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namjooningelsewhere · 3 years ago

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His And Her Rules: 01

ღPairing: Kim Namjoon x Reader

ღGenre: Smut

ღAu: Sugar Daddy au, bdsm au.

ღRating: 18+

ღWord Count: 5.85k

ღWarning(s): Nipple play, oral male and female receiving, explicit smut, unprotected sex,profanity, Lot of dirty talk, heavy and light bondage,gagging, heavy spanking, experiments with pain, Dom-sub themes, rough sex, lot of hair pulling, bdsm themes, spitting, cum eating, breath play, temperature play, sir kink,marking, biting, dom!namjoon, crying, begging,super messy, multiple orgasms, edging, orgasm denial, squirting, degradation, name calling, very light choking, punishments in sexual forms.

ღSummary: An art exhibition brings Kim Namjoon in your life, And your blunt nature and i-dont-give-a-f&$# attitude brings you in his. You are his first sugar baby and he is your sexual awakening, Inshort his rules in the bedroom and your rules outside the bedroom.

ღA/N: @introlxv Onyx i have a big list of thankyou's for you, thanks for giving me this idea by tagging me in the namjoon video, Thankyou for making this beautiful banner for me. I literally wrote this for you, Hope you like itღ

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“Hyper-realistic isn't it?” A voice caught your attention which was solely undivided in admiring the beauty of the The Stillness of Water by Kim Tschang, You looked at the source of the voice and saw a tall man standing right beside you but eyes fixed on the painting.

“It is. Makes me think about the purpose of the painting.” He nods his head and both of you get back to admiring the painting, You trace the strokes of the brush and look at the drop which fascinates you to no end.

“Have you ever tried to understand the meaning of these paintings?”

“I think it means emptiness. Everything is empty at one point and everything returns to emptiness at some point.” The man turned towards you and gave you a bright smile.

“Namjoon.” He extends his hand and you take it with a smile.

“Y/n” The warmness and softness in his hand is quite opposite to the voice that he spoke to you earlier, You hold his hand a second longer and Namjoon makes no moment to withdraw it either.

You chat a little and start walking around the gallery, But what catches your attention more than the art itself is the man beside you and his firm hand at the low of your back. Somehow this gesture always does it for you. The way a man places his hand at the lower of your back always gets you butterflies and Not only did Namjoon place his hand on your back, But the firm grip of it told you a lot about him as a person.

You spoke at a length to Namjoon about Art, and you admired the man for the extensive knowledge and passion he had for art. Throughout the conversation you knew things for sure in the short span, Namjoon had a growing love for art and that took him places and made him wonder about so many different things in life.

“Care for some dinner?” You contemplated for a minute. He seemed like a pretty decent guy and judging by the ninety thousand dollar watch he was wearing, You could take a chance.

“Sure.”

“So Y/n what do you do apart from your love for arts?” Namjoon asked as he put on his seatbelt and he started his car and the engine roared to life.

“I am a sugar baby, but also I graduated in marketing, And i intend to make my career in it. Just networking my way so that I can make some opportunities for myself.”

“ A sugar baby and a marketing aspirant, Interesting”

“What do you do?”

“Well I am the CEO of Kim Holdings.” You just nodded casually at his statement, And Namjoon got back to driving. You could sense it in the way he was gently drumming his fingers on the steering wheel.

“Ask it.”

“How did you become a sugar baby ? Pending bills, Side income or some tragic story?”You laughed out loud at his question, Is that what people think why girls become sugar babies?

“No, Nothing of that sort. Not everybody needs to have a tragic story to get into something that brings in financial Stability, I do it because why not? I have what a sugar daddy needs, and they give me what I need. It's a mutually beneficial transaction.” Namjoon smiled his full dimple smile at your answer, And for a moment you were glad he didn't judge you like sometimes people did.

“That's nice. I like the fact that you are so open about it.”

“What have I got to lose? It's not my concern anyways if you judge me for it.”

You reached the restaurant and Namjoon quickly opened the door for you. The firm hand stayed glued to your back as he led the way to one of the fanciest restaurants of Seoul. From the little over an hour that you had spent with him, You had come to a conclusion Namjoon was a gentleman. You had been with your share of gentlemen, But something was definitely different about Namjoon. You just have to figure out what.

“So tell me a little more about this?”

“What exactly do you want to know?”

“Well you can colour me as intrigued, Genuinely i've never given this a thought, Never felt the need to but honestly something changed.”

“Well i hope it's a good thing, Not that i care if its a bad thing.- Namjoon burst out laughing again before you could finish your sentence, And you doubted for a minute if it was right to come with him for this dinner, How were you supposed to enjoy your food if you had to spend the entire time with someone who was trying to judge you. You just hoped you were wrong.

“You really dont a give a fuck, Do you?”

“If i am either way getting judged, So the least i can do is not give a fuck.” Namjoon’s laughter died down as soon as he heard your statement and his hand immediately reached out to yours. He patted your hand gently, yet firm, not leaving room for you to withdraw your hand.

“Hey, I am not judging you, okay? Who am I to judge you for what you choose to do? And I laughed because this is such a rare sight. Generally people are put off by others' thoughts when it comes to sensitive topics. It's refreshing to see that you don't give a shit about it.“

“Thank God.”

“Why are you so intrigued about this entire thing though? Looking for a sugar baby?” You smirked at Namjoon’s gasp. Maybe you had hit the nail on the head.

“Should I be honest?”

“If it's a lie, Then don't bother telling it either.”

“God damn.” Namjoon loosened a button from his shirt and your eyes stayed glued to the little silver of skin that peeked through the opening. You noticed Namjoon already smirking at your drooling.

“Like what you see?”

“Maybe yes, Maybe No.”

“Uh huh, Maybe no huh? Tell that to your eyes.” This time it was your turn to choke, He had definitely noticed. You had no idea when you met him for the first time that this would also be the kind of conversation that would change your life.

“Will you be my sugar baby?”

“What? Where is this coming from?”

“Look, I know this looks too random. Meeting a stranger in an art museum, Having dinner with him and Then getting a proposal to become his sugar baby. But trust me, I really do want you to be my sugar baby.” The waiter chose the exact moment to bring in your orders and you waited for him to leave.

“Have you done this before?”

“No, But you can be my first. You can help me along the way.”

“Why me? You can literally find anybody.”

“If I wanted a sugar baby, trust me it's an easy thing, But I've never met someone who actually put this thought in my mind.”

You hadn't even thought about anything as such with Namjoon, You were fascinated by him that was for sure, But that had everything to do with his brain. You had one sugar daddy as of now, And you were quite happy with him for the past one year. Namjoon and Sugar Daddy didn't click in your mind, But now that he had mentioned you had started giving it a thought.

You were definitely attracted to Namjoon, Six feet tall, Dimples that could kill and a physique like a greek god, Of Course you were drooling internally. But you still had your doubts and you had to get rid of them.

“Look Namjoon, I am not looking to drain out your bank account, I genuinely do appreciate your generosity but i like my man to be pampered as well, I like a man whos confident, Knows what he wants and keeps up with his appearance, enjoys travelling and would be up to do new things with me. Can you keep up with that?”

Namjoon was gaping at you the entire time, You confidently spoke out what you looked for in a man, You had no doubts about your worth, Afterall you were bringing something to the table as well. You weren't just a pretty face, You were way more than that. You could very intelligently hold a conversation with anyone. You loved Arts, You loved to read, you always kept yourself updated on what happened in the world and made an effort on your appearances. You were definitely worth every penny that your sugar daddies spent on you.

“That's pretty impressive. And yes I can definitely keep up with you on that matter. I love travelling, I like challenges, And yes i am very much upkept on appearances and i would love for a fact that i can try new things with someone.”

“Interesting.”

“So Can you tell me a little more about this Relationship?” You smiled at his genuine interest in the matter, Not very often you come across people who take interest, The majority you've met throughout these years have been some part judgemental.

“So il tell you what works for me, I cant be with someone who is just in it for the Sex I need the relationship to be intense, Sexual and i am strictly platonic in these matters but its nice to have someone who respects me, and it should feel complete, Like i wouldnt want to be in it for just money too. I am giving my time and effort here. It definitely should be worth it.”

“Well Y/n one thing you can expect from me for sure irrespective of you agreeing to this thing is i respect you, And that's the most important aspect that comes first and non-negotiable to me. I respect you and you respect me. Period.”

“Appreciate that.”

The waiter finished serving the dessert and you were surprised to find that it had been an hour, You enjoyed every minute of speaking to Namjoon, He had pretty much or very little idea of these things worked and it looked like you were explaining the basics to him but you weren't complaining in the least bit, He was genuinely interested and that was a good enough sign that he would be no less than giving his best in this relationship. If you agreed that is, But you were already so close to saying yes.

“I need you to know one thing before you take your time and decide if you want to go ahead. I would need you to break things off with your sugar daddy if you have one right now. I would want you to see me and me only. I would do the same in return though.” You nodded. Obviously you believed in this too, It made things so much easier, And you had been lucky enough to find people who were on the same page too.

“Understood.” You wanted to speak to him about so many things but Namjoon beat you to it.

“Should you agree, Then we can have my team go over your documents and then we can discuss the arrangement ahead. The finer details and the sexual aspects of it as well.”

The sexual aspect intrigued you, You were standing at the exact same place where Namjoon was a couple minutes ago. Obviously you were no rookie when it came to sex, But Namjoons words made you feel there was a lot more depth to it. Your sexual encounters were never boring, You were open to try new things, But they werent subset in any kind of definitions. Just Plain sex, Sometimes boring, Sometimes rough and sometimes just Meh.

You left the restaurant with Namjoons hand on your back, And a question what exactly was this sexual aspect that needed to be discussed in length and in detail.

Two days later, You found yourself sitting across Namjoon in his office ready to discuss the finer details of your arrangement. While Namjoon had dropped you off home that night, You had immediately spoken to your Sugar Daddy and terminated the contract. Wouldn't say terminating the contract was inexpensive, It was a good penny but you had made a lot of money over the years and one penalty was something you could definitely afford. And besides, Namjoon made this risk worth taking.

Your eyes widened at the amount of allowance Namjoon had put into the contract, This was the biggest allowance anybody had ever given you, And not to mention the brand new Porsche that Namjoon had mentioned as your sweet ride.

