#some of this probably comes from them both being headcanoned as deaf
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Still don't understand how anybody could look at Bakugou and Mic and go 'well, they're both loud blond prodigies, clearly they are otherwise the same type of character and have many other similarities. I bet they're even each other's favored student/teacher!'
No. No they are not
#though i suppose it explains some mischaracterizations#like erasermic being portrayed as enemies to lovers because they're being compared to bakudeku#or mic being half a step away from villainy when bakugou is the one who's been compared to a villain. multiple times.#or the other side of bakugou being kind of an asshole with heart of gold which is more in line with mic's sarcastic exterior#I'm sure somebody will get mad at me for saying all this#but oh well#present mic#yamada hizashi#bakugou katsuki#they do not have a single statistic in common. not one.#some of this probably comes from them both being headcanoned as deaf#... as if that negates everything else#some of you really looked at a character who was bullied in high school and a character who is a high school bully#and went 'i bet they're fond of each other :)'#no. go learn to read
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Hello there!!!!
May I request some silly headcanons of Leona & Malleus with a gn!Yuu who threatens them with blasting an air horn into a megaphone as a way to get them to stop bickering? Bonus if theyâve actually done it?
thank you!!
âCome on peace! I don't have all day!â
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â§âËâ· đđĄđđ«đđđđđ«(đŹ)ââ Leona Kingscholar, Malleus Draconia. â âžâž*
â·ïž°Ê đđšđđ â§âË⊠Yuu is gender neutral and can be the same person as Reader. This is actually such a fun idea omg, I tried my best to do it justice!!
â°ă»đđđ«đ§đąđ§đ (đŹ) â§âËê° Threats ig. Éâ§âŠ
Yuu would probably be having a bad day and wanted some peace and quiet as they made their way back to Ramshackle while leaving Grim with the ADeuce duo.
They thought that they could finally be at peace, until they saw two dorm leaders fighting in Ramshackle's lounge.
Leona and Malleus were bickering like always.
Normally Yuu would've probably brushed them off are try to calm them down.
But since they were having a bad (read: horrible) day, they instead threatened to blast an air horn into a megaphone if they didn't stop bickering.
Leona probably thought that Yuu was being unserious, so he probably just laughed it off while daring Yuu to do it sarcastically.
Meanwhile Malleus was probably just slightly amused and just chuckled quietly.
Both of them aren't taking Yuu seriously and continued to bicker. Well, more like Leona was insulting Malleus while Malleus himself remained calm and taunted Leona further.
That only irked Yuu further, who decided to go to Sam's store (since the chances that Ramshackle just has an air horn laying around on the ground is quite small), to buy an air horn and a mage phone, since my guy has everything in his store.
Sam would probably be quite confused, but business is business.
Yuu showed went back to Ramshackle to find that both boys were still bickering and threatened them once again.
You'd think that they'd listen this time but noooo, they decided to ignore Yuu once again.
That was probably the final nail in the coffin for Yuu, who actually did blow the air horn into the megaphone.
Yuu ended up scaring the living shit out of Leona, poor guy probably almost went deaf because of his sensible hearing.
While Malleus (idk if faes have sensible hearing so I couldn't tell you if he also almost went deaf or nor.) was shocked into silence.
Leona was going to scold Yuu, until he noticed their gloomy expression, and them holding the air horn close to the megaphone.
Not wanting to anger them any further, or actually go deaf in Leona's case, both of them decided to cease their bickering for once.
Yay! Yuu can finally have the peace and quiet they deserve! All's well that ends well.
"Heh, didn't think that you'd have it in you to actually do it, Herbivore. And here I thought that you were all barks no bite."
"Child of Man. I would like to apologize for my unruly behavior, though, I must say that I didn't expect you to actually do as you said."
ê° â ê±ââBack to Leona, Malleus' Masterlistâ
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How would follower!bishops react to a disciple!reader who's very giving and accommodating to them when they first join the cult? As in giving them care packages and showing them around, doing it out of their own free will. The reader knows who each of them are too maybe?
Follower!bishops x kind!disciple!reader
Anon you don't know what you've done because this is exactly how my main cotl OC is I'm about to get silly
Also I could NOT find a decent gif ignore Danny
Notes: reader is GN, you are a disciple of the lamb, you're one of the few people in the cult who knows who the bishops are (something something its been a very long time since theyve all been taken down, passage of time)-- implied that reader is either immortal via a gold skull necklace or other means OR they just keep up with history, follower bishops, more platonic than romantic, crushing if you squint
CWs: none
LESHY
if youre a bit of a pushover he might put some of his chores onto you- will grumble and mutter to himself if you put your foot down though... average youngest sibling activity who had a taste of godhood blah blah hes spoiled
genuinely doesnt know if he feels offended that youre putting so much time aside for him or loving that youre doing your best to make things as comfortable for him as possible- are you doing this for pity or for something else?
will get jealous if you apply the same energy to his siblings, youre his buddy!!
probably thinks hes swaying your faith before you just outright say youre doing all of this out of the kindness of your heart- still teases the lamb about it to stir some drama
HEKET
feels she doesnt need a caretaker or a friend, shes not going to let anyone think that shes gone soft after falling from grace- she takes the longest to warm up to your kindness
either lashes out at you or the lamb due to feeling that youve been assigned as a babysitter to make sure she doesnt do anything- sure, the lamb has no reason to trust her or her siblings to behave themselves in the cult BUT that doesnt make it any less humiliating!
she does get used to your company with time- youre stubborn... talking together is easy because youve taken the time to learn sign language and youre more than happy to teach her
you leave her baskets with various teas and medicines to help soothe her throat on days where it hurts more- due to strain or weather or its simply one of her worst days... shes thankful for your effort but she shows it through guiding you on what works for her and what she likes
KALLAMAR
torn between him expecting you to tend to his every need and him being too nervous to push things and risk punishment from you or the lamb- you are a disciple after all, you can do things other followers arent permitted to do - and... oh youre... spending time with him because you genuinely want to?
he doesnt know what to make of it, too scared to really try anything to risk you leaving him alone
i personally headcanon that hes hard of hearing, probably deaf in one of his ears... he can still hear just barely- he takes you up on any offers to teach him sign to help minimize problems down the line
loooooooves the little care packages you leave for him- treats, goodies, and generally stuff he can use to upkeep himself- its nice still receiving "offerings" after everything!
SHAMURA
you... actually come in handy in helping keep them on track as well as reminding them of things they need to do or things that have been said- things have gotten so much harder since theyve lost their crown so your help is appreciated
one of the things you leave for them is ink and journals so they can keep track of things on their own when youre not around as well as generally granting them a space to put down their own thoughts in a private setting
your kindness makes you easy to talk to, you both do a lot of that... well... actually its mostly you doing most of the talking. shamura does a lot of listening but they prompt you to keep going or tries to find a subject to fill the silence
even if you were sent by the lamb to keep an eye on them theyd understand- if they were in the lambs place and decided to spare them theyd have someone to keep an eye on them... not really that offended about it plus they get a companion!
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Hi there, could you write some headcanons for miguel and a deaf reader? It can be sfw or nsfw or both, whatever you want. Thank you! I love reading your stuff đ€
Thank you for reading đ„° I'm glad you enjoy my content. Now...to SFW or NSFW hehe I'm so clever...fuck it let's do both.
Pairing: Miguel O'Hara x Deaf!Reader
Warnings: NSFW MINORS DNI! But you can read the SFW~ sex, bit of rough sex, some fluff, lowkey bottom!miguel, kinda sorta choking?
SFW
It would start with notes. It's already hard enough finding people who know sign language, even more so when said people are part of a Spider Society. All of which coming from different universes with their own different forms of sign language. So you stick to writing/typing what you want to say and most of the other spiders just write back or have you lip read.
This is a short lived system with Miguel. He's usually busy when you try to talk to him and the time it takes to read and respond is too much time away from his work. At least in his opinion. He eventually just programs Lyla to be a translator, even gives you access to her to use when you need, whether it be talking to him, the other spiders or during meetings.
Once the two of you get to know each other better, he takes the time to learn sign language. He's a smart cookie, so it comes pretty easy to him. He'll even pick up SSL so he can share his mother tongue with you. The more attached he gets to you also equivalates with how much attention he gives.
Instead of using Lyla as a translator so he can focus on his work, now all you have to do is tap him on the shoulder and his eyes are fixated on you. It's a little intimidating at first, his gaze intense as he watches you sign, but you get used to it the longer you're around him. He hates when people try to talk to him while you are; in his mind they're talking over you. So he's snapped at a few people/completely ignored them.
"ÂĄCĂĄllate! Y/N is talking."
"Huh? I was listening to Y/N."
If you are interested in the idea, he'll even go out of his way to make hearing aids. I picture his universe is almost utopic in that the cost for medicine/prosthetics is either really cheap or just plain free. That being said, he'd probably still just make you a pair of hearing aids on his own, more sentimental that way. However, if you turn down the offer he's fine with that too. Your body, your choice right?
NSFW
Love, love, loves having your hands on his throat. He wants you to feel the vibration when he moans for you. To feel the rumble in his chest when he growls in satisfaction. His favorite position is you on top of him, hands on his chest or wrapped around his neck while you bounce on his cock.
Miguel likes to be able to see your face, wanting the visual of just how good he's making you feel. Your moans and whimpers aren't enough, he wants to see your eyes roll back in your head. The little bit of drool on your chin when he fucks you thoughtless. His hand tangled in your hair, giving a slight tug to get your attention. When he has it, he makes you read his lips while he tells you just how good you are for him.
"You still with me, cariño? Or are you too cock drunk already?"
The feeling is mutual. You also enjoy watching him when you have sex. How his brows knit together and his jaw goes slack when he enters you; like he's about to cum then and there. How when you wiggle your hips just right while you're riding he goes a little cross eyed and his grip on your waist is just a bit tighter.
"Ay, dios mio, vas a ser la muerte de mi." Oh, my god, you are going to be the death of me.
The two of you develop your own form of communication in the bedroom. Miguel trailing light kisses along your neck and back as praise, large hands squeezing the parts of you he loves most. You tapping on his thigh to tell him to go faster, biting his flesh to encourage him to be rougher. It's not an exact science, but you each know what the other is trying to communicate and that's what matters.
In the afterglow, he likes to look at you. Sometimes you're already asleep, face half buried in a pillow and lightly snoring. He'll comb his fingers through your hair as he admires the view, pulling you against him and humming contently, making you smile in your sleep as the sound reverberates against your back. Other times Miguel just lays there and watches you talk; half paying attention, half just admiring your naked form. Eventually, he'll gently take your hands in his and kiss the knuckles, which can mean two things. One being that he's ready to go to sleep, the other being his way of saying he's ready for round two.
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Discord Highlights: Headcanon Marathon
Meg suggested I write this all as a bullet point list instead of copying the chat this time; which is probably a good idea considering the workload here LOL
On the night of 5/4/23, we here at the Fig Tree Discord Server got together and headcanoned:
Primrose Gamgee is a redhead like her mother
Prim was born deaf
Prim and her brother Bilbo are thick as thieves
Signing doesn't come naturally to Bilbo, but he tries his hardest, and Prim understands him anyway
Goldilocks may or may not be named the way she is because Sam wanted to name a daughter Galadriel but Rosie wanted the hobbit version so they compromised
For the first like four years of her life Goldi thought she was named after a flower like her big sisters and was very confused why her parents laughed when she asked to plant goldilocks in the garden
Frodo later comforts her like "it's okay they can't plant Frodo either" and that got her giggling like crazy
She decides dandelions are goldilockses and is delighted when they show up in the yard
Sam is not
Actually Sam is just fine with this because hobbit lawns encourage natural biodiversity and also dandelions are good in salads
The Gamgee family is a big loud singing household
The Sound of Music, but it's Bag End
Fatty Bolger has three daughters and no other kids
One is Athelas, nicknamed Addie
Addie got sick when she was young and lost most of her hearing
Addie is best friends with Prim Gamgee
Addie and Prim hang out all the time and, in addition to being fluent in SSL (Shire Sign Language), they also constantly make up their own nonsense signs so that no one else can understand them
Another Bolger daughter is Azalea, nicknamed Azzie
Azzie and Addie are very close in age
(Not sure if we reached a consensus on who's older, but I feel like Azzie is older)
Azzie is a natural storyteller; she gets it from her dad
Since she tells her stories with both her voice and her hands it's somehow more spellbinding
She discovered puppet shows at the age of 3 and a half and was instantly hooked
When she's older, she makes her own puppets
Puts on puppet shows for her family
They don't have any talking, just Action, and Addie loves the action best
She used to put on shows for Baby Heather before she was ambulatory and got quite offended once Heather was old enough to crawl away
The youngest Bolger daughter is Heather
Heather is a good deal younger than her sisters and is spoiled rotten but she's the sweetest thing
Heather is constantly hungry and always eating, and yet she stays Very Short
She's perfectly healthy and round, just Smol
Mental image: Four girl hobbits (Prim, Addie, Azzie, and Heather) in a blanket tent, signing rapidly to each other, and no words can be heard but an unending stream of giggles
They're having a sleepover and Fatty has to keep coming in to tell them to be quiet. Heather and Azzie promise they'll hush, but Prim and Addie don't realize how loud they're being and it just sets the other two off all over again.
