#Splendorman headcanons

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Highest to lowsest sex drive?

A few of the creeps go into heat in my canon so I'm just writing this as general sex drive not taking that into account :p

Highest Offender Jeff Masky BEN Slender Sully Candy Toby Smiley Nina Trender Jason Zalgo Jane Liu Puppeteer Brian LJ Helen Tim EJ Natalie Hobo Terrors Kate Splendor Hoodie Lowest

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Hello, I came because I was looking for things about creepypasta, it's been so long that I really think it's already a little dead- and I saw your writing about them so I came to ask something about that if you still write for them well am I lucky? Anyway, here I go���

slenderman with someone who hangs on him like a koala-

you can include his reaction when it first happened if you want

Slenderman, Jason The Toy Maker, Laughing Jack and Splendorman with S/O who Hangs On Them Like a Koala

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A/N: Thank you Anon for requesting this HCS! I'm sorry for the long update, it has been such a hectic day because of college and research. I hope you understand! Also, this is one of the funniest requests I have received and this makes my day. Thank you for requesting.

Gender: Neutral

Warning: None except profanities

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Slenderman

It is canon that Slenderman is very tall, above than ten feet tall so it was no wonder many people are scared of this faceless creature and no one has a gut to mess with him.

So it is no surprise that you are imagining yourself hanging onto your romantic partner like a monkey that is hanging onto a tree, it is quite an amusing sight.

Because of these thoughts, you finally have the courage to do it just to see your boyfriend's reaction if you are hanging onto him and latching him like a koala would.

Slenderman's first-time reaction when you hung onto his arm like a koala, he was not only surprised but he was also quite confused about why are you hanging onto his arms.

"Darling, why are you hanging into my arms like this. Do you realize that...I am not a tree?" He raised his unexistent eyebrows in confusion.

The second time you are latching up to him and hanging onto his arms like a koala. He is not as much as surprised as before but he was still confused like the first time you were hanging onto his arm before.

"Why do you hang onto his arms like that? Is there any purpose? Or are you just bored and want to entertain yourself by clinging to my arm?" That is mostly what would Slenderman ask himself when looking at you while you are still hanging onto him.

As time goes by and you're always latching up to his arms like a koala would, he would just gonna let you be even though it would annoy him sometimes when he is busy.

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Having Slenderman as your romantic partner has its own perks, especially if you are a book and literature lover because your boyfriend does collect some fiction books with great plot stories and characters. You have free access to your boyfriend's private library and his office room without getting killed in the place.

However, that does not mean you can be fully entertained even if you have this access and you need more than just Reading books to make yourself not get bored. The poor (Y/N) NEED more, it could be going outside and wandering around in the forest, interacting with the other proxies, or anything that just can kill your boredom.

The grandpa clock on the wall still ticking painfully and Slenderman is busy reading the books that he got from stealing other creatures' libraries, for what? Who knows, you never understand your boyfriend's mindset and goal.

Not wanting to die out of boredom, an idea popped and crossed into your mind and the corner of your lips tugged upwards but it was stopped immediately by Slenderman's words."(Y/N) darling, please don't even think like that. I am busy reading this book and don't bother me." But that did not stop the (Y/N) (L/N). Walking very slowly towards your tall faceless boyfriend, there was a buzzing noise in (Y/N)'s head but she/he/they decide to ignore the sound as it gets louder and louder whereas you were getting closer to the faceless giant in front of you. Without any second thought, you leapt into the air as the calves of your legs used as a spring.

"(Y/N)-!" Slenderman accidentally threw his book away seeing you suddenly tackling him. Both of your arms were tightly wrapped around his torso as well as both of your legs. An innocent smile adorned across of your face with a twinkle in both of your eyes that shows 'mischief." He was standing there, frozen in surprise seeing you acting like this but it did not last long before Slenderman takes a deep breath.

"Fine....just don't bother me while I'm reading," Slenderman mutters.

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Splendorman

Now Splendorman may be as tall as his older but he was a little bit shorter than his faceless stuck-up brother so it also means you can hang onto your boyfriend, Splendorman.

Unlike his brother, Splendorman has also more patience than his brother so it was no surprise that you didn't get unpunished by his reaction when you were hanging onto his arms.

There would be even a time he is encouraging you to climb him and then hanging onto his arms like a koala, then. He would laugh because he thinks it was rather funny.

The first time this happens, Splendorman was very surprised by you climbing and hanging onto his arms like a koala. He did not expect it but he did not mind it instead, he find this sight amusing.

He could not help but let out some small giggles here and there while watching you do that. he thinks you look adorable like this and even sometimes even offers you some candy while you are climbing his arms.

Not only he does gives candy to you to make you happy but he also swings his arms gently to rock you if you are getting bored and need some kind of challenge, he wong swings too hard to make you fall off.

He won't get annoyed like Slenderman does if you keep swinging or climbing him like a Koala every day, he just genuinely thinks you are bored and need entertainment or be affectionate.

Thus, if you want to cling to someone like a koala? It is better having him as the 'tree'. He genuinely thinks you look cute doing this to him.

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Lights are everywhere inside the carnival as well as sounds of people chattering around despite the sound was not from a real human. Those loud and lingering sounds actually came from the radio and the speaker just to make the carnival less lonely. A certain peculiar person with (H/C) hair colour and (E/C) eye colour had a date with a certain smiling man.

The two of you hold hands together with a blush adorning both of your cheeks, smiling happily and walking with the certain giant with a polka dot suit. He has been spoiling you since Valentine's day and today he brought you to his personal carnival which is less creepy than Laughing Jack's carnival.

