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kevvinowens · 4 months ago

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So many great tag teams between AEW and ROH so why does the tag division suck so hard?

#someone explain it to me like I’m 5 #aew #roh #tag wrestling is my favourite #I’m always disappointed

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saltedcaramela · 8 months ago

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I honestly can’t get a handle on the updated dash format since I got back for more than lurking still. The For You and Following are exactly the same so why have 2 of them?? My Following tab doesn’t even just have all the blogs I follow but random ones I don’t. The For You tab has blogs I don’t follow but Tumblr has decided I should but ALSO blogs I DO ALREADY FOLLOW. How does that make sense? Am I not getting it? I am not the dumb one here. Tumblr is.

#tumblr things #tumblr things that annoy me #someone explain it to me like I’m 5 #the only tab that makes sense is the tags one #although if it has its own tab why do they also show up in the search section?#seems redundant #like did tumblr just decide to be like TikTok?#so just copy #like Twitter did?

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sea-jello · 3 months ago

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hong kong miku,,,

#hopping on the trend jumpscare i’m from hong kong surprise #i haven’t seen that many hk mikus around #lowkey chat i think i kinda ate with this one #however i will say i am coloring in the dark so if any colors look off that’s why #and also i haven’t opened this program in literal months i jumped straight into this no warmup no nothing #miku is what pulls me out of art block apparently i was locked in for 5 hours STRAIGHT #someone needs to teach me how to paint properly holy #not sure how i feel about the bottom left one but that was a quick one anyways #i am from hk originally but i haven’t been back in years so i have no idea about the culture other than food and mirror #OKAY let me explain the context #street food is a big thing in hk and quick and easy things like fish balls egg waffles and like siu mai and wonton noodles are popular #back then people really would just squat down on the side of the road or right in front of the shop to eat it and go #but i don’t think anyone does that anymore city life and all that #ohh i should have done instant noodles breakfasts god i loved those #if anyones from hk if you go to the causeway bay mtr station exit that leads up to the big road near sogo. do they still sell siu mai there #that shit was BANGER i remember asking for them all the time #a good majority of parents in hk would get their daughters ears pierced as a baby something about them not feeling as much pain idk #that’s just what i was told #i used the neon for her friendly standard greeting cause i wanted to incorporate the neon signs somehow without actually drawing a whole bg #lots of neon signs in hk. i heard they had to take them down cause of light pollution which is sad but understandable #everyone got their shoes from dr kong. at least when i was younger they did #boy band is self explanatory. i heard they’re really popular my mom listens to them #oh i had her messing with her shoes cause hk people move FAST. you stop for one second and you get shoved #so like a fun little allusion #gave her black roots just for fun. she is violating every school uniform code possible #this is all based off of my memory by the way so like. anyone who knows this better than i do hit me up #hatsune miku #miku from my culture #jellos scribbles #i haven’t tag yapped in so long welcome back my love i missed you

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solargeist · 7 months ago

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letting me ramble abt my favourite media is dangerous bc if u change the subject I Will use “Yeah, but uh-“ to bring it back around don’t Even girl we’re in it now hold my hand

#staring at the floor waving my hands around while I explain the different tiers of Zelda items #which game has the best balance and use of their dungeon items…#it’s Minish cap btw IN MY HUMBLE OPINION #twilight is my favourite game but I think the dungeon items were a little bad in their reuse yknow #one and done for a lot of them #but in Minish you always have to reuse ur items through the game they’re always useful…#I’m spending my days lately with 5 hour Zelda play through Vods #I don’t like rambling usually bc if someone hits me with a single response I’ll kms SKDNSJAK like don’t let me embarrass myself‼️‼️‼️

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partynthem · 10 months ago

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genuinely i never want to hear abt taylor swift again