Azzie hears the story of Beren and Luthien from Prim's dad (very important he is, he's the mayor, you know!), and she sews her own puppets and puts on a show of it
The Beren puppet has a hand that's held on by a button
Once (don't ask me how) Aragorn and Arwen get to watch Azzie's Beren and Luthien show
They have nothing but positive reviews
(Even if Baby Heather tried to eat the wolf puppet halfway through)
Arwen is delighted and wants to help Azzie make some beautiful blinged out elvish puppets with gems sewn into them
Azzie never uses them but they are kept in a glass box and TreasuredTM
Fatty likes to wrestle with his friends' sons, since he has no boys of his own
Addie, however, is a tomboy and WILL go at it with her father if given the chance
Addie and Frodo Gamgee got in a fight once. For fun. She's four years younger than Frodo, and bby Frodo had to suffer a lecture from his no-nonsense dad, but Addie got off easy and Frodo still holds a bit of a grudge lol
He still thinks she's cool tho
(To which I suggested: "ship??" and got at least one eyes emoji, so there's that)
Prim is neither the best friend who's always talking Addie down, nor the best friend who's constantly hyping her up, but the best friend who hangs back like "I won't stop you but you should NOT"
Secretly Prim likes tending wounds
She has a makeshift vet office in the backyard
Bby Bilbo brings her his dragon (it's a lizard named Smaug)
(I suggested the lizard actually be a skink but the jury's still out on that one)
The Gamgees do not have pets, as a rule, but many animals and pet bugs are either smuggled or wander in
Rosie like "where's my best pot??" too bad now it's the home of Pippin's grasshopper
The Tooks, on the other hand, have lots of pets and very absurd ones too
Real conversation between Goldilocks and Rosie: "But Ma, why can't I play with the snake?" "Because it's poisonous. If it bites you, you will die." "But Faramir has a pet snake." "Faramir has a what now"
When they're older, Faramir and Goldie end up being that super weird couple with exotic pets and no kids for a very long time
"Ma when we get married we'll have snakes" "No Goldi" "Ma Faramir said so" "SAM call off the marriage" "They're seven, loveâ" "Call it off"
Mental Image: Estella is a fantastic baker. She's in the kitchen at Crickhollow or Brandyhall with a mess of little girlsâher nieces and daughter(s)âall around her, talking and signing instructions, and no one is listening to her, and there's flour EVERYWHERE, and she's getting exasperated but simultaneously loving it
Elanor, being the oldest of a TON of younger cousins/relatives, is sort of the de facto leader on play dates
Get all the Gamgees, Brandybucks, Tooks, and Bolgers together, and Elanor can be seen holding a stick over her head like a general's baton and leading this veritable army of hobbit children down to the Party Field
Elanor was pretty uninterested in romance when she was youngâtoo busy doing other things to get fussed about boys, and her standards were too high for most of them anywayâuntil one day she met Fastred and she came home and said, "Ma, I've found him", and whaddya know she had
(Still undecided whether they met because Elanor was in Greenholm for some reason or Fastred came to Hobbiton on business with his father, but either way Elanor and Fastred didn't meet until towards the end of their tweens)
When Sam tells stories he adjusts them for the ears of kids
Merry does not
Not even a little bit
(Unless Estella is nearby in which case he's gonna get an earful)
"Hey, kids, wanna hear about the time I killed a demon??"
Estella from the other room: "MERRY NO"
He's a bad judge of what's too scary for kids
He tells the story of their adventure with no filter at all
Sam tries to teach the kids lessons through the stories and that love conquers all
Pippin adds his own little bits and pieces every time he tells it until his version and the OG are nothing alike
At one point Legolas had wings (when Gandalf asked him to bring down the sun on Caradhras) and Gimli ate rocks
Gimli has actually eaten rocks
It was on a dare and he doesn't want anyone to know
Pippin had no idea; it was just a lucky guess
One time the kids asked Gimli if he actually ate rocks and he's just nervously sweating and wondering how the heck they know that
Pippin is shocked to find out he was actually right about this when he was just talking out his butt
(Legolas has also eaten rocks on a dare but we all knew that already)
The oldest kids get together sometimesâElanor, Frodo, Boromir, and Faramirâto talk about their parents and try to understand what they went through
Faramir Took talks about how sometimes his father refuses that he get near any sort of fire
He'll be playing in his home by firelight while Pippin watches from the doorway, muttering to himself I'd never, I'd never, so fiercely that little Faramir looks up in innocent surprise and asks what he's talking about
And Pippin has to leave the room before he starts to cry
(Deep down, Pippin is sure Denethor loved his son too)
(And the Palantir haunts him to this day)
Boromir Brandybuck confesses that he's heard his dad cry out in his sleep some nights and he's scared to ask his parents about it
Boromir: "My father is a Knight of Rohan and Master of Buckland, a brave Traveller. He's never afraid." Elanor: "...He might be." Boromir: "No."
Merry's laughing in the face of fear mentality has an unintended effect on Boromir in particular. He wants to be his father; he wants to be fearless; Dad makes it look so easy!
Estella overhears once and has to explain the difference between fear and cowardice
The first time young Faramir goes to Gondor with this family, and poor little Goldi doesn't go, Rosie is struck with the sense of waiting her baby must be feeling
"He's my best friend ma" "I know, love" "It's far"
Rosie thinks, well, at least Goldi knows where he's going and when he's coming home again
When Theodoc's AccidentTM happenedâthe one that broke his feet and crippled himâthe doctors were all telling Merry that Theodoc will live. All the pony did when it fell on him was crush his legs.
But Merry thinks they're lying. No, he is SURE that they are lying, because that's just how Theoden died. Crushed beneath his horse. They were both destined to die this way.
He cursed his son the moment he decided to honor the king who was like a father to him.
There he is, having a panic attack right there while the doctor is in with Theo, like "I killed him, I killed him, I killed my sonâ"
(And Pippin is the one who comforts him; Pippin, the one who has nightmares sometimes about burning with his Faramir)
The Travellers all talk about Gandalf differently
Sam waxes eloquent about his fireworks
That's all he talks about
Pippin laughingly and affectionately exaggerates how cranky Gandalf always was
"Once I rode on a horse with him" "Ooooooo"
"Didn't he call you a fool of a Took?" "NO that is what he called Merry but he is always caught up in his wizardry that he sometimes forgets that Merry unfortunately isn't a Took"
(Cue the distant, insulted Brandybuck noises)
Merry is the only reliable source of information, but only if you catch him in the right mood; otherwise he'll only mention the smoke rings Gandalf would blow
Merry has a killer Gandalf impression. Chomping on the pipe and everything
Bby Bilbo gets all his Gandalf info from Merry and Sam is Very Offended
(However, Sam owns Bilbo Sr.'s book, so that earns Bilbo Jr.'s trust back)
Frodo has had it up to HERE with fireworks, so he flees with his little brother to listen to Uncle Merry
They ask about Gandalf, and Uncle Merry goes "ah yes, brilliant fellow, a real grump. gorgeous fireworksâ" and Frodo about tears his own hair out
(Merry is doing this on purpose. He knows how Sam gets about the darn fireworks.)
Frodo: "We have one last option. We have to go to Uncle Pippin."
Bilbo: "Do you trust everything he says? He once said that Mr. Legolas had wings."
Bilbo: "Mr. Legolas doesn't have wings."
Frodo: "How do you know that?"
Bilbo: "I don't want to talk about it"
(Legolas loves being called Mr. Legolas, but only by little hobbits)
And then there's the one about the lullaby Sam uses for his kids, but I'm saving that for a future fanfic ;-)
CURRENT ROLL CALL
Brandybuck Kids: Theodoc (Theo/Trotter), Periadoc (Perry), Eomer (Merry?), Juniper, Madoc, Boromir (Rory), Eowyn (Wyn)
Took Kids: Faramir (Ferry), Simbelmyne (Minnie), Beregond (Berry), Sable
Bolger Kids: Athelas (Addie), Azalea (Azzie), Heather
General credits to @invisiblewashboard, @writingvalkyrie, @grondds-and-roses, and the illustrious Meg, you absolute madlasses X'-D
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Headcanons for Splendorman that I didn't get to put in my last post bc I didn't know where
Here we go:
He has a whispy voice with a slightly high pitch that softens when talking with children, but he easily turns low and direct when he's tired or upset.
He has a pretty theatrical talk, as if he's making a whole circus performance, though he usually sounds very disconnected from the people he's engaging with, as if he's daydreaming or in his own world.
Voice headcanons: Johnny Deph's Willy Wonka and Mad Hatter, and Tim Curry's lower pitch when tired/upset.
Splendor is probably the only faceless person who might be interested in having a relationship.
And I mean might because he doesn't really yearn for one, he's just open to the idea. But so far no one has caught his attention, there ain't many creatures who make the cut for a century-old cryptid's love interest anyway.
Even though he acts very upbeat and happy he's usually very tired when he's done for the day (which is almost never), taking care of many children and acting as a therapist for many people is draining, especially when you have none to talk to or hang out with.
He actually has a lot of pressure bc he feels like he needs to put on a happy face and a good performance for the sake of the people. He doesn't trust anyone else to do what he does or help him so he forces himself to bear that baggage alone. And since he doesn't have anyone for him and refuses to be vulnerable with his family he usually ignores those feelings or hides away.
Despite his fame of being the most emotional it is very rare to catch him crying.
It is unkown where he got his anger issues from. They know that he started showing symptoms since young, but nobody knows why.
Maybe is because he usually bottles up his emotions, maybe it's all the resentment he holds, maybe he got them from one of his parents or maybe they're the results of how he was raised.
His family speculates its the Faceless' "true nature" he's been holding back all this time, like a bomb. Which is not true.
They believe they are naturally evil beings, but that's because they've spent all their lives consuming toxic emotions and getting consumed by them they just think that's how it is.
I really get a lot of Will Wood vibes from him. Like as a fun guy that may or may not be a little messed up who has a level of deph and feelings he's not sure how to adress so he may look like he's deliring sometimes or he's speaking from the heart but not making sense other times.
His song? Dr. Sunshine by Will Wood
I mean, its even in the name.
He has complicated feelings about the proxies and the residents of Slenderman's mansion. On one hand he feels for them and wishes he could get them out of his brother's grip, on the other he knows they're bad people âmaybe as bad as his familyâ and doesn't think they deserve another chance.
But in any way he doesn't trust any of them near the kids he takes care of.
Same with his brother. He loves Slenderman so much, but its really hard to see his little brother torturing people for whatever reason and acting very condescending towards him. He's still able to put his foot down when necesary, though it always comes back to zero.
Splendorman does not like Laughing Jack. Like- at all. They both constanty brawl over the children and Jack sometimes manages to sneak in Splendor's domain which angers him even more because nobody's supposed to do that.
Now. Laughing Jack is not a resident at Slenderman's mansion, he's mostly on his own. But Jack hangs out with Slenderman and his proxies a lot to have some protection from him. Slenderman is aware of that and he plays along to annoy Splendorman even more.
This just makes the relationship between the brothers ever more tense.
Faceless people understand and speak every human languaje. However, only Splendorman has bothered to learn sign languages, the faceless people usually talk through telepathy but he understands how this might be pretty upsetting to deaf people.
Slendorman is not a fan of technology. He just never could get a hold of it. He's an old man.
He's not a big fan of alcohol. Even though faceless people can't get drunk. He just doesn't like the strong flavor it has, but if he had to choose he would go for wine or any fruit-flavored licor or mezcal.
He owns a lot of walking sticks, he likes them a lot.
One time a kid told him that he looked like their grandfather and he stopped using them for a while.
He knows how to play various instruments, and although he isn't a singer himself he likes to make up songs for the kids sometimes.
He's also a good dancer and is a really big fan of Swing.
This is all I got đ§ââïž
I wanted to write more headcanons but I figured that might need a little bit more context of the lore I'm building for the Slenderbros. So I'll start working on a blog where I'll dive into all the mythos I got for them, but first I want to make some other blogs dedicated to Slenderman and Trenderman first to be a little bit organized.
