also found jason a la squared. in his red hood get up later that night#the only useful photos are from tim's side but anyways since they got three suspects (one suspected to be the other. so really-- two)#they decide to split each other up and tag one each (whoever doesn't get the correct guy loses)#tim calls dibs on the twink. cass rolls her eyes and narrows her eyes at the red hood and duke smirks when he gets to keep his guy#he's not cheating if he didn't protest to getting to have the guy he already saw the aura of. he's sure he is IT#coincidentally duke happens to be the only bat jason doesn't recognize (and vice versa)#meanwhile cass is gonna be the one shadowing red hood which at this point he doesn't kill that much since he has his rules verymuch enforce#he does kill tho#so at some point they're gonna clash but at the start of the investigation no#let them be siblings your honor#big sis cass and her little brother 6'4 jay#and tim finally is gonna be the one to smoothly get himself in the conversation with cryptid roommate civilian danny fenton#genius dumbasses protection club#their first meeting is of course arranged but no less meet cute coffee shop au#anyways jason wants to know why the fuck hes got a bat tagging along with him so out of the blue and also why can't he fucking chase her of#cass is curious about how the red hood's mood constantly changes within her range yet he never attacks her despite his hurt-longing-anger#the boy who doesn't make noise fucking screeches when she sneaks up to him#and duke fucking brings his hands to block the chernobyl reject glow stick sun that's stands next to tim#while tim looks like his whole system is rebooting cause that's jason todd#dp x dc#danny phantom#jason todd
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He enjoys being called brother, but...
[This art has platonic intention. Please do not tag as ship thank you!]
A continue of this art I guess 🫣
#genshin impact#my art#tighnari#sethos#cyno#genshin impact tighnari#genshin impact cyno#genshin impact sethos#genshinimpact#oh i brainrot hard on sethos since days...#and those leak abt his backsto/voiceline give me life#I WAIT FOR YOU BBG !!!!!#maybe it is time for me to anwers ask aaaaaaaaaaa#sethos so pretty#so handsome#omg my man#kiss kiss fall in love *music*#listening to careless whisper when I think abt sethos#sorry this post is more abt tighnari cyno and I am here abt sethos#when my tighnari and cyno era will be over plz#i swear i need to put them everywhere bahahaha#oH AND IN FUTURE SETHOS WOULD CALL TIGHNARI “BRO” too. i do make rules. 😐☝️
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Prompt:
Jason keeps accidentally drawing parallels between his running away to Ethiopia and getting killed.
He leaves a note saying he‘ll be back soon? Three terrified bats AND a supe crashing through the roof of a 7/11.
Casually mentioning he‘ll be going overseas to check up on a lead? Surprise! Nightwing‘s going the same way! What a coincidence!
Jason pushes someone off the roof? “Don’t worry Jaylad, I know it was an accident!!!!”
The next gig takes place at an abandoned warehouse? “Explosives whomst?? No, Jason, of course I didn’t scout the area beforehand. Don’t be absurd. Your bombs?? Oh, those were yours?”
Look, it’s not that Jason doesn’t appreciate a demonstration of how much they care. But he’s getting seriously fed up with the level of overprotectiveness everyone’s displaying.
Although, in retrospect, he could have handled this whole thing better than having an open spat with Bruce and then disappearing on them for two months straight. Oops.
(In his defense, Kori got them cards for a once-in-life-time-space-opera.)
#prompt#still stuck in the hospital and I need something to giggle at rn#and what’s better for it than some batfam crack#Jason did not think that last one through#that stunt was not worth Bruce having a genuine and full blown meltdown#also can someone please explain why everyone’s got contingency plans for Nightwing on display?#what do you mean you haven’t slept for a week Tim?#WGAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR’RE LEGALLY A ROGUE NOW!?#Kori I need you to extend our space trip-#Kori: hell no you’re on your own bye#Kori: Roy get Biz and then we’re outta here#Kori: we’ll check back next year if earth still exists#Alfred: … I take it I can store the guns back in their appropriate places?#Jason: ????????????????#jason todd#batfamily#dick grayson#bruce wayne#batfam#robin#tim drake#red hood#unhinged family#protective#I snuck a teeny tiny amount of implied superbat in here#because Clark has adopted all the bat children sorry I don’t make the rules
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high school sweethearts to college fiancés
#pls note all the little details in the back!!!#long distance is hard#the countdown on the calendar#the old plane ticket#iwa’s seat number is oikawa’s jersey number#yes i do think they would get engaged very young#sorry but they’re soulmates i don’t make the rules#iwaoi#hq iwaizumi#iwaizumi hajime#haikyuu iwaizumi#iwaoi fluff#iwaoi fanart#hq oikawa#haikyuu oikawa#oikawa tooru#haikyuu fanart#haikyuu#haikyuu!!#haikyuu time skip#timeskip iwaoi#arctvros
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