#sorry for using a gay meme about a straight couple I just couldn’t find a different meme with the same vibe lol

[sarafangirlart]

In Lucian's Dialogues of the gods, there's one between Hermes and Apollo where Hermes comments how Hephaestus has two wives despite being a cripple. Apollo also comments but he is more so concerned with Hephaestus' hygiene like how Hephaestus is always sweaty and his face is covered with soot (which is funny to me cause does he think Hephaestus doesn't take a bath?)

Oh wow ok a lot to unpack here (I really need to stop procrastinating on reading all of Lucian’s dialogues bc it’s a goldmine of comedy and character interactions)

Aglaia/Charis being so affectionate and loving 🥺🥰

Also Aphrodite being affectionate too is so funny considering you constantly see the claim that she hated him yet here they are being a half decent couple (almost as if they are extremely complicated figures with a complex relationship but whatever), not to mention in the dialogue between Leto and Hera, Hera makes the claim that Aphrodite dotes on Hephaestus.

The implication that Hephaestus is married to Aphrodite and Aglaia at the same time??? And they don’t seem to mind each other??? Tho it could be a translation issue. Also it’s interesting how Hermes says that Hephaestus doesn’t seem to mind that Aphrodite cheats on him but keeps talking about making a net, almost makes me wonder if Hephaestus doesn’t mind if Aphrodite sleeps around as long as she’s a bit classy about it and didn’t do it in their house and marital bed.

Also it’s funny how I’ve never seen anyone who headcanons that Aphrodite and Hephaestus have an open relationship ever bring this up since it’s the strongest bit of evidence they have to their headcanon.

Also fuck Apollo and Hermes for saying that shit I hope Hephaestus cuddles Aglaia while looking at them like this:

[theyapper0]

Sorry about the last question lol. Can you do both? I rlly like your opinions on things!

Yeah totally!!!

Here are some of my ships!!! This is in no way to disrespect people who ship the ships I dont like (besides ships like Sasha and Grime. Guys, she's a teeenager)

I dont really have a lot of ships I dont like, I think anything is a possibility in fanon!! But I do have a LOT of ships I like! That's why I have an honorable mentions column lmao

I have some ramblings under the cut

ATLA:

Obviously we have Katoph there, if you scroll even a little bit down my blog, you're sure to find something of these two. I just think they're AMAZING!!! With Toph's neutral jing and the mix of positive and negative for Katara, they are literally all or nothing and I'm- I liked how their relationship started out rocky in the beginning but had the chance to grow into a mutual respect and kinship with each other

With the amount of Katoph stuff I do, I bet you're surprised that I LOVE Tophzula. I think their dynamic could be SOOOO interesting. Toph being with the only person in the WORLD who could lie to her and Azula being with one of the few people who could match her in abilities and strength?? Talk about a fucking POWER COUPLE!!!

And Zukkaang, listen LISTEN, this ship is GOOD. I LOVE THIS SHIP!!! I love the idea of Zuko and Sokka getting together first then, after a couple years Aang kinda realizes "oh shit I'm like, madly in love with these two amazing people" and straight up tells them. They'll obviously take some time to process but then they all get together AND GET MARRIED WITH 3 DIFFERENT CEREMONIES FOR EACH OF THEIR CULTURES AND HABE KIDS AND BE HAPPY-

I put Taang in my dislikes because I see Toph and Aang as siblings, like just,,, twins,, I think they have an adorable dynamic as these insanely string children who still like having fun and have a strong appreciation for freedom.

Tokka has similar reasons. I think Toph's crush on Sokka in the series was ADORABLE but I dont ever see it going anywhere. Honestly, I see her growing out of it quickly but Sokka reminding her of it everyday and SOKKA IT'S BEEN 10 YEARS SINCE THEN, PLEASE LET HER LIVE IT DOWN IT'S EMBARRASSING

Sokkla, I just see these two as frenemies who are CONSTANTLY trying to one up each other in ANYTHING, I imagine it's super funny to watch

And again, no shame or hate towards people who DO ship it!! People really make these ships work and stuff!!! It's cool!!!

Sokka and Suki are so cute as this sort of young love/clinging onto each other for any sort of steady ground because everything else is falling apart sort of way. And honestly?? HHHHH CUTE!!

Yuetara is of course here because OH MY GOD COME ON, THE OCEAN AND THE MOON??? THESE BITCHES ARE GAY!!! THEY ARE BALANCE!!! THEY ARE IN LOVE!!!!

Jet/Teo/Haru (anyone have their ship name??) Is just cute okay??? I liked Teo and Haru but I also liked Harua and Jet so I decided TO JUST SHIP THEM ALL BECAUSE YOU CAN JUST, DO THAT!! IT'S CUTE GUYS

Amphibia:

Sashannarcy,,, do I need to say more?

Grime/Hop Pop/Sylvia (ship name anyone?) Is SO CUTE!! I don't see Grime and Sylvia together though, they both just shake hands on loving Hopadiah Planter

I also don't know the ship name for Sprig/Ivy/Maddie but I think is adorable!!! I think that Sprig and Maddie don't like each other like that but both DO like Ivy!! I only have like,,, one ship in this fandom that isn't polyamorous,,,

Sprig and Anne, I don't like because I see them as siblings. Anne is such an older sister to Sprig in good and bad ways. Like, she'd help him no matter what (and literally went super sayian and beat the shit out of a king for him) but also shows him memes and is an overall TERRIBLE INFLUENCE on him and I mean that in the nicest possible way

Also, Felicia/Wally, I saw a post that headcanonned that they used to be lovers but couldn't be together because Wally's family disapproved and he was also Ivy's dad and HHHHHH I LOVE THAT!!! I love the idea of them not being together but still pinning for the other secretly, always looking at each other a little too long in passing and stuff like that,,,

But yeah!!! My ships!!! Thank you for the ask and I'm honored you wanted to know what I ship and dont ship!!

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SENTENCE MEME ⟶ DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES / 8.1  always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.

‘there’s no task more unpleasant than getting rid of an unwanted guest.’

‘is this happening? are we really doing this?’

‘everyone stay focused. the hardest part is over.’

‘how is it going to be okay? someone is calling the dead guy.’

‘he has a home... with people who care about him, people who are doing to come looking for him, leading them straight to us.’

‘we could still go to the police.’

‘he broke into your house. he threatened you. we could explain that.’

‘we are going to get caught. people always get caught.’

‘we can’t do this. we’re not criminals. we drive carpool.’

‘got up early, so i figured, what the heck?’

‘i didn’t sleep last night. but you would know that. you were there.’

‘do not drink this. it’s been in my car for three days.’

‘where are your shoes?’

‘are you sure this is about the kids?’

‘don’t take this the wrong way, but you could do this professionally.’

‘coming from a man who’s on a first-name basis with half the hookers in this down, that’s quite a compliment.’

‘your friends don’t like me.’

‘i’m a cop. i got an eye for human behaviour.’

‘i know what’s going on. you’re trying to distract me with sex, and if that’s the case... bring it on.’

‘wake up! i made you waffles.’

‘come back when you learn how to make mimosas.’

‘why have you been so short-tempered lately?’

‘look, i get it, okay? but we have to move on with our lives.’

‘no matter what i do, it’s this horrible thing that is always there.’

‘a priest can’t share what you say in confession.’

‘are you sure he’s not just gonna make you feel guiltier?’

‘i need to get this off my conscience. it’s tearing me apart.’

‘i was looking out the window, and i noticed dust in the corner of each windowpane. it’s been driving me nuts.’

‘well, there’s a lot of weird stuff you like to do in the bedroom, but cleaning... not so much.’

‘you don’t sleep. you don’t eat. you never leave the house.’

‘definitely rich. check out the car.’

‘definitely single. check out the fish.’

‘and let me just say, i can tell you one thing that isn’t wonky.’

‘oh, come on. i’m married, i’m not dead.’

‘i can still imagine all the dirty things i’d do to him.’

‘i’m telling you, that is one loose cannon.’

‘he’s that good in the sack?’

‘i poked her with my pencil a couple times. she is d-e-a dead.’

‘i’m sorry. it’s just you’re, like, a thousand years older than me.’

‘man, the things i’ve heard. there was a lady yesterday who... no, no, no, i can’t say it.’

‘i’m so bummed i can’t tweet anymore.’

‘i made out with two chicks once in college.’

‘i don’t know if you’ve ever buried anything before, but you have to dig a hole.’

‘i wasn’t even supposed to be here today. once again, in the wrong place at the wrong time.’

‘does that mean she deserved to die?’

‘now let’s all slap on a happy face and pretend like this never happened.’

‘i’m really not feeling like drinking right now.’

‘first, you stop talking to your friends. now you’re wigging out at a rat funeral. you’re making me nervous.’

‘well, i’m sorry i’m not handling accessory to murder as well as the rest of you.’

‘i know you’re having a hard time, but please hold it together.’

‘terrific. i found a dead body.’

‘drop it off in a bad part of town, and let social decay... take its course.’

‘it was easier when i was drunk.’

‘what should i do? should i gun it?’

‘she could’ve been married, but, no, she’s a lesbian.’

‘i chew tobacco. and i’m a woman.’

‘when you start something, young man, you see it through.’

‘look, i’m single. you’re single. i’m hot. you’re hot. assuming you’re not gay, and those shoes tell me you’re not, we could do that thing where we flirt for a few weeks.’

‘when i said “coffee”, you did know i meant sex, right?’

‘you should write a book. otherwise, when you die, your secrets will die with you.’

‘for instance, if we were talking about a crime... then confessing to the authorities would prove the intentions of our heart.’

‘you can’t ask to be absolved for a sin that you intend to keep hidden.’

‘there is no absolution for this thing. i just have to live with it.’

‘every noise i’d hear at night, it was him. every dark alley i passed, he was waiting for me. when i’d lie in bed, i was afraid he’d come find me. he was in my dreams... and in my nightmares. and that’s what i had to live with.’

‘if you wanna get back together... i’m open to that.’

‘this is such a scary time, and i really need you.’

‘you know what you do when you’re scared? you buy a night-light. you don’t go have sex with the guy you are supposed to be separated from!’

‘you know what’s gonna affect my marriage? when my husband goes to prison.’

‘you elected yourself chairman of the dead guy committee and started making decisions for everyone. like you always do.’

‘ow! i told you we couldn’t trust her!’

‘we are never gonna be able to tell anybody about this, are we?’

‘it’s good to have friends who help clean up our messes.’

[nightswithkookmin]

You mentioned jk "witholding" his affection for jimin and how it would be jimin's request? 1. I guess it's hightime you accepted that, everyone noticed it last year and it wasn't a hot and cold situation either, it was full on nonchalance. 2. JM would never ask that of him. Never. The same way he wouldn't ask JK to tone down his interactions with other members, he wouldn't ask him to publicly not care for him. JK makes choices and when people don't like them, suddenly those choices are JM's?

Me trying to sneak past this Ask. Lol

I just don't know what to do with it honestly. I mean I don't think you are being rude or anything. But I also don't know what to do with it....

I guess it's hightime you accepted... it was full on nonchalance.

I'm not sure if this is in reference to JK not posting for Jimin on his birthday or the moment on the couch in the Grammy reaction video.

Because only one of those two instances is up for debate where I'm concerned. I think I have said several times now that from time to time JK does switch off his humanity around Jimin and the others. It's weird. You'd think he lost his daylight ring or summin. Lol.

And I think I have said that's exactly what he did on the couch in the Grammy reaction video?

And I said that's not the only time he's done that? I think I mentioned how he did the same in Soop when they were playing sport at midnight and he shoved Jimin?

I mean it's a whole meme now.

RM: Keep ya eyes on the ball.

JK:

Lol.

It's the why he behaves like this is in certain moments that is up for debate most times I think. And I think it all depends on the context, setting and a whole other factors.

So yes, I agree he was 'nonchalant' in that moment on the couch. I think that's a fact not an opinion or theory. I don't think anyone is disputing that.

And since you didn't state any theory to counter my theory on that moment or explain why you think he was being nonchalant on the couch in that moment- unless you meant to say you believe he was nonchalant because he doesn't care about Jimin; I'm just going to assume you meant he was full on nonchalant in not posting for Jimin's birthday and to that my response is-

I think it's hightime you accepted JK doesn't hate Jimin.

This guy? Jeon Jungkook? You tried it. Lol.

I understand if you don't think Jikook are a couple and your comment is just to ridicule persons such as myself who believe they are a couple.

But I think it's a free world and I have the right to believe whatever I want to believe and I believe Jikook is real not because I believe them to be real but because they are real. Period blank purr.

'Jikook gay' 'Jikook married' lol.

You mentioned how JK withholding his affections for JM and how it will be JM's request. JM will never ask that of him:

First of all, I agree with you because I never said that. What I did say was JK not posting for Jimin on JM's birthday and how that would have been at JM's request.

I think you took that bit out of context.

