#soooooooo many questions

[piratespencil]

I haven’t seen anyone talk about this yet so maybe I’m just missing something obvious but I’m soooo fascinated by Emhira being a warlock. Who is her patron? The original god of death? Purvan? Herself???

[sotiriabellou]

whats up with the new tumblr bots having these like tinder bio-esque profiles

[i-earned-my-stripes]

ALRIGHT EVERYONE WE CAN GO HOME I HAVE COMPLETE PROOF NOW THAT ABOUT ADHD AND AUTISM BEING GENETIC NO MORE QUESTIONS ABOUT IT!!!!

I'm kidding, I'm kidding, but seriously, my mom's side of the family lives several states away, and quite a few of them... dont get along with each other as far as I'm aware, so I don't really know most of them. My mom does, cause, well, she grew up with them. Well, today, I had a convo with my mom about stuff that's happening on her side of family, and you'll never guess what she mentioned!! Turns out, her whole family has ADHD and is on the spectrum. The more she learns about how her ADHD and autism affect her, the more she realizes that the reason she thought all this was completely normal is because it is COMPLETELY NORMAL for her family. We're talking 40+ people all directly related that all had the same experiences.

Now, we've already had a realization like this when we figured out that literally every woman on this same side of this family has EDS, but I can't stop laughing at this. It makes SOOO much more sense why it took so long for anyone to look into a diagnosis for anything, cause everytime anyone started poking around at the possibility that we weren't "normal" by society standards, they just point out how there can't be anything "weird" with us since everyone else in the family is like that.

[thormanick]

…world quests in Fontaine sure put you through existential crisis huh

[clonewarsahsoka]

i have emailed profs more times this semester than i have in possibly the rest of my academic career

[mossadspypigeon]

I’m trying my best to support Israel but war just goes fundamentally against my ideals and morals. Is there anything I can do to help shift my morality to be more war-positive?

i think it’s important to realize that sometimes, especially when you are fighting groups whose goal is your peoples’ eradication, war is necessary.

is peace the ideal? yes.

however, it’s very naive to believe peace is possible at all times, in every context. you can only have peace when all parties agree. when one doesn’t, like hamas, houthis, irgc, and hezbollah who all have it in their charters that they will never make a peace agreement with israel or acknowledge its existence or right to exist, it’s kinda hard to have peace.

in that case, peace would be israel setting weapons down and agreeing to annihilation.

like, these are groups who quote the protocols of the elders of zion as fact and do the fucking nazi salute. they are nazis. and people want us to just let them kill us.

how is that fair and why is that expected?

also why do hamas and hezbollah get to start wars and not deal with the consequences?

i would also question: are hamas, the irgc, the houthis, hezbollah, etc morally good groups? do they oppress people? would the region be safer and more peaceful if they no longer existed?

no, these groups are not morally good. they rape, murder, starve their own people, torture their own people, want to eradicate every jew on earth, and want to bring back caliphates, which means no equal rights even for many other muslims and arabs. they have committed massacres, like oct 7, and spent decades terrorizing the world with hijackings, shootings, stabbings, and bombings.

they also participate in drug trades and sex trafficking. the idf just rescued a kidnapped yazidi woman from gaza. so yes, these groups are evil.

and yes, as we have seen with the saudis starting to negotiate with israel, the region would be more peaceful and safer for everyone no matter their identity if these groups no longer existed. (also also tbh if islamism and antisemitism weren’t plagues in many societies. islamism is not islam.)

israel does not want war. israel has given up so much for peace agreements the other side has not and will not honor. land was given, including gaza and parts of judea/samaria, jewish ancestral land. money was given!! israel usually gets the shit end of the deal too.

israel does not want war. however, israel has no other choice.

(also israel put up with hamas’s shit for over 17 years and hezbollah’s for 32. and the irgc’s for much longer. imagine that. constant murders, rockets, threats for years. decades. two intifadas and before and after, constant killings.

only after oct 7 in the case of hamas and oct 8 in hezbollah and a combo for the irgc did israel decide to take out these groups completely. the patience.

and right now, despite fatah’s equal history of antisemitism, terrorism, and crimes against humanity, israel has no goal of taking them out. soooooooo.)

hope this helps 💙💙 we can only pray for the other side to change and want peace too. or support taking these oppressive, genocidal groups out so we can all live in a more peaceful world.

or if you’re like me, both.

[j0kers-light]

what if y/n was an airhead... not necessarily super dumb but a little slow or ditzy... and a little dumb. but also very positive and carefree. basically a golden retriever type of person 😂 i just wonder what j would think about that 😂

Hey hi anon!! 🖤✨

Oh this is gonna be fun. 🥰 I love doing reaction head canons! Let’s GO!!!!! Don’t ask why I’m still up at 2am. I hope you enjoy anon!

The first time that Joker met you, he wanted to slash your throat so bad. How are you so positive and carefree? There's no way you're like this 24/7.

You are. Gods you really are. Joker questions your mental state because you are too kind to others and your naivety is so pure, you are considered a national treasure. He wants to taint you. Point. Blank. Simple.

How are you so joyful? Do you do drugs? You're always smiling, offering up words of encouragement, and soooooooo many hugs to strangers. You are wayy too bubbly for J's tastes.

Too often you remind Joker of his ex Harley and he refuses to do that all over again. He considers breaking up with you because you're just so... ditzy.

