#someone bonk him

[sennenpharaoh]

hi there, atem from NOT the m!a thread here to say...

"That's... kind of hot."

[a-neru-neru]

This is why some of they still have beaks trust me

[jevilowo]

I love dates in the tf2 lore. I love knowing exactly when stuff happened. Which makes THIS THING I JUST FOUND a BEAUTIFUL MIRACLE

You've seen this image before, but have you noticed the dates on the prison card thingies? Presumably this is written the American Way (the writers are so american they make Scout and Sniper both call their mothers "mom" despite preferring "ma" and "mum" respectively, as shown previously SEVERal times), so Spy and Scout were arrested on

The 7th of September, 1972.

We can do a lot with this information.

Mann Co was taken over by Grey and Olivia half a month before this: roughly the 23rd of August

Contrary to popular belief, most of the comics have to take place in 1973! Seeing as 6 months after late August is late February.

This also means Scout had to have been born in 1946/7. Not sure about Sniper, I have yet to overanalyse the New Zealand timeline paragraph. I'll get to it eventually.

Medic implies in comic 6 that our mercs have worked together for "at least eight years", while talking about the lore breaking Demo eyeball halloween thing. Assuming the "at least" confusion is over the 1972 Halloween they missed while not working together, the Teufort Nine were hired in 1964.

(I've almost mentally rationalised the lore breaking eyeball as a thing they do at like 4am after regular Scream Fortress shenanigans. Almost.)

Scout claims he has known Ms Pauling for six years. During the War! update, Demoman is unfamiliar with Ms Pauling (he knows she works for the administrator, but thats it), so we can assume that is the point she started working more closely with the mercs, and also 1966/7

I really need to go back to actively working on my timeline instead of passively wondering at 11pm "hey what time of year is it in the comics" and going down a rabbit hole.

Uh if you want to build off this, feel free to, but tell society twas I, the great and nobel Jevil_Owo, who first conceptualised all this.

UPDATE! This post seems to be picking up reblog steam again, so now is a good time to say I was WRONG about the mercs being hired around 1964.

This blog post from 2009 claims the WAR update took place in 1962, meaning the mercs have to have been hired in early 1962 at the latest.

Seeing as Scout would have been 15/16 in 1962, and as that's kind of the youngest one can be hired for just about anything, I'd assume it actually is 1962 they were hired. Ok thats enough I just felt it was my duty as Person Timelining to update people on this Discovery.

SECOND UPDATE!!

Okay this is lowkey blowing up again and I just wanted to add that Valve themselves are not aware of the comics taking place in 1973. Idiots! This is why "7 years later" is 1979 instead of 1980 like it should be. Sigh.

I had already figured that out from a few other things (see the timeline in my pinned post, I point it out a couple of times), but this solidified it lmao.

[angelxd-3303]

I promise I have more Mario stuff in the works, I just need to get the mouse in my brain to stop squealing about Nimona for five minutes.

[triple-pupil]

So this lovely video has convinced me that Elizabeth, Indeed, isn't a pampered brat.

She went through abuse and neglect just as much as her siblings.

The detail of her voice suggesting how she fears talking up to her father breaks me and I love it.

[ghoulspaw]

Haku: >:(

Me: *giggling twirling hair kicking feet biting lip*

[pivsketch]

some samsons.

ngl ive had trouble nailing down what his whole deal is but i think ive finally figured it out

[fatedroses]

When you're the emperor of an entire nation and undoubtably have countless very important things to do...

...but you instead drive over to your friend's estate deep in the mountains to surprise him, just to be a normal person for a little while.

(Aka he's hiding out so he can nap in the arboretum for a couple days.)

[phonification]

guys i need your input . who do you think is gonna tell OJ, pickle and nickel the truth about the show?? (...if they come back)

[lanternlightss]

HELLO my beautiful mutual. winged ven and his fellow winds for you(and maybe for wingfic inspiration✨(?))

