#someone please shut me up

[captain-hawks]

horny drunk oliver is a hot mess and can hardly get it up but slightly hungover sleepy oliver will dick you down with the most mind-blowing morning sex of your life.

[akewolf]

Let’s talk about the promo of 6x11 "In Another Life".

about Maddie saying "What’s wrong?"…. guys, hear me out.

She’s talking to someone but she doesn’t seem like she is asking about his brother? I mean… it’s not that kind of worry™️. Maddie is strong, strong as hell, but we saw in the previous shots that she’s worried in a whole different way. She’s the one that needs to be comforted BUT in the "What’s wrong?" one it seems a secondhand kind of worry. I perceived her as… almost stoic? ok, that’s not the word that I’m looking for but language barrier is a thing so please bear with me

I don’t know, I have no idea but—

I need some Eddie and Maddie scenes. They never actually had some heart to heart convo and I need them to talk about Buck. I think it’s time.

also… the lack of Chris and Eddie’s vigil scene in the promo is so LOUD.

buckle up my friends cause this is gonna hurt

[looadedgun]

all i do is YAP, my ass NEVER shuts uñ

[saltywinteradult]

ewan mitchell and paddy considine are each others exact opposite. by which i mean that ewan becomes exponentially sexier with a blonde wig on and paddy becomes exponentially sexier when he takes the wig off

[livelaughlovefootball]

Brothers or lovers? 🤨🤨🤨

[lloydfrontera]

Random thought:

Amilia and Dilf! Lloyd

That is all-

i see your dilf!lloyd and i raise you milf!amalia >:3

ok no but for real i don't talk about it here but i think about silver fox lloyd way too often.

we're gonna ignore the fact that neither arcos nor marbella seem to have grey hair even thought both of them have to be at least in their mid forties, maybe early fifties and say it's just a (sucky) stylistic choice 😔

but like imagine if lloyd turns out to be one of those blessed people who gets whole locks of gray hair in between their normal hair. amalia (and me) would just fucking die.

and you know lloyd would have amazing laugh lines. and his eyes would crinkle so much whenever he smiles. he probably also has some freckles thanks to spending so many hours under the sun.

someone stop me before i say something embarassing

(also also also suho but played by gong yoo. just imagine-)

[ariiiloves]

Today it's my first meeting with my new therapist, I'm so fucking nervous I'm going to throw up

[peridotcoolgem]

Haha, i like the word myself, it's like that one song that goes like "i wish i could be a girl nanana i forgot the lyrics :( i/me/myself, am i pretty enough" or something like that idk i haven't listened to that song in a while

[eldrichthingy]

к предыдущему посту: и это я не злыдничаю кстати!!! просто мне искренне радостно от того, что разработчики уделили внимание такому важному аспекту существования полноценного вампира, как возможность превратиться в крошечный летающий пушок 👉🏾👈🏾💞 меня, как любителя классических вампиров, это просто невероятно порадовало. действительно то, что я хотели увидеть в самом конце игры

[fappellmoan]

[aq2003]

i feel like he's choosing his words carefully bc he doesn't want it to blow up in his face but personally i think he should be legally allowed to kill the tory politicians making his criticism of them the center of their campaigns

[14dayswithyou]

💖 Day 3.5 is now available! 💖

For the last couple of months, only Server Boosters had access to the 3.5 update... Buuuuut now it's available for everyone to play in the 14DWY Discord — and soon itch.io once I'm happy with the QA and state of the game — so please don't feel pressured to join unless you want to!!

The full devlog + even more screenshots are under the cut ^^

What's been added to the 3.5 version?

📺 Streamer Mode!

I've been told that it's difficult to stream and monetise age-restricted videos on YouTube and Twitch, so I added an option to remove the sexual content and strong language used in the demo.

Now y'all can invite Ren into your bed for cuddles without putting your streamer career on the line /silly /lh

This won't affect the 18+ rating or dark themes/elements of the game, however! Although Streamer Mode will prevent you from seeing any "gruesome" CGs in the future, most of the core elements of the game will still be tied to the choices and decisions you make. So you won't miss out on the overall experience by using streamer mode!!

