#sometimes it just takes a while to fully appreciate what makes a person attractive and charming

[trueebeauty]

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ notes ; here's kartein's <33 and kayden's should be here!

@aetherrx

- 𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒 : 𝐊𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐈𝐍 -

𝖦𝖤𝖭𝖤𝖱𝖠𝖫 - casual ; daily

» Dating Kartein is never boring. His confident, somewhat narcissistic personality keeps things lively and entertaining. 

» He treats you differently than everyone else. While he's often cynical and dismissive towards others, with you he's much more open, talkative, and affectionate (in his own way).

» He loves to spoil you with lavish gifts and experiences. Money is no object for him, and he delights in treating you to the finest things in life.

» However, he's not just trying to buy your affection. He genuinely enjoys spending time with you.

» He's fiercely loyal and protective of you. If anyone dares to slight you, they'll face the full force of his wrath.

» He loves to show you off and make it clear that you're his. He's not overly possessive, but he does enjoy the envious looks from others when you're on his arm.

» In private, he can be surprisingly sweet and attentive. He remembers every little detail about you and goes out of his way to make you feel special and cared for.

» He's fascinated by your unique qualities and abilities. If you have a special talent, expect him to be your biggest fan and supporter.

» He values your opinion highly and will often seek your advice, even if he pretends otherwise in public. Your intelligence and insight are incredibly attractive to him.

» Dating Kartein isn't always smooth sailing. His pride and stubbornness can lead to arguments. But he's always quick to apologize (in his own roundabout way) and make it up to you.

𝖲𝖥𝖶 - his soft side

» Despite his wealth, Kartein actually enjoys simple pleasures with you, your presence is what truly matters to him.

» Despite his confidence, he has hidden insecurity. He sometimes worries he's not good enough for you. Your reassurance and love mean the world to him.

» He's an excellent listener and always makes time for you when you need to talk. No matter how busy he is, you're always his top priority.

» Laughter is a crucial part of your relationship.

» He's a bit of a workaholic, but he always makes sure to carve out quality time with you. When he's with you, he's fully present and attentive.

» He has a soft spot for you taking care of him when he's overworked or under the weather (he’s always taking care of everyone else and you take care of him).

» In quiet moments together, he loves to simply hold you close and bask in your presence. 

𝖭𝖲𝖥𝖶 - mdni

» In the bedroom, Kartein is a generous and attentive lover. He takes great pleasure in exploring every inch of your body and discovering all the ways to make you sigh with pleasure.

» He's a very physical lover and loves skin-to-skin contact. Expect a lot of sensual touching, caressing, and massage during your intimate times together.

» He loves to take his time with foreplay and teasing until you're trembling with need. He enjoys the power he has over you.

» Expect scented candles, silky sheets, erotic music, and perhaps even a taste of whipped cream or chocolate.

» He's a master of dirty talk. His low, seductive whispers in your ear never fail to ignite your desire. He tells you in explicit detail all the things he wants to do to you and how much he craves you.

» He adores worshipping your most intimate places with his mouth and tongue. He considers your pleasure the ultimate turn-on and will happily spend hours between your thighs.

» He's a bit of a pleasure-seeker and loves to indulge in long, lovemaking sessions. 

» He has no problem spending an entire lazy Sunday in bed with you.

» He's very vocal in his appreciation of you. Expect lots of compliments, encouragements, and expressions of awe at your beauty and sensuality.

» Seeing you confidently express your desires and take your pleasure from him turns him on.

» After, he loves to draw you a warm bath and wash you himself while taking care of you.

» He's not shy about his desire for you and will often pull you into passionate embraces or steal kisses throughout the day.

[kulemiwrites]

Akira Nishikiyama | NSFW A-Z

Rating: 18+ SMUTTY CONTENT Character(s): (After the Turn) Akira Nishikiyama Warning: When I do these, they act sort of as my guidelines that I follow for when I am writing smut of the character in question. Obviously, these are headcanons but some of these headcanons are lore heavy- based on things I’ve come up with over the years. Privately or publicly. If something seems out of character or doesn’t make sense to you, that may be why! I hope you can try to enjoy it anyway. There will be mentions of casual sex as well as sex within a committed relationship. Akira can be detached and mean. Bear in mind that while gender neutral pronouns and terms of endearment are used, this was written with female anatomy in mind. 

Using the following NSFW HEADCANON GAME by fairy-tail-babes

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Read the 'Before The Turn' version if you haven't already. (or read it after this one as aftercare LOL)

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

At this point in his life, he’s at his most touch starved and emotionally unavailable. It’s a wicked combination and entirely self-inflicted. He’s not above bringing people to bed simply to relieve his pent up sexual frustration. He doesn’t even have to like the person as an individual, he just needs to be attracted to them enough to get whatever he’s built up out of his system. Once he’s done with them, he wants them out of his sight. He’ll point them to the nearest bathroom and send them on their way with a half-hearted mention of calling them some time. On the bright side (?), he’s not so cold with the person who manages to crack this newly hardened shell of his, though. He’s far more affectionate with the individual he’s got feelings for. He wants them as close to him as humanly possible after. Depending on his position, he might even take a while to pull out. He’d fully settle for going soft in them until he’s gotten his fill of their warm with plenty of greedy kisses in the meantime.  

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He doesn’t really have much of a favorite part of himself around this point. He’s sort of just going through the motions every day. He looks in the mirror and he sees a man staring back at himself that looks like him but is still somehow so unfamiliar. Most of his vanity is a farce. Even if there was a part of himself he did enjoy more than others, the nagging thought that there’s still room for improvement would drown his positives. 

He likes a nice back. A “nice” back doesn’t always necessarily mean toned and slender– When he thinks of a partner with an attractive back, he imagines pretty, clear skin that looks downright erotic when it’s coated in sweat, sometimes back dimples and especially a nice, deep arch– bonus points if that arch leads his eyes to a gorgeous ass. He tends to prefer that meaningless hook-ups face away from him, so that’s how he came to develop this appreciation. Even when he’s with a serious romantic interest, he’ll slip into backshots at some point just so he can show their back some love– licking it, kissing it and digging his nails into it depending on how far gone he is.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

He’s pretty much always using a condom. He’s even less open to the idea of an accidental pregnancy than he was in the past (which is saying a lot). Not only that, just because he’s brought someone to bed doesn’t mean he trusts them. There are two instances in which he’d forego protection: 1.) he has genuine intent to try and knock this person up, or 2.) he feels so strongly about them that it’s shaken him up and he’s lost all logic. He’d be acting off pure urge and instinct, reaching for protection would disrupt that. Having said all of that, he does tend to snatch his condom off anyway when he’s about to cum and jerk himself off because he’s a painter. He’ll ensure his partner’s back is painted beautifully by the time he’s done with them. If he can’t get to their back, no worries, he’ll just give them a facial. Clenching their cheeks, he will simply command “Open.” then challenge himself to see how much he can actually get to land in their mouth.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He has a nice polaroid camera and the best home video camera money can buy and while it wasn’t the original intent behind the purchase, they certainly have become useful in the bedroom. He likes to record his partner and go back to the polaroids or videos he’s collected when he misses them or is just horny. His favorite types of pictures to take are when he has them press their head against the bed, floor, etc and arch until their ass is nice and high after he’s coated them in cum.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

While he doesn’t have as much sex these days as he did a while back, he’s garnered enough experience to know how to show someone a good time if he wanted to. That’s just the key word: Want. Sometimes he cares so little about the enjoyment of the other person and more so about getting off that, all of his previous experience is sorta irrelevant. 

F = Favorite Position (Links to literal porn. Use your own discretion.)

His favorite positions generally include him taking his partner from behind. Obviously, doggystyle is a classic and one can never go wrong with that. He likes them face down, ass up– many times while pressing their face into the sheets/pillow or whatever surface he’s fucking them against. Sometimes, he’ll rail them from behind while holding a fist full of their hair. If he’s feeling a little lazy or maybe just wanting to relinquish control for a bit, he may put them in reverse-cowgirl or the hotseat. When he’s wanting something closer and more intimate with his partner, he’d spoon them if he can or maybe try the flatiron.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

It takes a special kind of person to get him to smile or laugh while he’s getting busy. He sort of zones in and shuts out everything except the hole he’s fucking. If his partner is able to bring him out of that, and get him to even crack a smile, let alone laugh– well, color him intrigued. 

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He doesn’t keep himself as maintained as he used to. He’s not particularly hair down there anyway. The hair just grows kinda long and thick. He trims every once in a while but unless it’s hot out, he doesn’t care to stay on top of upkeep. Perhaps if he was in a committed relationship, he’d try to trim more regularly? 

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) 

Deep down, he has an intense craving for intimacy and love but he doesn’t look to satisfy those desires with just anyone. He could fuck someone and barely look them in the eye during or after. He is rigid when a hookup touches him– stiff, and other than to push/pull or smack them around, he’s not doing much touching himself. When he’s caressing his partner's hair/face/body, whispering things to them (no matter how sweet or downright filthy), guiding their face to have them meet his eyes, practically begging them to say his name and melting into their touch, they’ll know for sure that he’s absolutely smitten with them. He hates that he becomes so weak when he’s in love but, he’d be telling a bold faced LIE if he said he doesn’t secretly revel in it.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Work stresses him beyond belief, life even more so and sometimes his mind gets so cloudy and his shoulders so tense that he needs some quick relief to put him at ease. He’ll do it when he’s wound up but also when he’s immensely horny and cannot be bothered to deal with another person. 

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks -also adding fetishes-)

Impact play- He’s got a habit of slapping and smacking his partners while he’s fucking them. Be it their face or body– sometimes he just gets the itch to light them up and listen to them whine. 

Partialism- As previously mentioned, a pretty back can really get him squirming in his seat. If his partner is wearing something that showcases theirs, he won’t be able to keep his hands off of them and would be about ready to pounce the moment they have some time alone.

Pussy worship- While he doesn’t put as much effort into pleasing every person he beds, his love for pussy hasn’t gone away. He still craves the taste, smell and feeling of a pretty pussy against his tongue and face. Tasting his partners always brought out a side of him that he decided he should be a bit more selective with who he shows that to.

