#sorry alex this is not about you
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pet account run by annoyed giant cat to pet account run by the goodests boy who loves his dads very muchs new line communication for f1 drivers established
#the fact that they tagged roscoe is hysterical to me#like look at what your dad was doing before you#i wish for every driver to only communicate through their pets' accounts to eachothers#albon pets#lewis hamilton#roscoe hamilton#sorry alex this is not about you#f1#jo.text
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Went through gay people withdrawals needed to feel something
#genuine midnight ramblings these ones#both were referenced if you know the photos dont worry about it#local cryptid draws#marble hornets#marble hornets fanart#brian thomas#mh brian#jay merrick#mh jay#alex kralie#mh alex#mh bray#mh brilex#sorry to ship purists i toss all of these guys at each other like barbies 24/7#what is the early 2000s if you werent making out with the homies a little bit#opaline yellowjackets#brilex
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An important thing to note about kids' shows centered around colorful horses and the magic of friendship: happy endings are not uncommon.
(Batman MLP AU)
#I’ll take ridiculously niche and self-indulgent art for 200 alex#can you guys tell who my favorite batman villain is yet#Also HOW ABOUT THAT SOLO COMIC ANNOUNCEMENT !? WHAT!?#Anyway hi batman tag. Want to look at horses again? I'm so sorry.#my art#digital art#batman#mlp#mlp fim#crossover#two face#harvey dent#gilda gold#gilda dent#bruce wayne
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Because absolutely no one asked - some thoughts and favourite moments from The Trailer
Henry's face in the paper - looks like he's just said "oh my fucking Christ" i.e. the first time Alex hears him swear!
HENRY CALLED HIM SWEETHEART (sarcastic). LOOK HOW PROUD OF HIMSELF HE IS. meanwhile Alex is just looking at him like 'this better not awaken anything in me'
Is that Shaan in the background??
Henry's camera smile vs his genuine smile mY HEART
Is this Henry's face after seeing Alex kiss Nora at midnight? My poor baby he looks so sad
'it was at this moment he realised he fucked up'
And finally more happy!Henry because my anxious neurotic sweetheart deserves only soft kind things
#a long rambling post that no one asked for sorry#not really any big deep thoughts here#just head empty happy me#say what you will about the movie#but nick and taylor have NAILED henry and alex#rwrb#red white and royal blue#rwrb movie#firstprince#casey mcquiston#alex claremont diaz#henry fox mountchristen windsor
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nothing but respect for my silly guys 🫡
#abu dhabi gp 2023#GOD KNOWS tsunoda tried and served#f1#formula 1#alex albon#yuki tsunoda#shoutout to lawson for those 2 points and sargeant’s point also#ricciardo also sorry ricciardo i forgot about you#they came they drove shitty cars and they won
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more cosplay cause I just. cannot seem to stop, it's so fun.
(working on a detailed one for someone shockingly not Alex or Haley but I didn't want to color it so I doodled this instead)
#stardew valley#sdv alex#sdv haley#come on alex would 100% show off his body and haley would like the ascot cause it was cute#it was the perfect fit for both of them#im sorry if you are like.... one of three people i keep info dumping to on discord with Thoughts and stuff about sdv#because i know two play and the third doesnt and im over there#just talking about characters that the two playing havent romanced and then also just talking about alex a lot too#so uh to the two people who i know play sdv that i talk to on discord that also follow this blog im sorry
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At this point the bully has become the bullied but he keeps coming back for more??
#whitney the bully#dol whitney#dol#degrees of lewdity#dol fanart#ddruxyart#artists on tumblr#my art#Sorry Fem!Whitney lovers I dont have a solid mental image of her yet so yall gotta make do with this Masc!Whitney#I know I said that I prefer to create character designs that work for either sex/gender bc I focus on capturing their feel & personality-#-but there ARE some exceptions and yes; Whitney is one of them. Alex is the other but I havent had the energy to do their fem version#At this point my games Whitney HAS to be into it with the amount of times he comes back for more-#- I'm really curious what his friends thoughts are on that#The lil chibi is my oc turned pc; Dee. They would be in a real unhealthy relationship if the game would allow her to do more to him#Dee; absolutely incredulous: I THOUGHT YOU AT LEAST WERE NORMAL ABOUT ME WHEN IT COMES TO THE BULLYING#He specifically has those snake bites so that he can lick the blood off of them
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Alex REALLY wanted for Miles to come to him at T in the Park 2011 (x)
#‘YOU SMILED THE ENTIRE WAY THROUGH THAT’#IS WHAT THE INTERVIEWER SAYS ABOUT HIM PLAYING 505#AND ALEX keeps on SMILING#he could NOT concentrate on that conversation#he kept looking over and pointing to where miles was#everyone needs to watch this video it rebirthed me#the way miles skips to him on stage and they walk off hugging#the way miles skips everyone and goes to alex and they hig each other and walk away together before everyone else……..#milex#t in the park#see what i mean#also if this looks like shit sorry my screen is completely fucked and i can’t see anything
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"It was never supposed to be an issue," he goes on, his voice hoarse. "I thought I could have some part of you, and just never say it, and you'd never have to know, and one day you'd get tired of me and leave, because I'm-" He stops short, and one shaking hand moves through the air in front of him in a helpless sort of gesture at everything about himself. "I never thought I'd be stood here faced with a choice I can't make, because I never… I never imagined you would love me back."
