#offenderman headcanons

[intimidating-fettuccine]

creeps who are most likely to let their s/o sit on their back when they do pushups?

Hmmmmm. I would say Jeff, Toby, EJ, LJ, Tim, Offender, Candy, Sully (maybe Liu), and Zalgo probably are most likely to go for that :)

I feel like Slender would though if you asked him/coaxed him into it a bit. He’s mostly shy about it :p

I think all of them would at least attempt it if you asked though, but I feel like those listed here would be fine doing it regularly if you attend their exercise sessions

[dadumtss]

S-...so splendor has a praise kink right? So do you think his other brothers would have fav kinks & maybe a fav s3x position(s) to?😳

🏃💨

Of course they do! Putting this one under a cut.

C.W. Descriptions of sex. Minors DNI

Slenderman Headcanons: Sex & The Slender Brothers

Note: I also recommend reading the post: Slenderman Headcanon: Lovemaking 

Slenderman

Slender loves using his tendrils during sex. While you can expect gentle exploration, teasing and even some penetration with his tendrils, his favorite use for them is for bondage purposes. Nothing too crazy, but he especially likes holding his partners up with his tendrils as well as using the extra appendages to bind their hands or stuff their mouths.  

I don’t think Slender is aware of it himself but he has a thing for having sex while standing. Standing over someone as he rails them just does it for him and gives him a comforting sense of control. He can do the ‘horizontal tango’ but only with someone he trusts and when he’s feeling particularly intimate.  

Small amounts of pain during sex is also something he enjoys. Small nicks and scrapes from sharper teeth get him worked up and if he hasn’t bound your hands and trusts you enough then the feeling of claws scraping against his skin is lovely. 

Offenderman

Are you really going to do this to him? Make him pick a favorite kink and sex position? It’s like asking a parent their favorite child or a drowning man his favorite flavor of air. 

All sex is good sex.

Well, all sex is good sex so long as you’re not pounding him in the ass. He’s tried it (a lot) and unfortunately it just doesn’t do it for him. 

Trenderman

He wants to be all up in your business. No matter if he’s topping or bottoming, he wants to be in a position where he can feel as much of his partner as possible. 

Whether this means chest-to-chest, chest-to-back or anything else, he wants to be absolutely crushed against his partner.  

He wants to be doted on in his sexual encounters and this includes receiving extensive foreplay. He’s still very touchy during foreplay, whether it’s wrapping his legs or arms around his partner or just placing his hands on them. 

He also loves inflicting pain during sex. He’s mindful not to do anything that could cause permanent damage or put off his partners too much, so often it’s just scraping his claws down their back or grazing their skin with his teeth. However, if given the chance he would do a lot more. 

Splendorman

As previously stated he has a praise kink. 

He doesn’t have much experience with sex so I doubt even he knows his favorite positions but he’s definitely open to experimenting. He gets a lot of sexual enjoyment from pleasing his partner so I could imagine that his favorite position changes depending on the partner he’s with.   

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Thanks so much for the ask!

[theundeadsnake]

Offenderman's Morals Headcanons

TW: slight NSFW, mentions of possible violence

Offender doesn’t have many self-imposed rules he abides by.

His existence within itself is pretty immoral, thus while he has some morals, most of the actions we would judge as either good or bad are mainly a matter of practicality and pleasure for him.

He won’t go out of his way to kill his victims as it’s not an action he derives much joy from, but accidents sometimes happen. The difference between him and the average human is great, he is powerful, strong, and massive while humans are fragile, tinny, and weak. He could break you like a twig. 

Since there are a lot of very apparent safety concerns, he does believe that he shouldn’t have any relationships with any human that is considered to be on the smaller side. While he won’t get a measuring tape out, he will try to estimate your height by looking at you. His partners tend to be taller than average to decrease the risk of injury. 

Nowadays he only chooses willing partners, however, he is well aware of the fact that the harm he has done to innocent humans cannot be undone. Him changing and becoming less sinful won’t reverse the horrible acts he has committed. He does not deserve pity, he does not deserve to be looked at as a misunderstood man, he does not deserve to be vindicated. He, just like any criminal out there, knew what he was doing. Instead, he simply prioritized his need for control and pleasure over the well-being and agency of others. 

At the same time, he does still enjoy seeing his partner struggle. He won’t intentionally hurt them. He seeks people with similar tastes, they talk to find out each other’s desires and comfort zones. He always respects the safe world/gesture (e.g. snapping your fingers if you can’t talk) while ensuring that he isn’t too rough. Humans are easy to break both physically and psychologically. 