You had hit gold, literally everywhere. You had hit gold for a Sugar Daddy, You had hit gold for your upgraded lifestyle and most importantly you had hit gold in terms of Namjoon. Something in you screamed this was going to change your life.

Everything was pretty much decided about your arrangement, There was just one last thing that had you had yet to discuss the sexual aspect. You had never felt so much anticipation for anything. What exactly was this about?

There was something about this man, He was like an open book with the deepest mystery stories. No matter how hard you tried you still couldn't actually make sense of a lot of things he said. The man was ready to learn, Intrigued, Genuinely cared for stuff but there was still a lot of mystery to it.

“You can move in into my penthouse at Seoul Forest Trivage whenever it is convenient for you, I live ten minutes away from there.”

“Understood.”

Namjoon stood up from his chair and walked around the table and took a seat beside you. Your breath caught in your throat when you felt his firm grip on your hands. Namjoon was a puzzle, A beautiful puzzle. You had never met a man like him. Take now for an example, His hands held a firm and a rough grip on you, But his eyes? They held the most gentle expression you had ever seen. This was what was pulling you towards Namjoon and this was what had gotten you to take the risk of taking such an important decision on face value. You were either going to have the time of your life or you were going to learn a hard lesson.

You were just hoping it was the former.

“You sure about this right?”

“Yeah.” He smiled and gave you a gentle smile, But the next minute he leaned back and crossed his legs. You literally felt something coming up next and mentally prepared yourself for it unknowingly.

“So Y/n now that the logistics are pretty much clear, I want us to move onto the next important thing.’

You waited with bated breath for his next words to come, Unsure of what it was. Your mind reeled with the possibilities of the worst, What if he was a sadist? You shook your thoughts not falling into a negative headspace first.

“Do you know what BDSM or what a dominant or submissive is?” You choked on air at the mention of BDSM, You knew the dom sub dynamics as well as the most people did, Christian Gray and Anastasia Steele. That's it. What he did to her in his playroom was where your knowledge was limited.

“To be honest, No. But I've seen Fifty shades.” Namjoon literally burst out laughing, And for a second you cursed for running your mouth carelessly and now he was definitely going to make fun of it.

“Baby what christian grey did was just the surface of what BDSM is.”

“Having an entire room dedicated for his toys was just the surface?” Now you were scared, That man had an entire playroom full of weird shit toys and what not and that was just the surface? You gotta be kidding. Just how much more deeper this thing ran?

“Y/N the dynamics of a dom and a sub relationship runs much deeper than a few playthings. It's more of a headspace, Control and Consent. The tools are just the bonus that you can use to amplify the pleasure of the people involved.”

“It starts with here.” Namjoon got up from his seat and leaned towards you, his one finger reaching your side of the head, And you immediately gushed at the change in his aura suddenly.

“What i need you to do is trust me, Trust me with yourself, There is a very different pleasure baby that comes with the comfort of being guided than being pursued.”

“I–” You couldn't form coherent words at the moment, Namjoon leaning over you, His cologne flooding your senses, His words evoking a different feeling in your mind and in your body and the look in his eyes.

“I am what you call a dominant.” He whispered those words right next to your ear and you could feel his breath hot on your ears. Goosebumps decorated on your skin and you felt getting wetter and wetter every passing breath of his against your skin.

You felt a very different feeling this time, This was your first. You never had been with someone who was dominant and you were nearly illiterate on how this dynamic worked, But if you had someone like Namjoon teaching you the ropes to it, You were in it.

Now this what this relationship was going to bring you, A newness. You were teaching Namjoon the basics of Sugaring while he was on his way to become your sexual awakening. You had sex with people before and while that couldnt be called vanilla but it was far from any kind of dynamic. You were genuinely intrigued by this idea and somehow the change in your attitude namjoon had brought on by just the change in his voice and attitude, made you wonder what would happen when you actually got down to action.

“Don't worry about trying this though, We’ll go slow at first. Let me take you through it first. It's practical when you sign the dotted line.” Namjoon pushed another piece of paper towards you and when you read through it, A delicious pleasure and a small fear of giving up your control on your body ran through your spine and you decided you would go with the thrilling aspect of both.

There were a lot of terms that you didn't understand, Never heard. But you decided to go with your instinct and trust that Namjoon would take care of you, like he said it was very crucial that you trust him.

“We don't have to rush into anything Y/n, We go at your pace and with what works for you.”

“Okay.” You barely managed the words, Everything felt different, his words, His actions.

You went through the papers once again, Namjoon had given you a free reign to ask him anything that you felt you had no clue about, and he had given you the liberty of subtracting anything that you felt was out of your limit to which you were very thankful for.

The Meeting with Namjoon went successfully and you got more than you had imagined for, Signing the dotted line, You were sure you were in for a wonderful ride.

“Settle down first, And i'll see you next week. We will go through little details and explore what you like and what you don't. And then we can take it from there.” You nodded and Namjoon gave you a quick peck on your cheek and saw you off to your car.

Moving in Namjoons apartment was literally a dream come true. You were used to lavish life-sized homes but his penthouse in the Seoul Forest Trivage beat everyone of the places you've lived so far single handedly.

One week was enough for you to explore the new place you called home, Getting comfortable in there was easy, You lazed around the house for a few days before you went shopping for some new lingerie and a few new dresses, The day you were supposed to meet Namjoon was soon around the corner and the inner diva in you screamed to wrap yourself like a gift that he would love unwrapping

You dressed yourself in the little black dress that you had shopped for recently choosing the laciest lingerie you could find, You loved wearing lace, and you loved the way lace felt against your skin. But mostly the fun always lied in how wild the lace drove men mad with want. You didn't know what kind of things Namjoon was into, You hope to figure that out by the end of the night.

You were already covered in jitters by the time you were ready, Listening to the facts, Understanding them from another person’s perspective, Or even reading them were all quite different from how you would actually feel when it came to the actual deed. You were hoping to be comfortable in exploring these different things, like losing control, trusting another person with your safety and pleasure were totally new to you and this scared you and thrilled you at the same time.

Take control for an example, You were always in control in your life, You made sure you had full control on how things wanted to be, Be it in choosing your sugar daddies, choosing what you wanted and what was off limits, Be it whatever you had the reigns in your hands.

Though Namjoon had handed over the reins of the arrangement in your hands in one area, He was taking away the control in the other. The idea of being guided and not pursued like Namjoon said was fairly new and you would first handedly experience it tonight.

Your heartbeat fastens up at the sound of the door bell ringing, and you straighten yourself up and open the door, Namjoon leans on the doorway dressed in a blue dress shirt and black slacks and you take a few seconds to take in his appearance. How was this man so handsome?

“You look beautiful.” He quickly pecks your cheek and hugs you, You close the door and follow him into your house.

“You did good with the place.”

“Thank You. I'm glad you like it.” Namjoon places a bag on the couch and immediately your mind wanders off to the contents of it, You pour some wine for both of you and hand him his glass which he accepts with a smile, You could still feel the jitters in you, trying to make their way out with the way your hands trembled slightly.

“Baby you need to relax.” Namjoon quickly takes the glass out of your hand and keeps it on the table, And massages it lightly. His hands feel the same, Warm and firm and you momentarily relish the way he feels around your skin. You nod lightly and squeeze his hand lightly to assure him you were okay

You talk a little about everything, You show him around and proudly flaunt your decorating skills. You were going to call this place home for eighteen months and might as well make it according to your taste, Namjoon lightens your mood as you both speak and slowly you start getting comfortable, The jitters making an exit.

You move to the bedroom and Namjoon pulls you a little closer to him, He puts his head on your shoulder and you gasp when his hold tightening on your waist, He pulls you to the mirror giving you a clear picture of what he was doing, Your eyes stay glued to his through the mirror and Namjoon slowly traces light circles on your arm, and your breath hitches i your throat.

“Y/n i want you to understand that what we are going to have is something that is going to be safe, Consensual, and sane.” You immediately felt the shift in the energy as soon as Namjoon started explaining, There was a different undertone to his voice and that screamed command.

“Two things you will never address me with my name when we are in here, And second we need to have a safe word, Something that you will say when you want whatever is happening to stop immediately” You nodded and Namjoon turned you around, Away from facing the mirror.

“Yes Sir.” He smirked at your addressal of him.

“Good Girl. I expect you to follow my directions everytime, If you dont you get punished. Now tell me what should our safe word be?”

“Cherries.”

“Okay.” Namjoon asked you to sit on the bed, and while he went out to fetch something. You patiently waited for him to arrive and in a few moments he arrived with a silk blindfold. You widen your eyes at the blindfold, It looked majestic in shiny black colour, You had never tried a blindfold, So it made excitement run down your spine at how it would feel.

“Remember I said something about giving up control? Lets try giving up control on one of your senses. Strip and go sit on the bed.” You obeyed his instruction and stripped off your dress, Namjoons eyes turned dark when he saw the sexy lace lingerie on you, And your inner self danced a happy dance to see the effect on him.

You took your seat on the bed and Namjoon stepped in front of you to tie the blindfold, He tied it tightly on your eyes and suddenly you could hyper actively feel everything a little more.

“When we lose one of our senses, The others become hyperactive. Now go lay down” You nodded meekly, Shifted a little behind and laid down as said. You were trying to concentrate on the direction of the voice, Which still felt far away. You feel Namjoon nudge your thighs apart and settle between them. You felt his bare hot skin on you and goosebumps scattered on your skin immediately. You never wanted to see someone so bad, But you put the desire on the back seat for now.

“Tell me how it feels.” His voice and hot breath against your ears ignited a spark between your legs and you could feel wetness begin pooling. Before you could react you felt Namjoon lick a stripe on your neck and kiss it open mouthed, A loud moan left your mouth. Your mind reeled in an endless loop as Namjoon continued his kisses on your neck, The loss of vision making it even more pleasurable.

You were a moaning mess in seconds, You felt him move up from your neck and trace your clothed nipples with two of his fingers.

“You like your nipples to be played with?” Namjoon placed light kisses on your jaw and the corner of your lips and a squeak was all you could manage to pull out. You had never felt pleasure at this level that made you want Namjoon to fuck you senseless already.