JOI- Especially over the phone when he can’t get to his partner– getting to hear their voice and have them tell him what to do really gets him going. While he’s certainly a brat about it, he likes it when they’re kinda bossy and mean. 

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

Wherever the pants fall, this is something that has not and may never change. While he’s quick to get a room somewhere to handle his business or call his lover to his place, it’s not above him to have a romp or two in his office. In fact, if the desire strikes mid-day, he may summon his partner to his office just to take them against his desk and then send them back on their way. 

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Confidence, especially when said confidence keeps them from buckling under him. Someone who refuses to allow him to intimidate them. Everyday, he’s walking around on a constant power trip. Men duck their heads to him when he simply walks into a room. Women avert their eyes. He’s nearly forgotten what it’s like to not be taken seriously and while it may tick him off initially, he’d still find it interesting. He’d want to know what it would take to crack them. Another thing would be someone who isn’t afraid to try and take control. He prefers to be in control of everything but someone who fights against that– some who can tame him? He’d buckle.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Humiliation is a no go. While he is intrigued by someone who can take the reins and make him follow their lead from time to time, he draws the line at being made to feel small. The thing about temporarily surrendering to someone is knowing that when he wants to be in charge again, he can and will. Deep, deep down, no matter how hard of a face he puts on, he’s still that young, insecure boy inside. He’s not into anything that triggers those feelings. 

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

If he’s single, he’s definitely receiving more than he’s giving which sucks. Like, sure, he enjoys the feel of a warm tongue swirling around the head of his dick but nothing will ever compare to the pleasure he feels while fisting his dick as he eats out his s/o. He’s not sure when he stopped doing it as often as he used to but he knows why he did. He often mourns the feeling of having a sloppy, wet cunt gliding across his face, thighs trembling against his cheeks and when he can’t take it anymore and the craving is too severe, he does know who he can call to get it out of his system. Once he’s in a relationship or even just kinda getting serious about someone, he’s reminded of why he preserves his talent. He becomes a noisy, weepy mess when he’s thrusting into his fist at the same pace that he uses to fuck his lover with his tongue. It’s not uncommon for him to call his s/o to his office just so that he can kneel beside the desk he’s sat them on and absolutely go to town on them. Sometimes getting to go home to drown his face in his darling’s sweet pussy is all that’s keeping him going. 

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Sometimes he’s so rough, one may feel they’re being hatefucked by him. So often, he’s full of pent up rage that he just has to fuck it out. He’s yanking hair, biting, digging his nails into skin, spanking as if he intends to bruise. That’s why he makes sure his partner knows what they’re getting themselves into before he fucks them. Even when he’s ‘making love’ to someone, there’s still a level of intensity that is fierce as it is sensuous. 

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Not only can a quickie be all he has time for, sometimes it’s really all he wants. If his partner is cool with foregoing the buildup and dropping their underwear at a moment’s notice, then consider them his perfect match. 

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He’s open to a lot of things so long as it doesn’t include knocking up a random or has the potential to damage the perception of the Nishikiyama family name. 

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

His stamina is still pretty high. He can last for about as long as he’d like to last so long as he’s not too pent up and the sexual tension between him and his partner isn’t extremely thick. He’s got to want to last, though. When nothing but the need to bust a nut is what’s driving him, he can be done in 10 minutes or less. Once is enough in general, but the right significant other can bring the insatiability right out of him. 

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He likes to incorporate toys from time to time. He has toys that he owns that he’d use on his partners if they’re open to it and then he also sends toys along with lingerie as gifts, wrapped all pretty and topped with a bow that he’d like to see or hear them use on themselves. Vibrators are fun, he’s more open to dildos than he used to be but his favorite things to play with are those he uses to explore his interest in impact play: floggers, riding crops…whips. 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He can certainly be a tease when he wants to be. His teasing borders on degradation given the right circumstances. He especially likes to tease when he’s treating his partner harshly and they’re lost with how much they’re enjoying. He loves to see it but his mouth would tell a different story. He’d tease them for enjoying being ragdolled and treated like a worthless fleshlight. He’d make them beg for more, or beg to cum, anything really. 

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

His volume is pretty moderate. He does a lot of grunting– moaning, when he’s really emotionally invested. He talks and he wants his partner to talk back to him. He’s urging them to tell him how he makes them feel, he wants to hear where his dick is, he’s commanding them to declare who they belong to and most importantly, he’s making them call his name. He’s probably at his most noisy when he’s performing oral. It’s the #1 surefire way to hear him moan like a bitch…It’s fascinating. It should be studied, truly.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

While he loves to see his partner dolled up in some sexy lingerie, something about them going out with no underwear turns him on beyond belief. Once, he took a girl to dinner and at some point during, she excused herself to the restroom. When she returned, she stuffed the panties she’d been wearing (the panties he’d bought for her) in his pocket. He had to spend the remainder of the dinner fighting the desire to dive beneath the table and between her legs to make her cry by riling him up like that. If he notices his partner has decided to forego underwear while they’re out and about, he won’t be able to keep his hands off of them. 

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

He’s a bit over 4 ½ inches and girthy, with a tasteful upright curve from the center up. The shaft itself is a warm tan color but the head is bright pink. When he’s aroused, that pink appears more reddish. He may be on the smaller side but he knows exactly how to use it. He leaves his partners trembling after using that same 4 incher to abuse their g-spot. 

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

He’s more stressed than he is horny. Many times he finds himself fucking with the intent to blow off some steam rather than because he was aroused. It often leaves him feeling empty. He notices that he feels genuinely more horny when he’s in a relationship and feels more fulfilled after sex with his s/o. Perhaps it’s because he allows himself to fully be in the moment that leaves him feeling recharged. He needs as much of that feeling as he can get.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He’s teetering toward being an insomniac, so sex doesn’t wipe him out like it used to. He could fuck for like 45 minutes, sweat out his pomade and still be up for hours after he’s cum. If he’s fallen asleep shortly after sex, it’s likely because he feels so at peace when he’s with that person that the thoughts that usually swirl and plague his mind are drowned out by the sound of their voice and/or breathing.

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[vt-scribbles]

Hey um, sorry if this is an intrusive or unhappy question, or anything, but: how long did it take for you to get your fics off the ground, find an audience? I've been working so hard for so long on my own stories, and... nobody's really biting. I know it's a marathon, not a sprint, but it's hard not to feel discouraged. Some perspective and perhaps even advice from someone who's much farther along than me would be appreciated, if you could spare some for a stranger.

Idk if I'm really the right person to ask! I am far from what other people would call 'successful' in that department- The Harvester has like 10 active people following it at any point, and Find Your Wings has 0 audience currently [when looking at the big picture] LMAO

I get it though, I'm in the same struggling boat.

But

The genuine advice I can give is you gotta just keep doing it, be passionate, be obsessed with your own thing. If you are, your freak energy will attract other freaks who like your Whole Thing you got going on.

Also, keep in mind that The Harvester, which is infinitely more well known [but still such a tiny fish in the sea] was based on an existing property, Steven Universe.

Getting fully original stuff of the ground comes from a lot of being a freak, posting about it often, being open and approachable, and getting lucky.

Nobody ever wants to hear about the Luck part of things, but it's a lot of that. Also, in order to get found, you need to go be friendly with other creators, other authors. Make them feel seen and appreciated, and be honest and genuine about it for the sake of community, not benefiting yourself, and you'll bring people to you. But ya gotta love it for its own sake first. Audience will come naturally if you genuinely love something and act like it.

EDIT: Also I hate to say this but it came up after I originally responded- speaking from experience, people will smell if you're desperate for an audience or feel downtrodden/ignored/lesser. And it's a turn-off. While there's value in being vulnerable and honest sometimes online and being human... if you're constantly down on yourself or spend more time complaining about things than you do building yourself up and hyping your work, it'll be depressing to try and follow the projects.

A lot of folks don't wanna hear that part, and neither did I. But when I started being positive more often than negative, the people around me started changing into a more positive community.

[blimbosworlddd]

Nirvana: A Rock Lee Tale (Chapter 1)

Summary: Your dating life is terrible. Your friends’ marriage is fantastic. Your career as a medic was doing great, though. But you aren’t happy. However, after one quick trip to the Mighty Rock Dojo, you stumble upon the most magnificent man you’ve ever met- the taijutsu master- Rock Lee.

Notes: slow burn fic, afab/fem/black reader.

Warnings: Mentions of sex, (light) descriptions of blood and violence. Usage of the N word. The reader and Lee are in their late 20s but virtually any age group that is 18 and up can enjoy this story. Again 18+, minors do not interact… pls.

Word count: 2.6k

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You are lonely. So lonely.

Your friends tell you that you’re young and shouldn’t chase and should wait for the right person and should focus on yourself and all that jazz. But there is nothing else you can do but wait; your career as a medic is finally starting to blossom, you’re trying to take care of yourself, and dating apps are full of people you aren’t attracted to. And the ones who did interest you either don’t hit you up or stop engaging.

You feel worthless sometimes, like no matter how beautiful or poised you try to come off, that one person who you dream of spoiling and loving you is only that- a dream. You always feel like you'll never be fully appreciated. You know you deserve someone who takes care of you, but no matter how painful it is you always keep pushing. You never have time to drown in self-pity. At the end of the day, people still love and support you. That’s why you went on a date with some guy Temari and her husband, Shikamaru, put you on.

You always envied their relationship; they’ve been going strong since college, watching them grow and evolve as they fall deeper in love with each other. It’d make you quietly turn away and scowl every time they’d hold hands or smile into their kisses. Your date’s name is Sai. You went out a couple of times beforehand, and actually enjoyed his time; he was a smooth talker with a serene vibe who allowed you to be the corny goofball you are when comfortable. Especially when he’d crack deadpan jokes and tease you. The conversations you had held weight and authenticity.

Y’all are on your third date, walking the night streets of the city while eating rolled ice cream. The stroll is silent but comfortable, ignoring the fact that Sai hadn’t talked much throughout the day.

"Did you enjoy our date?" Sai quips, eyebrows rising inquisitively.

You swallow the melting treat and nod your head.

