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jittyjames · 8 days ago
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bored out of my mind at work bc it’s the week before christmas and no one ever comes and i’ve cleaned this whole place top to bottom and i still have to fucking babysit it so i bring you….
what the jesusi would order from subway brought to you by your local sandwich artist (and why)
(no one will have ham or bacon bc THEYRE JEWISH. and don't fight me on this. i'm the expert.)
2012 bway jesus
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he gets the philly steak because it’s the first thing on the menu and he gets frustrated because he doesn’t know how to work a subway without mary and judas (this happens more often than you’d think.) he gets it exactly how it comes on the menu but is dissatisfied bc he doesn’t like green peppers and didn’t realize they were there. he still tips. he inevitably fucks up every time he comes into the shop and ends up dissociating until it’s time to pay. but also buys a pack of the raspberry cookies for mary and judas!!!
arena tour jesus
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a vegan, so he get the veggie delight! he gets it on wheat bread with no cheese (but the bread warmed!) and then he gets all the fresh veggies. lettuce, spinach, tomatoes, cucumber, onions, green pepper, and black olives. he also gets with olive oil, red wine vinegar, and a sprinkle of salt ✨but he WILL be getting a bag of crisps to go with it. a super chill customer who is really polite, but not overly bubbly to the point it’s grating. orders quickly and promptly leaves. tips, but makes sure to do it in cash so it won’t go to the company.
2k jesus
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he would get the mexicali. it’s indulgent and earthy and rich. it’s a lot. and this jesus is a lot. also everyone who gets this is super nice and they know what the want. mexicali people are good people. he gets it with provolone cheese instead of pepperjack and has them leave off the onions and adds banana peppers. herb and cheese bread! because he’s extra! he does not tip but it’s bc he doesn’t know tipping is a thing at subway.
(okay i admit this is mostly bc there''s a guy who looks just like him who always gets this one even though its not on the current menu. i still make it for him. and that just has the vibes of glensus.)
1973 jesus
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this dood is just classic. like yeah. this guy would eat fish. he would get the most basic sub you can think of. and it’s tuna. and everyone thinks he’s wrong for it. but he likes it, so it’s okay. he’s a whole grain guy and he doesn’t get cheese or sauce on it. he’s a cucumber and olive man. that’s it. he’s the type of customer that leaves the employees going “…huh.” he’s the type that just appears at the counter and you didn’t even hear him walk in. he will also always start at the wrong end. but super nice and easy. you learn his order and can make it as soon as you see him. super polite. not very talkative. he tips in coins.
2024 dutch tour jesus
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sweet onion terriyaki chicken. the best one. he has the best taste. (this was my fav one before i went vegetarian.) it’s savory but also pleasant and light and it’s a nice little treat. and he deserves a nice little treat. i think he’s a flatbread fellow. for veg he would get spinach, onion, green pepper, and a light glaze of the sauce. maybe he would even add some pepperjack cheese bc he likes a diverse flavor profile! heated and not toasted bc he likes the bread soft like him! the type of customer the employees love getting because he’s always polite and kind (and pretty)! will also tip! this guy walks in and you'll tell your coworker “oh, i'll get him!“
50th anniversary tour jesus
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a cutie sweetie pie. he just gets something quick so he can get back to it. he's been getting the same sandwich since he was a child and came in with the virgin mary. just a plain turkey and american cheese (get it for the american tour) on italian bread with lettuce and light mayo. never tomato though. if he gets tomato by mistake, he will politely pick them off and give them to someone else. but more recently, he's been indulging and ordering one of the soft pretzels with honey mustard to go with it. considerate and polite customer who will chat about music with you while you make his sandwich. (you'll slip him a coupon bc he's adorable.) forgets cash, so he doesn't tip but he will most definitely thank you profusely.
