#sorry about that y’all!

[giggly-squiggily]

POV: You’re Squiggily today:

(All good I promise! I’m just feeling drained and space cadet like. Did a lot of socializing this weekend jwjzjwjsns

If you send me an ask or DM I promise I’m not ignoring you! I’m just so low energy all I can do is stare into space 💖💖💖🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

Sending everyone happy thoughts and good vibes this Sunday! 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖)

[yuripira4e]

does anyone else like poolverine but starts kind of tweaking when it keeps winning all the Logan ship wars now like hold on no way you think car blowjob beats his and Kurt’s numerous love confessions mixed with Catholic guilt and whiskey breath or his and storms power couple on and off for years and the right person wrong time or his and Scott’s rivals who are so similar and probably have also given each other angry car blowies I’m so confused guys

Edit: please don’t be mean to each other y’all. It’s a fun comic shipping thing. Ship what you want as long as it’s legal and have fun. And support your community

[podcast-hemocytoblast]

What if when Michael got Distortioned he/they/it/(?) had just kept showing up to work? Imagine Gertrude comes into the archives and finds a bunch of paperwork filled out in yellow highlighter and folded into impossible shapes, and then Michael-Distortion just walks into the room door-style and sits down at his work computer so it can email Gertrude a phishing scam.

[drakestoes]

shirtless drew shirtless drew shirtless drew shirtless drew shirtless drew shirtless drew shirtless drew shirtless drew shirtless drew shirtless drew shirtless drew shirtless drew

[bikananjarrus]

can i just say it felt so fucking GOOD to have good, well-executed, fast-paced (!!) lightsaber fight choreography. the fights were exciting! each character had their own distinct style that matched their abilities and size! they were fast!!!!!! hands down the best saber fights we’ve seen in live-action sw in a long time.

[seventh-district]

Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 1 - Ratiorine Messages Edition

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[housecow]

its ex-jock this, ruined athlete that… what about us fatties that have never exercised purposefully a day in our lives. even if i wanted to lose weight i have no clue how to exert myself meaningfully

anytime i do something that gets me out of breath (walking from my car into the grocery store) my only thoughts are “i hate this, when can i sit down and eat again?” or, “i cant wait until i need a mobility scooter”

i wasn’t meant to move. i should be fed until it’s hard to do anything but get bigger—and it SHOWS.

[juniper-clan]

Moon 27: Walking on My Grave (feat @in-memoriam-tgwk Glowstar!)

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[chickenchirps27]

hello denizens of tumblr i come with humble offerings

they wish to romance you

[kelin-is-writing]

Sorry guys, can’t hear anyone over the huge heart-eyes I have for this man right here 😍🤍

[fulgurbugs]

Traffy my beloved traffy

[plantswithme]

the full “still not funny” scene!

[sabellart]

hey so who was going to warn me that merlin was going to change my brain permanently and i’ll never be the same person again?

[us3rnam3-r3dact3d]

Do y’all think Gavin ever suddenly gets hit with the weight of ‘forever’ and what that means for him in relation to the people he loves?

Do you think he’s ever sitting on the couch with Freelancer, watching a mindless show, so completely at peace and happy when he’s suddenly struck with the absolute knowledge that this moment, that this life with them is a blink of an eye compared to what’s awaiting him?

Do you think he’s ever at lunch with Damien and Huxley, laughing about some story they’re squabbling over, and he can suddenly picture them at 70, bickering as a real, literal old married couple, and he’ll still look exactly the way that he does in this moment?

Do you think he’s ever laying on Lasko’s couch while Lasko’s humming in the other room doing the dishes, so relaxed and close to sleep, when his gut twists with the absolute fact that when this room, this building, this country, this world this person that he loves is gone, he will still be there?

Do you think he’s ever staring into Freelancer’s eyes, so hungry for the sight of them that he can’t savor it? He’s too wrapped up in trying to memorize every fleck of color in those eyes because he knows that one day, many many years from now, he will forget what color they were.

Do you think he tries to force himself into engulfing himself in a moment, surrounded by his family, soaking in every sound and laugh and smile and touch because he knows that they’ll be gone before he’s ready, because he will never, ever be ready? Do you think he’s ever so focused on trying to take them all in that he misses the conversation entirely?

Do you think he ever wonders which one of them will die first?

Do you think his friends ever notice those moments that he’s… missing? That he’s wrapped up in something bigger than them, bigger than they can even understand?

Do you think Gavin, a very young daemon comparatively, also can’t wrap his mind around ‘forever’ because he hasn’t even lived a single human lifetime yet?

And how long do you think it’ll take him, after all of them are gone, to start forgetting them?

[amber-laughs]

there is just no universe where catelyn likes jon i’m sorry. she knows about R+L=J? ned made traitors of her and her children, put jon’s safety above their’s and is now an even bigger threat to their lives. she hates him. Rhaegar wins and he’s prince jon? he’s still the product of the event that the entire country had to go to war for and probably got her father killed in the process. at the very least she resents him. maybe even hates him. modern au? he’s just the cousin with the teen mom that gets high with her son in the basement and sneaks arya razor blades or whatever. she hates him!

[weirdo-from-bonesborough]

I THOUGHT that it was my stupid southern accent fucking up my pronouceation again and that normal people prounced it Bat-son like some Southern Californian generic fucks BUT NO Batsin is the correct pronunciation. So instead of joking about him being Batman’s son instead people should be joking about a guy named sin protecting the seven deadly sins!!