“Words baby.” Namjoons stern voice sends you little bouts of fear and pleasure in your body.

“Y-yes sir.”

Namjoon's hands slowly traced behind your back and unhooked your bra. You felt his hot breath over your nipple and you wanted nothing more than to feel his mouth on you. He gently air on your nipples and that amplified it a hundred fold in your cunt. You could feel yourself getting wet like never before. Namjoon traced a finger on your nipples which were already hard enough to cut glass and you let out a strangled moan.

Your eyes tried to fly open as soon as you felt his tongue circle your left nipple, his breath fanning the wetness that his tongue was leaving behind. Any and all thoughts flew out of your brain as soon as he started massaging your breasts lightly and the only sound that could be heard in the room of you moaning like your life depended on it and the loud sucking sounds that his goddamn skilled mouth was making. The sensation of him slightly tugging on them while massaging the other and alternating between them was enough to short circuit your brain.

The sounds that he made while he sucked on your nipples and left them with a pop began to build the pleasure inside you, he pinched your nipples a little harder and that was enough to send you over the edge. You came with a loud yell and felt namjoon leave your right nipple with a pop.

You felt the aftershocks of your orgasm ripple through your body, You had never come so fast in your life and to top it off you never had a nipple orgasm. You loved getting played with your tits, But they were not played enough to have an orgasm with just them.

You could hear Namjoons heavy breaths very clearly, You could feel his boner on your inner thigh and Man he was huge. The pleasure that he was providing you with didnt let you feel how hard he was, until your orgasm faded its after effects.

“Felt good?”

“That was heaven.”

“Good, But after today you will never cum without my permission.”

“Yes sir.” He kissed your breast lightly, but all the relief was short lived as soon as you felt his fingers tug the waistband of your panties, He growled the moment he must have seen the wet mess you were making down there, He ran his fingers over your folds, and you felt his nose touch your clit.

“I'm going to make such a good sub out of you baby.” The menace in his voice sent a delicious shiver down your spine and the blindfold only added to the intensity of it. You moaned when his finger came in contact with your clit, He flicked your clit in such a manner which made you lose your breath.

His skills with his fingers made you realise how little control you had over your body, you had no control over what he was going to do. The realisation sent you over the edge for the second time and this time it was just the clit. Nobody had taken such detail into consideration when it came to orgasming through just this.

You felt yourself floating after your second orgasm, And this time you felt namjoon move away from you, You heard a light ruffling a little away from you, and you relaxed a little for the breather. But Namjoon took you by surprise again when you felt him kneel over you.

“Come on baby, open up.” You opened your mouth slightly and he nudged the head of his cock on your tongue twice, You could feel he was thick going by the heavy head, But the moment he pushed into your mouth, You realised not only he was thick the man had a length enough to tear you apart down there.

“Tap me violently twice if it's too much or if you want me to stop.” You nodded and Namjoon started off gently, giving you time to adjust to his size. You tried relaxing your jaw and breathing through your nose and slowly you got accustomed to his thick length, But soon it seemed like it wasnt even half the length that he was pushing in your mouth. The moment he felt you relax your jaw was when he started fucking your throat without warning and that got your head spinning.

The wetness in your cunt started increasing as soon as he started going at a regular pace, Not too hard and not too fast. You felt him twitch inside your mouth, There was control on how he fucked your mouth, All you could feel him was deep in your throat. He pulled out suddenly and shifted back a little and took your hands in his and wrapped your hands around his cock, and started jerking himself off grunting and uttering curses, while he was still kneeling over you.

Without a warning you felt his warm cum shoot on your lips and your chin and little dribbling down your neck. Namjoon wiped everything in a swipe and nudged your mouth open.

“Keep your tongue out baby, I don't want you wasting a single drop.” You obediently stuck your tongue out and you felt him rub all his cum over your tongue.

“Give me just one more yeah?” You tried to make sense of what he was saying, But the way he roughly nudged your thighs apart and dove straight into your cunt shut you up effectively. You let out the loudest moan you ever had when you felt two of his fingers entering you and his tongue licking your clit at the same time. You tried to place his head but NAmjoons other hand gripped both your hands in his palm and you felt black dots already cloud your black vision as you felt your third orgasm for the night explode around his tongue and his fingers.

“Shit shit shit shit shit.” was all you could manage to utter, Your head reeled from the pleasure, body exhausted from the three most intense orgasms you ever had in your life. You felt Namjoon's hands go behind your head again and this time he opened the blindfold. You took a hot minute to adjust to the dim lights in the bedroom, slowly shirtless Namjoon came into the view, He was wearing his boxers. You definitely liked the view.

Namjoon offered you some water which you gulped down, He just rubbed your back. He left for a minute and you heard the water run in the tub in your bathroom.

“Let's get you cleaned up, yeah?” Namjoon gently lifted you up bridal style and laid you in the warm water. The water felt like heaven to your skin and soon Namjoon settled behind you and massaged your shoulders and scalp lightly. The man had an insane amount of talent with his fingers.

“You enjoyed it?”

“More than anything I have ever done. And we didnt even have sex.”

“What matters is you have fun baby, And fun isn't just limited to sex. You were blindfolded the entire time, Did you like it?”

“I think I may have a thing for blindfolds now.” Namjoon laughed a little and you felt the rumble in his chest, and you laid your head back on his shoulder.

“We are going to try a lot of different things baby, Wait for it.” You blushed at the mention of a lot of different things.

Namjoon took the utmost care as he wiped you and put you to bed, cuddling you close to him. He held you close to him, patting your head lightly and running his fingers through your hair.

As you lay in his arms, You felt something change inside you which made you want to explore this side of yourself, You wanted to experiment with the pain, your limits and pleasures. You felt a strange sense of relaxation, and content. You made up your mind to explore every little detail you could in this dom/sub/sugar daddy relationship with Namjoon.

You were right, This arrangement was indeed going to change your life.

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shu-ramyeonz · 2 years ago

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@heeseongism - enhablr’s it girl: i have explain this before but the unnecessary hate for being funny AND pretty just proves that shes a celebrity atp

@jaylaxies - enhablr’s leader: yk the 4th gen leader things, i rlly dont think ur on enhablr if u dont know aria, shes honestly the ariana grande of this app ( OH SHIT I JUST REALIZED THERES ARIA IN ARIANA, praise my play on words pls ) anyways she literally is our president KEOSIDUSJ and shes so humble despite being one of the biggest blogs give this woman an award

@hee-pster - enhablr’s first love: not just cuz she was one of my first friends but she just gives off those vibes , plus her smuts are unforgettable like ur first love, also she cant be replaced ( no matter how many rebounds u try to find THERE IS ONLY ONE JAN ) shes so unique and also so mature too UGH CMON everyones ideal type srsly

@svnoohe4rts - enhablr’s sunshine: shes honestly so cute and KOSJDONS idk i love her sm , shes just super silly and easy going i feel like if she walked past me id melt into the floor, she just makes everyones day

@aminatalks - enhablr’s baby: idk dont ask me, this is a genereliazed statement but everyone honestly just loves amina cmon now, shes so precious everyone here TREASURES this woman and im ready to defend her 24/7

@end-hyphen - enhablr’s older sister: i was gonna go for enhablr’s best friend, i think that fits too - but little sister fits better because she’s always there to listen and she’s superrrrrr supportive, the no.1 hype girl honestly, she’s just super funny and chill and someone ppl feel safe w

@donghoonie-3 - enhablr’s icon: she just inspires so many people, and makes everyone day honestly, everything she says makes me laugh but also dont be distracted bcuz she has the most sexy asf hard thoughts?? then somehow shes the sweetest funniest person after?? duality indeed

@forjongseong - enhablr’s girlboss: she has NOOOOOO misses on any of her posts/comments/interactions, super interesting to talk too and also she’s so mature while also being so friendly? she’s just the type of girl id envy if i saw her cuz she has such an amazing personality and she is the sweetest person on this app, HER AND ONLY HER END OF CONVO

@thots4hee - enhablr’s angel: once again dont be fooled bcuz when she gets horny she gets WHOREEEEEENYYYYY, but aside from that she’s so funny and sweet and she talks in the most precious way i need to put her in my pocket fr

@hyunjinsr - enhablr’s happy virus : honestly she just has an adorable smile and she’s so wholesome to talk to, i feel like knowing/seeing her happy just makes me happy too and she adds sm positivity to the dashboard its INSANE how a person can make my day

@criceofpain - enhablr’s happy pill: this one is different bcuz she’s so funny to me, specially when she talks in filo and she just swears like 100x million times, she also writes smuts that make me wanna drown myself bcuz its THAT GOOD,

@vivvys - enhablr’s sassy/duality queen: i dont think ppl understand, viv is so so insanely funny, shes up there when it comes to people who have made me laugh, LIKE A LAUGH NOT JUST A “hehe thats funni” a real “BWGAHSHSKASHA” ykwim? but then i see her defend herself and her friends and speak out on what she believes in and it’s like okay she will not take y’alls disrespect, she’s also the coolest person ever, like i idolize her honestly

@jojayke - enhablr’s little brother: WE HAVENT TALKED ONCE LMFAO, but i do follow his blog and support on the sidelines thru anons, but anyway i feel like ely is just such an amazinggggggggg writer that its like seeing ur little brother grow up to be such a talented and creative person? how honestly pls step up to the mic and teach us how 🎤🎤

#GIVE UR FRIENDS TITLES #dont kill me pls #anyways take this w a grain of salt #but also dont cuz i had to wrack ny brain and why was there literally REPEATED anons copy pasting a in my inbox #shufie; talks

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theblackcubeofdarkness · 2 years ago

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I posted 1,075 times in 2022

That's 1,075 more posts than 2021!

