#soraya montenegro

[latine-showdown]

[ronidraws]

Zoraal Ja Montenegro finds Wuk Lamat kissing Sphene i havent drawn anything in months, and this is what breaks the streak

[couldtheycatchkira]

[whowouldwininafite]

[planjota]

[warningsine]

[thecurefordepression]

[que-rica-es-la-salchipapa-lpm]

lit si Luis Fernando no se hubiera puesto de tóxico por el abrazo de maría con Vladímir y no se hubiera ido, María no hubiera tenido ataques y así no hubiera abandonado a nandito por lo que este hubiera tenido una buena vida, además de que si Luis Fernando aún tenía sospechas fácilmente se hubiera hecho una prueba de paternidad y no hubieran adoptado a la otra chamaca que no me acuerdo el nombre por lo que Penélope no le hubiera chantajeado por dinero, además de que nandito posiblemente ya conocería más sobre Soraya y no se dejaría engañar por lo que María no se hubiera ido a la cárcel y no perdería la memoria y muy posiblemente la muerte de Soraya sería muy diferente.

(PERDONEN L A ORTOGRAFIA)

[latine-showdown]

[mediamixs]

[sabanerox]

¿A cuánto equivalen en 2023 los Cinco Mil pesos que Soraya Montenegro no le quiso recibir al Tío Fernando?

Una de las escenas más icónicas de Soraya Montenegro, además de la de la Maldita Lisiada, es en la que ella espera recibir una fuerte cantidad de dinero como manutención, por parte de su suegro, Fernando De La Vega (Tío Fernando). Cuando su tía, Doña Victoria, le informa que Fernando autorizó una cantidad de Cinco Mil (5000) pesos, Soraya inicialmente confunde la propuesta con 5000 pesos…

[itsblasttothepast]

Why are you such a bitch to Liam? Yuki says he wants Perez place too, and you just attack Liam for saying he deserves it more

Well, for starters, I don't think I've been a bitch to Lawson? I barely talk about him in my blog and I've never said anything extremely rude! Although it might come out as bitchy because I've been told I'm a sarcastic bitch, so...

But, if I'm going to take this ask seriously, here's the deal: Yuki has said he is ready for the RBR seat and never once has said something mean about Checo. He has never disrespected Checo (except on radio, but those are high adrenaline moments, like when Checo called his husband an idiot too), and also Yuki seems to actually care about Checo.

Lawson's attitude feels rude to me, and I'm not obligated to like him, but I haven't attacked him, it's not like I'm posting things about him, I just deleted him from the Chestappen family tree in my head and speak in general about conspiracy theories with my homies.

Also, I don't think Lawson or Lawson's fans care at all about my blog, since they don't like Checo, so we don't mesh. Finally, not sure the point of the ask, but my bitchy blog and myself are pretty happy, so... we seem to have reached an impasse.

[streets-in-paradise]

My mental image of Patroclus in the palace of Peleus:

[eliezersaul]

Esta fckng escena es ya un ÍCONO de la cultura pop en Español.

Y pensar que, según, toda esa escena la hicieron en una sola toma.

[latine-showdown]

[starberry-cupcake]

I could have just gone ahead and finished the book, but I adult life is interrupting so I stopped mid-fight and that's what you're getting, since I think it'll be a more sensible length this way.

previously, in gideon the ninth

this happened (also, this is the tag for all of the stuff)

currently, somewhere before ending the penultimate chapter, I think:

WELL, WELL, WELL

GUESS WHO WAS RIGHT ABOUT DULCINEA DEL TOBOSO SORAYA MONTENEGRO SEPTIMUS

I GOT YOU, BITCH

YOU DIDN'T GET PAST ME

ok, let's back it up a bit, but I needed to get that out of my chest for a sec

out of my guts, like the key she hid in the 5th necro bride's body

(too soon)

anyway, after yandere simulator w/inner chad left the room, gideon, harrowbean and my qp wife realized palmolive was gone

and everyone knows where he went because his dick has been a compass the whole time

or, like gideon puts it, he's been a weenie

camilla, the light in the dark, the sun to my moon, tells gideon and harrow that palmolive has been corresponding with dulcinea since he was like 8 and she was like 15 and he's been in love with her the whole time

