#sorry but i'm mad

[r0tting-rat]

Why do I keep seeing everyone being weirded out by Nosferatu. Y'all bitches are all sooo fucking in love with the dark academia aesthetic old book/old library aesthetic literature student aethetic gothic scholar aesthetic and whatever shit tiktok comes up with until? actual gothic shit shows up? What the fuck did u expect from the retelling of a gothic story. Why are u mad that that stuff is uncanny, weird, uncomfortable, creepy, morally complex and gross? Why are u mad that it's sexual? We are talking about a VAMPIRE. OF COURSE IT'S SEXUAL.

Twilight fried yall brains good god.

[v88sy]

Not all these Rump voters regretting their decisions...

[taimanzano]

One of one. One, alone, one.

[gingermintpepper]

I think, perhaps one of the funniest things to come from EPIC popularising the Odyssey is that now a ton of people think Poseidon wanted to kill Odysseus.

In the Odyssey, Poseidon has no intention of killing Odysseus. In fact, part of the whole reason Zeus lets Poseidon do whatever he wants even though he thinks Odysseus is rad and should get to kiss his wife is explicitly because Poseidon had no intentions of killing Odysseus. Poseidon wanted to pay back the suffering/inconvenience blinding Polyphemus would have caused. It's a really abstract thing tbh. How do you pay back someone permanently disabling your son? Poseidon's solution was just to amputate Odysseus from his other half; i.e. Penelope. The end game was never murder, it was always an endurance race.

(Od. Book 1: Zeus reassuring Athena that he is not, in fact, a part of Odysseus Hater-Nation. Trans. Robert Fagles)

Also, for those wondering if there's any sort of in text reason for why Poseidon wasn't around in God Games - at the time in the Odyssey when Athena petitions Zeus to let Odysseus leave Calypso's island, Poseidon was -checks notes- on vacation in Ethiopia. Yep. He left to Ethiopia for a festival and thusly was very much absent for Athena's whole "please let Ody go? Please? 🥺" request.

(Od. Book 1: While Odysseus was suffering, Poseidon went to party in the east)

I am begging y'all to read the Odyssey. It's a comedy for everyone except Odysseus and Penelope who are, in fact, suffering 24/7 365.

[lazylittledragon]

what if i broke all the bones in your legs actually

[tippenfunkaport]

You know, it would be amazing if Hollywood learned the right lesson from the success of Nimona. Something like "Hey, maybe don't throw out a nearly done movie as a tax write off" or "people want queer stories" or even "don't be afraid to take some storytelling risks and be original" but you just know they're going to come away with some absolutely batshit takeaway like, "next time delete all the evidence and burn it to the ground so the gays can't make us look bad!"

[somewhereincairparavel]

gentle reminder that jason has striked a god with his blade causing him to bleed, when the god was INVISIBLE, simply based on the movement around him.

[amourningcrow]

My artbook just arrived and what do you mean they could have looked like this?? Who looked at these designs and thought: No wait, I have a better idea :)

WHO WAS IT?? COME HERE I JUST WANNA TALK

[wis-art]

I'm sorry but I'm just so angry, we really do need to include black people in queer art there is no queer history without black people I'm tired of barely seeing any black coded characters on this site. Being queer is not a white thing but it feels like it's the default on this website.

[ninthriven]

Micah-10 & Mihaylova

[1v31182m5]

[egophiliac]

so glad we finally get to see the clowns in their full clowny glory

[soup-mother]

Imagine actually fucking saying this shit in full confidence, imagine genuinely and wholeheartedly saying transmisogyny comes from people hating men. fucking idiotic. and thinking it's terf shit. yea I'm sure misogynistic men hate trans women because they hate men, yea that's really fucking smart of you isn't it? I'm sure Mens Rights Activists must be super accepting of trans women, since transmisogyny is obviously rooted in hating men, so MRA's must be super accepting, because they don't hate men. really big brain shit. yea, people hate trans women because people hate men, really fucking clever, no fucking implications in what you're saying there at all. (dripping with sarcasm). fucking dipshit

image ID: tumblr tags that read "misogyny against trans women is real and it's very prevalent in trans spaces. it stems from a hatred of men. that terfs thrive on. learn to unlearn your hatred of men. so you can really learn to love women"

[yinyuszi]

don't you love it whenever riddle does the thing™

original meme

[luvrsagony]

like as a trans man i have repeatedly had more cis women be misandrist to me and then when i tell them they're doing such their reactions are always wildly on the opposite ends of the spectrum and neither are good

one is always "how can i be misandrist when you're not a man :(((" and the other is on the complete opposite end of "yeah well you deserve it because you're a MAN and MEN don't deserve my kindness" or whatever bullshit excuse they wanna make up and it's like.. so fucking annoying.

like. sure. there are a lot of oppressive men. but i can assure you, very greatly, that your trans man friend is not immediately one of them as soon as he comes out. and i can assure you that we are not "betraying our femininity" when over half of us DIDN'T FUCKING WANT IT IN THE FIRST PLACE.

and then there's the entire can of worms of people claiming misandry and androphobia aren't even real, not to MENTION how some people shit their britches in anger when you so much as MENTION transmisandry and transandrophobia.

like, genuinely, how do you even MANAGE to have friends with how rancid you must act on the daily with fuckass opinions like these.

[madootles]

jon sims losing his mind in seasons two and three <333

the magnus archives has me in a serious chokehold right now