293 posts created (27%)

782 posts reblogged (73%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@parables-for-days

@ask-msd-6678

@biggitybugs

@adventuresofcandymareinvrchat

@a-spoonful-o-generosity

I tagged 779 of my posts in 2022

Only 28% of my posts had no tags

#reblog - 260 posts

#the black cube of darkness - 143 posts

#rp - 137 posts

#ooc - 100 posts

#joke post - 92 posts

#ask blog - 90 posts

#parables for days - 46 posts

#askmsd6678 - 30 posts

#hand drawn art - 24 posts

#n1ghtw1ng scp - 22 posts

Longest Tag: 127 characters

#his d̵̼̞͍̲̅̚ȉ̶̤̝͓m̶̛̩̟̑̓ȩ̸̨̜̹̔́̕͘n̸̥̣͚͔̐̎̽͘ţ̴̯͚̀̔͠ͅi̴̧̼̺̠͌̐ǫ̸͈̭̣͒͠ṇ̶̾̕ ̸̡̰͍̬͌̑b̸̯͇̄u̶̬̟͐r̷̘̫̋̄͘͜n̴͎̖̪̫͆̕e̸̢̗̻̪̎́͊d̴̨̫̤̜͗̏͝

My Top Posts in 2022:

make the cube french

SHOOT I MADE THAT ALREADY!!! WHY DID I THINK AHEAD?

20 notes - Posted December 7, 2022

The Ask Box is Open!

This is a WOY AU RP and Ask blog ALL CROSS OVERS ARE ACCEPTED because im insane! My time zone is PST (Pacific Standard Time)

If you want to send an ask to start an RP feel free to!

Charectors:

-The Black Cube! (Character is owned by Disney)

-Phillip the Snom!

-Robby Lobster!

(If you notice that I made and inappropriate comment or action PLS LET ME KNOW!!! Im dumb alot and dont see the obvious! it would be appreciated thanks!)

(Edited: 12/6/2022 Ok here are the rules!

SOMETHING

No god-modding

Expect the cube to defy the universal laws

If you go insane due to this blog I am not legally responsible

I'm out of ideas.

Side RP Blogs

@snakefruitpolitics - Cooke Run RP account (I know I never played it before just thought id be fun)

@thewizardanon - What I use to cast spells on other blogs!

20 notes - Posted October 25, 2022

The Cube is bored

After the cube was thrown into a void he has been bored and gone through the 6 stages of grief... now he is bored

( @theblindfoldedprince has won the achievement Bore the Cube! )

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"We don't talk about that here..... "

32 notes - Posted November 16, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

A Thankful Cube Message

I'm grateful for being able to start this blog and encounter SUCH AMAZING AND NICE BLOGS THANK YOU TO ALL THE BLOGS I HAVE ENCOUNTERD AND HAVE A NICE DAY CYCLE!!!

A Thanks To (thanks for being so kind)

@ask-msd-6678 : FOR BEING SUPER KIND AND UNDERSTANDING!

@ask-red-velvet-cookie : For somehow withstanding my chaos that I cause... How? AND BEING SUPER KIND! (Seriously thank you!)

@parables-for-days : For being so nice and king despite my chaos!

@vaderssolace : For also being kind and nice despite my chaos (and for drawing me (: )

@painttasticpony : For being INCREDIBLY NICE AS WELL and including me in some of her projects!

@xabby09 : For helping me start off my blog with a promo!

@askbananapie : FOR BEING SO AMAZING TO ALL BLOGS THAT START WHAT YOU DO IS AMAZING AND SO KING ( Also banana in trouble go support him! )

@a-spoonful-o-generosity @ : Does this need any explanation? THANK YOU YOU HELPED IN SO MANY WAYS AND BEIGN SUPER KIND!

@askgermanv1nce : For being Probably one of the nicest people on this site!

@therealcelestia : For being a funny blog!

@fractiouslemonofficial and his wife : FOR BEING SO DARN AMAZING AND KING AND ALSO BRINGING JOY INTO ARE LIVES!!!

@ask-light-rain-and-buds : For being very kind and inclusive to so many blogs.

@watchdogsworld : for helping me learn the rope of the jungle of tumblr (and being very kind)

And Since I'm getting al little tired here's a quick list of blogs that I am also thankful for but without the repetitive dialogue from my part!

@adventuresofcandymareinvrchat , @nox-lunarwing , @a-bunch-of-small-aliens , @asktwilighteclipse , @katsuko-rp-blog , @her-faithfulstudent , @rainbow-dash-the-ultimate , @askdrunktwilight , @wanderfan2000 , @janetthecrazyplanet , @thelittlestflyingdoe @askthoughtformfluttershy , @n1ghtw1ng-scp , @asktwilighteclipse (probably going to add more today)

THERE ARE SO MANY OTHERS I WANT TO THANK AS WELL SO HERES A BIG THANK YOU TO EVERY SINGLE BLOG I HAVE ENCOUNTERED ON THIS WONDERFULL SITE SO THANK YOU YET AGAIN! (my fourth update wow im forgetting A LOT of stuff)

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Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review

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stylesthebrave · 3 years ago

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Annual Writing Self-Evaluation

thank you to Miia @larrydoinglaundry and Stef @solvetheminourdreams for tagging me ❤️ I finally finished writing the scene i told myself I’d get done today, so here we are :)

1. Number of stories posted to AO3: 5

2. Word count posted for the year: 148,875

3. Fandoms I wrote for: One Direction ;)

4. Pairings: Harry Styles/ Louis Tomlinson

5. Stories with the most:

-Kudos: never doubt i love

-Bookmarks: never doubt i love

-Comments: never doubt i love

More under the cut <3

6. Work I’m most proud of (and why):

the stars are smiling, definitely. Because I struggled with it so much and had to ask for an extension for the fest and it took a lot of time and rewriting to get it to where it is. But I did it, somehow, and I love how it turned out, and the love I’ve received for it has been unexplainable.

7. Work I’m least proud of (and why):

Uhmm… maybe… I dont knowww. I cant choose a least favorite okok. Probably falling in love (with you).

8. Share or describe a favorite review you received:

ooh. this is a hard one.

is it bad to say anyone who has ever said that one of my fics made them cry? idk, I just feel like it takes depth to make someone cry, especially with fanfic, so I always take that as a compliment.

I also vividly remember this being the very first long-ish comment that I ever got, so this one might not be a favorite but it meant a lot to me this year:

Ahhhh where do I start? There are so many things I loved about this fic. I love the pace, the setting and the characters. I loved the way HL complemented each other but yet they fit in. I loved the lil Ziam side plot and I loved the way you presented H's marriage. This is such a good fic. It's got everything I love: teacher Louis, footie Louis, good family and friends dynamic, a good back story, solid arguments and just the perfect amount of angst. It's like you read my mind or something.

Loved it so much! Can't wait to read more from you.

9. A time when writing was really, really hard:

oof. you mean other than all of the time?

This summer, I think. I was really busy over the summer which wasn’t really a bad thing but it did limit the time I had to write which wasn’t fun.

10. A scene or character you wrote that surprised you:

I definitely didn’t expect to write a vampire fic this year. So... the entirety of Thrill You Tonight, lmao.

11. A favorite excerpt from your writing:

Ooh.

I actually still really like the scene in the summary of NDIL, but since the summary is the end of this scene, I’ll give you the part right before it:

“Can I ask you something?”

Harry moves closer. “Anything.”

“How - um,” Louis stops, taking a breath and composing himself for second. “How were you so sure? Like, after the… the divorce, how were you sure that you might want to see someone again?” Harry tenses as Louis adds, “Why aren’t you scared that it’ll end the same way?”

The ringing in Louis’ ears returns as Harry’s chest rises and falls with slow breaths, clearly trying to think of something to say. His own fists are clenching and releasing in anticipation, and the longer the silence goes on, the more anxious he becomes, unable to focus on anything other than the man in front of him.

When Harry finally responds, Louis’ breath noticeably hitches.

“I am scared,” Harry says calmly. “For sure. Relationships are… you’re right, they’re scary. Love is scary.” He takes a deep breath. “It’s dangerous. Risky. But… it’s brave, and it’s life. That’s what makes us human. We just have to trust that things might turn out okay, and if they don’t, then we have the power to pick ourselves back up again.” He swallows, fiddling with the hem of his jumper, and his voice is strangled when he says, “And I know that this time, it’ll be on my timetable, and that I’m not going to let anyone tell me how to live my life. You know who made me realize that?”

Louis stops breathing when he whispers, “Me?” and Harry nods to confirm, humming. “Does that mean…” he starts, pausing to rephrase. “Are you saying I’m not human? Because I’ve never trusted that things might be okay?”

“No,” Harry answers definitively. “I’m saying that you’re afraid of living. Life isn’t life without the good moments and the bad moments. If you’re always running away from the bad moments, then you aren’t living.”

12. How did you grow as a writer this year:

Hm. I think this year I learned how to have more patience with myself. I learned that the best work doesn’t always come in the first draft and that reworking characters and rewriting scenes does not mean that my writing isn’t good or that the finished product will be as messy.

13. How do you hope to grow next year:

I…. Hope I continue to write all year long. That isn’t really “growing” but there were definitely times this year where i went months without writing, and i could tell that it took a toll on my overall creativity.

14. Who has been your greatest positive influence this year as a writer (could be another writer or beta or cheerleader or muse etc etc):

All the friends I’ve made! I cannot possibly choose one, but @larrydoinglaundry has been the best person ever to talk to, both inside and outside of fandom and fanfic❤️ And of course @princelyharry who always inspires me to keep writing. Crazy to think I met both of you this year, and pixie only a couple months ago.

15. Anything from your real life show up in your writing this year:

Gonna steal stef’s answer for this one:

hahahahah

16. Any new wisdom you can share with other writers?

This is not really wisdom but it is something that Miia and I talked about a lot this year:

just write! This is fanfiction; it doesn’t need to be perfect! I know it can be hard to go easy on ourselves but once in a while I think everyone could use the reminder that we do this in our free time, for free, for ourselves to have a creative outlet. Write good things, write bad things, write short things and long things, write whatever the fuck you want because at the end of that day, it’s for you and no one else.

17. Any projects you’re looking forward to starting (or finishing) in the new year:

Ofc Pixie and I’s two fics, a Valentine’s Day fic (or two) and some other fun things that I’ll keep a secret for now ;)

18. Tag someone who’s answers you’d like to read:

Have no clue who has done this and who hasnt but I love reading these so:

@princelyharry @neondiamond @larry-hiatus @dontworrylouis @hershelsue @beelou @narrylover @pirouettefrappelatte @thebreadvansstuff @parmahamlarrie @cowboylarries @greenblueish @larryyouknow

#this was fun!#writing things #fic things #tag games #cait says things #annual writing self evaluation

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unmanageable-day · 4 years ago

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"Siblings? with Haechan? ...no, not him. never."