For context that bit alludes to my theory on Jm's birthday saga and the subsequent seemingly less publicly displayed affections between them in the aftermath- from the Be official promos to the hits 97.3 interview straight to the Grammy reaction video and the Grammy VLive itself.

I think my general theory on all of that has been that Jikook was required to be 'professional' throughout the Be era because that project was a personal project for and by all 7 and Jikook couldn't monopolize the shine like they tend to do in official BigHit content- a theory I still stand by.

I think it's long been established that BTS since time immemorial would rather Jikook be kept a secret and have had moments where they had actively tried to neutralize, cover up and even physically stop Jikook from doing certain things that could potentially expose their relationship.

JK hugging JM at Mama 2019 being high on that list and the 2020 September 1st Vlive being the climax of such moments as their neutralization tactic had directly resulted in the entire fandom questioning the truthfulness of Jimin's utterances made that day concerning JK, with some crazy fans going as far as to call Jimin dishonest and a liar.

I fail to see how this same group would not find JK posting on JM's birthday objectionable. Especially since Jk hadn't posted for any member in a year. I said I felt JK posting for JM on his birthday would have been tantamount to outing their relationship and that wouldn't have sat well with the group including Jimin.

I also said, and it's a known fact, JK gives zero fucks about others' opinions of him and wouldn't mind at all posting for JM if it's something he really wanted to do. The decision then would be Jimin's to make because JK cannot out their relationship without his permission.

And I don't think Jimin would ask JK to out their relationship in that way. Not if it went against the interest and collective will of the group. He is the one who brought up the members complaining about JK not buying them presents on their birthdays during festa in the first place.

He is equally the same person who run to JK to inform him Jin wasn't too happy with him choosing JM's bag over his bag.

I don't think it's far fetched for me or anyone to think JM would actually worry about how JK posting for his birthday and not for the other members' on theirs would make them look bad or how that will impact the feelings of the members.

I don't think it's far fetched for me to think JM would worry about the backlash JK would have received from toxic fans and antis in the aftermath of such incident had JK actually gone through with it and posted just for him and not the others.

As for that Grammy reaction moment, like I said, I feel Jikook are required to keep things on a low and be professional in certain contents post dynamite era- for whatever reason.

If you think about the trouble, the hustle the members went through to try to keep Jikook a secret and not make their BB VLive about Jikook- the omissions and choppy narration that marked that Billboard VLive, I don't think it's a stretch to assume they had asked Jikook to 'keep it professional' in that Grammy video too, to not give fans reasons to make that moment about their relationship.

And if that was the directive given, by their peers nonetheless, then I think the choice would have fallen on JK and JM to obey it or not. And again, I believe the only reason JK will obey such directive is if JM wanted him to.

The fact JM was super excited and instinctively turned to hug JK but stopped himself and sat his ass right back down speaks his obedience to me and the fact he later decided to throw caution to the wind and go to his man for his hug but for the knee that got in his way- that speaks defiance to me.

Jimin can be bold and defiant sometimes...

Now I'm not going to share my thoughts on JK in this conversation because I don't want to come across as 'defending him' and making excuses for him- which is something I get accused off most of the time...

So now I ask you, do you still think all this is a stretch?

JK MAKES CHOICES AND WHEN PEOPLE DON'T LIKE IT SUDDENLY IT'S JM'S CHOICE?

This... this right here.

I see what you mean and I get it. But how are you gonna say Jikook are a couple but then not expect them to act like a couple, make decisions like a couple, make choices for eachother as a couple or even expect us to treat them as a couple?

I don't understand.

'Jimin and I will sleep here'

Listen, I am a Jikooker. A KookMiner. I never think of Jikook as separate units. It's not in my vocabulary. I think and see them as a unit, a couple- one and the same. You are me. I am you. JM is Jk, JK is JM.

If JK makes decisions and choices, yes they are JM's decisions and choices too. If the members refer to them as a unit why shouldn't I?

That being said, I get what you mean. JM is always being scapegoated in this fandom. People will always look for an excuse to jump on him and I don't think that's right.

But I also don't think that is what I am doing here simply because there is no blame to assign in this situation. I keep saying JM's needs are as valid as JK's needs. JM is not wrong for his needs and neither is JK.

Couples do take eachothers needs into consideration when making choices and decisions. I don't think JK will make a decision of this nature without taking JM's needs into consideration.

I don't think he will 'nonchalantly' not post for Jimin without taking JM's needs into consideration.

Not after this.

'Jimin I'm sorry. You know my heart'

I think Jimin knows JK's intentions more than anyone. More than me, more than you.

At the end of the day, your opinion is your opinion. You are entitled to it as I am to mine.

Or maybe I missed the point of your Ask? I don't know but I hope this answers your question. Stay safe. Purple hearts.

Signed,

GOLDY

[charmspoint]

Top 5 characters that live in your head rent free 🤔

For this ask meme

Oh god ONLY five??? GOOD QUESTION. This is gonna be hard to both decide on and rank fairly uhoh lets see, this ranking his shifty as hell depending on what I’m into atm obvs

5. Tsurugi Kamiya from Servamp

Does he look like a knock off Izaya? Yes. Is he? Very much no.

Tsurugi is like my no 1 reason for getting back into Servamp, I left right in the middle of his arc and I ;-; IS HE OKAY??? DID HE GET AWAY FROM TOUMA??? DID HE BECOME WRATHS EVE??? NOBODY TELL ME I’LL FIND OUT ON MY OWN.

Servamp was one of those shows where I didn’t really have a fav main character for a good while until this guy showed up. This guy is an absolute crazy little monster I can’t overemphasize on this, his coat is used as a fucking straight jacket I’m not even kiddin

You get introduced to him and he’s scary and terrifying because he’s so strong, like he’s one of those strongest in the series characters and since he and the heroes are on semi opposing sides he is a serious threat. So you get introduced to this guy who seems borderline crazy and feral and then...you get to see him goofing off with his two boyfriends and their kid and it’s just

The domesticity!!!!Look at it!!!! It’s so fucking cute aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, they are so cute together OT3 of C3 ftw, MY SON. Like Tsurugi had a horribly abusive childhood and was basically raised like an attack dog and his previous partner :) well he do be trying to seriously kill him don’t he. But look! He found his own little family he can be semi normal in!! Until is torn apart by his abusive adoptive father figure :D!!! I ABANDONED HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT ARC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

im sorry this got so long on this particular character none of the others will be so long i just miss him TSURUGI ILL CATCH UP FOR YOU!!!! Maybe he should have been no 1 hbjhbjh fucking sleeper agents am i right

4. Izaya Orihara from Durarara

Ah yes, the og queen bitch. Has my taste for villains ever recovered from Izaya? No. If your villain isn’t at least a bit like Izaya I’m not interested. Durarara was one of my first serious fandoms and Izaya was the first character I ever wrote for and I think you can explain me as a person if you consider Izaya was my all time fav at 13. I can’t really say anything about Izaya that hasn’t been said thousands of times before, I love how goofy and overperformative he can be, I love how there’s so much in him once you crack him open, I love how good of a villain he is for a messy story such as DRRR, puppeteer villains are really a league of their own. We need more puppeteering twinks, maybe then I’d be more into villains yaknow.

3. Hawks from Boku no Hero Academia 

To no ones surprise!Him! I’ve been drifting off from BNHA recently what from catching bad case of JJK what from just reading n watching more other stuff and honestly that’s probably good because I’ve been into BNHA for a couple of years now as my main fandom and I really could have used a break. Not to say I don’t like BNHA anymore tbh I think right now BNHA is the best it’s ever been just ya know, drifting. That being said my love for Hawks will never die, god what a good boy and we got his backstory too aaa ;-;. BNHA was just like Servamp, something I liked but didn’t really have a fav character in until this random support character strolled in and won my heart. God I love how much we got on Hawks. He’s completely different from his initial impression and his unrelenting strive to do good despite being thrown from one horrible situation to the next is just ;-; HES SUCH A GOOD BOY. He’s selfless to a fault, literally putting everyone before himself and putting himself down for not being able to achieve more than is humanly possible I’m just ;-; I WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY. He just makes my heart happy, he’s good and warm and hardworking and in a manga where trauma plays such a major role in so many characters it’s so good to see Hawks there, having been through three different types of hell and still coming out unnerving in his goodness. All I want for him is to have a good life and to one day be able to smile for real.

2. Gojo Satoru from Jujutsu Kaisen

Again no surprise since I’ve been so into jjk lately. Satoru is p high up rn cuz I’m mainly into JJK now but god knows where he will actually settle. He’s not even really my favorite character in the show, that goes to Inumaki, but this is a list of who I think about the most (tho all of these characters are either no 1 or no 2 for their shows) and boy my brother and foxy can tell you I’m constantly thinking about this bitch. I didn’t really care about him that much at the start but then I got to Hidden Inventory and OH BOY MUCH TO THINK ABOUT. Satoru is such a wonderfully complex character whos evolution you can clearly follow through the years. He’s under so much pressure as the strongest sorcerer to deal with everything and he has to operate in that system trying to change it for the better while at the same time trying to make sure his students arent sacrificed in the name of that change. He has a very goofy disposition but along side with Nanamin who’s a lot more explicit about it, it’s clear he cares about mental state of his students a whole lot. He knows this world is terrible and that the will come out of it with scars and that he can’t protect them from all of it, but he balances protecting and letting them grow as much as he can. They need to grow so jujutsu society can change after all, but they also need to be protected so they don’t fuckin die before that can happen. This is without all the many many opinions I have on Hidden Inventory and SatoSugu as a whole, how they influenced each other, how differently they reacted to their shared trauma (Funny how everyone on this list is fuckin traumatized) and what resulted from it. How their fucking love story is dramatic enough to be a Shakespeare play. Also I like it when he’s long and goofy ahahah

1. Chuuya Nakahara from Bungou Stray Dogs

Not to objectify men on main but I couldn’t choose a picture 

If there is ever a day when I don’t go feral over Chuuya I’ll probably be dead. He not only lives in my head rent free he owns the place.

HES SO UNDERUSED.

BSD has such a great setup with Chuuya, like he’s ex partners with the mentor of the main character who got betrayed and abandoned when the mentor left shared evil organization. Sounds like grounds for drama right? YOUD THINK SO. Like Chuuya and Dazai have such a great and interesting dynamic and you can feel how strained it is from the distance and betrayal and they bicker and fight as their defining relationship trait BUT there is such a strong underlying trust to all the fighting. These two trust each other with their whole lives and that hasn’t changed despite everything, despite how much time has passed and how much that trust had been tested. So you’d think he’d be an important character :) HES STUCK IN SUPPORT HONESTLY HES STUCK IN BACKGROUND UNLESS HES NEEDED TO DO SOMETHING COOL AAAAAA. Chuuya is literally one of a kind, I’ve never seen a character with such a good design and such an cool power and such an interesting relationship to one of the main characters and such a love and support from the fandom BE SO UTERLLY AND COMPLETLY WASTED. Even when we get Chuuya scraps they rarely build on relationship he has in canon but just throw in new random ones at him (tho that’s a broader problem of Kafka throwing new characters at the plot instead of developing the one he already has really). We get a hint of a cool fight with him? Completely cut out, More often then not it just feels like he is benched because he’s so damn strong there would just be no plot tension if he went in and broke some heads (which is also a problem with Satoru, guys stop writing op characters if you’ll just put em on the bus aaa). Anyway he’s completly and utterly wasted by the plot.

And it’s such a waste because he’s such a good character. Like he’s a member if the villain organization and is obviously by that very vicious and violent but also so empathetic and kind to people he considers his friends. He and Dazai have the brawn and brain thing going on and stg Chuuya is like the only brawn I can think of that is classier then their brain. Look at how this guy dressed, he’s high class gay, hat, choker, coat, gloves, he is bringing in the looks. I love how he can actually be completely calm and rational and put together but then put him with Dazai and it’s back to ‘we are 15 and we will scream out heads off at each other’, they are so childish. 

Anyway I love Chuuya he deserves to be treated better and I will never stop screaming about Chuuya ever

[corlds-world]

Top 10 Females from my Fandoms

This is all my opinion. It’s also from the fandoms I’m in (which are pretty popular). Your opinion of course will be different from mine. But I like sharing what I think and I like hearing your opinion, too. Also we’re doing ladies first because why not. Also I’m not good at explaining my opinion. So without further ado, here’s my top 10 females. Spoilers!

10. Meg (Supernatural) Meg is definitely my favorite female character from Supernatural. She’s a villain turned anti-hero. Also a demon. And being a recurring demon in Supernatural is a quick way to earn a spot in my favorite characters list. Apologies for Ruby for not making the cut though. Anyway, Meg is tough as hell (no pun intended). She starts by working for her dad, but that’s she’s not working for her dad because she’s a daddy’s girl. She works for her dad so she can get this apocalypse started. Her real loyalties lay with Lucifer. So when Lucifer was sent back to hell, she became a lone wolf. Season 6-8 Meg is my favorite, when she’s a lone wolf against Crowley. And I think the Winchesters have always been a little intimidated by Meg. Only 5′6″ to their 7′ but still has got fire. 