#Splendorman#Splendorman headcanons#Creepypasta#Creepypastas#Creepypasta headcanons#Slenderman#Slender brothers#Slenderbros#Trenderman#Offenderman#jeff the killer#eyeless jack#ben drowned#nina the killer#Slender brothers headcanons#Slenderbros headcanons
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okay letâs talk about deaf/hoh billy headcanons!
he lost his hearing due to an injury from, you guessed it, his piece of shit father. without supports, he full on faked-it-til-he-made-it, relying on reading lips and visual cues until max came along and figured out that the reason he often ignored her or failed to answer her questions or engage with her was because he genuinely couldnât hear her. she immediately checked out asl books from the library. billy was resistant at first, but liked having a clear way to communicate with someone. he also liked that sign gave them a way to communicate that neil couldnât understand, so he and max could easily let each other know to stay out of a room/go outside/get in the car when things looked like they were getting bad. max is the only who signs with him. (that is, until steve comes along and insists on turning off his voice to sign with billy and max so that he can learn and best accommodate billy.) (of course, in an au where billy and argyle were besties in california, you know argyle would learn, too.) (eddie would, too, letâs be real.) (heather nails down basic signs so that she can ask billy if heâs okay or he can tell her when he wants to leave a party; sheâs not the best at it but she tries her damndest because thatâs her bestie and she wants him to feel supported.)
he purposefully turns off or removes his hearing aids when speaking with people that annoy him. he stares at them while he does it so that they know itâs deliberate. he most often does this jason, whose reaction is to talk louder for some reason, as if that will help, getting redder and redder in the face when billy says, âwhat what was that? canât hear you.â when he really wants to piss jason off, heâll only reply in sign, knowing that jason has no idea what heâs saying and probably thinks billyâs casting some kind demonic curse on him tbh.
he hates when people talk to others, like max or steve, instead of himself, like waiters asking max or steve for his order. thereâs always an edge of pity or condescension to it. his friends hate it just as much as he does. heâs deaf â not stupid. max is snarky about it. immediately, âi donât know, ask him.â steve mocks the person to billy in sign, letting them think that heâs asking what billy wants before turning around like, âhe says heâll have a burger. and also that you can go fuck yourself.â while billy gives them the most innocent smile.
he gets easily overwhelmed in crowds. he likes being around others to an extent, but keeping up with all the extra noise and distractions drains him quickly. heâll often sign to steve or eddie or heather (or whichever designated hearing friend heâs brought with him) when he wants to leave. theyâve all mastered the irish goodbye. oftentimes all four of them will ditch the party together to go somewhere quiet and chill.
robin is fluent in asl, and she and billy hit it off right away, partly because they can easily communicate with each other and partly because they are essentially the same person in two different bodies. prepare for trouble and make it double (thoughts & prayers to steve harrington). steve loves that he can learn from them but also always accuses them of talking about him behind his back. (which they do. but itâs literally all about how much they love him. they put on tough exteriors but theyâre both big softies at heart.)
he likes to blast his music as loud as possible so that he can feel it. eddie loves to hang with him for this reason alone â billy is the one person who will always tell him to crank it up, and up, and up. he spends a lot of time with corroded coffin, even jams with them sometimes. eddie nicknamed him beethoven because of the whole deaf musician vibe.
when he was younger and struggled to communicate with hearing classmates, he read voraciously to occupy himself. he is literally the most well read person in the group, and he will pull out random and obscure literary references at all times.
he knows that heâs gained dustinâs approval when dustin starts learning sign specifically to tell billy that if he hurts steve, heâs a dead man. billy respects this and promises that steve is safe with him. satisfied, dustin immediately starts badgering billy to teach him dirty words and swears in sign. billy, of course, obliges.
i have so many more but this is long enough for now!!
the idea of deaf/hoh billy has my whole heart. more at 11.
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âSundrop Headcanons with a deaf s/oâ
Was asked to write deaf headcanons for my lovely boy Sun so here we are! Also, there's gonna be a tiny bit of Moon content too so 2-in-1 for y'all- Hope you guys like this!!
So first of all, he probably doesn't know your deaf when you both first meet which is why when he starts talking to you and doesn't see you react or answer back he assumes you don't like him.
He would probably sulk and go play and take care of the children due to his assumptions of you not liking him at all until of course you end up noticing he was trying to talk to you.
Since you're there it's most likely that you're with a child (sibling/cousin/child you know) who saw what happened and wrote on a notepad about how you made Sun sad and how they're kinda confused as to why you did that (since they most like Sun and all that)
When you find out what happened you decided to walk up to him and tap his shoulder. He looks up and sees you and says "Oh!! Are you back to be friends?? New Friend! New Friend!" he spins around as you look at him with a tiny bit of shock since you didn't understand anything he said-
Your (sibling/cousin/child you know) decided to go up to Sun and explain as to why you didn't reply and understand him at all. Reader can read lips but prefers to write on notes/any paper or use sign language when there isn't anything to write on! but, since Sun nor Moon have movable mouths you sadly cannot know what they say until they both use sign language (The knowledge comes from when their AI's were being made since the creators made sure they could communicate to kids with disabilities such as deaf and mute = sign language and blind = using his bells on his hands which were placed for that very reason)
When Sunny finally understand what your (sibling/cousin/child you know) meant (he lagged for a while due to his excitement of you befriending him ofc-) he looked at you with an apologetic look as he said and signed (as best as he could) "I'm so sorry!! I didn't know you couldn't hear me.."
Of course, you didn't know he could do that so you looked surprised for a few seconds before you smile happily and say "Oh it's fine! I was slightly confused about what you were saying and I was surprised by you suddenly standing up and all that-"
After clearing the whole thing up here are some moments that will most likely happen with Sunny:
When he writes you notes to talk to you be prepared for it being REALLY glittery and also having some googly eyes!! he also doodles you two with help from the other kids!
When Moon came out he was annoyed seeing someone awake until he realized it was the person who Sun (weirdly) adored. He approached you and told you to sleep but seeing as you didn't react he got slightly (slightly!) angry so he poked you- You ended up looking at him in surprise and said "Um... I can't hear you sorry"
He ended up realizing you were deaf and felt sorry- he apologized by giving you extra blankets and pillows.
When Sunny come back he immediately runs toward you (Moon was chilling in the air swimming around) and asks if Moon hurt you in anyway as he makes crying noises until you reassure him that Moon didn't and just gave you a few things to help you sleep!
After him panicking he gave you loads of hugs and kisses in happiness and you both drew and had puppet show the end! <33
All in all they're amazing partner's to be with so give them love please-
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You're Mine
A/N: I guess as a writing blog I should be doing some writing right? Honestly this has just been the biggest headcanon I've had in a while since I started playing Obey Me of the brothers just...like Devildom culture must be so different! And then the whole pact thing with human masters must be so different as well! I just view them as big animals just wanting to get your attention u wu. Warnings: Jealous boys, public shows of dominance and a lot of biting.
It's almost painful being in the Devildom sometimes.
A cultural exchange program amped up to 100 %.
As much as you loved the brothers, you also were meeting some pretty cool demons in RAD. Surely you were the human student everyone was so excited to meet, but none of them really talked to you, you know? But there were some that were brave enough to overlook your pact marks and dive into a conversation.
Even some were bold enough to talk to you out of school!
Making so many friends was so exciting, especially since you still thought of yourself as new! Wait till the brothers see how many new demons you have met!
Problem is you forgot how weird demon culture is, especially when it has to do with a demon and their master.
"MC?"
Lucifer blinks as he notices the demon approaching the two of you, pausing your daily walk with him as confusion turns to familiarity and you run up to greet your friend.
The first thing he notices is how they are a low ranking demon, so thereâs no need to be hyper aware of any sort of threat. In this instance he doesnât need to look to make sure his pact mark is visible to the demon.
His mark was embedded right in your iris, so anyone could see whose protection you were under.
He smiles politely as you turn around to introduce them, the demon waving at him shyly as if remembering that, yes, this human made a pact with Lucifer and therefore should not be messed with in any way. Yet there was no sort of violent tendencies coming from this demon, which put him at somewhat of an ease.
That is, until the demon takes a hold of your hand.
Itâs a simple touch, one that a human would mistaken for a sign of friendship and camaraderie. The demon was speaking excitedly about a new flower they had seen over at the Botanical gardens and how much they wanted to show it off to you.They tighten their hold and Lucifer has to dig his fingernails into his palm from ripping their hand off.
You had no idea what it meant and the action would most likely scare you.
And Lucifer wanted you to trust him as much as possible.
âWould it be okay if Lucifer comes along?â
â...y--yeah! I donât mind!â
Hesitation mixed with fake happiness, this demon really thought that he would get some time alone with you, didnât they? They probably planned this whole thing out and whatever excitement they were showing you was just a front to hide their true intentions. Besides, look how they are hanging off of you, they want to make a pact with you so badly itâs almost disgusting.
Might as well get rid of the pest now.
âCome on MC, I want to show you the huge petals--!â
âOW!â
You and the demon look back to see Lucifer biting down on one of your fingers, your ring finger to be exact, while making eye contact with the pest. His teeth are not necessarily breaking skin but the pain of the bite made all your attention go back on him, turning around to tug your finger away and cradle it close. âLucifer what the hell!â
He smiles and tells you not to worry about it, your retort falling on deaf ears as Luciferâs eyes fall on the demon one more time. Their eyes are wide and they have immediately taken two steps back, their back as straight as a needle as Lucifer sends them one last look that lets them know of his intentions.
Leave now or I will gut you in front of my human.
You turn to apologize to your friend for putting them in such a weird situation but the demon is already long gone, no sign of them ever being in your presence as you look around aimlessly.
âThey left...â you frown and look at Lucifer, âNext time at least warn me.â
âIf I did then you would have probably forbidden me from doing so.â
The Avatar of Pride smiles as he takes your hand, interlacing his fingers with yours as you kept talking about how you would apologize the next day. But Lucifer wasnât listening, he just kept staring at you as you talked, happy that his master wasnât particularly mad.
That demon would have to learn to get his own, this human was already his.
He had finally gotten you all to himself.
Mammon had a photoshoot today, making you tag along so he could finally show off his modeling skills. And it would help him out as well. The product they were trying to sell did not appeal to him one bit and he just really needed you as inspiration.
And inspiration did you give.
âOh gorgeous Mammon gorgeous! Lean back and close your eyes.â
The cameraman was giving him compliment after compliment, excellent after excellent, it was as if all eyes were on him at that exact moment. He smiled as he thought about how you must be looking at him. His shirt was open, letting the cloth hang off the side of the couch as the camera focused primarily on the low riding jeans that showed off the boxers he was promoting.
âPerfect! Perfect!! Now turn around and stare into the camera!â
His eyes opened and his head turned expertly, Mammon smiling as he tried to make eye contact with you--
Only to see that you were gone.
Camera flashes stop as he bolts up, turning to look for you before his eyes focused on your form.
There you were...talking with someone else.
âMammon?â
He doesnât stare at the cameraman, only gets up and stalks towards you and the demon currently holding up the lights. Both of you turn to face him, a voice speaking loudly about a five minute break as Mammon stands behind you and hugs you from behind, placing his chin right on your shoulder as he looks at the interloper.
âAre you taking a break?â
Mammon smiles as he buries his face in your shoulder, hugging you tight as the demon tells him he did a wonderful job. Without raising his head, Mammon speaks up.
âMC, who is this?â
âOh right! Havenât introduced you. He is a friend from RAD! We sit together in Pactology 101.â
âWell we used to sit together...â
âWe talked way too much in class, didnât we?â
Itâs like nails on a chalkboard when he laughs, Mammon feeling glad that he was closer to you so he could hear the sound of your laughter instead of the ugly screeching of the intruder taking up your attention. Did this guy think he was stupid? That he couldnât notice all the goddamn pheromones he was releasing? Mammon shakes his head back and forth, breathing in your scent heavily as he tries to leave his own behind.
This guy was embarrassing himself with how badly he wanted to form a pact with you.
âMC.â
âOh oh, remember when the teacher caught us texting in class?â
âI think he might want to just put us back together cause we are still causing trouble!â
The Avatar of Greed frowns, did you not hear him?
âMCâŠâ
âWell the teacher knows we are a good match, doesnât he?â
âA match made in hell, I would say.â
Why was this guy still talking? Why were you still listening to him?
âMCâŠ.â
âHey after this...would you want to go get some coffee, MC? If youâre not busy.â
âNah, I only have this toda---FUCK!â
A pair of teeth tug at your earlobe, Mammon growling in your ear as he makes eye contact with the annoyance in front of him. He should be counting his lucky stars that you were still in the room, if Mammon found him anywhere else this demon would be nothing more than a meal for his familiars.
âMC, you have to stare at me or else Iâm going to take longer.â
You rub at your ear as Mammon lets go of you, breaking eye contact with the other demon as he gives you his signature pout. He didnât want you to see him be all scary, Mammon wanted you to see him like the number one demon he always tried to be for you.
âAnd you had to bite me because of that!?â
âBecause you werenât paying attention! You have to keep your eyes on me or else Iâm not going to sell this stupid product. In fact--â
He drags you back to the couch, yelling at the cameraman that he would be posing with you so he could actually get through this photoshoot instead of doing a solo shoot. The man sighs but calls makeup to get you ready, Mammon smiling as he sits down right next to you.
The farther you were from that guy the better, all of his masterâs attention needed to be on him after all.
Of course something like this would happen. Bad luck seemed to follow Leviathan wherever he went.
"Did you see the finale of it live?"
"I did!!! My movie theatre put it on the big screen and everything!"
Levi was glad that you were a nerd just like him. It was refreshing and probably one of the biggest reasons he had decided to make a pact with you.
Well, he had tried to kill you first and then make a pact with you but it was still a special story! Who would have thought that he would land himself a human master with his own interests!
Though he guessed that was a bad thing now.
He couldn't keep his thoughts in check as the clerk of the comic store kept talking to you, Levi annoyed that he couldn't keep up with the conversation you two had. It was about some comic cinematic universe that had been adapted in the human world and he honestly didnât want to put anymore thought into it because of how close the clerk was getting.
Dammit he should have bought the new manga volume in Akuzon...but you had been so cute irl asking him to get the manga in this comic store you found,and if his master was begging him so cutely then what else could he do?
âI actually got the limited edition of this one movie--â
Nobody cared.
âIt was up for a lot in Akuzon but Iâm glad I got my hands on it--â
Stop talking!
âAnd I have a pretty cool viewing set up in the back--!â
Stop talking, stop talking, stop talking, stop talking to MC!
Levi frowns as you gush about the movie some more, glaring down at you for letting your attention stray from him. But why should he be surprised, of course your attention would stray. Him being the yucky otaku that he is, of course you would go with the demon who took his interest and actually turned it into a profit--
No.
No! It wasnât your fault! It wasnât even his fault! It was this demonâs fault!
