#sorry but. hes it.
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sparklebyte Ā· 14 days ago
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ā€œhereā€™s what we know about the uhc shooterā€
WRONG! He is a suspect and we should treat him as such. He should be treated as innocent until proven guilty, not guilty until proven innocent. Heā€™s a person of interest not the killer. I donā€™t care what the media or authorities are saying, heā€™s a human being who deserves a fair trial and deserves to be treated as innocent until proven otherwise.
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razzafrazzle Ā· 4 months ago
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Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)
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dsmsix Ā· 7 months ago
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thought I was muted and just had this exchange with a coworker on a zoom call
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noamglompsky Ā· 26 days ago
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ERASE the plot of the whole series from your minds. theyā€™re living a calm regular life and have their own jayviks to obsess over.
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kiryuing Ā· 8 months ago
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molynomials Ā· 27 days ago
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jayvik designs so iconic they only lasted one episode
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a-drama-addict Ā· 4 months ago
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not caring too much about a fandomā€™s favourite guy is the worst. youā€™ll think ā€œoh iā€™ll look into the tag see if anything new and coolā€™s thereā€ and itā€™s just that fucking guy again
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teaboot Ā· 4 days ago
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Sometimes I think a lot about my mom's cat
My mom's cat is a common domestic shorthair we found on the side of the road as a kitten
Regular cat, not a maine coon or one of those massive breeds. His mom was smaller than a loaf of bread
But in a sort of a Clifford The Big Red Dog situation, he grew super fast, and really really big, and took a super long time to stop growing
Worried that she was overfeeding him, she eased back his portions, but he stayed a massive round baby
When he started having kidney problems, she took him to the vet.
The vet took a look at him and said, "holy fuck, what are you feeding him", checked the nutritional listings on his chow, and told her "Yeah, maybe he's reacting badly to the amount of grain in this, try a meatier diet"
So my mom wound up special-ordering this specific high-protein prescription cat food made of like. Kangaroo meat or some shit that cost like sixty bucks a bag
And, as typical act two in an episode of House, he somehow got worse on the fancy specialized stuff that was supposed to be Primo Athlete Olympic Feline Blend
Like. WAY worse. His guts were inflamed and his kidneys were shutting down and he was all sore and HE WAS STILL HUGE, just miserable and sad
So shetook him back to the vet, where they had to help him pee (he was apparently close to bursting and had some kind of blockage too) and went "Yeah no this is NOT normal and we don't know what's going on, we're gonna do some tests but in the meantime you should go back to what he was eating before, at least that wasn't actively killing him" so she did
And he still wasn't great, but he also improved
And so they take his blood and do an ultrasound and a couple g's later she gets a call back like "this is gonna sound crazy, but we want you to put him on a low-meat diet. Just the least amount of protein and iron and shit. We need you to find the grainiest, filler-iest dollar tree kibble available and give him some of that bad bad shit"
And my mother is a woman of science. So she did
And he GOT BETTER
His energy picked back up, inflammation went down, he started drinking normally again, got back to pissing like a fuckin champion
And so it turns out that out of all the random ass freeway bonus cats we possibly could have scooped out of a ditch, WE got the one-in-a-million freak of nature with a SPECIFIC genetic defect that means a paleo protein free range diet is essentially poison and he THRIVES on cheap ass garbage
Like. He medically NEEDS junk food
I dont really understand how that works, but i cant argue with results.
If we had four of him, they'd outweigh my mom. And he's FINE
Also blind, but that's unrelated
Im not using him as a symbol or a metaphor or anything. I just keep catching myself thinking about my mom's Big Fucking Cat
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allagashed Ā· 9 months ago
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whenever i say ā€œscreaming crying throwing upā€ this is what i mean
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bakedbeanchan Ā· 9 months ago
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random fire nation diplomat #492 will never understand the complex and fucked up relationship between the water siblings like I do šŸ™„
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daftmooncretin Ā· 1 year ago
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spockā€™s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.
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for reference jimā€™s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing
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paintedcrows Ā· 1 month ago
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Revelations - Little peek at a longer continuation to my Stan & Bill accidental internet buddies comic!
After the reveal, Stan initially doesn't want to tell Ford his (former) internet best friend was Bill Cipher, because he doesn't want him to worry. Stan later doesn't want to tell Ford because he (and Bill) would rather die.
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noodles-and-tea Ā· 3 months ago
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I donā€™t know if itā€™s just because of Alexā€™s personal voice quirks or whatever but Bill and Stan talk in quite a similar manner and my personal head canon is that Bill does it on purpose to mess with Ford :(
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jakemoogle Ā· 4 months ago
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This has to be the funniest and my favourite community note thus far on this stupid app
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seagiri Ā· 8 months ago
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when did this happen???
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blaithnne Ā· 1 month ago
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Live Mel reaction
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