Summary. Doyoung and Haechan are the definition of frenemies at its best. Everyone knows Haechan would be the last person Doyoung would ever want as younger brother. But, you know you always have to be careful of what you wish for.

Genre. boyfriend!Doyoung / pure fluff 🌼 - fully inspired by the dynamic of Doyoung and Haechan

a/n: repost because previously the tags didn’t work *sigh* and somehow some of the tags worked??? honestly i dont get how these things work *sigh again*

Everyone knew Doyoung wanted to get married at a quite young age. That's why whenever he was set up for a blind date, there was one question he would always ask, "what do you think about marriage?" or "would it be okay to get married if the dating relationship is less than 6 months?". Usually he would get responses like "I don't think I'm ready to start my own family", "but there are many things I haven't achieved, I want to live my dream life a little bit longer before I become someone's wife", and "I don't think married life is for me, at least for now".

Of all girls he had met, you were the only one who was being cool about marriage. "I mean, why not? If things are going well for both of us, then why not? I mean, we should know it better at least by the third month we're dating, whether we could work on that, right?"

He was glad that he found someone who also thought that there was no point of dating for too long.

"Y/N, I think I'm ready to meet your family," he said once after you celebrated your 100th day.

"Wow, really?" Your eyes lit up. "But my parents live in the countryside. Let's wait for holiday season so we could take a longer break, visit them, and stayed there for couple days. Or we could visit your parents first, since they live closer to the city."

"Oh, okay." He flashed a wide grin. "I think you mentioned you have a younger brother. Does he live in the city?"

"Oh, yes, he does. He lives in a shared apartment with his friends. I think their place is not far from yours."

"Let's invite him for a dinner at my place," Doyoung excitedly said. "Do you think I'm okay? Do you think he'll like me?"

Your lips pursed into a smile, which slowly was getting wider and looked a bit mischievous. But in Doyoung's eyes, that smile suit your Bambi eyes and it just made you look more adorable to him. "Of course, he'll love you," you said confidently.

"Really?"

You cheerfully nodded. "Oh, let's just book a table in a restaurant. I'm afraid he will bring his friends along with him. They're somewhat inseparable."

"It's fine. I'm happy to cook for them." He pulled you into a quick hug.

— 🌼 —

Doyoung was determined to impress your brother to ensure him that he was the perfect soulmate for you. He thought you would come early to help him cook. But you just texted him saying you were running late, and probably your brother would come first since you already informed the address.

When Doyoung was unloading his groceries, the bell rang and it startled him. Isn't it too early for Y/N's brother to arrive? he thought to himself. He didn't bother to see the intercom what kind of person was coming. So when he opened the door, he was surprised to have two youngsters.

"Haechan? Renjun? What are you doing here?"

Both boys flashed him an innocent smile. "I'm waiting for someone to meet around this area. Can we stay here for a while? I promise we won't disturb you," Haechan responded, blinking his doe eyes.

Doyoung shook his head, his arms gesturing an X to his younger friends. "I'm having guests."

"I know. We won't stay for long. Or, while waiting, I could help you cook?" Haechan tried to bargain.

"You will?" Doyoung looked at him judgingly. When Haechan was unusually nice to him, there must be something off. The last time Haechan treated him a full course meal was an attempt to distract him from being outrageous because the younger one lost a hoodie that Doyoung often wore, despite he said it was not his favorite one.

Haechan chuckled. "Of course, I will."

Once in a while, Doyoung threw a sharp gaze at both Haechan and Renjun to see if these two were playing around. Renjun was quietly chopping some fruits to be blended later. Meanwhile Haechan already started cooking kimchi fried rice, and eventually got himself a light scolding from the house owner.

"Haechan, you added too much sugar! You're ruining the signature dish of this house." If only Doyoung wasn't prepping bulgogi sauce and egg roll at the same time, he would have put and sit Haechan in the living room doing nothing instead of invading his kitchen. Since now he was running out of time, he didn't really have much options to get everything done on time.

"Hyung, it will taste good. Trust me," he cheered.

Just in time, the bell rang again. Doyoung saw your figure from the intercom and rushed to the front door to greet you. "Y/N, my friends are here and help me cook. But I promise they will leave after this. By the way, is your brother on his way here?"

You smiled widely at him as you stepped in, not answering his question. Instead you took the lead, heading to the kitchen with Doyoung by your side.

"Oh. Noona, hi." Renjun was the first to casually greet you as he got up from his seat in the dining area. Doyoung was confused at this point.

"Noona, you're here? You're late," Haechan said without even looking at you. He was busy cutting some dried seaweed. At this point, Doyoung almost dropped his jaw.

"'Noona'? Did you two just say 'noona'? You guys know her?" Doyoung glared at the youngest duo. It hit him as he quickly caught the hints. Now he wished what he feared the most won't come true.

Haechan approached the dining area with a pan of kimchi fried rice, smiling proudly. "She is my sister. Haven't you noticed our similarities?" He grinned cheekily.

"WHAT?"

"Haechan is surprisingly very cool about his sister going out with Doyoung hyung. If it were me, I would never let my sister meet Doyoung hyung," Renjun commented, suggesting he already knew that Haechan was the guest Doyoung had been expecting.

"First of all, shut the fuck up, it's none of your business," Doyoung quietly snapped. He keeped squinting his eyes as he spoke. "And second, dude, I have no idea Y/N is Haechan's sister."

You silently stared at him. "Are you saying if you knew, we wouldn't have been..." you paused, one eyebrow raised, pointing at him and yourself, gesturing there was something going on between you and him, "this... whatever we are now?"

Doyoung was caught off guard.

"Are you saying you regret 'us'?" you asked again, a bit more dramatically this time.

You looked so serious Doyoung started to panic. "No, that's not what I mean..."

Seeing Doyoung being all flustered, you burst into loud laughter, making him even more overwhelmed and frozen in his place. "I'm joking!" Still giggling, you approached Doyoung and wrapped your arms around his slender waist. "Are you surprised to know I'm Haechan's sister?" you asked excitedly, raising your head to look at the dear boyfriend in the eyes.

He wordlessly looked back at you. A short half-hearted laugh in disbelief escaped his lips. Meanwhile your smile just got even wider. Before he spoke a word, Haechan clung on to him too and hugged the older guy by his neck. The youngest even peppered him with light pecks.

"Aww.. Doyoung hyung, congratulations, now you're stuck with Haechan and the female version of Haechan," Renjun cooed again. "I can't wait the day Hyung and Noona getting married and becoming real siblings with Haechan."

Doyoung was thrilled and got goosebumps at that thought. As much as he was happy imagining his future life with you, he needed to prepare his mental to be Haechan's brother in law.

#nct imagines #nct fluff #nct scenarios #nct au #nct drabbles #nct doyoung #doyoung imagines #doyoung fluff #nct haechan #haechan imagines #haechan fluff #nct 127 imagines #nct dream imagines #nct soft hours #post by yourblinkies

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hela-avenger · 4 years ago

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poison & wine- part 32

Author: hela-avenger

Word Count: 1482

Summary: Prince Loki of Asgard is in need of a date to take back home. That’s where you come in with a task of your own to make the whole trip with an insufferable prince worth it. Too bad that things don’t always go as planned and you end up giving more than you can take. Fake-Dating AU.

A/N: Thanks for your comments, everyone! The last update certainly brought the drama and I know I broke some hearts but it will be resolved! I promise! Only three parts left! With some bonus scenes too!

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Loki had told you to leave. In fact, he yelled at you to leave. As if you had been a hindrance to him and perhaps you are for having convinced him to continue with the lie to this exact point.

You’re stupid.

Incredibly stupid to have thought that this could ever work.

Loki did not love you. Maybe he cared, but he did not love you. You mistook his friendliness for love and now you were suffering the consequences.

You’re humiliated and worst of all you’re alone in a random hallway of the palace far away from the home that you know and love. A home that hadn’t made you suffer like your time spent in Asgard.

Yes, you’re a half-breed, a demi-god, a girl split between two realms.

You’re also an orphan. A traveler with no sense of direction. A flower with no roots.

Most importantly, you’re a heartbroken fool who thought that a royal prince could ever find you worthy of his love.

You didn’t know where to go. You don’t know where you were meant to go. You were too focused on trying to keep the tears at bay to formulate a plan at the moment. All you desired at the moment was to leave this realm once and for all and forget everything that’s happened here.

So why not? Why not leave the realm once and for all? It was what Loki desired just a day ago and for good reason. He had tried to spare you the heartbreak and you had still asked for it.

You pick up your silk skirt once again and start to run.

You somehow manage to find yourself back at the royal stables but any luck you had, which was not much to begin with in the first place, is all gone as the Lady Sif looks up at you in clear surprise.

“What are you doing here?” you ask. “Shouldn’t you be at the celebration like everyone else?”

“Someone has to keep guard,” she answers before glancing at your gown. “What’s your excuse? Isn’t it for your honor?”

You don’t know how to respond. You may be upset but you weren’t ready to let all your feelings out to the first person you found. Especially to someone who showed her clear distaste to the man you loved.

“I had to get out of there,” you answer. “I just… It’s not what it turned out to be.”

“So you came to the stables?” she asks, confused.

Your impromptu plan was falling apart all because of a nosy knight.

“Look, I just came for a ride so if you don’t mind…”

You try to move past her but she’s quick to catch your arm.

“You’re very upset,” she notes. “What did Loki do?”

“Why do you think he had something to do with this?”

“Because I know him.”

“Well, it’s clear that you don’t,” you argue. “He… He did nothing. This was all me.”

You let out a sigh knowing you wouldn’t get anywhere without revealing the truth.

“I fell in love with him, and he didn’t,” you confess. “My heartbreak is my own to blame.”

Surprisingly, Sif relents and lets you go.

“I understand,” she whispers. “The princes have a certain allure, don’t they?”

It takes you a second to realize who she’s referring to.

“Oh,” you answer. “You and…”

“Yes, and we don’t have to speak about it,” Sif remarks sharply before softening. “I’m sure you don’t.”

