#someone take me there

[liquidcatt]

There's a timeline where Haikyuu got 2 or 3 more seasons instead, along with a simuldub and I'm screaming and jumping around happy seeing everyone again after so long

[caramello-styles]

THANK YOU MY DEAREST JOSIE @ivehadatechnicaldifficulty for tagging me 😌🤍

Balloon for what I have done:

Been married

Been engaged

Been divorced

Been to Disney

Been to Six Flags

Been to Universal Studios 🎈

Skipped school 🎈

Rode in an ambulance

Been to Hawaii

Been to Las Vegas 🎈

Been to Texas

Visited Mexico or New Mexico

Been to the Bahamas

Seen the Grand Canyon in person

Flown in a helicopter

Been on a ferry boat 🎈

Sang in the rain 🎈

Been to California

Been to New York

Played in band in school

Sang in the school/church choir 🎈- (not a choir but some kind of group with instruments)

Sang karaoke 🎈

Laughed so much you cried 🎈- (my specialty tbh 🤣)

Caught a snowflake on your tongue

Had/have/are having children

Had a pet 🎈

Been skiing/sledding on a big hill

Rode on a motorcycle 🎈

Been to a drive-in movie

Rode an elephant or camel - (p.s please don’t ride an elephant!! they’re not made for it)

Rode a horse 🎈

Been on TV 🎈- (accidentally, yes)

Stayed in the hospital

Donated blood or plasma

Gotten a piercing 🎈

Driven a stick shift 🎈

Got a speeding ticket

Been pulled over

Gotten stitches or staples

Traveled alone 🎈

Been zip lining

Been to another country 🎈

Shot a gun

Gotten a tattoo

Been on a Ferris wheel🎈

tagging @becauseheartsgetbroken-hs @fruitmans @hstyleshoney @caramelcalum @gucciwins , no pressure my friends!! 🥳💕

[plushiebi]

i just said out loud, “you know what really gargles my goyles?” and then i had to just sit there and accept that i now live in a world where someone said those words in that order. and now so do you. what a tangled web we weave

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[atlas-hope]

so. i had an idea

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

[ionomycin]

Grief

ref photo by @jawsstone

[druid-for-hire]

[image id: a four-page comic. it is titled "immortality” after the poem by clare harner (more popularly known as “do not stand at my grave and weep”). the first page shows paleontologists digging up fossils at a dig. it reads, “do not stand at my grave and weep. i am not there. i do not sleep.” page two features several prehistoric creatures living in the wild. not featured but notable, each have modern descendants: horses, cetaceans, horsetail plants, and crocodilians. it reads, “i am a thousand winds that blow. i am the diamond glints on snow. i am the sunlight on ripened grain. i am the gentle autumn rain.” the third page shows archaeopteryx in the treetops and the skies, then a modern museum-goer reading the placard on a fossil display. it reads, “when you awaken in the morning’s hush, i am the swift uplifting rush, of quiet birds in circled flight. i am the soft stars that shine at night. do not stand at my grave and cry.” the fourth page shows a chicken in a field. it reads, “i am not there. i did not die” / end id]

a comic i made in about 15 hours for my school’s comic anthology. the theme was “evolution”

[inbabylontheywept]

I was walking out of the Walmart today, and a car passed me, and I got this incredibly vivid impression. It wasn't really in words, but if I had to put it into words, the two key points would be

a). I needed to watch that car and

b). That I needed to be careful, because the driver of the car was a massive bitch.

It kind of took me by surprise, because I really had no reason to be beefing with that car, and I also hadn't really had an impression like that since I was religious, which was in my teen years. Right? It'd been a decade since I had a little voice whisper in my ear, and I'd basically written it off as nonsense.

Anyway, I watched the car, because The Spirits or whatever were very insistent that I did. Car drove fine, went into the parking spot, inched forward, and right when it should've just stopped, the driver gunned it for some reason and it ran into the curb and cracked its bumper.

So, the driver got out, and she went to the front of the car to check that yes, she had cracked her bumper, and then she turned to look at me. The parking lot wasn't empty, but we were the only two people standing in that row, and I'd probably been staring at her for tenish seconds now.

She demanded very angrily to know why I hadn't warned her of the curb. And I could have said I didn't know you were about to gun it or is it my job to help every stranger park, or even could you have even heard me, inside your car?

And all of those would have been fine, but I was really, really busy digesting that I had somehow communed with Mormon Jesus again for the first time in fifteen years, and that the communion had mostly been there to let me watch someone park badly (?), so what I responded with was:

"Because it was foretold."

And I can't tell which would be funnier, if she went silent because there's not much to be said to that, or if she went silent because in Utah, she might actually believe me, but we parted ways without more words.

I'm still kind of digesting this myself, actually.

[emilnikos]

I need non autistic people to realise meltdowns are a real debilitating thing that has a serious effect on your mental and physical health NOWWWWW!!! The way its been trivialized and lessened pisses me the fuck off. It's not a tantrum and it doesn't come from "being too weak-willed" it's painful and it's embarrassing AND MOST OF ALL IT'S INVOLUNTARY!! Don't claim to be an ally to autistic or disabled people and then make fun of people who have meltdowns. Literally get the hell out of my sight

[notsolonedesert]

siren ctimene…

Beeswax or not, what if Eury didn't take that encounter with the sirens very well

[bookshelfpassageway]

yknow i dont go here but sometimes i gotta go: seriously respect clowns. they have the worst pop culture representation in the world and also the best most thorough honor code. they're just here to be silly little guys who bring joy and are very conscientious about doing so responsibly. let them to their merriment in peace you dont hafta take potshots. i dont go here but like maybe i should, you all seem super chill

[cymk8]

her hair so CRISPY

(commission!)

[inkskinned]

having good & true friends will literally save and protect you in a million unfathomable ways. like okay we have written so many times about lovers. but the way a platonic friend laughs and cries with you. the way they hold your hand at 14 years old and at 34. the way they keep a little silver tie to you, touching base over and over and over. how you can go years without talking, only to re-meet and discover: oh shit! you're still cool!

there are people who have been in my life for more than half of it, and i have loved every version of them. do you know how fucking beautiful that is. yeah love will save the world. but the way friends love you is gonna save the you.