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I will FOREVER stand by the opinion that Slenderman is a brilliant horror concept and should be just as successful as FNAF. I know the media thinks Slenderman is old news, not scary, and cringe but that’s only because he aged poorly in the mainstream. The Slenderman movie was the thing that officially killed the chance of Slender to be a successful horror character. Curse you David Birke I’ll never forgive you for that >:(. Back in the early 2000s Slender had that chance, but now he doesn’t. I wish someone in with industry connection and the passion of the creepypasta community had done something with the character, but at last, that did not happen.

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IJSUTTTTT I JUST THINK THEYRE SO CUTEEEEEEEE i hate them so much

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current rp events HAHA

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Chapter 2 of Age Old Condolences is going well :thumbs_up:

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Forgot to uh, post this one and another, so take this I guess. Just another Jeff, hes based on that rewrite everyone's talkin' 'bout.

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They totally have smoke breaks between fights fr

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don't remember if I posted this either

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tumblr bitch: liking creepypasta makes you a freak!

me: **growls really hard**

jeff: its ok theyre just jealous babe…

me: i know jeff, i know

slendy: **slaps my fat juicy ass**

me: NOT NOW SLENDY JEFF AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT

slendy: youre so boring **murders a whole family**

me: **sighs**

police: **en route**

jeff: **the killer**

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i think every weird mentally ill teenager should be allowed to spend like a year being one of those creepypasta self inserts. they should be allowed to stand in a dark room bleeding hyperrealistic blood from their eyes and saying stuff like "I'm going to jeff the kill you" and teleport behind a guy and cut them in half anime style

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Janework save me... save me lesbian janework ....

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It's so important to my understanding of Jeff the Killer that he is a kid, like he is 13. He is angry and literally has no clue what he is doing. He tells people he listens to MCR as a warning and had stickers and pins on his bag and schoolbooks. He doesn't kill effectively because he doesn't know how to kill people. He is enamored by his own fame, he would get the wrong bus. And all of that influences how he kills his victims.

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This mini is now way longer than anticipated LMAO

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they just talk like this to be really fucking obnoxious which is hilarious to them until somebody overhears

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hi… long time no seeee

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the fuck you guy

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Hehe, Liu wishes you a

merry crisis

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reverse beartrap