#red white and royal blue#rwrb#rwrbedit#filmedit#filmgifs#dailylgbtq#tuserlucie#tuserbea#uservalentina#idk who tag pls yell at me if you want to be tagged#first prince#alex claremont diaz#henry fox mountchristen windsor#i'm so sorry but i will be so annoying about this film#**
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CRASHES THROUGH A BRICK WALL
HI HI IM ALIVE!!!! sorry for the relative radio silence on here ;v;
on the topic of that actually!!!! finally have a proper folie a deux au update for you!! though its slightly different than expected?
me and professional buddy and fellow au creator @cookiecaker decided to share a summary of the story we're making for the au beforehand since we'll be taking a whileeee to finish it,,, got a lot of life to live and horrors to create "-v-
after this though you mayyyy or may notttt see some out of order chapter drafts posted for the story as well,,, or atleast one? eh youll see ;Pc
ANYWAYS!!!! this is gonna take a while so lets get on with...
THE FOLIE À DEUX DOAI AU
a summary!!
or story pitch? idk-
(cookie please lemme know if i miss or improperly describe anything here feel free to correct me-)
PART 1
the first three chapters follow alex just after the end of volume 1 as theyre abducted by lankmann and confined to his asylum as a "patient." eventually they get sent to winfrey as food, but winfrey refuses to eat them. theyre left to die in room 66 by lankmann for a Long While, until eventually he gives up and just puts alex back in their room
while alone in confinement, alex starts noticing strange things happening... dark patches start appearing on their skin, they get random pains as if someone were kicking them, and they hear a voice... a much clearer voice than the ones they used to hear while working in the asylum, and it seemed to be able to read their thoughts. though they originally just assumed it was due to being part of their thoughts as well, they find that they start knowing things they had no way of knowing and never learned prior to being confined. when lankmann typically entered room 66, how long hes inside, certain areas of the asylum patients found that theyd never heard of before...
this "voice" managed to help alex find a way to escape, leading to them running away and moving to another, smaller town in eastridge than the one they originally lived in to avoid lankmann's pursuit
PART 2
[ ! tw for cannibalism. yes you heard me- ! ]
so after getting far away from the asylum, alex assumes that their hallucinations and weird symptoms of... Something would wear off, since subject 02 was no where near close enough to affect them
well uh. nope! theyre still there!!
so eventually alex figures out "oh shit that thing is in my head somehow" and is obviously quite concerned!!! to say the least!!!! but theyre also oddly comforted by the idea of having The Voice in their head, since now theyre not entirely alone while on the run and i mean it helped them escape so it cant be that bad?? either way theyre not exactly excited about the whole ordeal and theyre starting to look different and theyre really hungry all the time and its not fun
so! at some point (with winfreys suggestion) alex decides to run off to another town a bit farther away just to be safe. but Uh Oh theyre all out of food!! so theyre extremely hungry, forcing themself through it so they can get food when they arrive but. they see someone in the woods while walking
and for some reason that makes them even hungrier
they try to ignore it and keep walking but they cant
and the next thing they know
theyre looking down at a person
chewing off the flesh on their leg
covered in blood
even after regaining their senses they cant stop themself from eating. it tasted... so good... they were so hungry... they felt awful but it really did taste so s o g o o d .
in a haze, they discard the body, clean themself off and reach the next town. just after unpacking in an apartment, they collapse, flooded with the emotions they fought off on the way there
the next day, alex finally confronts winfrey (or winfreys voice rather-) about all their grievances and they eventually reach an understanding, as winfrey opens up about fearing the outside of the asylum despite longing to escape through alex, so they eventually agree to let winfrey pilot their body for a few days to get a feel for how the world has changed since the time winfrey had been free
in doing so, winfrey realizes how small and helpless humans are in comparison to them and how terrified the patients they devoured mustve been. this allows them to appreciate human life (specifically alex's) much more and want to escaped in their own body to join alex outside and introduce clyde to what they learned after finding it again
while piloting alexs body, winfrey is suddenly forced back into their own after lankmann inflicts enough pain to wake them from the dissociative state that piloting alex left them in. soon after this, winfrey overcomes the fear that was originally keeping them from escaping the facility and breaks out
PART 3
this section is a lot less figured out than the rest so uhh bear with me please ;v;
essentially this couple of chapters just follows alex and winfrey as they get used to life on the run, figuring out where to go from there and how they could potentially find clyde, along with just talking face to face and getting used to that. its a weird feeling talking to someone that you share thoughts with yknow? like talking to yourself but its... not... yourself...
