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navvigating · 5 months

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literally despise my goddamn store manager so much. and he's fucking closing tonight 😭😭😭

#like he ALREADY told me to go retouch up one of the aisles bc i apparently didnt do it to his liking #but i literally dont have time to perfect shit AND stock floats bc grocery is shortstaffed #but my store manager naturally just has to fucking target me #like. i dont know what i did to him that makes this situation understandable #at what point do i just assume its he's homophobic??? like why me specifically???#EVERYONE complains. even the other managers. but what is it about me?#a fat afab with piercings and dyed hair?? why me????#someone explain it im begging

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satorisoup · 2 months

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people will think im ordinary until they say one (1) thing about tmnt and all of a sudden im explaining the entire lore starting from the 1990’s movie & why donatello is the best turtle i fear… T^T

tag limit fights me… i must yap… please listen… SOB </3

#tmnt yap in the taggies !!#would you believe me if i said my cat is named after donnie… teehee !! ^_^#i have been a tmnt lover since i was the ripe age of 6 years old SOBSOB #i used to write bf headcanons on wattpad way long ago… thats where my love for writing started i fear…#i probably have more tmnt merch than i do anime merch which is soso crazy to think about PHEW !!!#notebooks cups plushies legos shirts pajamas stickers tins action figs keychains name something and i have it… is that weird… SOB #im not joking when i say i know the entire lore and could explain everything from start to finish… FOR EACH AND EVERY REBOOT EVER…. wowza…#other than rottmnt because i’ve never been a fan of that reboot sigh…#the only reason donatello hamato isnt on my blorbie list is because i do not want to seem out of touch… he used to be there though !! :3 #also i love raph too sigh #i fear donnie was my start to my love for nerdy men… raph was for the mean ones… cough cough akaashi and bakugo #tall lanky men… yeah hes a turtle… i know… let me speak… pls… i beg… T^T #tmnt 2012 will always be my star my light my beloved #i can recite every single episode </3 ALSO THE 2014 & 2017 MOVIES DONT GET ME STARTED i have them on dvd :3 #i also have the 1990’s movies on dvd teehee theyre sososososoo good T^T my comfort franchise forever and always #i may always speak of anime but just know tmnt will always be the start of it all and my most beloved <3 its everything to me #also i was and still am an avid tmnt 2012 april oneil hater someone get her out of there i loathe her >:/#was never a supa big fan of leo im very sorry… idk who im sorry to… where are my tmnt fans… am i alone in this world… hello… tmnt fans…#omigosh im back after looking at my old wattpad story IM GIGGLING why was the writing kinda good… it was first person though sigh… goodness #i should create my own tmnt yap tag i fear… i will never shut up about it EVER SOBSOBSOB !! i even had a tmnt party when i was younger </3 #donnie ( & mikey ) are so misunderstood UGH i could yap about the lore all day. donnie deserved more recognition he was always doing so muc #FOR ALL of his brothers and they never appreciated it… ill cry right now. donnie you will always be famous to me. april doesnt deserve you.#raph and his temper are so misunderstood too like please. always making him the bad guy HE JUST WANTS TO BE A GOOD BROTHER HES JUST AWKWARD #remembering when i had a crush on a guy names joseph in first grade and he liked tmnt too… joseph just know we were soulmates… i promise </#i used to go up to the tv and kiss the screen when donnie showed up. i was like 6 years old tho its okay… still sleep with my stuffie tho.#thank you to my yaya for buying me that when i had the flu hes still in perfect condition SOB donatello i love you so much UGH im crying #‘thats a mutant turtle ew !!’ HE IS VERY BEAUTIFUL AND LOVEABLE TO ME. YOU WOULDNT UNDERSTAND EVERYPONY </3 nia reference woah hi nia :3 #whos in favor of tmnt. raise your hands up high so i can see them. im giggling. tmnt lovers rise we sha’ll prosper… WE RIDE AT DAWN 🦅🦅🦅#is this like totally crazy of me… has anyone read this far… if you have jusy know i love you. i cherish you. you are my everything <3 #₍ᐢ..ᐢ₎ — lene’s latest gossip .ᐟ

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smolandweirdwriter · 4 months

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maybe i'm just stupid and they explained this (or also i havent gotten past ep10 for sophomore year and maybe they'll clear it up later) BUT why was aelwyn imprisoned by angwyn when he was so adamant that "a member of this family cannot be taken into custody"? what was the switchup between him being pissed at adaine for catching aelwyn, to him torturing his eldest daughter for 5 months?

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dreadpirateella · 4 months

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Woahhhhh first post! I did this for TMayNT over on instagram, and I actually really love how it turned out!

