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qkmlh · 10 months ago

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Still ducking hilarious to me that Zoro & Sanji began their beef because they thought the other was misogynistic and it came to a head of no return when Zoro felt his title of ‘Luffy’s specialest boi’ threatened by Sanji’s comment

#MY DUDES PLEASE YOU’VE BOTH GOT THAT FEMINIST JUICE FLOWING YES THESE TWO THINGS IDEAS CAN BE TRUE AND EXIST BUT THEN!! BUT THEN!!!!#Zoro takes Sanji’s WE + NEED + HIM (Luffy) SO DUCKING P E R S O NA. L DEADASS STRUCK THE LOUDEST DAMN CORE IN ALL OF ZORO AND RAISED EVERY #DAMN ALARM POSSIBLE #Aaaaaand ‘You just got here /you/ don’t know what Luffy needs’ MY GOOD FIRST MATE OF A MAN C A L M D O W N N N IT IS /NOT/ THAT DEEP #‘I know he needs my cooking’ SANJII NOOOOO DON’T FALL FOR IT #‘Like what putting two slices of bread together’ Oh god. oh no. we are never coming back from this (pure hilarious joyous disaster) Ever!#Roronoa Zoro #Black Leg Sanji #Monkey D. Luffy #One Piece Live Action #OPLA #One Piece #All jokes aside tho Zoro was right to make sure they didn’t go inside to aid their captain #They would’ve been more of a distraction than help because Luffy wouldn’t have been able to let loose as much as he did #Zoro’s a good first mate but also buddy my guy my dude Sanji does NOT want your job bud ain’t nobody want your job especially when Luffy #made it very clear /you/ are worth more to him than /food/#Somebody should tell Zoro that tho man could use the affirmation #But also…my guy…what were you so jealous so hissy so darn quick to b!tch for helpp ☕️🤧💀#Zolu #Ani Rambles #Luzo

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yikes-ajax · 3 months ago

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P...... Party rrocker in the house tonihhgt

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kunikisss · 2 months ago

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keegan russ forcemasc

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alterkrystal · 5 days ago

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Honey?

Honey, a Bowser behind you.

(Chains made by @png-of-a-bat / @zinkiez )

#renfield 2023 #robert montague renfield #renfield #acrylic charms #bowser #super mario #someone call Mario this man is cooked #I need some way to cope with Election anxiety #I don’t know if I’m going to make it into the next few years somebody please help me.

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a-christmas-fruitcake · 2 years ago

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I love reading Wilde Life because the entire vibe has become this

#wilde life #wilde life comic #somebody please help this man a bird woman is threatening him #but also he'll be fine don't worry about it

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springs-hurts · 6 months ago

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Gods but somebody should help me understand why I hate merlin so much, I truly have no idea, and it's not even hatred, it's apathy, it's indifference to anything happening to him...

And I don't understand, I think it's quite simple, I should move on and forget about the show but Idc about show, I want to understand why I'm so disinterested in a character's plight, I used to love.

For some time I thought it was just me hating all the main characters, but I tried analyse my own feelings and, just no, I don't, I love other of my fav main characters, some of them I love too much even. It's just merlin... And I've no idea how this happened.

here's the thing tho, I love happy Merlin, but I hate when it's well "merlin whump" Ig? Idk man and I'm so confused.

#my life is disaster in making at this point #and yet here i am #Thinking about a fictional character #it's me hi i'm the problem it's me #bbc merlin #Merlin BBC #merlin emrys #Bbcm #Oh man somebody please help me understand this fuckin weird problem

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alex-issad · 3 months ago

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Ya'll I'm struggling with SWaS bloodmoon's design, does anyone have any ideas.

#tsams #the sun and moon show #sun and moon show #sams #swaped and switched au #tsams au #SWaS bloodmoon #tsams bloodmoon au #man im struggling #i just cannot #please somebody help me #;-;

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hamable · 1 year ago

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The original score for Across the Spiderverse is on Spotify and I’m FUCKING TELLING YOU THAT LITTLE FLUTE RIFF FROM GIMME GIMME GIMME IS IN GWEN’S INTRO (Spider-woman (Gwen Stacy)) (and subsequent tracks for that fight scene)

ITS SO FITTING I ASDHDKDLSJSV

#across the spiderverse #gwen stacy #spiderman #spiderman atsv #spiderman across the spiderverse #I CANT BE THE ONLY ONE PLEASE #dodo DOO do do Dooooo!!!!#won’t somebody help me chase the shadows away!#gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight!!!!!#take me through the darkness to the break of the day!!!!!!!

