#offenderman headcanons

[intimidating-fettuccine]

who do you think is the least to most willing to let their s/o put things in their hair? (like hair clips, bows, putting some of their hair up in scrunchies, putting stickers on their face, etc)

I feel like all of them would allow it, but only some of them would allow it in front of other people, so I decided to just list them like that instead of doing MTL

**Also reminder that my Slender bros have human forms, so this is assuming they're in those forms and have hair

Anytime you want Jeff/BEN/LJ/Toby/Brian/Liu/Jane/Natalie/Smiley/Splendor/Candy/Hobo/Nina/Kate

Only in privacy EJ/Tim/Slender/Helen/Offender/Trender/Jason/Puppeteer/Zalgo/Sully/Terrors/Hoodie

Wouldn't let you at all Masky

[dadumtss]

S-...so splendor has a praise kink right? So do you think his other brothers would have fav kinks & maybe a fav s3x position(s) to?😳

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Of course they do! Putting this one under a cut.

C.W. Descriptions of sex. Minors DNI

Slenderman Headcanons: Sex & The Slender Brothers

Note: I also recommend reading the post: Slenderman Headcanon: Lovemaking 

Slenderman

Slender loves using his tendrils during sex. While you can expect gentle exploration, teasing and even some penetration with his tendrils, his favorite use for them is for bondage purposes. Nothing too crazy, but he especially likes holding his partners up with his tendrils as well as using the extra appendages to bind their hands or stuff their mouths.  

I don’t think Slender is aware of it himself but he has a thing for having sex while standing. Standing over someone as he rails them just does it for him and gives him a comforting sense of control. He can do the ‘horizontal tango’ but only with someone he trusts and when he’s feeling particularly intimate.  

Small amounts of pain during sex is also something he enjoys. Small nicks and scrapes from sharper teeth get him worked up and if he hasn’t bound your hands and trusts you enough then the feeling of claws scraping against his skin is lovely. 

Offenderman

Are you really going to do this to him? Make him pick a favorite kink and sex position? It’s like asking a parent their favorite child or a drowning man his favorite flavor of air. 

All sex is good sex.

Well, all sex is good sex so long as you’re not pounding him in the ass. He’s tried it (a lot) and unfortunately it just doesn’t do it for him. 

Trenderman

He wants to be all up in your business. No matter if he’s topping or bottoming, he wants to be in a position where he can feel as much of his partner as possible. 

Whether this means chest-to-chest, chest-to-back or anything else, he wants to be absolutely crushed against his partner.  

He wants to be doted on in his sexual encounters and this includes receiving extensive foreplay. He’s still very touchy during foreplay, whether it’s wrapping his legs or arms around his partner or just placing his hands on them. 

He also loves inflicting pain during sex. He’s mindful not to do anything that could cause permanent damage or put off his partners too much, so often it’s just scraping his claws down their back or grazing their skin with his teeth. However, if given the chance he would do a lot more. 

Splendorman

As previously stated he has a praise kink. 

He doesn’t have much experience with sex so I doubt even he knows his favorite positions but he’s definitely open to experimenting. He gets a lot of sexual enjoyment from pleasing his partner so I could imagine that his favorite position changes depending on the partner he’s with.   

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Thanks so much for the ask!

[theundeadsnake]

Offenderman's Morals Headcanons

TW: slight NSFW, mentions of possible violence

Offender doesn’t have many self-imposed rules he abides by.

His existence within itself is pretty immoral, thus while he has some morals, most of the actions we would judge as either good or bad are mainly a matter of practicality and pleasure for him.

He won’t go out of his way to kill his victims as it’s not an action he derives much joy from, but accidents sometimes happen. The difference between him and the average human is great, he is powerful, strong, and massive while humans are fragile, tinny, and weak. He could break you like a twig. 

Since there are a lot of very apparent safety concerns, he does believe that he shouldn’t have any relationships with any human that is considered to be on the smaller side. While he won’t get a measuring tape out, he will try to estimate your height by looking at you. His partners tend to be taller than average to decrease the risk of injury. 

Nowadays he only chooses willing partners, however, he is well aware of the fact that the harm he has done to innocent humans cannot be undone. Him changing and becoming less sinful won’t reverse the horrible acts he has committed. He does not deserve pity, he does not deserve to be looked at as a misunderstood man, he does not deserve to be vindicated. He, just like any criminal out there, knew what he was doing. Instead, he simply prioritized his need for control and pleasure over the well-being and agency of others. 