Your attention span is that of a goldfish, and you literally stop to smell the roses while out and about. You even play peek-a-boo with children you see on the street. End his misery please. 😭

But despite the constant headaches you give Joker, he can’t seem to stay away. He’s addicted.

Frost and the boys stare at Joker in horror when you visit the hideout (unannounced) with a basket full of baked goods; blissfully unaware that a goon almost shot you for trespassing.

This is the girl their boss is dating?!!?!? HOW? It’s giving peak grumpy x sunshine energy because you and Joker do not compute.

BUT. IT WORKS. The laws of the universe bend to make it happen and Joker cannot thank them enough for placing you in his life. He wouldn’t be the same without you.

You know you can be an airhead at times but Joker reins in your overly bubbly persona. He's always looking out for you and not allowing anyone to make you into a pushover.

In return, you encourage and offer Joker the love and support he secretly needs while quelling his more violent tendencies.

You calm his anger. He keeps you focused. 🔥✨

You're still his Light although it stands for Sunlight in this scenario and you get a sun tattoo behind your ear in honor of it.

Joker is grateful that you are nothing like Harley. Yes you can be annoying at times but you mean well in the long run.

Its not just obsessive loyalty and toxic love; you genuinely care about Joker and you push him to become a better man every day.

And the feeling is mutual. Joker does not tolerate anyone making fun of his sunlight. He kills anyone who insults your intelligence and anyone that makes you cry, mysteriously disappears.

Joker is the only one who can call you silly or dumb because it’s not an insult when J says it. 🥹

You giggle anytime he calls you silly girl or his dumb little slut. AND l OOP! SORRY ! I forgot this was sfw!! 👀👀 MOVING ON 👩🏽‍💻

Speaking of you barging into the hideout with baked goodies. That actually happened.

Everyone was shocked when you knocked on the door with a loud, "HELLLLLOOOOOOOO! J are you in there? I brought snackies!"

No one knows how you navigated this deep into Joker’s territory without being murdered. No one knows how you bypassed the building’s security.

You just waltz in like you own the place, bringing an aura of joy and happiness in your wake.

Joker was in an important meeting, discussing how to eliminate a rival popup gang when he heard your heels clicking down the hall. He knows that sound from anywhere and his face turns white.

A goon is right behind you threatening you to leave or else, when you just causally walk into the meeting room, blissfully unaware of the danger you are now in.

Do you even notice all the guns trained on you? Nope, you only have eyes for Joker. You stop yourself from tackling him with a hug.

"There you are J! Oh. Are you busy? Well not anymore!! I baked muffins, and cookies, and oh!” You finally acknowledge the room full of men.

You blink twice before smiling wide. “Hi everyone!! Does anyone have a peanut allergy? I made treats with and without nuts just in case!”

An entire room full of dangerous criminals stare in disbelief as you unload your wicker basket right onto the table, all while humming a song.

They all turn to stare at Joker who is ready to crawl into a hole from embarrassment. He doesn't even know where to begin there's so much to unpack here.

How did you get here all by yourself? Who let you in?! Why did you bake so much?! Is that a pain au chocolat?

Surely you sense the threat around you but no. You are so oblivious, it’s almost sad to watch.

Some brave soul does announce their allergy and you quickly deliver them a nut free brownie on a pink napkin.

Your naïve personality triggers an understanding in the room and people start to lower their weapons in exchange for treats.

By the end of your impromtu visit, Joker's gang is obsessed with you and your baking. And so the questions start pouring in.

"Y/n you’re so nice! How is someone like you with the boss?"

You look up from handing a goon a cookie, "You mean J? Oh!" You look away bashful as they all wait for a response. Even Joker is intrigued with what you’ll say.

“I’m not the smartest girl in Gotham but Joker doesn’t care! He’s the most patient person I’ve ever met and he never belittles me! How could I not love him? He’s so protective too! He always murders the mean people who make fun of me. Isn’t he so romantic?”

The room goes silent after that last bit. And so it all starts to make sense.

“Great. She’s crazy too." One guy whispers.

[doitforbangchan]

Ok so question for the abanb series, what are all nicknames for baby from each member? they have to have at least their top of cute nicknames for her from each of them + i’m curious to find out baby’s nicknames for each of them also! btw i hope u r doing great🫶❤️

i am actually so terrible with seeing my messages i am sorry i missed this for so long thank you soooooooo much i hope your also doing wonderful 💜💖

ofc channie coined the name baby for her but he also calls her his love a lot or lover 💕 she calls him channie or sometimes chanifer and love

minho keeps it pretty standard, calling her baby or by her name sometimes when he's teasing or mad. sometimes he will switch it up and call her his little brat. baby calls him min, grumpykins (when hes being a dick), and sometimes to make him flustered she calls him kitty boy. lets not forget he likes to be called sir.. 👀

binnie is partial to the nickname sweetcheeks, he loves to pinch omegas chunky cheeks as he says it, eventually it evolves to different names that have the word sweet- sweetbuns, sweetiepie ect. omega would begin to call him sweetbin in return and it would eventfully evolve to sweet bean then just beanie lol

i think hyunjin would call her lover girl and he would call himself her lover boy and would get them matching shirts that says it because he is extra like that and omega just loves it