"Yup!" You lie. "What about you?"

Sai looks down at the remnants of melted ice cream in his cup before stopping in his tracks.

“Y/n, I think you’re really cool,” he prompts.

Fuck me, you think.

"But I don't see us being any more than good friends. I don't feel any excitement when I'm with you. Plus, my ex and I wanna get back together so... Yeah."

While nodding spitefully, your plump lips press together in a tight line.

"Goodbye, Sai." You turn around and walk the opposite direction.

"Should I get you an uber?" He calls out.

You simply wave your hand without looking back. You’re glad you didn’t fuck him anyways, since you already learned the hard way of fooling around while easily susceptible to attachment. That's how you got your heart broken. And you've healed, still healing, but trust is earned. And your time requires effort now.

You shut your apartment door with a foot and lock it before kicking off your heels. Tossing your keys on the living room table, you pad your way to the nearest couch and plop your face on the mattress.

Your eyes sting at the despair of it all, wondering if this love shit is only magical for some. You bring your vibrating phone closer to your face, only to see that it's Shikamaru. You sigh in contemplation, side-eyeing the TV across from you before reluctantly answering the call.

"Heyyy." Your voice drawls out in a feeble attempt at sounding happy.

"How was your date?" He sounds groggy, like he just woke up from one of his daily naps.

You gulp, eyes widening in shame. "It was - uhhh.”

You hear shuffling on your friend's end, waiting patiently for your response as he opens his refrigerator for snacks.

"Do you think I'm boring?" You whisper, as if you’re unraveling this big secret.

The noise ceases on the other side.

"He dropped you, didn't he?" He deadpans.

Your silence is all the answer he needs.

Shikamaru scoffs. "Fuck him. Don't let some dude you only met 3 times ruin the rest of your week.

"Mhmm." You hear people say that all too often for your liking.

"He said I didn't excite him. Whatever the hell that means."

"That's really a drag, y/n. I'm sorry it didn't work out for you. But you're not boring at all, it's his loss. Not yours.”

You curl up in a ball and stare at your TV screen, listening to your friend unwrapping a candy bar.

"Hey listen," he takes a bite from the frozen chocolate.

“Instead of sulking in your dark little hole till you find another date, how about you come with Mari and me to meet a good friend?"

"Whoring me out again are we?"

"Damn, was it that obvious?" He sighs tiredly at your lewd sarcasm.

“Anyway, he runs a dojo that his sensei founded. Called the Mighty Rock Dojo."

"Stupid name." You comment petulantly.

"Yeah I know." He snorts. "We'll pick you up at ten am if you want, a change in scenery could help with your... perspective on life."

"S'okay, you can say I’m depressed.”

“Yeah, well I think this could help, even a little bit. Didn't you always watch those Bruce Lee movies when you were a kid? Rush Hour? The Karate Kid?"

“Yeah but-“

"This could unlock good memories for you. Make you feel like you belong?"

"I don't fight though." you reason.

"No need. Just watch."

Your eyebrows furrow in deep worry. While his offer is tempting, you do not see how attending a dojo can fix your love life. Maybe you could use some innocent excitement for once.

"Alright, alright." You whine, cursing your schedule for making you free tomorrow. “Ten am you said?"

"That's my girl,” You side eye your phone: he hasn’t called you that since y’all broke up.

“And yes, we'll pick you up at ten. Now go to sleep.”

After your friend hangs up, you set your timer on your phone and toss it on the table beside you.

-

You are not a morning person; eyes burning from fresh sleep as you ponder whether you should fling your roaring alarm across your wall. You don’t really know what to wear at a dojo, so you decide on more casual clothing for the day. When you feel like you're all caught up on your morning routine, notifications of Temari texting you to come downstairs pop up on your phone.

You greet the couple as you enter their jeep and sit in the back, enjoying the faint aroma of cinnamon in the air.

"You ready to see some sick ass-whooping?" Temari snarls.

"You know it, girl." You snigger.

She is a breath of fresh air, you like befriending people who are more unserious than you at times.

The ride is peaceful; sun rays dancing through the windows, a lofi playlist tuning in the background to set a nice vibe. You'd doze off if you weren't getting eager to see what this dojo's all about.

"So Pineapple, who is this friend of yours?"

"Rock Lee." Shikamaru grumbles while staring ahead, spiky ponytail peaking above the headrest. You call him "pineapple” when you're feeling goofy, and he hates that his wife started using that foolish nickname on him soon after.

“He's been the master of the dojo ever since his sensei, Might Guy, retired 5 years ago," Temari adds.

You hum in acknowledgment. When you all finally arrive, your eyes droop a bit at how... unimpressive the outside looks. Very bland letters that spell out the text of the establishment's name. you wouldn't consider it a dojo without the word dojo being on the big sign. You groan in pending boredom.

A ceiling bell jingles as you enter, the first step inside the dojo and your face is smothered with the pungency of feet. Usually, you would turn right back around with a cringe and escape such an aggressive odor, but the man before you makes it exceptionally difficult to look away:

Beads of sweat decorate the contours of his neck and chest. An impeccable horse stance coils his body like a spring; perfect posture, plump ass sitting in a squat that shows the subtle bulge of his thighs through the fabric of his Gi; knees spread apart and each one bent at a 90 degree angle; left arm firmly folded behind his back while the other has his front palm facing him, slender fingers pointing up and pressed together like a blade. His hands and wrists are wrapped in white bandages that you assume would help secure the worn skin beneath. He’s in the midst of a match; his intense, unblinking gaze holding both his opponent and the onlookers in rapt attention. Every move is a display of disciplined grace and raw physical power. Every strike, every dodge, every block- they all hold tactical precision unlike any other. It's why he barely took a single blow.

You don't look away, leaning closer to Shikamaru.

"What technique is he using?" You mumble in fascination.

Your friend chuckles, sighing quietly after.

"Taijutsu. An ancient martial art that his sensei put on the map a few decades back. Last time I checked, this'll be Lee's 40th beaten opponent this week."

"Well damn." You grunt.

But how unexpected was it? He looks like an ancient warrior, like he loves what he’s doing. So much so, that the physical pain seems a necessity for his strength. That's why a dozen surround him in awe of his mastery.

The atmosphere is electric, growing anticipation of how this battle will end thickens the air. Lee's opponent is bruised up, battered figure wobbling side to side just to cope with the damage already done to him. All Lee has to do is wait a few moments, not moving an inch until he watches him fall to his knees, and collapse on the matted floor. The victor blinks a couple of times with a deep inhale, you can hear the timbre of his voice when he releases his breath.

"Heh. Some things never change," Temari scoffs with a knowing smile.

Relaxing his arms at the applauding crowd, Lee stands straight and bows to his beaten contestant, whispering a “thank you” for showing his dedication and strength: Lee slowly grabs his arm to help lift his body, walking him to a nursing room in the back of the dojo so he can tend to his injuries. An idea pops into your head, kicking off your street shoes to trot past the crowd and follow them. You decide that since you're a medical professional, you'd assist the fighter in his hospitality. You get steadily closer until you find him looking in the cabinets for certain remedies.

"Got antiseptic with cotton balls?"

Lee jolts to face you while still crouched under the counter, hitting his head against the hard surface.

Your hand covers your mouth in mortification.

"I'm so sorry, I didn't-"

"Don't worry, my friend!" He chuckles sheepishly while rubbing the back of his head. "Just didn't expect anyone to come in yet, haha!"

You smile at his reassurance, not expecting the depth of his voice; a low bass overshadowed by whimsical friendliness every time he speaks.

"Ahh okay. Still have any antiseptic with cotton balls?"

"Oh, yeah! need some?"

"No, but your friend does.”

Lee lowers his hand, turning his head to the man who lay on a thin mattress, and turns back to look at you.

"You want to help him?"

"Mhm!" You chirp, digging in your bag for your wallet to show him your license. Lee raises his hands up at your insistence.

"Y-You don't need to prove yourself to me! I appreciate the help. His eyes crinkle shut with a toothy smile.

You were thinking of ways to make it falter, like caressing the area where his neck and jaw meet or brushing your thumb along his bushy eyebrows. You could see how strong he is, and you want to feel it this time. You've never considered his textbook features attractive, but he makes them look too endearing to dislike.

After swiping a bag full of cotton from the upper cabinet, Lee notions you to come closer with a wave.

Walking to stand beside him, you analyze the man's wounds. Gently pressing your fingers throughout his body, you fail to spot any particularly tender areas.

Lee hands you a cotton swab with a bottle of antiseptic.

"Nun too serious." You murmur while squirting the solution on the cotton. "He'll be fine.”

He nods with a hum, watching you gently dab the damp material on the fighter's bloodied face.

"What's his name?"

"Neji. We've known each other since childhood."

There was a lilt of fondness in Lee's tone when regarding the man you're patching up.

Neji winces when you clean a certain cut above his eyebrow, making you pause with caution.

"Oop, sorry Neji. I'm almost done." You coo.

Lee watches in awe at how graceful and precise your movements are when treating his friend, the subtle focus in your stare as you put your training to use impresses him even more. He couldn't be that delicate with someone if he tried. He clears his throat.

"H-How did you learn about the dojo?"

You look up in quick thought before flickering your eyes down to the task at hand.

"The Naras brought me here."

Lee's eyes glow up like light bulbs.

"Shika knows you?!"

You snort at the cute nickname.

"Yeah. We've been friends since high school. Him and Temari think this place would be a... more cathartic way to spend my time."

You appreciate the couple for thinking of you, really. But it's still kind of embarrassing that they know how much of a loner you are. Lee places a hand on his hip while the other rubs his chin, eyes closing to reminisce about a familiar time in his life.

"Ahh, I remember when I had nothing better to do than work at the dojo. It got so bad that Shika stepped in to show me a more casual way of life. I didn't stop wearing my sense's hand-me-downs till last year!"

You giggle at how open he is to someone he just met. Lee didn't expect your sultry voice to allure him so easily when you laughed. He wants to make you do it again.

*Yeah," you agree. *He's like a dad friend."

"He IS a dad friend."

Both laughing heartily in unison, you wrap up Neji's treatment and return all the equipment you used.

