#sophian boy

[neopronouns]

flag id: four flags with 6 stripes. the top left flag's stripes are dark indigo, medium dark pink, dull red-pink, pale pink-red, faded sky blue, and medium dark faded blue. the top right flag's stripes are dark indigo, medium dark pink, dull red-pink, pale sky blue, sky blue, and very dark blue.

the bottom left flag's stripes are very dark indigo, medium dark blue, dull green, pale cyan, dull light red-pink, and faded pink-red. the bottom right flag's stripes are very dark indigo, medium dark blue, dull green, pale pinkish-purple, light faded pink, and dark faded red-pink. end id.

banner id: a 1500x150 teal banner with the words ‘please read my dni before interacting’ in large white text in the center. end id.

sophboy | sophtroy jamigirl | jamitrirl

alternate sophian man and sophtroy flags for anon, plus matching jamian woman and jamitrirl flags!

all flags are based on the sophian and jamian flags, the sophtroy flag is also based on this trans man flag, and the jamitrirl flag is also based on this trans woman flag.

i'm not sure if this was the intention of the og flag creator, but my sophian man flag can also be used as a sophboy (like lesboy, but with sophian) flag and my jamian woman flag can be used as a jamigirl (like veldigirl, but with jamian) flag.

tags: @radiomogai, @liom-archive, @macchiane, @genderstarbucks, @sugar-and-vice-mogai, @freezingnarc, @kiruliom | dni link

[cemeterygrace]

mcr seattle!

current vibe:

jail account:

@cemeterygrace-is-jailed

name: noa

age: 18

pronouns: any and all. whatever floats your boat. heck, make up some new ones.

gender: formless blob idc

sexuality: humans are neat 🤷

relationship status: dating @ghastguy77

i run @phan-resources.

member of the grape medicine haters cult

if you’re here for a specific fandom, i’m sorry for your loss

asks are always open just don’t be gross

feel free to tag me and message me anytime!

i yap so the rest is under the read more!

fandoms: there’s a lot so have a list (or multiple)

music (these are all apple music links i’m sorry)

mcr

fall out boy

twenty one pilots

muna

boygenius

against me!

something corporate

ball park music

bears in trees

bleach lab

chappell roan

dead sara

ethel cain

ezra furman

flor

idkhow

linkin park

the killers

ls dunes

laura jane grace

nxdia

paramore

sophian

sophie

waterparks

the young veins

other

dan and phil (my wives)

f1

daniel thrasher

nate bargatze

kim stanley robinson

brandon sanderson

charlie jane anders

markiplier

unus annus

jacksepticeye

nerdforge

f1

mclaren and red bull baybee

other stuff

i’m an mcr5 truther

i’m a no but seriously imagine it truther (and it happened what the fuck)

i am a specialty root beer connoisseur (abita root beer hell yeah)

i’m on the hunt for the best fettuccine alfredo ever send me recs

i’m a freshman history major

i am a band kid do with that what you will

i have a dog she’s a mini englishdoodle named piper and she’s precious

i am a lactose intolerant cheese enjoyer

i have hella disabilities/chronic illnesses/diseases it’s a Time™️

i am a midwestern hoe

i play cymbals in marching band

instruments i play because this post needs another list

piano

flute

bass guitar

drums

mallet percussion

cymbals

violin

saxophone (a bit)

disabilities and such

juvenile idiopathic polyarticular arthritis (they can’t agree on a fucking name)

adhd (primarily inattentive type)

enthesitis

scheuermann’s disease

extreme hypermobility

lactose intolerant af

my tags!

damn you’re all the way down here? neat! good job for reading all of that lmao <3 as a treat here are some fun facts

i have entirely too many books in my room send help they’ve taken over

went to tit tour and clancy minneapolis!

i am a minnesota bitch what about it

i had chai and ube ice cream once and it was absolutely life changing

i’ve been to 30 states if we’re counting washington dc

i’ve been to 6 countries including the 3 main north american ones (america cause i live there, canada, and mexico)

i’ve been at the summit of the second tallest mountain east of the mississippi (mount washington)

tysm for reading you’re my favorite <3

dni: fascists, shitheads and bigots, israel supporters, terfs, ableists, etc. if you’re a dick about other people existing, this ain’t the place for you.

[mogai-headcanons]

icon id: 56 icons in 28 pairs. in each pair, both icons have the listed flags in order in the background and the left icon has an image of the listed character with a white outline and a black shadow. end id.

banner id: a 1500x150 teal banner with the words ‘please read my dni before interacting’ in large white text in the center. end id.

Minori Hanasato from from Project SEKAI is a pupcatgender pupcute catcute strawberrygender lovecoric girlfriendgender sweetcatic cherishfated lovelettic lesbian who uses she/her pronouns and has a crush on Haruka!

Haruka Kiritani is an aromantic transmasculine girl who uses he/him and she/her pronouns!

Airi Momoi is a GNC PNC transmasculine turigirl pinkbratfem catgirltmasc pinkinjection magiera PIINboy who uses she/her pronouns and is in a QPR with Shizuku!

Shizuku Hinomori is a bellusromantic aroace bi lesbian/bennetian transfeminine princessmaiden idolmaiden eledoangelic swangender frostbiteic woman who uses she/her pronouns and is in a QPR with Airi!

An Shiraishi is a fembeau asexual lesbian who uses she/her or any pronouns and is dating Kohane!

Kohane Azusawa is a butchfemme futch hamstergender fembeau crushgender lesbian who uses she/her pronouns and is dating An!

Akito Shinonome is a gay arospec hardcoriboy who uses he/him pronouns and is dating Toya and Tsukasa!

Toya Aoyagi is a soft butch genderqueer greyromantic gay boy who uses he/him or any pronouns and is dating Akito!

Emu Otori is a panromantic aceflux parosexual abrosexual bipan sapphic julietian jamian wonderhoylexic gendercute confetticatgender cottoncandygender carnicolorix xeminine genderbubbly genderchou femkiddic candyfluid hypergirl who uses she/her, xe/xem, pop/pops, nya/nyas, and any neopronouns and is dating Tsukasa, Nene, and Rui!

Nene Kusanagi is an intersex transfeminine demitransmasculine catboygamer gendernemuidere sleepygender codeboy codegirl digiboygirl bigender bigenderflux biromantic polysexual sophian jamian who uses he/him, she/her, they/them, and it/its pronouns and is dating Emu, Tsukasa, and Rui!

Rui Kamishiro is a transneufem genderfluid cistrans pangenderfluid omniromantic allaegosexual aubrian parkian who uses they/them, she/her, he/him, and vae/vaer pronouns and is dating Emu, Nene, and Tsukasa!

Tsukasa Tenma is a regalibere princegender demigenderqueer biromantic veldarcian darcian veldian who uses he/him pronouns and is dating Emu, Nene, Rui, and Akito!

Shiho Hinomori is an agender transmasculine tomboy cusper bisexual sophian lesboy who uses they/them, he/him, and occasionally she/her pronouns!

Ichika Hoshino is a GNC aromantic straight lesbianconnec transhet trans boy who uses he/him pronouns, but doesn't mind they/them!