#why the fuccccccccccccccck did her shit album win aoty. SOMEONE EXPLAIN IT TO ME LIKE IM 5 #as if she needs any more fucking praise or attention oh my Goddd i am so sick of her being everywhere #sza was robbed janelle monae was robbed. AGAIN. i’m fuming

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ahmnom · 1 year ago

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I don’t watch mha but the few clips I’ve seen of fuyumi actually made me hate her. Like “he’s trying to change guys 🥺” shut the fuck up. Actually shut up. Silence forever please

#fuyumi todoroki #anti endeavor #mha fuyumi #idk someone needs to explain to me why I’m wrong or ima just keep hating her #like girl did you get your ass beat by a body building grown man as a 5 year old??#she shouldn’t be able to guilt people into forgiving their abuser

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hael987 · 2 years ago

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While watching, I must say what @lutawolf said about “Win is not jealous of Team and his friendships. He’s possessive of the time in which he has with Team” really became more obvious to me this episode.

Looking at his expression, he’s clearly not jealous that they’re there or that they’re friends with Team, he just simply wants this time with Team and for it to belong to him alone, so he devises a way to send them off and possess Team’s time for himself.

Even that minute head nod maybe it’s not a nod but it felt like one to me when Team says he’ll drive them back just really shows (to me) that he’s not jealous of Team’s other interpersonal relationships. Would he want the time to be just for the two of them? Given how he keeps looking at Team in this whole scene, undoubtedly yes but he gets it - he knows at this moment this time is not his with Team because Team wants to drive them, he agrees with it.

He expressly says himself Team can go hang out with his friends. If Team wants to hang out with friends then he gets that, he gets that it’s not his time, he’d be considerate about Team’s wishes. He’s not jealous of that friendship.

He wants what’s best for Team but also wants the time he does have with Team - the time he can have with Team - to belong to him (when it’s his).

#between us #between us the series #between us ep 5 #winteam #coconuts mafia #maybe someone else can make a better point than me #I don’t think I’m making the clearest point but #this episode definitely made me see and understand something #even if I can’t explain it properly #the possession not jealousy of it all #maybe it’s not a nod but it felt like one to me?#I’ve done quite a poor job of explaining :/

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emichevy · 1 year ago

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Still wondering how people can look through a comic and pull out the most philosophical messages and build complex theories and stories off of them.

Like I can do that too but I’ve never been nearly that complexed and I just GRRRRRRRR

I want your brain

This is directed at someone you know who you are/pos

(This is not a threat this is in a loving and “I’m very in awe of you” way I swear)

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ocpdzim · 11 months ago

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tbh my advice to other disabled people is Don’t Be Afraid To Be An Asshole Sometimes. like not unprovoked but if people are bothering you. you may think “he probably doesn’t mean anything by it” and maybe you’re even right, but if you’re enough of a pain in the ass about it then people learn not to be ableist next time and it doesn’t actually hurt them any aside from momentarily feeling horribly awkward. grill ME on why i’m sitting down at an event where most people stand up and you get my whole medical history in painstaking detail loud enough for everyone nearby to hear our conversation. and the bonus of this is it flips an interaction that would otherwise be upsetting and embarrassing to you back around onto the dick who tried to make you feel that way. it’s your turn to feel like you’ve personally fucked up the vibe at the whole party now, dipshit

#you can tailor it to the severity of the offense too #like if it’s just a guy saying i should stand up i just list the reasons im not doing that in a matter of fact manner #but if someone actually goes so far as to make like. a horribly offensive remark.#like a guy who once said autistic people have no souls right in front of me not knowing i was autistic #you can rip the motherfucker apart LOL #for that one i went with ‘did you know i’m autistic too!’ followed by pretending to be confused every time he tried to explain himself and #asking for clarification until he literally gave up and put his hat over his face LMAO #‘i don’t look autistic? so what does autistic look like then???’#‘i’m different from other autistic people you know? i didn’t know you had so many autistic friends who are they! can you introduce us?#oh you don’t actually have any?? so are you lying? oh you meant your friend’s 5 year old son? are most allistic adults you know the same as #allistic 5 year olds? you know i work with kids a lot but i haven’t noticed that before!’