9. Carol Danvers / Captain Marvel (MCU) I couldn’t just leave out the first woman to ever get a solo movie in the MCU. It was a long time waiting, but we still got it. I was pondering for a while between Natasha and Carol. I decided to go with Carol really just because I’m so excited for Phase 4 of the MCU. I’m the kind of girl that looks ahead. Captain Marvel is for sure one of my favorite solo movies in the MCU. Carol was a air force pilot from the 90′s who was told all her life that she couldn’t become a pilot. Like you see in the trailer, she picks herself back up time after time. And then she loses her memory, but she doesn’t lose that fighting spirit. She just has superpowers from the space stone. She knows her rights and her wrongs better than most people. It’s what makes her an amazing superhero. And she literally destroyed a huge spaceship in Endgame. I can’t wait to see what Brie Larson has in store for us because she is not done for sure.

8. Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter) I know there’s a lot of controversy with the Harry Potter fandom right now, but I just can’t help but place Luna on this list. She’s an amazing character. As a fellow Ravenclaw, she really showed us what Ravenclaw was all about: wisdom and having an open mind. She knows her spells, too, and does her homework (I think). I think more people would expect Hermione on the list, but she didn’t resonate with me the way Luna did. She’s bullied for thinking differently, which really resonated with me. But she’s got her close friends and that’s all that really matters to her. She was the first character I saw myself in, even if she’s just thinks differently than I do.

7. Eleven (Stranger Things) I really did not want to put Eleven this low. But I really just couldn’t put her higher because the girls above her are just better. However, Eleven is awesome. Truly awesome. We gotta respect the only character in Stranger Things that has superpowers. Nothing holds Eleven down. She escapes from a crazy laboratory and finds her new friends who she will literally do anything to protect. And she was messed up in that lab. But she still knows good from evil. She knew that her friends were not going to screw her over. And when she thought they were going to screw her, she kinda just said no. Like okay. She’s brave and kind and badass and everything I want in a superhero. I she’s a little intimidated by the world around her, but I would have run right back to what I knew if I were her. I think her bravery really shone in the third season. I’m sad about what’s happening to her powers, but I think they’ll find a way to get them back. Even if they don’t, I think Eleven will still prove to be everything she is without them. And just look at her. She’s just so cute. 

6. Hazel Levesque (Riordanverse) I told you this was my list and I think Hazel deserves a spot. I mean, the youngest person on the Argo II, daughter of Pluto, can control the Mist and all the jewels in the earth, and tamed an untameable immortal horse. What more do you want? Yes, yes. I love Annabeth, but I really resonated with Hazel more, mostly because she just seems sweeter than Annabeth. I’m a sweet and shy person. And I love horses. And the 40′s. Speaking of which, a POC in the 40′s in Louisiana? If I ever make a top 10 POC characters, we’ll brush up on that. Anyway, let’s talk about when she died. Did I mention she died? She gave up an eternity of happiness so her mother (who was not good to Hazel) wouldn’t have an eternity of misery. Gotta thank Nico, though, for bringing one of my faves back to life. But when Nico was in trouble, there was nothing that Hazel wouldn’t do to help her brother. And when Hazel learned how to control the Mist in couple of weeks? What a display of power. She’s had a hard life, but she’s come out stronger because of it. 

5. Katniss Everdeen (Hunger Games) What? Why is Katniss so low? Mostly because it’s been a while since I’ve read the Hunger Games. I never even finished it. I stopped halfway through Mockingjay. I really like Katniss, though. She’s never had a lot. Let’s just start with the obvious that she takes on the Capital. Like you’re taking on the government? Okay go off. Of course, it’s not for no reason. They’re slaughtering everyone. But let’s just talk about when she’s in the Hunger Games the first time. I don’t think I could start to go into detail about everything that Katniss has done. She’s a badass in summary. She took on people that train for the event. She dropped a... what are they called? *googles hunger games bees* Tracker jackers! She dropped a nest full of tracker jackers on to those stuck-up kids. And Rue. Rue helped. Rue’s the best. She’s not on the list, but still. I love Rue and Katniss’ friendship, even if didn’t last. I’m sorry Rue you had to die if Katniss was to win. Anyway, Peeta got her in sort of a weird romance, but I think Katniss saved Peeta more times than Peeta saved Katniss. I love gender role reversals. Also I’m such a sucker for girls who can shoot a bow.  So, yeah, Katniss gets her spot which is very well earned. 

4. Vanya Hargreeves (The Umbrella Academy) The second season recently came out so she’s fresh in my mind. The most powerful sibling in the Academy uses sound to harness energy. And does she do it in style. Yeah, she kind of causes the apocalypse, but that’s not her fault. It’s Luther’s. And Reginald's. Vanya had a rough childhood. She was told all her life that she was ordinary in a house where there where only the extraordinary.  But she powered through it. And wrote a book as revenge. Like Five said, that took guts. She’s such a complicated character. She’s shy and kind. But don’t make her mad. She might stab you. I really couldn’t believe how hard I cheered when she killed Harold. Like it was bad. Also she blew up the moon. Do you want more? She’s dating a farm frau. If I ever make a top 10 canon couples, that’s going on the list. You know, if you can’t go straight, go gay. Also she’s a human bomb. I’m a sucker for human bombs. And memes. 

3. Morgana Pendragon (Merlin) I really love good girls turned bad. I was a little worried that Morgana was just going to be Merlin’s love interest in season 1. But man was I wrong. Going from a ward with bad dreams to a witch determined to be queen. I was actually kind of rooting for her. But that just could be because Katie is a phenomenal actress. But anyway, Morgana really has issues, which is why she’s top 3. Also the fact that she didn’t have a girlfriend, so disappointing. But she’s a villain, and villains don’t have lovers. Or they’re not supposed to in my book. Also she can go toe to toe with Merlin, who is supposed to be one of the best sorcerers of all time. What a show of power. 

2. Regina Mills (Once Upon a Time) My favorite redemption arc. From good to evil and back to good. Honestly one of my favorite characters to watch. And Lana just does such a good job with it. Do you see the trend that I have with my favorite characters? Tragic background is the base requirement. Magical badass gives you an improvement in the list. But Regina has had a horrible life. The fact that she is classified as a villain is heartbreaking sometimes. But she did kill a ton of people so she’s definitely a villain in the storybooks. And that sass. Only Regina could pull off that sass. But I think the fact that she tries to be good when it is not in her nature, I think that speaks volumes. 

1. Kara Danvers / Supergirl (Supergirl) I feel like people just got thrown for a loop. It’s like wait a minute. Didn’t you just say that your favorite kind of character is a “magical badass with a tragic background?” Um maybe. But Kara has her own tragedies. She just doesn’t show it. She lost her parents when she was 12. Not just her parents, but almost her whole family and all of her home. But she learned to have a new home on Earth. But she manages to figure out how to save the world with all of these conflicts in her life. Shoutout to Alex for being an awesome sister. And she has a great social life, something I aspire to have. I’m so upset that the show is ending after season 6. I love Kara so much. Kara is the most amazing woman in the Arrowverse so I’m so sorry to see her go. 

[pinesconessecrets]

The hardships of being gay and anxious

(Hi! This is my gift for @colorfullyminded, hope you like it!)

Lately, Jason Funderberker and Dipper had spent a lot of time together.

He thought nothing of it, not even when Norman teased him about being jealous. Because, why would he even be jealous? What was there to be jealous of? He had accepted that Dipper was straight and his chances were nonexistent a long time ago, and even though it didn’t stop hurting it had certainly eased up; so he had high hopes time would be kind and he would finally be able to let go of his stupid crush once they graduated from high school. And yeah, he would prefer it if Dipper chose to hang out with him instead of that idiot, but he couldn’t force him to take better decisions. So no, he wasn’t jealous or suspicious.

Until that day, when they both walked into class wearing matching bracelets.

They’re just friendship bracelets, he thought at first. But then he noticed the colors of the strings. Black, gray, white, purple, pink, purple and blue. The colors of the asexual and the bisexual flag. Did that mean… that the two of them were biromantic asexuals? Why didn’t Dipper tell him? He was the first person he had come out to! He supported him when he decided to tell his parents and little brother he was gay! So why…?

He didn’t mention the bracelets, waiting for Dipper to tell him when he felt ready. But the time didn’t come. Instead, Funderberker and him began to hang out even more than before, as if the time they spent together because of the band and DnD club wasn’t enough. Were they dating? It sure as hell looked like it.

So now Wirt found himself counting the days until graduation, heartbroken, stressed and feeling the most lost he’s ever felt in his life.

He tried to find comfort in his poetry, but every single thing he wrote was about loves that couldn’t be, misery, or just straight out about Dipper. It felt good to let it out of his chest, but after noticing he had almost filled a notebook with those poems he felt so pathetic he almost cried. No matter how much he tried to focus on more positive themes and emotions, he just couldn’t, and any attempt at it would be ripped out of the notebook in a fit of rage at how awful he thought it was.

It really seemed that when Dipper distanced himself, he took everything good Wirt had with him.

It wasn’t fair.

*****

Dipper couldn’t stay still.

The day had finally come, and he couldn’t stop fidgeting with his bracelet in anticipation of what was about to happen. He had been working on this for a whole month, paying attention to every little detail and doing his best so everything was close to perfection. The weight of the notebook in his bag was a constant reminder of how things would change and how they would never, ever, be back to normal.

A part of him was so scared of the outcome and begged him to just go home and let things stay the same, and to hit his stupid feelings with a shovel and bury them in the ground somewhere in the forest back at Gravity Falls. But it was too late to back off now, and it had taken him months to accept his crush on Wirt like to throw all his hard work down the drain just because he was too nervous and frightened.

Sighing while fixing his sleeves, Dipper let his thoughts take him back a few months ago to an event Mabel liked to call “The Bi-pper awakening”.

He had just been walking towards the place in the park where he would meet with Wirt and Norman (though the latter had sent a text saying he was going to be late) when he spotted Wirt sitting under a tree at the distance. His heart beat a little faster, but he thought nothing of it like the dumbass he was. That is, until he heard him.

Wirt wasn’t exactly a good singer, but he had quite the decent voice. A kind, trembling and a little creaky voice. And as he heard him sing in a foreign language with the peace of someone who belongs right there between the nature, Dipper found himself aware of his breathing and of how all the decisions he had made in his life had taken him there, in that moment, with that beautiful man.

And then he heard a record scratch in his mind.

The only logical thing to do then was, of course, to start panicking.

So he did, turning around and running until he found a bush excellent for hiding. It was a good thing that zone of the park was practically desolate, because otherwise someone would have heard him talking to himself trying to find an explanation to what he was feeling: was he gay? Why had he never felt like this for another man? What about all the girls he had liked before? Was Wirt just an exception? Were the crushes he had on women fake? Was it all a dream?

It went on and on, and it would have surely keep going had it not been for Norman texting him to ask “about his fucking whereabouts”.

He took another couple of minutes to regain his composure, and for the rest of the day he tried to act normal and to avoid staring at Wirt (it had never been difficult, what was happening now!), though he really wanted to go home, steal one of Mabel’s sweaters and go to Sweater Town.

Weeks passed, and after days of questioning his sexuality and doing deep internal analyses, he could say with confidence he was bisexual. So he came out to his sister, though he wasn’t ready to tell the rest of the family yet. Coming out to his friends was an easier choice, but after telling a few (it’s not like he had many to begin with) he found himself with a big trouble: how was he going to tell Wirt without spilling out his feelings? He, Norman and Jason were the only ones left, and though he knew he could trust Norman he wasn’t sure if he would be able to keep quiet in front of Wirt (he didn’t have the same trouble with Jason because he knew Wirt wouldn’t believe him), and he wasn’t fucking prepared for that. That only left Jason.

The day he came out to Jason was amazing; he hadn’t been ready for him to came out as asexual, much less to spend the rest of the afternoon making friendship bracelets while singing ABBA and promising to go together to the next Pride. Of course, while talking about that Jason suggested to invite Wirt too, which kind of forced Dipper to talk about his crush, which made Jason remind him of prom and of how big of an opportunity it was, which caused Dipper to think…

So now, after days spent planning and writing, he was ready to tell Wirt.

He tried to stay calm, listing in his mind every step of his plan and the words he had to say, but he just couldn’t stop sweating.

But he was going to do it, no turning back.

*****

If someone were to look at Wirt while he waited for Dipper, they could easily tell he was terrified.

Was Dipper finally going to tell him he was dating Jason Funderberker and that he couldn’t be friends with someone that hated his boyfriend? Because he could change! He could become Funderberker best friend if that would keep Dipper in his life, no matter how pathetic that sounded. He loved him, and he would take Dipper’s love in whatever way he choose.

He was in the middle of a really detailed fantasy of how different his life would be without Dipper (and how gloomy the future was certainly going to be), when Dipper himself walked into the room. Well, if the secluded section of the park their group of friends always used as meeting point could be considered a room. He was sweating, his shaking hands holding onto a notebook as if it held all the secrets in the universe, and overall worrying Wirt to no end.