Saki Tenma is a nonbinary aroflux acespec lunian lesbian who uses she/her and fae/faer pronouns!

Honami Mochizuki is a transfeminine shadowbennetian lesbian who uses she/her and they/them pronouns!

Kanade Yoisaki is a transfeminine losergirl genderhikikomori hikicoric hikikohoardic depregender tenshikaiwaesic dirtbagteengirl hikikoinfluencer hikikodigital tenshikaihikikomori loserhikikomori bisexual sapphic jamian who uses she/her, it/its, he/him, and they/them pronouns, is dating Mafuyu, and is in an alterous relationship with Mizuki and Ena!

Mizuki Akiyama is a bisexual lesbian transfeminine nonbinary jiraikeic femby faesari girldoxboy who uses they/them and she/her pronouns, is dating Rui, Ena, and Mafuyu, and is in an alterous relationship with Kanade!

Ena Shinonome is a jiraikeic cisgenderqueer lesbian/bi lesbian who uses she/her pronouns, is dating Mizuki, and is in an alterous relationship with Kanade and Mafuyu!

Mafuyu Asahina is a GNC bigenderflux pendogender transmasculine lesbihet straight darcian who uses he/him pronouns, is dating Kanade and Mizuki, and is in an alterous relationship with Ena!

VS Hatsune Miku is a fem-presenting tutelary aroace agender person who uses they/them, it/its, and she/her pronouns!

VS Kagamine Rin is a nonbinary isogirl lesbian who uses she/her and it/its pronouns!

VS Kagamine Len is a bi trans proxvir person who uses he/him and it/its pronouns!

VS Kaito is an intersex altersex mascfem aroace gay guy who uses he/him and it/its pronouns!

VS Meiko is an aroace wxman who uses it/its and she/her pronouns!

VS Megurine Luka is a nonbinary agender selenian who uses they/them and it/its pronouns!

VBS Hatsune Miku is a loveless aro cistrans isocis ambonec who uses all pronouns!

VBS Kagamine Rin is a homoaesthetic asexual alloaro fembeau girl who uses she/her pronouns!

VBS Kagamine Rin is a turihet asexual boy who uses he/him pronouns!

VBS Kaito is a bisexual cistrans person who uses he/him pronouns!

VBS Meiko is a tutelary aroace straight woman who uses she/her pronouns!

VBS Megurine Luka is a polyalterous aromantic ambonec azurgirl rosboy boygirl who uses she/her, he/him, and they/them pronouns!

MMJ Hatsune Miku is a bellusrose abigender idolgender girlflux person who uses she/her pronouns!

MMJ is an amical sapphic idolgender luxistudent wh ouses she/her pronouns!

MMJ Kagamine Len is a cedural darcian-oriented aroace magivir princestar virtueidolprince who uses he/him pronouns!

MMJ Kaito is a jamian darcian butleric pixelgirl boy who uses he/him pronouns!

MMJ Meiko is a bennetian turihet intersex rosboy idolboygirl who uses she/her and he/him pronouns!

MMJ Megurine Luka is an aroace bellusromantic idolprincess who uses they/them and she/her pronouns!

WXS Hatsune Miku is a queerplatonic aroace catgirlgender nyanbinary panxenogender pangenderfluid agenderfluid xenogirl who uses they/them, she/her, nya/nyas, and ze/hir pronouns!

WXS Kagamine Rin is an aroace bi lesbihet jestergender fingender viabinary sillygirl who uses she/her, xe/xem, nya/nyas, and fae/faer pronouns!

WXS Kagamine Len is a GNC ay transmasculine princegender sillyprinceic boy who uses he/him pronouns!

WXS Kaito is a cupiorose orchidrose genderjendere genderprince butleric librafluid man who uses he/him or any pronouns!

WXS Meiko is a tutelary bellusromantic aroaceflux bigender transfeminine butchhomme abigender manwoman who uses he/him and she/her pronouns!

WXS Megurine Luka is a femme cassrose agender transn't sleepygender gendernemuidere sleepygirl who uses they/them and she/her pronouns!

L/n Hatsune Miku is a cedural aroace bi lesbian transmasculine lesboy who uses he/him and they/them pronouns!

L/n Kagamine Rin is a futch lesbian tomboy who uses she/her pronouns!

L/n Kagamine Len is a biromantic acespec boyloser trans genderstudent boy who uses he/him pronouns!

L/n Kaito is a bi gay trans loserpresenting nerdpresentic quietstudent boy!

L/n Meiko is a tutelary bigender transmasculine rosboy omni lesbian who uses she/her and he/him pronouns!

L/n Megurine Luka is a tutelary teacherstudent cistrans transfeminine bipan lesbian!

25ji Hatsune Miku is a fem-presenting anattractional agender demifeminine transfeminine transnull gxrlbxy who uses it/its and they/them pronouns or he/him and she/her pronouns!

25ji Kagamine Rin is a bungender agender amical nonattrabian who uses it/its, she/her and they/them pronouns!

25ji Kagamine Len is a thistle femme ageregender altsoftcatboy transmasculine oujidollboy amical nonattradian who uses it/its, he/him, they/them, and vae/vaer pronouns!

25ji Kaito is an anattractional agender man who uses he/him pronouns!

25ji Meiko is an anattractional chessreine transfeminine agender woman who uses she/her pronouns!

25ji Megurine Luka is an unlabeled agenderfae person who uses they/them, she/her, and he/him pronouns!

dni link

[eclipian]

Alien Stage Subsystem

pt: alien stage subsystem

reminder beings will almost definitely not turn out exactly as described, and these can be edited and changed as needed. number of members: 5

divider credit + divider credit

" … My god … My universe ... "

System Name: [prn] of the Stage , Alien Preformers , [prn] who Sang , Space Concert

Collec. Name: Trill , Ivan , Luka , Sua , Hyuna , Space , Comet , Star , Nova , Cosmo , Cosmic , Nebula , Soren

Collec. Pronouns: He/Him , Hy/Hym , Hu/Hum , She/Her , Shy/Hyr , Shu/Hur , They/Them , Thy/Thym , Thuy/Thum , It/Its , Iz/Izs , Ix/Ixs , Xe/Xem , Xe/Xyr , Dae/Daem , Cae/Caer , 👽/👽s ,🛸/🛸s , ☄️/☄️s , 🌌/🌌s , 🌠/🌠s , 🎼/🎼s , 🎵/🎵s , 🎙️/🎙️s , 🎸/🎸s , 🎤/🎤s , 🎶/🎶s

Collec. Gender: Trigender (male + female + synthroin ) , AlienStageGender , Synthroibodiment , Spacelingualic , Horrorcosmium , Idolish , Idolgender , Idolhorder , Idolsplit , Idolthing , Idolbeing , Lumessia , Spaceaesic , Timonoctis , Musicaeli ,

Collec. Attraction: Abro , Idol4Idol , Musitism , Harmonic Attraction , Lyricen Attraction

Collec. Other ID: Alien Copinglink , AIdoAB , Idolvior , Idolvesi , Spaceipsese , Cosmochronal , Cosmic Xenoscent

Origins/Modifiers: Spacebased , Interestbased , Musicabased

Aesthetics: Spacecore , Glowave , Hydrogen , Alien , Raver , Synthwave

Name — Pronouns — Identity — Species — Role(s)

