#sooooo much fun making this pot

[bltchkawa]

Classy goromi… I’m love you

[mechawolfie]

I love to be dizzy and nauseous and lightheaded and feel pain all over it's so fun!!! my family is right I'm like this on purpose I love to be in pain and I love to avoid doing the dishes by any means necessary!!! i would rather individually hit every single of my nerve endings with a micro hammer than do the dishes , in fact I'm doing that right now so i won't have to do dishes today!!!! yay this is so fun!!!!!!! fuck work !!!!!!!!!!!!

[inf3ct3dd]

ellie headcanons pt 4.!

warnings: literally nothing

content: loser!ellie x reader

authors note: brewing a full length fic in my mind rn… this might be the last hc post 😓!!!

pt.3. taglist!

- loves matching with you. keychains, shoes, outfits, literally anything. if you have dyed hair, she’d dye a piece of hers to match you.

- makes up elaborate plots to kiss you bc she’s too cool and nonchalant to ask for a kiss 😕😕

“ugh, my lips are just sooooo dry…”

“didnt you literally just put chapstick on 5 minutes ago?”

“yknow chapstick these days…so…low quality.”

“is this your weird way of asking me to kiss you?”

“noooo what!!! thats craaaaazy i have nooo idea what you’re talking about!!!”

smooch

“you’re so stupid.”

“i feel sooooo moisturized right now”

- always fidgeting with something. probably has a rubix cube keychain 😕🔥🔥

- speaking of, she has an excessive amount of keychains. like so many.

- covers her eyes and peaks through her fingers every time you change infront of her

- definitely audibly said “woah” when she saw ur boobs for the first time

- has so many dumb socks. dinosaurs, minecraft, pickles, literally anything she likes she has a pair of socks for

- scarily good at roblox obbies. you literally can’t play with her because she’ll be done in like 5 minutes 😞

- loves those papas cooking games. her faves are the taco mia one and the sushi-ria

- arizona green tea 🗣️🗣️

- will put on awful accents for hours on end just for fun 😞 esp the italian accent. it’s ridiculous 💔💔 or that frat dude accent

“suhhh dude”

- definitely built her own pc. put a picture of you in it too ☹️☹️

- calls you “dude” or “bro” on accident sometimes

- absolutely constantly argues w ppl on the internet. if she gets bored she just tells them to kts and blocks them 😕

- MAKES THE BEST PASTA EVER!!! it’s literally her favorite food and she’s constantly cooking it. even makes her own sauce 🔥🔥

- tries to do tricks while she’s smoking and just ends up a coughing mess

- her default pose in every picture is just her doing a thumbs up and looking at the camera like this 😐 but whenever she takes a picture with you she is absolutely CHEESING

- randomly takes 0.5 pictures of you constantly. has a whole album in her phone of all the pictures

- barely ever uses instagram, and all her posts are just pictures of you.

- “i could take a bear in a fight.”

- loves balancing things on your head when you fall asleep around her. one time you woke up to like 20 cheerios falling on your lap

- whenever she’s home alone she puts on insanely random outfits and then forgets she’s wearing them. one time you came home to her sleeping on the couch in a full suit

- lets you stand on the cart in the grocery store so she can stand behind you and push it around

- has had the same backpack since the 5th grade. she’s had to sow it back together 20 times and she refuses to throw it away because its “special”

- stalks all your reposts on tiktok when she’s bored

“was this about me???”

- absolutely disgusted by like…any type of canned food. she will not go near it. ESPECIALLY SARDINES

- makes a million typos every time she texts you. her messages are like ancient scrolls you have to decipher to read

“sre tou comungw over todqy ??”

- every time she wears a hat she wears it backwards

- hates sharing her food, but will constantly eat yours

“just a little bite!!!” and she eats like half of it 😒

- has the julien baker rainbow guitar strap

- literally loves apples. so much. apple juice, apple pie, apple cider, literally ANYTHING that has apples in it/ is apple flavored she will DEVOUR IT

- whenever she cooks for herself, she just eats it straight out of the pot/pan.

“whats the point?? ‘s just more dishes to wash 😒”

taglist: if ur name is crossed, i cant tag u :((

@princessguardian444 @mina-281 @leatheredhearts @r3wbeef @dinaissoprettyoml @forelliesposts @lov3lylotus @melissabarrerass @greencacty @as2rid @kingofmylastkiss @dollietes @ellieslilsIvvt @pl9ys @bbygrlshelbs @gayh0rr0r @sawaagyapong @paran0id0blivi0n @bubs-world @mag-mfm @bearieio @slutshies @horror-whoree @calystas-morning-tea @ilovaffles @fr3sh-tragedies @iloveeyousblog @maris-koffin @emonopolyman @elliesgflol @girlwonderchloe @brunettedolls-blog @beestar120 @ddreabea @ibloom4u @elliesmellsbad @thecowardwrites @owmoiralover @yuyans-stuff @minixmel @ellesslutt @swtsuna @saggykneecaps @4rt3m1ss @clouded-whispers @baldph0bic @elleatethat @certifedcrybunny @staxz8 @astridnyx31 @0rb1t-s4turn @amandla111 @kalia31 @spinnyshark @cewcumbers @urnewghostfriend @dinasmoon @teeveegirl @iwantsoda @lunascerebro @matildalee @rach-0000 @er-or101 @our-horse @armins1ut @syrenada @seventeenelliesgf @jellysangelstar @f3r4lfr0gg3r @ilovelyby @people0know @sapphicsstars @hi2647 @mousymaven @echostinn @bratydoll

[shalomniscient]

ok so your reply to my ask had me go kjsrmaxxing brainrot and i remember another one of your posts related to how handfeeding is a very underrated form of loving and also kjsr is a fan of sweets and in my culture, it's very popular to welcome back or just generally handfeed a sweet to a loved one. i just want her to get pampered. also again projecting here but parents love to flex their childrens achievements, of course, it comes from a both bad and good perspective but just imagine r's parents are just so proud of kujou sara that they have to mention to everyone how amazing she is and shes so shocked at just how much love they have to share with her. it's also would be so cute if r and their family were sweet tooths but always made sweets just for kujou sara, cause she's not just someone who r loves but also the family cause now kujou sara is part of r's family. she has this place and they are not letting her EVER feel like she doesn't belong in that place, they would always welcome her with warm hands.