omg jisung would give her something ridiculous like snugglebug and would use it exclusively, baby and snugglebug only for his man! in return baby calls him squishy bcuz she loves his chunky cheeks so much, and sometimes jiji

sweet felix calls her his heart, his darling, his love 💖 baby likes to call him lixie, pixie, freckles, and ever since the farmers market she also calls him melonman

we all know seungmin loves to call baby puppy and pup, he just thinks it fits her so well- his obedient little puppy 🐶 he pretends not to be flustered when she calls him bubs or bubo or her personal favorite mongie. he has to hide his blush every time

last but not least innie calls her stinky. in an affectionate way ofc! his little stinky. not because she smells bad but because when shes around the only thing he can smell is her and her delicious scent. if hes extra playful he calls her stink monster. baby in retaliation calls him mcmeany, she did call him mcdreamy due to his sexy cheekbones but after being called stink so many times she changed it to mcmeany. its playful for both of them tho and neither mind it

all the boys primarily use baby or omega to adress her but it is nice to throw in a little variety once in a while. i think these names work for each boy 🥰

[musicalmoritz]

Hey uh ,,, do you have any songs that reminds you of tbhk? Like specific characters or relationships ?? (Also I plan on updating my mitsukou playlist I have for coping reasons so some recommendations on that would be nice) ( little cat ^. . ^ / )

OKAY so a little bit embarrassing but the way I listen to music 99% of the time is by imagining my hyperfixations with whatever I’m listening to so I am the perfect person to ask this question. Fair warning tho my music taste does dabble in basic territory. This is gonna be looooooong so fasten your seatbelts

• Using You by Mars Ago is such an AoiAoi song to me. There’s always one specific ship in a fandom that fits this song perfectly and for TBHK that is 100% AoiAoi

• Heart-Shaped Box by Nirvana gives me HakuSumi and Sakuhiko vibes. I lean more towards HakuSumi tho bcuz…well…those of you who know the meaning of this song will get it LOL

• Soooooo many Beetlejuice musical songs remind me of TBHK. I started to make like a whole playlist that told the plot of TBHK through musical theatre songs but I gave up after the Mitsuba arc and it never made it to Spotify. Maybe someday…

• Say My Name from Beetlejuice is obviously very HanaNene coded. And The Whole “Being Dead” Thing is giving Hanako coded. Dead Mom is very Kouded

• I Know It’s Today from the Shrek musical always makes me think of Nene

• Drift Away from Steven Universe…very Yako. Her waiting for Misaki every day before learning he died…oof

• Dear Theodosia from Hamilton Remind’s me of the Minamoto Siblings. With Teru as Burr singing abt Kou and then Kou as Hamilton singing abt Tiara

• Beautiful Boy by John Lennon reminds me of Teru and Kou

• On a similar note, I Wanna Hold Your Hand by The Beatles is soooooooo NeneMei coded. Yes I’m talking abt that scene where Nene asked Mei to hold her hand to trick her in an escape attempt. I think about it often

• Townie by Mitski makes me think of Teru. “I am not gonna be what my daddy wants me to be” yeah…

• Ever since I heard HISS by Megan Thee Stallion it has made me think of Teru. I feel like he would be her biggest fan

• Mine by Taylor Swift works so well for any Aoi ship but specifically Aoinene or AoiAoi. “You made a rebel of a careless man’s careful daughter” I mean c’mon her fears surrounding love all stem from her father abandoning her so yeah

• Okay you specifically asked for Mitsukou so I should probably talk abt them

• To me they are so Lana Del Rey core…Video Games…Ultraviolence…the Diet Mountain Dew demo…Summertime Sadness…Yes I know I’m making her most popular songs, hush

• Line Without A Hook by Ricky Montgomery. It’s extra gut-wrenching when it’s from Mitsuba’s pov imo but it works both ways

• Waving Through A Window from Dear Evan Hansen is so Sousuke core

• All of Taylor Swift’s Red album reminds me of them but specifically All Too Well (both versions), Red, Sad Beautiful Tragic, Stay Stay Stay, Begin Again, Better Man, Come Back…Be Here, The Very First Night, and…yeah basically all of Red (Taylor’s Version)

• Northern Downpour by Panic! At the Disco also makes me think of them, this is embarrassingly my favorite song of all time I can’t lie

• Lacy by Olivia Rodrigo is so Aoinene core, yes I have written a fic abt them with that title (a lot of these come from my fic titles ngl)

• Tainted Love by Soft Cell gives me strong Terukane vibes from Akane’s pov

• I Wanna Dance With Somebody and So Emotional by Whitney Houston both remind me of Aoinene as well, basically all of her album Whitney does ngl

• Edge of Seventeen by Stevie Nicks makes me think of Natsuhiko

• Bernadette by IAMX reminds me of Sakuhiko

• She Liked A Boy by Nxdia is very Aoinene coded

• Stupid With Love from the Mean Girls musical makes me think of MeiAoi, specifically the version with No.4 Mei

• Music of the Night from Phantom of the Opera is canonically Hanako coded like c’mon we have a whole au for this

• In addition, Think Of Mei is very Nene coded, All I Ask Of You is Mitsukouded, Notes is v Terukane coded, and the title song is so HanaNene

• Valley Of The Dolls by Marina is lowkey Aoi core with the whole “pick a personality” line and the concept of losing your identity as a woman due to the boxes society puts us in