"(Y/N) Sweetiepie. I have a surprise for you but you need to close your eyes and follow me," Splendorman's grin widened.

"What kind of surprise?" You ask him.

"Oh honey, it's a surprise. If I tell you, it wouldn't be a surprise anymore," he puffs both of his cheeks playfully, making himself look like a squirrel.

"Alright, fine. Just don't give me a poisonous candy like that jerk, Laughing Jack," you told him

"I promise I won't," he gently put the blindfold over of your eyes before tying the end of the cloth.

His large and cold hands gently held both of your smaller hands before gently pulling you, "Follow me..." he whispers. Believing your boyfriend, you began stepping forward and following his voice as well as his lead, wondering what kind of surprise he is going to give you.

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It was quite a long walk and (Y/N) could feel both of their/her/his feet began aching in pain after a long stroll together with Splendorman. His voice reaches out to your ears once the two of you stop together, "Now, you can open the blindfold." Your heart began beating like crazy as if it was just gonna pop out of nowhere but you knew Splendorman will never endanger you in any way.

Lowering the blindfold carefully, both of your eyes widen in surprise to see several boxes laid on top of the tables with a pair of chairs facing each other. Of course near the table, there is an enormous teddy bear holding a red heart with a written 'I love you.'

(Y/N) could not help but the smile across your face brightens seeing all of the surprises that Splendorman gave you before you jump up to your boyfriend, squealing in happiness and wrapping your arms around his torso, nuzzling your head on the crook of his neck and hugging him as if he was a soft teddy bear.

The smiling man could not help but he was utterly surprised seeing your reaction but it did not last long as a chuckle escapes from his throat, wrapping his tendrils and arms around you and hugging you closer before his lips placed on top of the crown of your head, "I'm glad you like it, (Y/N)."

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Laughing Jack

Laughing Jack might be one of the tallest proxies in the mansion among the killers after Splendorman and Slenderman but he's also a little bit shorter than them.

Thus, he is also can be climbed like a tree and hugging him like a koala when you are getting bored. Unlike Slenderman, he did not find this strange.

He also did not find it annoying either. Just like Splendorman, he thinks this sight might be really amusing because he did not think you are going to pull this kind of stunt.

However, he is not as nice as Splendorman who he just gonna let you be hanging onto him like a koala peacefully. Nope, Laughing Jack can be a little bit of an ass.

The reason I am saying this is because he will in fact gonna swing your pretty hard just to scare you off and pretend he will gonna drop you just for shit giggles.

Oh, you are still not getting scared by that prank that he just pull out on you? he will do so much worse than just swinging you hard. Laughing Jack would even try to tickle you out of nowhere until you laugh your ass off and let him go.

He's not going to be ass forever though so don't worry about him keep being an annoying piece of shit. WHen he was nice, he would offer you a candy that is not poisonous and save for you to eat.

Sometimes would let you hang onto him while he is watching his favorite shows and would be sweet enough for cuddling you closer to his arms

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it was never a boring day having Laughing Jack as your boyfriend, he always had a bright idea to make the day more fun and enjoyable despite it can be sometimes really chaotic and could make Slenderman angry because of the mess. But it did not last long until recently.

Today there's supposed to be a mission given by the faceless man to you and your boyfriend by killing people who found out about their secret but those people already got handled by Jeff and Eyeless Jack on the day beforehand so the two of you had a free time after all of those dramas.

(Y/N) and Laughing Jack currently sitting on the couch together with the middle of the sofa are a bowl of wrapped hard candies that Laughing Jack had made for you and himself while watching whatever in front of the TV.

Both of the lids of (Y/N) eyes were getting heavy and heavier with each second, the boredom slowly going to kill them/her/him and going to make (Y/N) fall asleep at any second whereas the certain clown enjoys the horror show about a clown dismembering children. It's not really a TV show, it was a recorded video of him torturing children.

But it did not last long as your eyes opened once again and both of (E/C) eye colours landed on the monochrome clown who keeps giggling like a madman and an idea popped across your mind. The clown did not notice that you were moving very slowly, getting closer to him with each second.

BAM!

Laughing Jack yelped and then his eyes shited at the certain (H/C) hair-coloured killer who already tackling him down. Both of her/his/their arms wrapped around the monochrome clown torso and a smile danced across of (Y/N)'s face. Instead of getting angry, Laughing Jack laughed out loud, seeing what (Y/N)'s just did was hella hilarious.

"HAHAHAHAHA! YOU LOOK LIKE A KOALA!" He pointed out.

"I'm aware of that," you retaliate, popping the tongue out from your mouth.

"Hehehe, were you bored? I'm sorry my little kitten getting bored," he said before one of his fingers took one of the candies and put the sweet inside of your mouth. Accepting his gesture, your lips parted away and let the sweet glide inside of your mouth with a lemon-like flavour covered your whole mouth.

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Jason the Toymaker

Just like Laughing Jack, Jason the Toymaker might be a little bit calmer than Laughing Jack but that doesn't mean he hates physical touch, especially by you.

He might be not as tall as Slenderman and Splendorman but his height is almost the same as Laughing Jack (Which means, he is quite really tall).

So seeing you hanging onto him and cuddling him like a a koala latching on the tree makes his cold heart box melt seeing you like this.

Although he does finds it a little bit weird you're doing this because just like 'Am I really climbable? Why is (Y/N) clinging to my arms like a koala?'

Cuz he never sees adults doing this, he only sees kids doing this and his ex-friend too but that girl was when she was still a kid too although he did not mind it in the end.