2014 Swedish Tour Jesus
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straight up just gets that terrifying footlong cookie. It smells amazing (so does he) and they're both intimidating as hell. he straight up walks into the store with his shirt unbuttoned and his sunglasses on. you've never seen anyone brave enough to actually buy this, but if anyone could do it, it's him. he would not eat an actual sandwich from the store. the idea freaks him out. your overly flirtatious coworker will try to ask him out. he'll laugh. then he'll ask for two forks (will he share with judas? mary? he hasn't decided yet.) and tips a surprisingly large amount that makes your jaw drop. you will be googling him to see if he's a celebrity afterwards. but no, he's just like that.
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lizzybeeee · 19 days ago
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Friendly reminder the Dragon Age Devs AMA is happening later today for all you Americans out there! Consider me very impressed that a majority of the questions with the greatest upvotes are quite critical of the game!
I linked it below!
#its happening at like 4 in the morning for me so i won't be able to join in the live trash fire I assume it will be#if anyone wants to ramble/send me their hot takes on what the devs say my inbox is open!#going to be all over it when I wake up!#a lot of questions about world states / lack of rp options / lack of depth to companions etc...#a lot of asks for patches to add more content like BG3 has done - like EA would allow that?! they'd charge $20 for shit they had them cut#questions about how lacking the lucanis romance is in terms of content too -> in general the romances are getting a lot of criticism#a really good question about retconning solas's motivations too#surprised i only saw one or two questions about the executors -> the one I saw was asking if it was in Gaider's plan for the series lmao#a few about production troubles and a few about misleading statements devs made#i am so very proud that no one is giving them wiggle room <3#especially about how they were misleading in their marketing of this game - that was outright scummy to consumers#EA is not entirely at fault for how misleading/vague they were in their marketing#Bioware doesn't have EA holding a gun to their head every minute of the day - they're multi-million dollar company#you don't need to defend them lmao#someone please ask them to release the Joplin Cut for me lmao#bioware critical#datv critical#edit - i 100% have a lot of sympathy for individual devs and the crappy work environment they're in#but when some of them are outright misleading customers about what is in the game its just shitty all round#i feel bad for the individuals and not so much the company and execs#veilguard critical
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icewindandboringhorror · 4 days ago
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Pictures and things
#photo diary#image 1 - pretty sky!.. so many sky photos as always#2 & 3 - baby son keeping me company during one of my Sickness days where I kind of just sit on the floor in a blanket#for hours slowly sipping pedialyte and having applesauce and such lol#He likes to bite the squeezy apple sauce pouches.. and try to steal the heating pad#4. Sky again. lighter more scattered fluffy clouds.#5 - greeting card that I drew at someone's request so they could send it to their elderly family member lol.. It's like.. cats baking#in a kitchen I guess? My eternal curse.. being the number one lover of cats in the world yet still somehow barely having a grasp#on their anatomy so they always look ridiculous when I draw them. I have both drawn and looked at cats for my entire life basically#yet somehow those two things do not come together to make me a good cat artist.. alas..#6 - underpart of an outfit I did (and havent yet posted of course because of my evil backlog of onemillion drafted posts)#I took the main dress off the top but thought the underneath part looked cool on it's own as well#7 - more sky.#8 - Mushroom fettucini alfredo. steak. and grilled asparagus. A fun little meal for me though I can't remember the occasion. I think maybe#as a reward for getting my covid booster or something. Though I still feel it's not as much of a reward when I am personally cooking#everything myself at home gjhbjh.. so its like... I'm having to do quite a lot of labor which makes it feel less relaxing I suppose. but eh#a treat in some form. Still cheaper by overall cost than ordering from a restaurant - and also can be customized and prepared#exactly how I like - which is the point. I guess more I just wish I weren't the only cooking person in the house. Everyone could#take turns making special meals for each other rather than like.. ''hmm I feel like having a treat. suppose I shall spend an hour#making it all myself and then feel tired whilst eating it'' lol.. ANYWAY#9 - and then.. you guessed it..MORE sky pictures!!! This time pinky bluey and so on.. huzzah..#A very sky heavy entry into the photo diaries I suppose#The sky in the 1st/7th image is jsut very ethereal seeming to me. something about the way the lighting is behind the clouds. It's#transportive. An interesting sky will make me feel like many other places in time or things I've seen in dreams or something. You get#a sense of being in a different world or like you're looking out over something you once imagined whilst reading a storybook. maybe lol
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possum-quesadilla · 3 months ago
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Please send good vibes my way. Work is exploding rn
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bananasofthorns · 6 months ago
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red for avery?