• Gemini Moon by Reneé Rapp reminds me of Kou or Akane (mainly bcuz of the “I could never pick a side” line…bi kings)

• Fly Me To The Moon by Frank Sinatra makes me think of HanaNene (any old music does tbh, I have a whole playlist for it)

• Me and My Husband by Mitski is, like, THE Hakusumi song

• There Is A Light And It Never Goes Out by The Smiths is so Mitsukou like “to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die” ?? C’mon

• Violently shaking trying not to name every Fall Out Boy song in existence

• The Pros and Cons of Breathing is SO Aoinene guys (“wish that I was as invisible as you make me feel”)

• Hum Hallelujah could theoretically be Kou

• HOT TO GO! by Chappell Roan is the vibe I have assigned to Minami and Himari

• Stacy’s Mom for Mitsuba’s mother. No elaboration needed.

• You’re On Your Own, Kid by Taylor Swift makes me think of Teru :(

• Lithium by Nirvana reminds me of Akane but also every Nirvana song ever reminds me of Akane, I have assigned Akane to Nirvana

• Whitney Houston’s iconic cover of I Will Always Love You for HanaNene…yes indeed

• Taste by Sabrina Carpenter with Terukaneaoi (Teru sings it to Akane so instead it’s “you’ll just have to taste me while SHE’S kissing you”)

• I have assigned Olivia Rodrigo’s Guts album to HanaNene and Sour to Mitsukou

• Bcuz c’mon, Deja Vu is such a Mitsukou/Soukou song

• Maneater by Daryl Hall & John Oates is Ghost Hotel au Kou and then Maneater by Nelly Furtado is main universe Mitsuba (get it? bcuz cannibalism but also they’re gay-)

• I like the concept of a “maneater” being a gay man and a “womanizer” being a lesbian. Therefore Womanizer by Britney Spears is Mei’s song

• Oops! I Did It Again by Britney Spears is Aoi with AoiAoi

• Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter is Aoimei with OG Mei, Bad Chem is HakuSumi, and Please Please Please is Sakuhiko

• Holding Out For A Hero by Bonnie Tyler is a Natsuteru song I have dubbed it that way

• Landslide by Stevie Nicks is so Aoinene it hurts… “well I’ve been afraid of changing ‘cuz I built my life around you”

• Every Breath You Take by The Police reminds me of Mitsukou from Kou’s pov…my boy can get a little obsessive

• Obsessed by Olivia Rodrigo is THE Sakunene song, especially since Nene thought Sakura was Hanako’s girlfriend when they first met

• Honorable Mention by Fall Out Boy is lowkey Mitsuba like hear me out…or maybe more-so Sousuke

• Their song Pretty In Punk reminds me of both Mitsukou and Hanamitsu

• Two Player Game from Be More Chill is HanaKou and then A Guy That I’d Kinda Be Into is Mitsukou

• Part Of Your World from The Little Mermaid makes me think of Nene and then Poor Unfortunate Souls is Sakura (or Tsukasa). Kiss The Girl is HanaNene or Aoinene

• Kiss Me by Sixpence None The Richer is Terunene, I’m sorry Ik a lot of ppl hate it but I adore them

• On that note of overhated ships I love, Jessie’s Girl by Rick Springfield reminds me of TeruAoi

• Ooooh and Uptown Girl by Billy Joel is a MeiAoi song

• My Girlfriend Is A Witch by October Country is so Aoimei and Sakuhiko core

• I Fall In Love Too Easily by Chet Baker makes me think of Nene

• I could make a whole separate post abt TBHK and Taylor Swift songs so I’m trying not to yap abt her too much but When Emma Falls In Love also reminds me of Nene. And The Archer is Hanako. And Mirrorball is Akane. And The Lucky One is Aoi. And-

• The Masochism Tango by Tom Lehrer is so Mitsukou but specifically the way I write them, you guys have to see the vision (Natsuteru as well)

• Miss You Much by Janet Jackson is lowkey AoiAoi core, ngl I just wanted an excuse to bring up Janet Jackson

• And Escapade by Janet Jackson is Aoinene so real so true

• I have seen ppl attribute Picture You by Chappell Roan to Meinene and I agree. I will add that Casual is Sakuhiko core from Natsuhiko’s pov

• Rock ‘n’ Roll Suicide by David Bowie reminds me of Terukane, both as individual characters and as a ship

• I Know You by Faye Webster is like THE AoiAoi/Terukaneaoi song to me

• Paper Bag by Fiona Apple is Mitsuba to me, trust I will be writing a fic that uses a line from this song as the title (unless it’s already been done before…it’s a very popular song so like that’s possible…)

• Lonely Hearts Club by Marina makes me think of TeruAoi

• Animal Cannibal from Possibly in Michigan fits both Sumire and Mitsuba imo

• No Surprises by Radiohead makes me think of both Teru and Kou

• Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want by The Smiths also makes me think of Kou

• Our Last Summer by ABBA reminds me of the Severance arc in a very bittersweet way, specifically the ending

• Silver Springs by Fleetwood Mac fits like so many ships. Hakusumi, Mitsukou, HanaNene…

• Killing Me Softly With His Song by Fugees and Ms. Lauryn Hill makes me think of Sumire/Hakusumi

• I Put A Spell On You by Nina Simone is very Sakura core to me

• Heart Of Glass by Blondie with Mitsuba hear me out hear me out

• Smooth Criminal by Micheal Jackson with Aoi and the amount of times she’s almost died lol

• The Boys Of Summer by Don Henley with Hanako and Kou, or Kou/Yokoo/Satou

• Moon River with HanaNene. Now cry.

