#some people treat me like royalty lmao

[peaceeandcoolestvibes]

Gente bella 🩷🩷🩷🩷🧡🧡🧡🧡

En la uni hay tanta gente que acabas encontrando tu grupo, ,, en otros ambientes hay que escoger bien porque puedes acabar hasta la polla

[bitchface24-7]

Jayce seeing his partner in tighter clothing for the first time, some clothes that accentuate the waist and butt, and curves of his beloved.

They’re going to a gala for Piltover and Jayce walks out of the restroom after shaving to see his partner in said outfit, an all black outfit gilded in gold accents (imagine Jayce’s red and black outfit from s2), stops and GAWKS, like a holy shit type stare

And when they get to the party, some people decide to flirt with Jayce’s partner and attempt to seduce them, and because Jayce is over protective, he steps in for the reader

Plz make the two have a dynamic of black cat and golden retriever, Jayce being the retriever and his partner being the black cat

I AM YOURS (YOU ARE MINE) - JAYCE X READER

synopsis: being the partner of Jayce Talis is very rewarding. He's a dutiful lover, takes care of you, spoils you, and treats you like royalty. So when a mandatory party invite is sent your two’s way, you (obviously) go. Now when would the other citizens of Piltover realize you'll never leave Jayce, and certainly not for them?

warnings: unwanted advances/flirting, protective Jayce, possessive Jayce, smug reader, suggestiveness, black cat reader w/ golden retriever Jayce, Grammarly is my beta

genre: m/f or m/m

p.s. As a black cat person myself, this was a joy to write. I love when you guys give a bit more detail in your requests. You're giving me the meat and potatoes, and I tie it all together with bomb-ass sides LMAO

The amount of parties Piltover throws is ridiculous. The money wasted on these events could be used for so much better, like I don't know, helping the Undercity maybe?

You grumble as you get ready, not in the mood to fake a smile all night. You wanted a calm night with your partner, eat some good food, watch a movie. Anything but this.

You pull out a black silk shirt, tight black slacks, and simple black boots. Golden detailing scattered throughout the clothing. Making it chic but simple. You put everything on and tighten the silk shirt around your waist, enhancing the look of it, You then add some simple gold jewelry. A simple gold chain, some rings. It look at your silver jewelry and sigh. Piltover is all about gold, you do wear gold, but people look at you funny when you wear silver.

Apparently you can't appreciate the moon as much as you appreciate the sun.

Some finishing touches are done, and you hear Jayce leaving the bathroom, having just finished styling his hair.

"Hey babe, you almost rea--" His question halted in shock. He stops dead in his tracks. You look... so hot. You're always hot, beautiful, gorgeous, any positive adjective Jayce can think of. But you much prefer comfort over the outlandish style of Piltover, Jayce completely understands.

But your outfit now is form-fitting. Almost like a second skin. Jayce his hypnotized, maybe this party isn't as important as Jayce thought.

He comes up behind you and kisses your neck, looking at you through the mirror, his hands firm on your waist. You chuckle as you adjust your necklace, "What's all this for?" You breathe deeply, Jayce is wearing your favourite cologne. God he's so gorgeous.

"Just appreciating. That's all."

"You're meant to appreciate with your eyes, not your hands."

Jayce's voice lowers, "You sure I can't do both?"

You roll your eyes and lightly bit your lip in mock annoyance, "Unfortunately not. We got in trouble with the council last time we skipped on of these stupid parties."

Jayce groans and plops his head onto your shoulder, his beard now shaven, his smooth skin feeling silky against yours. You run a hand in his shaggy hair and laugh, "C'mon lover boy, we're gonna be late."

"This is going to be torturous. You look delectable and I'll need to talk to people who make me want to rip my hair out."

You hum affectionately turning your head and kiss his temple, "Think about it this way, if you're good... you get to take it off of me when we get back home."

Jayce groans even louder and you cackle at his pain.

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The party isn't… terrible. It's not fun but at least it's not a complete snooze fest. You'd still rather be at home.

Especially since this one man won't leave you alone.

You don't know his name, didn't care enough to remember it when he introduced himself to you. He's a blabbermouth, you swear he's hasn't stopped yet to breathe and its been five minutes.

And he follows you, to the refreshment table, the snack table. You're getting more and more irritated at his lack of tact. Its quite obvious you're not interested, but it seems to you that he's ignoring that.

Its when he puts a hand on your shoulder that you get a problem, “You’re so beautiful. Has anyone ever told you that?”

“I have.”

In the harshest tone you've ever heard, Jayce sneers at the man, glowering down at him. The man whips around and blanched at the sight of a furious Jayce Talis.

“My partner is quite obviously not interested, so can you for once take a hint, and leave?”

The man sputters, his face indignant. Jayce's glare intensifies and the man cowers, speed walking away with his tail between his legs.

You sigh dreamily as Jayce hands you a glass of sweet white wine; Moscato your favourite. You take a big sip before kissing Jayce, the sweetness of the wine intermingling between you two. Jayce gasps lightly and you caress his tongue with your own before pulling away. His eyes are wide and his cheeks have a light dusting of pink on them, his scary persona completely gone.

“I was handling it… but you did good. My hero.” You croon, your voice melodic and teasing as you tap your wine glass with your finger, taking another sip.

Jayce’s chest puffs out in pride as you smile against your wine glass, “Since you saved me, you get to be as handsy as you want with me for the rest of the party. Looks like the residents of Piltover don't realize I'm yours. Let's rectify that shall we?”

A big grin spreads across Jayce's lips as he slithers an arm to wrap around your waist. He's beaming the rest of the night you're there, showing you off to everyone at the party.

This is my partner. Don't forget that.

It isn't until you lean in and whisper an idea into Jayce's ear that gets him not only excited to go home, but to come back to one of these stupid things.

“Maybe next time you should mark me up a little? A hickey here, a hickey there. That way no one can deny that I’m yours, and you're mine.”

Jayce whispers back, “You’re gonna mark me up too?”

You huff, a dark look on your face, “You think I don't see how people look at you too? I'm gonna ensure people know you're mine, and if that means hickeys and bite marks you can't hide, I'll do it.”

“Promise?” he says, his eyes big and wide like a begging puppy.

“Have I ever lied to you?”

And Jayce just smiles. Maybe this party was worth it in the end. He gets to have sex with you when you get home tonight, and he’ll get to have sex with you before the next party.

Maybe he should give the council a gift basket to thank them?

This one is on the shorter side but I hope you all still enjoyed it! Its a bit funny that so many of my fics center around a party, since I'm a total homebody and only go out to party on Halloween LOL, also I made y'all drink my favourite type of wine, thought you guys drinking champagne would be boring. Love ya ❤️

[that-hazbin]

I know Alastors your favorite character so bear with me but

Charlie's internalized classism (She's my privileged cunt and I love her <3)

Starting off with the definition, "Classism is a form of discrimination that treats people differently based on their social class..."First, let's start off with how she throws money around. She goes off and buys a hotel on a whim and impulse. She doesn't take the time to plan out the hotel before opening it. She has no staff members, and the hotel is broken down and racked. Simply fixing up the place would be hard work but wouldn't even cost that much!

Now let's talk about how she clearly only views sinners as 'dirty' and 'evil'. She doesn't ever outright state her opinions on sinners besides rambling in about their 'potential'. She thinks they all need to be redeemed and doesn't question the system until it harms her.Her views on Angel Dust's job make it so obvious that she has either never worked or only had plush internship-type jobs. She simply says to take time off and is shocked that he can't take time off willy-nilly. Her constants disapproval of his job and her generally pretty dismissive attitude only serves to emphasize this more!

I think the hotel initially belonged to the Morningstar family, actually, she didn't need to buy it because she's privileged enough to ALREADY OWN this giant ass building that works perfectly for her purposes.

And yeah, Charlie is very classist lmao. I love her, but she comes off so unintentionally mean at times and I KNOW she would be DEVASTATED to learn how rude she can come off as.

Like, that skit she made Angel perform where he's a drug dealer was genuinely SO MEAN. It targeted him so specifically, regarding drug addiction, making him call himself a "crackhead," and Sir Pentious basically saying "having sex before marriage is Wrong." Like??? Charlie, girl, holy SHIT. I would have been so pissed at her regardless of her good intentions lmaooo.

Someone made a post before that while Charlie has good intentions, she actually has pretty low empathy. Which is 100% true, she is very blind in regards to others' feelings and circumstances. And of course she is, she lived an extremely sheltered life in comparison to literally every other person in hell. She's literal royalty, one of her parents very loudly HATES sinners, and was definitely brought up to think herself as "above" her subjects. She doesn't intend to think that way, but she was raised into it.

She's nice, but she's also mean and I really love that dichotomy of her character. She's got a lot of room for some really interesting character development that I can't wait to see in later seasons.

[augustlilyflower]

Astrology and driving

I’m avoiding my essay, and I was thinking about driving and what that might correlate to in astrology. From when I looked into it online, it is looking like maybe 3rd house (including 3rd house ruler), Mercury, or Mars might be influential in your driving skills or relationship to driving.

THIS IS JUST FOR FUN (usual disclaimer!!!!) if it seems wrong or doesnt apply, just ignore it 🙏

I have Mercury in Virgo in the 3rd house, my 3rd house is Leo, and Pisces Mars in the 10th house. It took me a long time to get the hang of driving, and pass my test, because I just overthought it a lot, which is definitely the Virgo and 3rd house influence. Pisces does also indicate an overactive mind as well though. Also with my Leo being in 3rd house, it could indicate that I prefer being the one being driven places/being passenger princess rather than being the one driving. I would say also that Venus signs like libra and Taurus might also like being driven places rather than driving, just because these signs (Taurus, Libra and Leo) thrive when being treated like royalty. My best friend drives me everywhere, even though I have a license lmao.