He's less of a jerk like Laughing Jack because he's not going to scare you off on purpose just for shit and giggles but he does find it annoying if you do this when he is trying to make a doll.

Just don't hang onto him like a koala when he's working or he will give the scariest glare at you before he kicks you out of his room for distracting him from his job.

Overall, just like a Splendorman and Laughing Jack but much calmer than the two of them. Loves you when you're clingy like this, especially when the two of you hanging out together.

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Tonight was the day after all of the children he had brought turned into a doll and the certain doll maker finally had free time to hang out together with his S/O. Sweats have been trickling down from the scalp of his forehead and those dolls got sent away. Jason the Toymaker is definitely tired after all of the missions that Slenderman has given to him.

He could not wait to just hang out with you and spend the rest of the time together doing something relaxing or maybe going out to ease his upcoming headache. The certain red-haired killer trudges slowly from the abandoned hallway and leaves the dark hallway before he went to the closest room which is the living room.

Inside the living room, he can see the certain killer with (H/C) hair colour with a (H/L) Hair length, the particular person also has a pair of (E/C) eye colours as well as (S/C) skin colour on the screen in front of them/her/him. (Y/N) could not help but yawn as their/her/his finger keeps pressing on the button of the remote TV, keep changing the channels to find an interesting show but none of them made you get excited enough.

Jason could not help but silently chuckles as he sees your condition, he found it was a little bit funny but also a little bit sad that you're bored out of your mind. Even the news that shows the recent kill that proxies had done did not make (Y/N) giddy at all. Instead, it makes (Y/N) yawn harder than before.

Jason slowly approaches you as your ears pick up the sound of his footsteps getting closer to you and your eyes shifted to the certain toymaker. Despite he was grinning creepily, it was just his happy smile as he sees you, "Are you bored, darling?" Jason the Toymaker asks.

You did not say anything to him but to answer his question, you gave him a brief nod before you shifted your butt away from the couch, letting your boyfriend sit next to you. But your next action made the poor red-haired killer startled a little bit. Both of your arms wrapped around his shoulder with legs also wrapped around his waist, gently placing your head on his cold shoulder and nuzzling your head on the crook of his neck.

"Uhh..darling? What are you doing??" he asks, raising his eyebrows a little bit but also smiling a little bit, finding this scene to be amusing.

"Hanging to you like a koala...now shut up," you mumble.

Hearing your answer, Jason could not help but rolls his green eyes playfully at you before he places his long slender fingers on top of your hand, gently giving a soothing rub on the back of your head. He's glad that you're acting a little bit clingy today despite you look like a koala hanging onto him.

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SLENDERBROTHERS HEADCANONS

General Context

After Zalgo and Slender were separated in the lab, Slender was put with 3 other test subjects, the four became so close that they gradually treated each other like brothers. The three before Slender were already close and gladly accepted Slenderman into their brotherhood.

SLENDERMAN

-Slenderman is the voice of reason for his brothers

-Feeds off human bodies

-If anybody whether a worker or a brother needs advice, Slender is the go-to guy (unfortunately for him)

-Slender is the youngest brother of the group

-Slender doesn't exactly hate his brothers

-He just gets constantly exhausted and deflated whenever their around because these guys ALWAYS cause some sort of trouble

-Needs very long rests after they visit and he doesn't even need to sleep

SPLENDORMAN

-Middle Child, younger than Offender and Trender

-Joyous motherfucker

-Feeds off joy and happy energy

-He does have his own forest and his own workers, he enjoys managing them and being invovled

-He treats all his workers like friends

-His joy is seemingly never ending, so much so that it's scary to imagine pissing him off

-Its even scarier when you HAVE somehow pissed him off

-He. Goes. Ballistic.

-But it's only ever happened once

-The one time he invited Offender over, something unsavory almost happened to one of his workers

-Splendor promptly beat the absolute shit out of him

-Other than that, whenever he goes to Slender and his workers he never loses his cool

-Splendor will have tea parties with Sally and Lulu whenever they want because Slenderman refuses

-He tries his best to get everyone all together to have little parties and game nights

-The game nights barely ever work and somebody gets punched in the first 20 minutes usually by Jeff

OFFENDERMAN

-Second oldest brother

-He has workers but a very limited number

-Feeds off sexual energy

-Hes sorta of a Valentino from Hazbin esque character

-He rarely sees his brothers because everyone really hates him

-Slender has banned him from his forest, Splendor tries to avoid him at all costs and Trender tries to forget he even exists

-He has his workers under mind control, if they ever awaken from the mind control they will kill him

-He's sorta like a queen bee of a colony

TRENDERMAN

-Oldest brother

-He treats his workers like his models

-His workers don't kill, he's never had an interest in death and doesn't need to eat people to survive

-He has no need to eat or sleep, so he spends most of his time working

-He doesn't spend a lot of time with his brothers but will babysit the younger members of Slender's Forest (E.g. Sally)

-The most truthful and responsible brother

-Uses his workers as models

-He is where mannequins come from lol

-He watches MLP with Sally, his favourite is Rarity

[creepylittlelady]

Splendor Man HCs plz

Hiii!!!! Thank you so much for this ask, I love love LOVE Splendorman! I just learnt recently that he's actually meant to be Slenderman's older brother? But I'm so used to seeing him as the emotional younger sibling that I don't really wanna switch that around in my AU. Also Slenderman's backstory sorta relies on him being the oldest lmao.

Splendorman Headcanons!

-Splendorman was born the youngest, being born as Simon Gideon Durchdenwald. He was born in Prussia on October 31st, 1875. He died at the age of 26 in 1901.

