#grunt answers

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i forgot that people still like. worship arceus. why don't they worship a perfectly cooked biscuit instead

People are fuckin crazy man

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Why do you think you can hide? You're going to have to get your act together eventually.

Please im so tired i cant even fire back rn

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you are so cringe

Who's the more foolish: the fool, or the fool who follows him?

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[*Lies face-down on the ground*] I was today years old when I learned Guzma was the leader of Team Skull.

-@thetravelingymleader

You

Wh

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NOX I FUCKING WORK FOR THE GUY HOW DID YOU NOT-?

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It’s ok we all lose sometimes

I DIDNT LOSE I WENT EASY ON HIM

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would it be fucked up or what if kyogre appeared in alola

I think Alola would be fucked if Kyogre showed up

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Me and Plum are forcin’ you to go lay down 👍

-@ya-boy-guzma

but boss im finr :(

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I bite you

OW

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What’s goin’ on, Newbie?

-@ya-boy-guzma

//OOC: hesitantly coming back from my hiatus

BOSS THEY FUCKIN FOUND ME. my shitty family knows where i am now and they were already going to visit alola on a vacation in the next couple weeks and i know theyre going to try and drag me back and boss. Boss i hate to admit it but im fucking scared

[thatoneskullgrunt]

✘ Who are all your crushes and infatuations?

I hate you. I cant lie but i can at least put it under a cut.

[8/10]

Kiawe and N are moreso celebrity-ish crushes, but after interacting with them i'm considering otherwise.

I have a bit of a thing for Sig. I dunno, he seems cool... Please dont let him find out. I dont want to make him uncomfortable.

There's Leo, one of Scoundrel's roommates. He's cute.

There's no one else I can immediately think of. Unless Raihan counts, but that's also a celebrity crush.

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who needs anon hate when you could have anon SCIENCE!!!!!!!

where do you fall on this chart.

//i can't post images on anon. shhh.

forget the alignment what the fuck is a chip butty

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Hi I do free surgeries it is my hobby. Do you want a free surgery

Wh. What

I told rotomblr to give your body top surgery

WHY

Because having to bind all the time sucks? How have you not broken a rib yet

No i mean why would you tell ROTOMBLR????

Do you have medical insurance or a contract with team rocket?

.........

Point proven.

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Squeakman.

take that to Neo, he's the squeaky one around here.

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GRUNT YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW HARD I AM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF-

LIKE, CONGRATS DUDE BUT ALSO PFFT

- @redparatroopaofbowerskingdom

AS IF YOU COULD DO ANY BETTER!! I DIDNT EVEN NEED TO BUST OUT MY BEST LINE, THAT'S HOW MUCH RIZZ I HAVE

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Arceus loves everyone 😌😌🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

dont fucking start that.

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A trial captain wouldn't be interested in a piece of shit like you anyway.

Shut up anon, youre just jealous of my endless rizz and charm.