Aries 3rd house, Aries mars, aries Mercury, or 3rd house ruler in 1st house:

- honestly, could really see Aries placements LOVING driving, or if not the driving, maybe the cars? I don’t know why it’s just the vibe I’m getting

- loves driving fast

- maybe an interest in f1?

-in some cases, could indicate an inclination for dangerous driving

-road rage for sure

Taurus 3rd house, Taurus mars, Taurus Mercury, or 3rd house ruler in 2nd house:

-just seem like the type to love to decorate their car, or really carefully pick out what car they want that perfectly fits their vibe

-can see this sign preferring to be a passenger rather than a driver

- this is again just a random vibe but I feel like they’d be really good with directions and just knowing what road to take and etc

- the best smelling car air fresheners in their car for sure

Gemini 3rd house, Gemini mars, Gemini Mercury, or 3rd house ruler in 3rd house

- another fast driver

- in bad cases, could indicate overthinking when driving so they might be put off it

- needs music playing in their car at all times, but I don’t see them as the type to have specific playlists, I think they’re the type to just hit shuffle on their liked songs (maniacs)

- opposite to Taurus, I think they’re the worst at directions

-lowkey now im thinking about it they could go either way? they could either be extremely unbothered about other drivers on the road and don’t feel any pressure when cars are pressuring them to go faster or something, or could be hyper aware of the cars around them - there is no middle ground for them

- for Gemini placements specifically rather than 3rd house, could see their being the potential for natural driving talent

Cancer 3rd house, cancer mars, cancer Mercury, or 3rd house ruler in 4th house

- hate driving, and only drive to places they know

- drive at the speed limit or below, I just can’t see them as fast drivers

- might enjoy driving with family in the car with them, or parents might have been heavily involved in their driving/driving lessons , maybe family brought their car or smth idk

- ironic because I think these guys are objectively perfect drivers but I also think they absolutely hate driving

- might enjoy late night drives though, since cancer is ruled by the moon

Leo 3rd house, Leo mars, Leo Mercury, or 3rd house ruler in 5th house

- flashy cars.

- as I mentioned previously, I think they might like to be passengers more than driving - but I do think with Leo’s there can be more than one type of driver

- this is because, with Leo being ruled by sun, and sun ruling identity - driving for some Leo’s could be a big part of their identity.

- could be the people who when they make a driving mistake or get honked at for it, they get mad at the people getting mad at them lmao. In their eyes it isn’t their fault

- might prefer driving in the day, or when it’s sunny with their windows down

Virgo 3rd house, Virgo mars, Virgo Mercury, or 3rd house ruler in 6th house

- careful drivers

- hyper aware of the cars around them

-I think they’re good at driving/things like clutch control and etc, but I think they’re bad at making decisions like moving quickly at a roundabout? Very specific but again, just the vibe I get

- might use driving purely for errands, to get groceries and etc

-OR maybe driving is a big part of their daily routine?

-maybe they might like driving places with their dog haha could 6th house and Virgo energy is also to do with animals

Libra 3rd house, Libra mars, Libra Mercury, or 3rd house ruler in 7th house

- cutest cars ever I just know it

- another passenger princess

- carefully curated music playlists to specifically fit the vibe of the journey

-maybe they like going on drives during dates?

-like driving around with romantic partners

Scorpio 3rd house, Scorpio mars, Scorpio Mercury, or 3rd house ruler in 8th house

- hmm, maybe the type to obsess over cars and driving

-f1 fans

- lowkey this just came to me out of nowhere, but maybe they like fixing cars ? I mean Scorpio is about transformation, so I could see that being something of interest

- might have started out hating driving but then did a complete 180 and now they love it

-music on, always

- they like their little drives on their own I think.

—like Aquarius I could see them being unlucky when it comes to car troubles

Sagittarius 3rd house, Sagittarius mars, Sagittarius Mercury, or 3rd house ruler in 9th house

-did somebody say spontaneous road trips?

- love LONG drives

-another placement that loves to just shuffle their liked songs rather than have specific playlists, or they might just listen to the radio

- these guys LOVE driving, and they love driving with their friends in the car with them

-I think they hate being passenger princesses, and might be judgy of other people’s driving, passenger from hell

- because sag is ruled by Jupiter, might have many random lucky encounters on the road? Maybe people don’t get mad at them much on the road, or let them in the line when they’re trying to get in and etc

Capricorn 3rd house, Capricorn mars, Capricorn Mercury, or 3rd house ruler in 10th house

- driving could be part of their career?

-or they could drive only to get to work

- stickler for the road rules

-hidden road rage… you wouldn’t expect it from them, but watch someone cut them off and the rage explode out of them while you’re just like 😳👀

-for some weird reason, I get a strong sense these guys could enjoy f1

Aquarius 3rd house, Aquarius mars, Aquarius Mercury, or 3rd house ruler in 11th house

-I feel like these guys could also enjoy spontaneous drives

- really calm drivers, or if they do road rage they’re good at hiding it

- lowkey feel like these guys could be really unlucky with cars and driving hahaha like they might always have car problems

- could always be the one to witness weird things happening when driving

Pisces 3rd house, Pisces mars, Pisces Mercury, or 3rd house ruler in 12th house

- daydreamers, might sometimes disassociate when driving and listening to music so they end up driving in autopilot

- they almost always forget they have to stop at a zebra crossing

- another type to have specific playlists on for driving

-in negative cases, could be the type to drive under the influence (DO NOT DO THAT KIDS)

-when passengers, I feel like they’re the kind to just sleep the whole journey, and they can just sleep through anything, no matter what potholes are endured

- with the 12th house energy, might really enjoy driving by themselves to clear their head

[yanderecandystore]

Angst ᐛ. So imagine y/n is fully aware of what the beldam is about. I'm talking from the very begining but kept coming back since they felt so alone. And at some point y/n just walks in, plots their head in the beldam's chest, tearing up after a particularly bad day and is just like. "You know, I know what youre gonna ask... About the buttons. I know its just a way to eat me. But to be honest just hearing yoinsay 'i care about you' is making me consider the offer. Pathetic right?" Would the beldam make it a quick kill or would he not want to eat them anymore? Of course if you dont feel comfortable writing this thats fine too.

The reason why I always take too long to write anything about Male Beldam/Belsire, is because I always fear making something that people won't like especially since it's my most liked story-

But after rereading the story I realized it really isn't all that good X'D I feel like it could have been a lot better if I had put more time into it.

I'm sorry for taking so long to write this, but I really don't want to leave you guys hanging especially since I do really like the idea of a "twisted" ending sort of thing. Thank you for requesting this!

It's very short, but I hope I can talk more about it because I do wonder how Y/n will deal with this new life.

TW/Tags: Mentions of: Gore; death // Arachnophobia Warning // Scotomaphobia Warning (Reader is now blind) // Manipulation // Human flesh consumption (not from the Reader) // this is very short sorry // not proofread lmao (headaches) // Reader is very unresponsive to the things that happen around them.

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A peek at the keyhole [Yandere!Belsire x GN!Reader - A short Oneshot]

It was during dinner that you decided to seal the deal, he was acting strange… He was starving and you were sure of it. Which was funny because you never saw him eat, now that you think about it.

He doesn't understand where you got that knowledge of how he behaves or of what he consumes- Maybe it was just a lucky guess based on his desperate need to keep you "unaware", always giving a poorly disguised lie about himself.

Who was he? What was he? What did he want? He was your best friend, silly. He was your other friend, and all he wanted was to be with you.

Lies, lies, half truths. He was simply too shady for his own benefit, too obvious for his own good.

Or perhaps he really liked this back and forth between you two, after all- What proof did you have of anything? You couldn't trust his words, yes, but what else did you have to go with?

Just that sinking feeling in your stomach whenever he was near you, whenever he tapped his fingers impatiently because you were just oh so curious about him!

It was adorable, really. Infuriatingly adorable.

Because it didn't matter how much you knew about him, or his "real intentions" with you- You always came back for more. His words of reassurance coated with thick honey and distributed with a soft, calm tone of voice that was just as patronizing as it was endearing.

Treating you like royalty every time you came around and yet always keeping you at arm's length when it came to learning more about him, but did any of that even matter?

You were being taken care of, wasn't that enough? You had friends with you, an adoring handsome fella that wasn't shy at all about treating you more than a friend, if you wanted him to. There was clear favoritism and although common sense would have told you it was a massive red flag, you couldn't deny it was quite refreshing to be regarded with so much love.

The fun will never end, he said. It could go for as long as you wanted, forever even if you agreed to stay with just a little, tiny condition.

He didn't have to explain it in detail for you to instantly agree with him, you cling to him already aware of what your fate would be. A bad day was all he needed for you to accept it in a heartbeat? He could have done this a lot sooner than.

It was just you and him, standing in the kitchen as you hugged him, burying yourself in both a need for contact but also out of embarrassment- Shame of throwing yourself away to the unknown without second thought.

It took him by surprise at first, although not ideal he still met his goal sooner than he expected- Only a couple of nights spent with him and his creations, with only a few fabulous events in between.

Of course he couldn't go TOO wild with his attractions, after all you didn't need a spectacular show to be lured in, you just wanted to be heard and included.

" … Oh dear… Pathetic? Why? There's no reason to feel this way, you made the right choice… "

He wanted to still reassure you of your actions, but it was hard hiding the eagerness in his voice.

