#woodpecker guy

[anthophilafalls]

I see so many posts on the secrets in The Book of Bill but why is the beautiful relationship between woodpecker guy and Tad Strange not more popular on this website??? Don’t deny a love this pure and true people!!!!!

[lilacthebooklover]

alex finally got his gay background character representation <3

[marlshroom]

why havent people drawn fanart of tad strange and the woodpecker guy making out. why have i not seen this yet. hop to it people

[dontmixpaintinyourcoffee]

Things I Can't Stop Thinking About Since the Gravity Falls Renaissance; An Overly Long Compilation

• It's mostly a joke-y cartoon thing but holy shit Dipper wakes up screaming kind of a lot??? How long has he been doing that for?? How long will he *be* doing it for??

• Stan had to basically teach himself advanced physics and complex multidimensional theories. He had the advantage of the portal mostly being built and having a bunch of the notes post-Bill, but still!! He had to learn how to operate the damn thing! I highly doubt Ford wrote about the portal in the same accessible manner he wrote about cryptids, especially as he spiraled into paranoia. The machinations of the portal weren't meant to be shared with the layperson, it just wouldn't be practical information for most people to have.

(also notable that he went through the whole process of learning how to operate the portal not only through pages and pages of dense code, but with the background of a 1970s highschool education and literally nothing else that would be relevant. Ford works really hard, but this is also stuff that comes to him very naturally. Designing a functioning portal wasn't the hard part. The hard part was getting the idea for the portal in the first place and knowing what to do with it. This shit is so ridiculously advanced and Stan is not an academic mind by any means. No wonder it took 30 years, he had to keep up a fake life and fund his project while grinding away at advanced quantum physics interdimensional whatever science wizard nonsense. I think about those 30 years a lot.)

• It doesn't really get addressed, but I think about Wendy being "super stressed out, like, all the time!" A lot. God, can you imagine living in the same house as Manly Dan? Let alone being the only girl there? Especially depending on when their mom left/died, she probably felt incredibly alone for a lot of her teen years. And given the Apocalypse Training it doesn't seem like Manly Dan is the most stable parent either.

• Stan, Ford, and Wendy could probably bond over having shitty holidays (and subsequently being forced into having awesome holidays when Mabel found out.) Filbrick took Stan and Ford to get free cinder block samples for Hanukkah, and the Corduroys did apocalypse training every year instead of Christmas.

• Pacifica still hears the voice of the Lumberjack ghost in her nightmares, but it's implied on the website that the Lumberfolk spirits have actually declared her under their protection since the events of Northwest Mansion Mystery. That means one of two things: that the ghost in her dreams is just her own guilt-ridden brain, or that the ghost has been appearing in her dreams to try and help her. I think about both options frequently.

• Stan struggles a lot of the time with physical activity, but that's mostly to do with age. He's actually really goddamn strong (beating down the zombies, punching a pterodactyl in the face, grabbing Ford and hoisting him up off the ground no problem, scaling scaffolding and holding the twins up by a rope one-handed). This makes the fact that Wendy beat him in an arm wrestling contest three times in a row way funnier.

• The way the Stans were almost definitely completely willing to beat a random guys ass so that Waddles could get on that bus. Stanford "Your math is no match for my gun you idiot!" Pines implicitly threatened to shoot a stranger with a Weird Sci-Fi Firearm for his great-niece. Stanley is even more direct. There is no confusing what brass knuckles will to to you. I also absolutely believe that they were not bluffing. One of them would've stolen the bus if the guy had mysteriously fallen unconscious due to unforseen circumstances.

• According to Soos, Tad Strange is crushing hard on Woodpecker Guy. Is this general town knowledge? Does everybody know that the Woodpecker marriage is on the rocks? How does one divorce a woodpecker? Alternatively, how does one get divorced *by* a woodpecker? Does Tad have a chance? Is this a small town scandal? Mr. Hirsch inquiring minds want to know. Has Toby Determined written a gossip column on this drama yet. Get your head in the game, Toby

[dippermabelpines]

GRAVITY FALLS 1.08 - Irrational Treasure

[call-me-cosmic]

SPOILERS OF THISISNOTAWEBSITEDOTCOM From The Book of Bill:

If you go to ThisIsNotAWebsiteDotCom.com and plug [STANLEY] into the computer, you get taken to this page:

If you type [ALEX] you get this:

If you type [SIXER] you get this:

The blacked out text says: “If I could kidnap him and bring him to our secret cloning lab-”

If you search [SOOS] you get a long note from him:

TAD x WOODPECKER GUY COMFIRMED?!

If you type [LIFE] you get this pop up. Not sure if it means anything…

If you type [FIDDLEFORD] you get brought here:

Not surprised

[raining-anonymously]

soos ships (gay!) people in real life. wait, wasn’t woodpecker guy married…?

lol

a) thompson wants revenge and b) they??? summoned bill??? why would they do this

pacifica misusing mental health language i expected. pacifica using the phrase “gives me the ick,” not so much. pacifica COMPLETELY FUCKING OWNING BILL? not expected either, but MAN she got him. she got him good.

and… WOW. wow.

oh shit everyone someone just dropped a package off I THINK IT MIGHT BE MY BOOK OF BILL…… stay cool……

IT IS MY BOOK OF BILL FUCK YEAHHHHH

[starrysymphonies]

TAD STRANGE IS CRUSHING ON THE WOODPECKER GUY???????

[duchess-of-new-shire]

Not the ship we asked for but the ship we deserve

[absolute-weirdo-inc]

i was thinking about how cute (and screwed up) it would be if bill played with the towns people during weirdmagedio and remember tad and woodpecker guy soo this was spawned

[causalityparadoxes]

Congratulations to Cecil Palmers on his new future boyfriend! And to the Woodpecker Guy for possibly, finally, dating a real human person <3

[ohheyaghost]

Was messing around on “thisisnotawebsitedotcom” and found this absolute gem. I want 5 fanarts of these guys kissing on my desk by Wednesday /j

[shouldtheydivorce]

Reason:

Soos said he thinks the woodpecker guy should make out with tad strange

[lolzitstheo]

Tad Strange x the Woodpecker guy is just doomed Cecil x Carlos from Night Vale. Change my mind.

[xolboragainandagain]

I need to draw Tad Strange X Woodpecker Guy for Soos now

[birds--daily]

day 40

today's bird is the yellow-bellied sapsucker!

- the yellow-bellied sapsucker makes two different types of holes in trees: deep, round holes and shallow, square holes. square holes produce more sap and must be maintained continuously

- in some parts of canada, ruby-throated hummingbirds rely so heavily on sapsucker-created sapwells that they time their spring migrations with the arrival of the sapsuckers

- the yellow-bellied sapsucker's favorite trees are birches and maples!