I love love love Mikey <3

#tmaynt #was so fun but i got so burned out #i do love mikey tho!#raphael is my fav but somethin about this orange boy just makes me happy #my art #someone explain how tags work im begging you #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt michelangelo

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serenedash · 1 year

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Yeah no I'm fine why (<- guy who is always 2 seconds away from exploding into a million pieces because of Kingdom Hearts Union Cross)

#when people keep telling me they dont understand kh and khux specifically and Im like. please. please. please.#I can be trusted with kh lore I prommy #I keep offering to explain khux to people who tell me they dont get it but they never tell me they want to hear it so I just dont :[#(guy with undiagnosed problems disorder) please let me explain video games Im a normal guy #one time my sister wanted to distract me on the phone so she purposefully made me explain loz to her for over an hour #my friends were begging me to hang up but there was no stopping me #one time I gave an interview for someones graduate paper and I ended up going om about khux for like 2 hours #pov Im locked in a small room screaming about luxu while being studied like a lab rat #im rambling #khux

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monards · 3 months

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i think it's super interesting (and really funny) how. while all other accounts about the sinners describe as these absolutely terrifying otherwordly harbingers of destruction. almost every first hand account is so painfully normal and chill ;; like skirk treats and talks about surtalogi as if he's. a bit annoying & obnoxious to her. and even though albedo describes rhine as 'cold and strict...,' it isn't exactly a sin to not be optimistic and easygoing- plus alice seems fond of her (considering. everything) and her writing in the new hexenbook is. incredibly not what you'd expect with how she's reputated

#yeah guys. i dont mean to have blue hair and pronouns. but there is a MAJOR discrepancy between dain's description & other people #dain please i beg of you STOP MAKING YOURSELF MORE UNRELIABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#who would've guessed the knight who goes out of his way to hide certain things would be unreliable.#LMDASHDASO #i already explained why all the documentations in mond books and wtv are unreliable for. painfully obvious reasons.#-> the dichotomy between unreedemably evil and terrible gold vs apparently just ass at being the best person & dry humour rhinedottir #we love to see it #thanks hoyo #-> dain i think your issue is that your the younger sibiling #no. because someone has to understand what im saying #absolutely NO younger sibling see's there older sibling's friends as they really are #dain is just delusional to the highest power and hasn't snapped out of it yet #give him. a bit #HUAWUAWHU #rhine #rhinedottir #dain #surtalogi #crepe rambles

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brodudemanbroski · 1 year

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pocket posting

#i dont know what to draw #I want to explain my new au but its gonna ruin day 7 #PLEASE SOMEONE GIVE ME SOMETHING TO DRAW IN MY ASKS #IM BEGGING AT THIS POINT #rambles #sp pocket

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everywhere-all-around-the-world · 1 month

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#leave more in the tags/comments/rbs !! there are some creative workarounds out there #the reason i like the 빛 more than 쉿 is because 쉿 is always a clear censor like guys !!! no they didn’t say shit!! they said shh!#but when jennie and hwasa used 빛 it wasn’t as much of a work around as it was a fun dual meaning #so i think it’s more creative #i’ll explain all of these here in case someone doesn’t understand:#i don’t give a what replaces “fuck” with “what”#”쉿“ pronounce shwt or shwit in korean means “shhh” but it sounds like the word “shit” in english #cause we don’t give a fu…is from skz topline and it’s just a fade out of the word fuck #“if you seek it why owe you” is from xdinary heroes’ song freakin bad and it sounds like “F-U-C-K-Y-O-U”#kind of like britney spears’ “all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek amy” (f-u-c-k me)#“Our dish here is so bussin’” is from skz super bowl and it sounds like “Our shit so bussin” when they perform it #(prolly cause han actually says shit when they perform it lol but it’s fun)#빛means light or shining in korean and it can sound like “bitch” in english especially if it’s 빛이 #jennie uses it in solo to mean “i’m a shining solo” but it sounds like “bitch i’m a solo”#hwasa uses it in im a b to say “i’m a bitch” but it also means she’ll keep shining as herself and an idol #in cheese by skz there’s a part where they list fingers to put down (index finger middle finger etc) and it forms a thumbs up sign #however if u listen to the ad libs and include them in your finger movements it forms a middle finger sign instead #kpop #kpop polls #polls #stray kids #skz #xdinary heroes #xdh #jennie kim #blackpink #bp #hwasa #mamamoo

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thekidsare-not-alright · 3 months

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IVE BEEN WORKING ON HOMEWORK WHAT THE F UC K WAS THIS?!!?!

#FOB DOWNLOAD #FALL OUT BOY #SOMEONE EXPLAIN IM BEGGING

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hypostatic-oath · 11 months

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4.2 has officially destroyed my brain in terms of lore. Farewell, everyone, I shall join my fellow mad scholars in Aaru Village, because WHAT ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH.

If you picture someone wearing a tinfoil hat screaming incoherently while wildly gesturing and waving their arms about, you can get a pretty accurate depiction of my mental state.

Featuring: me rambling in the tags. Careful for spoilers if you choose to read them - I don't go into detail but still.

