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read that post blacked out and woke up with this on my computer. crazy. stay safe out there everyone

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Americans be like “They never taught us that at school” as if they’re a little farm girl living in dustbowl Oklahoma during the 1930s. Like maybe if you ask peepaw real nice he will take you on the wagon to town on the next supply run and you can check out this hot new thing called “a public library” while he’s watering the horses. Or you could just google it.

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he has a name :(

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Know Your Bird-Related Auguries.

Original comic post.

SMBC ◆ PATREON ◆ INSTAGRAM ◆ TWITTER ◆ STORE

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The One Where FRIENDS Turns 30 🥳 ⤷ Friends (1994-2004)

Welcome to the real world. It sucks! You're gonna love it.

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poppa nippin

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LEGO - Rubber Duck 

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Not telling your kid they have a learning disability, chronic illness, mental illness etc. so they can “feel normal” actually does the opposite. They will not feel normal if they do not have the context to understand that their normal will be different from that of their peers.

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Has anyone done this yet?

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due to systemic oppression, usamerican leftists don't currently have the political power to instate a leftist president. we do, however, have enough power to make one of two candidates lose the election. we could use this power to make the white supremacist lose to the black woman, or we could use it to make the black woman lose to the white supremacist. the obvious choice for leftists would be to prioritize making the white supremacist lose, but tumblr users have devised a loop hole, where they agitate primarily for making the black woman lose, but omit the detail about who she would be losing to. this makes their stance more palatable to people who correctly believe that having a white supremacist president would be the worst possible outcome.

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Meme news: The Brazilian actress Renata Sorrah came out as bisexual at the age of 76

That's her, btw

She's an icon and also very talented. We Stan.

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I have never seen bigger dick energy in my entire life!! Holy fuck this woman is queen shit!!