“I don’t,” you agree. “But I love him and he doesn’t which is why I can’t be here anymore. I have to get out of here.”

“So where do you wish to go?” Sif asks as she pulls her horse out of the stable. “I’ll take you.”

“The Bifrost,” you state ignoring her obvious surprise. “I wish to go home.”

The moment you left the royal hall, Loki turned to his enraged father. He did not dare to offer an explanation until you were far enough away from the scene. Loki hated himself for having to raise his voice at you but it was better than the alternative. You didn’t deserve to be caught in the aftermath of his lie. You didn’t deserve to be hated by Asgard and incur Odin’s wrath because of him.

“Tell the musicians to start,” Loki orders the nearby servant as he hands the case holding the apple for him to take. “And keep the guests away from the throne room.”

With that order done, Loki turns to his silent and angry Odin.

“My father and I wish to discuss in private.”

Odin refrains from snapping at him as Frigga comes into his vision. Just a gentle touch from his wife seems to bring him back from the brink of disaster and allows for Odin to be led into the nearby throne room without uttering a word.

“Now, son,” Frigga begins calmly. “Please explain to us why you’ve caused such disruption on a day like this?”

Loki looked between his mother and Odin unsure of how to speak the truth he had evaded and ignored for so long.

“I lied,” Loki states simply. “I’ve been lying to you this whole time. The courtship and now this engagement…”

Loki pauses and looks at Odin with a sigh.

“You were right,” he whispers. “I made a deal with her to fake a courtship with me and she accepted.”

He can’t help but laugh now, bitterly. It drove him mad trying to figure out when things had suddenly gone wrong. At what moment were fake emotions became real and true.

“And now… Now, things have become such a mess,” Loki exhales as his dark humor fades away. “Such a mess and I have no idea how to fix it because I love her. I love her with my entire being and she doesn’t even know. She doesn’t know that I would follow her till the end of the universe if it meant I could be by her side always.”

Loki turns away from them, his hands shaking, and he doesn’t know why he's confessed more than he had to.

“I love her,” Loki whispers. “And because I love her, I couldn’t force her to take a bite from the Apple of Idunn. She already detests time for having taken her away from her family, a home, and… love. How could I let her take a bite of that apple when it is the last thing she wishes for herself?”

“It was not your decision to make…”

Loki is surprised by this calm response from Odin prompting him to turn around to finally face him. His father’s wrath was gone, replaced by gentle understanding. As if the patient wisdom that Odin’s always described with finally made itself known in Loki’s presence.

“The gift I offered was for the Lady Y/N,” Odin continues. “She should have been the one to accept or reject it, not you.”

Loki opens his mouth to argue but Odin raises his hand to stop him before he could even utter a word.

“No, no, it’s time for you to listen to me now,” Odin interrupts him. “I’ve known all along the game you were playing, Loki. The timing of it all was too convenient to be true, but the lies and stories you wove to explain it all were convincing. They were convincing because in brief moments of clarity you two were speaking the utmost truth about the way you perceived and felt for each other.”

Odin glances over to Frigga who offers him a small smile.

“When I spoke to Lady Y/N after the incident of your tournament match, a tactic I hoped to unveil the trickery you were pulling, she met me strong and unafraid. She further revealed the loyalty and trust she held for you as she defended you quite strongly.”

“I already know this,” Loki tells him.

“I know you do, but what you don’t know is what she told me afterward.”

Loki waits for Odin to tell him but the Allfather remains silent.

“What? What did she tell you?”

“That, my son, is something you will have to hear from her,” Odin answers with a hidden smile. “I have spoken more than enough on her behalf. I believe it is time you have an audience with her. Tell her how you feel and allow her to do the same.”

Loki doesn’t trust Odin’s genuineness in the situation but a glance to his mother reveals that he should as Frigga nods for him to go.

“We will make excuses for you and Y/N’s absence in the hall,” Frigga tells him. “Go after her!”

Loki doesn’t need to be told twice as he quickly runs out of the throne room in search of you. There were many places you could be hiding in, but Loki doesn’t get the chance to look at any of them as a flashing of lights on the horizon catches his attention.

The Bifrost.

You were already gone.

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bow-wow-wark-wark · 3 years ago

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Hiii happy 4th hypmic anniversary, I know it's been like 3 days since the actual anniversary but *shrugs* anyways I wanted to answer the questions from this post to celebrate!! (This is going to be a long post lol, this just brings a ramble instinct in me)

1. How and when did you get into HyplMic?

I got into hypmic during the end of September/ start of October of last year, it feels like a lot of time and very little at the same time lol... so many people in the fandom have liked this for super long!! I got into it bc of someone I followed on twitter, they would talk about it sometimes and I was getting a bit sick of the music I listened too so I thought "why not expand my music taste?" Little that I know It was going to become the only thing I listened too lol. I also saw this like "a hypmic characther once said" video and I thought it was soooo funny I just had to get into it. I'm honestly surprised hypmic started in 2017 bc I was going through a god awful musical phase and knowing I could have liked it earlier in life amuses me (tho back then I thought anime was silly so it wouldn'thave happened either).

2. First impressions of the characters? Who stuck out the most?

(Another long one soz) I'm going to do most of them btw.

Buster bros: ichiro was the 1st chara I knew before I got into it, for a bit I had him mixed up with jyushi tho lmao. Tbh I didnt have a very strong opinion on him, I wasn't super into BB at the start 😅 same with jiro, I liked him the most, thought he was really cute. At the start I disliked saburo a bit lol, like he was just soooo mean and I didn't like that, also I wasnt a huge fan of new star at the start so I didnt like him bc of that either.

MTC: I had to fight a lot to openly like mtc, I felt a bit bad liking them at the start bc they're all like criminals and stuff lol. I have to be honest I think that at the start I didnt think about them like at all... the strongest impression here was Rio, he was my favorite also I thought jyuto was hilarious bc of the start of bayside smoking blues, I really liked his voice too.

Fling posse: ok so the moment I saw Ramuda I was like "this guy is evil as balls isnt he?" I was pretty right lol, I thought he was a child like saburo at the start bc hes so small, man fooled me there. I liked dice the most at the start, my 1st fanart is of him lol. I didnt have very strong opinions on Gentaro, I was surprised to find out his VA also voiced yamaguchi since I was a haikyuu fan if anything.

Matenro: Lol matenro was my favorite (still is), idk what was it but I saw all of them and I was like: great :D I dont remeber specific impressions tho.... It was almost like love at first sight lol. I remeber I really liked the fact that both hifumi and doppo had tips, I thought it was super cool.

BAT: ok so I also knew who kuuko was before I got into hypmic my actual actual 1st fanart was of him (I did it before I even knew what hypmic was like at all). I really liked him, I remember listening to gyara bam and being like "this guy rules so much", I really liked jyushi, as mentioned before I had him mixed with ichiro (they look nothing a like I dont even know how) I was super shocked to find out he was also a teen lol I was pretty happy. Not gonna lie I had no idea who hitoya was at the start (rip) I knew kuuko I knew jyushi but I didnt know him, I dont remeber being very big on him till like the dramas and getting more into hypmic bc before nothing nada.

Dotsuhon: lol I slept on dotsuhon for the looongest time, I literally only liked sasara, rosho and rei were just really there for me. Sasara was my favorite bc I loved his voice and tragic transitor gace me unrivaled latino vibes so he felt very close to me in a sense. I thought rei was a scumbag the moment I laid eyes on him.

3. Who was the first character you liked?

My 1st favorites before I found out about bat and dotsuhon where jiro and hifumi!! I really liked their voices and like over all attitude and stuff.

4. Which was the first Division you liked?

My favorite was matenro, they were just so cute and I liked how they were pretty chill and just had fun most of the time. Like how they tried looking all edgy and intimidating but they were all nice guys lol.

5. How have your favorites changed?

Not much lol my favorite is still hifumi tho know I have jyushi and Otome if were ranking on like top 3. I love all the charas now tho!!! Lol these are just my bigger ones. Division wise now my favorite is mtc, followed by bat I'm still a matenro stan tho!! All divisions have done some big growing on me so I love all of them anyways.

6. What was the first song you listened to?

The 1st song I listened to was battle anthem, I was super convinced it was the 1st hypmic song so I was surprised to hear it was division rap battle lol.

7. What's your favorite solo song?

Ghhhh this is so hard to choose... I actually like basically every single hypmic song.... if we're talking only 1t set that's easier to choose. Um that would be sensenfukoku, drops and champagne gold, I like all the mtc ones so I cant choose. Second set every single one is amazing so I cant choose either, tho at the start I disliked most of them somehow...

8. What's your favorite group song?

Ok at 1st i thought it was like an all division song but I just read it and it's just group song in general.... I love all of them but one of my biggest comfort songs is papillion so I'll say papillion. If were talking all stars songs that's easier tho: in no particular order its hoodstar (just heard the + ver and it slapped), survival of the illest+, glory or dust and hang out.

9. Which songs do you think are slept on?

Mmmmm I personally have no idea which songs people like more in general but I have seen a bunch of "my favorite hypmic moments" videos so I'll base it on that. I'll personally say any mtc song lol, in those videos theres always a surprising lack of mtc so yeah.

10. Do your favorite songs come from your favorite Division?

Yes, tho it's really no problem bc I like all songs😅

11. Objectively, who do you think is the best rapper?

I had never heard a lot of rapping till hypmic so I have no idea what good rapping is lol... I personally thinks everyone does a good job, I guess someone else can school me on that.

12. Which composers for HypMic do you listen to?

None... I honestly dont like know who composes which song.... I know very little about music and I dont look into it so I cant answer this one either.

13. If you had to get someone into HypMic with one song what would it be?

Oh :0 well I'm not very sure but if anything I think the way to go would be an all stars song bc you can get the feel of each division pretty good, then if they like that introduce them to other stuff. Of course this all depends on the person lol... my brother really likes strong songs so to him battle anthem was a good hook up... I quite personally would go for survival of the illest bc it has a good feel of the divisions and it's very silly which is a series staple.

14. Do you play ARB? Drop your friend code for people reading!

Nooooo I dont 🤧😢 I really want to but I dont think I would have space on my phone, besides idk how to download it, if you have to pay for it I dont have money and if it's only in japanese I'm learning at snails speed so I wouldnt understand it *cries a little* I have seen certain events tho, I find it funny.