"All he needs is a few day's rest and he'll be good as new." You look down at Neji who's sound asleep, sighing in pride at your handiwork.

"My name is Rock Lee, but I'd like it if you called me Sensei Lee. What's yours?"

"Y/n. It's nice to meet you, Sensei."

You love the way he looks down at you with those big round eyes. His grin is calm, radiating silent confidence.

"You'd be a great addition to our dojo, y/n.” You love the way your name rolls off his tongue. But your skin crawls at what that might say about you.

"You think so?"

"Know so! Every time I patch up my students, they say I'm too rough. But you're obviously a pro.”

You quietly scoff in shyness, the thought of being a nurse for a bunch of fighters never passed your mind till now. Lee blinks a few times in concern.

"I can pay you, if that's the issue."

You shake your head abruptly..

"I already have a well-paying job. Plus I couldn't do my best if it's only for the money."

”Yes, of course."

He is too good at eye contact and manners. You beg yourself to act right.

"I'll think about it. What's your number for the meantime?"

After he gives you his phone, you bid each other farewell. When you reunite with the Nara's you tell them everything that went down in the nursing room.

Shikamaru smirks knowingly, turning towards his car.

“I'm glad you enjoyed yourself. Anyways, I want brunch."

"Meals are on me for introducing a new hobby!"

"This is why we love y/n."

"Don't get used to it," you warn playfully.

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Matchup Trade

Hey hey! This is our Twisted Wonderland & Tokyo Revengers matchup @babulejka

Twisted Wonderland

Malleus Draconia

You thought Id match you with Vil, didn't you? PSYCHE (I was-) BUT I decided on someone much more fitting. A FUTURE KING-

OKAY SO firstly and lastly Malleus is an amazing lover. Maybe a little ignorant on modernization, and sometimes he's not around when it comes to duties but OMG he's gonna treat you like a damn QUEEN (i mean cuz you're gonna be-)

He thinks you look exceptionally good in purple and green and he compares you to Sleeping Beauty a lot with your pretty golden hair and graceful body. Only he's not gonna curse you-

Well...maybe at times he wants to lock you in a tower, but that's just because he gets nervous about his human companions. He feels an intense need to protect them since they die so easily smh-

Would love to see you perform dances, but would also love to just relax and listen to your music. He himself may even ask if he could sing while you play an instrument.

He's a fae. Of course he knows all about herbs and all kinds of creatures. You wanna go explore? He'll take you to some fae lands if you promise to stay by his side. You wanna grow some plants with him? He knows a few secret tricks to make them grow 10x better. And I bet he has this talent where he can just automatically tell you all species of insects and woodland critters you come across. May even get you a chance to pet a deer if you're quiet enough.

Omg please make a doll or puppet with his horns on it. He'd be so awestruck like "Oh- you made a fae doll? For me?" now it's being put up on a shelf and very well maintained for thousands of years. While your match down below is more a physical attraction, Malleus very much is attracted to your soul. Your curiosity and wonder and your light-hearted tone.

Overall hes a 9/10. Very loving, very attentive, but also he's gonna outlive you. Plus he can be a bit melodramatic about things- hes so emo-...

Runnerups- Azul Ashengrotto, Vil Schoenheit

Tokyo Revengers

Taiju Shiba

Hear me out- hear me out hear me out hear me out

Listen I know he's not the best...I like to think of myself as the No.1 Taiju Hater. BUT I could see how you guys would be a cute couple.

Okay okay soooo let's start this.

Taiju is a very religious man. This meaning, I believe he would like feminine women. He'd probably meet you at a show where you were performing ballet or something of the sort and when mingling after the show, you two had began talking. (Dont you dare ask my why he'd be there. To appreciate the dance? Idk maybe Yuzuha secretly does ballet-)

But your sweet and polite personality further deepened his attraction. Despite how cruel of a man he can be, he is fully capable of being polite right back. Especially to someone he personally sees as a perfect woman. As toxic as that is-

Once you get to know each other better, its safe to say he'll raise a brow at some things, but a part of me really wants him to at least become a little less shitty of a person after the whole Christmas fiasco-

Omg so Christmas is a holiday made to celebrate the birth of Jesus HOWEVER Jesus was born near late summer. Christmas was made so Christians could cover up what was originally a Pagan holiday and to help convert Pagans to Christianity. Im not sure if you know that fact if youve researched Pagans (Not assuming your religion just that Pagans are associates with Witches/Wiccans ei. Wicca is a type of Paganism to my knowledge) BUT ANYWAYS if you were to talk about witch culture or somehow dropped or came across that fact and TOLD HIM- omg.

Bro has a cross tattooed on his back, he would be like- questioning everything because no way Christmas is a lie??? (Or maybe he knows and just doesnt give a fuck?) He heavily side eyes any other religion but his own. But, if you wanted to educate him on mythology, witchcraft , astrology, any of those other spiritual beliefs he will at least listen so he can know more. (To hate them better <3)

Okay now that ive rambled-

Old Hollywood type beauty? He's taking you to all kinds of restaurants and clubs. Best believe he's getting you all these dresses too. Elegant and modest ones that are still flattering and sexy. Only the best for his woman of course.

As much as i dont like him he would be a very good lover. Like, can be a little controlling, but he is attentive and devoted. He admires your beauty, your grace, your work ethic...but he also wants to work for you. Hes old fashioned, he believes its his job as a man to provide for you.

All in all? Uh

id say 6.5/10. Hes really tall and strong and independent but also...beat his siblings and things hes a king or something idk- But like IN HIS DEFENSE being the oldest is very hard, especially with no parental figures.

Runnerups- Mitsuya Takashi, Tetta Kisaki

[rivetgoth]

hey char! out of curiosity, how did you and angel get together? and whats one of your favorite things about her? :)

We met right here on Tumblr through this interaction :D

She followed me and I hadn’t followed back at the time (I really rarely check new followers) but after she sent this ask and I answered it I followed her back. After that we started interacting with each other in the comments of our posts and stuff, then we got each other on different social media, and after a couple of months she reached out on Instagram to tell me that she actually lived close by and inviting me to come hang out with her. We hit it off immediately and spent like hours and hours and hours talking, we kept driving from place to place around the city finding more things to do, we went to a record store, a little alternative store, we got food, we got coffee, and from there we started talking to either through text or on the phone literally every day. We’d spend HOURS on the phone together back then, like sometimes 8-9+ hours, just sitting there talking.

Like I love this screenshot, of us awake at 5:40 AM on the phone for 8 hours talking about Paul Barker 😭

We also would meet up pretty frequently in person too of course. Like one time that she stayed over the night before Record Store Day and instead of sleeping we stayed up the literal entire night into the next day talking about Nivek Ogre and Al Jourgensen. And then we moved in together before we were a couple about six months later. We were both looking to move anyway so the timing just worked out and we could kinda “test run” things since I was in a dorm room at the time that was much larger than it needed to be because my school didn’t know how to provide gender inclusive housing for transitioning individuals LMAO. We cohabitated really well and living together only made us grow closer. FWIW I was attracted to her right away, I remember the first moment I fully processed what she looked like was when she first messaged me asking if I wanted to hang out and I looked through her selfies so I’d be able to recognize her when we met and could not believe she really looked like that. I was like lol no way is this person this hot and asking to hangout 😳

Anyway. A little while after moving in together I think there was a lot of tension forming between us because she was (spoilers) attracted to me as well. So we started hooking up before we actually started calling ourselves a couple. The funny thing is neither of us really remember the exact moment we started formally considering ourselves a couple. We never had a big “what are we” convo where we put a solid label to things. We had a few conversations about how we hardly knew how to describe our dynamic because girlfriend / boyfriend felt almost juvenile for the level we were at, already living together and sharing finances and then also hooking up, but we started actually verbalizing stuff we were doing as dates, we’d been saying I love you etc for ages already, we started sharing a bed every night, and at some point us being in a relationship was just our reality. 🤷‍♂️

I love her so much. I feel like the luckiest man in the whole world getting to be with her and spend my life with her. Genuinely cannot believe she is so cool, smart and articulate, stylish, thoughtful, funny, with such good taste in music and everything else, and that she is my baby. It’s still so surreal. As for a FAVORITE thing, it’s so hard to pick just one obviously lol, but I think one of the things I appreciate about her more than anything and that I never ever want to take for granted is the way she’s always striving to learn and grow and form a fully consistent and logical and articulate worldview and ethical / philosophical system, like she’s always thinking about new things, reading new works, investigating the world around her, engaging with complicated subject matter, sharing her insights with me, trying to genuinely form a cohesive system for how to make the world a better place, and that’s inspired and driven me so much to do the same. She’s genuinely one of the smartest people you will ever talk to. I never get bored of our conversations and I learn so much from her all the time.

[fatestln]

kiana madeira  29,  cis woman,  she / her   𐫱 ›   hey, isn’t that nyra bennett ? rumor has it that they can be rather guarded and insecure but hey, that’s just in their nature as a werewolf. they totally make up for it by being empathetic and a natural leader. if you’re looking for them, you can probably find them at their work as a waitress at rosie's diner.

🐺 BACKSTORY 🌕 MUSINGS 📌 PINTEREST 🌿 EST CONNECTS

I. THE ESSENTIALS.

NAME: nyra bennett NICKNAMES: ny (give her more cute nicknames pls) GENDER: cisgender female. PRONOUNS: she/her. PLACE OF BIRTH: in the heart of her pack's territory, near butte, montana SEXUAL ORIENTATION: pansexual. ROMANTIC ORIENTATION: panromantic. SPOKEN LANGUAGES: english AGE: twenty-nine BIRTHDAY: july 5th, 1995. ZODIAC: cancer EMPLOYMENT: waitress SUPERNATURAL SPECIES: born werewolf FINANCIAL STATUS: lower middle class

II. APPEARANCE.

HAIR COLOUR: brown hair HAIR STYLE: shoulder length curls ( type 3A ) EYE COLOUR: dark brown IMPORTANT PHYSICAL FEATURES: tba. HEIGHT: 5'5 ( 165 cm ) BUILD: strong, athletic build PIERCINGS: both ears TATTOOS: none ... yet

III. FUN FACTS.

ONE. as a teenager, nyra loved telling stories to the young pups in her pack, weaving epic tales of legendary wolves battling mythical creatures. even now, she has a knack for storytelling. TWO. nyra has always been a phenomenal tracker, even by werewolf standards. she had a knack for sensing and noticing things that other's don't or can't. THREE. she's developed an interest in sketching. she likes to take a sketch pad and charcoals to the shore and sketch to pass the time. it's really helped her process her traumas and move towards healing.

