#someone take my fucking teeth out

[screenshotsonpinterest]

I don’t really vibe with who’s afraid of little old me simply because I think I’ve run out of sympathy for miss swift

But if I think about it hard enough I can make it about my late autism diagnosis and that’s why I DONT think about it hard enough anyway

[morninkim]

As a show of good faith toward the remaining Decepticons at the beginning of a new, united Cybertron, newly appointed Senators Bumblebee and Soundwave allowed Shatter and Dropkick to enlist into Autobot City's Defense Team.

These two turned out to be... not the best choices.

The city may have fallen to Insurgent Decepticon occupation had it not been for young recruits Hot Rod and Arcee's accidental interception of Shatter's communication with the fugitive Starscream.

To replace the errant Defense Team members, Springer and Blurr were reassigned from Iacon to Autobot City in their stead.

[the-meme-monarch]

"yeah I know you've been telling me you're in pain like every day bc of your cavity but here's a video of someone else who got their wisdom teeth removed and is panicking from the the anesthesia and ‘acting stupid’. I have greatly implied up to this point that I don't want you to get anesthesia or to not remove the teeth at all”

[goldkirk]

If anyone remembers all the dental work I needed done uhhhhhhh three years ago and never went back and ran away forever…I’m finally going back to a dentist on Thursday to restart the process and face my deep and utter abiding terror. And I also scheduled my COVID and flu vaccines for a couple hours later. And my psych appointment to restart meds.

I figured get it all done in one day, have my miserable immune reaction on Friday that I seem to always get with Moderna COVID shots, and then flee directly into the weekend and never be a person again except when I’m on and off crying. It’s going to be so kind to future me to get these things done and I can do it no matter how much I feel like I am constantly about to Actually Physically Die.

[tamagotchikgs]

long vent abt my gross body i dont recommend reading

i wish there was more u could do for dental health at home . like i dont have access to a dentist but i know exactly what i need !!! i dont even want the numbing i would do anything to just. be Fixed. be Clean. my teeth r one of my biggest insecurities and also something i have struggled with since i was a literal child. when i was a little kid like, 6ish? i used to despise brushing my teeth because of how "spicy" the toothpaste was n how it hurt my nose n eyes i remember it so vividly and i also remember how my dad beat me until i had burning red welts for it so bad that even my mom got upset at him when she did the same thing all the time. and just over n over that same anger every day and so i learned to just lie,, i literally only brushed my teeth when we were going somewhere, and that was . like. never. until i was , 11-12sh? but by then the depression had hit full swing n i was so disgusted w myself and dejected i didnt even want to bother. the more i thought about it the worse i felt so i stayed barely doing it except for tiny bursts when i managed 2 gather the energy n hope 2 be better. but still my anxiety was too bad i couldnt go in the bathroom n brush my teeth there i had to do it in my room. and i tried so many things i googled endlessly on how to fix it i tried every bullshit homeopathic thing i could find i just wanted to be normal i just wanted to be clean and human and deserving of care. i did secret oilpulling and chewed cloves n even avoided all grains and dug around in the bathroom cupboard until i found years old expired whitening gel n used that every single night. but it never worked. its like im destined 2 be the grossest beast in the world. even when i finally was allowed to go to the dentist when i was 13 it was so humiliating and they did such a shoddy job the filling immediately fell out and ive just had 2 live with a hole ever since that i have to poke toothpaste into and try and keep clean. the last couple years ive been better w it esp recently i got an electric toothbrush that works way better n even started being able to do in the bathroom since we moved n i floss n i use mouthwash and scrape my tongue n everything i can but still. it isnt enough. im still fucking gross n i still have days i cant get out of bed or push myself to do it n i have cavities im helpless against and gum issues and everything i just feel . like the most disgusting monster in the world and i dont think anyone will ever be able to see me as anything but that

[cloudburst-ink]

🌈 Free the gays from weird heteronormative top/bottom discourse 2k24!!! 🖤 (And by extension, the dom/sub associations that go with it!! Which are also a completely separate though sometimes overlapping concept!!!)

Write your violent angry murder blorbo getting railed!! Make that sweet shy angel baby a top! Make them both verse and throw the concept out altogether because it’s inherently a bit silly to start with!! ✨ And your personality in the rest of your life often has nothing to do with your bedroom preferences anyway! ✨

Or don’t! Do whatever you want because it’s fanfiction! 🥰✨ Write them with whatever dynamics or lack thereof that you want—that’s the point! And no one can tell you what is and isn’t okay to write in your own fics!! 🎊 They're fictional characters, have fun!!!!!

Happy new year fellow fandom gays!!! Go wild!

[gemharvest]

I'M FREE

[loumauve]

clawing at the walls. shredding the sheets. would bite the wooden doorframes if I could.

[frostbite-the-bat]

... My parents really for real are leaving the uncleaned, rotten potato juice and other misc unknown juice infested, LITERALLY FRUIT FLY LARVAE INFESTED, cupboards, in the bathroom,

For like the 4th day starting today if I am counting right

Sure just don't let me shower sure just let me get paranoid over the larvae sure make me not trust the bathtub for like a week sure let the place get more infested sure let it stink up the whole place SURE LEAVE THE FUCKING BATHROOM UNUSABLE

[peapod20001]

If you’re curious what is smth that legitimately pisses me off, this music situation is it

[hazlelnoot]

…

[what-the-fuck-khr]

tooth update. I can’t bite down without it hurting. idk what happened overnight but I quite literally can’t bite because those teeth hit each other before the rest of my mouth does and idk how I’m gonna eat. 👍🏻

[this-doesnt-endd]

I feel like my crown just shifted up oh my god

[gingerbreadmonsters]

ginger, cracking an eyelid and thinking about opening requests for a little bit? its more likely than you think 👀👀

[seventh-district]

*puts a photo of me in between two random photos i took of the sky today, not because they go together whatsoever but simply so any poor soul that happens to scroll across this post won’t be jumpscared by one giant image of me taking up their entire dash* :)

also yes those are the Everything Stays shoes that i wear far too often and i thought about Moon and flustered my damn self when i was putting them on today and if you want to know why i thought of him specifically… well, you’re just gonna have to read Ch. 4 of ES when i post it on Thursday and you’ll find out 😊

[eastoncowan]

i’m being very normal in this chili’s tonight