But before he could even ask what was wrong, Dipper cleared his throat and opened his mouth. Then he closed it. Then he opened it again. Then he closed it with a defeated expression and just handed Wirt the notebook.

It looked like a normal notebook, a harmless and typical notebook, were it not for the words written in the cover.

100 reasons you should go to prom with me (sources included)

Was this a joke?

Right as he was about to panic (and/or cry) Dipper finally found his voice.

“I… I had a whole thing I wanted to say… but Mabel confiscated all the copies I had of my speech so… let’s just….” he coughed trying to dissimulate the way his voice had creaked and then proceeded to clear his throat with force “let’s just go with the words past Dipper wrote, please?”

There was a lot of questions Wirt wanted to ask, and yet the one he did hadn’t even crossed his mind adequately before he said it.

“Weren’t you dating Funderberker?”

Dipper’s face in that moment could have been the reaction meme of the decade.

“I’m sorry, what?”

He tried to explain the detailed monologue he (kind of) kept in his mind, but his brain refused to remember every piece of evidence and every argument he had accumulated “You… him… the bracelets”

“They’re just friendship bracelets”

Well, now he felt stupid. That meant he had only spent a month wallowing in self-pity when those two were just friends and when Dipper actually wanted to go to prom with him… alright, that last part still sounded fake.

He took a deep breath, discreetly looking at the bushes expecting to see a hidden camera or the bastard of Jason Funderberker laughing at his situation, but he found nothing of the sort, just Dipper with his adorable sweaty face, and his hat that finally looked like he had washed it, and his only decent pair of pants, and his formal shoes and oh god, this was serious wasn’t it?

He gulped, not believing his luck even though the light weight of the notebook was making it easier by the minute “So this… you want… you really want to go to prom with me?”

Dipper looked at him with determination in the eyes that had inspired him to write dozens of poems, and suddenly he was stricken with the realization that he would never, ever, stop writing poems about him “I like you, Wirt.” He then rubbed his arm and kept going, though it took Wirt a second to notice, lost in those words as he was “I don’t know for how long, I just know I realized it when I heard you sang that ballad that your grandfather taught you”

He couldn’t process Dipper’s confession yet (he was on it though) so he decided to focus on the memory of that day.

“Yeah, I remember that. Mabel caught me humming it and all of you insisted I sang it and explained it to you” That had been a really awkward moment, but sharing the song with his friends was incredible. His grandfather had always been so kind with him, and he had taught him his mother language since he was little, so preserving his memory through the songs and the tales he learned from him was the least he could do for the man that had cared so much for him.

Dipper blushed “No. I heard you sing it before, when…” he groaned and covered his face “when we decided to hang out here and Norman was late and I saw you and I loved your voice and I realized I love you” taking a deep breath after uncovering his face, he finally looked at him again “And also… I love it when you speak German”

He loved him. He said it. He said it.

Well, it was his turn wasn’t it?

“Ob ich dich liebe, weiß ich nicht. Seh ich nur einmal dein Gesicht, Seh dir ins Auge nur einmal, Frei wird mein Herz von aller Qual. Gott weiß, wie mir so wohl geschicht! Ob ich dich liebe, weiß ich nicht.”

Okay, technically he didn’t say it, but he really loved that poem and hey! It was in German! That probably gave him extra points.

If Dipper’s face was anything to go by, it did.

“What did you say?”

Mustering all the confidence he had, he smiled at him “You’ll find out at prom”

(The song they talk about is this one, if anyone wants to hear it! Also the poem is from Goethe. Sorry if there’s a mistake, English is my second languague)  

[thefudge]

any trash songs that are dear to you, dr. fudge? especially that go well with trashy ships hehe

sorry for replying eons later 

well, this question has the power to truly Expose™ me on the first day of Christmas, but… here goes nothing

i think ppl expect me to respond with something like “tear you apart” from she wants revenge, which is a great song! but i’m afraid i’m going to have to take you back to the ye olde days and show you what really embarrassing, early ‘00s trash sounded like. 

first, a few concessions: 

 trash by suede and poison by alice cooper are 80s/90s classics of the “you’re bad for me but i can’t help it” dynamic. but they’re too classy for this list. there’s not gonna be any Divine on this list, no 80s late-disco jams, no “west end girls” by pet shop boys, no britney doing “toxic” or “momma i’m in love with a criminal”, no christina aguilera wrestling in the mud while singing about being “dirty”, no baz luhrmann-esque “lady marmalade”. that’s all great. it’s just not this list.

 you also won’t find any my chemical romance, panic at the disco, evanescence, papa roach, marilyn manson etc. because they weren’t part of my trash experience. i mean they were there in the background, i was aware of them (and who hasn’t watched edits with “bring me to life”? don’t lie…)… and they’re kind of similar to what i have here, but they weren’t the trash i was particularly attuned to (plus, manson can choke).  

some other exclusions: i remember the original p&p edits back in 2005 had all of these “cuz there’s you and me and all other people” songs that were really wonderful, cheesy, shippy songs. but that’s…not this list (although that would make a great list too! remind me to do that one too!) 

i once got a message about how “mr. brightside” by the killers would make a great song for a bonkai edit, and…i like the killers just fine, and that’s a great song, but…no. this list ain’t that. 

the trash here is not trash on purpose, it’s not tongue-in-cheek, it’s not a “steamy hot mess”, it’s just…really bad and angsty and earnest and totally committed to the “no one understands me (but you)” vibe that a lot of early ‘00s trash ships fostered. 

okay…let’s…shame…me…: 

1. cold by crossfade - back in the late ‘00s, you couldn’t find an anime AMV that didn’t have this song in the background, ESPECIALLY if your male character was a murderous, brooding (secretly soft) boi who disdained the female sex because “feelings are weakness” or something. it was baaaad, but it’s a nostalgic fave.  the whole song is basically about how that arrogant, cold guy who’s shunned you and treated you badly was secretly into you all this time. yeaahhhh. (i remember this song was also popular with m/m ships because you had that classic dynamic where one of the guys was still in denial about his “gay” feelings. god i miss 2006.)

2. vermilion pt. 2 by slipknot - another 2005/2006 era song that capitalizes on the bad guy/good girl trope where she’s too “good” for the brooding antihero, but he can’t help but ruin her. or something. it’s soooo angsty. it has the great, eerie feeling of a doomed romance which was also definitely written by teenagers. i love it. 

3. i hate everything about you by three days grace - obviously, you can’t leave out the big dick energy song. 

4. anything by nine inch nails’ 2000-2010 period, but especially “fragile” and “we’re in this together now”, because they’re very much trashy power couple aesthetics, but also aaaaangsssst. “fragile” always cracks me up because it’s basically that one direction song about how the girl doesn’t know she’s beautiful, except it’s alternative rock and trent reznor is screaming about how he has to save this beautiful, pure soul from the corruption of the world. (for anyone expecting “closer”, that’s a great song…but i said real, embarrassing trash).

5. vampire heart by HIM - because OF COURSE. 2006 me was LIVING for Vampire Hunter D AMVs. that iconic line “love me like you love the sun” POETRY OKAY. another fave line has to be “you can’t escape the wrath of my heart”….like, whew, what a badass. 

6. hate me by blue october - AAAANGST. aaaaaaaaaangst. maybe the apogee of late ‘00s cheesy alternative rock. but probably not. there’s always one that goes harder. this list, unfortunately, is 90% this genre because they really SLAPPED when you put them together with trashy ships okayyyyy there was an innocence and earnestness that the ‘post-9/11 iraq invasion’ atmosphere really captured. 

7. let me go by 3 doors down - see, i was wrong, THIS is the apogee. “you love meeeee, but you don’t know who i aaaaaam” belts the lead singer of this oft-forgotten band aaaaand 15-year old me screamed yaaaaaaaaas

8. pieces by sum 41 - WRONG AGAIN. IT’S THIS ONE. the anime AMVs…my god….i can even tell you, beat by beat where the angsty edits happened depending on the breaks in the song.

9. sour girl by stone temple pilots -  “bad” boy waxing about how he’s ruined a good girl? check. super Extra lyrics that go “what would you do? what would you do if i followed you?” check. sarah michelle gellar/buffy being a dark goth muse for the tormented bad boy? triple check!!

10. hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me by U2 - i meaaaaaaan. it’s in the title. 10-year old me WAS LIVING. this is THE batman song, and if there’s a god, it will be featured in the upcoming robert pattinson movie. ppl wanna say this song is more of the “trash on purpose” variety, but i don’t think so. i think joel schumacher plays this dead straight (and “batman forever”, while being one of the cheesiest movies ever made, takes itself extremely serious). 

11. insatiable by darren hayes - finally breaking away from the alt rock scene a bit for this one. ppl who are now trying to make this song “respectable” and classify it as sweet 00s nostalgia are WRONG. everything about this song is convoluted and overly wrought and pitch perfect, even the fact that you would never believe that this waspy blond dude in the music video has anything to do with the actual song.  

12. behind blue eyes by limp bizkit - don’t look at meeeee. this is basically a meme song. the band itself turned out to be dumpster fire and fred durst is…blehh. but this song stiiiiiill slaps, i have the courage to say it.  the video definitely helps, i mean u got that trashy dynamic of prisoner/guardian @___@ and halle berry @___@. half-naked fred durst kinda ruins it, but it’s still got its charm. 

13. i have to include some linkin’ park songs here at the end and i’m choosing the ones that were trashiest to me and that’s gotta be “one step closer” and “somewhere i belong”  because they were always juxtaposed with villain/heroine ships in edits, and i remember fanfic authors would use them in songfics. “in the end” and “numb” are waaaayyy too classy.

additional “kinda too good for this list” rec:  the entire Queen of the Damned soundtrack, but especially “slept so long”, “system” and “before i’m dead” and really ALL the songs.

this disaster list could definitely go on (i’m sure u guys can pitch in. and hey, i might be persuaded to do part 2) but imma stop here before i lose my last shred of credibility on this website lol. k byeeeeeee

[dragonleesupporter]

Virgil’s Unofficial Birthday

HALLOWEEN BABY!

Summary: Roman notices Virgil is upset about having to control his scary side during Halloween, and so the prince uses knowledge he gained from a conversation a while ago to bring the emo’s day around.

Virgil sat, mixing emotions making his stomach twist. Last Halloween he had totally overdone the scary factor. He made Patton cry, Roman lock himself in his room for hours, and Logan scold him before he, too, ran away. Virgil loved Halloween! But now... he was unsure if he should. He wanted to let loose and feel free with his darker self, but knew it would be too much for the others. Halloween was just around the corner and his conflicting emotions had reached their peeks. 

Little did the emo know, a special prince was more aware of the situation than he thought. 

“Alright Padre, I’ve sound-proofed the room. Let’s get cooking.” Roman grinned, determined.

“Okay, kiddo! I do say, this is a good idea! But shouldn’t Logan be involved?” Patton stared at him.

“Oh, trust me. I’m way ahead of you.” Roman murmered with wink.

The prince had seen Virgil struggle over the whole October month, and knew he needed some reassurance after last year’s catastrophy. Virgil loved Halloween so much, Roman even recalled the purple side saying that if he could chose his birthday seperate from Thomas’s it would be October 31st. And that was all part of the plan.

“Oh yeah. It’s all coming together.” He smirked as Patton openly laughed, recongizing the meme. 

...

Virgil opened his eyes with a gasp, his nightmares dissapearing. His relief of morning was brought to a screeching halt when he checked his calendar. October 31st... Halloween. 

He tentatively walked out in the hallway, just to find it maliciously decorated with spiderwebs and fake blood smears. 

His heart thudded as the darkness inside him begged and cried out, desperate to be let free...

“N-no...” The hooded trait stopped it. “Th-the others probably put this up to celelbrate the holiday, but that’s it. I can’t imagine them doing any more than this... Maybe dressing up, but THAT’S IT. No over-the-top terrifying stuff.” 

He turned the corner and was surprised to see more gothic designs scattered all over the walls of the living room, masks melting into the wallpaper. He would’ve admired the work put into making a simple room look so terrifying, if he wasn’t so nervous about his darkness getting out, which was getting harder to contain by the second. 

On the table in front of him he saw makeshift claws, fangs and attachable wolf ears. His hands shook as he resisted the urge to take them, yet he was too petrified to move, and couldn’t take his gaze off of them. They were so wonderfully knarly and savage... The teeth looked wicked and and sharp... he just wanted to be a fearsome beast without a care in the w- 

“No!” He stopped himself again, pulling his hands back as he realized they were getting close to the valueble items.

It was then that music started up...

“Boy and girls of every age...

Wouldn’t you like to see something strange?...”

“Oh my god...” Virgil looked around him, the music seemingly coming from nowhere. 

“Guys, what’s the meaning of this?!” He called out, but was met with silence. 