also r's siblings would definitely force her to play games with them, like just imagine this 6'4 lady and a bunch of five year olds playing sword fighting (wooden swords). ughhh i love her.

sobbing at the thought of reader's dad being an actual dad for sara... clapping her on the shoulder for a job well done and shaking her a lil in that fond way dads do. and then actually saying "good job, kid," OMLLLL she'd literally melt. has to hold herself back from crying. SHDKJSHDKJS and i KNOWWWW reader's mom is flexing her daughter in law (or future daughter in law. in which case sara goes completely red in the face whenever this is mentioned) like "oh, sara help me lift all the heavy pots i had in the garden. all on her own! i bet your son in law couldn't do that" hdsjhfksfj like the family loves her sooooo much ough it makes me so sick in a good way. them remembering her favorite foods and sweets and making them for her... just the way that someone keeps her in mind... crying sobbing throwing up actually. and she's definitely getting roped into playfights with reader's siblings. she probably uses the opportunity to actually teach them a little bit about swordplay, but she recognises that the moment is for fun and not totally about teaching so she chills out. maybe takes a few hits so the kids can go back and tell their parents they beat the legendary general... anon she's so cute what if i died i need to give her a family posthaste

[carelessflower]

saturday 🥡👔

so many things done so little lesson studied

outfit checkout first, fun fact the key chain was phone accessories and bracelet that doesn't fit and I adjust them into keychains

got up at 8 for breakfast which should be a crime CRIMINAL but at least I got hủ tiếu mì khô. i literally scroll tiktok drooling stomach buzzing last night lmao

next went to katinat (coffee & tea shop) and they're having this program where if u buy a big size drink u get these free pink cups that is reusable! so barbie. also I got creme brulee oolong tea which is so tea thick

then lunch! we had something called cơm thố (basically cooked in a special brick pot that kept the heat longer than normal one, we also used it to make cá, thịt kho). now ranking!

dish of pork with special paste: solid, the salty from the paste and a bit of vinegar in there balance it out well

braised fish (not picture): 8.5/10, better than I expected!

chicken braised with lemongrass: 8/10, a bit sweeter than I wanted, I prefer it to be saltier and spicier

grilled eggplant with spicy sweet fish sauce: 10/10, amazing no note my fav

fried pork: 8.5/10, you know this typically be my fav but I think they cut the portion short this time also the flavor was bland

pork stew with bamboo shoots: 8.9/10, good buck too much scallions

in my corporate era, i look like an accountant omgggg

and look this store sell kinda it girl office siren style and im pretty sure I can fit in only this jacket (would prefer without the bow tho). and ain't that collar and corset style dress would look sooooo good if only I can fit in

and looked another round of drinks...this time ice freeze oreo...look I gotta debauch myself before locking in for final exam lmaoo

and look pic of pretty sky i took!

[s3cr3tjuic3]

Listen.

I’ve seen some of your older hunger games agere posts. I have a request for a severely underrated character (in my opinion-)

…..Thresh agere headcanons?? Little, Caregiver, Flip, I don’t know; ID LIKE HEADCANONS FOR HIM :(

i gotta admit, seeing the notif with just "Listen." made me nervous lol

BUT I AGREE!! Thresh is very underrated!

sooooo, ask and you shall receive!!

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Flip!Thresh Headcanons!

R!Thresh

-Thresh regresses to middle years, usually 9-12. if he has a particularly bad day, he feels a little smaller but never smaller than 6.

-Thresh regressed frequently back in his district with his family. he's a pretty independent little so he normally keeps to himself. when he's feeling smaller than normal, he'll cling to his grandmother's side. their favorite activity together is baking pies if they have the resources :) he looooves peach cobbler

-when he's by himself likes to play with some of his old wooden dolls that he has hidden under his mattress. he has the same continuous storyline he's been adding to for a few years.

-he also keeps a small journal where he likes to write a shortened version of his storyline and what he thinks will happen next time he plays

-he has insomnia, and that only gets worse when he's small. he has a small music box that his mother gifted him on one of his birthdays. when he has bad nights or just cant fall asleep, he lays on the floor, winds up the music box, lays there with his eyes closed and hums along until it stops. then starts the process all over again until he falls asleep or the sun rises, whichever happens first.

-wheh he does fall asleep, especially after regressing, he sleeps like a rock. it takes his sister banging pots and pans together to wake him up. if he's particularly cranky during the day, and his grandmother convinces him to take a nap, he sleeps through everything around him.

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CG!Thresh

-when being a caregiver, Thresh fits the gentle giant stereotype extremely closely. he's very soft-spoken towards his little and encourages them gently. he doesnt talk much, usually when his little talks to him or asks him a question. otherwise, he prefers a comfortable silence or the chatter and babbles from his little.

-he's rather awkward when playing with a little, or just in general, and usually chooses to watch over them while they play and explain what their doing. if his little somehow manages to drag him into playing pretend or something similar, he likes to play the villain/monster and make silly noises.

-since he's very tall and noticeably strong, he can easily pick up his little and carry them around if they want that. he really enjoys carrying around littles since he doesn't have to talk to them much and a lot of the time, they spend all their time in his arms giggling from bounces or falling asleep from repetitive swaying.

-he is also very strict with rules. he's not mean but he makes sure that routine is in order. bedtime is bedtime and (almost) no amount of puppy dog eyes can convince him to let his little stay up much later. now, if his grandmother is helping him look after a little, thats another story.

-he loves giving gifts to his little. a lot which are handmade from scratch and extra junk he can find lying around. since he's very strict, he uses the gifts as a reward system for his little. good behavior means a new gift. small things for small gifts, bigger things for bigger gifts. it works well for his love of gift giving and for encouraging his little to be on their best behavior

-he's not much for initiating physical touch/affection, but if his little asks or even just clings to him, he easily accepts it, but makes sure to ask them what they want specifically.