Plus, having regular partners with developed tastes and reactions he gets to enjoy is more efficient than needing to search for someone new every time. 

Offenders tries to avoid married people. He won’t go out of his way to seek them, nor will he instantly agree to their offer, but if they are persistent in seducing him, he will give them what they want. This is a very grey area and while he knows that by giving in he is helping them break their promise, he also knows that a cheater is a cheater. Whenever they choose him or someone else, they will still disregard their vows. 

He doesn’t condone cheating; hence he will ensure that their partner knows exactly what kind of person their lover truly is. Though, first, he will have fun.

If you make a promise, you must keep it. Offender is always faithful in a serious relationship, and fulfills any promises he makes while expecting the same from anyone else he is with.

Despite being extremely self-centred in his love life, he respects the fact that different people have different sexualities. Therefore, he never goes after people who are not interested in men. 

It is also remembered that Offender has been committing a wide range of crimes for centuries, and while he is not currently engaging in violent crimes for fun, he still does it when he deems it necessary

Other than that, Offender does not have many other lines around morals and is very tolerant of crime.

[withereddd-rxsie]

SLENDER BROTHERS

MUSIC TASTE HCS

SURRENDERMAN

~Melanie Martinez~

Show & Tell

Evil

Fire Drill

Cry Baby

~Lana Del Rey~

Dealer

Carmen

~Mitski~

Stay Soft

Nobody

A Pearl

~System Of A Down~

Lonely Day

Chop Suey!

~The Brobecks~

Better Than Me

~Roar~

I Can't Handle Change

~Danny Rose~

Treading Water

SLENDERMAN

~Queen~

Bohemian Rhapsody

~ABBA~

Money, Money, Money

The Winner Takes It All

Eagle

~Army Of Lovers~

Crucified

~Pentakill~

Mortal Reminder

Infinity Edge

~Rammstein~

Mein Herz Brennt

Angst

Mutter

OFFENDERMAN

~Lindemann~

G-Spot Michael

~Rammstein~

Rosenrot

Ausländer

Dicke Titten

Amerika

Rein Raus

Bück Dich

Zërstoren

~Limp Bizkit~

Break Stuff

~Oingo Boingo~

No One Lives Forever

~Boney M.~

Rasputin

Daddy Cool

SPLENDORMAN

~OOMPH!~

Such Mich Find Mich

~Estelle~

Stronger Than You

American Boy

~Queen~

Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy

Play The Game

You're My Best Friend

Don't Stop Me

~Rebecca Sugar~

Love Like You

~ABBA~

Waterloo

Honey, Honey

I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do

TRENDERMAN

~Lady Gaga~

Donatella

Fashion!

Born This Way

911

~RuPaul~

Sissy That Walk

Call Me Mother

Catwalk

~Scarlett Johansson~

Heads Will Roll

~Marina~

Are You Satisfied?

Girls

[v1ctoria7alentine]

RULES {update}

* No pedophilia, necrophilia...

* No kidnaping kink, torture kink, rape kink, piss/shit kink

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I'm gonna write what ever I have in mind or what you will request EXCEPT what I have written above. (Maybe I'm gonna make more rules in future idk)

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I'd like to write mostly for:

Fairly tails - orcs, Werewolfs, Mermaid, witches, succubus, inccubus, (witchers??)...

Task force 141 - Simon ''Ghost'' Riley, John ''Soap'' McTavish, Captain John Price, Gary "Roach" Sanderson, Nikolai, Kyle "Gaz" Garrick

Creepypasta - Slederman, Offenderman, Jeff the killer (Woods), Eyeless Jack, Homicidal Liu, Laughing Jack, Splenderman, Trenderman, Bed Drowned, Masky (Tim), Hoodie (Brian), "Ticci" Toby, Jane the killer

RE 8 - Alcina Dimitrescu, Bela, Daniela, Cassandra, Karl Heisenberg, Donna Beneviento, Chris Redfield, Ethan Winters, Mia Winters,

Witcher - Geralt of Rivia, Yennefer, Jaskier

Stranger things - Eddie Munson, steve Harrington, Billy Hargrove, Robin Buckley, Jonathan Byers, Hopper, Nancy Wheeler,Dimitri

Requests are open

[itsmissnight]

Height Chart Below:

Hiiiiiii! So its been a rly long time since i've posted, and drawn anything pasta related, but I suddenly got this big urge to draw the slender brothers again bc I love them sm, theyre all goobers. I was actually thinking of making a 'ask the slender brothers' series on this page so I can start posting more here again, yay or nay?? Shares appreciated!!