After a couple moments, the music was cut off. Virgil was filled with fear, but it felt SO GOOD; the darkness that surrounded him. 

“BOO!” Three pairs of hands grabbed him out of nowhere as the purple side shrieked. 

When he opened his eyes, the other three were around him, each dressed up as a variation of werewolf.

“Wh-what’s going on?” He asked, shocked.

“Alpha! There you are!” Roman ignored the question and growled playfully. “We were worried you would never wake up for the hunt!”

“Hunt...?” Virgil, stood there, completely confused as the other two growled in agreement. 

“But where are your claws and fangs?” Patton asked.

“Now Omega, don’t question Alpha!” Roman turned and snapped at the light blue side who reeled, giggling at the whole ordeal.

“My-” Virgil suddenly realized what game they were playing. With all hesitation gone, he rushed over to the table and quickly put the claws on his fingers and the fangs in his mouth as well as the ears. “Alpha’s here...” He growled, his darkness finally flowing through him as it filled him with giddy maliciousness.

“Now Beta, isn’t it time to present Alpha with his meal? He’ll need energy if he’s to lead the hunt.” Logan turned to Roman, smirk undeniable.

“I was just getting to that, Delta!” The prince snickered and ran toward to the kitchen, just to reveal a triple-decker green and purple cake with a Jack Skellington wax figurine candle on top. The scented candle filled Virgil’s noze with the scent of pumpkin and candy, as Roman carefully carried it toward him and set it on the table. 

The purple side sat, near tears and stared at the hard work put in by everyone.

“Happy birthday, Virgil.” Roman whispered softly before turning out the lights, leaving the one Jack Skellington candle to alluminate the whole room.

“Happy Birthday to you,

Happy birthday to you,

Happy birthday dear-

-my dark strange son”

-Alpha”

-Virgil”

“Oh, COME ON GUYS!” Roman shouted angrily. “I thought we all agreed on Alpha!”

“I never agreed to singing in the first place, let alone saying Alpha.” Logan stated coldly.

“I forgot! Sorry Roman!” Patton squeaked out an apology as a sigh was heard from the prince. 

“It’s alright. Let’s just turn the lights back on.” As soon as Roman’s claws hit the lights, however, everyone froze.

Virgil was sobbing into his hands, the sweetest smile gracing his lips. 

“My son!” Patton ran straight (gay) into the purpke trait and hugged him tight.

“Oh, no need to cry Virgil.” Logan quickly follwed suite with Roman in tow, all three hugging a sobbing, giggling Virgil. 

“Th-thanks you guys... This m-means so much to me...” His chest quivered as a mixture of crying and laughter escaped his mouth, his smile ever so bright. 

“Of course!” Roman exclaimed. “We love you, Virgil! We would do anything to make you happy on your special day.” 

“Might I add, the whole thing was Roman’s idea.” Patton smirked as the prince turned a bright shade of red.

“Th-that’s not true!” He lied, but the emo’s pure expression made him crumble. “Y-yeah... I wanted to make you happy.” 

“Well, you succeeded.” The hooded side sighed in contentment.

“Now it’s time for the hunt!” Patton cheered, pulling away from the hug and surprising Virgil.

“What hunt?” The darker side asked, eyebrows rasied.

“Well, as WE don’t appreciate being scared out of our wits, we’d imagine the Othes wouldn’t either. So instead of ‘spooking’ us this year, we thought we could help you in an attempt to ‘spook’ them instead.” Logan took out his card for the word “spook.” 

Virgil’s evil grin grew. “Yeah... Let’s do it.” He’d be able to scare after all.

...

The four waited behind a corner, hearing two pairs of steps getting steadily closer, claws sharpened, teeth bared, and pies in hand.

“Ready?”

“3...”

“2...”

“1...”

“NOW!”

@cefsticklestoo

[all-the-heart-you-cannot-see]

Highschool Boy - Elippo

Hey guys....just to clarify...i don’t know a lot about italian culture so sorry if some things don’t make sense in that context...i was just feeling like writing an Elippo fan fic... if you guys like it i can open another blog and take requests.

hope you enjoy.

Filippo had had his eye on Elia for quite a while now, it wasn’t tipical for him to be lurking around younger boys, especially highschool ones, they were always so “manly” and worried about what everybody else thought...he wasn’t intersted in raising a son, he wanted a hook up, maybe even a boyfriend.

Elia Santini was a different type of highschool boy, he had, in fact, stalked him to death, and the boy was pretty funny, his facebook page were mostly memes and for some reason, and he knew this had nothing to do with the fact that he kinda liked him, Elia seemed a little gay to him...just tiniest bit, there was a light at the end of the tunel, a feeling in his gut that telled him that the guy might actually be into boys.

he didn’t make much of it, he was intelligent, yes, but also a fool when it came to his own personal life, he still didn’t know how he had managed to fix Martino’s dating life if he couldn’t even figure out his own.

so when the big day came, when he would finally meet the rest of Martino’s friends...boy, was Elia a big surprise...he was sure now it wasn’t just him imagining stuff, Elia Santini had kinda flirted with him, surprisingly.

it was very subtle, first stares that he thought were because of his odd fashion choices, then starting conversations with him out of nowhere and finally, the top of the cake, when hugging goodbye the guy had actually stopped an aditional of two seconds to look him in the eye afterwards.

Filippo was flying...high. this couldn’t be his imagination, could it? 

normally he would DM the guy, Filo was always pretty straight foward with this kind of thing, but he also knew he could easly scare him away...what if he had misinterpreted the whole thing? he then decided it was time to go back to the basics.

liking his memes and leaving silly comments. 

god how old was he, 12? he was ashamed...if Marti or Ele could see him....they would give him soooooo much shit about it.

luckly, Elia reciprocated, he liked his comments or replied, he even went as far as liking a pride post he had done last year about pride, like.....was that not sing? it had to be rigth?

he made a decision....he would try and make a move on that Villa boys fundraising Ele had ask him to come to.

He entered the party with confidence, as always, Filo never carried himself with any less than that, he noticed Ele looking around for Edoardo, tho if he were to ask her, she would deny everything.

the Sava brothers were having a tough time with love.

He saw the boys almost inmediatly, Martino slightly towering over Nico as he leaned in for a kiss, both smiling as usual, Luchino combining multiple drinks in a cup as Elia cheared and Giovanni looked at them in disbelief.

granted, Elia was kind of childish...but he liked him anyways...and he was determined to not leave that party until he was sure wether or not he liked him too.

Filippo walked towards them.

“hey guys” he said, Gio was the first to say hi, he noticed while greeting the happy couple how Gio and Elia exchanged looks.

“what are you doing here?” Luchino asked, everybody laughed. 

“well, i can leave if you want” he suggested gesturing towards the exit, they laughed again “nah im just, looking over Ele, she has been acting wierd lately”

Gio shrugged his shoulders and clapped “who wants to go find some pretty girls to dance?” 

“we’ll go with you” Nico quickly responded.

Luchino frowned “ok but, what about my beer mix?”

“it’s gonna taste like shit Luchi, c’mon, maybe you can find Silvia” said Gio putting a hand around his shoulders and dragging him along.

“what about Elia” he asked, Gio slapped him in the back of the head.

“remember what we talked about earlier?”

Filippo tried to act like he haven’t heard that... but he was almost sure now...Elia liked him too...somehow...the gods, the universe, mother nature, hell, maybe even jesus...had decided to bless him.

“so...how is it going?” Elia asked him with a smile, Filippo smiled back, this was going to be a productive night.

they talked...a lot, about different things, their favorite tv shows, how awful highschool was, they talked about his friends, their life, what they liked...and when the music got too loud they went outside...it was a beautiful starry night...like the planets had aligned for him to get this moment or something.

they sat on a bench and pretended for a while to be two straight dudes talking to each other under the moonlight.

“why are you really here?” Elia asked him after a moment of silence...their hands were close together, their pinkies almost touching, the phantom of a smiled danced over Elia’s lips and god did he wanted to kiss him.

“i’m looking after Ele” he replied back, knowing it was kind useless at this point.

“c’mon Filo, im sure you can be a better liar” he teased, Filippo laughed.

“ok, you caught me...im actually here cause i like a guy”

“ oh really?” Elia tried to sound smooth, but Filo could see his cheeks turning red “and how is that going?”

“pretty bad actually, so far all we’ve done is pretend we don’t like each other while we stare into our eyes under the moonlight”

Elia laughed and looked away, he started to move his legs back and forth and for a second Filo feared he might had misunderstood things, then Elia sighed and he understood it was something else.

“maybe” he stared, his voice was soft, low, and nervous “maybe he isn’t sure of what he really wants”

“well...” Filo reached for Elia’s hand and covered it with his “that’s ok...there is no rush”

Elia looked at him, and then at their hands, he seemed to doubt for a second before cursing and subsequently...crushing his lips to Filippo’s.

Filo was surprised to say the least, first beacuse he wasn’t expecting it and second because for a highschool boy...Elia was a really good kisser.

hands still together on the bench Filo used his free hand to hold Elia’s cheeck, he grabbed that one too, and suddendly the nigth was a lot less cold and a bit more dark...and this time, Filippo had a feeling this one would be different.

[kismetcanwriteme]

Of Comets and Comfortable Silence

In which Clarke is stubborn and Lexa isn't always patient with her.

or au in which a comet causes the soulmate tattoo trope. Ever seen Night of the Comet? It’s like that but not as scary.

Also on ao3  https://archiveofourown.org/works/20253967/chapters/48004738

Chapter 1/5

When the comet passed, it was all over the news. They said it was going to be the closest comet to pass the earth in over a century and the media promised a light show of epic proportions. Immediately, social media started blowing up. “Influencers” started live-streaming about it. #Arkadiascomet was trending. There was a star Snapchat filter. Pinterest exploded with space themed party ideas, and, of course, scientists were thrilled with the possibilities this flying hunk of burning rock had in store.

Raven, in particular wouldn't shut up about it, “Just think! Imagine what we could do with material from an unidentified star cluster. Clarke! If I can get my hands on a piece, imagine the reactions I could get” reactions. Sure. Reactions. read BOOM.

From the other end, Octavia was never one to miss a party opportunity and had suckered Clarke into buying the necessary glow sticks and the unsurprisingly uncharged star decorations.

And of course, Octavia had to invite Lexa. Goody. To say Clarke and Lexa weren’t friends was putting it mildly. The teacher frankly made Clarke want to tear her hair out (or tear Lexa to shreds, either way.) And it wasn’t like Clarke could escape her either, not since college when they all met and formed their little motley crew. Lexa was Lincoln's sister. Lincoln was Octavia’s boyfriend. Octavia seemed incapable of doing anything without her boyfriend. Lincoln loved his sister. Clarke was in hell. End of story.

 Everything was an issue with them. Lexa always had criticism ready for anything Clarke said or did, and Clarke always had a barb aimed at Lexa’s entire existence

From where to eat. “Clarke there isn’t anything on this menu that won’t destroy your heart. We are not eating here.” “Well it's a good thing you don't have a heart to destroy then isn’t it, Lexa.”

The touchy subject of punctuality. “Have you ever been on time for anything in your life?” “Have you ever started a conversation like a normal human? Maybe a hi or even a good morning?” “It would still be morning if you had been on time.”

The touchier subject of Clarke's choice in partners. “He cheated on you! Why is he still coming to the star barbecue?” “Because he’s still Raven's best friend?” “...he hurt you.” “What, do you suddenly care Woods?”

Even board games weren’t safe “Clarke, you can’t steal from the bank” “Not with that attitude” “That’s it, I'm putting you in jail” “That’s not in the rules!” “Neither is a fucking bank heist?!”

Of course, that didn’t account for the weird silent protective streak they had going one. Lexa was always the first to defend Clarke from many unwanted advances from strange men with her sharp words and impressive vocabulary. All in the name of feminism. And as much as Clarke would never admit it, she had put other people in their place more than a few times for speaking too harshly about Lexa's whole ice queen thing. No one was allowed to make fun of her for that. Except Clarke.

They drove their friends up the wall from day one and it was still going strong. Usually Lincoln or Octavia would mediate, and the entire group had learned to separate them by at least two people at the table. Gradually, the other members of their group learned to work around the hurricane that was Clarke and Lexa’s weird harsh protective not-quite friendship.

So it was strange to say the least when Clarke ended up sitting next to her on Octavia’s couch, drinking beer, wearing a galaxy skater dress circa 2010, and watching Night of the Comet (Clarke thought it was appropriate, and Lexa loved the dark humor in it.) As they took in the horror film about people turning to dust when a mysterious comet passed overhead, everyone else was outside where the music and space themed decor was. Clarke just couldn't bring herself to get hyped about it. What was so special about a hunk of rock? Lexa would probably know. Lexa knew everything. But Lexa would also roll her eyes and mumble something about Clarke being an "artist living in her own little world", so Clarke refrained from asking

“Hey! You guys kill each other yet?” Bellamy asked, bouncing in and flopping down by Lexa taking in her dark grey jeans and black sweater. “Lex! You were supposed to dress like something space themed” He pointed to his Space jam tank top and grinned.