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i really hope this lived up to your expectations lol, i had lots of fun with this :]

ty for sending this in!

also i so did not spellcheck this

[pinktinselmonstrosity]

get to know you - tag game

i was tagged by the lovely @honeyvanity to do this tag game!! thank you so much, this was fun <3

last song you listened to: leavin' on your mind by patsy cline! i rewatched desert hearts the other night so i'm in a country mood

favourite colour: contrary to popular opinion it isn't pink! but i am one of those annoying people who doesn't have just one favourite colour, i have lots of very specific favourite shades. at the moment i'm very into sage green! i also just dyed my hair red so i'm into red too (the green clothes/red hair combo goes hard)

currently watching: finally got around to house of the dragon and it's sooooo good! taking a little break just now to watch the great british sewing bee final though

favourite flavour: this is SO hard but i'm going to go with strawberry? if there's a choice of (artificial) flavours of things (eg drinks, sweets, whatever) i am chosing strawberry 99% of the time

current obsession: my current obsession is anything that isn't doing my dissertation! i have been learning complicated single-player card games, planning a road trip across the entire usa, and collecting john le carré novels. my studies are in shambles please i need help

last thing you googled: 'māori beliefs waka' on google scholar because i was actually doing my dissertation work earlier lmao

favourite season: AUTUMN. no further comment needed

skill you'd like to learn: i am desperate to learn pottery!!! i did a couple of classes when i was younger and i've done some hand built/air dry stuff at home, but i'd love to learn to throw and glaze and fire my own pots

best advice: 'you have more time than you think to do the things you want to do'. when we got our first serious exam results in school they got our parents to secretly fill in these little notecards that we got surprised with in our results envelopes, and that's one of the things my parents wrote. i still have the card and it still makes me tear up even thinking about it, because feeling like i've run out of time is something i still really struggle with <3

this was really fun, thanks for the tag! tagging @5bi5 @spnyuri @u-f-o-friend @bansheesofinisherin2022 @frankensteintrans if they want to do it!

[zzoomacroom]

Ooohhh, new getting to know you game!

Tagged by @4typercent and @tj-dragonblade, thanks babes! 💗💗💗

Who was your first fictional crush?

Disney's Aladdin lmao. I remember watching it with my cousin and both of us being like 😍

What's the first colour you think of when I tell you to think of a colour?

Oh fuck uhhhhhhhh orange. No wait, blue!

Which fanfiction emotionally scarred you and still makes you shudder to this day?

I'd rather not say because it's from my current fandom and it's actually really good (the part I read anyway), but I had to stop reading because it squicked me out badly and triggered some old trauma. But that's on me for not taking the tags seriously enough

I'm coming to your house for dinner, non-negotiable, what are you making me?

Umm uhhhh I don't know, what do you like? This is a lot of pressure 😭 how about some pasta? With like a bunch of veggies and pesto sauce? I can make some pretty good soups? Or I could make carnitas in the crock pot and we can have tacos (don't worry, I get the good tortillas from the Mexican grocery store, none of that Mission bullshit)

Do you prefer lions or kangaroos?

Kangaroos, they're like real life Pokémon

Which fictional villain do you brush past the glaringly obvious issues for because you really like them?

Oh gosh I'm drawing a blank...I kind of agree with @tj-dragonblade about Erik from Phantom of the Opera. Only because I was like 15 when I saw it and thought "I want a dark, mysterious man with a beautiful voice to be obsessed with me 🥺"

Oh, and Jareth from Labyrinth. I mean, come on, it's Bowie. Hmm, I may have a type...

What would accompany your picture in the Burn Book in Mean Girls?

Fat, annoying nerd with a mustache

How many days would you last in the universe of your favourite fandom?

I'd probably be fine, I tend to stay out of trouble and I'm not important enough to get the attention of any villains (hopefully)

Have you heard of Mischief Theatre?

No, but I just googled it and it sounds like fun

Do you feel sorry for Medusa?

I guess? Idk, if anything I envy her--snake hair and the ability to turn people to stone? Sounds awesome, sign me up. Yeah, it's probably obvious that I don't know much about Greek mythology

Which song makes you think of your OTP?

"In My Life" by the Beatles is sooooo dreamling coded, I might just work it into one of my fics. Also "Shelter Song" by Temples. But I can manage to make nearly any song about my blorbos

Which song makes you dissociate and daydream the fastest?

Pink Floyd's "Atom Heart Mother" suite. It sounds like the soundtrack to some grand, epic adventure

No pressure tags: @duckland @marvagon @kydrogendragon @tryan-a-bex @mallory-x @goofygooberton @fleabagoftheendless and anyone else who wants to join in! ✨️

[thatweirddolldude]

I haven't posted any of my hyper specific HCs about tmagp.

Alice and Sam met at a British Arab inclusion club.

Alice got a Penile inversion vaginoplasty in 2019 and now tells people her dick got bit off by a shark.

Sam is intersex and didn't find out until far into adulthood when his doctor told him he has nonfunctional ovaries and that's why his hormone levels are so fucky and is the reason his body has felt so weird after and during puberty.

Celia got a phalloplasty with no depth removed in 2021. She still identifies as a woman and enjoys her vagina, she just didn't like her clit.

Gwen has done SOOOOO much coke. Like SO much- but if you ever ask her about it she will literally call you crazy and say she would never do anything like that.

Alice realized she was trans by jokingly calling her dick "a girl" after trying to make fun of a female classmate for calling her boobs "boys"

By g_d never ask Alice to smoke weed with you, she could outsmoke Snoopdog if she wanted.

Celia has a very shitty stink n poke of a rabbit on her inner thigh she did herself when she was 13.

Lena owns a 420 Barbie rolling tray, she bought it when she was like 20, but she doesn't really smoke pot anymore so it just sits in a box in storage somewhere never to be seen again.

Alice is very much into Gimp and BDSM and one time made the mistake of making a non graphic reference to Fuck Water(gimp suit lube) in ear shot of Gwen. Gwen, who didn't know what Fuck Water was, went out of her way to look up what Fuck Water is and then got openly hostile and mad and acted like the joke was directed at her.

[jalicefanficblog]

Can you write some simple Chaggie fluff about making hot chocolate together

I´am pretty sure Hell has almost every version of our social media apps. And because we already got sinstagram, why not have Sinstrest as well? Vox already has his big influence, so get the picture based app some time to shine withouth our TV Demons Name in the front. Also - I am kind of thinking about making myself now a hot choclate together (p.s. team make your hot choclate on the oven instead the microwave, i think it tastes a tiny bit better :-) )

Hot Choclate 101

A task that Charlie had planned for her partner Vaggie as a wonderful bond-strengthening task for this afternoon.