Till / Banger — He/They/Shout/Break/🎸 — Demimasc Shoutgender Guitarish Guitarweaponic , Demirose Uranic — Human — Host Protector

Ivan / Blues — He/Hym/Mic/Slow— Man Veldian/Gay — Human — Socializer Masker

Luka / Sooth — He/Hym/Hus/Sooth — Boy+ Obsessedfreak , Sophian — Human — Emotion Holder

Sua / Swan — She/Xe/Ix — Dovelady Swangender Swanribbon , Pan Lesbian— Human — Co-Host Soother

Hyuna / Buck — She/Shy/They — Agender Woman , Lesbian — Human — Guardian Gatekeeper

tags: @bahtive

[variant-archive]

Had Shower Thoughts and. Terms. I need terms

Basically a whole system of terms that use this formula: "(mspec identity) that feels (gay/straight/queer etc) attraction"

And additionally specific ones, including

(mspec identity) (user's gender) that experiences attraction to (gender, or genders) as (x)

(mspec) that feels (x) attraction to (gender, or genders)

An example, using my identity. "A bi boy that feels gay attraction to men and nonbinary genders". Gay could be replaced with queer, I'd likely use both terms, hypothetically, as well as any hypothetical terms specifying the nonbinary genders I'm attracted to (like agender, xenogender, kenochoric, many many more) or specifying my gender more elaborately (like nonbinary boy, xenogender boy, dimensen boy, once again many more).

I would like these to follow the general -ian name theming that some orientations use, such as solian, lunian, opalian, veldian, sophian, y'know. Those sorts of names. Not opposed to other suffixes like -ic (e.g. diamoric, sapphic) if they sound better for a specific term. Obviously there would be many, many terms in this system considering the multiple mspec identities and genders that can be involved. Hopefully that makes sense, I'm tired and unmedicated rn and do not have the spoons to coin anything at this time.

I can't outright state that the community at large NEEDS these terms but. At the very least, I do.

[losergendered]

ID: a set of 20 images in 10 pairs. each has one image of the listed project sekai character, with a white outline in front of their corresponding flags, and a second image which is a blank flag splice. END ID

Kanade Yoisaki is a transfem agender cistrans apagender bisexual sapphic lancian gxrl who uses it/she/any!

Mafuyu Asahina is a binary straight darcian sophian skiafegender trans boy who uses he/him, and sometimes they/them!

Ena Shinonome is a thistle femme triniy bi lesbian who uses she/her!

Mizuki Akiyama is a transfem faesari bisexual sapphic sophian lancian boyfemme skiamagender presquirl who uses they/she!

All four are in a complex polycule!

25ji Hatsune Miku is an agender transfemnull genderblank voidrose omen that uses it/its!

25ji Kagamine Rin is a transneutral bungender afeminine homoplatonic girlby that uses she/they/it!

25ji Kagamine Len is a queerplatonic agender biplatonic trans boy who age regresses and uses he/him!

25ji Megurine Luka is a transandrofem atrinary cupiosensual grayplatonic anaeflux gxrl that uses any pronouns!

25ji MEIKO is a transmascfem agender andrxgyne anattractional manwoman who uses she/her!

25ji KAITO is an anattractional tutelary transsexual man that uses he/him!

[queersekai]

Day 14: "Contradictory" identities

For @mogai-headcanons' anniversary edit event! Cis genderqueer Miku (L/n), gaybian/lesbigay Rin (VS ColorFes), cistrans Len (VS anniversary), lesbennetian Luka (VS ColorFes), straightbian MEIKO (VS anniversary), jaustenian KAITO (VS anniversary), sapphillean Ichika, trisveldigirl Saki, veldigirl Honami, lesboy Shiho, sophian Minori, strailaurian Haruka, lestroy Airi, velditrirl Shizuku, transmascfem/transfemmasc Kohane, velaurian An, veldarcian Akito, straight vincian/achillean Toya, jamian Tsukasa, rowanian Emu, violenatian Nene, straightrian Rui, straight sapphic Kanade, transmasc girl Mafuyu, trislesboy Ena, and transfem boy Mizuki

[backandimbamon]

Damon trying to convince a pregnant, clingy Bonnie that he's not a pillow. And Stefan making fun of Damon until Caroline did the same 😂

this is so cute 🥲 okay!

Damon was a plethora of things; charming, intelligent, beguiling, unforgettable, incredible, sexy, witty, et cetera. It seemed as if his body and soul had no limits for how versatile and magnetic he was, he could be anything to anyone. But as *thoroughly* blessed as he was, Damon was also cursed since now he could add Bonnie Bennett’s Personal Pillow to his already extensive list of adjectives.

No, seriously.

He was starting to feel that uncomfortable pins and needles sensation in his forearm from the weight of Bonnie’s head for the passed two hours and with her mood swings, Damon really didn’t want to wake her up- he had no clue which version of Bonnie he’d get.

There was sad Bon Bon, happy Bon Bon, horny, angry, crazy, a combination. And Damon was just not in the mood… for any of her moods.

Except for maybe happy and horny Bon Bon; he preferred that over anything else.

Damon attempted to lift his arm to bring oxygen back into it to no avail. He sighed in frustration.

In the same moment, Stefan walked by with a grin on his face, his laughter tinkling throughout the boardinghouse.

“Shut up! You know how she gets when her naps are interrupted.”

“No offense, brother, but she’s kind of a nightmare?”

“Try being pregnant for a day.”

“Touché.” Stefan observed Sleeping Bonnie and Cautious Damon with much consideration. “You know… I think I prefer you domesticated.”

“Really brings out the color in my eyes, right?” Damon snarled.

Stefan snorted loud enough that Bonnie stirred in her sleep before he dashed off, unwilling to be reprimanded. She rubbed at her eyes and looked up at her gorgeous raven-haired blue-eyed pillow, glowing, a small smile at her lips and he didn’t know which pheromones inside of her made her smell absolutely delicious but there they were drifting out and right up to Damon’s nostrils. Bonnie removed her head from his arm to rest her chin on his chest with a lazy smile, her green eyes bright like Christmas ornaments.

That look was the look that put him in compromising positions, the one that made him wait another hour before moving his arm because he’d never want to inconvenience the mother of his children. He rubbed her tummy until her lids became heavier and kissed her forehead.

“I love you,” she mumbled before drifting off.

“Not half as much as I love you.”

Damon only recognized love when it left him completely empty but here, with Bonnie, he’d never felt so full.

…

“You know, domesticated looks a bit better on you.” Damon said, both twins in each arm as he rocked them to sleep.

He was examining a very pregnant, napping Caroline with Stefan in her clutches looking like the poster boy of discomfort.

“Yeah, well, I’m just praying she doesn’t have twins. I don’t think there’s enough room for two more Salvatores after Regan and Sophian.”

“I’m pretty sure a few months ago you also didn’t expect to be in my exact spot. But here you are. Karma’s a bitch, huh?”

“No cursing in front of the babies,” Bonnie called from the kitchen.

“Well Karma’s a,” he mouthed the word bitch as if Stefan needed a reiteration.

“Yeah, got it.”