At the same time, he does still enjoy seeing his partner struggle. He won’t intentionally hurt them. He seeks people with similar tastes, they talk to find out each other’s desires and comfort zones. He always respects the safe world/gesture (e.g. snapping your fingers if you can’t talk) while ensuring that he isn’t too rough. Humans are easy to break both physically and psychologically. 

Plus, having regular partners with developed tastes and reactions he gets to enjoy is more efficient than needing to search for someone new every time. 

Offenders tries to avoid married people. He won’t go out of his way to seek them, nor will he instantly agree to their offer, but if they are persistent in seducing him, he will give them what they want. This is a very grey area and while he knows that by giving in he is helping them break their promise, he also knows that a cheater is a cheater. Whenever they choose him or someone else, they will still disregard their vows. 

He doesn’t condone cheating; hence he will ensure that their partner knows exactly what kind of person their lover truly is. Though, first, he will have fun.

If you make a promise, you must keep it. Offender is always faithful in a serious relationship, and fulfills any promises he makes while expecting the same from anyone else he is with.

Despite being extremely self-centred in his love life, he respects the fact that different people have different sexualities. Therefore, he never goes after people who are not interested in men. 

It is also remembered that Offender has been committing a wide range of crimes for centuries, and while he is not currently engaging in violent crimes for fun, he still does it when he deems it necessary

Other than that, Offender does not have many other lines around morals and is very tolerant of crime.

[withereddd-rxsie]

SLENDER BROTHERS

MUSIC TASTE HCS

SURRENDERMAN

~Melanie Martinez~

Show & Tell

Evil

Fire Drill

Cry Baby

~Lana Del Rey~

Dealer

Carmen

~Mitski~

Stay Soft

Nobody

A Pearl

~System Of A Down~

Lonely Day

Chop Suey!

~The Brobecks~

Better Than Me

~Roar~

I Can't Handle Change

~Danny Rose~

Treading Water

SLENDERMAN

~Queen~

Bohemian Rhapsody

~ABBA~

Money, Money, Money

The Winner Takes It All

Eagle

~Army Of Lovers~

Crucified

~Pentakill~

Mortal Reminder

Infinity Edge

~Rammstein~

Mein Herz Brennt

Angst

Mutter

OFFENDERMAN

~Lindemann~

G-Spot Michael

~Rammstein~

Rosenrot

Ausländer

Dicke Titten

Amerika

Rein Raus

Bück Dich

Zërstoren

~Limp Bizkit~

Break Stuff

~Oingo Boingo~

No One Lives Forever

~Boney M.~

Rasputin

Daddy Cool

SPLENDORMAN

~OOMPH!~

Such Mich Find Mich

~Estelle~

Stronger Than You

American Boy

~Queen~

Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy

Play The Game

You're My Best Friend

Don't Stop Me

~Rebecca Sugar~

Love Like You

~ABBA~

Waterloo

Honey, Honey

I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do

TRENDERMAN

~Lady Gaga~

Donatella

Fashion!

Born This Way

911

~RuPaul~

Sissy That Walk

Call Me Mother

Catwalk

~Scarlett Johansson~

Heads Will Roll

~Marina~

Are You Satisfied?

Girls

[v1ctoria7alentine]

RULES {update}

* No pedophilia, necrophilia...

* No kidnaping kink, torture kink, rape kink, piss/shit kink

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I'm gonna write what ever I have in mind or what you will request EXCEPT what I have written above. (Maybe I'm gonna make more rules in future idk)

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I'd like to write mostly for:

Fairly tails - orcs, Werewolfs, Mermaid, witches, succubus, inccubus, (witchers??)...

Task force 141 - Simon ''Ghost'' Riley, John ''Soap'' McTavish, Captain John Price, Gary "Roach" Sanderson, Nikolai, Kyle "Gaz" Garrick

Creepypasta - Slederman, Offenderman, Jeff the killer (Woods), Eyeless Jack, Homicidal Liu, Laughing Jack, Splenderman, Trenderman, Bed Drowned, Masky (Tim), Hoodie (Brian), "Ticci" Toby

RE 8 - Alcina Dimitrescu, Bela, Daniela, Cassandra, Karl Heisenberg, Donna Beneviento, Chris Redfield, Ethan Winters, Mia Winters,

Witcher - Geralt of Rivia, Yennefer, Jaskier

Stranger things - Eddie Munson, steve Harrington, Billy Hargrove, Robin Buckley, Jonathan Byers, Hopper, Nancy Wheeler,Dimitri

Requests are open

[unikron-kitten-kat]

Ha! The eyes of the Slenders!