IV. LIKES & DISLIKES.

LIKES: hikes in the mountains, sketching, storytelling, helping others, stargazing DISLIKES: emotional manipulation, disrespect, injustice, seeing others in pain

V. ADDITIONAL.

HOBBIES: sketching, tracking, DRINKING / SMOKING / DRUG USAGE: yes/yes/no SOFT SPOT: others who have suffered some type of abuse, those who need someone to defend themselves FEARS: sudden loud noises, overly aggressive personalities COMFORTS: puppy piles, animals

VI. WANTED CONNECTIONS

ELIAS - echoes of the past – a childhood friend whose laughter still resonates in your heart. they remind you of the carefree days spent exploring the woods, and even though life has taken you in different directions, the connection remains. you share a history that binds you, and there’s always a pull to revisit those simpler times. ( official wc coming soon ) a heart stitched together – someone who understands your struggles all too well. you both have faced the weight of your pasts, and through your shared pain, you've formed a bond that feels like healing. you lean on each other when the world gets too heavy, but there's an underlying tension that hints at something deeper. the spark of rebellion – they’re a free spirit who encourages you to break away from expectations and live in the moment. their wild ideas and spontaneous adventures challenge your boundaries, making you question what it means to be truly alive. they may sometimes lead you astray, but their infectious energy reminds you to embrace life fully. your safe harbor – in a world full of chaos and uncertainty, they are your anchor. they know when to push you to face your fears and when to hold you close, offering comfort without judgment. your relationship is a refuge, a space where vulnerability is welcomed, and love is unconditional. the protector – this person feels like a guardian in your life. they watch over you with fierce loyalty and are quick to defend you against anyone who tries to hurt you. however, their protective nature sometimes makes you feel smothered, and you find yourself longing for independence while still appreciating their steadfast presence. the whisper of possibility – a friendship that holds a hint of unspoken attraction. you both share secrets and dreams, and though you tread carefully, the chemistry between you is undeniable. there’s a lingering question of whether your connection could blossom into something more, but the fear of crossing that line keeps you in a delicate balance.

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[brotherhoodoftheblade]

So finally I read Voyager (by that I mean, I actually read the whole thing this time, and not just John and Jamie’s chapters lol) for the first time in five or six years and I’d been meaning to jot down my impressions of it (while I still have them somewhat fresh to mind) but, typically, I’ve kept forgetting and getting distracted by other stuff. (I actually finished it nearly a month ago, but again, my mind forever is fluff on the wind it seems. *sigh*)

Since I really don’t want to end up writing another another long-winded essay about the book I’ll attempt to keep it brief. lol

Rereading Voyager once again made clear why Jamie/Claire has always been much more easily shippable for me than Jamie/John. (Even though my shipping of J/C is low-key to negligible tbh.) It’s not because the latter doesn’t have a very interesting (if ultimately too toxic for me) dynamic (even if the fascinating quality of their relationship is sometimes akin to being unable to tear your eyes away from a car crash). And it’s not because I’m too much of a puritanical pearl-clutcher to appreciate to the dark allure of a so-called toxic ship (trust me, I have far more f*cked up ships than J/J lmao).

The main reason Jamie and Claire work for me, despite the fact that they can often be pretty batshit in their dynamic, is because they’re the SAME KIND of batshit...about EACH OTHER...EQUALLY. 😂

Jamie/John just don’t have that. The batshit obsessiveness is way too one-sided. I mean, if they’re not equally in unhinged, all-consuming love with each other then what’s even the point? lol Such an unbalanced nature in a toxic ship just doesn’t sail far with me, and after a while just has me looking at the undervalued party wishing they’d locate their self-respect, get a grip, and get a damn life already! (And, yes, I’m looking at you, John. *weary sigh*)

Also, rereading the infamous “take your hand off me or I’ll kill you” scene between John and Jamie at Ardsmuir reaffirmed my initial impression of it back when I’d first read it years ago (and let’s be honest, between ADHD and depression brainfog, I don’t really begin to fully trust my own memory of books until I’ve read them a few times). That it’s wholly unethical for the governor of a prison to proposition any of his prisoners is indisputable to me, but even putting that aside, the whole exchange still came off pretty questionably to me just on its own. 

Jamie did nothing whatsoever to indicate that he might be receptive to that sort of attention from John. It’s like when you find yourself suddenly hit on apropos of nothing, despite having given no sign of encouragement whatsoever -- and at an inappropriate time to boot. I mean, seriously, how did John think propositioning Jamie in the wake the revelation of his grief over the loss of the love of his life was a remotely considerate time to be doing that? (If someone had tried to take advance of me in such a vulnerable moment after I’d shared something so personal with them, I’d have been bloody annoyed!)

Their exchange of shared grief was the first moment of genuine trust extended  between them, a gift really, especially on Jamie’s part, and John thought that was a good time to make a move on him? And more importantly, where’s the logic in it? 

Jamie had just been talking about how much he loved his wife - a woman - while having never done anything to give the impression that he was remotely attracted to John (in fact, the impression given was much the opposite most of the time), so how then did it make the remotest sense for John to risk exposing himself like that?? Especially when John’s always emphasizing how crucial it was for men like himself to be careful around other men and not make any dangerous assumptions. Extreme caution is always the order of the day when it comes to situations like this, so wouldn’t it at least have made more sense to wait until he felt more certain of the lay of the land? 

Except with Jamie he already knew perfectly well he had no need to practice the same kind of caution he would’ve with any other gentleman. Jamie was a convicted Jacobite with no standing whatsoever. He couldn’t have spoken out about John even if he’d wanted to -- his word was worthless against him. (And of course, it’s in much the same tone of imbalanced power that John carried forward their strained friendship under duress during Jamie’s years at Helwater.) 

Of course, despite John’s awareness of the disproportionate amount of power he held over Jamie, his intentions, at heart, weren’t remotely malicious. (He’s certainly no Black Jack Randall!) Yet, it’s still the appearance of impropriety that stands with him. Mainly because intellectually he knows better than to do half the stuff he does, but he just gets caught up in the intensity of his feelings in the moment and ends up doing impulsively reckless shit. It’s the story of his life at this point. :/ (I mean, just think how often his “brave” impulsivity or his injudicious tongue has ended up landing him straight into hot water, while instances where cravenness stilled his tongue could’ve changed the course of his life for the better if he’d only had the courage to speak from his heart.)

Another thing that stood out to me was the characterization of Frank Randall in the book in comparison to the general attitudes of animosity he receives in the fandom. 

Now I can’t say I strongly ship either Jamie/Claire or Frank/Claire (though I’ve certainly found both interesting and likeable at times), so I’m pretty neutral when it comes to any shipping biases on their parts. I do feel that it’s stanning Jamie and Claire so much that’s garnered Frank so much unwarranted hatred. I mean, he’s not a saint (none of them are lol) but he also couldn’t be farther from the devil. The worst thing charge I can legitimately lay at his feet is being a racist (though it’s unfortunately pretty understandable given his age and the time period - after all, only the people who were rarely ahead of their time could legitimately have been said to have not been racist at all during a time when it was the cultural norm). 💀

But aside from the racism, Frank was a far better man than most. How many men would’ve taken Claire back after she turned up three years later, pregnant with another man’s child, whom she had married and fallen in love with even though she was already married to Frank??? And not only that, loved that child as much as if she’d been his own biological daughter? Despite the fact that just the sight of Brianna was a constant flesh and blood reminder that Claire had betrayed him? And that Claire was still in love with Jamie despite having returned to Frank. (And he even supported her going to medical school - something a lot of husbands in that time wouldn’t have done.)

And yeah, I know he cheated on her - and that’s what so many rake him over the coals for - but under the circumstances I find it kind of hard to blame him. Did Frank not deserve to be with someone who actually loved him? Unlike Claire, who only ever came back to him in body but not in spirit, and certainly not in heart! She spent all those years being emotionally unfaithful to him first, even though he was the one who’d chosen to do the honourable thing by standing by her and raising a child that wasn’t even his. It takes two people to ruin a marriage, and the efforts of both in concert to make things work. And Claire couldn’t have made it clearer that her heart was no longer in their relationship -- and that wasn’t Frank’s fault. 

And the final thing that really stood out to me: the rampant fatphobia in Outlander. I mean, I’d noticed it here and there but hadn’t paid it a great deal of attention because it mostly seemed like isolated occurrences scattered throughout the books (and as I’ve said before, I haven’t fully read all of the OL books from cover to cover yet - mostly the parts with John, Percy, or others closely related to them). 

But reading the whole of Voyager brought back to me how often I’d noticed similar fatphobic sentiments expressed at other times, and just how frequently, in particular, DG uses fatness to emphasize the repulsiveness of villainous characters (like with Geillis when her character is reintroduced in Jamaica). And, it’s such a common sentiment even just in passing conversation that you’ve probably already noticed it (or if you somehow haven’t, I bet you’ll start noticing it a lot more now).

Even in her parting advice to Brianna, Claire goes, “Try not to get fat”, and I was like ‘WHATTT?? She’s abandoning her daughter (who’s also lost her father and has no other relatives) and you may never see her again, and THAT’S the parting motherly life advice you have for the poor girl??? ‘Try not to get fat��?!?!” Seriously? 🙄

DG can shove her fatphobia up her arse with the rest of her toxic predilections, for all I care.😐

[dontbotherwiththepronunciation]

Are there other Theon ships you like?

EDIT: I am sorry for this lateness anon. I thought I had posted this back in September (around the time I was getting survey related asks) shortly after it was sent but I just found it on the queue while searching for something else. Sorry. It was very sweet of you to ask so I feel abad about not realising I didn't post it any sooner.