• Romeo And Juliet by the Indigo Girls with Aoimei

• Psycho Killer by the Talking Heads with Tsukasa

• And circling back to the musical songs. A Lovely Night from La La Land with MeiAoi

• Fight For Me from Heathers with Mitsukou. Candy Store with Terukaneaoi. Seventeen with HanaNene. Meant To Be Yours with any ship tbh these guys are all insane. Lifeboat with Aoi. Much to think about

• Stars from Les Misérables with Teru. Let me repeat. STARS FROM LES MISÉRABLES WITH TERU. He is so Javert coded Javert my babygirl from my favorite piece of media of all time that literally shaped who I am as a person

• Right Where You Left Me by Taylor Swift with Sumire

• Also all of the Sweeney Todd musical gives me TBHK vibes with all the cannibalism, I could make a whole au

• Camisado by Panic! At the Disco with Teru

• No Good Deed from Wicked with Hakubo snapping after Sumire’s death…Hakubo my beloved

• Popular from Wicked with Aoinene, What Is This Feeling? with Terukane

• The Confrontation from Jekyll & Hyde with the Yugi twins

• Don’t Rain On My Parade from Funny Girl with Nene

• Suddenly Seymour from Little Shop Of Horrors with Aoinene, AoiAoi, Mitsukou, or HanaNene

• I like to imagine Unlikely Lovers from Falsettos with Aoinene and Terukane

• Two Wuv by Tally Hall with Teruaoinene

• American Beauty/American Psycho by Fall Out Boy with AoiAoi

Okay I’m cutting myself off because the music + hyperfixation brainrot will never end. I hope this was somewhat enjoyable to ya’ll lol ty for giving me the chance to yap abt this

[not-an-alien-scientist]

"...many explorers had this lofty goal, they wanted to reach the North Pole the arbitrary place on our planet that is just a bunch of ice sheets sliding around, where all the longitude lines come together.

The place we just decided with math is the top of the earth. [...] that is what we are talking about. That is what the explorers wanted to get to... . . . so why attempt to reach an arbitrary bit of ocean that's super impractical and risky?

Because it's there dummy, we're humans we don't ask questions like that we just have to go"

"Who Really Got to the North Pole First?" by Johnny Harris

Oh this is SOOOOOOOO humans are weird proof. Not even meant to be in the genre, it falls into it because sometimes HASO tropes are too accurate. The guy loses 8 toes during the expedition..... and still decided to try and reach it again.

[bluemari23]

Hii 😊

Can I ask a request with BTS?

Early I was listening to Earth Song by Michael Jackson (a great song😂) and I thought "who of bts would sacrifice me to save the world vs sacrifice the world to save me", could you please make a hc with dat.

Thank you 💜 love yours blogs 💜

oooooooooooo! I truly had to think on this question but my brain turned it into like the quote "a hero would sacrifice you for the world. A villain would sacrifice the world for you".

soooooooo here we go!

would sacrifice you to save the world: Namjoon, Hoseok, Jin, and Taehyung.

I feel like Namjoon and Taehyung specifically feel so much love for the world and all aspects of it that they would feel that the sacrifice of one would not outweigh the sacrifice of the many. Namjoon especially because of his love of all the little things and the earth itself. Jin and Hobi would be the ones to think about it, because of their love for you, but then would also see that the world is more important than their love for one person.

would sacrifice the world to save you: Jimin, Yoongi, Jungkook

Jungkook and Jimin are very sensual and possessive individuals who seem to absolutely put everything of themselves into their loved ones. if they truly loved you, they would absolutely burn the world down just to keep you safe and with them. Yoongi might be a low-key lover, but he is just as possessive or even more so than the others. HIs love is literally like a fire, hot and burns forever. He would definitely do whatever he could, even sacrificing everything he knows, to keep you safe.

I hope this makes sense!

[honeylations]

- Flirt and Punches -

AHN YUJIN x FEM!READER

Prompt: Yujin pulls out all the pick up lines she knows by heart but she doesn’t expect the reactionyou give.

Warnings/Notes: Comedy, flirty Yujin, Yujin wants you so bad, You want Yujin so bad too but she’s annoying you too much LMAOJDJCJE

———

“Hey girl”

You dropped your head back with closed eyes and sighed heavily. You wonder why the Ive leader hasn’t given up yet. Actually the better question is:

“How and why are you here? This is a Le Sserafim private practice!” You snapped but Yujin could only fall in love more with your angry face.

She found it more cute than scary.

“Actually this is a private Le Sserafim AND Ive dance practice. We’re performing at the showcase too babe” She smiled with her dimple showing.

You tried your best to not fall for her charming face by sighing again before turning to your leader. “Chaewon Unnie you never told me Ive was practicing with us!”

Chaewon looked up from her phone with a confused look. “Ha?”

You turned back to the taller girl in front of you and crossed your arms. “You’re lucky we’re on our break right now. What do you want?”

“Ooh feisty, I like that. Anyways, did it hurt?” Yujin started, stepping closer to the point she was towering over you.

“D-Did what hurt?”