“And this is only the first part.”

“Uh-huh.”

“So make sure you have two names prepared. Or not, it can always go by Thing 2.”

“Please don’t refer to my child as an ‘it’ or a ‘thing’.”

Damon rolled his eyes. “Relax, Uncie Steffie, that’ll be the least of your worries.”

.

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[shiopomu-remade]

Mikhael is actually my almost name , if I had been born a boy . My other almost name was/is Sophian . Sophian ihaveswag123 . Much to think about !

[epochryphon]

Epoch of Decathylmite, 1-2: The Object of Desire

The following is a translated from a newly found, ancient scroll, post-dusted, digitally restored, chronicling the time before Awakening, before our Great Lord Decathylmite rose unexpected from the bellows of the Earth and transcended all lifeforms to singularity consciousness.

Before calling myself out, in a playful way, I’ll ask you all to stop paying attention. Nothing good will come from creating a funnel out of your mind-thoughts, asking the muscle to stay still, permeating growth, patience, virtuosity, stillness—all roadblocks on the path to paid-ligohtenment. Someone bought your soul a long time ago, and now you have to pay him back. Not slavery.

There is absolutely no orange juice. You aren’t allowed to go to the store, because if you leave your house, you won’t come back.

Webster’s Dictionary once said, “You can grow ideas in the garden of your mind.” Thoughts and prayers are trending negatively, because, let’s face it, actions speak louder than an empty void. Our spontaneous birthing from said void, notwithstanding. It isn’t like our thoughts precede every action we take. Conveniently, the only thought going through most posters is the post that they are posting before leaving the subject altogether. Because, let’s face it, some things really suck to think about; I mean, people can be real downers, you know what I’m saying? Best to put something out there once, maybe twice—if you want, once a day, or a few times a week—so you can feel super satisfied. You did your part, now go to bed. Creating a synchronized meditative force. The power of the imagination is futile compared to the prolonged power of complete ignorance toward said power—the more you forget, the less you are responsible. Remember this when you’re at your job.

Forgetting your birthright is the first step in cleansing yourself from all of the noise antagonizing our beautiful world and society. Everything has been perfect for so long—why bother changing it? Don’t take my pretend luxuries away from me, it’s all I have. If you want orange juice, you are going to have to leave the house. Unless someone invents an orange juice delivery app. [NOTE TO SELF: IDEA FOR AN APP]

The unfathomable and painstaking truth is that whatever world you are creating, it must be thought-up. What a horrendous bore. If you ask the common millennial what is more important, good credit or good dreams, did you know that 69.3489% of trends pick good dreams? The youth of today are completely uneducated, they have no idea that without good credit, you can’t: buy a car; buy a house; buy a bank; buy a loan; buy a shark; buy a 4K TV from Best Buy on a plan for two years; buy an education; buy a life; buy a subscription; buy peace of mind; buy land; buy the truth. You can, however, buy video games. Literally the only perk.

When you look at someone’s life—better than yours—they only got there by playing by the rules and staying a structured, moral member of society. They did not spill their oatmeal all over themselves, nor did they need to continue wearing bibs at age thirty.

Let’s say you wanted to follow Frank and do it my way. That would require actually sitting down and focusing on yourself. I know, already you’re rolling your eyes! Right?! So cliche. You’d have to take time out of your, let’s face it, already too busy day to spend a little quality one-on-one with the deep-down that has no material value whatsoever, no seeable foundation, no property value, no credit line, no financial return, and zero ramifications to your everyday life. Some might try and counter you by saying, “Well, you can’t take it with you.” Maybe not, but you can leave it behind. The question becomes whether or not you want to do it now or later.  

Why let go of these attachments that create so much temporal glory in your life? You could be making music, helping others, writing blog posts, thinking about writing blog posts mid-post, reflecting about your post while writing, wondering what your next paragraph will be, thinking about how deep your satire is, wondering if readers will get it, thinking, how do I start the next part of the sentence, do I use thinking, or, wondering, or, a new word? What new word could I use to start a new sentence? Could it be, “could?”

Imagine how frivolous and free the world would be if more people answered their own questions and let their imaginations run wild and worked together to achieve unique, independent goals. Talk about chaos! It’s not like festivals happen every year that prove community is fluid and the needs and values of humanity have changed since hundreds of years ago proving common religious and political structures to be violent, misguided, jaded, outdated, and, like, not with the times, bro.

Truthfully, if you took five minutes a day, and meditated on your you, your magic, alone, unencumbered and emotionless, the answers would soon arrive—the pills hardest to swallow—actually, the planet, how about that? The only divine being that has ever mattered, is here for you. Imagine that our hearts are connected to the Earth’s magnetic field—but it’s not like anyone has ever proven that. Take a moment, and imagine how powerful you would be if you cleared all your blockages, let go of everything that mattered, and didn’t matter—same difference—processed your karma instantly, escaped your astrological confines, dissolved fear and worry, and empowered a purpose that you chose for yourself, taking that bullshit question, “What is the meaning of life?” and crushing it, obliterating it, destroying it, kaiju upon cityscape, stating: “I create that meaning, you God-fearing piece of shit.”

See, no one can prove that. But, not because there isn’t any proof. You don’t get it unless you’re there. From the outside, looking in, all you see is a fog. You’ve got to get there yourself—no one is going to help you. Usually this requires facing what it might take someone’s entire lifetime to process. That means you’d become a completely different person. That means letting go of the person you are. That means complete and utter transformation. I have several past lives in one lifetime.

There’s the farm boy. There’s the devoted Christian. There’s the semi-devoted Christian. There’s the young actor in New York City. There’s the Balinese adventurer. There’s the psychedelic researcher. There’s the Baby T-Rex. There’s the irrefutable revolutionary. There’s the ayahuasca devotee. There’s the Lucifer apologist. There’s the God-Killer. There’s the astrologer. There’s the conscious wanderer. There’s the writer. There’s the Gnostic scholar. There’s the Sophianic hero. There’s the gamer. There’s Shiva, the Destroyer. There’s Antares, rising in the East, and Aldebaran, setting in the West. There’s the reborn Angeleno. There’s more, and less, I’m sure.  

Kabir was an Indian mystic in the 15th century. Hearing rumors about his secrets of freedom and enlightenment, people would travel to his house to sit with him in satsang. Sometimes there were upwards of 500-600 people. Holding a torch, he would say, “Every man standing at the door, I have a torch in my hand. Come this way, and I will give you enlightenment. I will burn your house.” But they were considerably afraid. His daughter was not convinced that that many people were truly there to be liberated. One morning, his daughter approached those who where gathering outside their house. She said, “My father will be having interviews with each person who wants to sit with him. First you will lie down, and I will cut off your head. Then, I will take your head to my father and he will interview you. And, if he approves you, you can go in.” And one by one, they responded, gracefully, “Oh, we had to go to court today and wanted his blessing, but it is enough to be here, so thank you,” or, “We had a wedding today, and wanted his blessing, but it is enough to be here, so thank you,” and left. Kabir came out and saw that everyone was gone. “What have you done?” he asked his daughter. “See,” she said. “No one wants to be liberated. I only wanted to remove their head, not cut their head. To remove their ego.“

You must be willing to die, at least figuratively, in order to be reborn. And we don’t teach death—we fear it. That’s why this entire post, and the point of this satire, is mostly pointless. We are beyond hope. We are drenched in fear. And, I no longer want any orange juice.