#also i discovered that I am in fact a furina kinnie #i knew already but i didn't know to which extent #also what is UP with morax. has anyone checked on morax. we should probably do that #like please spin back sir you need to talk about the dragons #he wasn't mentioned in the quest at all i just thought abt him #because in the mond quest we see venti returning the power of the anemo god to dvalin #and then in liyue zhongli straight up retired but... did he still retain his authority?#like we know he gave the gnosis away but DID HE KEEP THE GEO SOVEREIGNS POWER #zhongli stop being shady challenge #for someone who loves talking abt rex lapis he tells us surprisingly little about rex lapis #i adore him but he is sus #also CAN WE GET ARCHON VOICELINES ABOUT THE DRAGONS. PLEASE. IM BEGGING HERE.#VENTI PLS TALK ABOUT DVALIN. ZHONGLI PLS TALK ABT AZHDAHA #EI EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ELECTRO SOVEREIGN CHALLENGE #if i ask nahida to talk abt apep she'd talk 100%#nahida is the goat when it comes to intel #also THE GNOSIS LORE??? DAMN #I'm losing track of who the Descenders are. so the fourth is us #the third has had their living privileges revoked #i forgot who the first and the second were but i think they were tied to celestia?#ALSO WHERE TF IS THE TWIN #AND WHAT IS THE BATTLEPASS someone explain the battlepass to me please WHO ARE THOSE PEOPLE #also WHAT IS UP WITH CONSTELLATIONS #AND WHAT IS NEUVILLETTE'S FIRST NAME #why do i feel like neuvillette is perfectly set up for a ''what is obama's last name'' situation like #''what is neuvillette's last name'' ITS NEUVILLETTE #i need to write smth about that #also SKIRK???#she did not look like i pictured her but i'll get used to it I want to see more of her #idk if i like her yet but i want to fight her

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bonetrousledbones · 2 years

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Whats pta sans? Teacher aide sans? Parent teacher Association sans?

oh you cant do this to me

#trousled dumb #I DONT HAVE THE TIME NOR ENERGY TO EXPLAIN THAT WHOLE THING RN SOMEONE ELSE DO IT IM BEGGING #look its just. its fucking me up that someone does not know. what do you MEAN ppl weren't in the fandom when pta sans was huge #thatrs such bullshit. you are bullshitting me

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length-of-edward · 4 months

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Ok i'm like. not at all cultured or well known in fanfic and fanfic terms. what the fuck is a whump.

#fanfic #fandom #fandom culture #please im begging someone explain it to me like i'm 5

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thatoneskullgrunt · 1 year

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Pelliper Mail: Pokerus

Cool?

#grunt answers #[someone please explain im begging you /gen /lh]

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lycanpunk666 · 5 months

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How do I express that this character is not “me fr.” His actions are not “RELATEABLE”. How do I express that when I say that this character has committed atrocities, I don’t mean it in a cute or quirky or funny way. How can I express that this character is legitimately a pretty bad person and happens to also be morally complex but for the love of god his actions are meant to be UGLY goddammit

#yeah this is about David #I was trying to show him to my buddy from my comics class but how do I emphasize that he’s only joked about to be scrunkly #how am I meant to explain that he’s legitimately chaotic neutral at best and not in a quirky little chaos boy way #please for the love of god he killed someone and it wasn’t a cute girlboss moment PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU #ITS UGLY AND VISCERAL LET HIM BE UGLY AND VISCERAL #david archambeau #punk speaks

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asthevermincrawls · 1 year

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I'd rather have 1 million poorly handled depictions of sensitive topics than have even 1 person be forced to reveal their deeply personal trauma to get 'approval' to write about it. btw

#yes this is about that post I reblogged #im still furious about it #i looked up the book and it actually looks really good but it broke my heart to see the author begging people to have basic compassion and #understanding of why someone would want to write about those things #a.txt #she shouldnt have to explain very fundamental literary concepts (and talk about her own trauma!)#to people in order to not be harassed

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bludraws094 · 1 year

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ykw im bored im gonna sing tme from memory in the tags

i memorized it probably at least over a year ago, idk i have no concept of Time

#think of these thoughts as limitless light exposing closing circuitry of fright think of each moment holding this breath as death minute in #decimal resident minor how do you plead we need your testimony on the stand solomnly swear to tell the whole truth so help you son now raise #your right hand father your honor may i explain my brain has claimed its glory over me ive a good heart albeit insane condemn him to the #infirmary all mine towers crumble down the flowers gasping under rubble shrieking in the hall of lull thy genius sates a thirst for trouble #scattering sparks of thought energy deliver me and carry me away here in my kingdom i am your lord i order you to cower and pr*y nuns #commence incanting as the lightning strikes mine temples thus electrifying mine chambers wholly scorching out thine sovereignty so spiraling #down thy majesty i beg of thee have mercy on me i was just a boy you see i plead of thee have sympathy for me see how the serfs work the #ground (see how they fall) and they give it all theyve got and they give it all theyve got and you give it all youve got till youre down #[HAHAHAHA] see how the brain plays around and you fall inside a hole you couldnt see and you fall inside a hole inside a someone help me #understand whats going on inside my mind doctor i cant tell if im not me when it grows bright the particles start to marvel having made it #through the night never they ponder whether electric calming if you look at it right #i may have fucked up the ‘‘so spiraling down thy majesty’’ part i always get the beg and plead mixed up #anyways #miracle musical #hawaii part ii #hawaii part 2 #the mind electric #april fools

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