“Falling from heaven?” She smirked, biting her lower lip that you found so hypnotising.

You shook your head back to reality and grumbled under your breath. “Oh god, go away!”

“I know you like it baby, lemme take you out on a date!” She pleaded like the puppy she was and pouted.

“No! How many times do I have to tell you I’m not interested!”

News flash! You are lying. You are soooooooo interested.

“She’s lying!” Yunjin screamed from afar. “She loooovvvveeeees you Yujin! She dreams of kissing you like this” The American added before pretending to make out with Kazuha, making dramatic/fake kissing noises.

You felt your cheeks heat up at the memory. Yunjin and Kazuha came into your room one morning to wake you up only to find you saying Yujin’s name in your sleep before kissing your pillow.

You gave Shinez a busted lip that day.

“Don’t listen to them they’re liars!” You stammered and threw a middle finger at the two who were still pretending to make out.

“Kkura Unnie stop them please!” You whined.

Your eldest member rolled her eyes and pulled Zuha away from the other, scolding her in Japanese.

“You dream of kissing me?” Yujin asked with a smug look.

You forgot she was there. “Fuck. Off. Now.”

“Hey wait, there’s something on your face, Princess”

Here we go with the pet names again. Your eyes widened as Yujin backed you into the wall behind you, her left hand leaning against the wall while the other caressed your face.

“What are you doing?!”

“There’s something on your face” Yujin said softly, her thumb running across your cheek. “Oh wait it’s just beauty” She winked.

And that pushed your limits. With a clenched fist, you grimaced from the cringey line and threw your fist into the taller’s cheek, causing her to fall onto her back.

“Ow!”

You froze in place, realising what you had done.

Your members turned around and gasped. Chaewon was about to run up and help Yujin but Sakura pulled her leader’s arm back. “No no. Just watch” Sakura whispered while wiggling her eyebrows.

In panic, you immediately kneeled next to the fallen girl, helping her sit up. “I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to do that at all. I had it in my mind but my body just automatically reacted and-“

“It’s okay, Princess, really” Yujin chuckled with a bleeding lip.

“No it’s not. God, you’re bleeding, please don’t let Gaeul see this, she’ll rip me to shreds” You rambled, brushing your thumb gently over the wound but all Yujin could do was stare at your eyes then your lips.

“Gaeul isn’t like that don’t worry”

You froze noticing where Yujin’s focus was and you couldn’t help but stare at her lips too. “Yujin…”

“I think a kiss will make it all better” She whispered.

“Yujin…” You repeated breathlessly and the taller seemed to be entranced by the way you say her name.

“Yeah?”

“IF YOU DONT WANT ANOTHER PUNCH TO THE FACE, I SUGGEST YOU PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR HANDSOME ASS AND CUT THE GODDAMN FLIRTING!” You screamed, grabbing her by the collar.

“This was less romantic than I pictured” Chaewon mumbled to Sakura who could only giggle.

“Sorry sorry! I just like getting a reaction out of you. It doesn’t make it better since you’re like super duper pretty aswell” Yujin pouted and looked away.

You tried so hard to stay mad but the way she looked so puppy right now had got your heart melting. You sighed heavily and cupped her cheeks, making her look at you again. “If…If I let you take me out on a date, will you stop being annoying?”

Yujin’s eyes sparkled as she nodded but she blinked it away. “Wait I responded too fast to that. I do wanna take you out on a date and possibly make you my girlfriend hehe but that’s not gonna stop me and my cool pick up lines” She smirked.

“Ok fine. If we go on this stupid date will you at least act professional for the rest of this practice?”

“I’ll try my best” She smiled widely.

“Good. It’s settled then” You said while helping her stand up. “Your lip looks pretty bad”

“Then kiss it better” Yujin leaned her now bruised lip to you with her eyes closed.

Rolling your eyes, you went on your tippy toes and gave a soft kiss to the corner of her lips, just next to the bruise and Yujin’s eyes flew wide open. “There, better?”

The taller was left speechless, her eyes just following yours, not hearing her members call for her.

“Hey Yujin we need to practice you know!” Wonyoung yelled from afar.

You chuckled and poked Yujin’s cheek. “Go practice. We’ll talk later”

“O-Okay…” The Ive leader gulped and watched you walk off, her fingers lingering on the spot your lips had just kissed.

[radioroxx]

*slides you $500 in monopoly money* spare deets about the isafrin kids? i love them soooooooo much and would love love love to know even more!!!

like!! how did they get wished into existence? were they just There one day as small kids, or did they come as babies? did aurore come first and then eile? and isafrin!!! they look different!!?!!?! love love love love postcanon designs and would love to hear your thoughts on them (and! their bonding earrings??)

I WROTE THIS OUT AND REALIZED HOW STUPID LONG IT IS SO. ITS GOING UNDER A CUT. WOWZERS

Ok first- WISH BABIES!!!

uh. uhm. uh

ahah. oops!!

though we did get to discussing a few options after getting this ask (more like. i. asked them. and they provided. im not the thinker in this group. hehe!)