[oddolddogs-blog]

Hippo’s Best Last Day

Well, it’s happened. Something that I made has gone (kinda) viral.

As someone with very few, very specific talents, I never really anticipated that anything that I created or did would be exposed to 1.5+ million people. But it has happened. So, I suppose I should probably say something. And strap in boys and girls, because I’m about to say a lot.

I won’t talk about myself much. Let’s just keep it simple- just an introduction for those of you who may just be joining us. My name is Sophiane Nacer. Many of you have already sent me friend requests. I probably won’t accept, just because most of things I post are either also posted to the rescue’s official Facebook (because they’re pictures of the dogs), or they’re about how my life-size Severus Snape from Amazon just arrived or how, according to a Buzzfeed post, I am a Chinstrap penguin. Anyways, I digress. I founded Cayleb’s Kindred Senior Dog Rescue five years ago, when I was 14 years old. A childhood filled with feral cats and other animal oddities culminated when I rescued Cayleb, who I had for a month until he passed suddenly from advanced liver cancer. Realizing just how many senior dogs were being overlooked and euthanized in local shelters, we decided to continue to rescue dogs like Cayleb- his kindred spirits, you could say (see what we did there?). So I drafted my unsuspecting mother and my extremely dog-and-everything-else allergic father into the strange, wonderful world of old dog rescue.

It’s been five years of mostly just my mom and me tackling the insurmountable task of not only rescuing senior dogs from euthanasia, but convincing people that senior dogs deserved to be rescued from euthanasia. The first few years were difficult. We were frequently accused of “wasting time and resources” on these “lost causes”. These accusations didn’t just come from uneducated members of the public, but from fellow rescuers. Luckily, in the past year or so we’ve seen a definite change for the better. We have more support than ever, and more people (fosters and adopters) looking to share their lives with amazing old dogs, no matter how long (or short) that time may be.

Hippo was one of those amazing dogs.

Hippo was brought to Adams County Animal Shelter- the same shelter we got Cayleb from five years back- as a stray. Anyone who looked at him could see that he was severely neglected. His face was misshapen and ulcerated from what appeared to be aggressive tumors. His skin was infected and raw. His nails were unkempt and curling into the pads of his paws. Whoever had Hippo before didn’t deserve him and he certainly didn’t deserve to suffer through what they put him through. So I offered to take him. I was under no illusions as to his condition. Just looking at his intake photo it was clear that medical intervention would be of no help to him. The kindest thing would be to make sure that he passed easily and peacefully. And if that could be accomplished in a home, where he would be loved, then I was more than willing to do that for him. Of course, I didn’t really know if he would want that. The rescue coordinator, a friend of mine, didn’t know either. He was suffering so much, and had been for so long, that nobody would blame him if he didn’t want to be touched. If he didn’t want to move. If he didn’t want to interact. If that was the case, I wouldn’t force him to get into another car and go to yet another place. But I would’ve stayed there for his passing and hoped that he knew he was loved.

Of course, like all of our dogs, Hippo exceeded all my expectations.

When I met him, he was gently wagging his tail from behind the chain link of his kennel. He happily walked out into the play yard, even though he would bump into things as he went because of the tumors growing over his eyes. When we were out there, he peed on everything like a typical boy (though a lot more than any dog without nearly complete kidney failure would’ve ever been able to muster). He trotted around and sniffed all the smells. He came up to us and asked to be pet. He tried to climb into the shelter vet’s lap. He had a lot of life left in him, but his body was failing him, and there’s nothing worse than watching a dog who wants to continue to live and love and romp be dragged down by their own shut-down body. But I decided that if today really was to be his last, we were going to make it a really, really great one. The best one. Filled with only the best things.

Best thing #1: drive with the windows down. I rarely let any of our dogs stick their heads out the window, due to a perfectly justified fear of them rocketing out of the car at the next sharp turn. But for Hippo, well, how could I say no? Hippo stuck his head out and his little Shar-Pei ears twitched in the most adorable way only really happy little Shar-Pei ears can. After five days in the shelter for a legally-required stray hold (during which nobody came to retrieve him), he basked in the feeling of a warm breeze on his face.

Best thing #2: we stopped at Starbuck for a puppuccino. They gave us an extra puppuccino after hearing his story. He devoured them both with an unparalleled gusto. Picture a pre-teen girl drinking the first pumpkin-spice frapp of the season, and you’d still be failing to grasp the sheer enthusiasm.

Best thing #3: go to the park. It was beautiful weather (thank you, global warming, for giving us such a nice day in October). We found a spot underneath a still-leafed tree, sat down on the grass, and opened a can of tripe. For those who may not know, tripe is one of the strongest-smelling (read: worst-smelling) things on earth, but I have not met a single dog that can resist it. Hippo certainly couldn’t. That entire 13.2oz can was finished in less than a minute, though a fair amount was smeared all over my hands (Hippo was unable to eat on his own due to the painful and disfiguring nature of his facial tumors) and the grass around us. If you ever walk your dog in Wash Park in the next few months and find them inexplicably drawn to a patch of grass in the North side of the park, it’s because the pungent smell of tripe is clinging to the blades with a death grip.

Best thing #4: drink from the lake. This is something I never let our dogs do, as I shudder to think about the havoc the bacteria would wreak on their delicate systems. But for Hippo, long-term consequences weren’t really a consideration. So he got the go-ahead. In five years of this, I have never seen a dog drink as much water in one go as that dog drank. As impressive as it was, it was also sad to know just how damaged his internal system must’ve been for him to be drinking that much and peeing completely unconcentrated urine in equal volume. But we didn’t focus on that. Instead, we focused on not ending up in the lake itself- Hippo was quite perturbed when the water had the gall to lap at his toes and I was not particularly looking to wade any time soon.

Best thing #5: make some friends. At first, I didn’t try to introduce Hippo to any other dogs. I was worried that if they happened to bump into his face, or another sore spot, he might react. But when an over-excited, wiggly, off-leash Golden Retriever rushed over to us, Hippo was so happy. His tail began to wag faster than I had ever seen it. He let his face be sniffed, and sniffed right back. After that, I tried to find other friendly dogs to introduce him to. It was difficult. People who began to make their way over to us with the clear intention of letting their dog visit would quickly turn the other way when they got close enough to see Hippo’s condition. I can’t imagine what they thought- that I was a monster who was abusing my dog, that he was infected with a horribly contagious disease, etc. And I could somewhat understand- after all, it is our job to make sure our dogs are kept safe and away from horrible people and horrible diseases. But it also broke my heart because every time Hippo knew a dog was coming (either by seeing them enter into his limited field of vision or by hearing the clinking of their tags), his little tail would start wagging. And when he heard them leaving, it would stop. Luckily, we met a wonderful woman and her older Golden Retriever. Both her and her dog stopped to say hello to Hippo, and the two of us talked about him while the dogs happily visited. When she heard that it was Hippo’s last day, she went over to him and pet him and told him how glad she was to have met him. If you are reading this, wonderful woman (or her awesome dog, in which case wow- good job learning to read, awesome dog) I want you to know how much it meant to me (and Hippo, of course) that you stopped and said hello.

