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NO im NOT mad that my powers haven't activated AT ALL yet *my telekinesis throws nothing across the room*

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**2-dimensional** life sized Dende, either as a collapsible tea table or painted on the wall in my hallway. As I have explained multiple times

Once again my family and friends failed to provide me with a life sized Dende. I will continue to forgive them because I know they cannot handle my whimsy

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my depressed gamer, prolific but unmarketable artist, extreme niche interest, and robosexual are all also strange transgenders

your tumblr experience is not complete unless you follow:

the great beast

strange transgenders

the depressed gamer

prolific but unmarketable artist

1 old white guy who posts shit like: photo of vinyl record collection, photo of breakfast, photo of beautiful fat woman, photo of cigar

extremely niche interest

robosexual

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My sister recently announced that she’s pregnant but had been hiding the pregnancy for three months in case she lost the fetus. The whole family immediately switched things up to support her including getting a bunch of alcohol free beer and wine so she could still “drink” for Christmas and New Year’s.

But then our sister in law had a realization. Didn’t my sister drink a beer at the last family party? According to her she already knew she was pregnant by then…

That’s when my sister’s husband had a confession to make; “I’ve been drinking two beers for a while now”

So without anyone noticing he had been drinking her beers for months. We don’t force anyone to drink alcohol in our family. My brother and I rarely drink alcohol but our sister has always been more of a party girl and it would be noticeable if she suddenly declined alcohol and we’d all immediately know something was up. So this was the plan they cooked up to hide the pregnancy until she was ready.

Her husband sighed sadly “Only one beer for me again. Now I have no excuse for not driving us home tonight”

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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

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is there a full version of this song

tiktok: christinajulian_91

audio credit: anthony vincent

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Please. Help.

The girl I'm dating and I both think that we sleep on the left side of the bed. I'm coming to terms with the fact that she may be a psychopath and I don't know what's real anymore.

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Once again my family and friends failed to provide me with a life sized Dende. I will continue to forgive them because I know they cannot handle my whimsy

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no other anime woman can compare to hana. it was love at first sight for me...

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"you don't have to transition to be trans": overdone, dull, runs cover for taking away medical care from those who need it

"you don't have to be trans to transition": exciting, poignant, radical perspective on the right to bodily autonomy

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Nooooooooo

Day 25

Unburnt

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CHRISTMAS EDITION

oh my god his face is like :D

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when you get so invested in the transfem headcanon you forget everyone thinks she's a cis dude

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