and that he's made his lifelong purpose to save her life

there are many levels of Issues here

but at this point, we don't have time to unpack any suitcases

all this just proves to me that camilla has been carrying all the weight of the world on her shoulders even more, but anyway

they also feel confused as to why dulcinea has been ghosting palmolive massively since HE PROPOSED TO HER

palmolive, my man, my dude, just...what the fuck is your life

what are you doing, my guy

anyway, I immediately started thinking some soul possessing or some stuff like that could be going on, like she's not herself, but there's no time to theorize much

gideon feels terrible because she's been flirting with dulcinea in front of palmolive's salad all along and says something like "why do I have to be so attractive?" to which harrow answers something like "if you weren't, people would deck you after 5 minutes" which is a very good read

so gideon goes to find palmolive and he stops her with necro magic and enters dulcinea's room and outs her as the murderer

who is surprised??? not me, of course

so, basically, ducinea The Real One died at some point before arriving like protozoa, and this bitch here is a previous lyctor whose name I cannot remember so we will call her not!dulcinea

the real dulcinea was the other roasted body in the furnace

and protozoa was killed by her also which, again, the sword through the heart was a good indicator it wasn't an accident, but harrow was the only one who saw the body

non!dulcinea is a lyctor of the seventh that served the emperor and did the soul slurping thingy and already has her cav within her ("inside her" sounds...not great)

and she wanted to stir some shit up to get the man of the hour to show up and get revenge and whatnot

the emperor, coming back to canaan house from some holidays that took longer than he expected

it's not totally clear, because there's still a lot we don't know, but it sounds a bit like a toxic relationship with an authority figure

palmolive then proceeds to immolate himself like superman going super solar flare, but not being able to heal himself after, unlike superman

after that, all hell breaks loose

not!dulcinea tries to kill gideon

camilla tries to kill not!dulcinea

harrow also enters the fight and brings gideon's sword

like, the real one

you can hear the audience cheering when she catches her sword like it was filmed in front of a live studio audience

gideon and harrow team up against the mega massive monster junji ito concoction that killed isaac

they do the mind mesh thingy

harrow unlocks a new power

like in the sims

she also passes out for a bit

gideon gets her knee and shoulder fucked up

camilla is amazing and does amazing things

non!dulcinea seems to be too tough to win against

yandere simulator twin w/inner chad enters the chat

they fight like goku and vegeta for a while but non!dulcinea ends up using her like a battery

which is, to me, the revenge of duracell bunny nephew from beyond the veil or wherever he went

like, poetic cinema fate

I have no idea where regina george twin is at this point

last we saw of her, she was crying in a corner

which, mood tbh

so, where I left off for now, we've got three survivors accounted for: gideon, harrowbean and my qp wife, there's a lost twin somewhere in there and then there's yandere simulator twin being used as a charging pad by non!dulcinea

I want to take a moment to point out something, though

I want to briefly point out how MASSIVELY FUCKED UP EVERYONE WAS COMING INTO THIS

like, harrow was "oh no, we mustn't let people know you're not actually my cavalier and that I puppeteered my parents and that there's a frozen barbie in the ninth" and gideon was "oh no, I mustn't let people know I'm not a ninth cav and I don't use a rapier and I have a complicated relationship with my necro"

and everyone else LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE WAS BEYOND FUCKED UP

maybe the second weren't because they were ignorant asshats, but EVERYONE WAS MESSED UP

NOBODY HERE WAS FINE

you got the third, with a non necro princess and a feral real necro doing the work of both and chad as their support, look how that turned out so far

the fourth, who weren't tall enough to reach the top shelf and weren't even allowed their keys

the fifth who knew too much so they were goners after throwing a party

the sixth, with a guy who had the hots for a woman twice his age that he had a grey's anatomy fantasy to save that powered his entire reason to be there (and a cav who didn't use the right equipment but is great 10/10 no notes)

the seventh, who's THIS MESS

and the eight, who were doing the creepiest thing possible at all times and couldn't even do it properly

the only ones here who came in without dirty laundry were the second and that's why they were easy targets

everyone else was shady af

the best reality show you've ever watched

anyway, see you for the next one when we'll know who wins between one old lyctor and 3 bad bitches (or 4, if yandere twin is still alive, or 5 if regina george twin shows up again)