-His overly happy and childish persona is sort of a coping mechanism for what he went through in life. He was often teased as a kid and spent most of his days alone, although he really did love the company of others. Not to mention the situation with Charles and his family, he was basically just in a constant state of stress all the time and as Splendorman he vowed to take it easy.

-The dude is the definition of patience. There's not much that will set this man off, and you only ever see him genuinely angry once in a century (Trender genuinely calculated it lmao). You can be every form of just shitty person and he can tolerate it. The dude is always smiling, kinda eerie sometimes......

-Due to being cursed by the Operator, he now takes on a similar form to the rest of the Slender brothers, however as he was the most 'human' out of all of them, he has a face and more human features. His tentacles are white and have little bells on them that chime everytime he's happy :3

-He LOVES doing magic and will often perform for people when they're sad. Upset? Here, have a bunny pulled from a tophat!

-His favourite song is Daisy Bell! He often sings it whilst frolicking the fields lmfao.

-He's genuinely the nicest person you'll ever met, but don't get him wrong, he can still do bad things. NEVER underestimate just how kind he can be. If he genuinely ever does lose his patience with someone, they're dead within the hour.

-He has absolutely no concept of an inside or outside voice lmfao, the dude is always really loud and really hyperbolic about everything, and he just loves using random hand gestures.

-He's an incredibly moral person and doesn't ever kill out of his own volition, and often breaks down in tears every time he ends up killing someone. He's gotten used to it now, but he still feels nauseous.

-He absolutely ADORES Halloween as alongside it just being Halloween, it's also his birthday! He throws a massive party for everyone in the Underground to come and join :3

-He truly does care and love for Slender as he just wants to help with whatever hes going through and get them out of this situation, no scratch that, he just wants to see his older brother again and just have a normal conversation with him. He tries his absolute hardest to find where Slender lives and has had no luck so far.

-He and Trender live in a manor house together in a very fashionable part of the Underground, it's definitely the brightest and most well-decorated in their neighbourhood.

-Splendor operates an ice-cream van!!!! He's also very popular with the local kiddies, and loves performing shows for them

-Lazari is somewhat aware of his existence. However, when she asked Slenderman, while Operating was controlling the body, who he was, it stated that Splendorman wasn't to be trusted, to which she just blindly listened. Although Splendorman has definitely tried to befriend her more than once, she just sort of gives a half-glance and walks away.

-He's also stumbled across Eyeless Jack and Ben Drowned before, and as they were told the same thing about him, they both turned away from him. He wonders if all three of them are correlated with them somehow.

-He hates not being liked. It's his absolute worst fear, and if someone doesn't like he goes into a panicked frenzy.

-He's actually quite smart! He doesn't like focusing his efforts on academic matters, but if you gave him a very complicated question he'd be able to answer it in a matter of minutes :3

Thanks for the request!

[the-s1lly-corner]

so, creepypasta is the default right? I honestly crave more splendorman stuff and I wonder what he'd be like with a quiet and slightly shy reader... It sounds really cute :)

Splendorman x quiet!shy!reader

AAAAAA I just noticed this in the inbox but I didnt get a notification for it!! I am so sorry if you sent this like DAYS ago 😭😭

I need to write more Splendorman stuff sobs

He tries to get you out of your shell! He might be a little overwhelming, what with him trying to push you before you're ready.. but he means well! It's best to talk to him to set hard boundaries early. Even if you dont say it, he'll quickly notice somethings wrong. Very apologetic too.

It's not that he wants you to change, he just wants you to be more confident in yourself and find your voice, you know?

He LOOOOVES when you get a little flushed in the face, he thinks its adorable. Hes going to make it known that he thinks you're adorable. Loves peppering your face in kisses. Gently pulls your hands away from your face when you hide it. Very cute very sweet

Your quietness compliments his loudness; though I wouldn't exactly call splendor loud.. rather.. hmm

Ray of sunshine that can be a little too excited

You help him take in smaller things and slow down, and he helps you project yourself just a little more

Very cute dynamic

[taxes-evasion]

Hello!

I hope it's okay if I request Splendorman x a sassy fashion designer reader? As in reader adores being the center of attention and has a very bold style, but is also very easygoing.

I really love your writing style! Please remember to take care of yourself 🫶

You're so sweet! And of course I'm going to write this. Also I really appreciate that you like my writing ^^

Main Characters: Splendorman and fashiondesigner!Reader

Secondary Characters: Trenderman

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FIRST MEETINGS

Splendorman had been invited by Trenderman to a party with some fashion designer friends of his brother;

And that's where he met you;

At the beginning of the party he was a little agitated, the only company he usually receives is from children or his brothers;

He also knows nothing about fashion;

Most likely Splendor will try to talk mainly with Trender;

Trender figures it out pretty quickly though, and, seeing that you're the most easygoing person at the party, he decides to introduce you to his brother;

At first Splendor is a little confused... you're only talking about yourself;

However, he is too kind to interrupt you and will therefore listen to your entire speech;

At the end of the party he will, involuntarily, know everything about you;

He will then talk to Trender to ask him about you;

Trender informs his brother that you are very chill but, somehow, a self-centered person;

But he doesn't inform Splendor that you also have a sassy personality;

Of course Splendor will find out for himself!

However, after the party, he doesn't see you for a long time since he doesn't frequent the fashion field;

One day he goes to visit Trender and finds you chatting about something related to fashion;

Trender invites him to sit and join their tea break;

And could Splenderman ever refuse?

