#someone write this for real

[hailing-stars]

in case you were wondering... below is what happens when you ask google labs to write a fic about iron man... I would actually read it though... 

Tony Stark was a man of many talents. He was a brilliant engineer, a successful businessman, and a playboy philanthropist. But he was also Iron Man, the world's greatest superhero.

Iron Man had saved the world countless times, but he was always looking for new challenges. One day, he decided to take on the biggest challenge of his life: he would become a father.

Tony and his wife Pepper Potts had been trying to have a baby for years, but they had been unsuccessful. They had tried everything, from in vitro fertilization to adoption, but nothing had worked.

One day, Tony was working in his lab when he had an idea. He would use his technology to create a artificial womb that could grow a baby from scratch.

Tony worked on the project for months, and finally, he was ready to test it out. He inserted a fertilized egg into the womb, and waited.

Nine months later, Tony and Pepper were overjoyed to welcome their baby girl into the world. They named her Morgan, after Tony's mother.

Morgan was a healthy and happy baby, and Tony and Pepper were the proud parents. They loved Morgan more than anything in the world.

But Tony knew that Morgan was different from other children. She was born with a rare genetic condition that gave her superhuman abilities.

Tony was determined to protect Morgan from the dangers of the world. He built her a special suit of armor that would allow her to control her powers.

Morgan loved her new suit of armor, and she quickly became a skilled superhero. She teamed up with her father to fight crime and protect the innocent.

Tony and Morgan were a great team, and they saved the world many times together. But Tony knew that Morgan would one day have to face the world on her own.

He trained her hard, and he taught her everything he knew about being a superhero. But he also taught her about responsibility and compassion.

Tony knew that Morgan would make a great superhero, but he also knew that she would always be his little girl.

[frevandrest]

The concept has merit. Unfortunatelly, my mind is forever occupied with "what if aliens invaded during revolutionary wars, (1793 preferably) and on top of that shit, the CSP has to organize the victory against them, too?"

I know “what if aliens invaded during the napoleonic wars and beautiful women fought the aliens and maybe there’s dinosaurs there” has become a meme of “this is an absurd historical fiction that nobody wants”

But,

What if aliens invaded during the napoleonic wars and beautiful women fought the aliens and maybe dinosaurs are there

I’d watch it. I’d read it. I’d inhale it. I’m there for the very concept.

[chiptrillino-art]

(ID in ALT text)

just some kuruk tests

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Not beating the allegations.

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[lazylittledragon]

ok someone please correct me if i'm wrong but am i weird for thinking those 'audiobooks don't count as reading' posts are ableist as fuck????

[wickedwitchofthesouth]

In a perfect world they would have written a plotline where Dean becomes addicted to angel grace because it was the only thing that keeps the effects of the mark of cain at bay.

In a perfect world it would have been the perfect parallel to Sam's demon blood junkie arc

In a perfect world, Cas would have been Deans Ruby

IN A PERFECT WORLD THATS HOW THEY WOULDVE GOTTEN TOGTHER

[kingfuc]

Sorry if this story makes no sense

[skeptical-saniwa]

Monsieur Neuvillette, you’ve forgot your blue lashes!

I forgot I had this video but here is Neuvillette slightly animated

[aphel1on]

AURGH auwarghh the autistic parental trauma... the epi was wacky hijinks then dropped this on us out of nowhere... (sobs) laios... laiiiiooooos

[lucabyte]

A belief in Nominative Determinsim

[hyperfixies]

"Are you sure you know what you're doing?" – "😬😟"

[batbux]

One of the bats has to go undercover as a patient of a particularly suspect new and upcoming therapist. Bruce already has a backstory fleshed out and a cover identity, but that's no fun now is it.

Dick: Okay, the bat council is now in session. First things first-

Steph: I'm the realest.

Jason: Shut the fuck up.

Dick: No, no arguing. We're here on a MISSION.

Tim: That's right, a very important mission.

Dick: One of us has to go undercover as Dr. Hoffman's patient. But why? Why are we seeking therapy?

Tim: Wrong answers only. If any of you get too real, Dick can and will find you a real therapist.