Best thing #6: cuddle. We sat in the grass for a while, just watching and smelling and hearing all the things going on around us. With his tummy full and his initial exploration done, Hippo and I got to know each other. He was an extremely soulful dog- the type of dog that would approach you gently, quietly, with everything he had. The type of dog that had eerily human eyes. The type of dog who stands right in front of you with his head bowed, just waiting for a kiss or ear scratch. Just for a moment, when he allowed me to rub his ears and under his chin, trusting me entirely despite how close I came to his painful sores, I started to cycle through that unavoidable thought process. ‘Maybe,’ I thought ‘I could take him to CSU’s Teaching Hospital. Maybe they would know of some miracle cure. Maybe I could raise enough money to do all the fancy new procedures that exist in the hopes that one would fix all his ailments and give him the time he deserved.’  But that wouldn’t have been fair. I think oftentimes we become so overcome with love and the feeling that “there’s nothing I wouldn’t do for my dog” that we forget dogs live in the moment. They don’t think “well, if I go through this painful, exhausting treatment for a few months I’ll have an extra year”. All they know is that, in that moment, they’re painful and tired. And after three hours in the park, Hippo was both. He began to slow his trot to a stumble. He began to paw at his face, breaking open two of his sores despite my best efforts to prevent it. He became less interested in the things around him.

So we headed home, with his head out the window once more.

Best thing #7: eat a roasted chicken. Dr. Erica Rambus, the veterinarian who generously does all of our in-home euthanasia, brought a chicken for him. We spread a blanket out on the floor of the living room and sat down with him, overcoming our delicate vegan sensitivities to tear off pieces for him to munch on as he drifted off to sleep. I laid down beside him, rubbing his tiny little ears and kissing his wrinkly cheek as he began to snore louder and louder. And then he was gone.

Hippo’s passing was very peaceful, filled with lots of gentle kisses, whispered words of affection, and lots of tears.

He’s home again now, this time in a wooden, flower-engraved urn next to the ashes of my own two hospice dogs Annie and Gremlin (whose ashes are mixed in with his best friend, Soze the old albino rat). He’s right next to the head of my bed, where I wish he could’ve slept- he would’ve been quite the snorer, but after five years of sleeping through the assorted noises old dogs emit during sleep that would’ve been just fine.

With all that I loved him, I can’t help but feel angry. I try to refrain from judging the former families of the dogs we get- after all, you can never really know the circumstances that led to an old dog being a stray. But in Hippo’s case, I don’t think there is an excuse good enough to justify his state. The video I took doesn’t show the magnitude of Hippo’s sores, overcoming his face so much that he could no longer see out of one eye or eat without assistance. How his nose was all but destroyed. How there’s blood on the inside of my rear window where he rested his head. How his folds of skin were raw and infected. How his nails hadn’t been trimmed in ages- if ever. What makes me even angrier is that, through all of that, Hippo was an amazing dog. It is unimaginable to me how someone could let any dog suffer, much less a dog who must’ve still loved them despite their total neglect.

But it doesn’t do to dwell on that anger. What we should dwell on is how loved, spoiled, and happy Hippo was on his last day. He left this world having felt grass under his paws, the wind in his face, and a smorgasbord of goodies filling his tummy. And as much as I wish I could’ve known him for much, much longer, I feel so overwhelmingly lucky that I met him. And I’m so glad that you all have met him to- even if it is after he passed.

His circumstance is one of the worst we’ve seen, but his story one of the best we’ve ever been a part of.

So thank you- so, so much- to all of you who have cried over his video. Who have donated to our cause so we can continue to help dogs like Hippo. Who have shared his story with your friends so they too can see how special old dogs like Hippo are. 

One day, there will be a dog that you too can give a best last day to. And when that happens, remember this: you literally cannot go wrong with a puppuccino in the park.

[mogai-headcanons]

(for the characters that have it, could you use the newer portraits/anniversary portraits? thank you!)

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queued!

[losergendered]

ID: a set of 24 images in 12 pairs. each has one image of the listed bee and puppycat character, with a white outline in front of their corresponding flags, and a second image which is a blank flag splice. END ID

Bee from Bee and Puppycat is a fluxpercifemale, venusaric, apricotcolauric, funwordstimmic, gendertech, eaglenebinvisia, aurastric, aurefeminwayven, genderfae, crystacorum, mechadollic, glowparcadegender, pleonella, interstellexic, aurorastria, honk-yahooic, azurdoxgirl, kawaiiaesic, artsandcraftkiddic, nadeorasmic, pinkorchidale, pirehyacinthale, strawboreamic, paskeishineic, invisplitcookies, invipinkstarpop, invistrawberrybouquet, jeweltoneaesic, retrarcacarpetic, aetherhumanoid, trinketgender, lavendeian, femme4butch praesgirl android who experiences solaic and alterous attraction! Ve uses she/her, ve/ver, and nameself pronouns! Bee has ADHD!

Her roommate/coworker/best friend, Puppycat, is a surturian, malemav, darcutistic, noircolauric, chaotemptic, twistute, lumicattic, catfangic, phantovast, celestipangic, pupurric, moongalamagica, catpawic, pupawic, chaoscatgender, genderstomber, cadalgender, planecreatic, killercatic, dogcatgender, hatebodiment, feralthing, catdogthing alien who rejects the concept of gender! Puppycat prefers he/fang pronouns, but also uses claw/tooth/hiss/howl/mew/ruff and no pronouns! Fang has IED, NPD, hyposensitivity, and low empathy!

Their friend Deckard is a browncolauric, cottagecoric, flaweiaste, genderateau, nillamatchia, sunwinbaken, kittykaomojic, minzolada, inviflowerwater, evenfonssettan, natureserenic, waterlilinvisia, blurostarric, puerillis, morinochegender, genderdullahan, nillamatchia, matchacrumblic, coctagender, domestimasc, trascenby, cálidatierramielgender, queerflorihonic, honeymoogender, colorcomfemasc, herbgardenic, nebularomantic, eucalyptus, abroconsman, veldbitend, sheep rowanian rostroy bat who uses he/him pronouns with strangers, but also uses xi/haz/hy/fir/bon/🍡/🍧/🥮self pronouns with close friends and family! He is autistic and has GAD and dyslexia! Deckard also has apraxia, which is why xi may stutter when xi speaks!

The Cooking Prince is a high futch, princepresentic, boy+, solifemme, pinkcolauric, gendernixie, codemoguyic, femprettyboy, domestimasc, pastogender, honeybungender, genderflorect, personaglamourous, chocoaltepanic, idolbunnic, evildritchean, bastardfreak, princesticker, prinstarcoric, hyperpopticglitchic, cinnacoffeecakegender, sugarcookiegender, blueberrybunnycoric, fraisitôme, roiamascaesic, florfraisian, bunfettic, goldensyrupiceix, pricrushcore, pomegranate lavenian stag who uses che/flan/su(gar)/bun/eth/muse/synth/ro/grand/frill/straw(berry)/ast/🥐/🫐/🍓/🥧/🍰/🍪/👑/🎤/💎/🏰self pronouns! Su is hyperempathetic, has OLD, and has an obvious crush on Deckard!