I have weird feelings regarding ships in this fandom so most of the time with "ship" I just mean "I want to see them interact in emotionally intense situations of conflict, affection and resentment" but here are the ones I could think of in which some sort of romance/attraction/affection is part of my preferred dynamic.

Theon/Jeyne (already explained it here. Basically it's just that I am really into circumstantial affection, codependency and the themes of accountability for past misdeeds and irredeemability vs redemption. I like it at best when it's not outright shippy but ambiguous and open to interpretation. I always recommend Girl On Ice (and I won't stop now) but also I honestly feel that Little Brother, although the focus is truly on Asha and her anxiety over her entire situation in the end of ADWD, has probably my favourite post-adwd dynamic for them and it's even more ambiguous in a very tongue-in-cheek manner that I appreciate.)

Jon/Theon (Similar feelings about circumstantial affection but without the same themes. Like the idea of the two unwelcomed somewhat unwilling members of Winterfell being some of the last remainings of it. Also prefer it as something ambiguous and open to interpretation but with slightly more antagonistic feelings between the two. I like Jon but he'll be ultimately relieved to know Theon actually just killed the Miller's boys and that is not necessarily a good thing for me (although I understand and won't blame him for that possible reaction). I admit to being picky because I disagree with some popular takes about Theon having bullied Jon or them hating each other and I also am very strongly against Stark romanticism which often appears in fics focused on them.)

Theon/Barbrey (Everyone thinks I said this as a joke but I actually mean it. Their conversation during the Turncloak chapter made me cry like a child when I first read it and I haven't been the same person ever since. It completely rewired the way I perceive things. I like relationships that grow not out of love but hatred and feelings of mutual hurt originating from similar issues. I like the idea that she might at some point be the one to fully take the Stark goggles off him. Also prefer it as ambiguous rather than straight up romantic. This is one of my favourite fics ever and it sometimes makes me cry. Canon divergent ADWD where she takes him away from Ramsay and Roose (also "Arya" gets saved anyway, don't worry))

Theon/Kyra (Prefer it as horror from Kyra's side but mixed with the possible former feelings of teenage love they might have had. They seemed emotionally close and I can imagine she might have felt more for him than he ever did for her. That's interesting for me given what happens later on during ACOK and that she still tries to save him from the Dreadfort. I like the idea that when he kissed her on the other side of the river she could only feel fear and indignation)

Theon/Patrek (one of the more wholesome ones here and to be honest it only started really interesting me once Patrek was used as a leverage against his father and they literally tied a noose around his neck. I like it a lot more than I express. I like to think that the anger Patrek might have felt towards Theon at that point was somewhat mitigated or that it will be mitigated now that he has been on a similar position. Preferred daydreams involve small one-night reunions when Theon finally gets to go to the Islands and has to stop at Seaguard where Patrek is. Strange type of meetings between people who were very happy and close during a brief time that was violently and abruptly cut get to reminiscence about a past they feel conflicted about. I like to think their relationship would be re-contextualised given Patrek has been used against his father now).

Theon/Baelor (Absolutely no canon foundation which is weird given I am who I am but I have such a desire for a gap filler where the two get to interact during Theon's time in ACOK and Theon is able to see this somewhat well-adjusted version of himself that has even turned into a figure of influence and just feels completely irritated and hateful by the situation.)

Theon/Falia (Been ruminating on this for a long time now and she could embody aspects of the Kyra to his Theon and he the Euron to her Falia so yes enjoy it a lot. Although I've only seen it written once and it was in a post-ados ambiguously hopeful fic. Really liked it. It was very sweet. However on a long term not I'd really like her becoming a strange type of second chance for what he had with Kyra and him a second chance for what she had with Euron. Horny on main ironborn comes to take the castle of the feudal lord whose lands you live in and takes you, a lowborn woman who seems rather willing, to live there for a while and sleep in the bed of said feudal lord. Things change suddenly and you find yourself physically and sexually abused by someone you trusted.)

Sexual relationships I do not ship but read anyway because of interesting dynamics

Theon/Ramsay (It has to be fully non-consensual, full horror and as canon-compliant as possible. If I see Theon referring to him as "master" I am out. Also I'm finally coming to terms with the fact that erotically written stuff triggers me so it's difficult. Implicit rape/non-con mixed with the horrors of depersonalisation and contradicting feelings about whether he deserves any of what happened to him or not are very welcomed though!)

Theon/Cersei (Talked about it here. People take it as comedic and I see why and it makes me laugh but it only caught my attention once I started thinking more seriously about it and I weirdly enough I can somewhat enjoy it as long as the characterisation isn't purely hedonistic-cringe-fail-milf-hunter. Something I think could be interesting is if the marriage were to take place after Theon had spent a significative amount of time at the Dreadfort but hadn't gone through a drastic change in appearance and thus was not visibly weakened and hurt. Anyway, go read Broken Cage! The Cersei POV voice is perfect.)

Open but not fully into it

Theon/Tris (theoretically I think I'd like it and it fits into themes I enjoy. Both of them at some point pursue(d) Asha due to misreading who she really is and are questioned in regards to whether they truly fit to Ironborn culture (they do!) by the same woman who looks down on them a little. So yeah could be cool! but until now what I've perceived of it is basically "Theon gets a wholesome boyfriend who is kind of wholesome in canon too and isn't romanticised by fandom so he doesn't fell ooc!" and that's very nice and makes me happy for him but it's not very interesting to me.)

Theon/Jory (There was this really good fanfic back in 2017 Russian fanfic website and it has sadly been lost to humanity but it was good.)

Theon/Brienne (Irl friend proposed it as a joke but pre-ramsay he fits her type as snarky, fashionable, mockish young man and it could be interesting because he would be a tremendous asshole and would probably emotionally scar her. That's all I have to say.)

Theon/Meera (Quite surprised at how no one has developed anything complex based on his not very-pure-thoughts back in ACOK and their connection to Bran. Could be interesting.)

[dojae-huh]

Huh nim, not about jaedo but have you taken the mbti test yet? Let me guess you might be an Xstj? (I know you seem neither have interests in mbti nor believe in it though😂, so if you don’t wanna talk about it just ignore it) I’m curious about your result because I really appreciate the logical way you analyze jaedo, and how you organize your observations and opinions really clear, and take all the real-world conditions into consideration, not just making up some love stories. You know a lot of jaedo shippers just see jaedo as a very childish and irrational couple, going through a lot of dramas and conflicts like two characters from kdrama, which I just can’t relate at all haha.

I don't think MBTI is a complete hoax. Brains do differ, and it's possible to divide them into categories. Naturally, any classification will be pretty loose. An MBTI type doesn't describe an individual fully, just explains what the brain of this person prioritizes, how it deals with the information, and so on. However, there is no "species" as a unit of life in reality, biologists still find this term very useful.

I do not trust the online tests though: they are too short with bad questions. As well as people self-identifying (biased and don't really know themselves) or others trying to do it looking at the "vibe" (easy to be mistaken).

And I do not trust idols' official MBTIs because: a) they take the short tests, b) they have motivation to lie for their image (in SK some types are considered more desireable: friendly, hardworking, etc).

I'm INTP-T, and a very clear one (I'm even a scientist in real life). It has never changed since childhood. You guessed one letter, heh.

I think the usefullness of MBTI type of systems is that people can comprehend and accept that other people think differently. And sometimes get the "keys" to "why?".

Have you seen the MokChu episode with Johnathan? In the comments most of the fans wrote how they started to see the guest in another light. Johnathan wasn't behaving differently from the way he MCs: he laughed non-stop, didn't care for his image much (like gulping cola glass after glass). It is his daily habits and his interests (the love for Korean history, the thoughts about enjoying the life while young because the life is fleeting), that reveiled his depth. It is the same with JaeDo and with most neos: one needs to spend time to get to know an idol, invest in memorisation of facts about him, retain all of the information, not only that that fits the desireable picture. Otherwise people just see constructs (Doyoung as a babygirl), invent stories (JaeDo as an irrational couple (what? heh)), or gloss over some core traits (Do's fans are constantly reminded he is witty and sassy, however, they omit this trait when they build his character for themselves, don't think how these traits influence the rest).

Yesterday YT gave me a video of DEI nominee US judges going through a comittee. Once again my worldview was overthrown because I still can't comprehend how judges like Kelly Hodge exist and are allowed to decide fates of other people. My logical brain just breaks faced with the reality of how the modern world is ran by emotional and irrational people...

But back to shippers. The majority of shippers are interested in shipping as an entertainment, a fun activity. They don't expect their chosen ship to be real, and most don't care to stick to IC. Drama is fun, stereotyping simplifies things, the constant worry about the ship breaking up provides an emotional roller coaster. In the first place, shipping as an activity in public (discussion, fanwars) is attractive for emotional and social people. People who are more logical (who are usually introverts) don't see the need to go into those spaces and argue, participate, share their thoughts. As a result, you don't see them.

[bluegekk0]

I like several things about your art & lore so a simple note doesn't do it justice i feel, i just hope tumblr formates it somewhat okay via ask lol. 1. How absolute soft and round you draw, you hardly see any edges or hard corners and i am at this point fully convinced you do this on purpose, even when it comes to Vyrm's sidespikes or any claws.

2. Being able to make all characters easy to recognize yet give each your spin, even if one were to fully color any character in your art black, you can still say whats going on and who is who. 3. Expand on "blank slates", while we got all these Lore tablets by PK, we hardly know him as official, public text written as the King do not tell how he was in Person, and I for myself have adopted a few things as my HC on how your Vyrm acts in that regard, even more with his relationship with WL. Same goes for Grimm, the aspect of an eternal, ageless god seeking a quiet life after tasting all the world had to offer is very, very nice.

4. Not restricting yourself to what the game shows us, that might be just Take 2. but i feel like this should be mentioned as well, you dont just say "everyone is a bug" you go with reptiles, mammals, bugs, birds, literally everything imagineable to fit your vision of characters, especially your design of Lurien shows that being both bug & bird inspired. 5. Also Dinosaurs. Your Baryonix picture is still one of my faves, not just because Baryonix have become one of my fave dinos thanks to ARK: Survival Evolved but in general, still close to one of the more accurate renders we have while also adding your own charm, love the light blue "crest" (not sure how to call it) you added on the head especially, not just stylish but a possible feature to attract mates. You make dinosaurs look soft but not forget they were dangerous beasts.