He held you tightly, cooing you gently despite your unisseanes and uncertainty.

It was mostly so you wouldn't see the illusion breaking, so you wouldn't hear the sounds of your other friends turning into dust… He simply couldn't keep them for much longer, and now he didn't need to.

It's a shame they couldn't warn you of your mistake sooner, it's a shame that everything he creates reflects his adoration to the people he lures in. If only they could warn you to not let him do this, that it wasn't really worth it.

" Come… It'll be quick, don't worry. " He led you with his hands, which were feeling colder by the minute, sharper than before. Thinner than before.

The lights of the house were starting to lower if not fully turn off behind you as you only focused on following him to his little workshop. You felt the stairs lose their solidity after lifting your feet, each step turning from wood to web quickly.

You were actively following him to your doom, you knew that, and as much as you wanted to you couldn't run away now.

He opened the door to the attic, the only thing that seemed intact in this empty and dark place- It was as if the house was starting to disappear the higher he went, and as you followed him there was no need to keep the rest of the house.

He was trying to be economical here, too many things to keep magically attached and realistic all the time- With no break for lunch.

The attic was the only thing that seemed actually real for you, stepping inside you felt the old floor creek. It was old, moldy, but somehow always well kept, as it was one of the only real things in this void he took care of.

It was his favorite place in the house.

" You can go sit on that chair over there, but if you would like to choose I have a great variety of colors and types for you to pick. " The voice that held warmth and youth to it was also disappearing and being replaced with a dry throat, a rougher tone and a lack of discernible emotion behind it.

You could only tell there was impatience by the constant tapping of his fingernails on his board as he showed you all the possible options.

Classic black like his? Baby blue? Chartreuse?? His constant tapping made you feel like a ticking clock taunting you to pick a color already-

You just pointed to the one color you liked most, hey, who wouldn't want to have their favorite color as their eye color? Although, it wasn't really eyes. Just buttons.

He hummed while giving you a soft smile.

" I'm glad you made a choice for me, I would have been too indecisive. Ah, but they're perfect for you..! You're going to make me so jealous, doll.." It was a joke, or maybe a compliment. It was hard to tell if his monotonous voice was out due to boredom, anger or was his voice like this in general.

Well, he didn't seem mad?? It was hard to understand him and to be honest you were getting very nervous. You sat down in the tall chair, its pastel colors did little to nothing to calm you down. Was this really a good idea?

" Are you ready?... It'll be quick I promise… Although… "

He grabbed your face, trying to be gentle as he inspected your panicking eyes.

You didn't understand what was going inside his head, you couldn't tell what he was planning to do and you weren't sure if his touch was starting to freak you out or sooth you.

" … It'll be fine. I'll make sure of it." He sighed before kissing your forehead, so you wouldn't forget he cared about you.

It was agonizing.

You don't know for how long you stayed out, but you remember your brain blacking out after he sewed the first one in.

You're not sure how you even survived through him stabbing your eyes with a needle- Hell, were you even alive at all?! You couldn't see anything, so either he successfully closed your eyes or you were dead.

No, you probably weren't dead yet, your headache just as bad as your entire face- Raising your hand slowly to touch your face you could feel your eyes covered by thick cloth, it was slightly wet.

Slightly touching and pushing like that caused you to feel immense pain, you immediately stopped- It was still fresh so of course it would hurt like hell.

You were sure that you felt the shape of the buttons underneath the cloth, however.

Your ears buzzed as you tried to regain some of your strength, as you tried to get out from your torture chair you forgot how tall it was- Missing a step and crashing down to the old attic floor with no one to help you.

Falling sure felt like falling! The floor sure felt like a crusty old floor! Yep, you weren't dead.

Your head was aching so badly you weren't sure if what you heard was real or not, but you were sure you heard some commotion coming from downstairs.

It was loud enough to muffle your little accident.

The voices below were followed by painful screaming that lasted for a few minutes after complete silence. A chilling sensation settled in as you started to wonder if the screams you heard felt familiar to you in any way.

You carefully started to get up, slowly you started to consider if you should go back to the tall chair or just make a run for it- But to where? You couldn't see anything!!

You considered taking the cloth off- But you didn't want to feel the pain that came from it. You needed to let it heal after all. Though, you doubted that you would be able to see anything with freaking BUTTONS in your eyes!!

Was it too late to regret your decision? It seemed like it.

You walked around trying to feel your way, where was the door again? You were sure you were on the right track… Your hand went from old wood to a nice clean carpet- Wait- Wasn't the house entirely destroyed? Shouldn't it be a spider web here?

Or, well, everywhere?

The fur of the carpet fooled you as you felt your hand squeeze something very soft that squeaked and scurried away from you. A rat.

" I'm sorry!- " You whispered to him, but he didn't appreciate your attempt at escaping, he squealed as he ran down stairs alerting his owner that you were awake.

Well, shit.

You would have screamed if you were able to see the heavy thing that came up the stairs in such a hurry, it didn't help that although you couldn't see him, the sound of metal hitting the walls and the floor made you highly concerned.

What the fuck was that-

" You shouldn't have left the room without telling me. " The same monotonous voice, although he didn't sound so exhausted like he did before- Not as hungry, you assumed.

" Come, let me help you. " You could hear him approach, as if he was wearing high heels it was hard to not hear him coming closer.

And you couldn't help but feel like distancing yourself further, his boney fingers didn't help you feel any more relaxed- They were sharp and cold, it felt like pure needles taking your hand and pulling you up.

" You need to rest for a little longer, doll. But you can't heal with an empty stomach right? " He guided you with his hand, you felt sick at the mention of food.

He helped you get down the stairs by holding you bride style, and you almost cried at the sensation of his hard and cold skin, you trembled at how those same needles would gently squeeze your skin-

One wrong move and they would tear your skin apart.

He helped you sit in a chair, you assumed you were at the kitchen's table by now.

Was this your end…? Was he really going to do this now??

…. No. He was just cooking something, presumably for you. It smelled of omelets and orange juice, it was simple but it was a very nice scent.

This kitchen reeked of blood, however. Instinctively you took your hands to cover your nose, and probably your mouth as well since you weren't sure if shouting would be a good idea right now. He hates loud noises.

" Don't worry about it, it was just a pesky guest who didn't take no for an answer! I'm sorry for the mess. I'll clean it up after you eat. " A more upbeat and sweet voice, the same one you were more accustomed with. Reassurance and comfort all tied with a smile you were more familiar with.

Approaching you with a plate in hand, and a juice glass in the other.

" Don't worry, I didn't put any of the nasty stuff for you. Just eggs and lots of love. The spoiled food is for me. " He kissed you on the cheek, it felt like being touched by porcelain.

He handed you the fork, but you weren't sure if you wanted to find out if he kept his word or not.

He killed someone here, didn't he? Those noises you heard when you were up in the attic plus the smell of iron coating every inch of this kitchen sure weren't just coincidence. He… He wouldn't force you to eat someone, would he?

Who was it?... Who was it..?!

Was he referring to the person as "spoiled food"?

" Doll. I told you to not worry. There's no meat on your plate, I'm a bit selfish when it comes to sharing food. I'm sorry but there's nothing left of them for you, if I knew you wanted to try I wouldn't have been so careless- "

" N-No, it's… It's fine! I'm just… I can't really see anything…" You tried to not sound as terrified of him as you were, heaven knows you shouldn't feed any monster your own fear, it's what they live on.

" …. Aw… You're blind, I'm so sorry! I forgot about that. " He started to laugh as he slapped his forehead about forgetting something so crucial, silly him!

You weren't sure if he was being honest about forgetting that, but you sure as hell knew by the way he snatched the fork from your hand and how he seemed to drag his chair closer to you that he was probably very excited to do this.

" Say, ah~! " You knew he was having fun when he pinched your cheek to make you open your mouth.

Well, yep, those were just eggs. I mean it was a very tasty omelet but that was it, the orange juice didn't taste any different. Probably a little too sweet, but that's it.

It was probably due to the pain you were feeling in the front of your entire face that made you very much NOT interested in eating, or maybe it was the dripping sound and the smell of blood. The thought that somehow you were sitting possibly next to a murder scene, and/or a body, and the murderer was feeding you, made you very unease.

" Try to not think too much about it, it's just the way things will be for now… Isn't it so much better this way too? We will be able to spend so much time together and I just need you to stay in the attic whenever we have "guests" over. Do you understand me? "

" With just a little bit of magic I'm about to make the house more comfortable for you, to cook you meals endlessly and I can even make you a few more outfits. I'll be sure to make the house more appropriate for a human like you. "

He petted your head after you finished the plate, kissing your forehead and letting the dishes in the sink.

" Now, let me help you get up, we'll need to give you a bath and put you in more comfortable clothes, and then we can lay down. I'm sure you're still very tired after our little surgery. "

He helped you get up and walked you towards the bathroom… You couldn't help but feel worried about what you were doing.

Wasn't this all you ever wanted? To be adored by someone who treats you so well? Didn't you feel glad you accepted his offer?

Were you a bad person for wanting this?

Well, you didn't want THIS as in- Him eating people- All you wanted was to be with him for longer…

Why did you feel really scared whenever he touched with the same gentleness but none of the softness his skin used to have? You knew running wouldn't be a good idea since you couldn't see anything, and you didn't know the layout of the house well enough to memorize where the little door was...

Right?

" You're so stiff, my love! Are you scared of walking around your own house? I promise I kept everything intact, it's my house as well you know… And besides I'll always be here to guide you while you still recover. " You felt him nuzzle his hand against your neck, cold, hard. You wondered how much he changed now that he didn't need to pretend to look a certain way for you.