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itspileofgoodthings · 7 months ago

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Porfiry telling Raskolnikov that at least he was honest and in one bound took the furthest leap to put his theory to the test of actual action——

#Taylor believing a man who is obviously lying to her #like. it’s fascinating to me how they’ll say anything to her and she’ll be like ‘okay let’s go’#she’s never read Jane Austen and it shows. but that’s okay because she’s the character in an Austen novel #she has no sense of self-preservation she has no common sense when it comes to love #and the reason I have endless patience for that is because she IS different. she is extraordinary. she is WEIRD. she’s so needy #so angry so fragile so stupid so brilliant so completely helpless #like the bolter———I can’t even LOOK at it right now #because you know she was like this since she was 5 and SHE knows it #just so. Different. so strange. I mean she ruled her family with an iron fist from the age of 11 #and her packaging is so basic and she she had so much access to everything anyone could want #so there are none of the usual marks of someone being so Different #but like. people HATED her from day one. you know her own strength of personality was drawing out many people’s hatred or envy #and she’s so helpless in her own personality because she can never change #like thank you aimee? or whatever? heck yeah there was some girl who bullied her and brutalized her on the playground #and you know it devastated Taylor from day one and still does #and it’s just. I don’t know how people can’t see that someone with that extraordinary set of gifts #wouldn’t also suffer in such an extraordinary way #and ways that elicit so much scorn and non-sympathy because people are unsettled and jealous and annoyed by her #because she WILL find a way to win #but isn’t that proof enough that she is the very OPPOSITE OF NORMAL #it’s why people have to be like ‘oh she sold her soul to the devil for this success.’ or whatever the psy-op spy thing is #because there’s no human way to explain her success if she really were as basic/talentless as people say #ugh this is all so incoherent and irritating and I’m so sorry but I just. I cannot explain how protective my heart is of her #and all the many many mistakes she’s made and the prisons she’s made for herself because she’s LIVING the tragedy #of never having denied herself one time/getting everything she wants #and discovering the poison at the bottom of everything she reached for with desperate hands #like. I love her so much and I am so protective of her because she is so helpless and she is getting shot in the face every time #and she feels every blow!#whew I need to turn off reblogs and will probably delete but I just #this album is all of her spilled out and people DO hate to see it because a lot of people hate her!!!!

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chaoticlad · 4 months ago

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Something I do not understand is whenever people still follow me after I change fandoms. I feel like my style isn’t good enough to remain in other’s followed blogs, but like- 25% of y’all are tf2 fans, 37% are smg4 fans, 17% of y’all are wan piss fans and the rest follow me for no reason at all I do not understand.

I’ll be honest my first follower was one of those people who follow me for no reason I checked they’re still following me.

#like- the people who follow me for no reason #i don’t understand #I need someone to explain it to me like I’m 5 for it to make sense or something #I’m guessing people who follow me for a fandom I left still follow me because they probably forgot I existed #I dunno

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songtwo · 9 months ago

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idk i think my bf might be developing a drinking problem and i just don’t know what to do…..