15. What events are you hoping to see? What character combos do you hope will show up together?

Mmmm idk I have a post about but I'll love to see a sasara jakurai interaction, I'm pretty sure one has already happened but I want this funny man to interact with jakurai more. Some people mentioned that they would like to see more interactions between kuuko and samatoki and I agree, wheres that side of the mad comic dialogue line up? I'll also like to see hitoya and samatoki bc they're both into vintage stuff ish, like fashion wise so I think it would be interesting to see. Last I want a jyushi/jiro interaction idk of there's any but there needs to be I need them to interact!!! Or maybe saburo jyushi that would also be interesting.

16. Are you into any ships?

Yes!!! I'm a little shy talking about ships not going to lie so I don't talk about it too much lol. I like samajyu a normal amount, I also like ichikuu, jiroshi, hifudo and hitojaku. I like a lot of other ships too tho, like ot3 mtc is good so is fling posse tho my favorite is ramugen. Hypmic has a bunch of cute ships so it's hard not to enjoy most.

17. Do you have a yume/self-ships? Platonic or romantic.

Not really lol, I have considered reading self insert before but I always feel a bit embarrassed. If you do you're super poggers tho.

Ok I'll keep answering in another post bc this is getting super long and the next question is one I want to say a lot about again. Umm if you happen to see this and want to answer them too fell free to!! You can tag me if you want as well, I love seeing others opinions about like hypmic and stuff so feel free too. If you want to comment on something I said you're free to do so as well

#this is so long #km not sorry tho 😈#ok maybe a bit #this questions really bring that animal instinct in me lol #brains is being replaced by hypmic sorry #im not tagging bc #long post #ramble post #you can block the ramble tag if you dont want to see this lol #also if theres mispelling in this ignore it #i cant spell or read #this really is so long im so sorry.... ill make sure to cut the next one earlier if it gets too long

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I can see what you're saying; from the blk side of it there's just as much frustration too.

People were comparing the visibility that BLM got to SAH (and other movements and problems too; this definitely wasn't just SAH) while ignoring the fact the BLM was around for nearly a decade before 2020 (with many, many protests under it's belt) and the fact that it was the riots the drew people's attention. Hell, rappers have been talking about police brutality in music pretty consistently since the 90s (and before that too) and sportsmen too. But, with activism the more visibility it gets the more it puts the blk community and people in danger.

In a previous protest (years ago about a blk man who got shot; don't even remember which one) there were blk activists speaking out and I remember seeing comments asking people to keep a careful eye on them in case they die under 'sudden circumstances' (after the Civil Rights Movement all major activists were murdered over time; the FBI admitted later it was involved in some way with all of their deaths and the blk community was severely targeted for 'stirring the pot' so to speak). So there's lots of fear and trauma there I think other PoC don't really realize when it comes to activism for the blk community.

Activism is kinda seen like a life or death kind of thing; something you do if you have the strength. So when people from other movements demand or attempt to guilt trip BLM and the Blk community (because out of all the movements and protests only BLM was explicitly targeted) for more attention for their movements while simultaneously recognizing many of their own community haven't even been speaking out and putting work into it while also having anti-blackness in there too and scorning BLM for it's visibility.....well, it tends to piss a lot of Blk people off tbh. Especially since so many tagged all this under BLM which means it was under the tag meant for the Blk community.

Also, don't get discouraged about the vitriol and hate comments. BLM tag got them too (that'll happen any time anyone speaks up anyway). As a matter of fact I think it might be the same person/people. Because Blk bloggers got nearly the same comments.

-Same anon from before.

This really puts a lot in perspective, I wanna really thank you for your patient explanation! There's so much history behind not just the movements but also the people themseves that I and a lot of other peopel black, asian, white etc really dont know about each other but also ourselves? The "Stop Asian Hate" tag had a lot of history on racism against asians and how it's perpetuated everywhere in society that I never knew about. I followed the blm tag (and the movement itself too ofc) but i'd only seen the pure racist reaction from white people but I realise when other people start demanding your activism for their own shit that gets real bored real soon.

There is so much history and so many frustrations in general between different minority groups that it's really not as easy as saying "we should all work together" and it makes it easier for racists and white dickheads to come and disrupt everything we're working toward making us dump all our frustrations on each other.

You really made me understand that blck side of the story a lot more, it doesnt make other poc demanding blck activism for their own purposes or the negativity on a tag specifically for asians perpetuated by other poc or white people okay but this does make it somehow easier to not get as discouraged as I was before.

#anon #this has been one of the most productive and eye opening conversations i have ever had #i get so caught up in my emtions so quickly #and just stopping and thinking about all sides really changes a lot #the frustrations are still there but there's an understanding that wasnt there before #im really not eloquent enough to put all my thoughts on here #sah #stop asian hate #asks #blm

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popculturebuffet · 4 years ago

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The Loud House Reviews: The Cow-Pie Kid and Saved by the Spell

Welcome back Loudiacs.. I .. don’t know what the fandom calls themselves. And given I dont’ know anyone personally in the fandom and the going into the tag is like living in a living nightmare.. it’s easier to keep workshopping a name till either someone tells me or I find one that sounds right. Loudites.. there we go that didn’t take long. Point is we’re back in The Loud House, In The Loud House for the first regular coverage, i.e. when I cover a show as It comes out of the season. And I was lucky enough to actually see the episode same day this time and with a promo that at least gives me images to work with, so yeah, i’m pretty pumped. And not just because I can cross this one off because SOMEBODY has a birthday tommorow.. no not me, that was last month.

There ya go. But yeah the show’s back. I’m excited, your excited, i’m scared because nick dosen’t give a clear schedule out ahead of time so i’m left wondering when one’s going to pop up and when to get it on my schedule now I have one... it’s a good time. Seriously though Nick needs to get their scheduling in order. So i’m happy to be back, your happy to have me here, but probably not happy to have spoilers so let’s take this under the cut and we can talk about cow pies, magic, and ... how this block is weirdly almost all lincoln episodes.

The Cow-Pie Kid: Yeah.. this was the only bit from cow pie kid I could find. Tons of stuff to mine from for saved by the spell. Nothing for that one. Weird. Anyways our story opens with Lynn’s baseball team, who we’ve met before.. and include friends who have played other sports with her and that guy she had a crush on for all of five minutes because the writers kinda forgot L is for Love happened for anyone but Luna and Luann.

Okay look MOST of the love intrests introduced there were not great and while Lincoln needs one NOW, at the time he really did not as the Ronnie Anne thing had not, and still has not, been properly resolved. Still vastly prefer him with Stella and her with Sid, i’m just saying closure would be nice. Look i’m getting off topic point is one besides Sam, who was great out of the gate and not just for being gay.. though that was a lot of it, and Benny, whose objectively a really sweet kid and damn likeable. Luaggie shippers feel free to boo me, I understand.. dosen’t change my mind or the fact Poly exists to fix that. I mean why not both I ask you. Besides them, we had Chazz, a loveable chubby guy who Leni was into and worked at clothing store and knew his fashion stuff. and was charmed by her romantic gesture. He just seemd sweet and it was implied via background stuff they were still dating.. but he hasnt’ shown up since despite her working AT the mall and that being her main arc for the last two seasons.

Just why? What’s wrong with the chubby fashion boy? Why? Did they decide they had too many romance arcs.. at exactly two? I get focusing on sam, because duh, and because that was awesome.. but you’ve had 2 full seasons since then and again Leni and him now work in the same location if not the same store, which in itself is a plot. I don’t ask much from you show.. well okay I do but let me clarify I don’t ask much from you that you could actually do: I know i’m never getting my a diffrent world style spinoff with lori and bobby. I know Zach is going nowhere and i’m just going to have to get over it, I will not, but I DO know you could include chaz and just won’t. So do that at least. I will put up with several more seasons of Zach if it means this adorable love story continues. It’s even easy enough to pick up this late: they are both stupid. Work with that. Gah... coach if you’d please.

Thanks coach. Okay so one tangent later we’re back to the episode. Point is her team is loosing even though Lynn’s the captain now, and while she’s perfectly encouraging it’s not winning games. Lynn is understandably dejected in the car not helped by the sports commentor guys from the game... commenting about it on the radio...

I mean.. I get sports can have dry spots and all that but who covers a middle school basketball team on the radio that isn’t the middle school radio station. I mean I genuinely can’t decide which is more sad... a radio personality doing a children’s baseball game on his own show, or having so much trouble getting one that he’s apperaing on the middle school radio show. And I COULD say it’s just a guest spot but he’s talking like he knows what’s going on intmatiley> Did his daughter ask him to? I mean I know radio’s fallen pretty far but I dind’t think it was that much in the basement. Do a podcast at least man.

Okay before I go on another Tangent point is Lynn feels it’s her fault as Captain.. which granted whoever the coach is should be .. but it genuinely looks like they don’t HAVE a coach. Maybe they had to sack him to pay for the newly refrubished av department? I dunno. Point is she feels bad and Lynn Sr vows to cheer her up.. before stopping for farm fresh eggs. Which.. yeah can’t blame him. He’s a cook, and Liam’s family likely has good prices. He can buy for both home and restraunt at once. I mean he has a van and only one occupant at the moment. Don’t judge him. But this little detour DOES help Lynn’s mood. Her problem is the team lacks a decent pitcher, since Lynn herself was banned for throwing one at a heckling goat. The Lawsuit is ongoing and that made me laugh a lot. But Lynn finds Happy Gilmore style that Liam.. has a really great arm. Granted instead of actuall balls it’s with cowpies because this series really loves a shit joke, hence the title and the new nickname for liam, the cow pie kid.. but compared to some of the series toilet humor it’s a lot less in your face. But with Liam being so good Lynn can’t help but sign him to the team and Liam being a sweetie pie is happy to agree. I have.. not hid even for a second how much I liked Liam or wanted him, and Stella, to show up outside of Lincoln episodes more often, or even get his own again. That day.. has come. Not only does LIam now have a roll entirely outside his friend group, but this episode’s about him and Lynn together.. not in that way.. yet. Someday.. Point is my boy is in the spotlight and I could not be happier. And thankfully.. Lynn’s at her best. What I feared would be an episode about her overtraining him and making him not enjoy the game, htat old chesnut instead.. she just genuinely helps mentor him. She’s tough but fair as she helps him get his aim right as he’s used to firing Cow Pie’s, so the weight distrbution is off. So she helps train him and .. it’s really cute honestly, with her genuinely helping him and showing a softer side and later realizing she had him thinking about it too hard and just having him not think.. and going by instinct naturally works for a carefree and easygoing guy like liam. Wouldn’t be suprised if he went ultra instinct eventually.. but that’s for another episode. They also have a pig pile together.. which sounds bad but is just pigs piling on liam and lynn gladly gets on top of the pigs and god that sounds worse. next scnee.