[scary-lasagna]

breeding kink offender 🥺?

holy moly guys

Offender [NSFW]

Oh, how he adores the way your body trembles beneath him.

His muscular frame, this wall of solid muscle, has you pinned down in the loveliest way possible against his satin sheets.

Each tendril has a task of heightening your pleasure, whether it be keeping your legs from trembling closed, or a delicate hold around your chest.

One has even slithered between your thighs to work their magic through the flurry of Offender's pistoning hips.

You've never seen him like this. He was incredibly frenzied, crazed with the spirit of whatever Sex-God had possessed him.

How many times has he pumped his seed into you now? Six? Seven? Maybe even eight?

He's lost count, but he knows from the look in your eyes there will be many more to come.

A harsh growl snapped past his lips, and he couldn't help but to dip own and bury his face into the crook of your neck.

The tendril flailing against your sex paired with feeling the throbbing of his cock push against that perfect spot drew you to your third orgasm of the night.

The sheets below you were far from the point of repair, his claws had torn them to shreds in the desperation of pleasure.

Offender panted, this once piece of solid muscle above you trembled and shook, barely managing to keep himself from collapsing on you.

“Just one more, hm?”

[ozzgin]

omg, i'm so happy i stumble at your blog❤️❤️❤️..It's so very good and beautiful 😭💋.... btw, i was thinking about reader who's have kanae, mitsuri,and daki attitude. She's a model and a girlfriend from Jeff the killer , offenderman and Slenderman ... please 🙏🙏🙏....

Based on my brief google search I’m assuming those are characters from Kimetsu no Yaiba? Sadly I haven’t watched it yet, so I can only refer to the wiki. Since this is creepypasta I hope you don’t mind if it’s more yandere and horror themed.

Yandere! Creepypasta x Reader Headcanons

Featuring Jeff the Killer, Offenderman, Slenderman, and a model reader that becomes their partner with or without her approval. TW: may contain violence and dubious consent

Jeff the Killer

Jeff can tell that behind those pretty little eyes of yours lies a grim, unorthodox curiosity for the darker things in life. You might deceive anyone else as you confidently strut the catwalk flooded with glamorous light, but he knows better. He’s known it from the moment he laid his eyes on you, and you’ve confirmed his feelings every single day since. He’ll show you what you’re missing. He’s watched you long enough.

You wake up with a dry throat and try to shuffle in your sheets before you realize that something is pressing them down, limiting your movement. With eyes now shot open, you erratically look around in the darkness trying to find the cause of this strange feeling. Something tickles your face and you try to regulate your rapidly increasing breathing, slowly accustoming yourself to the pitch black room. It’s hair. Long, coarse hair frames a bizarrely distorted face with bulging eyes burning holes in you. You gasp silently, unsure how to proceed. The mysterious man has efficiently caged you in with his body, his limbs fencing your helpless self. “Do you usually take sleeping pills?” his voice creaks disturbingly loud in the previously quiet room. “It’s the first time you’ve woken up just from this.”

He cackles and lowers his head until his forehead is pressing against yours. You feel a faint moisture coming from his mouth and wonder if its source is the gaping wounds that spread across his cheeks. “Watching you sleep has its charm, but this way I can finally talk to you properly. I’m not really good with confessions, so don’t expect a cheesy ‘will you be my girlfriend~’. Alright?” You stare, struggling to follow. Has he been stalking you? Is this why you’ve been plagued with a feeling of impending doom for months? And your manager had suggested you might just be fatigued, arranging for a prescription for sleeping pills.

“Hey! I don’t like talking to myself” the man growls, seemingly angered. He slaps a cold hand onto your cheek, now sticky with sweat, and proceeds to harshly grab your chin and force you into a nod. “That’s more like it. Good. If you behave properly we’ll be done with this in a second.” “Are you here to kill me?” you manage to blurt out, despite your mouth being mangled between his fingers. “Huh? What? Have you been listening?” He lifts his head once again, now fully towering over you. “I said you’re my partner starting now. So no more flirting with those little worms that pile around you. Either way I’m getting rid of them.” You manage to turn your head somewhat and notice the dull blade that’s been laying next to your pillow. “Do you comprehend, (Y/N)? You belong to me.” He pulls your jaw down into another nod. You feel like a rag doll.