Thinking they looked so cool with their most basic of interests. If Levi could expose them for the fraud that they were, MC would be able to see the absolute fool that this demon was making themselves out to be. Smiling a lot more, inching closer as they talked, even offering to take you to the back of the store--!
People may say what they want about Levi but at least he wasnât this desperate to get on the good side of a human...at least the first time he met you.
His eyes fall on the back of your neck, hair conveniently placed out of the way as he remembered something Lucifer had discussed with him and Mammon after they had made their pact.
You will not think rationally when you are with them, make sure to monitor your actions so you donât embarrass yourself.
Thatâs what he said butâŠ
Surely Levi wasnât going to embarrass himself more than this demon already has.
âThis is the one with the symbiote creature, right? And you got the bonus deleted scenes! Honestly I would be so down with watching it right--EEP!â
Levi made sure to let his tongue lick the back of your neck first before biting down, wanting to make the bite as painless as possible. Although he guessed that not making you feel pain was out of the question as he felt you tense up, his tongue swiping against your nape one last time as he pulled back and tugged on the back of your shirt.
âMC letâs go. They donât have it.â
You turn to look at Levi, hand on the back of your neck as you tell him that he could have gotten your attention in any other way, but he knew for a fact that he had made his point across with the demon in front of him.
Summoning Lotan in his own home was one thing, summoning Lotan in a store would probably cost a lotâŠ
Even if he knew brothers wouldnât blame him with how nauseatingly this demon was trying to approach their master.
âMC, here.â
Satan breaks his pencil, but it seems the two other people donât seem to notice.
âAnd it's the first edition too, but I took it out just for you.â
You smile and mention about how you didnât need anything fancy for the assignment, just a simple book that talked about Devildom history. Which Satan agreed, this bug was acting like he owned the entire Royal Library. A pass to get a first edition title wasnât that rare of a fucking find--if he wanted, Satan could call up any of his connections and get about 16 copies of different first edition titles that spoke not just about the Devildom history but about whatever the hell topic he could get his hands on.
This guy wasnât that special yet he was acting like he had just given you the world on a silver platter.
The demon sat down at the table you and Satan were studying at, looking at you the entire time he explained how to open the book and how to make sure it stays in its pristine condition.
Which made Satan break another pencil.
From what you had mentioned, this guy was just someone you knew from RAD. You labeled him as the âsmartest person in the classâ. Which was a bit of an insult on his part but he guessed that as long as he wasnât the one in your class it didnât count as an insult towards his person.
He, of course, being the smartest demon you know.
But Satan didnât have to be the smartest demon in RAD to know what this nuisance was doing.
If he were to read you any book on Devildom demonology, certain demons needed a human master. This insect in front of you would count as one of them. Lower demons usually tend to be without guidance and need a soul to feed from. In comes a human master, being able to fulfill that need with a pure soul of their own. The demon feeds and in return, develops a sort of âaffectionâ towards their master since they are now the hand that feeds them.
The same couldnât be applied to Satan or his brothers, however. As the seven demon lords, they are able to gain the sustenance they need from the feed of other lower demons under the sin they were made in.
They are free to form pacts, but itâs not like they need it.
A good metaphor would be that they are essentially âpicking off the plateâ of the lower demons, making the lower demons only cause minimal casualties up in the human world as they feed and keeping the seven lords from going feral with hunger.
Of course, things were different now. Satan had you now, a human all of his own.
Essentially, someone was trying to âtake a biteâ of his favourite food, and Satan hated sharing.
Friends be damned, politeness be damned, he needed to show this demon his place.
âIsnât it fascinating? The cover was made with a demonâs skin.â
â....really?â
âYes. I believe it was from recently dead demonâs during the first Celestial War. Do you want to feel?â
You nod, curious about the black and shiny cover as the demon holds out his hand for you to take--
Only for you to yelp as Satan takes it first, dragging your hand back so it would be close to his lips as the Avatar of Wrathâs teeth bite at the skin near your wrist. You hiss in pain at the sudden sharpness, quickly pulling your hand back and staring at your demon as he gives the annoyance one last pointed stare.
âThat is how demons started their pacts before we arrived in the Devildom, wasnât it?â
The demon nodded slowly, his eyes darting to the mark on your wrist and then back at Satan. He opened his mouth to try and speak up but seemed to decide better against it, giving you one last smile as he stood up. â...Iâll...Iâll go get you the second volume. That one might include more accurate and updated information on pact markings.â
Satan smiles and nods as he scoots his chair close to you, looking back at you tracing the mark on your wrist with a frown before putting all your attention back on him.
âDid demons really used to form pact marks like this?â
The Avatar of Wrath shrugs.
âI was only guessing, he was the one who left thinking it was the truth. Here, letâs go look for a book on our own.â
Asmo would like to think that he had perfected the fake smile to the point he could keep it up for an indeterminate amount of time.
âMC! Try this!â
Yet the corners of his mouth twitched as he watched one of your friends, who happened to be a store clerk at Majolish, open the door to your dressing room to hand you another outfit they had picked out. And it wasnât a bad outfit--!
Just...did they have to keep opening the door every single time?
Granted, he shouldnât be in your dressing room in the first place but he insisted he would stay since you were only trying some shirts on! It wasnât like he was seeing anything inappropriate and your pants were staying on the entire time.
This sight was okay for him because he was your demon and you were his master.
So it wasnât right that some random nobody kept coming in to hand you shirts that they thought looked cute on you! Thatâs what you had Asmo for!
Yet here he was, secluded to sit down on the little chairs that someone would usually toss the unwanted clothes they wouldnât buy. Which was already doing horrible things for his self-esteem.
âI learned a couple of things by working here. See? The color really matches your hair.â
The Avatar of Lust scoffs when he hears that. What exactly did the demon learn? How to match colors? Oh look, someone learned the basics of the color wheel, someone give them a medal.
âAnd since you are wearing something long at the bottom, itâs only fair that you go with something short on top.â
This demon is going to win an award for making basic observations, Asmo could already see it. What a future they had ahead of them.
âThese colors are summery too so...it goes great with the weather!â
Oh he wants to gag, Asmoâs heard enough.
âYou donât think itâs too revealing? I do like the color thoughâŠâ
Before the demon can answer, Asmo grabs your shoulders and pulls you back to him with a smile as he makes you look in the mirror.
âI think itâs revealing enough for the summer look you are going for...except can you maybe get it in a light pastel? Any color would do it just needs to be a pastel color if we want it to go with the light color of your bottoms.â
The demon deflates at the sudden lack of contact with you but nods as they step out, waving goodbye and stating once again how âgorgeousâ you looked. Which Asmo guessed was the only compliment they had in their arsenal.
Gorgeous didnât even begin to describe you.
âI did like this color, Asmo. Does it not look good?â
âNo it looks perfect on you! But--â
He tugs on the floral print top and smiles as he wraps his arms around your shoulders.
âFloral prints are extremely last season and I want you to be on a more neutral type of clothing. Just simple colors. This way we can add some jewelry--some of my own creation of course.â
Asmo smiles when you giggle, fixing your top and looking at yourself in the mirror a couple more times as you mumble to yourself about how Devildom summers seem rather temperate compared to the ones you were used to and how you wouldnât need anything sleeveless.
Damn the Devildom summers, if they could even be called that at all.
His ears twitch as he hears the pest start to make their way back, Asmoâs smile dropping slowly as he looks down at your neck. This was the spot they kept staring at, wasnât it? Shame it wasnât decorated--
But he could fix that~ âI found some other colors that would go well with you MC, do you want to--â
âOW OW OW!â
Asmoâs teeth are right on your neck, turning to look back at the clerk with a smile and a little wave as he hums at the way you clench and unclench your fingers while looking at him through the mirror, wanting to ask just why he was doing this but the pain keeping you quiet. It was cute how much you were hurting but how you were doing absolutely nothing to stop him. This could technically mean that you approved of what he was doing, correct?
He lets go as the clerk immediately closes the door, you calling out for your friend but Asmo brings you back and makes you look at the mirror one more time.
âThere we go. Thatâs a pretty mark, right MC? An Asmodeus Limited Edition item, just for you~â
If this kept happening, Beel was going to eat this demon.
âYou need to try some Devildom food, MC! I promise it's good!â
Beel stomach growls again as you laugh, ignoring the parfait in front of you. He gives you a tap on the shoulder and your attention is right back to him. âOh sorry, Beel. Here!â You scoop up the delicious frozen treat and feed it to him, Beel smiling as he takes another two bites of his hamburger and watches you and your friend talk. He actually had no idea that you had any friends in RAD and was happy to see that at least some demons were treating you nicely, compared to theo ones who had teased you when you first arrived.
Well he said teased, more like threatened to eat you.
He figured you would make friends fast though, you were nice and all the demons here were already attracted to human souls so it was bound to happen that one of them would have the courage to talk to you.
Yet this one seemed rather...eager.
âHow about this. Hellâs Kitchen serves good food but I know this awesome corner in the wall place we can get some grilled bat sandwiches. Guts and everything.â
His stomach growls again, he knew of the place this demon was talking about and would most likely want to take you there himself if you ever asked.
Beel takes another two bites before waiting for you to feed him the parfait.
Nothing.
He frowns and stares at you again, the demon keeping your attention all to himself as you spoke about how you didnât necessarily want to eat anything with guts in it. His eyes went to the parfait, watching some of the perfectly placed scoops slowly melt and droop down on the plate.
MC, pay attention to him!
This was his time with you! He didnât mind if someone else stepped in and he was glad you were making friends but this demon was interrupting his mealtime!
He ate his burger, you fed him ice-cream, this is how it had always worked!
People could say what they wanted but Beel was a creature of habit, and he was in the habit of having you feed him.
Not just that, he was in the habit of having your attention all on him when it was his time to hang out with you.
Wasnât this demon just being a bother? Didnât you also want them gone?
They kept talking about all the stuff that clearly grossed you out, seemingly delighted with your reactions as they kept trying to egg you on to say yes to an outing. If it wasnât for the fact that you were smiling the entire time, Beel would have already made the move to unhinging his jaw and--
âI promise Iâll treat you to the best ghost pepper pizza youâve ever had. Youâre free after this, right?â
Beelâs stomach growls, whether in hunger or anger Beel wouldnât be able to say. All he knows is that this demon is bad news for both him and you.
So what would be the quickest way to make him back off?
âIâm not but I can take a raincheck--!â
You drop the spoon you were holding as Beel bites your cheek, throwing the demon one quick glimpse before letting out a few sounds that seemed to make up your name. The demon stares at you and Beel as the Avatar of Gluttony pulls away from you, licking his lips as you slowly put a hand on your cheek and turn to look at him.
âThe parfait is gonna melt. I want another bite.â
âBeelâŠâ
Eyes turn to the demon once again, Beel frowning as he takes a hold of your hand underneath the table.
âPlease leave. If MC is going to eat Devildom food then theyâll eat it with me. The only thing you are going to do is gross them out.â
âSo what did you want to talk about?â
Belphie frowned as your fingers gently played with his hair. That is not what he had asked for when he asked to lay on your lap. Belphegor wanted the usual way you would comb through his hair, both of you gently whispering to each other as the planetarium ambience lulled him to sleep.
âWell...uhm...I wanted to ask something important.â
And who the hell was this person? He peeked up to look at you smiling at the screen, frowning that you still didnât seem to notice you were doing a shit job at giving him the attention he needed. Whoever this was had been on the line with you for a good solid ten minutes, talking about useless subjects such as their day and what they had for lunch. If anything, Belphegor had no idea how this thing was taking your attention. You were doing most of the talking anyway, they should just hang up and leave you alone to pay attention to your demon.
âWeâve known each other for a while.â
Belphegor most likely knew MC for longer...maybe.
âAnd honestly I havenât met a human like you before. You just...I just expected humans to be something and you arenât that so it threw me off.â
The Avatar of Sloth yawns as he buries his head in your lap, smiling at the darkness he found in the small crook of your thighs. He yawns again and closes his eyes to try and fall asleep but the grating voice of the demon on the phone was sending nothing but warning signals to his brain.
âSo I wanted to ask something I didnât think I would ask a human before.â
He really wanted to yell âget to the pointâ or âhang up the phoneâ but he knew that you would most likely shush him and tell him to be patient, which would then result in you gently pushing him away so you could talk somewhere more private. And he wasnât ready to lose his favourite pillow just yet.
So he continued listening, tracing random shapes on your thighs as he felt his eyelids start to droop.
âI know you have seven pacts alreadyâŠâ
Damn straight.
âBut would an eight be too much for you?â
That wakes Belphegor right up, eyes wide open and head turned to face up at you to see your reaction. Of course you would be surprised, this demon really had the guts to ask the current master of the Seven deadliest demons in the Devildom for a pact?
You better be grateful that Belphegor found comfort in your lap and would prefer to stay here, rather than go break the neck of the demon insolent enough to try to take his master away.
So go ahead, reject him.
âA pact? With me?â
What were you doing?
Donât give him such a hopeful answer! Belphegor had to share you with six other demons constantly and those demons were his siblings! He was okay sharing with Beel but he drew the line at anyone else! Adding an eighth demon to that would be like asking for a bloodbath, a bloodbath with only one target.
Belphegor frowned as the demon started talking again, stuttering and jumping over his words like he was a dog who asked to eat their masters table. Which essentially he was, not like there was room for him anyway.
âI know Iâm not like those brothers--â
Damn straight.