And because it was almost Christmas time, she had surprised her partner by having the hotel kitchen to herself today.

Angel and Husk were out and about in the city, Alastor and Niffty had taken a trip to Canabil Town and Sir Pentious and his Egg Boiz had taken over Lucifer's office to present the King of Hell with the idea of ​​an egg toy instead of a duck (or at least to try it). So no one would disturb the two ladies in their time together and use of the hotel kitchen.

“Oh, this is going to be so great, Vaggie. We've made hot chocolate together before, but this will be the first time before Christmas, and after Sir Pentious being a guest at the Hotel! It´s going to be so much fun!", Charlie said.

And after all the chaos of talking to the holographic versions of Adam and Lute, and the shortened time until the next extermination… something as simple as making hot chocolate with the person Charlie loved so much was exactly what she needed.

“Hey, I'm not that good at baking… but I can just about manage hot chocolate… and don't worry, I won't mess up the microwave like Angel did last time”, Vaggie replied, letting Charlie lead her by the hand towards the stove.

“I'm not sure if it was even hot chocolate that Angel was trying to make… but Niffty wasn't really happy about the chaos” - Charlie replied, nodding towards the lined-up ingredients.

“She banned almost everyone from the kitchen and threw a knife at Angel when he didn't even want to clean up the mess in the microwave… kind of typical for Angel” - Vaggie replied, looking at the ingredients and the small pot of milk for a moment.

“And that's exactly why I've picked out lots of great recipes. Sinsterest has so much inspiration for hot chocolate recipes, look here!” - Charlie let go of her partner's hand for a moment and then held the phone under her nose a few moments later.

It showed the page of the picture pinboard design app Sinsterest. And a post about lots of hot chocolate recipes. Charlie seemed to have really made an effort for this togetherness activity. Or she just knew that Vaggie likes to drink hot chocolate. Maybe a combination of both things.

Different hot chocolate recipes were listed there.

“And which one should we try? So many variations! You can decide, Vaggie?” - Charlie announced solemnly and hopped up and down once, almost dropping the phone from her hand and skillfully saving Vaggie from hitting the ground. Then she took a closer look at the different recipe ideas.

Pumpkin Hot Chocolate Orange Hot Choclate Peppermint Hot Choclate Peanut Butter Hot Choclate Nutella Hot Choclate Caramel Hot Choclate Red Velvet Hot Choclate Cinnamon Hot Choclate

Vaggie put the phone aside and pulled Charlie into a tight, loving hug.

“The recipes are all real… great, but I don't need one to feel warm and comfortable… when you're with me, Charlie, you are better than any recipe for hot chocolate. You're like a… warm drink that makes me feel safe and loved", Vaggie said lovingly and Charlie pressed a loving kiss on her hair.

It was sooooo sweet of Vaggie to say that.

“Naaaw Vaggie….you are so sweet! And of course you are also like a drink that warms me from the inside like a long hug and loves me. I love you Vaggie”, Charlie cooed, touched, and gave her partner a long hug.

“Buuuuut I would still like to make hot chocolate,” - Charlie added with a giggle, and now it was Vaggie who gave her a kiss on the cheek.

“Of course! How about a normal hot chocolate, we could add whipped cream, cinnamon, chocolate sprinkles and a candy cane later?” - Vaggie replied with a smile and Charlie clapped his hands euphorically.

“Perfect! That’s what we’ll do! So… how about if you stir the cocoa powder into the pot, as soon as the milk on the stove starts to boil?” - Charlie suggested and Vaggie accepted this task without protest.

When the milk boiled soon later, Charlie took the small metal pot off the stove, Vaggie stirred the measured cocoa powder into the hot milk with the help of a whisk, while Charlie snuggled up to Vaggie from behind and put her hands around her partner's waist and simply enjoyed her closeness , while the small pot was placed back on the hot stove to let the cocoa-milk mixture boil briefly again.

With one hand, Vaggie stroked Charlies hand lovingly, while she used the whisk with her other hand to prevent the hot drink from burning on the ground.

It took less than three minutes for this step to be completed and the hot chocolate mixture in the pot to land on an unlit stove.

In the meantime, Charlie had prepared the whipped cream and reached for the pack of mini candy canes. First, one candy cane was unwrapped (Charlie played with it and pretended to have a stylish moustache for a moment), then some of the whipped cream was poured into the cups of hot chocolate, then a touch of cinnamon was added, then the mini candy canes and then a small spoonful of chocolate sprinkles.

Then the sweet and chocolatey mixture was carefully tasted and both women let out a unanimous sigh of benevolence, as the hot chocolate made them happy and the hotel kitchen was enveloped in contented silence for a moment.

“Charls?”

Charlie held her cup with one hand and was about to reach for another candy cane to snack on.

She paused and looked at her partner.

“Yes Vaggie?”

“You have some cream and chocolate sprinkles on your lips”

“Oh? Really? ….Dad once said that when I was younger I got half my face smeared , while eating spaghetti with tomato sauce…I just wipe it off", Charlie giggled and tried to wipe away the remains of the cream with the back of her hand, but Vaggie came to help her instead.

“I’ll do it, come here Charlie", Vaggie said with a smile and kissed Charlie on the mouth.

She tasted like hot chocolate and cinnamon.

Maybe this way of making hot chocolate in the hotel kitchen, would be Vaggie’s new favorite drink from now on!