🔴 Red - What is a trait your OC has that those around them don't see very often? Is it seen by a rare few or completely overlooked?
He actually enjoys and is good at small talk, being charming, and building a rapport with people, but he works night shift gas station customer service and lives in a tinyass town trying to avoid a cult that wants him dead. He's friendly with the other people in town but he's trying not to get close to anyone or make himself noticeable (first mistake: moving to a tinyass town). (To be fair to him, though, the cult didn't catch up for like six months.) (And the townspeople like him so much that they didn't even really blink at the subsequent Horrors (and murder) (and arson) that he and the cult presence went through.) (They think he got possessed by an an angel to rid the town of evil (he now shares a brain with headmates AND an actual literal demon)).
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razzek · 11 months ago
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Just added "dni" to my filtered words list and this site is already so much better. :D Now I can passively enjoy art without having to look at the artist's gaping asshole in their pinned posts when I want to see if they've drawn anything else cool.
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eleneressea · 1 year ago
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always thinking about Cuiviénen
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tj-crochets · 2 years ago
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Hey y’all! I hadn’t mentioned it by name because I wasn’t sure if it was regional or not, but I found out it’s not regional so: Aetna is the worst insurance company. It sucks! Avoid it if you can. All my insurance issues have been because of Aetna. Aetna refuses to pay for my maintenance inhaler or my rescue inhaler, and refused to pay for a holter monitor for me when I’ve had tachycardia issues for a full decade. A heart monitor my doctor ordered to check if I had major electrical issues because if I did I’d need a pacemaker to prevent severe cardiac complications (I don’t have those issues, for the record).
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mute-call · 11 months ago
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since steven didn't have time to clean his office before he was jumped, what would michael find in there that would be personal to him, upon starting the next shift?
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AOU this is such a good question.. TYSM!!
he leaves mike.... his trash <3 /lh lh lh
on a serious note, i've put in one of my ghost threads that steven's bag is still in the security office. i think he carries a pretty large black shoulder bag with all sorts of crap in it, from old coupons to a journal he's barely written in. a little collection of his life which unsurprisingly means it's full of miscellaneous freddys stuff. but i think there's more to it / more in there than just that, which is perhaps one of the rare like,,, insights into his life OUTSIDE of freddys that's available. little daily items, old lighters, stickynotes he's written to himself & forgotten to toss out. an absence of any family-oriented items because it's been too long since he's seen them for him to keep any of that in his work bag.
i don't think there would be anything too too exciting to find, just a lot of stuff that reminds you that he was like, a person. which i think would be more rough to discover under the circumstances, tbh.
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ripdragonbeans · 2 years ago
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whimsyprinx · 2 years ago
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I will quite literally probably never accept that anyone likes me romantically
#whimsy whispers#whims woes#I already don’t believe anyone likes me generally but like#the only times people have liked me I’ve ended up dumped#the only time someone has shown interest in me first it was as I mentioned in the tags of my prev psot: a mutual who kept sending anons#saying they had a crush on wnd was in love with me while pretending they didn’t send them#before finally admitting it was them and then being weird about it#or people flirting with me as a joke and then it’s like hahah my feelings are a joke to you (this hasn’t happened in a while so I never got#the chance to go ‘hey can you not flirt with me as a joke it kinda hurts a lot!’ which is good because I didn’t wanna have that convo#maybe they got from my reluctance to participate that I didn’t like them doing that idk#I have never brought it up with them and as long as they don’t flirt with me as a haha funny joke again I never will#actually in middle and high school a few ppl showed interest in me but I never like felt the same way towards them#just like#my attempts at romance do not end well as I said I get dumped a month and a few days is the longest both my actual relationships lasted#oh weird men who were my customers also use to flirt with me when I and a job which was uncomfy because i was working and was forced to be#polite and I couldn’t tell my managers because they didn’t care!#uhhh anyways I do not believe I’m ever going to be in a loving relationship and it sucks#but I also guess it’s for the better because I probably wouldn’t ever believe anyone who says they like me in such a way anyways whne I#hardly believe anyone platonically cares for me either#I think a relationship with me is destined to fail and would be toxic because I’m clingy and have trouble being loved#delete later#this is a dumb psot but most my woes posts are!#so I’ll bury it under posts and forget about it and then delete it when I remember it exists#sorry again remembering that one mutual and just noting everything else made me go ‘huh im going to die alone aren’t I?’