Dick: And Tim, no superhero related answers. Bernard's PowerPoint nights give you too much of an advantage.

Tim: You're just jealous I know that Batman is actually a tulpa.

Jason: You shut the fuck up too.

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Dick: Okay, I'll go first to get the obvious answer out of the way. I'm going because I'm secretly Batman, BUT I'm not here about that. I just have incredibly selective amnesia and can't remember the code to the Batmobile.

Jason: Oh that one's good. Let me think.

Steph: Hoffman is a man, right?

Dick: Right.

Steph: Easy, I'll claim womanly problems. Maybe get prescribed a vibrator.

Tim: *wheezes*

Dick: Ok Gotham's in the dark ages of psychology but not THAT much.

Steph: Spoilsport. Fine, I'm Batman's long lost twin sister.

Duke: Come on, we can't all go to therapy because of Batman.

Jason: I don't know, I feel like all of us should go to therapy because of Batman.

Cass: I'll go because I'm Batman.

Jason: I'd vote for you.

Duke: I think I would go because Metropolis isn't real.

Tim: Like, the whole city is-

Duke: It's a conspiracy. The government wants us to think there's this wonderful city where nothing bad ever happens and an actual alien from space saves the day. Tries to make us buy into some utopian bullshit.

Tim: Hoffman's just going to drive you there.

Duke: Ha! He's not getting ME to a secondary location. He might be in on it.

Steph: Compelling, definitely compelling. I nominate Duke's for first place.

Jason: Don't jump the gun.

Tim: Yeah, you haven't heard ours.

Steph: Well? Let's hear it then.

Tim: I'm an alien spy, sent here to study humans. Only I'm not doing well because I was taken in by rich people and they act weirder than me. I want to know what it means to be human, but whenever I look around all I see is how to make a good margarita. It makes me... sad.

Steph: That's no good. We said wrong answers only.

Jason: Solid four out of ten.

Tim: Fuck off.

Jason: I think I would go because I was convinced I was the second coming of Jesus which is all fine and good, but my whole family is Jewish so it's making things a little awkward at the dinner table.

Steph: You did come back from the dead.

Jason: I did and I'll tell him that. Took a little longer than three days this time, though.

Tim: Okay, I'll be honest. Jason and Duke's are the best.

Dick: Hold on- Damian, do you have an answer?

Damian: Of course. And not one so foolish.

Duke: Well?

Damian: Well, my whole family is comprised of vigilantes and I'm under a lot of stress to be one as well and continue the family tradition. I will of course swear him to secrecy and avoid naming any vigilantes by name.

Dick: ...

Jason: This is what I'm talking about. This is exactly what I'm-

Dick: Yes, okay. Game's over. All of you are getting psych referrals in your inbox by the morning.

Steph: What about-

Dick: Duke won.

[bat-snake]

I am both Bart and Lisa

[obsob]

making and weaving and loving! like we have done for millennia!!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Have you seen my little lad?

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[artbribery]

Danny is summoned but tells each different summoner that he is a different being. 

He just gets fed up with it and says:

“No, I'm actually the fairy godmother and you don’t qualify as cinderella, unless you’re a young girl who wants to go to the ball, are you?” 

“Sorry, I’m a genie and I just lost my lamp, very sorry, didn’t rub the bottle, no wishes for you.”

“For the last time, I am not the ghost king, the lines on the summoning circle are all wrong, see, that right there means I am not of the ghostly category, I’m actually- yeah you got shit calligraphy Chad, will you let me finish I’ve been planning this one for a while--”

“So yeah I’m the easter bunny, what, you think the easter bunny has to be a bunny just because of the name? Not everyone gets an obvious name”

“I’m Batman” 

This last one probably backfires one day when he gets summoned into a cultist’s basement in front of the tied up Literal Batman and he goes double dare on the death by embarrassment by saying that one is a fake and how dare they, for shame, this poor cosplayer--

Bonus: 

He was summoned into the Watchtower by the JL. Danny is wearing a spacesuit costume and goes “Uh.. Houston, we have a problem.”