Obviously not so, internally disconsolate, he sits next to you on the sofa;

The situation comes to a head when you realize that Splendorman isn't listening to your words at all;

You will have a lingering frown on your face;

And the two brothers notice it;

However Trenderman has to leave you and his brother alone as he has to go make tea again;

And the situation degenerates;

Given your egocentric and sassy personality, you begin to accuse Splendorman of not paying attention to your words;

He tries to explain that he was listening but simply didn't know how to respond since fashion isn't his thing;

The situation is resolved with Trenderman helping his brother to explain;

The "tea break" ends awkwardly;

DEVELOPMENT OF FEELINGS

Trenderman absolutely wants to make you reconcile;

So he will try to invite you two to the events he organises;

Being the proud person that you are, you will not apologize first;

Splendorman will speak to you privately and apologize;

(even if it's not his fault);

You start going out together, initially as friends, and, speaking not only about fashion, you get along very well;

Splendorman finally begins to believe that you are easygoing;

He also thinks you're very pretty, you dress very well and always very elegant;

When Splendor starts to perceive romantic feeling, he doesn't pay much attention to it;

You're very sweet but not his type, right???

When the realization hits him he's a little bit embarrased: he hasn't had a crush in a long time after all;

Splendor will start giving you more and more gifts (he used to give them to you also before but now it happens more often);

He will also shower you with more cute and sweet compliments;

You can understand that something is wrong bc he blushes very often even at the slightest contact;

But it's not really bad to see him get all shy, right?

THE CONFESSION

I'm pretty sure he'll confess first;

Splendor can't keep all that stress inside himself + he doesn't want you to continue to see him only as a friend;

He prepares everything, leaves nothing imperfect;

After all, he already has a plan in mind for how things will go and Splendor's just waiting for you to arrive at his house;

He wants everything to be romantic and perfect, like in romantic films or fairy tales;

He's just a little nervous, after all you're a little late (about 5 minutes but time seems to pass more slowly);

Emotion overtakes him when he hears the doorbell ring and Splendor literally throws himself on the door handle to open it...

... but we are not in a romantic film here.

The door opens with a click and Splendor, all breathless and panting from both anxiety and emotion, looks at you with dreamy eyes. However, the sparkle doesn't last long and is replaced by his worried "eyes" and a forced smile.

Why are you so serious?

Your eyes aren't as relaxed as usual and there's an annoyed frown on your lips. His arm instinctively moves towards you and his hand is about to touch your shoulder but, at a certain point, Splendor stops.

Did you just take a step back?

Splendor quickly moves and waves his hand at you to come in, now he's just like you: very stiff and he doesn't even want to. He watches you as you quickly reach the couch, however you sit in an unusual place and further away from his seat. Splendor sighs internally, not wanting to upset you too much, and silently closes the door, to speed things up he teleports to his seat on the couch. His gaze darkens when he sees you jump as he appears in front of you.

Were you afraid of him?

Splendor coughs and clears his throat. "I called you here to tell you something very important, my dear...". He wants to continue but stops when he sees you shaking and crying. He's really lost, and while he's good at comforting people, he doesn't really know how to act around you. After all, he had never seen you cry. The minutes pass uninterrupted, the silence of the living room is broken by your curses and sobs. "...do you want to talk about it?" Splendor tries to lighten the air that is too thick with unhappiness and tension. "I know what you want to talk about..." your voice is low and entremely shaky than usual and, at your words, Splendor panics.

Do you know everything? How? Trender told you something?

"O-oh... really?" Splendor swallows his saliva with difficulty, his throat has become dry and sore in less than a second. He watches you while you painfully nod your head "T-There's no need for your explanation, Splendor... I understand that my p-personality is absolutely unbearable and, d-definitely, annoying... I had already noticed for a long time your efforts to push me away but... w-well, I always thought it was just my impression, I-I didn't want to believe it since i've always liked you... b-but now..." your voice is broken by a particulary loud sob and, after it, you are permanently silent.

Splendor doesn't really know what to do. Should he hug you? Kiss you? The desire to prove that everything you said was wrong is very strong but, rationally, he decides to take his time to explain the situation to you. "Oh my darling, you couldn't be more wrong..." quickly his usual and iconic smile reappears, a tentacle slowly approaches you and rests under your chin, then it gently raises your head in his direction. "I love you... that's what I wanted to talk to you about. I was afraid of rejection but now that I know how you feel I think it will be easier to confess, isn't it?" Splendor chuckles lightly, very amused by the misunderstanding that had arisen a few minutes ago.

After these words no one speaks anymore, you start crying again, against your will, but this time for other reasons and Splendor knows it well.

You spend most of the day cuddling on the couch and you both decide not to discuss the "feelings" issue for now. After all the emotions before you both need a break.

AFTER THE CONFESSION

You start spending more and more time together;

Splendorman is already thinking of living together but doesn't want to force you to do something you don't want;

Even though you don't live together yet, you spend a lot of nights at his house;

You mostly spend time together while he creates some gifts for the kids and you design some new accessories and clothes;

Speaking of drawings: one day he peeks into your notebook and sees all the beautiful sketches:

From then on, he start giving yourself anything related to drawing;

YOUR RELATIONSHIP

Your relationship is, in general, very stable;

Splendor learned how to deal with your sassy personality and you did the same with him;

That said, when you two argue, Splendor tries to resolve the situation as quickly as possible;

He knows you won't apologize anytime soon or at all;

One time you apologized to him two months after the fight, Splendor thought it was very cute that you were still thinking about it;

He knows that you care about your relationship, you just have a little difficulty apologizing, but Splendorman takes on this task very willingly;