âBut making a pact with you would make me really happy...is what I am trying to say.â
He wants to gag.
A part of him couldnât blame the demon, you were perhaps the best master a demon could ask for, but you were already t a k e n.
And you were to blame too, you know?
You werenât rejecting him like you should. The face you were making was far too surprised and flattered at the proposition given to you. Were you that greedy? Had Mammon rubbed off on you? You had seven of the most powerful demons under your command, what more could you possibly want?
As a master, you were doing a bad job at rejecting this insect and an even more horrible job at not paying attention to the actual demon you were tied to.
He turns his head back to the darkness of your thighs, feeling you shift as you also struggle to find an answer. This was becoming too much, if Belphegor didnât act fast you were most likely going to say yes, just because you didnât know any better!
Fuck it, you could try to push him off but Belphegor would hold on tightly, he had to save you from your mistake.
âUhm. Well that is honestly really flattering. And eight pacts wouldnât be so bad--â
You slap a hand over your mouth, your teeth biting into your tongue as you look down at the demon nipping at the inside of your thigh. Belphie looks up innocently, batting his eyelashes at you as he bites down a little harder--
âIâll-try-to-have-an-answer-for-you-later-got-to-go-bye!â
Fingers hurry to end the call as Belphegor quickly lets go, smiling as you gape down at him.
âI was in the middle of a call!â
âI know.â
âThen what was that about!?â
The Avatar of Sloth shrugs as he closes his eyes.
âYou werenât paying attention to me. It made me mad.â
You sigh and lean back, Belphegor waiting for a few moments before smiling as he feels your fingers combing through his hair.
âNext time,just talk to me, Belphegor.â
He would have answered, but that would make him promise something he most likely was not going to do.
#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me headcanons#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#obey me satan#obey me levi#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphegor#lucifer x mc#mammon x mc#levi x mc#satan x mc#asmo x mc#beel x mc#belphie x mc#obey me imagines#obey me x reader#//I just think they would bite....alot
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Nighttime headcanon
Hey, this has been in my head for a few days and idk if this is in character but it needed to get out of my system so enjoy
Prompt/Idea: the character comes home late at night seeing you asleep in bed. this is just me imagining why they would be so late and how they would feel joining you so late in bed.
Genre: Fluff
Rating: SFW
Content Warnings: None
Characters: Albedo, Diluc, Zhongli, Yoimiya
Format: Bullet points / HC
Albedo:
He has been so occupied with his research that he completely forgot the time. It wasnât until he accidentally knocked a book off the table he was pulled out of his work trance. Looking at the clock he just let out a sigh. It was already so late now and he started to feel the tiredness in his body.
So he decided to stop it for today, after all his work isnât up to his own quality standards when heâs too tired.
When he made it back home he saw the entire flat being filled in darkness, you must have went to bed already he thought.
He was right, when he stepped into your shared bedroom he saw you laying in bed, snuggled up in the blanket, a quiet snore coming from you.
At the look of you laying in bed, looking so peaceful - albedo couldnât help himself and smile at the view.
He was very careful to make no noise when he was preparing himself for bed, changing his usually attire for a soft pyjama you gifted him some time ago.
Albedo never cared for when, where and how much he slept (or if he slept at all). Not until you stepped into his life and basically forced him to take sleep more seriously. A part of this was that he shouldnât always fall asleep in whatever he was wearing that day. And with that it started that Albedos dresser got various new additions for sleeping attire.
He wouldnât care about the clothes if it werenât for the fact that all of them were gifts from you. Although he had to admit sleeping in clothes specifically for that purpose was better than what he used to do.
As he laid down besides you, you started to shift. At first Albedo was worried he woke you, however you just rolled around to now face the alchemist, still in a deep slumber.
He looked at your sleeping face, still being smitten by your quiet snores. He knew you were a bit insecure about your snoring, but albedo had assured you even if you were louder than Klees bombs, it would not disturb his sleep.
And that was true, it was never a distraction. However being able to watch you sleep was something that could distract Albedo easily from falling asleep himself.
Nonetheless Albedo couldnât stop his heavy eyelids to fall down and just like that he joined you in your dreams.
Diluc:
when will Diluc finally go to bed before dawn?
probably never, if he's not helping Charles at the tavern for the night he runs around protecting Mondstadt from various threats that emerge at night.
So when Diluc finally made his way into the shared bedroom after a night with either Kaeya (he somehow never misses a night when Diluc is tending the bar) or criminals, fatui or hilichurls (sometimes even all of it), he is in desperate need of sleep and seeing you
He sees you in bed, being covered up by his and your own blanket - the view makes him sigh, you always tell him how cold the bed feels at night without him
Diluc can't help but feel the guilt tugging at his heart seeing you like this, you always ask him to go to bed with you or at least to come to bed earlier than usual... he never really listens and he's sorry about it
especially knowing that you freeze without him isn't a thought he enjoys
He quickly changes from his clothes into something more comfortable for the night and joins you in bed
Diluc has to be very careful not to wake you up when he takes the blanket from you
when you start to shift he stops moving, fearing that he woke you up
you don't wake up, but feeling the warm that radiates from Diluc in your sleep you shift closer to him, taking him in your arms
Diluc.exe has stopped working
he will never get used to how you always end up snuggling up to him in your sleep
not that he is against it, the opposite he loves it... however he fears that the beating of his heart will wake you
after getting used to you, the tiredness of Dilucs body catches up to him and he slowly starts to drift away to sleep too
the last thing Diluc has on his mind while falling asleep how he wishes that he could stay like this with you for forever
Zhongli:
He spend most of the day at the funeral parlor, it was planned for him to arrive home at the usual time - but oh well, he ran into the traveller who needed help with something and before Zhongli even noticed it it was the middle of the night and he was not beside you in bed yet
when he made his way back home to you he was surprised to find you in your pyjama asleep on the couch in the living room with a book in your hand
you both had a nighttime routine and it must have worried you a lot when he didnt arrive home when you expected it from him
how inconsiderate of him, he will have to make it up to you the next day
but first he needs to get you into bed, Zhongli can't possibly let you sleep on the couch
when he layed you down onto the shared bed and went to change his clothes he heard you call out to him in a sleepy voice
"zhongli?" he comes over to you, taking the blanket and covering you with it. "hush love, I'm home. I am sorry for worrying you" he says with a soft whisper
"mmmh, glad your home" and with that slurred reply you fell back into sleep
shortly after this Zhongli joins you in bed, taking you in his arms and closing his eyes
as the former geo-archon he doesn't need to sleep, but he learned that it can be quite enjoyable - especially with you at his side
Yoimiya:
Ah, Yoimiya totally forgot the time when she was working on the new fireworks for the summer festival
when she comes home to find you fast asleep in bed she feels a bit sad, so much happened today and she really was looking forward to tell you all about it - you both usually tell each other everything that happened the day before you go to bed, so Yoimiya is dissapointed that because she didn't keep track of time that she missed that routine of the both of you
however ... Yoimiya grew up with a deaf father, so although she tries to be as quite as possible while getting ready for bed she really isn't quite, causing you to wake up the moment she joins you in bed
"Yoimiya?", you ask, voice still filled with sleep
"Oh (Y/N), I'm sorry I woke you up"
Oh well, you're awake now and asking why she came so late and how her day was... you didn't get all of it, sleep still pulling you back from time to time, but the sound of Yoimiyas voice telling you about her day and all the new fireworks, it really makes you feel happy
Yoimiya notices how you switch from being half-awake to asleep until you finally fall asleep for good. With a smile she cuddles you, happy that she was able to share her day - though tomorrow at breakfast you will have to tell her everything about your own day
#gn!reader#yoimiya#diluc#albedo#zhongli#yoimiya x reader#diluc x reader#albedo x reader#zhongli x reader#headcanon#bullet point#genshin impact#genshin#bullet points#genshin fluff#fluff#cute#don't know what tags I should use
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could i request sbi headcanons with a reader (platonic/familial) who uses asl? like maybe they collectively learn it after the reader goes mute/deaf and how they comfort them when it gets frustrating (i love your writing by the way <3)
ASL Family Member || SBI Headcanons
Techno
When you turned deaf he didn't know what to do
He would always try to help you, being more protective of you than usual
Killing everything that even slightly threatened to harm you
At first he would just use vague hand signals of what he meant
He's not very expressive at first, but he slowly becomes more and more expressive to help you
He tried writing messages to you but his writing was too messy and scratchy to read
Whenever you teach him ASL he tries his best to remember
He never shows you but he practices in private 24/7
There's stacks of books and notes of how to sign all over his room, but he hides them when you come
One day you'll sign to him and he'll surprise you with his ASL skills
Since you became deaf and weren't born knowing the language, heâd learn ASL with you
Really enjoys it, he likes hanging out with you after being so busy with wars and stuff
Whenever you get frustrated he panics
Emotions aren't his best spot but he tries his best for you
Let's you vent out your emotions in either writing, signing, or fighting if you want
Once you vent it all out he writes out a really long yet well thought out reply
If anything, he's glad he gets to write down his reply. Words are hard for him
Tries to cheer you up by searching for some diamonds to make you earrings to decorate and appreciate your ears :â)
Wilbur
idk if u wanted vilbur, ghostbur, or lmanburg wilbur so I wrote for lmanburg wilbur
So sweet with you, instantly tries his best to learn anything and everything
For the first few weeks heâll use signals like Techno but Wilburâs were a lot clearer and expressive
Always makes eye contact with you, he learned that from a friend
Super mindful about everything
Always super gentle when letting you know he's there, stomping hard on the floor, blowing wind on your ear, etc
When you offer to teach him ASL heâs honored and a quick learner
He messes up sometimes but just laughs it off with you
He's very stiff at first, wanting to make sure it's perfect, but soon becomes a lot more natural
Likes writing stupid jokes down on notepads to make you laugh since you can't hear him
When you got frustrated with your loss of hearing he understood completely
He let you write out your frustrations and then he wrote a reply to it
His words are so thoughtful and meaningful, filled with compliments
To help calm you down, heâd play his guitar for you and let you rest your hand on it, to feel the vibrations
Tommy
You became mute after you got a disease in your throat
When you couldn't speak Tommy thought you were joking, trying to prank him
But when he found out you were serious he was so baffled
Asked around if there was any way to get your voice back but there was none
He keeps searching for ways to get your voice back but you finally accepted it and stopped him
Instead, you offered to learn ASL with him
He was a little hesitant at first, scared of embarrassing himself
But he couldn't say no to you, so he tried learning
Either super stiff and slow or wayyyy too sloppy and fast
He takes a while to teach but once he has the basics down, he's learning constantly
He'll probably try to make a sign for âpogâ or other twitch terms but he gives up mid way
No one knows but Philza knows this, sometimes Tommy asks Phil to buy him books on ASL to learn in his own time
Tommy hates being sappy so he hides it
Gets such a massive ego boost when he does a sign you don't know
When you get frustrated and start crying/being super pissed he's lost
If your disease was a human, heâd beat it's ass so fast
Just sits next to you and pats your back, he's very awkward
Let's you vent out your emotions and tries to comfort you by making a ton of jokes
To cheer you up he (terribly) builds statues of the both of you with lots of money lol
It's a lil ugly but he tried :â) If anything it made you smile and wheeze
Philza
So caring with you :ââ)
When you turned mute and deaf he instantly took care of you
It was so stressful to just have those two things ripped away
He reads every single one of your vents and replies to them with the best advice he can muster
Mob-proofs your house to prevent any sneak attacks
Adds like 500 torches to your house :ââ) You have to beg him to stop
Gives you so many spare torches, literally finally up 5 double chests
Surprisingly brings up learning ASL before you
Gets so many books to help learn it with you
Is very patient and kind to you, taking baby steps the whole time
He signs well, a bit too relaxed to the point where you miss a word or two
Super accepting of criticism when it comes to signing
Wants to make sure it's perfect so you can understand him
When you get frustrated again he lets you vent all of it out and then cooks you a nice meal
Offers to invite the other SBI members to relax together, but if you don't want to he completely understands
He's always distracting you, to keep it off your mind
Phil probably starts an ASL school/tutoring house for any other DSMP members that are interested in learning
#I love family dynamics so much :ââ)#sleepy boys inc#dsmp platonic#tommyinnit platonic#philza platonic#techno platonic#wilbur platonic#wilbur x reader#techno x reader#dsmp x reader#sbi x reader#dream smp headcannon
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a smol sibling.,
w/ xiao, kaeya, & venti
â âą request from anon : being the trioâs younger sibling! (separately)
xiao p1 || kaeya p1 || gn ! sibling ! reader || headcanon format ||Â 1.5k words
; masterlist.,
; a / n - iâve done xiao and kaeya before, but i had some more ideas so iâm making some more! links above if youâd like to read the others <3
xiao .,
âą the other hcs i made for him where general, but here anon specified a younger sibling, so iâll do that!