Oh gosh this is a long one, I really appreciate this! I'll try responding to each one.

1. It is on purpose, yes! Funnily enough, it's a complete contrast to my old artstyle from over a year ago. Using Vyrm's side spikes as an example, they used to be almost perfect sharp triangles. These days I try to make the shapes in my art very round and soft, so I'm really glad this is something you like!

2. Thank you, I'm glad you think so! It's something I've been a little conflicted about sometimes. On one hand, I worry that I changed them so much they might not register as the characters they're based on. On the other, I want to draw them like this, that personal touch helps me connect to them on a much closer level, and considering Grimm and Vyrm in particular are my comfort characters, I'm trying to get rid of that doubt so I can fully embrace it. Hearing that they're still recognizable really does help!

3. Ahh I'm so happy to hear you adapted some of my interpretations into your own headcanons! It's really flattering to know that my silly rambles might have impacted how others view the original counterparts/their own interpretations.

4. Thank you! I'd just be repeating what I said in the second one, but again, it's very reassuring that people are open to my interpretations!

5. Ooooh I didn't expect this one hahaha. I'm glad you liked it! Redesigning the Jurassic World Baryonyx used to be one of my favorite things, I'm not the biggest fan of the movie design and I always found it fun to tweak it in subtle (and less subtle) ways to make it work better as the animal it's supposed to represent. And yes, I believe crest is the correct term here, it's something the movie design didn't include but I think it gives Baryonyx a lot of personality.

Again, thank you so much for your kind words!

[dearestones]

Twisted Wonderland Matchup: Rook Hunt

@fourtyfourcatss Request: hi hi! may i have a romantic twst matchup?

interests/hobbies/talents: i like to read and write and listen to music and taking walks. i'm really good at explaining things in a very cohesive manner. my logic is really good, so my persuasion is extremely good too. im very efficient and creative, which i apply to many things in real life.

5 good traits:

passionate (not overbearingly), levelheaded, reflective, honest, realistic (but optimistically)

4 bad traits:

im a bit envious, somewhat greedy, running my mouth (either too opinionated or no opinion at all), too loud.

appearance: black hair, shoulder length, curtain bangs, slightly wavy. id say i look more cute than beautiful or alluring. i have some really sparkly and nice eyes though

thank you! take all the time you need!

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After going through the description provided, I believe that you best pair well with Rook Hunt!

First of all, Rook is taken aback by your beauty! My, you remind him of the Fairest Queen's step-daughter! What a coincidence! He absolutely adores your black hair (as dark and as beautiful as the night) and appreciates that it's so wavy! Perchance, will you allow him the highest of honors to comb through your hair? Or maybe even style it? (Despite his own haircut, he'll assure you that he's deft with his fingers and quick study. He can braid your hair or style it to your precise and specific demands).

Cute is such a lovely term for you, but have you considered that he thinks you're beautiful and alluring? Do not be ashamed of your appearance! Rook will always have eyes on you and his prettiest purple prose at the ready for your ears! You're as bright and as ethereal as the stars in the sky, as deep and mysterious as the depths of the ocean, and as fragrant and graceful as the loveliest and hardiest of flowers.

And your eyes? Such a lovely sight to see whenever he meets you time and time again. They say that eyes are windows to the soul and your soul... Not even the Dark Mirror can fully appreciate or quantify just how gorgeous and enticing yours are! What is even more attractive than your eyes is the fact that you embrace and acknowledge that as one of your best features! Truly, such confidence has Rook swooning when he learns of that fact!

Efficient and creative? You are definitely a candidate for Rook’s heart! While he may enact some convoluted plans and may be ostentatious in his execution, he cannot deny that there is also a great appeal to being logical. When he sees you utilize such skills in everyday life, he implores you to teach him your ways, it’s a boon even when hunting unsuspecting prey!

What wonderful hobbies that you have! As a chaser of all things beautiful, he automatically respects you for reading, writing, and listening to music. What books have you read? What are your favorite things to read? You're a writer? Could you perhaps proofread some of his poetry? Would you like to exchange works so that you can read each other's honest thoughts? And music! What have you graced your ears with? Honestly, if you recommend things to him, he'll definitely do so with gusto and give you his honest opinions on them! Furthermore, he'll personally curate some of his favorite things that he knows will tantalize you as well.

Taking walks with you will immediately become one of his favorite things to do with you! To walk around in nature, in school, or around town, he will treasure those moments with you. It doesn't matter if you choose to fill the air with conversation or to simply live in the moment hand in hand with silence; Rook cherishes it all. (A little warning, however, Rook will definitely stalk you from afar sometimes just to observe your beauty. Eventually, he'll make himself known, but don't be too surprised if you hear a camera shutter or the sound of footsteps from a few feet away).

Your passion! If there's one thing that Rook thinks should be universally loved, it is a person's passion brought to the forefront. If you're passionate about your interests, please regale him tales of your recent exploits! If you find yourself interested in a new hobby, invite him along so that he can enjoy it with you! If you're angry or irritated about a matter you're truly passionate about, feel free to vent to him. Rook will listen with no judgment, empathize when needed, and offer solutions or simply be a comforting presence on what you need most at that moment.

Such a lovely personality that you have! Reflection alongside honesty are wonderful to see in partners. It makes Rook happy to note that you are levelheaded and willing to listen to reason. There are few things he can't find beauty in, but he would much prefer people who would rather see reality and still move forward in their lives rather than blind themselves to their own willful delusions. (He must commend you as well on your perspective on life. Realism can be dreaded, yes, but to still carry optimism is a practice that more people should enact! It astounds him and makes him wish that he can emulate you as well!)

Everyone has their bad traits, but that does not mean that they are exempt from the beauty he finds in his day to day life. So what if you’re envious and a little bit greedy? Everyone else has their own flaws and no one can say that they aren’t those things at least at one point in their lives. The trick is to acknowledge those faults (as you have done here) and discipline yourself to become a better version of yourself. Like the Fairest Queen, you must work hard to surpass your old self! If you need help, Rook will be there to guide you and witness your transformation—like a caterpillar steadily emerging from its cocoon. 

In addition, being too opinionated and loud? How nonsensical! He likes listening to you rant about your opinions and the louder you are, the more people will be aware of how siren-like your voice is! What really matters is moderation. So long as you respect others opinions and you are not being rude, then he won’t stop you. In fact, he might encourage these traits of yours because even positive traits may go sour and even the most negative of traits can be utilized in a positive manner. It’s all about intent and the resulting consequence. 

Overall, Rook appreciates you for who you are now and who you will become in the future. Like a flower starting to bud, he will see you bloom and wilt again and again, always finding beauty in both your highest and lowest points of your life. 

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TWISTED WONDERLAND MASTERLIST

[diaryofasupergroupie]

Hi!

I'm in a strange situation where I'm hooking up with this musician from overseas (we met during his first ever time in Europe), and it's very much not supposed to be anything exclusive or serious.

However he is constantly saying things like how I deeply impacted him as a person, or how he wants to win my heart, etc. sappy things like that. It's weird because he's more than 20 years older than me and a divorced dad while I have just barely started to become independent from my parents. Also I doubt he'd have any trouble getting women when he's headlining festivals, so I have trouble imagining such level of emotional/romantic attachment with such a difference in life circumstances. I certainly don't feel anything like that for him, just sexual attraction and maybe some appreciation of him as a person.

Now, where I would like to ask for advice... First of all, is it unheard of that he might actually have feelings for me? Or does he just think I'm a dumb young girl who'll get more attached to him if he's acting romantic? If he does have feelings for me, then I'm uncomfortable with this dynamic, and would prefer to end whatever is going on between us. I doubt I'd ever love him like that, and I don't want to be leading him on.

I do enjoy his company though, and he's flying to where I am to visit me soon, but I'm very anxious about it. Would it be strange to just upfront ask him to drop the act if it's an act because it's not helping anyways? What am I to do in this situation?

Thank you, and sorry about the long ask!

Hey love! So I hope you take this in the best possible way. First it is not unheard of and it’s a thing that when you are in the music industry or entertainment that you mature differently so sometimes people older can bond with younger people because their maturity level is near the same. BUT I will stress this so much - as a man who is 20 years older than you why would he want to be with someone so much younger? I am a couple years from 30, would I want to be with a 18 year old? Absolutely not because we would have nothing in common. Men also tend to always like younger women, hence why teen is and has always been a top cat on p*rn sites. But when men want relationships with younger women it can be because they are aware it is easier to control them and manipulate them than if they were fully grown women with the same amount of life experience. And I am truly so passionate about making women aware of this because I have been there. But to answer your question you should definitely just ask him and say hey I don’t feel comfortable with this. Because he may be genuine which then the best thing to do would be to let him down and he should appreciate that. But if he is thinking he can control you he will get the message hey I am young but I will not put up with this. I hope this helps and I really hope things work out! - K

[maximumtragedyangelgirl]

Men- the goal of control

I've only ever had sex with one person. Which I would say is embarassing, if not for the fact that I've had sex with that one person hundreds and hundreds of times over the course of five years. It's easy now- I don't have to put in the effort to look hot, T-shirt and sweatpants, I'll still get dicked down regardless. It's comfortable. I know what to expect. And it's consistently good every time. And you can spice it up whenever inclined.

And yet, I feel the need to put myself out there. I want to feel desired, but from a distance. I go out in public, and i find myself subconsciously changing my behavior to appeal to others- specifically men, but only because they're easy targets.

An example. When I was at my old job, I would often walk next door to [insert generic value mart] and grab a drink and a snack. There was one particular cashier- dark hair, tall, slightly crosseyed. Honest, he wasn't my type, or really attractive to me at all. But, that didn't matter to me. I wanted to read his body language, study his face, to know he's attracted to me.

