#soo strange

[leaving-fragments]

feeling a bit strange abt the fact i went to a market in my hometown on the weekend and afterwards saw an old schoolmate i once had a crush on posted an insta story from a spot i was standing at for a while on the same evening... the oddness of knowing we might've passed them and not noticed

[anthophilafalls]

I see so many posts on the secrets in The Book of Bill but why is the beautiful relationship between woodpecker guy and Tad Strange not more popular on this website??? Don’t deny a love this pure and true people!!!!!

[lilacthebooklover]

alex finally got his gay background character representation <3

[h4unted-d4rling]

What seat are you taking?

I’m picking three. I need to shoot my shot with that damn triangle

[digitalmyyth]

How do they kiss……..the age old question

[perereiii]

is it a link, or is it a quiz? these are legitimate questions…

[idkaguyorsomething]

Someone passes you the Say Fuck Gun, but you can only shoot a singular resident of Gravity Falls with it. Choose wisely.

(Reblog and explain your pick in the notes :D)

[call-me-cosmic]

SPOILERS OF THISISNOTAWEBSITEDOTCOM From The Book of Bill:

If you go to ThisIsNotAWebsiteDotCom.com and plug [STANLEY] into the computer, you get taken to this page:

If you type [ALEX] you get this:

If you type [SIXER] you get this:

The blacked out text says: “If I could kidnap him and bring him to our secret cloning lab-”

If you search [SOOS] you get a long note from him:

TAD x WOODPECKER GUY COMFIRMED?!

If you type [LIFE] you get this pop up. Not sure if it means anything…

If you type [FIDDLEFORD] you get brought here:

Not surprised

[vegance]

do you ever just see a picture of a farm animal and go "i can't believe i used to eat that?"

[raining-anonymously]

soos ships (gay!) people in real life. wait, wasn’t woodpecker guy married…?

lol

a) thompson wants revenge and b) they??? summoned bill??? why would they do this

pacifica misusing mental health language i expected. pacifica using the phrase “gives me the ick,” not so much. pacifica COMPLETELY FUCKING OWNING BILL? not expected either, but MAN she got him. she got him good.

and… WOW. wow.

oh shit everyone someone just dropped a package off I THINK IT MIGHT BE MY BOOK OF BILL…… stay cool……

IT IS MY BOOK OF BILL FUCK YEAHHHHH

[fluentisonus]

jonathan strange & mr norrell 10k word post canon fic following the titular characters as they repeatedly burn water trying to figure out how to cook or do laundry for themselves

[candiedstarss]

Kwak Dong Yeon's ability to play poor little meow meow's should be studied. My god that mans dedication to being sad and pathetic is elite.

[starrysymphonies]

TAD STRANGE IS CRUSHING ON THE WOODPECKER GUY???????

[butcharium]

yesterday my girlfriend sprained her ankle really bad and the good thing is that then she might have to extend her stay with me <3 but also now she can no longer trail me around like a duckling like she normally does :((((

[craycray-wolf]

OKAY BUT Y'ALL. I'm genuinely curious. About the Monster Falls au. Fyi this post is going to be me throwing crap at the walls to see what sticks.

When it comes to Monster Falls...why has no one ever suggested a Harpy or Werecat for Mabel?? I feel like these monsters also fit our Mabes. Now the question for Werecat Mabel- is her body like that of a faun or a tuar?

I mostly agree with the main cast's monsters (erm Deer-per is precious??) aside from Mabel even if Merm/Unicorn her is cool

Also Wendy is usually a werefox but I feel that a werewolf also fits (especially considering how hairy werewolves are. Who else is hairy? Oh yeah! The Corduroy men)

According to the GF au wiki Soos is a clay golem. It works! I think we can still get creative with this! He could be a slime or alien (I'm picturing Toy Story lmao. "You saved my life dudes, I'm eternally grateful") or robot or faun or really any monster lol. I suppose he's of Mexican descent and therefore could be a Mexican creature! Maybe HE'S the unicorn because he's pure of heart...🥺 He could also still be a human super hyped that his friends are now monsters. What we think y'all I'm stumped.

Again going by the wiki Pacifica is either a gorgon or unicorn. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE IDEA OF GORGON PACIFICA I just wanted to propose a nymph as an idea. Do I want gorgon or nymph...

"Old Man McGucket is usually a scarecrow, warlock or a demon." - GF AU wiki. Ehh idk about these. Maybe McGucket is the slime? A cow creature or smth? A Kill Billy? Oh, he's a Kill Billy I found it! EUREKA!!

Now that I'm thinking about it Gravity Falls/Journal 3 specific monsters could be included in the ideas. Soos is another Abominable Broman haha.

Gideon is said to be a vampire, which just makes sense (bloodsucker lmao). I purpose an alternative: gnome.

Once again according to GF wiki Candy is a kappa. I say no. It's a cute idea but I'm also iffy about it considering the fact that Candy is of Korean/Chinese descent and a kappa is from Japanese folklore. That's not to say species/monsters can't cross nationality/ethnic boundaries, I'm just saying why not a Korean or Chinese monster? For example a g/kumiho (Korean) or qilin/kirin (Chinese/Korean)!

It also says Melody is a Harpy. Approved. She can apparently also be a ghost which is fine but Harpy Melody is adorable thx. I suppose maybe she's the mermaid of the bunch but now I'm team harpy

Is Tad Strange still a human? Or a piece of bread? IS HE THE SQUARE VERSION PEOPLE THEORIZED ABOUT

Maybe Tyler Cutebiker is half werepuma half werepanther...or a bunny or smth

Okay I'm going to stop now before I list the entire town of Gravity Falls.

General ideas for grabs for anyone: fairies, ghosts, skeletons, nagas/lamias, mummies, angels, demons, nephilim, dragons, ANY MONSTER REALLY.

I haven't had proper progress on my initial GF askblog BUT I'M GONNA MAKE A MONSTER FALLS AU WHY THE HELL NOT. Stay tuned! I'll be adapting an existing but inactive blog of mine for these purposes.

Thanks for coming to my (frankly unhinged) TEd talk it's been lit fam 🤙

[pxnklemxnade]

omg i had the weirdest dream today. like, i dreamt that i was in a (strangely) large walmart buying stuff when a pretty guy with a pretty voice started to follow me and stalk me and everytime i ran away and thought that i was safe he appeared behind me and tried to talk to me but everytime he did it i tried to hide or just avoid to see his face.

and then somehow i decided to go back again, knowing full well that he would be there. guess i liked the trill? idk, it just left a very weird taste in my mouth ;;;