Maybe it was best to not know.

" … You're so silent right now, it almost feels like I have been running my mouth for hours! I didn't know you were such a silent type. " He teased, while kissing the back of your neck gently.

It was probably your lack of spatial awareness, but he somehow seemed a lot taller- As if it took some effort to lower himself down just to kiss you.

" My head… it hurts so much.."

" Aw, I know, love, I know. It'll take a while for you to feel better but it'll be so worth it… I'll help you learn new things, like how to feel the vibrations in my web, it'll help you "see" better. Or how to read braille, or how to walk around the house carefully, or how to tell someone is planning on running away during a conversation. "

He poked the sides of your stomach, an action that was supposed to be just couple's teasing but was actually quite terrifying and painful considering how sharp his fingers were.

" You couldn't be any less obvious love. I'm sorry if I scared you, I couldn't resist. " And yet he didn't sound irritated or annoyed, it could be that he was just pretending to not care… But he sounded more amused than anything.

" I'm just teasing you, doll! Come on, don't look like that, I'm just in a good mood! You know I can't stay annoyed at you. Let's hurry up and get you cleaned, alright? "

As he carefully started to shove you inside the bathroom you wondered if he didn't mess with something in your head alongside your eyes.

🍭꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖♡🍮꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖♡🍰꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖♡🍮꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖🍭

[oiblackestsheep]

I wanna spam you with my birth chart lmao

Could you guess my MBTI through this please?

Spam away! Important note: I don't see your rising sign listed which is an important part of your big three, so that MAY change my analysis a bit (but you know, these guesses have only been half-accurate anyway, so honestly, not a huge deal lmao)

Cancer Placements: Sun, Moon

Sun and Moon in Cancer sounds so sweet tbh ❤️😭 You'll likely be a deeply emotional and caring person as a Cancer Sun. You'll likely value empathy and close connections with others, as well as placing a high priority on the emotional nurturing of other people through relating to them. With Cancer as the mother archetype, you may have a maternal aura about you, but it's not a surefire necessity for this placement. You may also have the tendency to be closed off with your own emotions, out of a desire to protect them - part of your motivation for treating others with sensitivity is by recognizing your OWN potential for being emotionally sensitive, so you keep your feelings close to your chest. I usually associate empathy with Fi and sympathy with Fe, so I would give a point towards Fi for this placement. As a Cancer Moon, you essentially double down on all of the above points. You experience and treat your deepest emotions in a very Cancer way, valuing sensitivity, empathy, and protection. All of the deep-rooted thoughts and opinions you form, you do so with intense emotional depth, authenticity, and you take them very seriously. These are already very Fi traits to me, but I often think of Fi when I see that the Sun and the Moon are in the same sign, because it implies that your most natural identity is in alignment with your deeper, emotional self, implying a great deal of authenticity. What you see is what you get, basically. I can also give some points towards an iNtuitive attitude, just because water signs tend to be very iNtuitive, but the difference between Ni or Ne is a little harder to tell at this point. Possible types: xNFP, xNFJ

Gemini Placements: Venus, Mars

A Venus Gemini could mean that you are attracted to Gemini traits, or you attract Gemini-coded people, meaning people with a thirst for knowledge and the ability to see two sides of the same coin. I think curiosity, and seeing things in different ways is often a trait more more associated with high Ne than any of the other perceiving functions. Gemini is a very intellectual sign and approaches ideas with a healthy level of skepticism, but still an enthusiasm for engaging with new ideas. This leaves Fi or Ti for potential judging functions, and I'm more inclined to give a point to Ti because Gemini will value logic over emotion. Still, subjective judging functions are more dominant here! A Mars Gemini could mean that you choose to take action or express your motivation or aggression in a very Gemini way. Gemini loves variety, so wanting to take action in a variety of ways could mean wanting a number of different things to do at a time, because you might get bored easily if you only have one task at a time (let alone NOTHING to do, how BORING). I actually relate to this a lot, even though I don't have this placement, Aries rules my 3rd house (Aries is to mars as the 3rd house is to Gemini). You might also express your aggression through words, more than anything else, relying on wit or sarcasm to make your points. This could be a very Fe trait, since Gemini is a social sign. Possible types: xNFP, xNTP, xNFJ

Leo Placements: Mercury

Mercury, the planet of communication, in Leo, a fixed Fire sign known for their flashiness, generosity, and pride, could mean that you have the tendency to hyperbolize things when speaking. This can be a positive or a negative trait, depending on the context, ofc! You might be able to empower and lift people up with extremely positive rhetoric, or bring people down by embellishing negative details. You may also likely speak with authority (Leo IS royalty after all lmao), truly believing that your points are the most definitive ones. You could also suffer from a hurt ego if someone criticizes your opinions on things, or feel too prideful to concede opinions that are challenged by fact. I'd give points to the Fi-Te axis based on these traits. Possible types: xxFP

Taurus Placements: Jupiter

Jupiter, the planet of abundance and expansion, in Taurus, the sign of steady determination and personal finance and delicacies could mean that you value or prioritize making money and/or having nice things by creating your own plan for financial growth (even if it takes time, actually, ESPECIALLY if it takes time), and sticking to it with dedication to ensure a good, secure life for yourself. Some might say this is materialistic of you, and they might not always be wrong, BUT, being materialistic is not as bad as some other things you could be because there is nothing wrong with wanting a comfortable life that makes you happy AND brings you security. These are Si and Te traits, if I've ever seen them. Possible types: xSTJ, xNFP

Libra Placements: Saturn

Saturn is the planet of karma that teaches you the hard lessons in life with the stipulation that if you work hard, don't cheat, and TRULY learn the lessons Saturn is teaching, you'll come out better for it on the other end. Libra is the sign of balance, justice, and "the other", ie, other people. You might find that you need to put in extra work in order to maintain balance between your own needs, and others, potentially putting others' needs far ahead of your own. You may have difficulty with making decisions, because you don't want to upset other people in the process. I would have to give a point to the Fe-Ti axis, based on these types of struggles! Possible types: xxFJ

Additional Notes

We're missing one of your big three, since we don't have you rising sign, which is unfortunate! This also means that I can't give a super accurate estimation for extraversion vs introversion without knowing if your placements are mostly above or below the horizon line. The closest thing I can do is use the 2/3 of your big three to do the estimation - since water signs are usually more introverted, and Cancer makes up your sun and moon, I'll say you might have a preference towards introversion! Time for the top 5!

INFP

INFJ

ISTJ

INTP

ENFJ

Hope this was a fun read, and Happy New Year!!

[inoreuct]

I saw, and by hell am I delighted! Zoro who’s scared of himself??? Zoro who isolates himself, because he doesn’t want a repeat??? ASIIJXNJ ino I love you

I have this image in my head of Sanji just covered in bite marks, and Zoro is just like “yes. Everyone knows he’s mine. Good” while Sanji is freaking out because “OH MY LORD I LOOK LIKE I GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH A FERAL DOG” idk man Zoro doing things and then Sanji having no clue why is fun to me

Hope your 3am writing is treating you well lol

YESSSSSS his first instinct is definitely to retreat lmao. he sits and stews in everything that happened, compartmentalises as much as he can, tries to figure out why exactly he did what and while all that’s happening he REFUSES to voluntarily seek out his nakama because he hasn’t sorted it out yet. what if it happens again? whereas the whole crew is just like. hello your first instinct is to bite a limb off anyone that comes near. and yet we collectively carried you off the deck and into the galley while you were SLEEPING and you didn’t even wake up because you subconsciously knew it was us, and you really think you’d attack us if you didn’t mean to? boy bffr.

hoo boy zoro’s possessive but also like. not. he knows sanji likes to flirt and charm and flit around like a social butterfly, and to some degree he’s fine with it— because at the end of the day, he’s who sanji comes back to. it’s all just fun, but sanji falls asleep in his bed. but at the same time… a few marks can’t hurt yk just to dissuade any possible ideas… because zoro isn’t blind. he knows sanji’s a catch. the cook is beautiful and talented and so very kind and he treats the people he loves like royalty; zoro could give you NAMES of people who would snap sanji up in a flash if he was available. so yeah; he bites. a lot. and he’ll stop if sanji actually has an issue with it but so far, beyond sanji jokingly complaining that he’s getting mauled like a chew toy? they’re all good 👌🏼👌🏼

[liminalchasm]

if i did an alternate take disneys aladdin she'd be a boymode transfem and instead of being a loner she hangs out with the girls from the brothel. she got kicked out for stealing from rich clients too often lol, but she has friends there. still steals food, gives it to hungry kids, thinks rich people are assholes, kind of looks up at the palace and naively thinks about how great life could be there, loves the view anyway.

jasmine sneaks out and doesn't like... not know what money is. lmao? she took some of her jewelry to pawn but her plan is to leave the city because she knows she'll break her dads heart by leaving, and she wants (disney voice) mooorrrreee. from life.

and aladdin sees this woman who is wandering around with this expensive jewelry OUT and no one else with her and she's talking about needing money quick and skipping town and uhhhh. friend, come here, you are being way too obvious with those stolen goods, and you clearly need help getting out of a bad situation. we'll find you a fence. you must be from out of town, do the girls at the brothel know you? no? come, then, theres less scrutiny in the other part of town, the girls can help you find a bed and i can find a fence. lets make a plan.

jasmine does not like being condescended to but she's smart enough to see reason. theres a tension at first because she's a little... offended at being treated like a commoner, even though that's what she wanted. and because she thought she had a good plan, but... what's a fence?

so aladdin thinks she's just escaped from some awful man who didn't give her an education. although at some point its revealed she can read. which is a point of tension because huh. what. aladdin can't read so what, how did she? a tutor?? oh honey your father was RICH rich, huh? nobles can be real tyrants, though, she understands why you'd want to leave the city. aladdin wouldn't mind going with... if they can sneak out. someone should go with and help this poor woman, and aladdin is treated as a vagrant anyway. but uhhh being very wanted by the guards makes it hard to pass out of the city gates.

so maybe THERES where the diamond in the rough thing comes along is that instead of like, jail first, jafar's disguise comes along, having heard Whispers of... both the 'kidnapped' princess and this poor, unfortunate couple of women trying to make it out of the city. hes connected to the fences for stolen goods and he can, obviously, recognize the princesses stuff that she sells. (the guards catch the fence who bought it and theres a whole thing of him being like 'i didnt know! one of the new girls in town had it! must have been from a very recent caravan! i didn't know! you'll let me go with a warning if i tell you everything i know? well...' )

so jafar smuggles them out and they both go into the cave of wonders together, because they are both Diamonds In The Rough...

their arc is recognizing that royalty sucks and poverty is preventable :) lying is morally good and so is overthrowing the sultanate

[doomed-era]

for that ship ask game: mipha x link and midna x zelda?