THE END

[gfguren]

amber!!! am dropping by to wish you a weekend that is full of light and love 🥹🫧💗

i am back w my curious sel glassies 🤓 (pls feel free not to answer if uncomfy) — what’s a habit you’re most proud of? what habit of katsuki’s is one you admire?

sellie!!! light and love, pls you're sooooo sweet!! 💕 and omg pls my good habits are so few and far between aksjdhfjh! but! i guess im pretty decent at picking up after myself?? i don't let things pile up, like? i finish eating - immediately put the plate in the sink, i take a book out - put it right back where i found it when im done, those kinds of things?

but with bakugou!!

ah! this is such a fun question, i think about mundane things like this for him all the time. i feel like bakugou has such good habits, king of going to sleep on time, king of sticking to his routines, king of having his shit together - i think it just comes naturally to him and honestly, i'm terribly jealous lol.

i've said he could fix me before as a joke but askjdfhs i'm lowkey highkey serious abt it - i feel like his habits would rub off on you just from being around him.

you forget to eat? good luck with that when he's being noisy as shit in the kitchen - morning, noon and night, makes better food than some 5 star restaurants - at some point, you're stomach starts growling at the sound of pots and plans clinking, almost on command, like you've been conditioned. you struggle with keeping a schedule? good thing he has a great memory and absolutely no qualms about nagging you six ways to sunday.

oh, you're a night owl? not anymore, suddenly you're awake at 6am on a saturday, of your own volition - you're not sure how it happened, when the switch flipped and you began lazily dragging yourself out of bed along side him. maybe it was when you grew familiar with the katsuki shaped warmth beneath your comforter, followed after it when he shuffled out of bed each morning to steam up the bathroom mirror - sometimes he lets you join him, most times you sit on the counter and listen to him grumble about all the things he has to do that day.

or maybe it was because he'd made it a point to kiss you goodbye whenever you bothered to wake up on time, eventually the rest of your day began feeling wrong if he didn't - like it became a habit itself. more than likely though, it's because that's just the way bakugou is, hot temper and can-do attitude so incredibly frustrating at times, but also oddly invigorating. when he says he'll do something, he does it - makes you think it really is just that easy. (it isn't of course) as much as he tries to convince you that it is - but it does make you want to try.

and as for the habit i most admire! i think one of his most admirable habits (to me!) is how well prepared he is. bakugou is always thinking ahead, prepared for anything, always and (as good as he is at coming up with solutions on the fly) i feel like he would never leave the house unprepared or ill-equipped. of course this applies to his work life - lays his costume and equipment out before bed, eats a healthy breakfast each morning so it doesn't affect his performance on patrol, etc.

but it also translates to his home life and relationships. like? you're on your way to spend a night out with him, and you already know he's headed for the closet, off to grab a coat for himself (and for you), even if it's mid summer, even if the weather is fine - because what if it gets cold, and what if the car breaks down, and what if both of your phones stop working - and you laugh at him sometimes, because it does feel a bit ridiculous, his overthinking, his over-planning, how he makes sure you leave 30 minutes early, and triple checks the locks before you leave for real.

but sometimes, you do find yourself in a pickle, and you're so thankful for him being the way that he is.

you nick yourself on something while the two of you are out, and before you have a chance to react, he's slipping a band-aid from his jacket pocket, shuffling it into your hands, grumbling something about it being a coincidence when you shoot him a big, heart-eyed look - little do you know, it's not a coincidence at all, that he'd been sure to grab a handful of them each time the two of you left the house since that time, months ago, when you cut yourself on something you can't even recall, don't seem to remember, but he does.

that's just the way he is, takes note when something goes awry, and plans accordingly so it doesn't happen again. you're a bit clumsy with your hands? he's ordering extra straws and napkins when you eat out. you blistered your feet last time you wore 'those' heels? he's stuffing a pair of your trainers in the trunk the next time, and every time after you decide to wear them. it's just so sweet and thoughtful! even if it basically becomes muscle memory at some point! idk idk it just makes me feel really full thinking about it!!!

askjdhfsjfh anyway! ty for giving me an excuse to gush abt him sel!!!! i hope your week is absolutely lovely and filled with more writing inspiration than you know what to do with!! 💓💕❤

[writebackatya]

3. The best character you’ve written for

Della. Your love of her character absolutely shows in how you write her. She’s hilarious, snarky, and caring at the same time. She’s an absolute ball to read when you write her.

6. Something I remember vividly from reading one of your fics

When Dewey accidentally got high on pot brownies when he met his Great Aunt Matilda in the 1960s.

10. A character/ship I didn't enjoy/think about as much before you wrote about them

Jane. In the grand scheme of things, she’s a relatively minor character, but at the same time, she has such an interesting relationship with both Louie and Webby. And she’s so relatable, in that she’s just a regular Joe, trying to get by by working at a children’s entertainment center. And just how you write her in general is so interesting!

3. Thank you! Della is always a blast to write for! Even when her role is smaller in an overall story I still like to think she makes a big impression. Especially when I not so subtlety let the reader know, “Yeah. Della is in this story!” like in this one where Della was basically given the role of “supportive soccer mom”

If I have an excuse to include Della in a story I will. If she has no story purpose reason to be in a story, I’ll probably just have a character mention her

Yeah I definitely don’t play favorites

And I’m glad I know at least one person out there enjoys how I capture! I remember early on when I started I writing I had a worry that my readers would get sick of me writing stuff around Della Duck and so far no complaints!

6. Oh my god! Thanks! I had a lot of fun writing that but I wasn’t sure if people would think it was as funny as I thought it was or they thought I was a messed up individual for writing this kid eating not one, but TWO pot brownies that a family member gave him. (Granted, neither knew they were related to one another but, still)

But at the same time…how could I NOT do a story about Dewey getting high during the events of Timephoon!?!

Timephoon! fics are always so fixated on that one scene when other characters were going through some stuff in that episode too. Well everybody but Dewey and Webby! They were having a fun play date with Bubba and got to eat chili dogs! And then they fought pirates! And went back in time to the 1960s and dressed up like hippies! Talk about a fun day!

I remember when I was writing it I was back and forth with whether or not I wanted Webby to eat a brownie. Glad I didn’t, I have something far more sinister planned for her in the next story which I had planned long before I even wrote Dewey eating that pot brownie

Also. Matilda definitely made edibles and was a hippie during the 60s.

10. Oh Jane, I’m gonna do whatever I can to make more people in the fandom realize you’re great! Because she is! So far I think I only have her in two of my stories. Indi-Quack!’s F.O.W.L Play! where she vents to Gandra about her job (because she deserves to, damn it!) and Up, Up, and Away! where she is on the clock and getting paid time and half to be in the Funso’s ad

I just think she’s the type of person that would be on the good side of everyone in McDuck Family. Besides Louie and Webby, I like to think she’s chill with all the kids.