[itsmissnight]

Height Chart Below:

Hiiiiiii! So its been a rly long time since i've posted, and drawn anything pasta related, but I suddenly got this big urge to draw the slender brothers again bc I love them sm, theyre all goobers. I was actually thinking of making a 'ask the slender brothers' series on this page so I can start posting more here again, yay or nay?? Shares appreciated!!

[scary-lasagna]

breeding kink offender 🥺?

holy moly guys

Offender [NSFW]

Oh, how he adores the way your body trembles beneath him.

His muscular frame, this wall of solid muscle, has you pinned down in the loveliest way possible against his satin sheets.

Each tendril has a task of heightening your pleasure, whether it be keeping your legs from trembling closed, or a delicate hold around your chest.

One has even slithered between your thighs to work their magic through the flurry of Offender's pistoning hips.

You've never seen him like this. He was incredibly frenzied, crazed with the spirit of whatever Sex-God had possessed him.

How many times has he pumped his seed into you now? Six? Seven? Maybe even eight?

He's lost count, but he knows from the look in your eyes there will be many more to come.

A harsh growl snapped past his lips, and he couldn't help but to dip own and bury his face into the crook of your neck.

The tendril flailing against your sex paired with feeling the throbbing of his cock push against that perfect spot drew you to your third orgasm of the night.

The sheets below you were far from the point of repair, his claws had torn them to shreds in the desperation of pleasure.

Offender panted, this once piece of solid muscle above you trembled and shook, barely managing to keep himself from collapsing on you.

“Just one more, hm?”

[ozzgin]

omg, i'm so happy i stumble at your blog❤️❤️❤️..It's so very good and beautiful 😭💋.... btw, i was thinking about reader who's have kanae, mitsuri,and daki attitude. She's a model and a girlfriend from Jeff the killer , offenderman and Slenderman ... please 🙏🙏🙏....

Based on my brief google search I’m assuming those are characters from Kimetsu no Yaiba? Sadly I haven’t watched it yet, so I can only refer to the wiki. Since this is creepypasta I hope you don’t mind if it’s more yandere and horror themed.

Yandere! Creepypasta x Reader Headcanons

Featuring Jeff the Killer, Offenderman, Slenderman, and a model reader that becomes their partner with or without her approval. TW: may contain violence and dubious consent

Jeff the Killer

Jeff can tell that behind those pretty little eyes of yours lies a grim, unorthodox curiosity for the darker things in life. You might deceive anyone else as you confidently strut the catwalk flooded with glamorous light, but he knows better. He’s known it from the moment he laid his eyes on you, and you’ve confirmed his feelings every single day since. He’ll show you what you’re missing. He’s watched you long enough.

You wake up with a dry throat and try to shuffle in your sheets before you realize that something is pressing them down, limiting your movement. With eyes now shot open, you erratically look around in the darkness trying to find the cause of this strange feeling. Something tickles your face and you try to regulate your rapidly increasing breathing, slowly accustoming yourself to the pitch black room. It’s hair. Long, coarse hair frames a bizarrely distorted face with bulging eyes burning holes in you. You gasp silently, unsure how to proceed. The mysterious man has efficiently caged you in with his body, his limbs fencing your helpless self. “Do you usually take sleeping pills?” his voice creaks disturbingly loud in the previously quiet room. “It’s the first time you’ve woken up just from this.”

He cackles and lowers his head until his forehead is pressing against yours. You feel a faint moisture coming from his mouth and wonder if its source is the gaping wounds that spread across his cheeks. “Watching you sleep has its charm, but this way I can finally talk to you properly. I’m not really good with confessions, so don’t expect a cheesy ‘will you be my girlfriend~’. Alright?” You stare, struggling to follow. Has he been stalking you? Is this why you’ve been plagued with a feeling of impending doom for months? And your manager had suggested you might just be fatigued, arranging for a prescription for sleeping pills.