Lexa smirked back, took a sip of her beer, and said “The night sky is black, isn't it?”

He laughed good naturedly and said “At least Clarke’s got the idea. Although, I haven't seen that dress since your date with...” he trailed off suggestively and laughed harder when Clarke poked him in the ribs.

“Oh calm down, Clarke. Everyone knows about your disastrous first and last date with Murphy in high school.” Lexa said.

“Doesn't mean I want the whole world to know.” she hissed back "it’s embarrassing.”

“I'll say.” Lexa snickered.

“At least I never tried to convince myself I was straight by taking Bell to winter formal.”

Bellamy gasped as if affronted “Lexa, you used me!? I thought what we had was special!” he wiped away mock tears.

Lexa nodded solemnly and placed a hand on his arm “I’m sorry Bell, the results came back from the lab. Its true... I'm Lebanese”

“NO! Not my good American Lexa! A Lebanese” he picked her up from the couch and spun her around while she shrieked. Even Clarke had to smile at that.”Now come on. let's see if this comet burns us to dust, turns us into zombies, or gives Rae something new to blow up.”

Unsurprisingly, the comet passed and did none of those things The night wore on, everyone drank too much, and then regretted it the next morning. And that was the end of that.

________________________________________________________________

Except it wasn't.

It didn't start gaining media attention until about a week after the fact, but the rumors had started buzzing the next morning. One of those unexplained epidemics that was far scarier than a zombie apocalypse. It started with couples, old ones who had been together since forever, going into the police, claiming they woke with tattoos that they didn't remember getting. The authorities put it down to dementia. So did doctors. It wasn't until one doctor and his husband of twenty years woke up with matching vine tattoos on their torso and arm respectively, that any research was started. The first thing they realized was that the tattoos weren't ink. Somehow, the skin cells changed color The second thing they realized was that they were not dangerous, at least, not obviously. None of the cells were deteriorating, they were just different. The third thing they realized was that it had started after the comet passed, leaving everyone to wonder what the hell the comet was made of that could cause something like this.

By the end of the week, everyone knew someone who had one, and everyone wanted one. Octavia and Lincoln were the first Clarke had seen. They woke up the next day with white flowers blooming all over their chests.

At first, Clarke assumed it had to do with who you were near when the comet passed over, and at first the scientific community agreed with her, but then she (and they, eventually) realized that couldn't be it, because she and Raven had fallen asleep slumped on the table against each other and nothing happened to them.

It continued like that, and it wasn't stopping. Soon, people who brushed hands on the street, who kissed their significant other would pull away with hands or arms or legs covered in color. Even a certified asshole like Murphy came to Clarke’s apartment two days later freaking out because some girl named Emori left blue geometric shapes all over his shoulder when she handed him his coffee. It wasn't until doctors could pull enough testing groups together that they figured out the correlation (although social media put it together much more quickly): Soul mates or, less romantically, Individuals with optimum attraction levels and high compatibility scores. Not only that, but the affected’ body chemistry changed. Things science couldn't explain, like hormone levels bouncing off the charts, blood types full on changing, genetics mutating. What scientists couldn't tell was whether or not new humans, those who were not alive at the time of the comet, would experience these same reactions. Whether this new mutation could be passed down. No matter what the outcome was, it was happening and happening fast.

________________________________________________________________

And the internet exploded.

Sometimes, Clarke wished the comet had been good for making things go boom, because if Clarke had to see another vlog about someone finding their soulmate, or another stupid meme about which unattractive character people jokingly thought there soulmate might look like or another crying youtuber apology video about trying to fake one for attention, she was going to lose it.

Unfortunately, the hype didn't seem like it was going to die down anytime soon. Everyone wanted to capitalize on the new phenomenon. Restaurants had "soul specials" and tattoo artists offered fake soulmate marks (Clarke could respect the great marketing strategy, but really it was just artists charging double for matching tats). Books were being written, movies were in the works, the number of wedding skyrocketed. Clarke had never gotten so many photography appointments in her entire career, and the small commission site she ran for her paintings was flooded with requests for paintings of tattoos. She ignored those.

One thing no one anticipated was that the new tattoos legitimized homosexuality in the eyes of many previously prejudiced churches. After all, they couldn't say the tattoos were a gift from God and not acknowledge gay people had them too. So at least some good came out of it.

Of course, there was still that small faction of people who thought they were a curse but there will always be crazy people in the world.

Clarke belonged to larger (but still small) faction of people who doubted the tattoos meant anything more than what people wanted them to mean, thought it was absurd that such a big decision was based on a(n admittedly nuts) genetic mutation caused by a burning rock, and told Lexa as much about a month later sitting across from her at brunch with their friends at their usual table outside.

“I'm just saying, I think it's ridiculous that people are putting so much stock in something so arbitrary.”

“Clarke, tattoos appearing on people from skin to skin contact is not arbitrary. Its something that's never been seen before in the history of the human race. Why are you so bound and determined not to admit its importance?” Lexa said. Oooh her eye was doing that twitch that told Clarke she was at her limit… One more jab.

“Placebo effect” she said simply taking a sip of her mimosa

“Excuse me” narrowed eyes, even better

Clarke shrugged “People believe the tattoos mean something, and so they convince themselves they feel that way. No offense guys.” she said jerking her head at Octavia and Lincoln.

“None take” he said “we were together before all this” Octavia nodding along with too much bread in her mouth.

Lexa looked like she was about to scream “So you mean to tell me that you don't think there’s any significance in people's blood type changing, their genetics mutating? You think that's all what? Coincidental?! Unimportant?”

“Of course not”

“Thank God”

“It probably mean tons of new research material for genetic disorder specialists.”

Lexa’s face got so red and Clarke lived for moments like these “You- genetic- I- fucking-” Lexa spluttered before throwing her hands up “I don't even know why I try.”

“But God knows it’s so entertaining when you do. Look, just because couples feel closer doesn't mean they actually are.” she said adding insult to injury by toasting Lexa.

“Don't worry, Lex. Clarke’s just scared that she’ll get one and become her mom’s new lab rat” Raven said adjusting her large sunglasses and smirking.

“Her what?” Bellamy asked from where he was trying to beat his sister in amount of rolls consumed in an hour.

Clarke groaned “Ugh, don't remind me, shes obsessed.”

Raven said “Doctor Griffin has volunteered to head Arkadia Hospital's new soulmate tattoo research team”

“Which reminds me, she actually asked if you two could stop by the hospital so she can see the marks for herself and probably ask to run tests.” Clarke said reluctantly, turning to Lincoln and Octavia.

“Sure, why not? I’m free. How bout you babe?” Octavia asked him

“Yeah, might as well figure out whose blood type reigns supreme in this relationship.” He replied nudging her shoulder playfully.

She rolled her eyes “We’ll stop by this afternoon around two.”

Clarke nodded “I’ll text her.”

The group eventually finished up their brunch and left the restaurant, Octavia and Lincoln to the hospital, Raven to go make something explode, and Bellamy to watch her, leaving Clarke alone with her least favorite person.

For lack of anything else to do, they started the short walk back to the apartment complex they both lived in. ( to say they had been displeased to find out they were neighbors was an understatement,)

It was quiet which was fantastic. Only the sound of their swishing sundresses kept them company. It was funny, because when they weren’t arguing, Clarke actually found Lexa’s stoic presence rather grounding, safe. Maybe it was an association thing. During Octavia's parties, Clarke and Lexa usually found themselves drunk on the bathroom floor at 4 am (the registered safe time for spilling your guts both literally and figuratively) having one of their rare “deep chats” it was the only time their friends didn't have to pull them off each others throats, and Clarke would only admit this with a gun to her head, but that was always her favorite part of the party. Everyone had a drunk buddy. Lexa was hers. Clarke thought she had held Lexa’s hair back while she puked enough times to earn the title.

Lexa interrupted Clarke's thoughts and by saying quietly “I think they would have been soulmates.”

Clarke played dumb “who?”

“Your parents.” she answered “that's why you're so against the whole tattoo thing. You’re angry they’ll never know, but I believe they would have been.” Clarke's dad had died three years ago in an automobile accident. The other driver was drunk but he survived. Jake Griffin didn’t.

Clarke felt her throat tighten “You don't know what I feel”

Lexa raised a hand to Clarke's denim covered shoulder which was immediately shrugged off “Its ok to be angry about the missed moments, Clarke. Your feelings don’t make you weak”

“Yeah?” she spat “what do you know, Lexa? You push your feelings down so far no one knows you have them. It’s a good thing Costia left before this whole thing. You would have been the first soulmate ever to feel nothing for your partner.” it was a low blow but Clarke was touchy about her dad. She saw Lexa draw into herself and regretted every word. When Costia left it was messy, she had been an integral part of their group and Lexa’s girlfriend all through high school. A year into college she transferred to Azgeda U. She and Lexa tried to do long distance but it was hard and eventually Costia broke it off and never came back to Arkadia. When she had broken it off she had told Lexa that it was because she didn't feel like Lexa felt anything for her anymore. Lexa was crushed.

Green eyes hardened “Fine. Message received.” she said, storming past Clarke into the building.

“Lexa…” she tried but it fell flat as the door slammed leaving her on the sidewalk alone

Chapter 2 is up on AO3

[grayisholi]

@ the DND ask game: ALL OF THOSE QUESTIONS, I CAN'T CHOOSE!! XD (or if not that, the ones you rlly wanna do!!

BOY OH BOY OH BOYIve been answering these throughout the day and I’m too lazy to reread the full document so sorry if I’ve left gaps or whatever but here it is! All 35 questions about dnd! Matt you unstoppable Madman.

1. A favorite character you have played.

You can’t just make me pick between my children!!! I think I might have to say Atticus Sallow, my faeborn bloodhunter, partially because he’s like 100% homebrew content which I LIVE for, but also because he’s probably the most kinda self-insert character I’ve ever played? Almost became the kinda angsty, brooding asshole character before he was like “get your shit together” and learned that loving people isn’t so bad.

2. Your favorite character that someone else has played.

I almost, ALMOST had the pleasure of DMing for @no-more-good-omens and their character was gonna be SO RAD and I’m a little heartbroken he never came to be. A half-drow paladin of Vecna, pretending to be your typical good and wholesome paladin? Dude, I love that kinda two faced backstabbing in a player. It’s such a shame it never came to anything (although if yall still wanna play hmu ;))

3. Your favorite side quest.

Ooh, there’s been so many good ones. Probably when i was playing as Adrian Smirks and went off on a tangent to rescue his brother ? That was the first time I ever got to see Adrian’s more raw and emotional side beneath the suave mask he wears and it was fun to explore his character in that way ^.^

4. Your current campaign.

That I’m DMing? It started inspired by Guy Fawkes and was gonna be “your party blows up parliament” but I got bored of following historical accuracy so it ended up being “blow up the palace in a magical city that just happens to be called London”. I accidentally wrote myself into a hole with this campaign tho, so once they’ve finished this arc I’m handing over the DM hat to my sister @philosophical-wanton because she seems to love it and I kinda miss being a player lmao. I can’t wait for it.

5. Favorite NPC.That I’ve written? Probably Hai Shen, the youngest son of a group of circus performers who were killed and the party got blamed for their murder. He had such a great attitude and his dynamics with the party kicked ass. And the twist that he was actually dead the whole time and it was his soul that had stayed behind to help solve his family’s murder? ICONIC.

6. Favorite death (monster, player character, NPC, etc).

NPC death would probably be Hai Shen, actually. After the party had brought the real killers (A cult to the demon Prince Orcus) to justice, Hai’s time on earth had come to an end. He had really beautiful moment with the party before being reunited with his family. Alternatively, the time I broke my entire party’s hearts? “Artagan’s staff comes cracking into Ellios’ chest, forcing him onto the ground. Artagan raises his sceptre in hand, pointing it menacingly at the young prince. And for the first time, you see him. Like, REALLY see him. He’s not the strong and powerful leader you’ve all come to know him as, he’s not Prince Ellios of the Four Realms. He’s just a boy. A boy who is much too young to be involved in such a grand scheme. And the fear in his eyes. You see the fear he’s managed to keep buried for so long, finally coming to the surface. And then? You don’t see anything, aside from his cold body hitting the ground.” I got punched three times for that moment, but GOD was it worth it.

7. Your favorite downtime activity.

Like in game? A healthy lil bit of vandalising the local law enforcement buildings is always a good time.

8. Your favorite fight/encounter.

Aw man, how can I pick ? I gotta say, that one time we, a level 6 party, managed to take down two earth elementals was pretty rad. The DM kind of expected it to be one of those encounters that we saw and immediately tried to run from, but what she didn’t take into account was that ALL of us had chaotic alignments so we just went crazy. The DM was rolling really badly (thank God) and we were getting really creative (“I use the produce flame centripetal to light my bottle of ale on fire and create a molotov cocktail” “you do WHAT”) and after like an HOUR we won and it was amazing. The rush I got from that victory was better than any drug my dood.