Also I’m sure Jane has stories about working with Magica that she could share with Lena

I don’t have a whole lot of other stuff planned for Jane. She has a small role in my Iron Duck of Steel story and will definitely appear throughout the story (such acting as sort of a bartender to two characters later on in the story when they’re at a low point in their lives)

And I do have another idea for a story that will take place at Funso’s that I really wanna do. Basically as a way to combat the public finding out about FOWL operating underneath them, Funso’s starts doing adult nights where it basically becomes a Dave and Buster’s because alcohol makes arcades sooooo much better

[lqfiles]

hiiii 💕💕

i haven’t checked ur tumblr in a while but i did. and i am sooo caught up on your new smau… it’s so funny and it’s literally exactly what i needed cause i’ve been having the worst week possible 😖😖

basically i struggle with acne and i finally went to the dermatologist (it’s so expensive 😀😀) and they gave me some antibiotics to take??? but they’ve been making me feel sick on random mornings… which hasn’t been the best because sometimes it results in me 🤮 WHICH IS SO WEIRD BECAUSE I HAVEN’T 🤮 IN SO LONG??? i forgot what it feels like. i think today’s the last day i’m gonna take the antibiotics i tried for 3 weeks 😭😭 but today i had a 7 hour exam (which was hell btw) but i pulled up to my school’s parking lot and felt like i was going to faint 😭😭 and then after barfing my guts out in the bathroom i pull up to the exam like nothing is wrong and then just collapse on my bed as SOON as i get home.

now i’m cozily in bed reading ur smau, and it has just made me so happy i love renjun and yangyang they’re literally my favs <33 and the fact that you included them in the smau like… their dynamic NEEDS TO BE TALKED ABOUT MORE

- 🤠 anon (idk if u remember me but i think i sent you an ask once… i’m a lil shy but i was feeling bold today 💪💪💪)

of course i remember you you might not believe it but i thought about the other day while looking through my blog lol kinda crazy how you’re back but i’m happy to see you again hiii ^^

okay yeah i’m pretty sure that’s NOT supposed to happen omg do you think you can find some other type of treatment? you should look into the ingredients and search on google if there are other products that have the same effect. also that suck :/ trying to bond with you rn, but i got some skin issues too, my issue is that i have surprisingly very sensitive AND dry skin which is like the worst combination cos even my scrubbing my face thoroughly can sometimes result in my skin breaking out and making my skin worse 😭😭😭 i mean it’s not that bad anymore since it’s becoming warmer these days but god.. winter was BAAAD for me lol. I HOPE THE ANTIBIOTICS HELPED SOMEWHAT THO and you should definitely find alternative that don’t cause you to throw up every time.. hope your exam went well tho, 7 hours is CRAZYYY that’s literal torture??? are you okay???

also you being renyangist is sooooo real they’re kinda one of my fave dynamics, this whole smau is just filled with my fave dynamics now that i’m deeping it like i’m a huge jaemarkist, renminist and a renyang enjoyer too plss 😭😭 anyways YESS i love renyang dynamic so much they’re so cute, the way renjun genuinely considers yangyang his bff.. 😣 its very fun to see how everyone fights for renjuns love meanwhile renjun is busy wondering what yangyang wants in his hot pot 😭

[seaah]

omg diwali this year

(spoiler alert: SUPER LONG POST!! read if you have the time)

in case you didn't know, I celebrate diwali, which is a Hindu festival where you light diyas (oil lamps), make rangolis (patterns with colorful powder outside your house) and burst firecrackers! (which many don't do due to the pollution of it, but I still do :P) the backstory of which is a long story so if ya wanna know more bout it just ask me :)  

ANYWAYS this years diwali in particular was super exhausting :’D it was on sunday, and i woke up at fudging 6 AM because my father wanted to take us (my sis and I) on a mountain climb -.- to be fair, it did have steps. But it was SO tiring!! Im not a morning person, so climbing 670 steps up a mountain at 8 AM was definitely not the best way to start of my day >:(

when we got back down through the pathway back to our parking spot, we were ofc SUPER hungry, and there was a lil snack shack near where we parked, so we went to get some food. There were pictures of burgers on a chart hanging from the shack, so we asked for some, but they only served grilled chicken. now, I’m NOT vegetarian or vegan, but on diwali, you’re only supposed to eat vegetarian food. so we just got some cup noodles. but MAN i coulda killed for a chicken burger :(

we got back in the car, and went to buy some shoes, because my father INSISTS that we jog every morning at 6:30 AM, EVEN THOUGH we exercise every evening, and we need jogging shoes for it. again, NOT a morning person, so this is awful :( but if there’s one thing you gotta know my father, is that he’s stubborn as FUDGE so i just hafta do it -.- anyways, we get the shoes, and on the way back i hit my head on a sign. instead of asking if i was okay my father yells at me for being an incompetent person and points out every flaw about me -.- i hear this all the time but it still hurts each time :(

we go back home and by the time we reach its 2 PM. i was like “FUDGE” because we had guests coming over at 12, so we’re like two hours late! but luckily, they’re not here yet, so we have time to get ready :D

like i said, we literally went up a mountain so we just rested for half an hour. Idk what my sis did but i read lackadaisy. Anyways its 2:30 PM and my sis went for a shower. and not 5 MINS later, the guests show up. I mean, we are close with these people, and their son is a great friend of ours, so of course i was happy, but i hadn’t even showered yet TwT anyways, i play uno with this guy while my sis showers and at 3 she’s ready, so i go to shampoo my hair. i ‘m done by 3:30 PM tryna pull myself together and then i find out they’re all done eating TwT so i just eat by myself (my mom makes KILLER veg biriyani so its not like the food was bad or anything)

when i’m done, the three of us are assigned to make a rangoli (two actually, i'll explain) since we moved last year and the front space of our new flat isn’t too big, our friend and my sis make the main rangoli INSIDE our house, while i made essentially a mini rangoli outside our flat BY MYSELF WITH NO HELP. it was really exhausting but i managed to finish it by 6 PM which was my mothers given deadline (the reason no one else helped was because my mother genuinely did the most work out of us and the rest of the adults were sleeping -.-) so after we’re done, my sis and i wear our ghagras (traditional dress) and basically get ready for the upcoming PHOTOSHOOT (my mother LOVES taking photos and usually takes multiple so this is how i like to term it) when we’re done, we perform the puja (another tradition of diwali) and then we go outside to burst the firecrackers! all by 7 PM B)