“Hey! I don’t like talking to myself” the man growls, seemingly angered. He slaps a cold hand onto your cheek, now sticky with sweat, and proceeds to harshly grab your chin and force you into a nod. “That’s more like it. Good. If you behave properly we’ll be done with this in a second.” “Are you here to kill me?” you manage to blurt out, despite your mouth being mangled between his fingers. “Huh? What? Have you been listening?” He lifts his head once again, now fully towering over you. “I said you’re my partner starting now. So no more flirting with those little worms that pile around you. Either way I’m getting rid of them.” You manage to turn your head somewhat and notice the dull blade that’s been laying next to your pillow. “Do you comprehend, (Y/N)? You belong to me.” He pulls your jaw down into another nod. You feel like a rag doll.

With the other hand he cups your chin and gently squeezes your face. “Oh, you really are the prettiest thing. Look at this lovely face of yours. Would be a great shame if someone were to mess it up, huh?” He releases your cheeks and you hear the knife shift across the sheets.

Slenderman

You sink yourself further into the camping chair and lazily raise the can of beer that’s uncomfortably wet from the condensation. Your friends follow the gesture and congratulate you one more time as a toast opportunity. Following the latest fashion show, you’ve gotten several offers to be featured in some big name magazines. You can’t be bothered to remember the names as this whole charade is just your main way of earning enough to survive. As the night goes on it abruptly occurs to you that you might’ve had one sip too much and groggily get out of your seat. You’re mildly dizzy and hold onto the tree trunks for balance, hoping to find a spot far enough from the tents that you avoid invading everyone else’s nostrils with the smell of fresh puke.

Strange. Have your friends suddenly gone to bed? The sound of the badly tuned guitar has faded without you noticing. You turn around and squint your eyes for the camping lights, but it’s unexpectedly dark. Did you walk that much in your quest to find a quiet place for your drunken relief? You’re a bit uneasy at the idea of being alone in a big forest at night, so you turn around and try to retrace your steps. Your sickness has suddenly been replaced with impalpable fear. You swallow dryly as you pat the branches in your blind pursuit. You barely distanced yourself from the camp. You’re sure of it.

Finally, some bushes rustle loudly behind you and a homely feeling warms your body once again. “Christ, you guys. I’m losing my drinking game, I can’t believe I almost got lost in the-“

Were these two trees here before? The slender black forms sway briefly and your stomach drops. You gather up the courage to move your gaze gradually upwards, following the shape of the objects in front of you. They’re legs. Your head is now fully tilted back as you try to take in the image of the massive, faceless creature that stands there quietly. You dare to blink, hoping it will erase this unholy deformation of nightmares.

Not only does the man remain before you, consolidating his factual existence, but almost instantly your ankles twitch from the pressure of some mysterious dark tendrils that slither they way from an unknown source and are now taking over your body. The large arms extend outwards in a frightening span before circling around you, bringing you closer. You can now discern that the creature is wearing a suit and an earthy scent takes over you as you bury your nose in the old, dusty clothing. You begin to shiver, wondering if this is how you die. Shh, shh, darling. One pale, clawed hand pats your back in a soothing manner. You’re at last away from those humans, back to where you belong. He’s waited for you a long, long time. Only watching you from a distance, admiring your beautiful features and counting towards this day. Oh, what an agonizing wait. He’s been tormented by dreams of hope. And now you’re finally his.

You’re home.

Offenderman

You check your phone one more time and sigh in frustration. You aren’t even remotely interested in dating this guy, but his profile mentioned he’s a designer and you could use some networking. You cross your legs the other way and scan the park. He could at least show up on time. As you idly fiddle with your thumbs you feel a sudden wetness on your shoulder. You pull your shirt to inspect it and twist your mouth in disgust upon seeing the liquid slowly being absorbed by the textile. What the hell, bird droppings? Another drop falls nearby and you look up.

The first thing that comes into your view is the unnaturally wide mouth comprising of sharp teeth tightly pressed together. Saliva seems to be pooling into the edge of the lower lip before spilling over. He’s drooling. You instinctively try to get up, but the large creature’s hands quickly push you back onto the bench. Rude! If you’re going to walk around being this pretty, at least have the common sense to let him admire you in peace. His mouth is curled into a satisfied, perverted grin as he carefully slurps your features in.