(@chromatasia )

for context on this one- i believe a while ago we also talked about wishing involving sacrificing? the idea of givinf up a piece of yourself (sometimes physically, like hair) to help power a wish! or link yourself to it?

a second option (three whole screenshots…)

(@unregisteredskybox )

carve your own baby!! yay!

general idea for our fankids though is that yes, they were created super young. and as babies. so aurore wouldve been crafted a few years before eilé :)

so yea ur two options <3 pick i guess lol. i dont have a solid idea there.

the second half of your questions- yes!! isafrin! theyre older and different!! wahoo!

the older isafrin designs were moreso. i wanted to have a little fun and made them. lawl. but now i get an excuse to share anyway :) so here!!

numbered the details to make it a lil easier. also dont mind these r quick scribbles,,

1- general outfits and stuff. siffrins i wanted to keep mostly similar to how i usually draw them. sleeveless top, horrible and unnecessary amount of belts,, knowing that hes maybe not as eager to change as some others might be. they are comfortable in their style and thats what matters. for isabeau i wanted to keep a familiar vibe, but still change it up. i think he would still wear clothes that are flowy-er etc etc, buuut yeayeayea. not an outfits guy really so jfkf theyre pretty simple.

2- themb!! they look different! siffrins hair is longer obv obv, and no lightless dye anymore. they tie it back usually, but he still likes it long. also some facial hair. important to me. (you may also notice lack of eyepatch,, personal hc that siffrin gets more comfortable without it after making up with bonnie some more. that he maybe depending on it a lot because he thought it would make them uncomfortable, which theyyy dont have to worry about. anymore! so less eyepatch. sometimes still though). isa on the other hand looks mooostly the same! except. ofc. bigger beard. you guys should know i love my beards by now. lawl. other than that mostly the same,, physical pain in me trying to think of a different hairstyle for him… maybe in the future but for now he gets This.

3- new cloak-thing for sif! his regular cloak is probably much more well suited for the travelling lifestyle, much less the domestic stay-at-home lifestyle, soo they changed it up! (and totally not an excuse for isabeau to try out craft stitching nooo definitely not as practice for the future whaat who said that.) they will still wear the old cloak occasionally, buuut not as often as they used to.

4- finally! bonding earrings!!! yes! the designs themselves are pretty simple. squares and change symbols for the design sif made for isa, and a star with bits that go ding-ding that isa made for sif. more importantly, siffrin carved the earrings himself! it is. hard. to do that. a design that is so small. there were many failed attempts and scraped ideas but they got it done! and isa loves them very much. for isas design, the main star part is glass, and the dangling bits are carved gems (picture isabeau, panicking because this is siffrin hes making these for so it needs to be perfect. and he gets odile to help him, because despite all the teasing she is ofc very fond, and helps him out with that aspect of the design.)

ok thats all - bye bye bye

[netherfeildren]

guys I've gotten so many questions asking me to explain the a/b/o terminology, the trope, the kink, etc. but I feel soooooooo unserious typing it all out LMAO pls just google it for my poor old sake. I can't type out the word knot and gland and try to explain what it is in a normal literal way without feeling like I'll die of embarrassment 😭😭😭

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I invite everybody who took the other users side in that situation to find me a single situation where I was fatphobic and or went out of my way to be cruel or malicious to another user. After these crickets end, I'd like to invite the OP to prove that my reblog asking what their post means caused them hundreds of harassing messages in mere minutes, like they claimed. I will wait.

They posted one single message they got, from a person who wasn't a follower of mine and who responded to them after another user reblogged their post, which was confirmed by that other user. Before they closed their replies and closed themselves in an echochamber of people agreeing with them, I checked the notes a final time and though they did get criticism, as did I (and you all do know I listen to you and hear you and am always, ALWAYS open to conversation), those hundreds of messages of hate were nowhere to be seen.

Do you know why I know for sure they're lying about getting soooooooo much hate because of me? First of all, I've never cultivated a bullying culture on my blog. My followers can attest to that. I never supported users brigading for me. I don't have a cult following either way, but you can say I even discourage brigading. I always ask my followers not to fight others on my behalf. Not that it's necessary, because no one can say I get into drama often. Since making this blog, I can count maybe 5 situations that would be considered 'situations' to begin with. I don't have fans. I have bloggers that enjoy the content I post.

But secondly and more conclusively easily proven with numbers, I simply don't have that reach, nor do I have that many followers who are both active and fatphobic. I don't support fatphobia. I spoke out against fatphobia on this site. I've experienced it myself and I know how hurtful it is. My activity for this blog is abysmal due to me all but abandoning OTID in throes of my mental health battles. My posts get maybe 300 notes in total, over a 1000 if they're a hit reblog but that's it.

Hundreds of hate messages in minutes? Very unlikely. I'm not ashamed to admit OTID isn't what it used to be and that's completely on me and it's completely fine. My struggles stopped me from giving you the best possible OTID experience that you could've gotten and I feel very sorry for that, but I can be realistic and admit that this blog is just not that active anymore, and that's okay. All things die out with time. Lying on me wont change the facts that you're lying.

I also invite the people who say I should've known better and that my intent was unclear in asking the question, to explain about what I should have known better and to prove I was somehow malicious. Why would I be malicious? Why would I attack OP in the way they claim I did? When do I ever do that? How does that even make sense? You can still go through the notes and see that after I asked them for an explanation, nobody attacked them. You can also see that the OP went out of their way to attack me, while they explained calmly to another user what they meant.