âą heâs that sibling whoâll pretend ur the most annoying thing on the planet but would do anything for u so much as you ask
âąÂ âxiao when u come back could i have some glaze liliesâ âget them yourself im the vigilant yaksha not a flower pickerđâ mhm then why did u literally wipe out qingce villageâs flower population hm xiao đ€š
âą teaches u how to fight!! but heâs not teaching heâs âhelping you discover things yourself so you can be a functional personâ
âą it takes way too much effort to get this man to admit he loves you but you know it as much as he does so itâs okay <3
âą cloud retainer has so much dirt on him itâs crazy. if you ever need some blackmail material head over to hers. also you can find some embarassing pictures sheâs got a heckton
âą verr goldet takes care of u a lot too, xiaoâs a great brother and all but he lacks in this department called self care
âąÂ idk if youâre mortal or adeptus or half adeptus but if you need to eat and do basic body functions he does not got u covered
âą mans would try to raise u on almond tofu until verr goldet bought out a food pyramid and explained about these things called nutrientsÂ
âą he also doesnât understand how important sleep is so,,, âxiao iâm gonna stay upâ âyeah sure whateverâ passing out two days later ây/N WHATâS WRONG-â
âą yeah verr goldet and the innkeeper guy give him a guide to basic survival talk and all through it heâs glaring at you like why did you never tell me you needed human things to live >:(Â
âą now that he knows you need sleep, he makes u sleep at 8 pm every night like a grandpa!! good luck trying to get him to stop!!
âą are these getting too guardian-like and less sibling-like??? đ but thatâs the vibes he gives yk!! ur over protective adeptus parent-brother who has no clue how u work but wants to try to understand a little
âą in the game u can tell how much more open he gets wit the traveller as friendship levels progress, and if youâve maxed it out heâd basically do anything for you and would want you to trouble him than yourself
âą and heâll probably be closer with you than heâll ever be with traveller since youâre siblings and whatnot, so it would make sense that he looks out for you more than your typical older brother yk
âą plays the flute for you!! if he hears u humming a tune under your breath heâll find it and learn it to play for uÂ
âą he may not fully understand how relationships work but heâs trying his best for u <3
 kaeya .,
âąÂ my other kaeya hcs were in relation to you being close / living with diluc, but these will be more general and central towards kaeya!
âą kaeya fits literally every older brother trope that exists. the brother whoâs always got ur back? you got it. the brother who keeps secrets you donât know about from you? heck yeah. the annoying brother who makes u do his chores for him? maybe a little too much.
âą pls he (lovingly) shoves all of his small tasks onto u itâs infuriating but you canât even say no bc then he gets all dramaticÂ
âą ây/n đ© youâre abandonning your dear brother like this đ© how could you đ© i didnât know you were so cruel đ©â sir shut up <3
âą since heâs a people person everyone knows u very well too, heck all the senior citizens probably voted u as second best in law after him or smth idk manÂ
âą hanging out with best boy bennett!! he canonically sees kaeya as an older brother too so yâall def go on little adventures together <3
âą ur one of the only people who have ever looked under his eyepatch, diluc and crepus being the only other two
âą sometimes he forgets to take it off when he goes to bed and it leaves a bruise bc itâs pretty tight, so he letâs you change it for himÂ
âąÂ âi can do this myself, you knowâ well he can but you both know he likes it better when youâre there
âą does not allow your closet to be anything less than exquisite, youâve got a bunch of scarfs like his whether you like it for not
âą makes u buy his wine from diluc for him bc every time he goes to the tavern diluc raises the price tenfold just for him
âą heâs that sibling who will rile you up on purpose just for the fun of it. i have a cousin who used to do that when he was younger and it was annoying but he still adores me sm so i donât mind <3
âą besides even if he does get on ur nerves amberâs got ur back- you can rant to her about him for hours on end and sheâll add with her experiences with kaeyaâs bullying
âą what are siblings if not for sibling rivalry, yes he picks on u constantly but he also picks u up when youâre feeling low <3
venti .,
⹠oh my gods he would be sO FUN
âą the two of you are the bane of dilucâs existence, venti loops u into his winery pilfering plans a lotÂ
âą venti pulls the archon card if the two of you get caught by him idk what excuse youâve got but it better be good đ
âą no way the god of wind and songâs sibling doesnât love music- even if youâre tone deaf, or hard of hearing, music is about the pleasure it brings and heâll bring it to you
âą you guys go wind gliding a lot of the time too!! yâall donât even need gliders youâve got the power of anemo đ
âą heâs that cool brother whoâs only rule is that you do whatever you want to do, life is too short for regrets so live in the moment and be spontaneous!
âą even though heâs older he seems much younger than you at heart đ will wine if you donât do something for him itâs hilarious
âą youâve got other things to do and heâs just âbut hanging out!!!â and ur like âbut work!!!âÂ
âą itâs very hard to be productive with him around, he will distract u with something as mundane as an apple- itâs not his fault tho bb just has a poor attention span đÂ
âą heâs very clingy, if youâre together heâll link your elbows like everyone did in sixth grade, and in turn u can kick him in the kneecaps when he does stupid things
âą heâs the ceo of stupid things so u get to kick him a lot, itâs a mutal symbiotic relationship we love to see it <33
âą my brain is dead and i canât english rn but. his vibes yk heâs so fun to be around, he gives out surprisingly killer advice too
âą i have this manâs teapot lines plastered on my wall bc they help me deal with stuff, so if youâre ever down you can always, always, always go to him and heâll have the exact things to say
âą if itâs words, he has them, if itâs silence you need heâll lend you his shoulder; but there was never an instance he doesnât leave you better than before
âą you havenât seen his archon side a lot, since he doesnât show it all that much, but itâs so far from venti itâs a little scary; but in a sort of admiring way yk
âą you guys visit zhongli sometimes, and itâs a free real estate for blackmail material bc of how terrified venti is of him
âą zhongli is like that long lost uncle who visits once a year, and youâre his favorite child so he gives you candy and picks on venti for not taking good enough care of you
âąÂ âiâm their sibling not their parentâ âyouâre older have some responsibility >:(â
âą if you ever get drunk he will hear about it and will come all the way from liyue to i will have order ventiâs head, regardless of whether he was the cause of you being drunk or not
âą that about wraps it up! im sure i could think of more but my brain is sorta dead rn so this will have to suffice đ i canât think of a closing statement sO i hope u enjoyed!! bye bye!! <3
#; gargoyle scriptures#xiao x reader#kaeya x reader#venti x reader#xiao headcanons#kaeya headcanons#venti headcanons#genshin x reader#genshin headcanons#xiao scenarios#kaeya scenarios#venti scenarios#genshin scenarios#xiao#kaeya alberich#venti#genshin impact
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jisoo as your girlfriend hc
How you met <3
sundays are meant to be spent in your room, while playing games, and having snacks. that's what jisoo's idea was.
but rosé had other plans. she wanted to check this dog café across han river, to buy her hankie boy some toys and treats.
jisoo had every right to say no, but the puppy eyes she had gotten from the latter had made it difficult for her to say no. resulting in her standing outside fur house.
however, looking right through the glass, she spotted you talking to kids, with a kind smile, probably about the puppy they were holding.
the more she kept looking at you, the more she felt this warm feeling.
and she wanted nothing but to get to know you better.
on the other side, you didn't know what fate had in store for you.
upon the bell chiming, you walked towards the door to greet your customers, but instead felt your eyes gravitate towards this certain brunette, kim jisoo.
How you became friends <3
jisoo knew she wanted to be more than friends with you, and she made it clear.
whenever rosé wasn't paying attention, she would stare at you, and would send you a smile everytime you caught her eyes.
to be honest, you were intimidated by her at first, but she had turned out to be the most humane human being you've ever met.
so when they had to leave, she had walked up to you with a sly smile.
"you like dogs, i like dogs, i think we're a paw-fect match."
a dumbfounded smile made it's way to your face as you examined the beauty, for any trace of humor. finding none, you nodded your head.
"so how about we bond over puppy love? there's a really good café across my company."
"only if I get your number in return, turtle rabbit kim."
What being friends with her is like <3
the both of you decided to not pursue a relationship. it just didn't cross y'alls mind once you got to know each other.
you guys are best friends who sometimes flirt.
random 3 am gaming battles is a must. nobody can stop gamer jisoo.
when you beat her ass in the game, she gets all sulky that you end up buying ice-creams for her.
y'all go out once a week, and have korean street food, it may be hard with jisoo's schedules, but she always makes time for you.
she has her soft side reserved only for you.
remember how she gets mad when the members disturb her when she's balancing the bottle on her head?
let's just say you're her favorite.
sometimes you join her to see who's better at balancing.
she would do everything to make you smile, and hates to see you cry.
she's your go to place for advices, hugs and comfort.
doesn't mean you don't do the same, whenever blackpink's schedules get too hectic or when she feels overwhelmed, you stay by her side, and get her through it.
you guys donât really fight, both of you are mature enough, and understanding.
even if it gets out of hand, you guys walk away from the fight and give each other some space and talk it out the next day.
random nicknames, she once called you eongdeong-i (ìë©ìŽ - butt) for a few days until you threatened to throw away her gaming console.
you're her #1 fan, whenever blackpink has a concert, you end up fully dressed in jisoo's merch from head to toe.
jisoo loves it and you know that, even if she doesn't say it out loud.
you guys are the typical best friends who would do anything for the other, but would get all cringed while saying thanks.
The confession <3
you guys were watching riverdale, and everytime there was a kiss scene, you could feel jisoo looking at you, more precisely your lips.
Smirking at yourself, you turn around, now facing her. "You know, you could just ask me for a kiss." Jisoo stares at you with her mouth wide open, clearly surprised by your offer.
"I-You? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?" She yells out loudly, making you go deaf in the process. You chuckle at her, while she takes in a deep breath, before asking for your consent one more time, "So, if I ask for a kiss, I'll get one?" You nod your head at her and scoot closer, thighs almost touching.
As you intertwine your fingers with hers, she closes her eyes anticipating the much-long awaited kiss.
"Took you long enough." You confess, before leaning in, and pressing your lips with hers in a gentle but full kiss.
What being girlfriends is like <3
the weird nicknames finally got promoted to jagi, love and baby.
likes calling you her girlfriend.
brags about you to everyone, even to lisa's cats.
y'all have each other's photos as wallpaper.
and an album which has meme worthy photos.
you guys have this weird challenge going on, to see who can click the most embarrassing photo.
oh! did I mention? jisoo loves wrist kisses, and does it often, and you get all shy, yet ask her to do it again because it's too soft.
would kiss you out of nowhere, this one day you were getting ready for a meeting, girlie came up, pulled you by your tie and pressed her lips onto yours. y'all kissed for a few more times, and you were late for the meeting.
loves holding you, hence the big spoon.
not much of a pda person, but likes having you near her, and if you're not around her, get ready to be attacked with cuddles later.
loves back hugs, especially when you're making dinner, she would come over and wrap her arms around your waist and just stand there with you.
doesn't stop gushing about how delicious your cooking is.
jokes about wanting to be your wife because of your cooking and you're like - where's the ring?
that gets her all excited, searches for the best ring, and promises to ask you out in a few years.
loves coming back to find you sleeping with dalgom. you guys fill her heart with so much love.
sends you random snaps of herself, or the place sheâs at, including the trees.
you guys order chicken and just pull up an all nighter watching blackpink videos.
jisoo appreciation hours open.
you get all mushy when she speaks english.
you guys end up worn out by the next day. too tired to do anything, you guys order take out once again, and sleep the whole day.
unhealthy vibes.
after a long day, sheâll just fall right into your arms, and nestle her head into your neck.
your parents love her a lot, and often ask her about grandchildren.
and you're like - good god, shut up.
you buy her soft toys, since she tends to sleep with them when at dorms.
and she buys you souvenirs everytime she visits a country.
y'all don't get jealous with people.
jisoo gets jealous when you play with the dogs at the café and come home late.
and you get jealous when she practically ignores you because of a game.
but you guys make up with kisses and cuddles.
yet the next day, the same routine follows.
jkjk.
A/N : I decided to keep my headcanons this way, and I hope y'all like it this way. Thank you for taking your sweet time to read my work :)
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ITADORI YUJI + FUSHIGURO MEGUMI + GOJO SATORU + INUMAKI TOGE || WITH A MUTE S/O
| featuring : itadori yuji + fushiguro megumi + gojo satoru + inumaki toge from jujutsu kaisen
| warnings : grammar errors and a lot of my side comments
| form : headcanons
| published : 25 november
| request : i really really like your writing, it literally makes me so giddy ngl. iâd like to recommend, if you can, a headcanon with toge, gojo, megumi and yuji where the reader is either blind or deaf or mute. you honestly donât have to, but i think it be pretty neat if you did
| baristaâs notes : hello guys! guess who is probably going back to school tomorrow after being in isolation? probably me~Â Ê ïŸ â ïŸÊ also i canât really lie, this piece was a bit difficult for me to write that i had to do some quick research about the topic that is related to this headcanons Êᎄ·ăÊ other than that, i hope you enjoy your cup of classic black coffee (jujutsu kaisen request!) and have a wonderful day/night Ê âąáŽ„âąÊăâ
ITADORI YUJI:
Itadori would be confused at first since you werenât mute due to you having cursed speech as a cursed technique as Inumaki does.
It would be a bit strange to him at first since he is so used to people talking to him through speech due to his energetic personality, but over time he really does try to learn how to communicate to you.
You would at first write to him with a pen and notepad or maybe a whiteboard to make the writing process a bit quicker and easier.
âWow babe, you have really nice handwritingâ
Then there is you replying with the board covering your blushing face - this action will confuse him as he wonders if he said anything wrong only for you to smile at him to ease his worry
He would slowly learn to read you expressions - though not very well, he is trying very hard.