He’d say that you look way better than in the photos, but that would be a lie. That would imply it’s his first time meeting you, but he’s been stalking you for a fair amount of time now. You can’t blame him, he knows you’ve been cheekily tempting him even if you aren’t aware of it. Naughty girls like you need to be punished and luckily he’s a master at delivering the best kind of discipline.

He easily lifts you up and throws you over the shoulder. Your screams of protest only make him giddy with excitement. Oh, the things he’s going to do to you. You might be upset now, but you’ll soon be begging him for more. It’s always like this. Though he may keep you around for longer. He’s rather fond of you and might even make you his girlfriend.

“Miss (Y/N)”, the words roll out of his mouth as he’s testing the sound of it. Nice. “What do you say about being Offenderman’s girlfriend? I’m just kidding love, you don’t need to answer that. I’ve already decided.” He proceeds to walk away, blissfully ignoring your clenched fists hitting against his back.

[muttlyparasitic]

Slender brothers!

Personally Offenderman is my favorite, Slenderman being a very close second!

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SLENDERBROTHERS HEADCANONS

General Context

After Zalgo and Slender were separated in the lab, Slender was put with 3 other test subjects, the four became so close that they gradually treated each other like brothers. The three before Slender were already close and gladly accepted Slenderman into their brotherhood.

SLENDERMAN

-Slenderman is the voice of reason for his brothers

-Feeds off human bodies

-If anybody whether a worker or a brother needs advice, Slender is the go-to guy (unfortunately for him)

-Slender is the youngest brother of the group

-Slender doesn't exactly hate his brothers

-He just gets constantly exhausted and deflated whenever their around because these guys ALWAYS cause some sort of trouble

-Needs very long rests after they visit and he doesn't even need to sleep

SPLENDORMAN

-Middle Child, younger than Offender and Trender

-Joyous motherfucker

-Feeds off joy and happy energy

-He does have his own forest and his own workers, he enjoys managing them and being invovled

-He treats all his workers like friends

-His joy is seemingly never ending, so much so that it's scary to imagine pissing him off

-Its even scarier when you HAVE somehow pissed him off

-He. Goes. Ballistic.

-But it's only ever happened once

-The one time he invited Offender over, something unsavory almost happened to one of his workers

-Splendor promptly beat the absolute shit out of him

-Other than that, whenever he goes to Slender and his workers he never loses his cool

-Splendor will have tea parties with Sally and Lulu whenever they want because Slenderman refuses

-He tries his best to get everyone all together to have little parties and game nights

-The game nights barely ever work and somebody gets punched in the first 20 minutes usually by Jeff

OFFENDERMAN

-Second oldest brother

-He has workers but a very limited number

-Feeds off sexual energy

-Hes sorta of a Valentino from Hazbin esque character

-He rarely sees his brothers because everyone really hates him

-Slender has banned him from his forest, Splendor tries to avoid him at all costs and Trender tries to forget he even exists

-He has his workers under mind control, if they ever awaken from the mind control they will kill him

-He's sorta like a queen bee of a colony

TRENDERMAN

-Oldest brother

-He treats his workers like his models

-His workers don't kill, he's never had an interest in death and doesn't need to eat people to survive

-He has no need to eat or sleep, so he spends most of his time working

-He doesn't spend a lot of time with his brothers but will babysit the younger members of Slender's Forest (E.g. Sally)

-The most truthful and responsible brother

-Uses his workers as models

-He is where mannequins come from lol

-He watches MLP with Sally, his favourite is Rarity

[intimidating-fettuccine]

would it be a gen question to ask the what each of the creep’s halloween costumes are?

I took way too long to think about this-

Jeff: Ghost face BEN/Toby: Barbie and Ken in the retro rollerblade outfits from the Barbie movie. You can guess who is who Hobo: Bad at picking for himself so he asked BEN to choose, and BEN had him dress up as 9S EJ: Doesn't dress up LJ/Jason/Candy: They match every year, and this year Jack picked sexy nuns as their costumes Tim: Doesn't dress up Brian: Bob Ross Liu: Jack Sparrow Jane and Natalie: Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy Helen: A vampire Puppeteer: A werewolf Smiley: Loki Sally: Tinkerbell Slender: Jack Skellington Offender: Slender (to be annoying) Splendor Offender as Slender (to be even more annoying) Trender: Mad Hatter Zalgo: Doesn't dress up Nina: Starfire Kate: Corpse Bride