9. Your favorite thing about D&D.

I know I say it a lot, but I legit can’t choose. There’s so many great things about ttrpgs that a lot of people don’t really think of. The creative fulfilment I get from a session is incomparable, the friendships you can build that you couldn’t form in any other way. And like, not to get too real for a sec here, but I grew up with undiagnosed autism and didn’t understand how a lot of social situations worked, and DnD was such a good mechanic for me to try communicating with people without many real world consequences, and I appreciate that experience so much. It’s just such a great thing my dood.

10. Your favorite enemy and the enemy you hate the most.

Can they be the same thing lmao? I mean, I’m obviously partial to Count Cassius, the vampire lord that Adrian slept with lmao. I also always appreciate a good beholder, until I get hit with three disintegration rays IN A ROW.

11. How often do you play and how often would you ideally like to play?

We’ve got kind of a monthly schedule with my main campaign, and I manage to get a couple online games in-between them, but honestly I’d kill to be the kind of group that got together every weekend.

12. Your in game inside jokes/memes/catchphrases and where they came from.

Oh MAN. “I say we do this.” “Yeah, but that’s coming from the guy who decided to tie 3 50ft ropes together to escape the palace.” “iT wOrKeD dIdN’t iT ???” i.e that time I forgot I gave the gnome rogue flying boots so when I planned for them to get arrested at the palace, they managed to escape by tying their ropes together, sending the gnome with it to the top and climbing the wall. I had to improvise the rest of the session. Also “FLINTON BELINDA SKINTON” bc as a role-play exercise I got my party to come up with rumours about their characters and the gnome rogue called Flint AKA Flinton B Skinton decided that one of their rumours was that the B stood for Belinda, and it was GLORIOUS.

13. Introduce your current party.

My current group consists of Flinton B Skinton, gnome rogue. He’s a quick-fingered, silver-tongued gay disaster who can sell anything to anyone. He’s a charming flirt, and a veritable genius in his own right. Kava Daardendrian, dragonborn ranger who loves nothing in life more than her animal companion - her pig Snortin Norton. She’s fun and sassy and shameless, she’s great. There’s Sparks, the fire Genasi Monk, and full embodiment of a disaster lesbian. She drinks, fights, and gets laid, and doesn’t deal with her problems in healthy ways. An icon. And finally Milo, the halfling Bard who falls in love at the drop of a hat and just wants everyone to get along. I call them “The Shenanigang” and I love them.

14. Introduce any other parties you have played in or DM-ed.

A party I joined late? We had Sylvia Moondrop, the half elf sorcerer who was just trying to get along with everyone despite what the world seemed to want. Orland the half orc bard who was just trying to shake off the Barbarian stereotype his family left him with. Rose Morleen, air Genasi fighter who was literally born to kick ass and take names. I joined as Mason Terrai, the Earth Genasi Alchemist with a perchance for explosives. The very definition of chaotic neutral.

15. Do you have snacks during game times?

Of COURSE. What manic wouldn’t ?

16. Do you play online or in person? Which do you prefer?

I used to play online a LOT back before I had friends who were into dnd, but I VASTLY prefer playing in person. The chemistry that’s built not only amongst the players, but also the actual characters themselves is unparalleled. It’s just such a great experience.

17. What are some house rules that your group has?

Anyone can attempt anything, the only restriction is the dice. Don’t question the DM unless it’s out of session, then bully the dm on the groupchat until he’s so pissed off he gives you inspiration just to get you to shut up. And also canon lore and canon rules are bullshit when it’s convenient. That’s about it

18. Does your party keep any pets?

Our ranger, God bless her, has her pack pig Snortin Norton, sold to her by one Flinton B Skinton. And Flint really wants a monkey, he’s been trying to find one for ages.

19. Do you or your party have any dice superstitions?

Not really ? I’m the kind guy that if my dice rolls a 1 I will bench it for a bit, but tbh all my dice are cursed af and I’ve kinda just learned to roll with it by making my characters canonically terrible at everything lmao.

20. How did you get into D&D? How long have you been playing?

Aw man I can’t remember when or how, it’s been so long. I had a couple friends who were kinda into it, but all the games they tried to run were complete disasters. I only really started playing I’m the past year or so? Maybe a little more ? Adrian was my first character, and he was a very RP heavy character in a party of tanks and they all hated him but MAN was it fun.

21. Have you ever regretted something your character has done?

Oh all the time. One time my character was careless and didn’t check for traps on a legendary artefact and it lead to the death of a party member. One time my character got angry at his party and walked out. My characters don’t make good decisions, but that’s part of the fun.

22. What color was your first dragon?

White! I thought it was silver at first and went to go say hi, and it clawed me within half my HP straight away lmao.

23. Do you use premade modules or original campaigns?

Oh dude, original all the way. I live for that shit.

24. How much planning/preparation do you do for a game?

Depends on the session, but usually a good few hours, couple of days if I’m DMing.

25. What have your players done that you never could have planned for?

“You wake up in a mysterious forest. The strained autumn sun shines through the trees. The only thing you can see it each other, the trees, and an old sign post leading to a path that says "Myrrill” on it. What do you do?“ "We walk in the opposite direction of the sign deeper into the forest.” “…of course you do.”

26. What was your favorite scene to write and show your characters.

I wrote a full carnival show one time for them to watch, and then it got derailed when a horrific monster attacked. But writing all the characters and their acts, and watching my players get entranced as I described it ? Magical, my dood.

27. Do you allow homebrew content?

I live and breathe homebrew content. I don’t know what my games would be without it. I LOVE homebrew.

28. How often do you use NPCs in a party?

I make some pretty sick characters if I do say so myself, so I throw them in a LOT.

29. Do you prefer RP heavy sessions or combat sessions?

Oh dude, role play all the way. Fighting and killing stuff is great, but role-play is just so good. We can go from laughing with a bartender to crying over a backstory reveal and it’s just beautiful.

30. Are your players diplomatic or murder hobos?

Depends on the party, but i find the best players are a little bit of both XD

31. What is your favorite class? Favorite race?

Official ? I’m a fan of the hexblade warlock? Bards are always a good call, and to be real playing monks make me feel like an absolute badass. Race wise, there are just so many. If we’re only talking players handbook stuff, half elf is always rad. Outside of that? I’ve been researching the Shadar-Kai lately and I’m LIVING. They’re so rad.

32. What role do you like to play the most? (Tank/healer/etc?)

What would you call the disaster gay? I don’t really gear my characters towards usefulness in combat, so it’s just whatever the class happens to lend itself to.

33. How do you write your backstory, or do you even write a backstory?

I usually write my character, personality, backstory, alignment etc, before I even pick a class or even a race. I basically just make OCs and apply them to dnd rules, and it’s SO much fun. 10/10, would recommend.34. Do you tend pick weapons/spells for being useful or for flavor?

FLAVOUR. My party usually hates me, but what I lack in combat utility I more than make up for in creative out of combat skill checks XD.

35. How much roleplay do you like to do?

Boi, I even RP my combat, and the great thing is it rubs off on my party too. I’ll have a really low initiative and everyone else will be like “I attack and do 10 points of damage” but then on my round I’m like “I use my staff to leap across the battlefield towards the opponent and launch out with a spinning kick to their jaw” and everyone else is like “oh, okay, that’s what we’re doing.” and the battle becomes so much more dynamic and cinematic, it’s amazing !

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Ignore this post

Seriously, it’s just another crappy questionnaire, butijustfuckinglovedoingthemsohelpmegodARGH.

blame @arcturuz for tagging me :P

You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?

Well...this is awkward. Hello boss!

What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?

I’ve trapped him and he’ll never escape my clutches 0_0

If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?

THAT IS VERY NAUGHTY, gimme some.

Is your last name longer than six letters?

....seemingly not!

Was your last kiss drunk or sober?

boringly sober

Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

probably

What does your last received text say?

“Cheers Sam”

How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

Many.

Where was your last kiss at?

Our living room :3

When is the last time you saw your sister?

Don’t have a sis

What do you drink in the morning?

Coffee/tea/energy drink

Where did you sleep last night?

IIn my bed?

Do you think relationships are hard?

Can be, but if it’s right you’ll make it work!

If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?

Go to an NHS dentist rather than the convenient private one over the road, GOODBYE MONEY 

You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?

He steals my cigarettes.

Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

Raaaaaain <3

Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?

Yes! Jayne is common as muck.

Are you wearing jeans, sweatpants, or pajama pants?

Jammies :3

Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

I fucking hope so. I changed the locks so he can’t get out.

Does anyone like you?

Probably not. But fuck it!

Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?

eeeeeeeer....yes!

Is the last person you kissed gay?

Nope.

Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

Copious amounts of people.

Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

Have one! Srsly want the spn anti-possession tat tho....

In the past week have you cried?

Yup. It’s a frequent occurence. WOO

What breed was the last dog you saw?

I saw a Springer Spaniel outside work and it nearly killed me coz it looked soooo much like my Cookie baby who I miss so damn hard...

Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

People dry IN the shower?

Have you ever kissed a football player?

No...

Do you think you’re old?

I guess I’m not, but I feel like I’m getting there XD

Do you like text messaging?

Talking on the phone involves trying to sound chripy. Which I can’t deal with.

What type of day are you having?

Sleepy. Oh that’s everyday...

Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

Nah.

Do you prefer warm or cold weather?

Cooooold. Get all snuggly and cuddles and UMF.

Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

Benji (the one whom I have trapped), my dad, bro and nephew

Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?

Flings are fun but a relationship is bliss.

Are you a simple or complicated person?

Nobody is simple.

What song are you listening to?

Linkin Park - What I’ve Done

When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?

Well yeah, or I wouldn’t say it. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?

I’m a woman of mystery! *cloak swish* What made you start liking the person you like now?

There isn’t like one thing...it just happened. He’s a special awesome squishy. When did you last receive a text message?

Couple of hours ago? IDK What is wrong with you right now?

Jensen Ackles is NOT between my legs. How well do you know the last female you texted?

The mother, so rather well. Does anyone disgust you?

I could make a ten page list. Would you date someone right now if they asked?

Already got someone, so I’m cool thanks. Are you in a good mood right now?

I’m not at work, so yeah why not! Who was the last person you talked to in person?

Bunjamin

What color shirt are you wearing?

Uncharacteristically pink Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?

I’m now doing a 12 hour shift tomorrow. Anyone you’re giving up on?

Nah. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?

Nope!

Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?

Yup! Do you like rain?

Yiiiis provided I don’t have to go anywhere Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

I’m more worried about my own drinking! Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?

Yis. Do you like to cuddle?

Who doesn’t? Are you shy?

I apparently give off the persona that I’m not but trust me, I’m constantly shitting bricks. Do you get along with girls?

*shrugs* I try to get along with anyone Have you dated the person you texted last?

HELL NO What do you carry with you at all times?

Fags and phone If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? 

Easily! Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?

Current relationship going on longer than 4 years, so yeah. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?

I refer you to the previous question. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?

Duh! Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?

The kitten keeps using me as a climbing frame

How old are the last three people you kissed?

He’s 29. I have kissed noone else. I’m not going back 4 years.

Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?    

Get Mercy to do them XD Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?    

....No. Do you have any stickers on your car?    

I think I require a car for this question. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?    

Um... next!

Blackberry, Android, or iPhone?    

Android When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?    

God knows Do you like diet soda?    

Near enough any soda. What color are the walls in your room?    

Rented flat so everything is like...beige/white Are you 16 or older?    

A decade fucking older... Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?    

No. Do you have a job?    

Unfortunately.   What are your initials?    

SJK Did you ever have braces?    

Nu. Are you from the south?    

Northern England!

What does your last status on facebook say?    

Probs some shit old meme Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?    

Nope. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?    

Mum Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?    

HAHAHA no, but the image is entertaining. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?    

Uuuuh... I dont know? Brain keeps sayng Deadpool but I’m positive we’ve been since. (we don’t get out much)

Do you smoke?    

Yis. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?    

Easily flip-flops, can’t do heels Is your phone touch screen?    

Yeah Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?    

I just blow dry and see what happens Have you ever snuck out of your house?    

Once when I was young. It didn’t go well. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?    

Pool. It’s clean. Have you ever made out in a car?    

Yea boiiiiiii Had sex in a car?    

No. *sulk* Are you single or in a relationship?    

You’re asking this now? What were you doing last night at midnight?    

Failing to sleep. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?    

New Years Do you like the camera on your phone?    

Ye I guess Have you ever had a friend with benefits?    

*snerk* a long time ago. Have you ever passed out from drinking?    

Yup.  Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?    

I was but I got rid. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?    

HAHAHAHA ooooh lordy. Name your favorite Kesha song:    

...

Do you have any tan lines right now?    

I live in England. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?    