You two don't really think too much about the future, Splendor only thinks about living together;

As far as future children are concerned, it is still an unknown;

Starting a family is challenging and you both have a lot of work to do during the days, so at the moment you don't even think about it;

Although Splendor is very proud to have you as his boyfriend/girlfriend, is reluctant to let you meet Offender and Slender, so expect to see them few times or not at all;

Having said that, he is very happy that you are on good terms with Trender;

You are the person he cares about most in the world and the same goes for you;

Also you are very cute together ^^

I'm so sorry that this took SO long, I had commitments with school and I wasn't so sure if I was following the request correctly😭

I hope this satisfies the request anyway :3

[withereddd-rxsie]

SLENDER BROTHERS

MUSIC TASTE HCS

SURRENDERMAN

~Melanie Martinez~

Show & Tell

Evil

Fire Drill

Cry Baby

~Lana Del Rey~

Dealer

Carmen

~Mitski~

Stay Soft

Nobody

A Pearl

~System Of A Down~

Lonely Day

Chop Suey!

~The Brobecks~

Better Than Me

~Roar~

I Can't Handle Change

~Danny Rose~

Treading Water

SLENDERMAN

~Queen~

Bohemian Rhapsody

~ABBA~

Money, Money, Money

The Winner Takes It All

Eagle

~Army Of Lovers~

Crucified

~Pentakill~

Mortal Reminder

Infinity Edge

~Rammstein~

Mein Herz Brennt

Angst

Mutter

OFFENDERMAN

~Lindemann~

G-Spot Michael

~Rammstein~

Rosenrot

Ausländer

Dicke Titten

Amerika

Rein Raus

Bück Dich

Zërstoren

~Limp Bizkit~

Break Stuff

~Oingo Boingo~

No One Lives Forever

~Boney M.~

Rasputin

Daddy Cool

SPLENDORMAN

~OOMPH!~

Such Mich Find Mich

~Estelle~

Stronger Than You

American Boy

~Queen~

Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy

Play The Game

You're My Best Friend

Don't Stop Me

~Rebecca Sugar~

Love Like You

~ABBA~

Waterloo

Honey, Honey

I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do

TRENDERMAN

~Lady Gaga~

Donatella

Fashion!

Born This Way

911

~RuPaul~

Sissy That Walk

Call Me Mother

Catwalk

~Scarlett Johansson~

Heads Will Roll

~Marina~

Are You Satisfied?

Girls

[darkpeacemusic]

SplendorDad headcanons (because if Slenderdad can be a thing so can this)

Splendor Man always dreamed of being a dad because he knew that he would be a great dad.

He took Trickster Ben in when Trickster Ben "died" from getting stuck by lightning.

Trickster Ben is basically the first child he adopted.

He's basically like that dad who adopts every kid he find.

He loves it when Jenny Smile does his makeup.

Nina was a bit hard to bond with at first because she was so reserved with Splendor after Slender kicked her out of his mansion.

Splendor did everything to build trust with Nina, like giving her clean clothes after she finished her murdering business and giving her her favorite food.

He was the one who killed Uncle Johnny after Sally got killed by him and took Sally into the mansion to give her a loving home (though it took Sally longer than Nina to trust him fully).

He tries his best to bond with each of the happypastas as best as he can.

He's the best when it comes to comforting his children after they have nightmares.

Despite his nice personality, Splendor is not afraid to get stern with his children and will punish them if they do anything wrong (like taking away music privileges or having a stern talk to them).

Will ask his children what's wrong if he notices that they look sad.

The first time he heard his daughters call him dad, he cried himself to sleep because of how happy he was.

Splendor often has Candy Pop and Jason to help him with Baby Zalgo.

He hangs up all of Sally's and Callie's drawing on the fridge.

He bought Cutie Jack his own snowcone machine so Cutie Jack didn't have to use his.

He often tries to convince his other brothers that he doesn't need help but Tender insists and helps him with the other kids.

He often hosts game night to bond with his kids and see them bond with each other.

He also hosts a lot of movie nights and gets all the snacks and candy for his kids so they have a ton of options.

He tells a ton of dad jokes like his brother, Slender.

He will protect his children by any means necessary.

Nina is his killer princess and the one he is most close to.

Spoils Jeff the Hugger and Kindhearted Liu the most by giving them a ton of plushies and blankets.

He gives out the best dad hugs.

He will tender to his kids every need if they're sick or hurt.

[staticymaticyyourlifeisatravesty]

'Aight, because I am certifiably insane, here are my Au Slender family. TW for SA mention

First off! They are referred to as the Matheson Brothers in this AU as Matheson is their last name. Three of them are Valdernak, Splendor is Valderna. The Valdernak ones are also pureblooded, or purebred due to having full Valdernak parents.

SLENDER:

Name is Charles Damian Matheson. Known as either Sir, or Mr. Matheson to those who are not family.

Physical and mental age is 26, while chronologically being 26 eons.

Eye colour: crimson

The Mansion is really a boarding house because this man decided that having a bunch of clearly supernaturally enhanced killers on the loose was a terrible idea.

He was not wrong about this, and is very confused as to why humans are so sensitive to becoming supernatural in nature

His best proxies are Hoodie and Masky, though the later has a tendency to revert back to Tim Sutton.

He has no idea why this happens, and just possesses Tim when he shows up.

Baby of the family, and despite his maturity, it does show

Also the most homicidal if we discount Splendor.

Has a human mate and was delighted to find she ended up being a cryptid along the line due to her being a true witch.