The gestures that he knows you are trying to convey to him within a second are âIâm hungryâ, âIâm tiredâ and âI love youâ - because I love you is basically you shaping your hands into a heart (girl, that is so cute~)
Itadori will usually ramble a lot, filling the room with his words which makes you really happy since he seems really happy ranting about the movies that Gojo-sensei made him watch for his training or missions that he had gone to.
Even when you are mute, thatâs okay because Itadoriâs love language is physical touch - so prepare to receive many hugs and energetic kisses.
And due to that, expressing your love to each other is quite easy since the both of you could just physically inform each other - lowkey I feel like Itadori would give the best hugs, heâs like the sun.
In conclusion, he really is trying to understand you and learn as quickly as possible - even then you wrote to him that it was okay and he should take his time - he really wants to be the best boyfriend possible - even though he is the best boyfriend affection wise.
FUSHIGURO MEGUMI:
Fushiguro is the master of reading your expression and whatâs going on in your mind.
Sometimes it really scares you because you wonder if he can read your mind since what he âguessesâ were just too accurate and precise.
âYou seem like you want to eat Udon today, do you want to go to our favourite noodle place?â
You looked at him with widened eyes with the thoughts of: How the hell did he know what I was thinking? Can he read my mind?Â
âY/N I canât read your mindâ
I......what a liar~
When it comes to your expression, he notices the smallest changes from the smallest crease that is formed on your forehead when youâre either annoyed or stressed to the smallest curve that your lips make you smile.
So when you are annoyed, he would gently take your hand in his and grip it tightly to tell you that he was right beside you and that everything was going to be okay.
He really takes in your expression and keeps them into memory, so itâs easier for him and you to communicate - or he just really likes to see you smile and would do anything to keep you smiling.
Fushiguro is really patient with you when it comes to communication, if you have to write a really long response, he would just patiently wait while either looking down onto the board/notepad to admire your handwriting or look at you and admire your face due to you looking so concentrated to finishing your answer - he thinks itâs a really cute sight.
Sometimes out of nowhere, he would kiss your forehead before giving you a soft smile when you look up - girl once again, Iâm blushingggggg~
I donât know but I imagined that little scenario with him sitting down in front of you with his hands in his pockets, while youâre standing in front of him as you write down something - I donât know after many K-dramas and romance animes this is what is on my mind.
Unlike Itadori, Fushiguro isnât that affectionate as his classmate but he would do things for you if you didnât like doing them like washing the dishes or doing the laundry - basically acts of service.
In conclusion; Fushiguro is someone that lets you take your time and is really patient with you, he wants you to be comfortable and allows you to express what you are feeling in any way possible for you to communicate with him - donât worry he knows what youâre trying to say/suggest.
GOJO SATORU:
Mr Gojo Satoru. The strongest jujutsu sorcerer will probably have a whiteboard himself like you so you didnât feel alone.
Or maybe it was for him to proudly show you his drawing, just like he did with Fushiguro that one time.
To be honest, this really does light up your mood and sometimes make you forget that youâre mute to begin with because he just has that power.
There are times where he would write cute messages on the board and lift it up for you to see if you are at a faraway distance.
âYou look beautiful today âĄâ to âI love you honey~â
You canât lie, sometimes it is embarrassing when it is shown in front of his students or when you are talking to someone - heâs basically teasing you at this point.
Also about his teasing, even though you canât verbally respond to his playful comments, your face just expresses it all making it more fun for him to tease you even further.
Prepare for like 1000 flashes because he is going to take a lot of pictures of you - and you canât even tell him to stop. Also, donât try to jump around to get his phone, remember he is over 190cm.
On top of that, expect a lot of cute messaged from him during work or when he is on a mission like âI miss youâ or âI have some souvenirs for youâ.
Sometimes he just texts you when you are standing next to him.
But once again, the blue-eyed jujutsu sorcerer really knows how to keep you happy and motivated even with your inability to speak.
There are times where Gojo is worried about your ability to fight for some reason - maybe he was just overprotective of you - but comes to the realisation that talking and fighting are not the same thing.
You are capable of defending and protecting yourself on your own, itâs just that he forgets sometimes.
Or maybe he uses it as a useless excuse to protect you because who knows, you canât call for help when you might need it - spoiler alert, you bloody donât.
But does he care?
Noooooooo~
He just wants you safe in his arms so he can come home with you - or maybe just to tease you even more.
In conclusion; expect a lot of cute drawings from him to lift up your mood as well as a lot of teasing here and there because he is Gojo SatoruâŠ..what in the world did you expect?
INUMAKI TOGE:
Inumaki can really relate to you on the fact that you had an inability to speak, even though he can technically talk, it was still limited to ingredients of rice balls in a normal conversation.
Both of you would learn how to communicate with each other since both of you were hard to understand to other people that were around you.
Your friends would be so confused about how you both would understand each other even when there was just little to no words exchanged.
Sometimes you and Inumaki would smile at each other randomly and that other people around you would wonder what on earth the both of you were talking about.
Lowkey you two were gossiping about the second years.
Yes, you two were the perfect gossip couple - no one will ever know what youâre talking about.
Like Fushiguro, he is also very good at reading your expression and would ask if you were okay if he saw you looking upset or irritated.
âSalmon roe?â
You would then give him a thumbs-up before writing down what was making you irritated like âjust a bit hungryâ or âI really wanna go home, Iâm too tired for thisâ
Since you and Inumaki couldnât profess your love for each other verbally, you both would either text each other or just physically express it.
Mostly, forehead kisses and maybe some kunik kisses here and there.
Nothing too heated, but mostly sweet and gentle gestures.
Letâs just say you were the IT couple within the second years.
In conclusion; there would be a lot of lowkey gossiping since you two were basically the masters of keeping secrets and gaining new information and light gentle expression of love, even though the both of you struggled with the verbal aspect of your relationship, it really didnât affect it at all since you two successfully climb over that issue.
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⌠BNHA Dorm HeadcanonsâŒ
Synopsis: What I think the dorms of characters would look like ïżŒ
Genre: Just general headcanons
W.K.: ~1.25k in all
C.W.: none
Characters ft: Bakugou, Tsuyu, & Shinsou
(~450 words)
This could go in so many different directions
My first thought is that if PlanetFitnessâą was condensed it would be this manâs room
But honestly I see him more as a person to workout outside and do more active things whilst being productive
Itâs canon that he likes hiking, so I feel like a lot of the equipment in his room would be based off of that
If anything, he probably has a few weights (like dumbbells) that are lying around
Has most definitely kicked one on accident at night walking around his roomïżŒ
I feel like itâs relatively plain but over time becomes more clustered
The Bakusquad will start randomly leaving or putting things in Bakugouâs room
It can be anything from Denki leaving little dollar store trinkets on Bakugouâs desk; to Kiri making random things out of garbage in class and putting it on Bakugouâs shelf
He doesnât strike me as someone to have a lot of pictures or memorabilia, but thereâs little pictures on the wall by his bed with sticky tack photos of his friends throughout the years
Heâs an All Might fanboy at heart, but I doubt he has as much physical display of this as Midoriya
I headcanon that thereâs posters and like some rare collectibles of action figures and merch
Inko made him a throw blanket as a kid for his birthday of All Might and he still has it at the end of his bed
Despite it being relatively clustered with small things in some places (again, courtesy of the Bakusquad), itâs still pretty clean and spacious
His curtains are usually closed, so the only possibility for plants that he could sustain are either fake or donât survive for long
Since his parents are both fashion designers, his closet is full of clothing that heâll probably never wear from name brands all over
His desk serves as a multiple purpose space: homework, charging station, and bookshelf
Bakugouâs bed is always made andâas much as I hate to say itâhe probably only sleeps with two pillowsâthree on occasion
He has a speaker that he uses whenever heâs not doing homework, but itâs probably super loud (headcanoning that heâs partly deaf from his quirk)
His closet alone could be an entirely different post
Overall, Bakugouâs room is kind of dark and a tad bit more grunge themed
Kirishima leaves Bakugou lots of little notes saying things like are either:
âHey Bakubro, can you help with math please? :Dâ to
âRemember to hydrate and take a breakâ with a little thumbs up doodle
Lots of self notes too reminding him of what he has to do and his schedule for the day
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Tsu canonically has all of the attributesâstrengths and weaknessesâthat a frog does
For this reason, I think that she has humidifiers and just temperature regulations throughout her room
Lots of plants and art prints, mainly from friends
Little lily pad shaped fairy lights strung across her room
I picture her room as having a lot of plants like ivy and vines, but also a lot of really exotic plants
Lots of pillows and blankets
Like at least five pillows and her bed is most definitely up against the wall
The blankets range from those really thin 50x50â ones to comforters to really fluffy and warm blankets
Hear me outâstuffed animals
I think that her friends go out with her to like, the mall, and end up coming back with a lot of stuffed animals
Throw pillows and rugs are main staples of Tsuâs room
Super comforting place and relaxing, but it can become kind of humid
Frequent naps at Tsuâs dorm bedroom have become so common that she has little bean bag seats that people sleep on
Color palette of greens and pinks
Think of a pastel version of kid core, with the mixed color fabrics
Her closet is also an entirely different post, but Iâm picturing bucket hats and pastel overalls with different colors and patch sizes
You know those framed glass cases of bugs? Yes, those but a lot of them
Like theyâre hanging up by pictures of her friends
Butterflies, iridescent winged beetles, etc.
Like the wood around them is an orangish color and honestly I might just draw this up later
I cannot stress this enough, but pictures of her friends both in and out of school as well as pictures of her family and herself growing up
Post cards from all over pinned up on her walls and cork boards
Generic, I know, but frog themed little details that are mainly jokes
Music isnât as loud or used as Bakugou, but when she does play music, itâs most likely a shared playlist that everyone created
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Straight up, grunge. kid. bedroom.
Gotta put aside my biases for him for the rest of this
Either looks like a vacant room or the pure embodiment of a teenage boyâs room
Iâm going with the latter for the rest of this
Clothes and trash are just all over the floor, save for a few spaces
His bed has been made once, maybe twice
But it is the most comfortable shit you would ever sleep in
I speak from experience of my own bed
Posters line the wall so much to the point where thereâs very little actual wall space
These range from prints he likes, bands, movies, heroes he admires Aizawa, to joke posters like, âLive, Laugh, Love <3â and, â~Home is where the heart grows fonder~â
The LED lights desperately need a battery change because itâs more of a dim light, but thatâs for another time to change
Jackets and hoodies over his chairs
Has a little gaming station beside his desk
I choose to believe his gaming chair and setup itself is the biggest thing that he has splurged on
The side of his monitor and the top of his desk are covered in stickers heâs collected over the years
Tapestry over his bed
Vintage cassette and record albums
As cluttered as everything is, itâs still somewhat spacious because the clutter is grouped together to provide a walkway
Much like myself, his closet is somewhat bare because all of his clothing he wears is from piles of clean and dirty clothing on the floor
Signature purple and black bedding and overall theme
Thereâs always music, like no matter what, but the difference between Shinsou and Bakugou is that Shinsouâs music is usually quiet
Wide variety of music, but at night itâs his an entirely different playlist of Lofi
He may not sleep at night 9/10, but at least it isnât as chaotic and exhausting
Collection of bottle caps and tabs by his bed
Water bottles are everywhere, but at least the majority of them are refilled
At this point Iâm just naming off how my room is rn
Half of his chargers are broken or living on 1%
Hair ties that are clinging onto life have their own little dish on his desk
Usually the curtains and blinds are closed
On the back of his door thereâs a coat rack thatâs used exclusively for his bag and also the capture weapon
Weights and overall workout equipment are frequently used but also so easily lost
The Grind Never Stops
I think the only pictures he would have would be of like sneaked pictures of him and Aizawa training
Aizawaâs in the back doing whatever pose and Shinsouâs either hold up a blurry peace sign to the camera or painfully imitating it
Theyâre a little frayed at the edges most of the time, but it just makes them more sentimental and fit in with the aesthetic
11/10, would recommend vibing in his room
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Alright letâs talk GVK spoilers!!!
My reactions as best I can remember them!
- love how Kong is humanized from the very first scene, like every time he shows up heâs humanized so much more than other titans are. If that was at the expense of other titans being made likable I wouldnât enjoy it so much, but like, Godzilla is made pretty lovable over the course of Monsterverse, Mothra is too, and all the titans featured for long are given recognizable emotions that let us see them as more intelligent and feeling than âjustâ animals; so all of them are made understandable/likable/sympathetic. But of them all, Kong is the only one really humanized. Which makes sense, because like, big monkey! Basically our distant cousin!
- And they kept playing, like, normal songs for him, which cracked me up.
- I really appreciated how you could SEE the titans in this movie. After all the weather effects to hide the titans in KOTM, there was such a clear difference in this one from the very start. Kong in the daylight! Godzilla makes his first attack at night, and even then you can see him much more clearly than you can for most of KOTM! Nice!
- after the Iwi were portrayed as silent stoic witnesses in Skull Island, I really appreciated that they took an Iwi character, made her a main character, and gave her dialogue and a real role to play in the story while also keeping her deaf/mute. I think that was a good way to improve on the way that the Iwi got got sidelined in the last movie while still maintaining the worldbuilding!
- I didnât appreciate so much that, yâknow, they murdered the rest of her people off-screen in order to do it. Couldnât they have gone âher parents died so she got adopted by a Monarch agent that was close to her family, but like, the rest of her tribe is fineâ? Or at the very least âtheir island got fucked up so they had to be evacuated but like theyâre settling in somewhere elseâ? âTheyâre living under this island dome with Kong and they know whatâs up and Monarchâs keeping them in the loop and they decided theyâre chill with their new dome home, but this one girl likes to go on adventures with Monarchâ? Something? Did we have to kill them all off? Yâall make up an entire fictional indigenous culture and then murder them off-screen when you donât need them? Just let them live.