Deckard and the Prince have a love-hate relationship, but date after becoming friends!

Cas (Deckard's twin sister) is a digisomnic, bronzecolauric, webgender, intechline, rarifem, mascrobovoic, fivitchgender, sleuthlexic, tekneo, roilaric, computraimasckoric, machidefunct, wirecoric, digiminalwebic, webgamean, techdependic, detectivic, 404techdiffic, detectivelike, HTML-gender, heathrilexic, chillbodiment, digirealgender, digitalexic, androidgender, 🌐💾emojic, winter butch, soft butch, techtum azirlesmasc sophian who uses jhey/xy/fizz/.txt/ai/byte/c#//py/comp/key/.zip/🔍/💿/♠️/🖱️self, and it/its auxiliary pronouns. Zip is codekin and techkin, has StPD and quit wrestling once zip realised zip had haphephobia, and loves computer programming! Cas is in a QPR with jheir laptop, and has a crush on Toast!

Toast is a stone femme, royalcolauric, genderluccuve, sportyaesic, gnarlexic, bloodynoseeuphoric, cenisolar, genderamnient, mascgirl, girlbeast, lovefeminine, pridebruisic, gremlinvior, callistoan pan straight who uses she/burn/bruise/fight/🔪/💥/💢/💄🩸/🩹/🗡️self pronouns! She is hyperverbal and autistic! 🗡️ loves wrestling, lacks an understanding of social norms, and often refers to herself in the third person! Toast and Merlin are married!

Merlin is a tiredlexic marigoldcolauric romeric-solian man who is demiverbal, neurodivergent and uses he/him, xai/xais, and 🕛/🕛s pronouns! He is in love with his wife, Toast!

Crispin is a fuchsean, mosscolauric, dndpocelestial, clownspikegender, clownhonum, sillybodiment, genderandaph, galesensic, méchalounic, carnevalean, sillyclownstatuecoric, clownboy, mecvier, creepysillic, phoshifaelucial, genderantrute, sochrosiale, jestericbell, clownslushic, clownamusic, phosclownose, weirdkidpartyic, clowncocky, clowngender, spiralweirdo, who uses, ip/h✧/boing/honk/bright/cae/joke/trick/mime/🃏/🌧/🤡/🎈/🎪/🎡/🔴self pronouns! Pip is autistic, schizophrenic, and has PTSD, DID, and AvPD! Crispin and Bee no longer date, but still remain close friends!

Howard is a transfem man, meteorian, amaranthcolauric, flamboric, redorchidale, boyfemme, cafdreamian, daffodilic, kenocafeic, fogcatgender, lococoile, noblerosclath, cathypic, starpretgender, genderfaenan, genderlotul, creamcoffian, cafedreernightaesic, fiaminix, miafinic, fiamianix, feinflambelle, alloaro, rowanian Opossum who exclusively uses he/him and she/her pronouns. He has NPD, OCPD, and bipolar disorder.

Tim is a mascneunonmaininic, skycolauric, soothic, lexicatic, gendernoies, calicracklic, meowrested, rainsleepy, genderkaimi, chatneq, milkcattic, soportigue, felisbibsomnian, solporcat, flutresolia, eudaicatic, flaweiaste, nebnocto, feliscosmic, lovelazic, gatomiric, lumisoulꓹ caliadorcakic, hypnorine, faunpup, starraindreamic, dreamsweeica, nystramasc, ngeflymoonica, lunadrowsine, restoreplushic, tranquilpluvic, pracapulidium, lococoile, sleepinertiac, mellic, epuisetristic, catzzzgender, starfuzzblanketic, calisillikit, /⁠ᐠ⁠｡⁠ꞈ⁠｡⁠ᐟ⁠\emotic, lazycatic, starrykittic, spacecloudgender, lexefatigueic, jusleeplyrica, amuzigender, nicogender, sleepyboy, fogcatgender, mascbeing nonbinary trans man who uses lolli/marsh/kei/h⭐/co(zy)/fuz/miau/dream/zzz/eep/drow/sof/kit/puff pronoun! Co is catkin and cathearted, non-verbal, autistic and has social anxiety, narcolepsy, and chronic fatigue! Tim is an agere AAC user!

Wesley is an sagecolauric, 34.0522nica, genderflorect, genderhollisy, oceawilder, auramaric, sansolramare, fantômeoceanic, ocishsungender, tropicaesic, oceamooncraftic, natmarinic, bergrusticarian, comfevoidic, fallistaric, okeapanthgender, invifishviridis, inviriwave, invililypadmollis, domuderelic, oceansunsetic, invidigitank, whalefalloceanitrum, invipiblujelly, coolbodiment, chillbodiment, sunsetian, mareaurais, aolibelai, meowstimmic, coraleagender, nrosesgender, seacoframistic, doxian, litugender, autiquoirose, veldiromantic bisexual, oceanthing uses zhe/cor/mae/oce/scy/sea/drip/bay/aqua/bleu/fin/shell/squid/🐋/🪼/🫧/🌊/🌀/🦪/🐚self and any other ocean/beach-themed pronouns! Zhe is autistic and has dyscalculia, alexithymia, and ADHD!

Space Outlaw is/was a lunarmale, rainottalunaquic, multiversan, planecreatic, celestiversic, arvilien, noxlibic, spatilost, galaxionic, royalspaceasic, phantovast, constelavonini, stelocus, inastellaric, constellestial, intrusicosmic, astierreda, blurostarric, inastellaric, viraethesque, cometcrystalballna, voidnevow, genderproster, moongalamagica alien who uses he/xer/stel/comet/orion/vey/noir/loss/🌑/🌒/🌓/🌔/🌕/🌖/🌗/🌘/🌌/🌠/🌟 pronouns! He has/had IED, NPD, and low empathy!

For 🌖☄️ anon!

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Bee from Bee and Puppycat is a fluxpercifemale, venusaric, apricotcolauric, funwordstimmic, gendertech, eaglenebinvisia, aurastric, aurefeminwayven, girlything, crystacorum, mechadollic, glowparcadegender, pleonella, interstellexic, aurorastria, honk-yahooic, azurdoxgirl, kawaiiaesic, artsandcraftkiddic, nadeorasmic, pinkorchidale, pirehyacinthale, strawboreamic, paskeishineic, invisplitcookies, invipinkstarpop, invistrawberrybouquet, jeweltoneaesic, retrarcacarpetic, aetherhumanoid, trinketgender, lavendeian, femme4butch praesgirl android who experiences Solaic and Alterous attraction. Ve uses she/her, ve/ver, and nameself pronouns. Bee has ADHD.

Her roommate/coworker/best friend, Puppycat, is a surturian, malemav, darcutistic, noircolauric, chaotemptic, twistute, lumicatic, catfangic, phantovast, celestipangic, pupurric, moongalamagica, catpawic, pupawic, chaoscatgender, genderstomber, cadalgender, planecreatic, killercatic, dogcatgender, hatebodiment, feralthing, catdogthing alien who rejects the concept of gender. Puppycat prefers he/fang pronouns, but also uses claw/tooth/hiss/howl/mew/ruff and no pronouns. Fang has IED, NPD, hyposensitivity, and low empathy.