[dadumtss]

Slender brothers with a creature who's magic involving dolls (dress in lolita fashion,carries around a porcelain doll,anyone exposed to their magic becomes a doll-like creature,have a "I'm too posh for this"attitude,speaks, and act elegantly)

Slender Brothers x Doll-like OC

Hey! Thanks for the ask. I’m assuming you mean S/O headcanons and not compatibility headcanons so that’s what I went with. Let me know if that’s not the case. I kept the headcanons within the realm of my AU. So, without further ado…

Slenderman

The most elegant power couple

He appreciates your elegance and it was definitely one of the things that attracted him to you

Fancy dates at the fanciest and most posh places. Only the best for you.

Just as protective of your doll(s) as you are since he knows how much they mean to you.

He clears out a room so you have a place for your doll(s) and all their things.

Definitely pulls strings so you won't get in trouble for turning people into dolls whenever you want

Offenderman

Also takes you to fancy dates at the fanciest places. He can definitely play the part of the "posh date".

But he’s very persuasive in getting you to join in on his more exciting activities, even if its just to watch on from a spot he’s made comfortable and safe just for you. 

Calls you ‘Doll’ all the time

Will have a great time trying to get you to loose the posh attitude and elegant speak during sex

Trenderman

He is also Too Posh For This(TM) and you bond over that and your ability to snark about others 

Appreciates all types of fashion so long as you do it well, and you do Lolita very well.

He’ll design outfits for you and you are definitely an inspiration for one of his fashion collections

He’ll also spend time with you making outfits for and dressing up your doll(s) 

He may or may not ask you one day to turn someone into a doll for him since your process for that seems easier than his process for turning people into mannequins

Splendorman

The two of you have romantic, fancy tea parties in his meadow with only the best teas and treats that he handmakes himself.

He loves your dolls (the ones that weren’t once people) as much as you do. He joins you in dressing them up and taking care of them. even when you’re not with him he goes out of his way to ensure that they’re just the way you like them.

With you, he’s the perfect gentleman; opening doors, pulling out your chair, and he’ll even gently guide you into a waltz    

[theundeadsnake]

Hello if you're comfortable can you do a offenderman x reader where the reader has magic involving dolls (dress in lolita fashion,carries around a porcelain doll, anyone exposed to her magic becomes a doll-like creature)?

Hiya, thank you for this ask, I had a lot of fun working on it and hope you enjoy it :) If you have any more requests, please let me know and sorry for the delays

Some may describe you two as a classic good-girl bad-boy combo. On one hand, there is you, a beautifully dressed lady, adorned with lace and ruffles, carrying a cute classic and yet historic little artifact. A porcelain doll, a piece of history that picked in the 1940s. Many will wonder how you have kept such a wonderful item in such excellent condition despite its years.

On the other hand, there is him, a horrifying looking criminal with sharp piercing teeth and an outgoing attitude that just screams “power” and “confidence.”

You will catch his gaze in an instant. His mind will begin to wonder and curiosity – it’s not often that someone manages to stand out so well against the crowd. An entity his age has met countless beings with their own individual little quirks.

But you are a whole new cup of tea for him. Oddly enough, he won’t be able to lose his focus. Have you perhaps placed a spell on him?

Either way, he will court you in a very respectful manner. Thinking you to be someone weak, feeble, and frail

But oh, how wrong is he?

Offender will learn that you are not to be underestimated. The first time someone decides to mess with you he will see you work your magic. So quickly and efficiently that he is barely able to comprehend what is going on before it’s all over.

And that’s how the wheels in his head will behind turning. For the first time in centuries, he will be baffled.

There is you, the passionate adorable darling of his that he has been unable to stay away from, in fear of you getting hurt. But then there is also you, the girl with the power to turn anyone into a doll-like creature.

Some people can’t exactly stand seeing their partner differ from what they expected, but his interest in you will absolutely increase. While this monstrous being, will love their partner to the fullest regardless of whether they have some kind of a power, not having to worry about your safety too much will definitively bring his worries a lot.

Has your porcelain doll always been a doll?

How did you discover your passion? Your powers? Offender has a lot of questions for you, though he won’t bombard you with them at once.

Instead, he will talk with you about your interests, in-depth and at length. Happily chiming in, asking questions, and generally getting to know you more and more with time. Lolita fashion is something he will be learning a lot about both from you and his own research.