AAAWWWWHHHHHHH

ohh this is soo so pretty and soo so soft hello !!!!! the little twirling and dancing around him 🥺🥺 venti’s little content :3 as he curls into the winds ..!!! everyone having fun !! lifting his hair around and rustling against feathers !!! he is going to be very fluffy after this /lh windswept venti times Two !!

the gentle way the wind arcs around is just so 💕🥺, especially the one by the metal spiked part of his wing. pats and prances upon !!!! ye !!!!!!!!!

[reallilystuff]

the expendable shitpost power hour 💪🔥🔥🔥🔥 ft. post-loop doodle for whimsy and joy that MAY be spoilers depending on how close you look. so dont squint at it too hard

textpost refs below cut

[aki-machika]

oki everyone this is spoke; he’s from a Netflix series called Tokyo Override and he’s my husband :3

[seokwoosmole]

Oh Yukio they could never make me hate you.

Make me extremely angry and frustrated and fill me with the desire to reach my hands through the screen and knock some major sense into you? Maybe even occasionally feel dislike for you? Yes.

But not hate you😔

[kathyrealmstales]

If I had a nickel for every time I draw an AI character coming out of a computer, I would have two nickels... Which is not a lot but interesting it happened twice-

[bioedwinmx]

Sometimes, I forget how people view luffy with surface level information, both in the real world and in one piece. And it's just so funny

Like, my man, luffy, is a ray of sunshine and silliness. But this guy has:

Declared war against the world government (100+ countries in the world)

Mugged and beat the shit out of a lot people regardless of status since he was a child

Asaulted marine bases and kicking the shit out of them

Used people as hostages and human shields multiple times

Probably (definitely) killed multiple people (like not on purpose, he just beats them, and if they die is on them)

Broken PROVEN MURDERERS AND CRIMINALS out of prison for help.

Fought in a war against the marines with nothing but his fist and got away alive

Fought against the equivalent of the privateers (legally sanctioned pirates) and got 2 of them to switch to his side

Punched royalty multiple times and a celestial dragon for pissing him off

And like, these are neat and all. We do know the reasonable reasons behind these actions. But people inside this world just see him as a GOD DAMN LUNATIC THAT GETS AWAY WITH WAY TOO MUCH and just

LAUGHS IT OFF

People who recognize him just think

'This motherfucker destroyed enies lobby, overthrew an entire island goverment and punched a god damned celestial dragon and got away with it'

And im like "Thats my GOAT," and "so silly and whisical, please commit more crimes against the government"

One of the protagonists of all time

[narugen]

keep thinking abt hoshina and mina GOD.. (spoilers for manga and kn8 bside)

given what hoshina said about his previous division treating him like a burden/parasite just because he can’t handle firearms and specializes in his swords… how tiring must it have been to have to work with those people each mission despite having a common goal?

and how tiring must it have been to be constantly told off by his own father for wanting to continue his family’s tradition, or to be told to give up on being part of the jakdf by his own teacher -

before mina, a high ranking commander personally reached out to him, to recruit him into her team?

the fact that she didn’t see him during joint trainings and think: why bother with that? why bother with blades when bigger kaiju will appear? when she personally deals with bigger kaiju herself.

but she instead saw him and thought: he can help me, he can cover my weaknesses (mina not being able to handle a vegetable peeler is hilarious) and he’s someone i can trust

she sees potential in him, she sees how he can excel within her division, she saw hoshina and as captain - has probably heard everyone talk shit about him but she was still certain that he’d be one of her division’s greatest asset

(and even when platoon leader ebina refused to let hoshina help out, mina stood firm on her decision and her claim that hoshina would be useful. when she asked him if he could take down the big kaiju, and he could only promise saving the child within it - she believed him, took his word for it and waited until he carried out his promise.)

and now hoshina is the vice captain, putting faith in a new recruit whom most people wouldn’t have believed in… full fucking cycle..

tldr: it makes me rly fucking emotional to think about how hoshina was given a reason to continue improving with his swords after being told to give up all this time… and how mina had never once thought his abilities were useless 👍

also makes me crazy how protective he is of his position as vice captain, as the person who stands by captain ashiro’s side…