around the start of this section winfrey also expresses that they feel drawn to feminity as a human concept, thus being referred to with they/she from this point on in the story!! transfem winfrey yippee!!! it just makes sense in our head idk-
PART 4
alex and winfrey start noticing news broadcasts and posters asking around for a "dark figure" lurking around, as well as warnings about alex being missing from lankmanns asylum. this fuels alex's paranoia, leading them to seeing lankmanns caretakers everywhere, feeling as if theyre being watched wherever they go... until eventually their home is ambushed and theyre taken back into lankmanns custody
alex is essentially used as bait to get winfrey to come save them from the asylum, since lankmann couldnt find a solid lead on where winfrey could be. alex tries to convince her not to fall for it, since they can both tell this is what lankmanns trying to do, but winfrey eventually caves and breaks back in to help alex, getting trapped inside once again
PART 5
depsite the circumstances, winfrey and alex do their best to stay determined and keep looking for a way out, but they dont make much progress. to make matters worse, lankmann tries "live feeding" patients to alex in the same way he did with winfrey due to realizing that alex has veldigun traits and assuming that theyd have the same appetite as her. this isnt the case, and eventually lankmann switches to dead patients as food for alex, which theyre forced to accept due to lacking any other options
both winfrey and alex are miserable in the situation, the helplessness sinking in fairly quickly as alexs body begins rejecting the growing veldigun portions of itself, decaying under the immense stress
during their final moments, winfrey pilots alexs body to allow an atleast somewhat peaceful death as their consciousness fades away, leaving winfrey alone to reflect on all that had happened...
...and thats the official end of the story!! i had like,, a hypothetical epilogue/alternate ending where lankmann forces a Mind Merge with winfrey somehow and then gets killed and she breaks out again but like. idk the logistics of that are iffy and i kinda prefer the more melancholy end for something like this ":]c
ANYHOW!!!! hope that was!!! something!!!! please feel free to ask questions or provide feedback or anything else im always happy to engage with my fellow freaks (affectionate) :]
ALSO IF YOU MAKE CONTENT BASED ON THIS AU LET ME KNOW I WILL DIE FOREVER alright thats it for real this time- stay safe broskissss BP
#i hope the transfem winfrey vision isnt too hard to see#think about it... extends my hands#oh yea and the cannibalism- sorry if this is too freaky i dont mean to like. idk#either way i really appreciate all the support we've received so far!!!! you guys are the bomb youre all so cool and talented and swagger#love you doaiblr#doai#dreams of an insomniac#bobosart#fanart#alex williams doai#clyde doai#doai walex#doai folie a deux au#doai au
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Part 1 of my silly self-indulgent personal project to do a bunch of portraits of the World Enders (and I guess a couple other related characters). This set is all canon characters.
PLEASE NOTE that like while there's plenty here that's canon as far as names and sometimes faces go, a LOT of the info is part of a collaborative RP/writing project with @spectromagic so like, please don't take all of this as solid fact, just enjoy the cute and very simple little portraits, haha.
I'll do a part 2 or even 3 eventually but those will almost all be OCs we've used to fill out the gang. These folks at least you might have heard of from the band themselves! (Honestly Charlie is only here because she's named in canon and had a namedrop in what we've written so far unlike some of the other canon folks who we haven't really used like Tender Freddie or Jimmy Doll).
#world enders#lord huron#johnnie redmayne#the world ender#lady moonbeam#dale redmayne#alex redmayne#sorry the rest of them aren't getting tagged#be honest who among you has even given more than two seconds of thought to Cid or Rigo#Cid probably isn't even in the band I just needed to grab someone to fill a spot and he turned into a whole character#(Johnnie might not even be in the band for all I know)#ok ok anyway this is what I'm talking about when you guys don't know the depths of the headcanons#they're not my OCs but Ben you're sleeping on so much potential
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NEVER STOP BLOWING UP SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 7: DANG DANG REVOLUTION
picture for me: you are olivia skyler. you inhabit the body of a large gangster man due to being sucked into a vhs tape with people you've grown to see as more than just your co-workers. these people have become your family- better family than your own. they let you have control of your actions. they support you when you need it most.
and one of them is being taken over by the body she inhabits. and you are so incredibly scared- you don't want to lose her. you cannot lose her. so you have a crazy idea.
your once-infatuation, now friend slaps you hard across the face. you place your hands on her head. gently, now. your family takes your hands and guides them- wendell, and his friendship- paula, and her sisterhood- russell, and dang, and your large hands feel something click.
she opens her eyes. she shouts, "what the hell is code??" as you and your family are near tears. you nearly lost her. it would've killed you to lose her.
but they helped you save her. your familia. your alpha squad, riding into the fbi offices on boars to save you. your friends.
and you finally feel at home. safe, supported- you have a good life. this is the best it's been.