Is honestly a pretty good father, and loves his daughter very much.

Does not quite grasp the idea that humans are horribly delicate, and sometimes is a bit frustrated when his proxies die after doing tasks that he thinks they should be able to do.

Has gotten better, but is still bad.

Hates traditionalists with a passion, and is not above killing them.

TRENDER:

Full name is Alexander Percival Matheson, also known as Alex and Al.

Age is 34, or 34 eons, and is the eldest brother.

Eye colour: bright yellow

Hates being called Ally.

Has a silk farm

This silk farm consists of genetically mutated spiders affectionately referred to as his little hellions. These spiders also bare frightening similarities to the varients found in both hell and the Path.

Owns a silk company and a tailor shop, both of which dating back to around 3100 BCE

Enjoys going into a human form and speaking with humans who are either artistic or into fashion.

The least homicidal of the siblings

Thinks humans are adorable.

Disappointed that he can no longer hunt as he pleases as all the humans he prefers to eat are highly influential people. No longer can they just die of an "illness" without humans figuring out Valdernak exist.

Very sarcastic, and protective of his younger brothers.

SPLENDOR:

Full name is Joseph Xavier Matheson

Sometimes is called Joey.

Eye colour: dark red

Age is about 31, or 31 eons.

Adopted when he was around 3 years of age

No one knows what went on during those those three years, and Joseph ain't telling

Loves fucking with people, and enjoys pissing his brothers off

Does not care particularly much for humans but understands why they should be allowed to exist

Is very homicidal and has been known to kill creepypastas, and other cryptids.

Happy for the most part

Has been trying to kill Laughing jack for years

At this point it's a ritual between them

OFFENDER:

Full name Jackson Victor Matheson, also known as Jack, or Jackie

Age 28, or 28, eons

Eye colour: bright rose

Was assualted when he was younger by their sire, and has resulted in him being rather hypersexual

While caring to his partners for the most part, he seperates himself from them during sex. This has resulted in him disociating during sex and killing his partners as a result

Rather romantic, he becomes very anxious when it comes to sex around those he finds attractive

Hates being alone. Genuinely cannot stand to be alone.

Has a Cerebus named Inglebert Humberdink who helps him with this and hunting

Flirty, which is a part of the hypersexuality

A sweetheart for the most part.

Probably the chillest around humans

Smokes a lot

Owns a bar, that's been around for as long as anyone can remember

Likes trenchcoats, but does wear clothes beneath it. Just finds them comfortable

Aside from Charles, is the most family oriented

SINISTER:

Name is Evelynn Veronica Matheson, has been known to go by Eve, prefers Evelynn

Age is 26, or 45 eons

Eye colour: very pale lilac

Has aged slower due to being a Void-kin

Eldest of the siblings

Grew up with ten younger siblings with adoptive family

Has been known to manipulate humans and cryptids alike

Like Charles, absolutely hates Traditionalists, mostly because they're trying to kill her

Never knew Birth Mother, just has the knowledge that she is dead

Has a pet Voidling named Lotus

Finds humans interesting little creatures

Eventually becomes an Aldritch

SLENDERJR

Preferably known as Elizabeth Maria Matheson

Eye colour: bright red

Age 16, or 102 years

Has just begun aging by the eon due to being half human

Helps out with her father often

Doesn't understand traditionalists

Quicker to come up with ideas in comparison to her father and uncles

Knows both traditional Valdernak magic, and witchcraft

Feels sorry for her father's proxies and privately vows to never have them

[koolaidoverliving]

Slendermansion AU: Sexualities + Pronouns

for the new year i'm completely redoing my mass headcanon posts as i've added new characters and changed bits around :) THERE'S. SOOO MANY FUCKING CHARACTERS HELP ME.

ADULTS:

Jeff: Non-Binary, Gay (He/They/It)

Jack: Male, Bisexual (He/They)

Nina: Female, Bisexual (She/Her)

Clockwork: Female, Pansexual (Any Prns)

Jane: Female, Lesbian (She/They)

Toby: Male, Unlabelled (Any Prns)

Masky: Male, Aroace (He/Him)

Hoodie: Male, Bisexual (He/Him)

Kate: Female, Aro Lesbian (She/Her)

Cody: Male, Bisexual (He/They)

Rouge: Female, Lesbian (She/Her)

Lulu: Female, Straight (She/Her)

Liu: Male, Pansexual (He/Him)

Sully: Non-Binary, Gay (It/They)

Kagekao: Genderfluid, Gay (Any Prns)

Zero: Agender, Aroace (She/Her)

Angels: Female, Straight (She/Her)

Helen: Trans Male, Pansexual (He/Him)

Puppeteer: Male, Asexual (Any Prns)

Vine: Male, Asexual (He/Him)

Papa Grande: Male, Bisexual (He/Him)

Candy Pop: Trans Male, Bisexual (He/Him)

Jason: Male, Jasonsexual (He/Him)

Nurse Ann: Female, Bi Curious (She/Her)

LJ: Agender, Asexual Gay (He/They/It)

Jill: Female, Bisexual (She/They/It)

Ani: Female, Bisexual (She/They)

Nick: Male, Gay (He/Him)

Killing Kate: Female, Bisexual (She/Her)

Freddy: Trans Female, Pansexual (She/He)

Hobo Heart: Agender, Unlabelled (He/It)

if only that was all of them.

KIDS:

Sally: Girl, Questioning Lesbian (She/They)

Lazari: Girl, Unlabelled (She/Her)

Ben: Demi-Girl, Unlabelled (She/They)

Lucy: Girl, Nothing She's 10 (She/Her)

Sadie: Trans Girl, Bisexual (She/Her)

...BUT THERE'S MORE.