we didn’t have as many crackers as last year so it only lasted about an hour, but it was sooooo much fun! there were SO many people outside also bursting crackers, and it was really cool to see! I lit “bomb” like crackers for the first time this year, while also lighting crackers like sparklers, rockets, flower pots, pili crackers, pop-pops, and others too! Legitimately so much fun :D but i couldn’t help thinking about last year, where i got to celebrate with many of my friends, and celebrations lasting well into 9:30 PM. laughing and joking while lighting crackers is the main reason why this holiday remains my favourite, nothing can top that. still had a good time regardless :)

we’re done by 8 PM and we head home. we play games like uno and astro party with our friend again till dinnertime (same thing as lunch, along with vadas and subji) another uncle also had come along while we were bursting firecrackers and gifted us a box of cream buns (which, btw, were SUPER DELISH and made me really fancy XD) we enjoy some more till its 10 PM and our friend’s gotta go :( we say goodbye to them and go back home (its common to go outside with guests to see them off) we change into nightclothes and IMMEDIATELY start using our devices till 11:30 PM XD GOD did i need that tho. then we brush our teeth and go to bed at 12 AM (dw, i woke up at like 8 AM the next day so i got sufficient sleep :>)

and that was my diwali! Despite all the stress, i enjoyed very much and continues to be my no 1 holiday :D i hope ya’ll enjoyed reading and maybe even learned a lil something about different cultures along the way :) thx for reading, and have a nice day/night! love ya’ll <3

[darlingkara]

Nevermind the loose dirt. It's my 99 cent grocery store plant rescue that I am trying to save via better soil/re-potting and with bread ties, and my little tiny espresso. The stems were brown when I got it, but I don't think she is gonna make it. Taken a few days ago, but seemed like good photo for this post.

I woke up WAY too early. Again. I either stay awake for like 25 hours, and sleep 8, or the usual 16 hours and sleep about 4 hours. I have had 3 sleep lab tests done (albeit years and years ago) when I kept falling asleep. This was before I had this weird habit I have now. I slept normally back then. Diagnosis: Narcolepsy and non-24 hour sleep cycle (Circadian Rhythm Disorder?). I was a bit blown back, to be honest, especially by Narcolepsy. And guess what? The MD had to report it to the DMV, if I did not. If you have a driver's license, it is stated on it AND you have to be medicated while driving. The medicine was Dexedrine, or pretty much @mphetamine. Makes sense-- Can't be falling asleep while driving. I stayed awake, and my depression lifted. Any MD's reading this-- Please consider it for treatment resistant depression. I never felt hyper on it (I felt nothing, tbh) which would of course, lead me to being diagnosed with ADHD*.

So now, I am an unmedicated ADHD and sleep disorder gal of a mess, hahaha. But I am happy, or at least content. I think it has gotten better, or I have learned how to deal with it. I could not do now what I did in my unmedicated 20's-- Full time school, full time job and a kid. Nope. I have ZERO idea how I did it. The narcolepsy mostly went away. I WILL fall asleep at the theatre, so don't bother inviting me, especially in Plague Era that 99% of people refuse to admit still exists. And it is 50/50 in any dark situation, regardless of how well rested I am.

Luckily, I can now work when I want (other than 2 days a month), and do not have to drive. I do have to set an alarm for three days out of the week for class (it is used as a take a shower and get ready alert bc I keep waking up before it, lol), but luckily it isn't early. I LOVED driving, btw, and I loved cars. But as an American, what else are you supposed to do? Tangent, but... I would re-do SO much in the USA if given the chance. Like...Public transport and social housing. These are looked down upon in the US, which makes it seem SOOOOO odd to me now. Plus the whole gun thang. Sorry, but I will never change my mind. The 2nd Amendment was written for MUSKETS. We have drones now. If you feel the need to open carry a weapon of death to the grocery store, there is something wrong with you. Sorry, not sorry.

I am not exactly against hunting (if you do it for food, not sport). When I was about 12, we moved** to a mostly hillbilly area (not making fun of them-- I mostly like them dern hillbillies, and one of my BF'S was one since I was TWELVE... Though I have not been able to find her since 2021 or early 2022. Covid or went Trump, I do not know. I will continue my search. Her having the most generic name in the English speaking world does not help)). And well, my first look at hunting was not pretty. Dead deer legs, sticking out of truck beds. Like, everywhere. People told me this was normal. I literally vomited and remember thinking and saying, out loud at lunch, ''The fuck, this is NOT normal. Throw a TARP over it, for Christ's sake.''

*Btw, girls and women are SO good at hiding ADHD. We are typically not hyper or rowdy. If we are, it is within our safe spaces, with friends. If your sister/mom/gf/wife tends to forget things you have told her, seems unorganized or stressed over little things, gets bitchy before leaving the house with you, look into it first and do not get upset.

**I was not an Army Brat, but my family did move a lot (6 times, to different states), and it was not because of financial instability. Yes, my parents worked for the government, but not in any military way. So--I learned a new term-- TCK-- Third Culture Kid (also applies to adults). We are GREAT at fitting in anywhere, more empathetic, less racist (bc sometimes, even being white, people are racist if you are the minority. Trust me, I know personally, and it was horrible), tend to attend university more (not saying all should).. But of course there is a catch.

We probably have attachment disorders on all sides. I didn't get the overly attachment type, luckily. If anything, I need help attaching. And I do not have ''the itch'' to move. As an adult, I rented the perfect house for me and my minion at the time. Great school district, fenced in (by chicken wire on one side for most of the time) backyard, walkable to the downtown area in 3 mins, and I was allowed to plant a garden and paint, etc. I did have to mow the effing backyard when my weirdo neighbor went away every summer. Fucker never told me when he was leaving, but the grass length did. I lined the fences with gladiolas and ivy and had a gas BBQ and a nice table and umbrella. I would let my kitties out every now and then, but only when I was there-- they could escape if they wanted to. One was a serial killer, not even kidding. A Persian, fluffy, serial killer. I got minion*** a slip and slide, hahahaha... We threw some pretty good backyard parties. All of my neighbors were snobs. Like Harvard asshole snobbery. Anyway, I lived there the longest-- almost 11 years. My landlord wanted to sell it, and it was sold within about a month and a half. THAT SUCKED and was not expected... Thought I had about 5 or 6 months.

