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Do u think the rat guy and mouse lady would try having their own kid? Or are the six she had is enough?

This doesnt answer your question but I think if they did want to try for another litter, going to the rodent OB-gyn would be an experience

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I love making a gag character for D&D, forgetting they’re just a gag character, and then take a step back to look at the original ref

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Our 2024 Tea Advent Calendars have some excellent new features that you are going to love! Check out how cool the packaging is, and pick one up for yourself before it's too late!

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A comic based on this poem

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There is a way of washing your body where you stand use just a damp wash cloth to clean yourself, and you don’t stand under water or in a bath. Do you call this a:

- top and tail

- pta/ pits tits ass

- dry bath

- other (put in tags pls)

- never heard of this

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I do think the majority of us should strangle the shame that lives inside of us like wringing water from the rag until we are soft and dry and weightless

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I don't know where it came from, but several years ago this idea popped into my head unbidden, and for some reason it tickles me. I don't know if it's funny, but I like it and I made it into a zine, I hope you enjoy it.

It lays out really nicely as 3-up spreads on A4 paper, so you can print, staple and fold it, then cut it into 3 zines. It made it really easy to print up 20 of them to trade at this art social thing I went to

micron, rotring and sharpie on printer paper, coloured and screentoned digitally, 2024

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I WANT a door between my kitchen and the rest of the house! I want to trap the smells and the grease and the heat!

I hate an open concept house. CLOSE THAT SHIT.

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Entering the Murderbot fandom as a fictional hug enjoyer is agonizing because the two characters I most desperately want to see hugging each other can't because one of them doesn't like hugs and the other is a spaceship.

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Background art by Nizo Yamamoto for Princess Mononoke (1997)

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What’s your super specific “This, but That?” 🍵🤔

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Damn

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That time Legolas and Gandalf had a sass battle on the slopes of Caradhras.

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Important follow up to my best friend's mamaw kicking ass at Tekken: she also "meticulously completed" The Legend of Zelda: A Link To The Past

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“America IS walkable, you’re all just lazy” my childhood home was an hour from the nearest hospital (by car)