YAYYY I love miphlink and midzel!!!

ok this is a long one so yay we get a cut.

Mipha/Link:

yeeeesss I think these two are cute as hell. I think there's some exploration to be had with their relationship being explicitly romantic. enough that i've written a fic about them, so. yeah I like it. I don't remember exactly when I got into it, it's been in the back of my mind for a long time since I've always liked Mipha. sidon saying Link looks upset after the Mipha memory still gets me

As for why I like them? I've gone over how I interpret Mipha's character a couple of times before but I'll try to sum it up: Mipha and Link are frightfully similar characters in more ways than one. They are quiet warriors who are willing to sacrifice everything for Hyrule (and, in a way, the status quo), and are treated as larger-than-life heroes before and after their deaths. It's difficult to know what they thought about this, because not only do they not talk about their motivations, Breath of the Wild doesn't really want to dwell on them and instead is happy to just see them as their roles. Link is the brave knight who is faithful to his duty and royalty (barf), and Mipha is the. girl version of this which is basically saying she's treated as saintly and passive and self-sacrificial (barf). I want something better for them!! grabs them both like this!!!

WITH ALL THAT ASIDE. I think the whole unrequited love thing Mipha has going with Link is boring unless Mipha and Link's psyches are explored respectfully (heaven knows Some People think she's better off dead and "lustful and creepy." somehow???? putting them in a relationship filters out a lot of that sentiment/I think pining like that can get obnoxious if it's stretched out.) so. I prefer them being in a relationship and exploring how that affects them. because BOY do I think it would. their similar natures would absolutely make their lives hard because they are AWFUL communicators and are constantly throwing themselves in front of each other. mipha keeps trying to figure out what link's doing and what happened to him while. not actually saying this sentiment out loud. and link's just in knight mode, being his. knightly selfless self while that's not what mipha wants! she KNOWS it's just a facade! meanwhile she's trying to keep up her OWN facade of unconditional gentleness while also being under so much pressure and not wanting to have anyone to lean on because everyone ELSE is under pressure too and link won't confide in her because vulnerability is for suckers and mid-afternoon snacktime. YIPPEEEEEEEE!!!! maybe in a better world they'd figure that out. in a world that accepted them for who they are instead of forcing them to perform. in a world that allowed them to be selfish. and maybe, together, they can learn to be selfish for each other.

also I think sidon being link's brother in law is funny

hot take mipha isn't creepy for liking link now that he's older it's like an aragorn/arwen thing. I understand that it's kind of unusual for someone to think that way about a childhood friend, but I don't think it's morally wrong. leave her alone for god's sake the amount of hate i've seen in the miphlink tag makes my blood boil. I've read fics treating her like some sort of byword. you don't have to like her, and criticizing a female character is okay. mipha's writing isn't the greatest (I mean, no female character in BOTW/TOTK is really written adequately, especially if they get slotted into a love interest role) but I think you all are just being sexist and trying to convince yourselves you're morally correct for it by covering it up with puritanism. you're not slick.

OKAY. SORRY FOR THE TEXTWALL LMAO

Midna/Zelda:

OH I SHIP THEM BABEY!!!! mostly bc of some lovely art I've seen on tumblr and rotating the "your heart and mine were one" line in my head (I am paraphrasing i don't think that's the actual line but MIDNAS FACE WHEN ZELDA SAID THAT. AUGH) also their general familiarity with each other/Midna's quips towards her.

why I ship them? uhh well as mentioned. the lines/their chemistry although not really dwelt upon is good. and also I like both of them a lot and TP Zelda is a lesbian midna is bisexual 100% ok byebye

hot takes? idk I really don't have any. I just kinda like them they're pretty

[finniestoncrane]

Finnie ik I'm in your inbox like every two seconds but can we all agree EVERY Eddie is more than happy to be cumrag for a partner... Like some have different needs and some will fight how much they want it, but dear God are they ready to get sticky and gross

Sticky Riddlers

Riddler Headcanons fuck yeah, although i don't think they're all too keen for it! there are some of them that are just like desperate for that kind of humiliation or opportuntiy to get gross and messy or even just to be used for something at all lmao so here's the ones i think are likely to be into getting a bit sticky 💚 request info • prompt list • send me a request • kofi • masterlist minors DNI!! 🔞 cw: cumplay, nsfw obviously

arkham

absolutely the top candidate for this but maybe not even in a sexual way?

like he just instinctively wipes stains down his shirt, wipes his face and hands on it

so once he's finished eating you out or sucking you off whatever is left dribbling on his chin is getting smeared down his front

he wears the stains like a badge of honour, a symbol of his acheivements

he has his degrees and less-than-clean funds to show his intellectual prowess, he has his vest covered in your cum to display his other talents

dano

any and all bodily fluids please he doesn't care how they get on him but he's happy to be covered in them

blood, sweat, spit, tears, cum

he'll happily have them all smeared across his chest or his thighs

you could sit on his face and wipe yourself over his mask when you're done too if you want

as long as it's somewhere he can reach to dip his fingers into and get a taste of whatver you've left behind on him

twojar

feel like this guy is a huge fan of having you grind yourself on his thigh

like he'll make you hump out your orgasm yourself before he'll even consider touching you

and you better make sure that you leave a sticky little mess all over his pants

he better be able to feel it soaking through the fabric onto his skin, warm and wet

and he loves having you ride him and letting you spill yourself all over his abdomen

he just likes knowing you're completely satisfied, with physical evidence to prove it

zero year

he's maybe a bit hesitant to admit how much he likes being covered in your arousal

but if he was pressed, tortured to confess the truth, he'd have to confess to how much he loves being covered in you

trails, slick and glistening, all down his chest or his cheeks

smelling like you, tasting like you, long after the deed has been done

he likes to pretend he's in control and the dominant one, but tell him to get on his knees and let you smear yourself on him and he's there in a heartbeat

unburied

listen if it's not messy and sticky and the two of you aren't covered in cum and sweat and whatever else, then what was even the point?

feel free to wipe your fingers on him after you've been playing with yourself, as long as he can do the same

he's a bit of a showoff too, so however much of yourself you manage to wipe off on his shirt or pants or skin even

there's every chance he'll let those stains dry and keep wearing them even when people point them out

young justice

he'll literally do whatever you want him to do

you want to use his shirt? his tie? his face? to wipe yourself off with?

he's there, ready to clean up, at your service, dillgent and enthusiastic

i mean yeah he can be a cumrag, but he can be a little recepticle too, happy to lap up any spills

his purpose is to serve you and treat you like royalty, that's what he gets off on

[soul-likeasecretinyourthroat]

Personal life update : we broke up on 5/5/25 at 11:59 pm 😞 but there’s no hard feelings, he just realized that he’s not bisexual, but in fact just gay lmao 😂😂😂💀

I was sorta delusional the whole time

But, I had a lot of fun with him, he set my standards for my future partners very high bc he treated me like royalty, while also keeping me grounded by calling me names and such

I truly wish the best for his future romantic endeavors, for he was nothing but the sweetest to me, and made me feel really special. Like most guys who I tried talking to only wanted my body, but he (even though he’s officially gay now) wanted to actually get to know me and he actually challenged me with his intellect.

The most thing I was attracted to about him was his mind and spirit, his physical self also being pretty was just a bonus

He gave me such mental stimulation; I already miss it. It’s been hard not texting him updated on what I’ve been doing every second, like I’ve done for the past almost 10 months, I have found almost peace within myself

I feel honored to be the girl he tried to be sort of straight for, like truly if I’m his first and only girlfriend, I will feel honored to have been part of his self-discovery journey.

I’m drunk rn so that’s why this post is so long.

He wrote four pages of how he was feeling, so that he could read them to me over the phone so I could have closure. He’s always had a hard time expressing himself (which now is obvious why 😂), and I really appreciate him for telling me how he feels and that it was totally not about me.

“It’s not that I didn’t know if I wanted to kiss You, but if I wanted to kiss Women”

He said that when I told him that I liked him way back when in last june, that so much was changing in his life, he had gotten rejected by his crush (a very obviously straight guy 💀), that he thought trying something new would be cool, because you’ll never know if you don’t even try.