I had to go live with my mother, as she lived in the school district minion was in. Worst decision of my life. I love my mother, and she was really a great mother, but something went CRAZY in 2002 and again in 2014, that I am not yet capable of discussing on a public forum. Thinking of substack. Like a $4 a month thing. This is shit that horribly affected my life, and I needed therapy for-- as an adult. Shit that when I think about, even 8 years later, I still tear up. And I am NOT a cryer. As a mother, she was awesome! She told me to avoid beauty magazines, taught me how to plumb and do home repair, said chose your religion when you are an adult if you want to, and sooooo much more. My father was really great, as well. They stayed married for FAR too long. I think I was about 25 when they got divorced, but it was over my mom being selfish with her health insurance and cutting my dad off. He had a disabling heart attack when he was 42, and died in 2007. My mom cutting off his health insurance was fucking brutal.

The dude was ALWAYS on my side. So, I still say hello from time to time to my mother. Most importantly, I talk to minion, but he is busy working and crushing on some girl, his best friend's girl. They work together and he hates his job. He is waiting for her to give the okay for them to both leave and work somewhere else. I said DO NOT WAIT FOR ANYONE--- EVER!!! He sent me a pic of her and said that sometimes she drinks too much and gets sexual. I was like OMG.

She looks like me and that is what I did when I was younger. Freud, are you out there? It's me, Kara.

And I have lived here the second longest.

And I want to die and be buried here. Every year, there is a free concert, ranging from classical music to rock music, held at the cemetery.

5-30K people can come listen to music, drink a bit, dance, and have fun. That the cemetery I would like to be buried in.

If that is morbid to you, you are not invited. :)

***Minion is now an adult. I am not worried about his financial future (everyone born after The Boomers got fucked, let's be honest)because luckily, I am a Black Sheep, and he will get my inheritance. Good for him! Since I am 34-99 years old (haha), I will not tell you how old he is. Yes, I was married and he was planned. I was TOO young-- but when your spouse made $80k a year in the early 2000s, you figure, nice, I will just raise minion, and then finish school. That did not happen the way I had it planned. The ex husband is still wealthy and lucky, and it pisses me off. If you knew the full story, you would understand. Let's just say that one brutal character mentioned in today's blog had a lot to do with it, including my parent's divorce. I swear it is not some Jerry Springer shit, and they did NOT bang, and luckily, my father and I were together when we found ''the letters''. The Brutal one would end up doing MUCH worse things than having feelings for her daughter's husband, and yeah-- it is personal.

Life is 50% unplannable. I do believe in luck, and I do believe in you get what you give, although I LOATHE woo woo pseudoscience bullshit.

I will NOT be camming tonight. My theatre thing begins tonight. It is only once a month. Last week, I couldn't have a schedule because I still have periods, which are very predictable, but this every 18 days shit is a bit new. Usually its every 25 days, abnormal is under 23 days in between periods. Went to the dr, had hormone levels taken. Good news-- I am NOT an alien. Bad news is that the tests prove pretty much nothing. I am having about 5 more periods a year than normal-- so about half the year. Great. Of course I now have to a dailytake high-ish dose iron supplements. I believe I have peri or pre-menopause which literally NO ONE talks about, yet it affects HALF of the population. And pre or peri-menopause is WORSE than menopause. Menopause is easy street, so I have learned. Some days I am nice and patient, other days I want to bite your face off. Sometimes I am horny, sometimes I seem asexual. When my roommate/ex bf of like 12 years (No, we do not bang and maybe once a month I fall asleep in his room watching a movie), DARES to shut MY room's window or turn off MY fan, especially if I am sleeping and wake up hot, I am literally thinking:

''I could kill you, and if half the jurors were women 35+, it would be an excusable homicide.'' I am not a violent person at all, btw, in any way or sense. I am learning as I go along. Surprise, surprise, there is not a whole lot of research on it. Reddit's Menopause has been a Godsend.

In the one racist area I lived in, I was ''jumped'' by 3 or 4 girls who basically PLAN attacked me, outta the blue. I won. All almost 5 feet of me. I learned about adrenaline and JFC, I get strong and mean if I think I am gonna die. I kicked dirt into their eyes and kicked their throats. How fucked up is that? I was maybe 11 years old. I did not and do not know how to fight. Is is something instinctual? I have no idea and too many research topics as it is. All I knew was that there were three of them, one of me, and they were larger and taller than I was.

Anyway, off to shower and go to my classes. Idk if I will cam after the theatre or not.

And you would not believe what I found when I took out the garbage, shortly after writing this (within the hour). It is not a popular name here, afaik. I will post it on Twitter @DarlingKara.

[acanvasofabillionsuns]

thinking about the best video of 2019,,,

anyway we are starting with food bc it slapped today y'all

i made an omelette!!! and it was only a little bit messy and it tasted good!!!

i also made popcorn but it came in a little kit and it had wayyy more popcorn than i expected so i was just eating it all afternoon 😭 and that was after i gave my sister like 1/3-1/2 of it

i had a cookie and it was one of the typical storebought cookies so like fairly mid y'know but for that it was v good?? i rly enjoyed it

we had pot roast sandwiches for dinner and YUM omg

i've been saving a bag of gummy bears (they are my favorite flavor only which is v neat) for a while and i finally got to eat them today

i've been saving them for dnd and i'd thought i'd be able to eat them like a week after i got them but then that fell through so i've just been waiting 😭 but we played dnd today!!!!!

it was so fun :DDD i do not know what i'm doing though fja;slkdjfas;kdfj

it was also really nice to hang out with my friends i've been so busy and low energy lately 🥺🥺🥺 i need to make more time for them

i have a paper due on monday and i actually started it today whooo go me <3 it's fine i wrote 2/5 of it and ik what my next step is i've got this

i'm getting a really cute dress!!! i ordered it online so there are some concerns about how well it will fit but i'm v excited

i went outside for a bit and just sat outside :^) i don't think i actually touched any grass but y'know i got some sunlight so i'm working my way up to it /j

my brain has been handing me banger but random songs all day today. like soup 02, kermit same as it ever was, heat waves

ashes <333

this was yesterday but i've been watching theamandafiles' thief x playthrough and she's SO SO funny y'all she is ✨playing the game✨ i haven't watched the third one yet so no spoilers but i'm loving this sooooo much