So Liam gets ahead and becomes the star pitcher for the zanarkand abes.. I mean the Royal Woods Kangaroos, and they just keep wining and wining and wining. Their like glomgold: all they do is win... but probably with less attempted corpse dancing. Problem is as we see during the montage Liam’s arm is slowly but surley getting cramped and while he wins hte next game.. his arm gives out from noodle arm. The good news is with rest, he can fix it, as her injury prone friend Paula, whose somehow allowed to play with crutches despite ALL the legal and moral issues that raises explains. but they don’t have days to rest it. So insane plans it is! So Lynn goes to her sisters for herlp..specifically lisa int he hopes her mad science can either fix his pain or turn him into the hulk. Neither happens.. yet. I mean LIam is so sweet if he IS a hulk, we won’t know yet. But the green door will.. it always knows. IT ALWAYS KNOWS. Lynn bemonas her luck.. before Lucy appears!

I JUST said last month when reviewing 11 louds a leapin that I missed the duo of her and lynn and lo and behold here we are. While we dno’t get much of the two fo them, it is still nice to see Lynn suprised by her scares and Lucy trying to use the dark arts to heal his pain.. which actually works. Lucy’s upgraded from wants to be a witch to full witch.

So yeah her dark magic works and now Liam is fine just fine as the championship game approaches. Until naturally it isn’t. While Lucy STOPPED the pain, she didn’t make anything better, just numbed it so Liam’s arm’s pretty bad and Lisa suggests there’s a 70 perfecnt chance he’ll wreck it if he does so.. and while Lynn is naturlaly, given one of her main traits is asshole, ready to risk that.. she realizes she can’t. Rusty is on her team following her orders.. and no matter how good a W feels.. she can’t trade in someone’s health for one. Honestly bettter than most sports managers ngl. So Paula subs in and misses, loosing them the game.. but Lynn. takes it in stride, having realized she can win next year and having finally realized what being the leader REALLY means. She can work on paula’s curve, give Liam a break, and win next time... which she’ll have because time dosen’t work normally in this show’s dimension and a solid timeline is just a pipedream, so she probably has another year of being 14 to redo this and has become aware of it. I’m scared and excited for what that means. Liam celebrates with a pig pile of two and we get a REALLY fucking cute shot of the two being happy and what not before a pig jumps on them still though.. yeah I ship it now. Liam taps into the space where I thought a black void of misery and douchebaggery was but ti turns out is in fact a heart, something few can do with Lynn and Lynn can protect him form bullies and is perfectly suited for his rough hewn farmboy styles. Point is their cut.e And so was this episode. IT was a really nice return to the series and it was again REALLY fucking great to see one of Lincoln’s firend,s and one of the GOOD ones at that, get a starring roll without him. HOpefully this keeps up and hopefully we see more of these two.

Saved by the Spell:

RUSTY SPOKES IS TRASH (Ring) I don’t have a saved by the spell font that’ll have to do. Point is he is but before we get to Rusty being Rusty, Lincoln is doing magic tricks at the table.

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Point is he’s excited to do it at the talent show. The next day his friends discuss doing something to make them look cool to everyone. WHich.. kids. i’ll level with you. You. are. NERDS. As a massive one in both size and nerdiness myself, there’s nothing wrong with that. 2/3 of you are lovely people. You’ll be fine. But you are geeks, and should be proud of that.. not so proud you evolve into an incel or it’s adjacent form of assholes mind you, but still proud of who you are. You are never going to be that cool by trying to appeal to everyone. Just be yourslef and the cool comes naturaly. Like kool aid, which is naturally made by milking the Kool Aid man. Be you.

But instead they decide to do a dance routine which.. let’s face it.. is probably just this spread across 6 people...

Point is maybe don’t do that. Also when Clyde does a dorky but endearing dance and says their going to shake their groove things, Rusty pipes in with “But cool”... and while sadly not as glorious as EVERYONE looking enitrely done with him like last time we saw this tool, Clyde clearly still does while the rest of hte Lincrew have no idea what the hell he’s on. I think their just.. numb to his stupidity and ego at this point. But when Lincoln shows off his magic they all hide him, fearing that magic.. is well for younger kids and this won’t play so well. Which isn’t an invalid fear: this is middle school and from personal experince, middle school can be hell.. and also one of hte best years of my life which shows the vast gulf between the two schools I was in but was also not the point. the point is kids can be cruel and maybe don’t do this. But lincoln gonna do it anyway because he has confidence.. and frankly given there was an ENTIRE episode about being yourself instead of putting on an asshole suit of armor to avoid being hurt, which Lynn finally took off again last episode, he’s right.. but the rest of them all feel THEIR ALL GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU. and since they don’t know if he has latent psychic powers or not can’t risk him getting pigs blood dumped on him so they plan to find some way to trick him out of it.. Clyde of course gets his stomach in nots because he’s not good with schemes or lying ot his best friend, both of which this is and requires.

Also Stella’s in the lead, as she should be. And she helps as her positive attudie makes what their doing come off as it should: KINDA douchey, but not intentionally so, they just worry about hteir freind getting pummled.. possibly by his own sister but now sh’es possibly with Liam that’s probably not as much of a worry. Or Chandler but frankly he’s going to do that no matter what.. and is probably getting his ass kicked himself by older kids who won’t toldeate his bs, so your clear. But their fears while a bit unfounded are understandable and well inteitoned if misguided, as we don’t know LIncoln’s act at this point or how well it’d go over with a mostly tweenager crowd, who can be the best as we’ve seen in recent tv.. or aboslutel monsters.. same deal. You either get Luz or you get BOscha, the inbetween is rare.

So cue our usual setup of a bunch of attempts to do something in a row, but like I said while i’m not a fan of reptition if it’s done well enough it works and with it’s rather sizeable supporting cast , LIncoln and Friends episodes usdually do make it work. In this case it does as each of the sensational 6, lincoln and clyde asid,e try their hand at it. Liam, being the golden child, just has the most direct and obvious route: swipe his magic stuff.. and runs off without letting them talk it out but unlike Rusty in the next attempt, his plan was actually viable.. he just gets tangled up in the scarves and taps out. Rusty is next ....and his idea is to.. show lincoln his killer dance moves to convince him normally.

Yup pretty much that. And somehow out of the four plans, RUSTY’S is the only one that dosen’t bring up any serious moral quandries. I know i’m shocked too. He just thinks his moves will do it when no they won’t, please stop it hurts to watch and I can’t turn the fuck away. This is my job you redheaded kanker sore! Gah it thankfully ends and is unsurisingly unsuccesful.

Also unsuprisingly, i’ve been waiting since i got that image to use it on Rusty. And as a third dollop of unsuprise I did not have to force it in any way shape or form. Point is it’s Zach’s turn as during the last two he’s been pushing really hard to use some form of brainwashing on his friend.. yes .. really.

Thought Rusty would be the first loud house character to get that one but hey if the shoe fits. Seriously I thought rusty was the creep among them but at least you know.. altering someone’s throughts to suit your own isn’t his go to move. Being excetsivly cocky and coming on too strong is but still better to take THAT out of the Zach Morris playbook than “brainwash people into dooing whatever you say because tha’ts not creeptagious.” And unsurpsingly it does not work.. on Lincoln it woroks on Meyrl for some reason. Thankfully it dosen’t though just.. Zach needs no power epsiecally over the mind.

So UNSUPRSINGLY, Stella has the working plnan.. and also unsuprisingly the last three just did theres by running off, running off and shouting the loudest. Again somehow Rusty is NO LONGER the most obnoxious one of the group. Zach won that title this episode. He’s still the most pathetic.. but i’m the most done with Zach who adds nothing to the dynamic or the planet or anything and I wish would just go away. Your home planet needs you.

But yeah Stella has the winning idea: pretending to be “Yodel Boy”, a student who was humilated at a talent show last year, proving sh’es not only a decent actress (I mean it’s obvious i’ts stella in a wig, padding and lederhosen, but points for the accent being okay and hey she’s in middle school), but also the smartest of them. Only one of those is a suprise. It works and Lincoln agrees.

So the night of the talent show they’ve caught him up to speed and prepare to celebrate, only for clyd eto open the wrong locker and reveal the yodel boy suit. WHy it was in there instead of at Stella’s house where this wouldn’t happen?

But yeah the cat’s out of the bag and lincoln leaves, depressed his friends think that little of him and lied to him. Which.. yeah completely fair. They tried talking to him, it did not work.. they shoudl’ve just left it at that. It would’ve SUCKED if he got bullied true, but it was his choice to go out there and take a risk and do what he loves. As someone whose constnatly self concious and had to fight to start writing like i’m doing now, I envy that kind of youthful confidence and thus wholly support him.

And finally.. so do his friends. Realizing they’ve been kinda crappy, they introduce lincoln instead and work as his assitants.. and.. it works. Stella gets sawn in half, Zach gets astounded by a card trick, and Liam wears a bunny outfit which is just.. precious. Good boy. Best boy. It’s a huge hit.. and we also get to seesome of the new background kids including one with pink hair who looks kinda nb. I’m just saying one of you should take a crack at them, they seem nice. But for now our heroes are haield as heroes, and the other 5 apologize to lincon and they do their now cemented and fucking adorable group hug. Happy ending to a pretty great episode, with decent gags, a good relatable plot, and Rusty being just the right amoutn of obnoxious. Good stuff. So that does it for this week. If you liked this review like or reblog it, check out my other work and come back later today for some duck content. and every week once the show returns. Until the next rainbow, it’s been a pleasure.

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