- a few minutes in I was like âhold on, weâve got two characters that speak sign language, weâve got a giant gorilla, gorillas learn sign language, is there any reason they canât teach Kong?â and then later I was like âOOOOOH!!â Humans and titans learning how to communicate with each other has been one of my favorite themes to explore in Monsterverse fanfic so I was absolutely tickled to see it getting explored in canon, too.
- That said I think itâs hilarious that the girl managed to teach Kong to sign without, like... anybody seeing. Kongâs hands are above the tree line and there are cameras everywhere, how did NOBODY with Monarch see him signing.
- Bernieâs weaponized being an annoying coworker to such a degree it can only be called an art, and I really appreciated it.
- Godzillaâs extra chonky in this movie and I dig it. Roomie noted he was extra crocodilian and I dig that too.
- âThereâs been no confirmed titan sightings in three yearsâ I donât buy that for a minute. Theyâre BIG. Rodan NESTS IN VOLCANOES. They found a MOTHRA EGG. Humans have A SCARILY WELL-FUNDED ORGANIZATION DEDICATED SOLELY TO FOLLOWING TITANS AROUND. Like, most of the lore in GVK that I donât personally like, I can be like âeh... I can tweak it just a little bit with headcanons to make it work for me...â but NO confirmed titan sightings? You expect me to believe ALL of them moved underground when weâd previously seen them all prefer to live above ground? You expect me to believe that now that theyâre all AWAKE, they learned how to HIDE?? Uh-uh. And at the end of KOTM there was stuff in the credits about using titan droppings as biofuel, obviously theyâre still walking around up top! Canât take that from me. Nope.
- Who the FUCK is Ren Serizawa and how is he related to Ishiro Serizawa? IS he related? Maybe they just dropped the surname as another âyeah this is a Godzilla movie for Godzilla fansâ easter egg but I have a hard time believing that he canât be somehow related to the other character with the Very Important Last Name who was so important in the last two Godzilla movies. If he is related Iâm sure itâs been explained in a tie-in comic or the novelization or something, Iâll look it up later.
- I had to look up how much weight huge battleships can carry while writing a KOTM fic where Ghidorah hitches a ride on one, and yâall, I had to pull weird gravity-negating magic to get him to ride on that boat. Godzilla and Kong woulda sunk that boat like a rock. All I could think during that scene is âthis wouldnât work and I know that because I DID THE RESEARCH and I wasnât even getting PAID.â Iâll choose to believe that Monarch gets special heavy duty ships designed to carry titans but nobody mentioned it because it wasnât relevant to Kongâs journey.
- The bit where they could see where Godzilla was swimming because heâd got half a ship hooked to him that was bobbing around on the surface, didnât Jaws do something like that with a buoy? Itâs been ages since Iâve seen Jaws. Anyway good reference.
- Insert âtheyâre gonna need a bigger boatâ joke
- I LOVED the part where they shut down all the ships to get Godzilla to leave. Both because, one, itâs a spectacular callback to KOTMâs âturn off all the guns so he knows weâre not a threatâ that makes it seem like now thatâs just what Monarch knows what to do to get G to chill out, and two... we know that Godzilla backs off either when heâs killed his enemy or when his enemy has yielded to him. At the end of KOTMâand the end of GVKâthe act of yielding is presented as very ceremonial and uniform across species: everyone lowers anything theyâve got that could be dangerous (claws, fangs, beaks, axes) and bows to show Godzilla theyâre not gonna fight. Battleships, obviously, canât bow, but even without being inducted into whatever secret titan cultural intricacies might be going on, humans have figured out their own way to âbowâ to Godzilla: cut all the power, so their ships canât move and canât use weapons. I know the movie presented it as âplaying dead,â but câmon, if Godzilla could hear MechaG power up from halfway around the planet then he could hear that Kongâs heart was still beating, and heâs been around enough boats to know humans can turn them off and on when they want. The humans bowed to Godzilla. He accepted that they yielded and left.
- Mark Russell looked like such a dad in this movie, like heâs retired 100% from being a rugged action hero and now heâs just Pure Dad. I like him better when heâs a dad, itâs a good development for him. He got like 3 lines and Iâm like âI appreciate this character development.â
- Despite all my qualms about how conspiracy theories and extremist groups are handled in Monsterverse (and WHICH conspiracy theories they decide to reference), I really love Madison and Bernieâs dynamic. The adult man whoâs the excitable wide-eyed believer in every BS conspiracy you can possibly imagine; and then the serious, severe Teenage Girl On A Mission whoâs hypercompetent because she was raised for five years by a friggin doomsday cult militia; and despite having wildly different personalities theyâre just, in total agreement about everything. Handled just a BIT differently (like, leaving out the more gross IRL conspiracies) they would be a wildly fun comedic duoâespecially with Josh the Only Sane Man coming along as the hapless sidekick. And they all play off of each other so well! Both in a comedic sense, and in more serious momentsâwhen Bernie talked about his wife, there was a real moment of empathy between him and Madison with very little said. Iâd watch an entire movie just about the three of them. Iâd watch a TV show.
- On the one hand I wasnât too much of a fan of KOTMâs âall titans... are inherently In Tune With Nature... nature has a Balance, because thatâs a Real Thing and not an anthropocentric concept to describe how we like nature to act, and they automatically restore it... because theyâre like, some kinda borderline divinities or something... we should probably be worshipping them...â thing; but, now that it was totally absent in GVK, I sorta miss it. Like I feel like there needs to be a balance, a few humans who are like âi lowkey worship these dudes?â and a few others who are like âtheyâre cool but like, thatâs a lil extremeâ and that neither side be presented as Right in how they regard titansâ relationship with nature.
- âAll titans come from THE HOLLOW EARTHâ nah I donât buy that itâs silly. Basically, what I object to is the idea that all titans have some sort of intrinsic similarity (they all come from the same hitherto-unknown location; they all are part of the same pack that has the same alpha; they all are fueled/fed by the same energy source; etc) rather than letting them be SEPARATE species whose only unifying traits are âtheyâre all big enough to fuck everything up everywhere they goâ and âtheyâre big enough that the typically-insurmountable barriers between different biomes (mountain ranges, valleys, long distances with terrible weather) arenât insurmountable for them, so even if theyâre specialized in different environments they still all have to deal with each other pretty often.â Iâll make some exceptions for convergent evolution (i.e., claiming multiple titans developed similar traits that are relatively easy to spontaneously evolve and a prerequisite for a creature to survive at such a large size). But I canât buy âthis big gorilla has more biologically in common with this big crocodile-iguana than he does with, say, gorillas,â or most of the other âall these titans have THIS IN COMMONâ claims that Monsterverse makes, including âeveryoneâs from hollow earth.â So Iâm tossing that out the window and substituting my own headcanons. Some mightâve evolved there but some evolved on the surface. Maybe a majority of them like ducking in and out of the hollow earth like some kind of titan shortcut system. Kongâs species, I can buy, IS native to hollow earth, considering that they built a whole-ass society down there with tools and architecture.
- Iâm SO curious about the little underground Kong home, the Godzilla motif in the floor, and the axe that appeared to be made with a Godzilla scute. Whatâs the story there??? We know Godzillaâs species and Kongâs species are ancient rivals. Is it because Kongâs species hunted Godzillaâs to steal their scutes to make weapons, seeing them as a valuable resource the way, like, early humans considered woolly mammoths a valuable resourceâthus making that Godzilla on the floor equivalent to cave art of mammoths made by people who hunted themâuntil the Godzillas got pissed and started fighting back en masse? Or were Godzillas and Kongs already enemies when Kongs decided to start making weapons out of their corpses? Did they use to be allies, fighting together, with Godzillas voluntarily offering shed scutes and/or bones of their deceased members to Kongs, and that place used to be a shared home until they started fighting?
- What about that power source, is it something that was already there that both Kongs and Godzillas started to deliberately harvest for technology/atomic breath? Or did Godzillas automatically channel that stuff and Kongs exploited/borrowed/traded with Godzillas to utilize it too? Or is the power from Godzillas who collaboratively poured a bunch of power into the place thus that Kongs were able to use it too? I doubt Godzillaâs species CREATED all that weird energy but the question remains of whether, like, they channel it FROM underground, or naturally produce the same thing in their own bodies, or what.
- Godzilla using his atomic breath to dig a hole STRAIGHT TO KONG just to KICK HIS ASS is hilarious. How lucky that Hong Kong just HAPPENS to be straight over Kongâs house! Were all the tunnels to the hollow earth made by pissed off Godzillas who wanted to kick monkey ass??
- I loved the aesthetic of the battle scene in Hong Kong, with the brightly colored neon building outlines, VERY cool look. The choreography of the battle scene was great too, especially
- we literally broke into applause when Kong shoved the axe handle in Godzillaâs mouth. Love it, perfect callback, that was the ONE thing from the original King Kong Vs Godzilla I was hoping to see referenced and there it was.
- You could really see a difference in how Kong and Godzilla foughtâKong doing a better job at using tools and the environment, Godzilla fighting more like a reptile. They seemed to emphasize Godzillaâs more animalistic behaviors in this movie to accomplish that contrastâhe was down on all fours and moving like a crocodile more often, he was clawing at Kongâs chestâbut even though it seemed a bit different of a combat technique it also didnât seem out of place compared to how he fought in prior movies. And weâve already seen that if Godzillaâs involved in a fight and one of the combatants knows how to use the environment, itâs typically not gonna be Godzilla. (See: Ghidorah using the reflection in a buildingâs windows to see whatâs behind him, and recognizing a nearby power source and biting it to juice himself up.)
- So many of Godzillaâs enemies seem to have specialized in negating his atomic breath in order to combat him! The MUTOs directly suppress his ability to use itâand it makes sense that thatâs an inborn ability they have, since they evolved to use Godzillaâs species as prey. Kong has a weapon that both acts as a shield to absorb the breath and turn it back against Godzillaâs speciesâthey didnât evolve to counter Godzilla, but they developed tools once a rivalry happened. Ghidorahâs the exceptionâwhich makes sense, since he came from spaceâbut even at that we see him using tactics specifically to take into account Godzillaâs most powerful weapon (such as keeping one head on lookout for when he starts glowing so that they know when they need to dodge).
- LOVED the reveal that MechaG was based off of Ghidorahâs brain, it has vibes of both the Kiryu Saga and the way that Heisei MechaG is based off of Mecha-King Ghidorah. Not the most surprising plot twist, since weâd theorized that they might use San to make MechaG, but I wasnât 100% sure they were gonna go with it until they finally did. Even when I was going âhuh, the mecha pilotâs chamber looks weirdly organicâ I didnât make the connection to WHY until the reveal, lol.
-Â âGhidorahâs necks are so long that the heads have to communicate with each other telepathicallyâ thatâs COMPLETELY WILD but I love it, it follows very well from their prior portrayal as telepathic empaths in Heisei, it lines up with their emphasis on electricity (because BRAINWAVES AND ELECTRICITY, hey ho movie monster pseudo science!), and it very much compliments my own private headcanon that theyâve got some psychic/mind control abilities.
- The movie ended with both âGodzilla won, technicallyâ but also âsince they teamed up as equals, the ending doesnât FEEL like âGodzilla wins, Kong losesâ but rather âthey both won against a common foeââ and since Iâm on both Team Godzilla and Team They Should Be Friends, Iâm happy with this outcome. Plus since the last time they fought, the Japanese movie company graciously let the American monster win, so itâs only polite that the American movie company graciously let the Japanese monster win.
- There were just a few too many humans in this movie. I was intrigued by Ren but we didnât get much out of him, but like I guess somebody had to be in the pilotâs seat other than the Apex CEO. Didnât care for the author of the hollow earth book, I feel like his role was superfluous. Didnât need the Apex CEOâs daughter there at all, coulda done without her. How about this, combine all three roles. Instead of having a whole-ass author who knows about the hollow earth, just casually reference that Rick from KOTM wrote a book about it since he was the expert, and (since he wasnât in this movie) say that he tragically died going to explore the hollow earth himself, and that way weâve got the book with the âtitans are from thereâ theory AND an excuse to share the âhumans die when they go undergroundâ info. Now, have Ren be working for Apex as a pilot for Mechagodzilla, but have him be MechaGâs pilot because heâs also a good pilot in general, and can fly those HEAV things. Have Apex send him to Monarch to be like âhey, you guys trust me right, since Iâm Ishiro Serizawaâs relative? We at Apex have heard all about your failed hollow earth expedition, and due to Ishiro Iâve got some past ties to Monarch so Iâve got high clearance with yâall, so I could bring over this useful Apex tech thatâd let you go underground and use what I know about hollow earth from my past time at Monarch to help guide things.â Once theyâve got the little chunk of energy stuff and go topside, he hustles it straight to Apex and straps into his seat to run MechaG. Bam, youâve combined âperson who knows enough about hollow earth to help the expedition,â âperson who represents Apexâs interests and gets the energy,â and âperson who pilots MechaGâ into one character, in a way that takes three flat/underdeveloped characters and turns them into a single interesting character with a lot going on and some intriguing ties to the rest of the cast.
I think thatâs everything?? Hoo.
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