Anyway, Im glad to have had him be such a figure in my life for these past several months, definetly helped that he was there while I was coming off of all my medications (ie prozac and Ritalin) so that I had some sort of stability

We are still going to see will wood over the summer together with a couple of friends which is nice

I’m still gonna give him his birthday presents that I made / bought for him (Freddy fazbear tshirt, the knife from the book “the knife of never letting go” by Patric ness, the Gojo cube that I tig welded out of stainless steel, and I’m gonna write him a new card that just had thank yous in it that I wanna say, like how I appreciate him and such for being such an amazing person to me, even though he doesn’t swing that way he made me feel beautiful, loved, and cared for.)

If I ever marry a woman and she and I want kids, I’d ask him to donate some stuff to me bc he has really good genetics and I still am trying to get over him, it would be nice to be able to see the kid I dreamt of all those months ago actually exist, it was a good dream.

I’m just glad I didn’t make a move on him that Saturday, 5/3/25 I believe, to kiss him. Bc that would’ve been hella awkward

I’ve told most people that I care about. My dad doesn’t like him anymore, but that’s to be expected. I didn’t tell anyone the reason why we broke up besides 3 close friends who don’t have anyone to tell it to. Everyone else thinks we broke up because we decided we were better off as friends because we had a couple of fundamental differences 😂

This might sound selfish, but I wish I had a dick so that he would stay with me, I curse being gender-fluid in a female body, a curse of curves in all the wrong places. Oh how many nights when I was 14 I’d pray til dawn to wake up as a guy; younger me didn’t know any better.

Ok enough drunken ramblings, goodnight tumblr, and goodnight ex-boyf, even though I can’t text you that anymore, I wanna let you know that you are still weighing heavy on my mind and that you’ll always hold a place in my heart where I wished for more than you could give me <3 always and forever in some ways; yours.

[pbaz7]

early and exited cuz i love myself some fluff :)

light sexual content

and I love myself some of this let's goooo

Azzi reached for the handle to get out as well, but the click of the locks caught her off guard.

gentlewoman p even when its been years

"Ridiculous or thoughtful? Pick one," Paige said, leaning down to offer her hand like she was escorting royalty.

princess is royalty of course

“Baby I'm only 5 months. I’m barely showing. I don’t need you treating me like I’m made of glass.”

OH MY GOD ANOTHER KID STOP IT. I'M GONNA CRY STFU

If I don’t protect you, what kind of wife would I be?”

why am i emotional tf

“Yours, apparently,” Azzi teased. “Because my wife obviously controls the universe.”

if paige could she would for az

“You knew what you were signing up for when you married me. It’s in the fine print.”

the fine print please im crying

But only because I respect your boundaries…For now.”

for now...

Everyone on the team and within the organization had been sworn to secrecy about Azzi’s pregnancy, but they couldn’t help but admire how Paige hovered over her every chance she got.

they know they watching the greatest love story known to man

but there was no denying she wouldn’t have it any other way.

they're so perfect for each other

Aaliyah strolled into the locker room with a grin, spotting Azzi sitting in the corner.

LILI!

she followed me to the bathroom because she had just gotten out of the shower and said the floor was too slippery for me to go alone

she would. she treats azzi with so much care right now idk what she's gonna do if this happens irl

Remember when you got that stomach bug like your freshman year, and she showed up to the dorm with five different types of soup because she didn’t know which one you’d want that night?”

author you're making me tear up stop

“By the way, Nika and Caroline are already fighting over who gets to be the God mom

not 100% I'd trust Nika with my kid lmao

“Yes, fruit. It’s good for you and the baby.”

Paige let the woman live

“You two are disgusting, I’m leaving”

me reading this

Paige flexed in front of the other team's bench, her biceps protruding as she looked at them with a smirk before walking to the free throw line

just fainted sorry

Oh God please not now, she thought, shifting uncomfortably as she uncrossed and crossed her legs again and adjusted her posture.

you can't fight it once its happened sorry babe

But the way Paige’s muscles flexed as she high-fived a teammate after a timeout made Azzi seriously doubt her ability to make it through the game.

this is some fan girl shit

“You good?” Paige asked, leaning back against the bench and looking at her wife.

she is DEFINITELY not good

“Mmm... I see what’s happening.”

we all do...

“Can’t help it if my wife finds me irresistible,” she teased.

i KNOW someone is filming this and the people of tumblr are learning to lip read

“Enjoy the show mama,” she said with a wink.

azzi take a deep breath babe

but when Paige did it, exposing the muscles of her stomach, Azzi felt her entire body tense.

oh she's doing this on purpose

“You’re doing so well.”

"you're so good though, please continue" vibes

She always had that protective instinct about her with Azzi, but it was heightened now that Azzi was pregnant.

considering how protective she is now i can't even imagine this

“Just...watching.”

she's so perfect

“there have been reports from trusted sources that your wife, Azzi Fudd, is out for the season due to pregnancy. Can you confirm or deny this?”

shut the fuck up. it's always a man.

Back then I personally stated multiple times that I would be going to the draft after my season ended, but that didn’t stop reporters from writing articles about me trying to force my way out of Dallas with claims of me threatening to stay an extra year.”

CLOCK IT AUTHOR. MOTHERFUCKING CLOCK IT.

So no, I, Paige Bueckers, cannot answer a question for Azzi Fudd right now.

she ate that so hard

Azzi’s hand slid up, brushing against Paige’s wrist, and she gave a playful tug. “Sit with me for a second,” she murmured, her voice dipping slightly.

wait im scared

“You’re the one walking around here looking like that,”

oh azzi baby. you should've known that when you first met her like 2 decades ago

“You miss me, huh?” she teased as her thumb grazed the edge of Azzi’s robe.

oh she definitely does

carefully balancing her weight so she hovered over Azzi without putting any pressure on her stomach.

she's so careful with her it's so wholesome

“I don’t need foreplay.

alrighty then!

author yk what time it is

im back!

“you have the coolest mom ever. She’s strong, intelligent, and so kind. She’s a little bossy, but we let that slide because she’s also really pretty.”

im gonna cry stfu

“I’m gonna make sure you get spoiled, but don’t tell her I said that.

so emotional rn guys wtf

“And while we’re at it, no dating until you’re 30 baby.”

paige would SO be this typa parent

“Statistics show children usually end up happier when their parents prioritize each other over anything because it creates a more stable environment for them.”

oh she's putting that big east scholar title to work

Wanted to make sure I got this parenting thing right.”

don't think she could mess it up if she tried

“Righttt blame the other princess,”

her two princesses

Paige grinned and shrugged, leaning down to kiss her one last time. Then, with a quiet laugh, she grabbed her keys and walked out of the room.

she would literally do anything for azzi

Azzi smirked, resting her hands on Paige’s thighs as Paige opened the spoon. “You offered to go get it, didn’t you?”

she's got a point tho

Paige sighed dramatically, shaking her head. “I’m not whipped.”

yeah and the sky's purple

If this was what Azzi needed to sleep peacefully, she’d stay just like this all night.

author what the fuck

Her hand found its way to Azzi’s stomach, her thumb tracing slow circles as her eyes fluttered shut.

this is incredibly insensitive to anyone out there who is single

author... yk what im gonna say... love this... love u... love anything u write

i'm forgetting if i told u this or not but im going to the uconn game tmrw and im SO excited you don't understand

will def send updates post!

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OH MY GOD ANOTHER KID STOP IT. I'M GONNA CRY STFU

first time i’ve successfully tricked you

why am i emotional tf

you pregnant ??🤨

not 100% I'd trust Nika with my kid Imao

not sure i’d trust any of them with my child lmao 😭

just fainted sorry

standup!!

i KNOW someone is filming this and the people of tumblr are learning to lip read

literally lmao. zoomed in and all

CLOCK IT AUTHOR. MOTHERFUCKING CLOCK IT.

🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

she would literally do anything for azzi

she’s not special…i would too

this is incredibly insensitive to anyone out there who is single

i am so sorry 😭😭

As for the GAME ?!?!!?

you def did not tell me i’m so excited for you!! i hope you enjoy it stink 🫶🏼

you have to let me know how it is

[ratioyangreal]

Thank the cheese god for spawning your pinned post.

- for sunday x luocha, for the bible vibe maybe an alternate universe where the chicken is lucifer and loucha lilith (fluff, smut, whatever)

- welt x ratio, modern au where they are adoptive parents to little mc (mayvbe make caelus and stelle twins??) and they're helping them with their homework;

Also, can you show me the way to your blog where you post sampard and bronle, I rlly need it 🙏

Ehe, no problems, no problems :D

But by the sampard/bronle ships, I meant like other people who have other blogs for them, lol. I don't have a sideblog for sampard/bronle, and I don't plan on making one rn.

anyway, hope you enjoy!

- 🎗️admin

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a/n : As for the bible study ask, (I'll assume it's a Hazbin Hotel au, for the Lucifer & Lilith names), it sounds actually super cool. Headcanons cuz it's easier for me to write them for bible study lol.

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- So we all know that Sunday's the king of hell, right, but he rarely shows himself during exterminations, battles, or soul deals, or literally anything else.

- Cause this man's BUSY

- Like busy with meetings, doing more deals that gain his power, making himself unable to dethrone, etc.

- He's constantly making sure his assistants can do everything properly, running around his palace, just like.

- Ordering around his servants to do everything. Making sure they know how to do it, etc

- After he's sure no one in Hell can dethrone him,

- He just. Sleeps.

- Like just goes snmohg mimimimimi

- Obviously his bed’s like the Princess and The Pea story,

- like 5 fluffiest mattresses for him and he sleeps like a baby

- As soon as he lays down

- 💤

- (I feel like Loucha would just walk in on Sunday just passed out in bed

- And just doesn't care,

- He's just like, “oh ok my husband's asleep” and Sunday’s posing like jesus christ on the stick, closed eyes and everything.)