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peineperdu · 16 days ago
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some customer called me a whore/cunt because i wouldn't give him money (since it's not legal)
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disgustedorite · 1 month ago
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I think I got someone at work fired and I've been having mixed feelings about it
#on one hand i believe she meant well and told the manager so#but on the other she was slowing down everyone else by criticizing how they stacked the boxes#and enforcing a strategy that was inefficient and time-consuming#and when i tried to use a faster and more efficient strategy while her back was turned i watched her literally knock over a built pallet#while chastising the guy who built it bc he didn't stack it to her unreasonable standards#yeah ig the pallets she built were prettier but the time wasted caused the lane to be the most backed up I've ever seen#and then when she complained on the app later she characterized me as a new hire who they'd just fired her out of nowhere for upsetting#ig because when i tried to defend myself and the others for not stacking to her standards i mentioned how we were told to do it in training?#which isnt the most efficient either but it's much faster than what she was making us do#side note getting vagued on the company app was certainly an experience#but like. i didn't complain to a manager bc i was upset#my hope was that she'd learn that her behavior was negatively affecting both her coworkers and the customers#latter due to the delay in sending packages to the distribution centers and bc many packages were getting crushed on the conveyor#bc it was so completely overloaded bc nobody could build a pallet without getting chastised#but. well she said she had been working there for 5 months#so maybe this was the last straw after many such incidents#especially since like. I've criticized stacking quality before too#but I haven't gotten in trouble#of course i didn't do anything like that#it's like. lay these flat if you can so they don't fall over + put bigger boxes in the corners so you can fit more on the next layer#but i don't tear down and redo a pallet unless it's gonna Literally Fall On Someone#idk i think a balance should be struck between speed and prettiness#it's tetris not a beauty contest#but i don't think she got that lesson she just thinks she got fired fir upsetting a 'new hire'#hence why i still feel really mixed about this
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localdorkincombatboots · 3 months ago
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Powers been out all day. I walked to work in one hell of a storm that literally forced me to run at times from how strong the wind was. Sure hope my shoes somehow dry by the time I need to start walking to work tomorrow. Desperately wish the electric will come back on some time soon. Everything in the fridge has gone bad by now.
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lunariarts · 3 months ago
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Fella came in to my office to deliver some food. I know this because he did not greet me. He just shoved his bright as fuck phone over my monitor. There was an address on there, I'm sure, but I could not see the words. He attempted to make an expression at me, but I have never felt so close on the evolutionary scale to a chimpanzee than I have in that moment. I think I could have torn flesh from his bones had I just unshackled the invisible chains of decorum and humanity. I would never have been able to go back had I done so. So much would have been lost to me; gay sex, tabletop games, sending anons to you rather than making my own posts. Alas, humanity has been instilled deep within me, so I told him where to go. I should have said hell, but I said the correct address.
I'm so proud of you for staying strong and keeping yourself together but you have to understand that this is my every single day akdjsdhd people just show up at my job!! And I say hi and greet them and they don't say hi back and just hold their phones out and stare at me. It like absolutely affects me. It sucks!! I empathize hard with u anon.
