#baby alex

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

the eyebrows. the 2008 fringe. the snout. that sharp, delicate little chin. the hand. the tiny peek of brown belt. i am simply enamoured

[subtle-as-an-earthquake]

tiny little puppet 🩵 [x]

[rosalie-starfall]

Sally & Alex

Taskmaster - Series 5

Bonus:

[alexridersdriedblood]

Alex playing Just dance in the other room as Ian bleed out casually, is my Roman Empire I fear. HE WAS an unfazed child,

[indierockgirrl]

[fermatsu711]

Alex es literalmente mi loli personal

[yoursistheonlyocean]

Look at his adorable little smile 😭😭

Credit: @alexturner_rares on IG

[nicoscheer]

AM in an unlikely place (a school book; not sure they enjoy being called pop stars though)

The martini police be punching the air right now

WHAT is this 😭😭😭😭😭🫠

How Christopher Give ended up touring with the Monkeys; “when did you realize you weren’t cut out for the rock star life? When my credit card got declined” 🤣

But like this is an elite story

It’s so hilarious how during his bald stage his eyelashes were longer than his hair

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Adore how many people dress up as cornerstone Alex for Halloween

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I’d love for the monkeys to make like a remake of Whatever people say I am that’s what I’m not; the second time round now singing bout how Sheffield has changed and what has stayed the same but also showing how there’s surely been a change to the way you spend your nights now that they’re closer to 40 rather than 20

[maybemoonout]

Okay since I'm literally in LOVE with this cover, I had to get the lyrics right you know? Now the mobile music player I use has a lyrics editor built in that also lets you sync the lyrics using timing. Now my skills aren't perfect of course so my timing might be off but I just couldn't not share this once again. The mobile music player I use btw is Oto Music

Lyrics (with timing) under the cut!

[00:01.000] One, two, three, four [00:02.000] La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la, oh [00:07.000] You know, I've never felt like this before [00:10.000] La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la, oh [00:14.000] This feels like, so real [00:17.000] I'm obsessive when just one thought of you comes up [00:21.000] And I'm aggressive, just one thought ain't close enough [00:25.000] You got me stressing, incessantly pressing the issue [00:29.000] 'Cause every moment gone you know I miss you [00:32.000] I'm the question, and you're of course the answer [00:36.000] Just hold me close, boy, 'cause I'm your tiny dancer [00:39.000] You make me shaken up, never mistaken [00:42.000] But I can't control myself, got me calling out for help [00:47.000] S-O-S, please, someone help me [00:50.000] It's not healthy for me to feel this [00:53.000] Y-O-U are making this hard [00:57.000] I can't take it, see it don't feel right [01:00.000] Just your presence, and I second guess my sanity [01:04.000] Yes, it's a lesson, it's unfair, you stole my vanity [01:07.000] My tummy's up in knots, and when I see you, it gets so hot [01:10.000] My common sense is out the door, can't seem to find the lock [01:14.000] Take on me, you know inside you feel it right [01:18.000] Take me on, I could just die up in your arms tonight [01:21.000] I melt with you, you got me head over heels [01:25.000] Boy, you keep me hanging on, the way you make me feel [01:28.000] S-O-S, please, someone help me [01:32.000] It's not healthy for me to feel this [01:35.000] Y-O-U are making this hard [01:39.000] I can't take it, see it don't feel right [01:42.000] This time, please someone come and rescue me [01:46.000] 'Cause you on my mind, it's got me losing it [01:49.000] I'm stuck, you got me looking for the rest of me [01:53.000] And love is testing me, and now I'm losing it [01:56.000] Boy, you know you got me feeling open [01:59.000] And, boy, your love's enough with words unspoken [02:02.000] I said, boy, I'm telling you, you got me open [02:05.000] I don't know what to do, it's true [02:07.000] I'm going crazy over you, I'm begging [02:10.000] S-O-S, please, someone help me (somebody help me) [02:13.000] It's not healthy for me to feel this [02:17.000] Y-O-U are making this hard [02:20.000] I can't take it, see it don't feel right [02:24.000] S-O-S, please, someone help me [02:27.000] It's not healthy for me to feel this [02:30.000] Y-O-U are making this hard [02:34.000]You got me tossing and turning, can't sleep at night

[airbrickwall]

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

@perfectly-clear-from-here it’s inhaler alex 🥺

[subtle-as-an-earthquake]

"She's gettin' a lot, isn't she? For her birthday." "Yeah, you are. We've really made the effort."

[hkthatgffan]

ALEX PLEASE! I CAN'T TAKE HANDLE THIS MUCH BABY BILL CONTENT IN ONE YEAR! 😭🥺

"These horrible wretched babies birthed from the pen of Emmy Cicierega."

[juvian]

[eemamminy-art]

I love that they added these new bits of dialog about how much he likes eggs—

I'M SORRY????

[chiefnooniensingh]

i'm so busy having a stroke over aria and the teacher that i forgot to rave about taylor blackburn showing up