- (But then he wakes up because he heard the door creaking as Loucha opened it lmao.)

- Anyway, Sunday's a light sleeper and he probably locks his door whenever he sleeps too lmao.

- Just to avoid getting woken up.

- When he is awake, Loucha is either out travelling the rings of hell, or cooking something for the both of them.

- I feel like Loucha would just be like those girly girl queens that hit the slay pose every now and then /j

- anyway they're content with living like royalty and doing their own thing tbh

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a/n : For the modern au ratioyang with adopted children!cosmic twins, AAAAAAAA- I'm in love with it. Some headcanons because. Because :).

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OK SO-

- Ratio wasn't fond of the idea of adopting two kids from an orphanage at first, I mean.. they are there for a reason, right??

- Welt would probably be the one to convince him, let's say he just wants to adopt them both okay. And Ratio’s, not really interested in the idea at first.

- Because, children are a lot of work y'know

- Until,,,, Ratio finds out that they both hold a stelleron in them.

- So the two end up adopting both of them.

- He'd probably end up studying them if it wasn't for Welt smh /j

- And like, Ratio treats them like his students, strict and expecting the best manners, and grades.

- But Welt helps his partner show a bit more love to the twins, and which Ratio allows himself to actually treat them like children, his children. His and Welt's.

- (I'll assume they're in high school),

- Ratio firstly doesn't think his kids need help with studying or schoolwork,

- mainly because they've listened to both of their parents squabble over science, mathematical calculations, and other stuff related.

- So it surprises him when Caelus asks for help on chemistry.

- Obviously, he's all “You don't know how to do this? This is the most simplistic thing I've ever seen!”

- But he eventually does help him,

- (without being an egotistical ass)

- (believe it or not)

- Stelle, on the other hand, turns to Welt for help on maths.

- To which Welt happily accepts, and teaches Stelle like an actual good teacher, and makes sure she's listening and understanding.

- They both have very different ways of teaching, however both of their children end up passing their exams anyways.

- So they're both proud.

- (ratio shows caelus off to his class definitely)

- (All like “You see, Caelus is a perfect example of a good student. And you morons have to learn from him.”)

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[so-long-soldier28]

I won't try to annoy you anymore (no promises lmao) but thoughts on a royalty au where Kai is a king?

I TOTALLY MADE NOTES ON THIS AND FORGOT TO ANSWER I'M SO SORRY GJFSNFKSL Okay, but I promise, you don't annoy me AT ALL, I'm just slow! Especially on workdays; I get nothing done on those days. But yes, Kai is a king, I have some notes.

ookay, kai as a king would be a cocky lil bastard.

his ego would be way up, and he probably wouldn't be the fairest.

for a long time, he was the prince, and waited (rather impatiently) for his dad to die so he could take over.

parents were really serious about how their kingdom was ruled & they wanted to keep things that way. both were cold & emotionally distant, and his father was even more so after his mother's demise.

when kai becomes king, he doesn't change much at first, but makes a few changes just to piss the man off. over time though, especially after his dad's death, he changes things more to fit his liking.

kai would definitely have a servant, & would probably be pretty cruel to them at first, but with time, learns to enjoy their help & company.

maybe it's a mutual thing, where the servant kinda hates him, too.

but with so much time spent alone with him, he starts to see a more human side (kai starts to reveal a more human side) and they become frenemies / friends (like a merthur [merlin bbc] situation kinda, but with more hate at first).

since kai's childhood was filled with so much coldness and not much warmth, he doesn't really understand how to treat people well. on top of that, monarchies and leaderships, historically, prove that people with too much power tend to abuse that power.

it takes him a long time to learn to treat his servant as a person, not as a thing or a tool. however, when they do finally get on good terms, and even become friends, he allows the servant to better him in many ways, like in his treatment of others.

around the castle, he'd be a huge flirt.

he was a huge flirt as the prince, but it only worsens when he becomes king. the same girls he'd tease as prince, he'd tease as king, but now with even more of an attitude.

he also flirts with new girls around the castle.

others (elders, dad's servants / friends, etc.) & elder women / women he's not flirting with constantly tell him to grow up, but he has plenty of back talk prepared for every person who tells him such.

girls, however, are one big subject his servant makes a point to address. where the elders fail, he thrives, being the only person kai actually listens to. over time, he comes to objectify them less and put more focus into acquainting himself with them.

partly to find a wife, as he's supposed to do.

definitely has a temper

tends to start wars over menial things, but will hesitate going to battle over something big.

priorities aren't exactly in place.

things that are important to him aren't always the greater battle, and he has a hard time realizing what battles are expected of him to fight.

doesn't like to be told what to do. doesn't like advice, and especially doesn't like guidance from people that remind him of his father / worked alongside his father.

will more likely take the opinion of his Favorite Girl into consideration faster than he will of any of the men.

ends up marrying said Favorite Girl in a couple years & she falls pregnant rather quickly.

uncertain about children, but knows he needs an heir and his wife is really excited, so he starts to feed off that.

when the baby is born, he's suddenly, extremely protective of it.

it's a boy, like he's supposed to produce as his first heir.

elders then tell him he doesn't need any more kids because he produced an heir. (they're worried about his initial disdain for kids, plus they preferred his father's leadership much more over kai's, and don't believe the kingdom / castle needs any more mini-kais).

but he and his wife go on to have four more, all girls. neither planned for a big family, but he can't stay off her 🫣 and she loves having kids.

these are all my notes on this for now! at first i wasn't sure i'd have a lot, but the more i wrote, the more i came to love the idea. definitely need to add king AUs to my prompts list!

also, i switched back and forth between past and present tense while making my notes. (i have no idea why, or how.) but i hope i caught them all, if not, i'm sorry!

[spongebob-connoisseur]

Slappy celebrating Hanukkah cause Peter Lorre was Jewish

This is so cute! I wonder why I hadn't thought of this before? I can see it.

You know this had me thinking about how religions/religious holidays function underwater because it seems like they swap from treating their Greek deities like royalty or if they actually worship them. They only celebrate Christmas because Sandy introduced it to them. But at the same time there was the episode Farmerbob where Sponge Bob makes a reference to a Bar Mitzvah. This reminds me of someone's fan theory but that's a story for another time.

As for Slappy, I was wondering if he would discover it from finding some books in Nosferatu's private library then introducing it to the citizens of Bikini Bottom (kinda like how Spongebob did in Christmas Who) but then I had a better idea.

Slappy has many pals in the cemetery, I'm sure he can regularly visit his deceased family members and ask them stuff. I can fully picture Slappy talking with his great great great grandmother and her telling Slaps about how she was swimming in the sea one day when suddenly the ocean split in half, basically telling Slappy the lore. Lmao

I can still picture him sharing with his pals in Bikini Bottom. Unfortunately the only people he is close enough to tell is Nosferatu, Slippy, and the guys rotting underground. Still, it's good enough for him💖

[necroangelz]

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i love hearung people infodump about stuff wven its stufg idk pleasr peladeplelfeldmf dies

( the angel apologizes for the late response to uur ask . it's been more than a week .oops . it's okay though because this infodump is HELLA LONG. /SRS )

i adore ppl who listen to infodumps > < /p gen

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infodump about an oc

so, then, let me tell uu about the story of the half demon and the human she loved. (aka my demon Slayer ocs doomed Yuri )

this infodump is gonna require some prior knowledge to demon Slayer tbh > < I'm too lazy to explain details that are specific to the demon Slayer series Soz ... also my autocorrect might randomly capitalize Slayer so just ignore that

so let's introduce the characters !!

KAGUYA UBUYASHIKI

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kaguya's name above links her playlist that i made a few yrs ago !! the playlist is quite old and i don't add new songs to it as much but i quite love it a lot > < i think the songs suit her well so there's no reason to change anything

at the start of the canon series (like lets say kaguya is in the story because thats how i wrote it lmao) Kaguya is 25 years old. as her surname "ubuyashiki" implies, she's an adopted member of the ubuyashiki clan. her mother was a pillar (a pillar of what, I'm not sure yet ahaha...) who disappeared before kaguyas birth, and left the infant Kaguya at the doorstep of the ubuyashikis. they decided to take her in and raise her alongside kagaya ubuyashiki, the head of the demon Slayer corps at the start of the series. Kaguya is 2 years older than kagaya. she is also his only surviving sibling as the rest of their siblings committed suicide years ago (canon fact i read just now lol)

she doesn't know much about her mother, and only knows her mother through the stories that others tell about her. unfortunately, due to their line of work, those who knew her mother end up dying until she's the only one carrying her mother's memory. there rumors though that her mother had an affair with a demon right before giving birth to kaguya

Kaguya hopes to find her father one day. how she will do it, what would she do (ask him why it had to be her mother, ask him about her mother, kill him, form a relationship with him, etc.); she doesn't know.

fun fact about her father: originally she was going to be the daughter of muzan kibutsuji. because this was a common trope i did before, i made ocs who were the daughters of villains. i didn't really regard the villains as parental figures because i was in love with them, but i suppose i enjoyed the family dynamic this trope would have. it was interesting to imagine the villain parent as being softer and kinder to their daughter (if they were on the same side [kaguya would not have been on the same side as muzan, obviously]), their daughter being spoiled, treated like royalty, and inheriting the same villainous traits from their parent(s)... i actually did have another oc who was muzan's daughter, although she didn't exist in the same "universe" as kaguya lolz

... looking back at my childhood and family history i can see why i was so in love with this trope

anyways. Kaguya harbors a secret that she doesn't hide well, so most people are aware of it, but out of respect no one accuses her of anything. Kaguya might just be a half demon half human (okay well take out the word "might" because she IS). she exhibits great inhuman strength and speed, she can heal quickly from any injury (it's not as fast as the regular demons' regeneration, but she can survive injuries that humans would usually die from. she recovers quickly from injuries and never gets sick. healers love her. literally. i used to ship her with shinobu.) she's also allergic to sunlight and wisteria. she gets severe rashes when she stands under the sun for too long and her body temperature rises quickly when she's outside. hence, she wears a wide brimmed hat to protect from the sun. i also think she would wear her universe's version of sunscreen. she also feels nauseous around wisteria. heaven knows what would happen if she ingested it.

she's sort of a prodigy when it comes to being a warrior/fighter. she began having rigorous training to fight demons since she was 8 and since then she has become a high profile demon Slayer. (that age might change... it used to be 6 but i thought 6 was too overkill lol. that's really young isn't it. she should be at the playground /ref)

I'm a bit undecided about what her breath style should be. it used to be breath of the Phoenix (based on the song the Phoenix by fall out boy) and i have a design of Kaguya with red robes which would fit that breath style more, but I've grown used to purple robes Kaguya! i know i could have Kaguya use breath of the Phoenix while wearing purple robes, but robes are often symbolic of a slayer's breath style, and purple robes just don't really give Phoenix vibes.