So, there goes the batting of the eyelashes. All you have to do is be extra polite. Eye contact, flash a smile. "thank you so much!/Appreciate you!/Have a great night!" I work customer service, so it's easy to flip that switch on and off. And, like predicted... A reciprocated smile, a small compliment, goofy smile, and fleeting eyes. "cool necklace/nice hair" It's just small talk. That's literally all it is. And yet, when I walk away, my stomach is doing flips from my small accomplishment.

But if that cashier had asked me out at some point, or showed something more than vague interest, the allure is gone, as if it was never there. And i would shut them down immediately- and be disgusted on the inside. Why? because I want to be an enigma. I'm not meant to be asked out, I'm meant to be the one that got away. The girl you exchange glances with at a concert, only to disappear into the crowd.

I want men to fear me. But fear me in the sense that the thought of me makes them nervous. I want to have that control over a man, the kind of control that takes over their mind, that makes them wonder what I smell like, wonder what I'm doing at 2pm on a Tuesday.

Sometimes I wonder if I actually hate men. I don't think I do, but sometimes they do make me sick to my stomach. I like my man, though, mostly because he's my best friend, and so much more to me than a man. But every one in a while, he reminds me that he is still a man, still thinks like one, still will never fully, one hundred percent understand me.

And that's okay. Maybe he wasn't meant to.

[rupa4343]

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Unveiling the Wonders: Your Ultimate Tour Guide

Exploring new destinations, immersing yourself in diverse cultures, and witnessing breathtaking sights are experiences that enrich our lives and broaden our horizons. Whether you're an avid traveler or someone seeking a memorable vacation, a tour guide can be your key to unlocking the secrets of a destination. From historical anecdotes to local recommendations, a tour guide is an invaluable companion who takes you on a journey of discovery. In this article, we'll delve into the world of tour guides and how they enhance your travel experiences.

Expertise and Knowledge

A tour guide is not just a travel companion; they are professionals with a wealth of knowledge about the destinations they serve. They possess a deep understanding of the history, culture, and significance of the places they guide you through. Imagine standing in front of a majestic monument, and your guide passionately narrates its story, bringing it to life with anecdotes and historical context. With their expertise, tour guides transform mere landmarks into captivating narratives, making your travel experience truly memorable.

Insider Access

One of the most significant advantages of having a tour guide is gaining access to hidden gems and insider knowledge. While guidebooks and online resources offer valuable information, a local tour guide goes beyond the mainstream attractions. They unveil the lesser-known spots, charming cafes, and off-the-beaten-path trails that only a local would know. By immersing yourself in the culture and lifestyle of a destination, you can truly appreciate its uniqueness and discover hidden treasures that may have otherwise remained undiscovered.

Smooth and Hassle-Free Experience

Navigating through a foreign land can sometimes be daunting, especially if you're unfamiliar with the local language or customs. A tour guide acts as your compass, ensuring that you make the most of your time and enjoy a smooth travel experience. They handle logistical aspects such as transportation, tickets, and reservations, freeing you from the stress of planning and allowing you to fully embrace the journey. Moreover, they provide assistance and support, ensuring that you feel comfortable and safe throughout your travels.

Cultural Immersion

Traveling is not just about visiting landmarks; it's about connecting with people and immersing yourself in different cultures. A tour guide acts as a cultural ambassador, introducing you to the traditions, customs, and way of life of the locals. They bridge the gap between tourists and locals, enabling authentic interactions and meaningful experiences. Whether it's trying local cuisine, participating in traditional ceremonies, or engaging in cultural activities, a tour guide helps you delve deep into the heart and soul of a destination.

Personalized Experiences

Tour guides understand that every traveler is unique, with different interests and preferences. They offer personalized experiences that cater to your specific needs, ensuring that you make the most of your time in a destination. Whether you're a history buff, a nature enthusiast, or a food lover, a tour guide can tailor the itinerary to match your passions. They provide recommendations, insider tips, and flexibility, allowing you to create memories that resonate with your personal interests and desires.

The Essence of Human Connection

In today's digital age, where information is readily available at our fingertips, you might wonder if a tour guide is still necessary. However, what sets them apart is the essence of human connection. A tour guide not only imparts knowledge but also shares their love for their homeland, creating a sense of shared enthusiasm and appreciation. They become more than just guides; they become friends, forging connections that transcend geographical boundaries and leaving a lasting impact on your travel experiences.

In conclusion, a tour guide is an indispensable companion who enhances your travel adventures. With their expertise, insider access, and personalized touch, they transform ordinary journeys into extraordinary expeditions. So, the next time you embark on a new adventure, consider the invaluable role of a tour

[kyufessions]

Parties

synopsis: you finally get the chance to talk to the handsome stranger you see at every party you attend

pairings: college boy! yangyang x plus size! g.n. reader

word count: 1.2k

warnings: alcohol consumption

genre: fluff

a/n: just a small, shitty drabble

general taglist: @jwnghyuns @eaudenana

you sat on the kitchen counter with a half filled solo cup, taking occasional sips as you watched the sweat bodies on the dance floor swing to mainstream music. drinking always made you feel tired after a while, especially if you were dancing and socializing all night at another random party. you might be an extrovert, sure. but even extroverts’ social batteries run low sometimes. and right now was one of those times for you. your eyes adverted to the bright crescent moon outside, the stars dancing with one another in a tango as the deepening dark sky hid behind transparent clouds.

taking another swig of the peach flavored alcohol, you pulled down your tight white dress that showed off your curves just right. one thing about you is that you never let anyone shit on you for your size. you loved every part of you and loved wearing clothing that showed it off. if a dress was just a bit tight or a shirt showed a bit of your stretch marks, you automatically got giddy and appreciated them. growing up, you were taught to hate every aspect of being plus sized. but as you grew older, you realized there was nothing wrong with it at all. the issue had always been with others, not yourself. and now being twenty-two, you embraced the body you lived in.

another couple stumbled into the kitchen to grab another drink, not even bothering to grab a cup and just stealing a whole bottle as they stumbled down the hall into a random room. you rolled your eyes at the two, having just seen the woman with another man an hour and a half ago who was supposed to be her boyfriend. nonetheless, you stayed out of her personal business and took another sip from the near empty solo cup.

deep in thought, your head shot up at the sound of someone else entering the kitchen with a stumble. you had looked over just in time to catch his stare as he tripped over his own two feet, catching himself on the kitchen island that had half empty alcohol bottles sprawled across it’s marbled surface. you couldn’t help but let out a small laugh, causing the tips of his ears to burn with embarrassment. he stood up fully to his feet, dusting off his white button down awkwardly.

“you okay?” you asked the man as your laughter died down, shifting in your comfortable spot on the counter of the kitchen. you instantly recognized him from other parties you attended throughout the semester. you didn’t know his name though since neither of you interacted with one another, but you secretly hoped tonight would change things since you found him extremely attractive.

his lips turned into a small smile, letting out a chuckle before responding. “yeah, just a bit drunk i guess.” he picks up a large bottle of hennessy, filling up the two cups he entered with.

“you seem a bit more than drunk.” you commented, finishing off your drink as you jump down the counter to pour yourself some more. you pulled down your dress to make sure you didn’t just flash the handsome stranger.

he watched you fill your cup, having just finished filling up his cup for his friend and himself. “no, i’m just clumsy to be honest.”

you nodded as you leaned back on the counter behind you, taking a small sip of the strong liquor that burned your throat. “what’s your name then, clumsy stranger?”

he looked up to meet your eyes, noticing how they sparkled in the dimly lit room. the man couldn’t help but smile at your beauty. “yangyang. what’s yours?”

you caught his eyes looking you up and down, feeling your cheeks rise in heat as he did so. yangyang noticed the color in your face rise, hoping it was from his obvious flirting and not the drinks you had been consuming. “i’m y/n.”

“pretty name for a pretty baby, i see.”

your laughter filled the room, your smile making his heart do back flips. he couldn’t help but laugh along as well, appreciating the slight crinkle at the corner of your eyes as he did so. as the laughter died down, another person came into the room calling his name. both of your eyes left one another’s and landed on the stranger, whose eyes gazed between the two of you. when his friend noticed you standing there, he took a double take.

yangyang’s friend smiled to himself, grabbing one of the cups in yangyang’s hand as he pat him on the shoulder. “about fucking time.” and just like that, he left the kitchen and walked back out into the party.

you cocked your head to the side, raising a brow in curiosity as he looked back at you. “what was that about?”

he took a quick swig of his drink before scratching the back of his neck. “that was my friend ten.”

you nodded, staying silent as you encouraged him to continue. “and what did he mean when he said, ‘about fucking time’?”

the color in his cheeks rose, making you smile at how adorable he was coming across. your fingers tapped at the side of the cup, waiting for his response. “you see, i’ve been seeing you at almost every single party and always get scared to talk to you.”

“why would you be scared?”

he took another encouraging sip of hennessy, hoping the liquor would help with his confidence. fun fact: it didn’t. “you’re really hot and seem a bit intimidating.”

another laugh of yours bounced off the walls, making yangyang feel embarrassed. as you calmed down, you leaned forward on the island and placed your head in your hand. you stared at him through your lashes, smiling at him happily. “you’re cute, yangyang.”

you stood up to your feet, adjusting your dress as you walked around the counter and put down your cup of alcohol. yangyang watched you take his cup as well and set it down in the sink, replacing the cup with your hand and dragging him out towards the back door of the house.

“where we going?” he asked you, curiosity stringing in his mind. should he be following a sexy stranger out of a party where all his friends are, where he would probably be safest? probably not, but he was too tipsy to care.

you opened the back door, walking through the backyard and stopping at the fenced door to turn back and smile at him. “waffle house. for a date.” you nonchalantly responded.

a scoff escaped his lips, a playful smile following suit. “waffle house for our first date? really?”

you rolled your eyes as you opened the door and walked through it, letting go of his hand as you did so. “listen, i find you attractive and have been wanting to talk to you too. i don’t want to

waste this opportunity. it’s also,” you pause, taking your phone out of your bra and checking the time. “it’s also almost two in the morning and nothing else is open.”

he chuckled, smiling happily as he walked up to you and snaked his arms around your waist. you turned your head to look at yangyang as his head propped up on your shoulder, smiling down at the tipsy man. “i’ll buy then.”