⚙️ Custom Pronouns!

It only took me one entire year to get around to it, but you can finally choose your own preferred pronouns (or use a set of pronouns instead)... At the cost of being able to change them mid-game ^^;

Since the original pronoun screen wouldn't update until a new scene was displayed, I temporarily disabled the feature. But once I find a workaround, I'll bring it back!

💗 Choose how others perceive you!

You can now choose how the cast and narration perceive you! Originally, the narration was kept strictly gender-neutral (outside of pronouns and genitalia picked by the player), but this will soon change in future updates.

For more clarity: you don't get to choose the words specifically, but you can choose between masculine, feminine, and androgynous terms!

📋 Separate top and bottom genitalia!

You can now choose your tatas and pps separately! >:3

Alongside that, you can also choose your preferred body type!

I removed the "both" genitalia option because a few players still assumed it was an obscure version of "intersex". That wasn't my intention and I don't want to mislead anyone, so I took it out for now ^^;

I also didn't want to include a screenshot of the new genitalia choices in action (because it's NSFW), so y'all get the same character menu screen for the nth time instead lmao

📱 Relationship Screen Overhaul!

You can now change your own status for more immersion, and long-term Server Boosters will eventually be able to submit and use their own icon within the game as well!

Stalking finding your friends has now become easier by using "Buddy Maps"; a new app that allows you to see the location of all the cast members!

I want to offer players more incentive to check the relationship screen since they tend to miss the status updates, so hopefully this might help ;v;

It also says it "updates every few hours" so folks don't go overboard and check every 5 seconds to see where Ren is gdsghf (also keep in mind that he's a hacker lol)

🖤 Additional Scenes Update!

Day 2 received a brand new CG!!!!! Originally, I planned on only adding a few CGs sporadically throughout the game, but it didn't feel right to leave Day 2 so... empty... so I added a brand new CG to (hopefully) make things feel more balanced and natural!

If you decline Teo's offer on Day 3, Leon will now call and try to convince you to reconsider. However, players are still allowed to decline, and if they do, they'll reach a dead end.

After listening to feedback on itch, I changed some of the dialogue during Days 1-3 to make it seem more consistent! They're only small changes though, so it's honestly not worth looking for sdgjssga

🎶 Updated BGM and SFX!

I wanted to try out a different style of music to see if it fits the vibe of 14DWY more! The BGM features more acoustics to suit the "beachy" theme of Corland Bay, though I made a conscious effort to include piano elements as well to stay true to the original!!

I figured it'd be better to give players a live example before I make a poll (to see if they prefer the change or not) and publish it to Itch.

Some new SFX have also been added, though it's very minimal and honestly not that noticeable.

How to download and play the update?

(warning: clicking on the following links will open Discord!!) To download the Day 3.5 update, simply join the 14DWY Discord server, verify your age, and visit the "14dwy-updates" channel!

Alternatively, you can also wait until the update is publicly released on Itch to play it as well!! (It normally gets released shortly after a round of QA testing/getting feedback from the server, though I may release it earlier if I feel like it hehe ^^)

Enjoy!!

[saltywinteradult]

Alicent is Sansa if she were Tywin Lannister’s daughter.

[aphel1on]

AURGH auwarghh the autistic parental trauma... the epi was wacky hijinks then dropped this on us out of nowhere... (sobs) laios... laiiiiooooos

[weirdglassthing]

It’s IRONIC. god. Nobody understands satire humor these days

First attempt at drawing Gideon and Kremy went surprisingly well maybe I’m destined to become a scaly idk. You guys have no idea how hard it was finding a pose that was easy to draw with Kremy’s alligator mouth. I probably forgot like 400 fey curses I barely remembered gideons flower crown. I’m not drawing that thing but imagine the dulcet tones of the worlds greatest bard (morning Ross) playing in the background.

Guys you can’t blame me I just watched episode 15 and I was possessed and blacked out and woke up staring at this

Ft. Some drunk pixie wives and the only three people that cared about Thaco (I did not look up a reference I just drew a clown)

Anyways pose under cut

It had to be adjusted a bit

[inafever]