OUTSIDE THE MANSION:

William: Trans Male, Gay (He/Him)

Frankie: Male, Pansexual (He/Him)

Nathan: Non-Binary, Pansexual (He/They)

Ciara: Female, Bisexual (She/Her)

Liquorice: Female, Lesbian (She/Her)

Red Mouse: Female, Lesbian (She/Her)

Mr. Glutton: Male, Aroace (He/It)

Mr. Bunny: Male, Nothing He's 10 (He/Him)

AND LASTLY.

THE SLENDY BROTHERS:

Slenderman: Male, Straight (He/Him)

Trenderman: Male, Asexual (He/Him)

Tenderman: Demi-Male, Bisexual (He/She)

Splendorman: Male, Pansexual (He/Him)

YES THAT'S EVERYONE. THIS IS GONNA ACT AS THE MAIN CHARACTER LIST FOR NOW!!!

[intimidating-fettuccine]

Which creeps would save edits of there s/o? And maybe, which types of edits do they like seeing their s/o in? Like, the thrist trap/hot/badass looking ones, clips of s/o being or saying something funny, etc.

I’m sorry it took me so long to answer this, I’ve had a busy last few days ^^’ I’m just gonna sort of split up the creeps on the assumption of if they would save them, they’d save this type of edit.

Thirst trap/badass edits;

Jane, Helen, Smiley, Offender, Jason, Puppeteer, Terrors

Funny edits;

EJ, LJ, Tim, Brian, Splendor, Candy, Hobo, Nina

Both;

Jeff, BEN, Toby, Slender, Liu, Natalie, Trender, Zalgo, Sully, Kate

[itsmissnight]

Height Chart Below:

Hiiiiiii! So its been a rly long time since i've posted, and drawn anything pasta related, but I suddenly got this big urge to draw the slender brothers again bc I love them sm, theyre all goobers. I was actually thinking of making a 'ask the slender brothers' series on this page so I can start posting more here again, yay or nay?? Shares appreciated!!

[muttlyparasitic]

Slender brothers!

Personally Offenderman is my favorite, Slenderman being a very close second!

[the-s1lly-corner]

Platonic fluff alphabet with Splendorman and the letters A H I? It's so hard finding people who write for him and I screamed when I saw you write LMFAO

Platonic fluff alphabet A H I w/ Splendorman

I need to write for splendor more, sure slenderman will always have a soft spot in my heart but I noticed that the older I get the more I appreciate sillier and kinder characters

You get a complimentary splendor playlist (I am becoming addicted to making character playlists)

ATTENTIVE

Now this one is interesting! Usually Splendorman is very attentive, wanting to make sure everyone is having a good time! However sometimes he might get caught up in what he thinks would be best for you, which of course leads to your wants and needs being.. overlooked. He doesn't do it to be malicious, he can just be a bit controlling and stubborn at times.. he reels himself back in when you let him know, it is a process to get better!

HARSH

Sometimes he may double down, especially if the topic is about your health. Its not exactly out of anger, no, it's out of care and passion. Despite everything he still cares about you a lot. He tries to avoid arguments at all costs, but it can still happen. He tries to disfuse it as soon as he can. Fairly willing to compromise, and will apologize for anything he had done that was out of line but he wont apologize for trying to do what's best for you

INJURY

Hes actually really calm about it! Sure he might fret a little but hes not going to be useless or smother you. He seems to just.. pull first aid supplies out of thin air... he never answers any questions about it, hes too preoccupied with making sure your wound is properly tended to. Gives you a piece of candy when hes done and carries you to bed if he needs to. If someone had hurt you.. hes not visibly angry but the air seems to shift before he excuses himself from sight...

TUNES

[cadavercleaner]

I keep forgetting to post him… I love splendorman !! Goofy goober strikes again !!

[psych0fatal3]

Tea party with the creeps [SFW]

The host : Sally & Lucy

Who's invited : Jane, Lulu, Nina, Clockwork, Toby, Ben, splendorman and EJ

Who shows up : Jane, Lulu, Nina, Clockwork, Ben, Splendorman

Why they didn't show up : One of the residents was injured BADLY (Jeff) so EJ couldn't come. When Toby found out that Clockwork was going he refused and stayed in his room. (They're ex's what do you expect)

What do they bring :

Jane - Store bought chocolate chip cookies

Lulu - Tea (In a pretty pink teapot)

Nina - Poorly made cupcakes covered in rainbow unicorn sprinkles

Clockwork - Cinnamon rolls (don't ask where she got them from)

Ben - Jolly ranchers and Hot cheetos

Splendorman - Sandwiches and chocolates

Sally - Tiaras and fairy wings

Lulu - Tutus and wands

Who crashes the party : Laughing jack and Jeff...

Laughing jack Stole a bunch of candy and dipped

Jeff showed up to try piss off Jane and ended up getting into a fight with her, accidentally breaking the teapot causing Lucy and Sally to cry WHICH, made Nina and Clockwork mad so she ended up joining in on the fight and beat the shit out of Jeff with Jane meanwhile, Ben was just watching shit go down while eating cookies and Splendorman and Lulu tried to comfort the children the best they can. Who kicked them out : Laughing jack got into a small argument with them before stealing the candy and leaving.

Jeff was kicked out by Jane like how a bouncer kicks a drunk person out of a club.

What they do after : Clockwork and Jane clean up the mess while the rest watch a movie together and eat the remaining snacks. (They watched cat in the hat)