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rogue-coyote · 9 months ago

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LOUIS HOFMANN JUMPSCARE

#masters of the air #mota spoilers #wwii series are like catnip to this man. somebody help him please.#text

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the-core-of · 1 year ago

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Just going to leave this image of Captain Gantu here

#lilo and stitch #captain gantu #lilo and stitch image #lilo and stitch memes #funny image #never pause disney #disney memes #disney #disney movies #the bigger they are the harder they fall #somebody please help the giant evil fish man

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spookythesillyfella · 1 day ago

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im rocking back and forth shivering and sobbing because i cannot stop thinking about my favorite analogue horror series

#somebody save me from this before i combine them with dhmis #LOOK MAN . ALL IM SAYING IS THAT ANGEL HARE AND SHRIGNOLD WOULD WORK GREAT #AND SO WOULD GEMINI HOME ENTERTAINMENT AND COLIN #GUYS TRUST ME PLEASE #TRUST ME #^ man who needs to be euthanized #spooky's soliloquies #might make doodles of these ideas #they won't be good but they'll probably help me get over it

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shr0mwzrd · 3 months ago

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Jobs that pay real money

Remote jobs that are actually remote

Remote jobs that actually pay money

Work from home jobs that don't hate me

Remote jobs for people who want to exchange their labour for money

WFH jobs actually hiring now

#please somebody help me #i fucking hate job applications #months and months of job listings that are bullshit #into recruiter bullshit #into 20 emails a morning about “we moved on with another candidate”#into “unemployment insurance denied”#into “this job is AVAILABLE but you have to work in the Racism Factory making Orphan Generating Missiles for like $12/hr #into 30 minutes skills test for an entry level job #into grammer and language tests??? for a programming job??? that you will not get even with a 100% score on arbitrary ass tests #into running out of savings #but “nobody wants to woro these days”#like i have a family to feed man im willing to do activities that generate revenue mab COME ON

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thcscus · 3 months ago

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FUCK I THINK I LOCKED MYSELF OUT OF THE FENRIS ROMANCE TRIGGER IN ACT 2 HOW DO I FIX THIS

#im STUCK AT 30-ISH RIVALRY AND I NEED 50 #BUT IM RUNNING OUT OF QUESTS #WHY IS THIS MAN SO HARD TO GET #da 2 #dragon age 2 #somebody please...... please help me....

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natjennie · 1 year ago

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I simply think dancing to gimme gimme gimme would fix cap

#pat swirl and twirl this man around to abba please god #NOT A SOUL OUT THERE NO ONE TO HEAR MY PRAYER #GIMME GIMME GIMME A MAN AFTER MIDNIGHT!#WONT SOMEBODY HELP ME CHASE THESE SHADOWS AWAY #bbc ghosts

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moe-broey · 2 months ago

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Random small talk event at the yard sard set-up, very nice lady, but ESP when asking "Oh are you still in school? ☺️" I literally never know how to say "Oh I graduated a long time ago. Yeah. I mostly do art now" and she says "Oh to sell?" and so far I'm having a reasonable and effective small talk conversation, when I hit that pitfall and lock up and I worry I'm becoming unfriendly bc I locked up. Because I REALLY don't know how to say, "Nah, I kind of do fuck all. I'm 25 and I do fuck all. For nothing." Like I can see the conversation tree in real time and I know that's the worst dialogue option. And there are no other dialogue options there's just Press B to get the fuck outta there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#MAN........#like it was inconsequential but always. when i have these interactions and esp when i come out the other side thinking #'yeah that wasn't my best work. i hope they don't think i dislike them or that i was inconsistent'#always. i'm just. failing Badly. at even the most basic human rituals.#a lot a small talk discourse fails to understand that it's free dialogue options. if you. have the knowledge of the dialogue options.#but i'm stuck between a quick time event and my knee-jerk reaction to answer honestly (but How Honestly????)#and i'm also observing my neighbor's old man humor and scripts that are always a hit and i'm like. hm. interesting....#if perhaps i can replicate such a thing........#can somebody please for the love of god help me. every day i wake up and i'm autistic.#'inconsistent' ???? inconsiderate. hello #idk maybe both can work. 20 regular interactions in w me things are going swimmingly we're good acquaintances ect ect #i can still just fully forget how to be a person and i clam up and get impersonal and curt.#it's literally no ones fault. i'd dare even say it's not even my own fault. it's just. the autism experience.#also something something there should be more scripts for people who haven't achieved certain milestones in life #an easy way to say 'yeah i barely graduated highschool and i never went to college and i can't hold a job and i live w my dad #and i don't mix my passions w profit bc it's the primary way i regulate myself and it's all about my special interest anyway #AND i'm 25. so. real catch of a guy here tbh'#please for the love of god Help Me.

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sincericida · 2 years ago

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Andrew Garfield behind the scenes of GQxYSL ORIGINS |November 2022

Omg he's so sexy, handsome and glowing. Somebody help me. 😭

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