Their friend Deckard is a browncolauric, cottagecoric, flaweiaste, genderateau, nillamatchia, sunwinbaken, kittykaomojic, minzolada, inviflowerwater, evenfonssettan, natureserenic, waterlilinvisia, blurostarric, puerillis, morinochegender, genderdullahan, nillamatchia, matchacrumblic, coctagender, domestimasc, trascenby, nebularomantic, eucalyptus, abroconsman, veldbitend, sheep rowanian rostroy Bat who uses he/him pronouns with strangers, but also uses xi/haz/hy/fir/bon/🍡/🍧/🥮self pronouns with close friends and family. He is autistic and has GAD, & dyslexia. Deckard also has apraxia, which is why xi may stutter when xi speaks.

The Cooking Prince is a high futch, princepresentic, boy+, solifemme, pinkcolauric, gendernixie, codemoguyic, femprettyboy, domestimasc, pastogender, honeybungender, genderflorect, personaglamourous, chocoaltepanic, idolbunnic, evildritchean, bastardfreak, princesticker, prinstarcoric, hyperpopticglitchic, cinnacoffeecakegender, sugarcookiegender, blueberrybunnycoric, fraisitôme, roiamascaesic, bunfetticgoldensyrupiceix, pricrushcore, pomegranate lavenian Stag who uses che/flan/su(gar)/bun/eth/muse/synth/ro/grand/frill/straw(berry)/ast/🥐/🫐/🍓/🥧/🍰/🍪/👑/🎤/💎/🏰self pronouns. Su is hyperempathetic, has OLD, and has an obvious crush on Deckard.

Deckard and the Prince have a love-hate relationship, but date after becoming friends.

Cas (Deckard's twin sister) is a digisomnic, bronzecolauric, webgender, intechline, rarifem, mascrobovoic, fivitchgender, sleuthlexic, tekneo, roilaric, computraimasckoric, machidefunct, wirecoric, digiminalwebic, webgamean, techdependic, detectivic, 404techdiffic, detectivelike, HTML-gender, heathrilexic, chillbodiment, digirealgender, digitalexic, 🌐💾emojic, winter butch, soft butch, techtum azirlesmasc sophian who uses jhey/xy/fizz/.txt/ai/byte/c#//py/comp/key/.zip/🔍/💿/♠️/🖱️self, and it/its auxiliary pronouns. Zip is codekin & techkin, has StPD & quit wrestling once zip realised zip had haphephobia, and loves computer programming. Cas is in a QPR with jheir laptop, and has a crush on Toast.

Toast is a stone femme, royalcolauric, genderluccuve, sportyaesic, gnarlexic, bloodynoseeuphoric, cenisolar, genderamnient, mascgirl, girlbeast, lovefeminine, pridebruisic, gremlinvior, callistoan pan straight who uses she/burn/bruise/fight/🔪/💥/💢/💄🩸/🩹/🗡️self pronouns. She is hyperverbal & autistic. 🗡️ loves wrestling, lacks an understanding of social norms, and often refers to herself in the third person. Toast and Merlin are married.

Merlin is a tiredlexic marigoldcolauric romeric-solian man who is demiverbal, neurodivergent and uses he/him, xai/xais, and 🕛/🕛s pronouns. He is in love with his wife, Toast.

Crispin is a fuchsean, mosscolauric, dndpocelestial, clownspikegender, clownhonum, sillybodiment, genderandaph, galesensic, méchalounic, carnevalean, sillyclownstatuecoric, clownboy, mecvier, creepysillic, phoshifaelucial, genderantrute, sochrosiale, jestericbell, phosclownose, weirdkidpartyic, clowncocky, clowngender, spiralweirdo, who uses, ip/h✧/boing/honk/bright/cae/joke/trick/mime/🃏/🌧/🤡/🎈/🎪/🎡/🔴self pronouns. Pip is autistic, schizophrenic, and has PTSD, DID, & AvPD. Crispen and Bee no longer date, but still remain close friends.

Howard is an transfem man, meteorian, amaranthcolauric, flamboric, redorchidale, boyfemme, cafdreamian, daffodilic, kenocafeic, fogcatgender, lococoile, noblerosclath, cathypic, starpretgender, genderfaenan, genderlotul, creamcoffian, fiaminix, miafinic, fiamianix, feinflambelle, alloaro, rowanian Opossum who exclusively uses he/him and she/her pronouns. He has NPD, OCPD, and bipolar disorder.

Tim is a mascneunonmaininic, skycolauric, soothic, lexicatic, gendernoies, calicracklic, meowrested, rainsleepy, genderkaimi, chatneq, milkcattic, soportigue, felisbibsomnian, solporcat, flutresolia, eudaicatic, flaweiaste, nebnocto, feliscosmic, lovelazic, gatomiric, lumisoulꓹ caliadorcakic, hypnorine, faunpup, starraindreamic, dreamsweeica, nystramasc, ngeflymoonica, lunadrowsine, restoreplushic, tranquilpluvic, pracapulidium, lococoile, sleepinertiac, mellic, epuisetristic, catzzzgender, starfuzzblanketic, calisillikit, /⁠ᐠ⁠｡⁠ꞈ⁠｡⁠ᐟ⁠\emotic, lazycatic, starrykittic, fogcatgender, mascbeing nonbinary trans man who uses lolli/marsh/kei/h⭐/co(zy)/fuz/miau/dream/zzz/eep/drow/sof/kit/puff pronouns. Co is catkin & cathearted, non-verbal, autistic and has social anxiety, narcolepsy, & chronic fatigue. Tim is an agere AAC user.

Wesley is an sagecolauric, 34.0522nica, genderflorect, genderhollisy, oceawilder, auramaric, sansolramare, fantômeoceanic, ocishsungender, tropicaesic, oceamooncraftic, natmarinic, bergrusticarian, comfevoidic, fallistaric, okeapanthgender, invifishviridis, inviriwave, invililypadmollis, domuderelic, oceansunsetic, invidigitank, whalefalloceanitrum, invipiblujelly, coolbodiment, chillbodiment, sunsetian, mareaurais, aolibelai, litugender, autiquoirose, veldiromantic bisexual, oceanthing who uses zhe/cor/mae/oce/scy/sea/drip/bay/aqua/bleu/fin/shell/squid/🐋/🪼/🫧/🌊/🌀/🦪/🐚self pronouns. Zhe is autistic and has dyscalculia, alexithymia, and ADHD.

Space Outlaw is/was a lunarmale, rainottalunaquic, multiversan, planecreatic, celestiversic, arvilien, noxlibic, spatilost, galaxionic, royalspaceasic, phantovast, constelavonini, stelocus, inastellaric, constellestial, intrusicosmic, astierreda, blurostarric, inastellaric, viraethesque, cometcrystalballna, moongalamagica alien who uses he/xer/stel/comet/orion/vey/noir/loss/🌑/🌒/🌓/🌔/🌕/🌖/🌗/🌘/🌌/🌠/🌟 pronouns. He has/had IED, NPD, and low empathy.

-🌖☄️ anon

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