#it’s been going on for a couple of months now but he promised he would stop and he had been doing well until today….#and it’s like. on one hand i never wanted to be w an alcoholic and i told him straight so he promised it would stop #but on the other hand i can’t just abandon him #and it’s like we used to go out a lot and party but like. that was it but ever since he met this guy he just gets lost when he drinks w him #and the thing was he got like aggressive like he didn’t do anything to me and i can’t really explain it but he just wasn’t himself #and like. we talked about it a million times and it’s not like it happens every week #it’s been like 5 times since december #but 3 have been on the past month alone #and two weeks ago it got bad like he almost got into an accident #and like i’m not even physically w him anymore like we really only see each other once a week since i moved #and from the very first time it happened i told him i couldn’t be w him if it kept happening #and after that incident two weeks ago he swore it was the last time but it just happened again #by the way he and that guy get wasted it really is a miracle they get home alive #and like. idk what to do #i really don’t want to be w someone like this #and i hate feeling like this like if i were to think only about myself i don’t want this i hate feeling like this #but i also can’t abandon him #like not even bc i would miss him or whatever i just wouldn’t feel good leaving him alone #but like i don’t want to live like this #maybe i’ll ask for some time to just figure things out #but it’s gonna suck so bad bc we were supposed to see kendrick lamar next week and then we already had plans for his bday and omfg #i don’t wanna leave but i don’t want things to be like this either #and i asked him to stop and gave him multiple chances but idk #i just don’t know what to do #i love him endlessly but i need to put myself first but i can’t abandon him:(#and our 1.5 anniversary was also next week…..#but i think time is the sanest and safest thing right now

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autisticlenaluthor · 7 months ago

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i have absolutely no clue what’s happening right now

#the girls on the bus #i still don’t understand the hot white guy situation #i need someone to explain it to me like i’m 5 #and then explain it to me like i’m 3

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suispiria · 8 months ago

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bechdel homestuck discourse ……. ?

#seeing words in truly baffling orders #if someone wants to explain this to me like I’m 5 I’d appreciate that #otherwise i have work at 7:30am tomorrow i need to go to bed

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katierosefun · 11 months ago

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obsessed with harvey in season 7 because you think that man can’t be any more disastrous but then he’s dating his therapist and inventing a new job for his boyfriend (cough) former employee who he hired illegally the first time around and he’s stressed and having a bad time and also his abandonment issues are still kicking and screaming in the background

#caroline talks #i’m. a little less than halfway done with season 7 of suits #and i’m just like ‘………HARVEY ARE U. GOOD’#like I don’t care if this man graduated at number 5 in his class at Harvard law #MOST DERANGED GUY. DERANGED AS HELL #like he’ll do so much to make sure no one ever leaves him #and whenever someone does leave somehow #he winds up just being sad and lost and SAD #I want to hit him with a toilet paper roll #and just go ‘YOU! NEED! TO! LET! GO! OF! PEOPLE! SOMETIMES!!!!!!’#and another part of me just wants to pat his back #hug him for like 2 seconds bc any longer than that will be awkward for both of us #also violently realizing.#anakin skywalker to star trek 2009 jim kirk to harvey specter pipeline. sort of #intelligent but impulsive motherfuckers who all have severe abandonment issues #and therefore do crazy things and break all kinds of rules to keep the people they care about in their lives #oh and also. each of those characters have HELLISH loyalty complexes #obi-wan explaining that anakin is loyal to anyone who he thinks is also loyal to them #Harvey’s literal yearbook quote being about how he’s loyal to anyone who’s loyal to him #….I don’t think Jim has anything quite obviously said about loyalty #but he’s a captain and puts his crew first which is a loyalty in itself

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badolmen · 1 year ago

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‘extremely Anglo-Centric western meme culture’ babe do I have some new for you about the demographics of tumblr

#ra speaks #personal #like. yeah that’s the predominant user base. I’m not saying there aren’t any users outside of that category but like.#this site did not get its name as the weird white girl fandom site to have a long history of culturally diverse memes and jokes #throwing this in the queue sorry future me #someone responded to my post abt how the ace jokes aren’t a lethal threat to queer people as though my 5 AM rant post was representative #of every single ace in existence. they didn’t even expand upon those words they just said uh those jokes come from [above buzzwords] 😐’ like #what. what is your point. explain why it’s bad that a niche community of a niche community had cultural in jokes exclusive to tumblr.#like by all means please go touch grass and talk to other queers outside of your demographic but like.#harmless jokes are not the biggest portion of or threat to asexual culture.

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