That interest of yours and commitment to your inner self is what drew him to you. It will absolutely get you two even closer.

Offender will go from being ignorant, clueless, and barely able to keep up with you, to being able to engage you at a proper level.

Other than conversing with you, he will absolutely do all he can to help you engage in your hobbies. He will go shopping with you, help you pick out incredible pieces, and even teleport you anywhere you want to go. Would you like to visit Harajuku? Visit a wonderful café? Or maybe spend some time indoors exploring your passion?

Whatever you hear desires, your criminal will go out of his way to try to fulfill.

[dodgeballstuckonthegymceiling]

Slender & love child reader part 2 but Slender introduces the reader to his brothers/their uncles and it’s either chaos or-

Honestly is probably just chaos-

Correction, it's chaos with a hint of familiar love ;3

Also please forgive me if the characters seem off, this is my first time writing Slendermans brothers (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

Slenderman introducing his kid to his brothers

★ Slenderman, your father, wanted to introduce you to this brothers himself before rumors about him having a kid reached them. It was the proper thing for him to do and he invited them all over to meet you.

★ None of them expected Slender to have had a kid without him knowing. If anyone had a "surprise kid" it would have been Offender, but no. Because there you are, the youngest in the family and now the nephew/niece to three eldritch horrors.

★ Trenderman wants to get to know you, it's not every day you meet a new member of the family! He wants to know about you. Like how old are you, interests, hobbies. He also tells you some family stories while he's at it.

★ Splenderman is happy to meet you and accepts you as his niece/nephew immediately. Depending on how old you are he asks if you want to see a trick. Then proceeds to give you a impromptu magic show.

★ Offenderman gives his brother some surprisingly good advice on parenting, he said "Make sure they know that you love them and will be there for them. Because if you don't somebody like me will say it instead and they will think it's true."

★ By the end of it all you have there phone number saved on your phone and are told to call one of them if you need anything. (Or if you did something that will get you in trouble and need help getting out of it)

[uncannyoceanz]

You got any Slender Man headcanons?

ofc I do my homie.

He has a mansion, yes, I’m that type of kid.

MOST (not all) of the pastas live in his mansion, HOWEVER, HOWEVER; some pastas have their own dimensions, cabins in the slender forest, and homes in actual civilization (like Jane and Mary)

He doesn’t really like his ‘children’

his biological daughter is Slendrina, and yes, he actually cares for her.

hes Aroace. He can’t feel love…anymore….

he used to be married to Granny’s daughter, aka Slendrina’s mother, but he doesn’t love her anymore after She poisoned him and Slendrina.

He hates Zalgo, he will throw all of his pastas into war even if it means they all die just to get to see Zalgo in pain.

he is 9/10 ft tall.

he absolutely fucking hates his brother, Offenderman. He is tired of his proxies/pastas coming to him in absolute fear of being touched without their own consent because of OFFENDERBITCH.

he is not a happy guy. Grumpy. Very grumpy.

His youngest brother is Surrender, and the oldest is Splendor.

What are his favorite proxies/pastas? Eyeless jack, Sally, Masky, and weeping forest. They all cause the least shit.

his half cousin is SlenderWoman.

He personally knows Hachishakusama (gtfo if you can’t say her name correctly in one go like I can :)) aka the 8 feet tall woman in Japan.

His proxies/Pastas he hates the most? Jeff, toby, and Candy pop. Why? Jeff causes problems, Toby doesn’t shut the fuck up causing him to instigate things, and Candy Pop is an absolute brat most of the times.

He has once gotten into an argument with Candy Pop about Candy’s hair being more expensive than his ‘fancy ass haunted house’

Opinion on Lazari? He doesn’t actually and never really has given a fuck about her, he just wanted to use her as a weapon against her own fucking family.

The third tallest creepypasta (currently, with Offenderman and Zalgo being taller)

he can sometimes care for his proxies/pastas.

The mansion has about four floors, plus a basement and attic.

Floor one is the living room, kitchen, nurses office, Slender’s office, and some of the main proxies rooms.

second, third, and fourth floor is mostly just rooms.

and the attic is mostly overrun by the demon pastas, and the pastas who aren’t really seen around the mansion often.

The third floor of the mansion is said to be haunted….but by what?

that’s all I currently have, thanks for asking! Feel free to ask anything else if you would like!