And don't worry!! Regardless of how many people whose flesh you rend you can always have gay sex and table top games and sending anons with me I would never turn you away. Umm unless you tried to rend my flesh I guess I couldnt do anything if I'm dead so just be careful
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scatteredcloud · 3 months ago
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Going on yet another rant about “merch”
If you did not screen print that shirt yourself, you did not make it.
You made the design on it, which I’m sure would be a nice poster or sticker perhaps? Which of course you didn't print yourself, that sounds hard! An embroidered design? Maintaining a 12 needle embroidery machine capable of producing a design with that many colors for the number of orders being received is a lot of work, that's pretty impressive! Not to mention maintaining proper tension on the frame working with a hundred stretchy t shirts, which idk came from somewhere who knows! Your repeating pattern looks very nice on a skirt that you did not make and was mass produced by some Vietnamese person getting paid pennies so that ~50 gay people on the internet could pay for international shipping for a design you “made”. Wow that mug is awesome didn’t know you got into sublimation printing! And have a cylindrical heat press to be able to do not just mugs, but tumblers too! Woah your sublimation set up can do bed sheets (any size)? And shower curtains? And three different shapes of throw pillow stuffed with poly fill, which will never decompose and isn't comfortable to begin with?
Your poorly digitized vector art looks lovely as an enamel pin now that someone else (Who? More like who cares!) cleaned it up for you and then created moulds for and maybe even hand injected the enamel into only for you to sell maybe seven or eight of them. Aw damn your design got ripped off? Who could have guessed that with the distribution power of an entire manufacturing plafffnt that has hundreds, if not thousands of moulds sitting around that they might have used your mould to make themselves a profit for a change! Those money grubbing Chinese bastards! After all, you were there every step of the way, casting the negative of the mould, running the injection of liquid metal into that mould, mixing each color of enamel, and precisely filling each segment of the design, which you refused to simplify! You just can't compromise with art.
Ohhh I see they’re made to order so its more sustainable. So this factory (Guatemala? India? The Philippines? Pakistan? Could you point to it on a map? They just don't teach you this stuff in school!) Anyways this factory in some poor country has to keep your design on file, oh and for your enamel pins they have to keep the mould too! Ahh right but it’s sustainable, because it's a limited run. You’re the 100th person this week to place an order, and they're only printing 50 of your design, you should complain to the manufacturer about how slow your orders are being filled.
I love supporting small businesses - it’s just you after all! With all the hard work you’ve put into fiddling around in procreate who has time to figure out material acquisition, and production runs, and printer calibration, and inventory management, and machine maintenance, and payment processing, and international shipping, and packaging, and
#eaii#accidentally clicked on someones redbubble and they call it that because i started seeing red#i'm so fucking sick of this shit#look i think its great that people have more avenues to sell their art#but idk i feel like i'm crazy for thinking that should actually involve MAKING the art that they sell#the upfront investment is prohibitive I get it#but then connect with someone#preferably who lives on the same continent as you#to produce it locally#and like. a printer capable of printing nice stickers and posters is not like heavy duty machinery#again#expensive - sure#but i can almost guarantee that someone living in your city has a wide format printer they'd be willing to let you use#i make custom embroidered patches#im in the middle of building my own embroidery machine. obviously you do not have to do this#the machines that i use currently i borrow time on from someone else#'where do you get cute packaging?' i have brown paper envelopes that i decorate with washi tape and stamps which people seem to like#'how do you calculate shipping?' i don't usps does that for me#'what happens if an order gets lost?' it sucks and is inconvenient but i send them another one or refund their choice#'where do you get materials?' scrap fabric almost 100% of the time unless its a very custom order i spend very little on materials#i'm not asking anyone to reinvent payment services or whatever like if you want to use your neighbors printer and then sell those on etsy#great! thats what i do!#(and also fuck etsy - for different reasons)#but if you outsource the actual labor of producing the good that you are selling to easily exploitable people on the other side of the worl#im judging you. hard.
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