What makes us different? Neither one of us understood. I can't read tones online, neither can that other user. I also am not a native speaker, so I sometimes get things wrong, hence why I asked. Why do they deserve kindness and I am accused of ill-intent for asking the same thing? Their replies and notes were off. I couldn't see the replies. This isn't Twitter. If you close those things off, other users don't see them and can't know you've made them. Why would anyone post things publicly but not expect a public response from anyone else?

I'd understand if I was attacking OP and they reacted like this, but I wasn't. My response wasn't malicious. I asked the source to explain, because I didn't understand. How is that malicious? To the people who say they see their point, please explain, because I do not see it and I really want to know. How is me genuinely asking what something that I don't understand means malicious? Even after publicly saying that I actually agree with a lot of things they said on their blog about fatphobia and so on. Supporting the cause? Understanding their points? Agreeing? I'm malicious?

I would also like to invite the people who claim I asked them in a known and rude/malicious meme format kind of way to prove that I did that. I did not know of this meme you speak of, but after checking for it online and finding the "well-known meme format" that was mentioned (which wasn't that well-known since I've never heard of it), my wording was not the same. It wasn't even close. So this argument, how can you claim it to be true?

And lastly, can anyone sincerely tell me how does it make sense for me to suddenly have a complete personality change, decide to reblog something to troll a user I don't even know just to be cruel to them, suddenly be malicious and fatphobic and be a completely different person that you all have known me to be for the past six years? If that was really who I am, wouldn't have the masked slipped way sooner? Why would I pretend to be not a complete POS all this time to have "What does this mean?" hill to die on? This is silly.

I wasn't being fatphobic. I wasn't mocking OP. I wasn't attacking OP. I wasn't being 'snarky'. I simply asked them what something they said meant, because I didn't understand what they meant. My brain wasn't computing. I didn't get their wording. I stumbled upon their post on the explore page, and wasn't seeking them out to antagonize them or anything else they might have claimed. I don't like hurting people. I don't go out of my way to hurt people. If I do hurt somebody I want to do everything in my power to correct it.

My followers weren't harassing them after that question. The OP didn't receive hundreds of hate messages after that question. OP is lying and it's easily to prove that they are. I don't know why they're lying and I'm not willing to get into that because I can't even assume, but one thing is clear - OP had a disproportionate reaction to a question that shouldn't have warranted such a reply. They doubled down and continued claiming victimhood in a situation where they haven't been victimized.

I genuinely feel sorry for them. I believe they've been victimized before. I know this sounds patronizing, but I really do feel sorry for them. I just don't appreciate that they've decided to do a victim cosplay over this and tried to villainize me for asking this question:

Ending this with my final thoughts: fatphobia is real and hurts people. I don't support fatphobia. I don't stand for it. I've met a lot of fatphobes in my life and all of them were deeply hurtful and insecure people who took out their insecurities on others. Here on OTID we don't vibe with shaming people for their weight nor for how they look. Fat people are people. Skinny people are people. We're all the same on the inside, bones and organs. What matters is how we treat others. I want to spend my days treating others with kindness and receiving kindness back. I like putting smiles on people's faces, not hurting others. I do get it wrong sometimes, and I acknowledge that, but I always try to correct myself, learn and be a better person. I admit when I'm wrong.

If this is my hill to die on, then so be it. But I promise you that I did not reblog OP's post and asked that question to make fun of them or invite harassment to them. I can't believe I even have to repeat this so many times, but I was asking because I didn't understand. I stand behind everything I've said. If your claim to fame is trying to fight me, you highly overestimate how many active followers I have and the kind of community you'll find here. If you want to cancel me for being fatphobic, I'm sorry to say but the only person I've ever been cruel to and who I've bodyshamed was my own self.

[unicornofthesun13]

Ranking my JWCT AUs by how likely I am to actually write them

Scream AU 7/10 It's a lot of work but I hyperfixated on this for a whole weekend and the whole thing is planned out. It's my baby. The chapters will be long and I know I'll get obsessed once I start. Might have to save this one for after A Levels.

Superhero AU 10/10 Already writing it. The question becomes if I'll finish it with everything else vying for my attention

Camp Cretaceous Didn't Happen 8/10 Well, the campers still went to camp but the park didn't fall while they were there. They parted ways as almost friends. Then, after dinosaurs make it to the mainland, Darius is working with the DPW and Brooklynn contacts him out of nowhere. She asks for help with an investigation. Roadtrip ensues. I only just came up with this one but it is officially rotting my brain. I have soooooooo many ideas. Plus, it's a little easier to get people on board than the other ones.

Star Wars AU 4/10 There's nothing concrete but sometimes a short scene pops into my head and I just think it would be cool. Might make a one-shot series or something. I don't know if I have the energy for a whole space opera.

Agents of Shield AU 1/10 This would literally just be for me and even then the idea isn't that concrete. I just think it's neat.

Small Town Mystery 7/10 Darius returns home to his hometown after six years away. He left after a mysterious incident tore apart his friendship group. Now he's home, he starts to uncover what happened all those years ago. The vibes would be great but I need to be in the right mood to actually write it. I'm tempted to make it Benrius (no promises) which would be the first time I'm writing them and that's scary.

Soulmates AU 6/10 I really want to write this but I don't actually know how it would work. As a multi-shipper, it would be really interesting to play with all the dynamics and I also want platonic soulmates in there. However, I'm still debating over what type of soulmates to go with. So eventually, it'll probably happen when I actually get my act together.