Kaguya with red robes ! i use this design in an AU of kaguya's story. i won't go into the AU in this post but all one needs to know is: it's based on moon knight. because i just so happened to have a moon knight phase around the same time i was really obsessed with kaguya's story

another breath style Kaguya could use though is wisteria breathing. i just thought of this recently so it's a wip idea, but it could be interesting bc wisteria breathing is strong against demons but it will also hurt her. wisteria and all that. it feels symbolic of her as a character as well.. somehow

anyways, Kaguya is aloof, keeps her distance from others, acts invulnerable and cold, although she has moments of warmth and can still show kindness to others. she prefers that others do not get to know her on a personal level and keeps everything professional. her brother and her 1 or 2 friends encourage her to loosen up and they've tried everything to get her to socialize with others.

she's desensitized to her pain and others'. the corps often gives her the hardest jobs simply because she's one of their best fighters, so she's used to long battles (and winning). she's not cocky when it comes to fighting, but she certainly knows that she will eventually win. she rarely shows fear. she knows that a scared warrior is not what people need.

obviously she has a dash of trauma added to her character.

i realized Kaguya is extremely similar to mizu from blue eye samurai. i didnt intend fur that—kaguya was made AGES before BES was released, but i think that's really cool lol

RISA AKAGI

kaguyas childhood friend who died at 25. she was a demon Slayer of a high rank, just like her dear friend. came from a rich family with parents that loved her; sadly they never understood her deep down. they didn't understand her dreams to pursue creative arts like writing and music. instead they wanted her to marry so they can become more wealthy.

her parents did arrange a marriage for her, but they lost their wealth anyway. and soon enough, risa lost her husband and her family.

risa was used to dealing with expectations. her peers often viewed her as a perfect unattainable standard. someone to watch and be jealous of. someone to compare themselves to.

she was a practical person who kept calm often. a lot of people liked her and thought she was easy to get along with. she always knew what to do, how to behave, to get people to like her and do what she wanted them to do. many people in her circle liked to act as if they know her well/personally/deeply but she's a guarded person who knows how to keep people away, just like kaguya. the difference between them is that risa can fool people into believing they're closer than they actually are

i actually never thought of what risa's breath style would be. kaguya was her main mentor when she was in training so maybe she developed a breath style based on kaguyas? like early on she was using a common breath style but ended up developing one similar to kaguyas. I'll think about it further though.

that's all i can say about risa.

so what's their story anyway?

their first meeting was when they were children (eight and eleven, risa is 3 yrs older). it was a short meeting, almost unremarkable, although they kept thinking of their meeting bcz they wanted to meet each other again very badly. their wishes were granted and they meet again as teenagers (14, 17). this time theyre able to form a friendship and oh, how close they become. it's like a once in a lifetime bond. and speaking of lifetimes they feel like they know each other from a past life.

^ note I'm not tryna be weird about this, they didn't develop feelings for each other until they were both adults/chronologically 20-somethings. Kaguya physically matures faster due to being half demon so physically she looks about risa's age if not older. she doesn't act like a regular young person either due to her life experiences. i made their ages like this to emphasize how she is stronger in terms of physical power despite being younger.

they are inseparable... except for complications in their life that do separate them. one, as they grow up, risa's marriage to an older man is arranged. as a result she doesn't have as much freedom to do what wanted (ie, hang out with Kaguya) like before. they find their ways though, don't worry. a bit after their marriage, risa's family loses their wealth somehow and they're forced to move to a small very rural town

two, Kaguya obviously has to hide her true life from risa. keeping such a huge secret causes fights and other troubles between them but what else is she to do? she just can't tell a regular civilian about the demon Slayer corps and demons at all . she wants to keep risa safe too so she has to tell her Absolutely Nothing

all of that becomes for nothing though when a demon attacks risa's family, killing her parents (and siblings that live with them, if i decide to give her siblings. i should give her siblings), her husband, and her husband's family too probably. but basically a lot of people are dead. Kaguya arrives and kills the demon, but at that point only risa was the survivor. Kaguya tells her about demons and demon slayers, and risa chooses to enlist in the corps.

when risa enlists, she's 20 and chronologically Kaguya is 17. of course she hasn't really properly ENLISTED yet because she has to go through the final selection ! ( i kinda find it funny that they call it the "final selection" when there's no other selection process for demon slayers other than this, but it's also kind of a final thing in the way that many people Die from it ) so risa moves to kaguya's estate and trains for three years before entering the final selection. obviously she survives and passes with flying colors because she was trained only by the best (kaguya <3). she became friends with the people she saved/helped in the final selection too

so now at 23, risa is a demon slayer! things go quite well in her career. she goes on pair missions with kaguya at first so that risa's safety is ensured and she doesn't have a hard time. risa is worried she actually isn't that good of a demon slayer and at some point she hates relying on kaguya during pair missions, thinking that her success is only because of kaguya and not because she has any skill at all.

aside from that risa also tries to deal with the trauma of losing her family and the mental and physical strain that comes with training and fighting demons. she's terrified that she too will lose her life one day but when she fights alongside kaguya she feels safe, and when she goes home to kaguya after a successful solo mission, she's determined to do her best fighting demons for the rest of her life so that she's happy when she dies

but then she thinks, does she really want to do this for the rest of her life?

kaguya thinks of the same thing too, because before this she was fine being a simple weapon for the corps. a weapon with no friends, no connection to this world, and no real passion in life. she's so strong, obviously she's meant to be a demon slayer, right? but being with risa causes her to rethink everything and what she truly wants

the two of them discuss if they want to retire when they're a bit older. get a nice house in the countryside and live together, raise livestock, and live a calm life where they never think about their missions and they never have to raise a sword against a demon again

,,, well

one day, risa goes on a solo mission and doesn't come back. kaguya knows where she went so she searches the whole place for her, and searches even farther, but none. she tells corps workers stationed in nearby locations to keep an eye out for risa, she searches every week for her, but she doesn't see her nor hear from her for months. she doesn't even find a dead body

what she does find, a few months later, is risa turned into a demon. she would find out later too that demon!risa had already killed a few humans in their time apart. demon risa has no memory of her life as a human, so her first instinct upon seeing kaguya is to attack her. risa is quite strong as a demon. it hurts kaguya to see risa fight with a variant of the same techniques she used when she was still a human

kaguya wants to save her, she wishes there was an ending to this battle that didn't involve risa's death, but she's relentless in her attack. it was either risa died or kaguya died

so she's slain by kaguya. let me just copy paste this line from my notes:

"as her head gets chopped and falls off, one moment from her human life flashes before her eyes. a blurry memory of her and kaguya sitting in kaguya's estate, drinking tea and enjoying the afternoon sun. the memory constantly changes shape and briefly morphs into other memories that she can't process, and it feels like a scene playing from far away. like a memory that isn't hers. risa doesn't think this is from her memory at all, due to the blurriness and transience of it. she dies facing the sky and a single teardrop falls from her eye."

risa was 25 when she died. kaguya was chronologically 23

as one can guess, this whole ordeal traumatized kaguya even further than she is already traumatized. poor thing. all of this would have taken place 3yrs before the main story (so kaguya would be 25 too when the main story would roll around)

okay, so what really happened to risa on the night she disappeared during the mission anyway? how did she become a demon?

i don't have a LOT of details sorted out, but basically she was wounded and super duper hurt during the fight, the demon she's fighting offers to turn her into a demon (i'm guessing she should've been fighting a demon moon then... oohh what if she thought she was fighting a regular demon but then a demon moon shows up and offers to turn her??) obviously she declines the offer but in the end she gets forcefully turned into a demon. so yeah !

i would also like to note that in this story, the demon slayers are aged up just a little bit. i'm sure it makes sense to someone that a lot of demon slayers are young—because they die before they can grow old— but a part of me was unsatisfied with that! so a lot of the pillars are in their early to mid 20s, with the exception of muichiro who is 17, tengen who is 31 (this bitch is 23 originally wtf??, and gyomei who is 44 (HE IS 27 I THOUGHT HE WAS IN HIS 40S)

thats all i have to share i think. thank GOD its all over now /s if one has somehow made their way to the end and read everything in this ramble, comment uur fav video game or something .

aaaaaand thats the end of kaguya ubuyashiki and risa akagi's wonderful backstory and their happy ending.