Good luck getting me in shorts

FEEL FREE TO STEAL THIS IF YOU WANT

[tumblueberry]

OC Interview

RULES

1. PICK ONE OF YOUR CHARACTERS

2. FILL IN THE QUESTIONS/STATEMENTS AS IF YOU ARE BEING INTERVIEWED FOR AN ARTICLE AND YOU WERE YOUR MUSE.

3. TAG  PEOPLE TO DO THIS MEME.

Stole this from @queen-scribbles​ and @galagraphia​ because they did it for their Watchers in PoE and I want in too :) Not gonna tag any of you guys, but if you have a Watcher too I’d love to hear from them!<3

1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

It’s Arianna.

2. WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME?

Ah, do you want the whole thing...? I’d be called Arianna dels Clau when my mother lived, so if you need a surname, feel free to use that.

3. DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU WERE CALLED THAT?

I never asked my mother, but she never told me we had any relatives with the same name or if it meant anything for her, so I guess she just liked it. Clau, though, comes from the fact that my parents kept the keys of most of the stuff whe had around the caravans. They made sure everything was safe... kind of like housekeepers but on the road? Never used that name myself, I left the caravan when mother passed away.

4. ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN?

Before this goes further, I’m not open to flirting with strangers, thanks for your interest.

But yeah, single.

5. HAVE ANY ABILITIES OR POWERS?

HAH! *coughs* Guess I am pretty good at giving people hope and keeping bad guys away, besides the fact that now I can read souls and talk to the dead not only because I’m a priest of Berath.

6. STOP BEING A GARY STU.

Weary stew...? Or... is that Glanfathan? I’m sorry, I can’t speak that language. We can talk in Vailian if you want to, though!

7. WHAT’S YOUR EYE COLOR?

Brown, as you can see *smiles warmly*

8. HOW ABOUT YOUR HAIR COLOR?

Brown also! If you’re asking because you see some parts slightly lighter that’s caused by so many hours walking under the sun. That can damage your hair pretty badly... and I haven’t been very careful lately...

9. HAVE YOU ANY FAMILY MEMBERS?

None that I know of. Father passed away when I was a kid, mother followed him a few years ago and left the caravan after that... I guess they were kind of a family for a while, but no relatives left, no.

10. OH? WHAT ABOUT PETS?

Oh, good! I like to talk about our pets. They ours, all of the team takes care of them, their our responsibility! How can you leave those poor creatures on their own? These are dark times, animals suffer the most... So far we’ve resqued a few dogs, I let Éder take care of them because he loves them so much, it’s adorable! But I keep a couple of spiders, a little white dragon and two cats. I make sure all are taken care of play with them when we have some time. I can’t wait to finish the reforms at Caed Nua so they all have their on little beds, toys and plenty of space to play and sleep and be happy!

11.  NOW TELL ME ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DON’T LIKE.

Hmm. I don’t like bullies and liars. I try to forgive and give second chances, but when it’s others who are suffering I can’t be that... grey. I also don’t like to walk under the rain.

12. DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES/ACTIVITIES YOU LIKE DOING?

Playing with our pets! Taking naps by the fire in my room at Caed Nua, listening to Kana’s music, and dancing! I like helping around at this... home we’re building together, fixing doors, painting walls, all that stuff... It’s relaxing.

13. EVER HURT ANYONE BEFORE?

Sadly, yes. I guess you could add that to the list of things I don’t like.

14. EVER….KILLED ANYONE BEFORE?

Yes. Not for pleasure. Never.

15. WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU?

Er... I guess if I had to pick an animal I relate to the most, I don’t know, I like dogs?

16. NAME YOUR WORST HABITS.

Some people say I shouldn’t ask so many questions. Others say I shouldn’t be so nice to strangers, or give them money, or turn down the money they want to give me after I find their stuff in the woods. What I SAY is that I shouldn’t talk to Berath while I’m on the bathroom or wash the blood out of my clothes before I go to talk to people... especially at little towns where people can get very scared of, you know, strangers bathed in blood.

17. DO YOU LOOK UP TO ANYONE AT ALL?

Mother. She was the kindest person I’ve ever known. As well as the priest I learned the most of when I left the caravan. I aspire to be as kind hearted and selfless, to keep the balance in the world, to help others.

18. GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BISEXUAL?

*Takes a long breath* And I thought we were getting deep with the questions. As I said before: I’m not open to flirting with strangers, it makes me feel uncomfortable and it’s creepy. But yeah, I guess I like men...?

19. DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL?

Haven’t been in any. I learnt everything from the adults when I lived on the road and then had to read a lot and learnt a lot of other stuff when I left it and joined the priests of Berath.

20. DO YOU EVER WANT TO MARRY AND HAVE KIDS ONE DAY?

I... uhm. Hmf. I never really found it apealing but who knows. I see why people would like to do it, though, so... If I ever find a nice man who’d want to, perhaps?

21. DO YOU HAVE ANY FANBOYS/FANGIRLS?

Nah, I don’t think so. Uhm. Now that I think about it, people is starting to recognize me on the street of some towns and some roads, that’s weird.

22. WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF?

And back to the deep questions! Heh! *sigh* I guess I’m afraid of losing myself to this Watcher thing. I’ve seen what an awakening can do to people, I wouldn’t like to experience it in my own flesh. Losing your mind like that... Losing the ones I love, the friends I’ve met in this crazy journey, too. I’m not very fond of losing things I cherish as you can see.

23. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY WEAR?

Something practical and personal enough to feel comfortable in it. My armor for my travels, good pair of shoes for walking, warm clothes when it’s cold... but I’m not afraid of pretty dresses, bows and lace either! One can look nice and kick bandits’ asses. Although I don’t recommend kicking asses while wearing heels.

24. DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE?

No... no? I mean I love our pets! And my new friends. They’ve helped me so much through all this crazyness. It’s nice to have them arround. Especially Aloth and Éder, they’ve been there from the very beginning of my travels in these lands and haven’t left me yet, must be a good sign, right? Hahah! I hope it is. Well, I hope he- theeey don’t leave me. Next question!

25. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WET YOURSELF?

*Looks into the interviewers eyes and raises a brow in silence* [Estoic].

....

....

When I was 5 maybe? I don’t know, man. If this is the direction the interview is going I rather go back to think about my feelings, thanks.

26. WELL, IT’S NOT OVER YET!

*Looks into the interviewers eyes and raises a brow in silence AGAIN* [Estoic].

27. WHAT CLASS ARE YOU? (HIGH CLASS, MIDDLE CLASS, LOW CLASS)

Hah. Living on the road for most of my life I guess I’m low class. Or was. With all this stuff about Caed Nua people is starting to call me LADY Arianna, isn’t it weird? But it’s nice, really, I’m not complaining, hahaha!

28. HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE?

Now? So many! I’m meeting the most interesting people in my travels, never thought I’d do so well on my own. Especially after all that... accident with the first caravan I worked with in these lands... But things aren’t that bad now! I’m learning a lot from all my friends and I couldn’t wish for better company! *Looks at Durance* Well... most of times.

29. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON PIE?

All of them are perfect and I’d like one, please and thank you.

30. FAVOURITE DRINK?

Water if I’m thirsty, anything if I want to get drunk.

31. WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE?

Oh I used to love when we traveled near a beach, I like the sound of the waves. But now that we are re-building Caed Nua, I think I like to go to the towers and look at the place. Just be there and look at that piece of land. And my room there, I never thought it would be so nice to have one. I feel relaxed and safe surrounded by my friends there.

32. ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SOMEONE~

No...? No. Nah, I don’t think so, I can’t, I don’t think, I mean, it’s not like it’s happening anyways so why bother? He’s got nice eyes, that’s all, I don’t have a crush, hahahahahaha. No.

33. WHAT’S YOUR BRA CUP SIZE AND/OR HOW BIG IS YOUR WILLY?

Okay, dear, I don’t like to be harsh but asking those questions is rude, you may make people uncomfortable, like it’s the case, or furious, like it might be the case in a few minutes if you don’t stop. Next question?

34. WOULD YOU RATHER SWIM IN THE LAKE OR THE OCEAN?

No THIS question I like! Definitely the ocean. The beach is still on of my favourite places to go, and almot any beach is perfect to go for a swim. It was very nice to be near the coast when we traveled to Defiance Bay.

35. WHAT’S YOUR TYPE?

Of what? OH! Back at it, I see. I... like men with pretty eyes and pretty hair, I guess. Someone I can enjoy a quiet time at the library? Share some thoughts and drinks? Someone who appreciates my silence too, sometimes I rather keep to myself. He’s- should be okay with my, ehr, condition, I suppose. Next question?

36. ANY FETISHES?

I’m a priest of Berath but I’m not very fond of fetishes. Wait, what do you- Ah. No.

37. SEME OR UKE? TOP OR BOTTOM? DOMINANT OR SUBMISSIVE?

Again, I’m Vailian, I don’t- I’m not good with other languages really. About the rest of this weird question, I’m not answering,dear, that’s also very rude.

38. CAMPING OR INDOORS?

That’s better. I suppose I can say that technically I’ve been camping my whole life, so that’s the default for me. Although if you think a caravan can be considered “indoors” then definitely I prefer to sleep indoors. Nowadays I’m getting used to sleep at inns or my own room. I’m not complaining! Hahah!

39. ARE YOU WANTING THE QUIZ TO END?

I don’t mean to be rude, dear, but I think we’ve talked for long enough and some questiong were a bit out of place, to be honest, so I think we can part ways and go back to work. So much to do! So little time! Thanks for your time, ask for whatever you need at the exist, have a nice day!

[sindycate]

1-104

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?

How drunk were we and can we do it again???

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?

We’re dating

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?

I don’t think I would really mind

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?

No, it’s only 5 letters

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?

Drunk

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

Oh lordy yall don’t even know

7. What does your last received text say?

Meet me at 7

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

A considerable amount

9. Where was your last kiss at?

Lips

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?

About a week ago

11. What do you drink in the morning?

A shot of rum and some orange juice

12. Where did you sleep last night?

The floor

13. Do you think relationships are hard?

Extremely

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?

I would literally do anything in the world to be able to go back 5 months

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?

Not really

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

Rainy

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?

I actually don’t have a middle name

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?

Jeans

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

I don’t actually

20. Does anyone like you?

I don’t believe so

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?

Yes

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?

I don’t think so

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

There’s a couple of people

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

There’s two I’m actually really thinking about getting

25. In the past week have you cried?

On a daily

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?

Pit bull

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

In the shower

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?

No

29. Do you think you’re old?

Yes

30. Do you like text messaging?

Yes

31. What type of day are you having?

I’m having a terrible day actually

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

No

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?

Cold

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

Very much so

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?

Relationship

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?

Simple

37. What song are you listening to?

Goldie by Asap Rockie

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?

I do39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?

I thought that there was, but I don’t believe so anymore40. What made you start liking the person you like now?

Their eyes41. When did you last receive a text message?

5 seconds ago42. What is wrong with you right now?

A lot43. How well do you know the last female you texted?

Pretty well44. Does anyone disgust you?

A couple of people45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?

I’m currently in a relationship46. Are you in a good mood right now?

Not particularly47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?

My boss48. What color shirt are you wearing?

Pink49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?

No50. Anyone you’re giving up on?

A little51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?

No, I’m still extremely in love with them

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?

Yes53. Do you like rain?

I love the rain 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

I do not55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?

A couple of times 56. Do you like to cuddle?

I love to cuddle57. Are you shy?

Unfortunately 58. Do you get along with girls?

I do59. Have you dated the person you texted last?

I have not 60. What do you carry with you at all times?

A knife 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?

I would 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?

I do 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?

I was 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?

I think it’s cute65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?

I saw a little dog sneeze

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?

19, 20, 18

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?    

I don’t think I’m ever going to do anything to my nails other than bite them68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?  

Zebra???  69. Do you have any stickers on your car?    

I have an elgato gaming sticker and a yeti sticker70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?   

Lil Wayne 71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone?    

iPhone72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?    

Two days ago73. Do you like diet soda?    

Hell no74. What color are the walls in your room?    

Tan75. Are you 16 or older?    

I’m 2076. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?    

I used to77. Do you have a job?    

I do 78. What are your initials?    

OS79. Did you ever have braces?    

I do not80. Are you from the south?    

I’m from the northeast

81. What does your last status on facebook say?    

It’s honestly just a bunch of memes 82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?    

I wish83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?    

My mom84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?  

Nope  85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?    

Fist Fight and it was great!86. Do you smoke?    

On occasion87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?    

Flip Flops88. Is your phone touch screen?    

Yes89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? 

Straight?   90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?   

A couple of times 91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?    

Pool92. Have you ever made out in a car?    

YES!93. …Had sex in a car?    

YES!94. Are you single or in a relationship?    

In a relationship95. What were you doing last night at midnight? 

Crying into a bowl of blue bell   96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?   

Two weeks ago 97. Do you like the camera on your phone?    

Yes98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? 

No   99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?   

Too many times 100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?    

No101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?    

Yes102. Name your favorite Kesha song:    

Tik ToK103. Do you have any tan lines right now?

Nope    104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? 

Probably not