#liv skyler#never stop blowing up spoilers#nsbu spoilers#dimension 20 spoilers#sorry guys im a little bit insane about her :D#i dont think i could ever be normal#alex song-xia i thank you everyday for your services#liv skyler i will always love you#never stop blowing up#nsbu
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my hot take (it’s really more lukewarm tbh) is that drivers of color are judged significantly harsher than any of the white drivers on the grid, by both the media and the fan base
yes, 100% true. there’s always been a bias toward british drivers and european drivers in general, but i’m not sure everyone is aware of the bias toward white drivers. and people really only seem to think it happens to lewis, but that’s because he’s the only one who talks about it. the rest of the non-white drivers on the grid kind of get overlooked because they haven’t spoken up about it, largely because they probably feel like they can’t.
nobody talks about how it’s funny when max or kevin or whoever else is swearing a lot on the radio, but when yuki does it it’s excessive and immature. and it‘s ridiculous how people seem to forget that the country on alex albon’s super license is thailand as soon as he starts doing well. historically, when alex has started performing well, articles and publications stop describing him as a thai driver and start saying thai-british or just british, like it must be the brit in him that makes him do well. people always say that guanyu only has his seat because he’s a pay driver, but literally everyone is a pay driver. you don’t get an f1 seat if you’re not bringing the team sponsors and money. i saw loads of fans saying that the only people who cared about checo’s contract renewal were mexicans, which is absolutely ridiculous.
even with lewis, who has spoken up repeatedly, i still barely see anyone talk about some of the really disgusting things that fans and others in the sport have said about lewis. the xenophobia and racism in this sport is sickening and it‘s actually ridiculous that people just ignore it because this is f1 and that’s how it’s always been. the best driver in history, the face of the sport for the better part of a decade, is facing mass discrimination along with so many other people of colour in the sport, and people in the industry have absolutely nothing to say about it.
#sorry for the long answer i’m super passionate about this one#it pisses me the fuck off how much harder you have to work if you’re anything other than a white man in this sport#just to get on the same level#this one’s not even a hot take tbh just something that needs to be said thank you anon#f1#lewis hamilton#yuki tsunoda#alex albon#zhou guanyu#sergio checo pérez#not anon
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Alex "You should take it as a compliment that I got drunk and made fun of the way you talk" Claremont-Diaz
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Henry "You should think about the consequence of your magnetic field being a little too strong" Fox
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Alex "You're so cool, it makes me hate you so much" Claremont-Diaz
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Henry "You've ruined my life, by not being mine" Fox
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Alex "I'm so furious at you for making me feel this way" Claremont-Diaz
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Henry "You should take it as a compliment that I'm talking to everyone here but you" Fox
#the whole song is about them tbh#any song is about The Characters if you think hard enough#sorry if this has been done before#rwrb#red white and royal blue#firstprince#alex claremont diaz#henry fox mountchristen windsor#red white & royal blue
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he said :(
#this is probably the moment i rewatch the most of this video#don't get me wrong i adore the 'you look like you're about to snog' moment#and miles being all cute and happy#but that pout#*clutches chest and passes away a violently*#he's so flipping CUTE#😭😭😭😭😭#sorry i know this has been giffed a million and a half times#but i'm trying to finish up my baby puppets fic#and this is exactly the alex i've been writing about#so it's just a little extra motivation#for me#as a treat#and also for anyone else who loves pouty baby turner#alex turner#baby alex#tlsp#arctic monkeys#my gifs
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ive invented a new game its called “Shadow Monkey Mystery: Who’s Taking Over?” (still working on the name)
you have to guess whose brain is inside the persons body in the picture i hope that makes sense
miles as jamie
miles as alexa
alex and alexa swapping
alex as miles
jamie as miles
matt as al
miles as al
jamie as al (and possible miles as alexa)
miles as matt
no idea who these are
nicks very hard to recognise whereas you can spot miles a mile away
feel free to play along
#thank you to my friends for putting up with me sending pictures and going whos this?? for the whole day#taking over game#monkey mystery?#is that good?#new tag#miles and alexa swap a lot#this came about because i was talking about this show and this happened#about psychic connections and stuff#miles kane#alex turner#jamie cook#matt helders#nick omalley#arctic monkeys#tlsp#the last shadow puppets#alexa chung#charlie time#sorry about the lack of sources ):
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