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[boghermit]

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[ripplesinthesand]

and if i said that alicent's final words in fire and blood are indeed going to be changed in the show to be about rhaenyra and this is the reason why one of their first scenes is them reading together under the weirwood tree......

[sparkymalone]

I know, I shouldn't make so many polls and I'M SORRY but I have a genuine question.

So I've got this idea kicking around for a camboy AU chapter, but I can't decide if it would actually work for Kuzuhina. Like, on the one hand, I can't really imagine either of them becoming a camboy, but on the other hand, I already made a fucking strip club AU, so is this really that different? lol

So please let me know what you lovely people think.

[bimollymauk]

I have ADHD! Life isn't supposed to be this fucking hard! My stupid brain is working against me!

[i-promise-i-am-not-on-drugs]

o h

[gongyussy]

good thing from jp twitter this week is queen of old man yaoi michiru sonoo discovering the term old man yaoi

update: somehow it got impossibly more wholesome

quick translation: おかえり: welcome home あ 終わった 終わった: ahhh, it's over! it's done! コーヒー? お茶?: coffee? tea? コ~ヒ~ ありがと: coffee, thank you~ ネクタイレア★★ ネクタイ取るレア★★★★: seeing him with a tie on, rarity level ★★, seeing him take a tie off, rarity level ★★★★ にあうな~: it suits him~

also please do follow: AraigumaSha: sensei's twitter account marureviere: maru, who does such valuable work highlighting bl manga for an international audience

[windwenn]

Been re-watching gravity falls for the summer

[marinewaltz]

YAYYYYY WAHOO (CHEERING) DUNMESHI SEASON 2!!!!!!!

i drew stickers of the gang incapacitated by stomachaches

[fallen-goldfishcracker]

Wyll is so fucking funny and no amount of acknowledgement about this could ever be enough. He's literally walking around being so casually hilarious completely under-the-radar. He calls Halsin a "thick hunk of an elf". He once accidently implied that he was fucking an ogre instead of killing it and then proceeded to absolutely stumble his way through explaining. He gets excited by Lae'zel talking about carnal pleasures. He canonically tells his pessimistic thoughts to shut the hell up. He volunteers to babysit Shadowheart's hypothetical werewolf babies as long as she gets him gloves. He tries to give Gale a hero moniker like his own. He jokes that his father, the Grand Duke of Baldur's Gate, can't spell. He calls Astarion "Mister Fangs". He makes up storybook chapter names for his own fucking adventures. As a child he got chased by the Flaming Fist for stealing fruit, nearly drowned trying to find mermaids in the harbor, and almost successfully broke into the Counting House. He reads monster erotica, and is not ashamed to tell you about it. He ranks eating pudding among life's greatest moments. He will, without shame and completely unprompted, meow at you. He is 24 years old.

[paintedcrows]

what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then

[divineandmajesticinone]

BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN (1935) dir. James Whale

Elsa Lanchester as Mary Shelley & The Bride of Frankenstein

[averythepirate]

It is the only surviving fragment of a lost medieval manuscript telling the tale of Merlin and the early heroic years of King Arthur's court. In it, the magician becomes a blind harpist who later vanishes into thin air. He will then reappear as a balding child who issues edicts to King Arthur wearing no underwear. The shape-shifting Merlin – whose powers apparently stem from being the son of a woman impregnated by the devil – asks to bear Arthur's standard (a flag bearing his coat of arms) on the battlefield. The king agrees – a good decision it turns out – for Merlin is destined to turn up with a handy secret weapon: a magic, fire-breathing dragon. 

[let-them-fight]

can we stop doing this trope

[arsenicpanda]

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S (2023)

[valtsv]

i really like the expression "gutted" and its variations. this sucks so bad it's like being disembowelled.

[sangrefae]

i love getting to see day one expac launch bugs such as "eating pizza breaks male au ra faces" and "syrcus tower now has savage level difficulty mechanics"