With the other hand he cups your chin and gently squeezes your face. “Oh, you really are the prettiest thing. Look at this lovely face of yours. Would be a great shame if someone were to mess it up, huh?” He releases your cheeks and you hear the knife shift across the sheets.

Slenderman

You sink yourself further into the camping chair and lazily raise the can of beer that’s uncomfortably wet from the condensation. Your friends follow the gesture and congratulate you one more time as a toast opportunity. Following the latest fashion show, you’ve gotten several offers to be featured in some big name magazines. You can’t be bothered to remember the names as this whole charade is just your main way of earning enough to survive. As the night goes on it abruptly occurs to you that you might’ve had one sip too much and groggily get out of your seat. You’re mildly dizzy and hold onto the tree trunks for balance, hoping to find a spot far enough from the tents that you avoid invading everyone else’s nostrils with the smell of fresh puke.

Strange. Have your friends suddenly gone to bed? The sound of the badly tuned guitar has faded without you noticing. You turn around and squint your eyes for the camping lights, but it’s unexpectedly dark. Did you walk that much in your quest to find a quiet place for your drunken relief? You’re a bit uneasy at the idea of being alone in a big forest at night, so you turn around and try to retrace your steps. Your sickness has suddenly been replaced with impalpable fear. You swallow dryly as you pat the branches in your blind pursuit. You barely distanced yourself from the camp. You’re sure of it.

Finally, some bushes rustle loudly behind you and a homely feeling warms your body once again. “Christ, you guys. I’m losing my drinking game, I can’t believe I almost got lost in the-“

Were these two trees here before? The slender black forms sway briefly and your stomach drops. You gather up the courage to move your gaze gradually upwards, following the shape of the objects in front of you. They’re legs. Your head is now fully tilted back as you try to take in the image of the massive, faceless creature that stands there quietly. You dare to blink, hoping it will erase this unholy deformation of nightmares.

Not only does the man remain before you, consolidating his factual existence, but almost instantly your ankles twitch from the pressure of some mysterious dark tendrils that slither they way from an unknown source and are now taking over your body. The large arms extend outwards in a frightening span before circling around you, bringing you closer. You can now discern that the creature is wearing a suit and an earthy scent takes over you as you bury your nose in the old, dusty clothing. You begin to shiver, wondering if this is how you die. Shh, shh, darling. One pale, clawed hand pats your back in a soothing manner. You’re at last away from those humans, back to where you belong. He’s waited for you a long, long time. Only watching you from a distance, admiring your beautiful features and counting towards this day. Oh, what an agonizing wait. He’s been tormented by dreams of hope. And now you’re finally his.

You’re home.

Offenderman

You check your phone one more time and sigh in frustration. You aren’t even remotely interested in dating this guy, but his profile mentioned he’s a designer and you could use some networking. You cross your legs the other way and scan the park. He could at least show up on time. As you idly fiddle with your thumbs you feel a sudden wetness on your shoulder. You pull your shirt to inspect it and twist your mouth in disgust upon seeing the liquid slowly being absorbed by the textile. What the hell, bird droppings? Another drop falls nearby and you look up.

The first thing that comes into your view is the unnaturally wide mouth comprising of sharp teeth tightly pressed together. Saliva seems to be pooling into the edge of the lower lip before spilling over. He’s drooling. You instinctively try to get up, but the large creature’s hands quickly push you back onto the bench. Rude! If you’re going to walk around being this pretty, at least have the common sense to let him admire you in peace. His mouth is curled into a satisfied, perverted grin as he carefully slurps your features in.

He’d say that you look way better than in the photos, but that would be a lie. That would imply it’s his first time meeting you, but he’s been stalking you for a fair amount of time now. You can’t blame him, he knows you’ve been cheekily tempting him even if you aren’t aware of it. Naughty girls like you need to be punished and luckily he’s a master at delivering the best kind of discipline.

He easily lifts you up and throws you over the shoulder. Your screams of protest only make him giddy with excitement. Oh, the things he’s going to do to you. You might be upset now, but you’ll soon be begging him for more. It’s always like this. Though he may keep you around for longer. He’s rather fond of you and might even make you his girlfriend.

“Miss (Y/N)”, the words roll out of his mouth as he’s testing the sound of it. Nice. “What do you say about being Offenderman’s girlfriend? I’m just kidding love, you don’t need to answer that. I’ve already decided.” He proceeds to walk away, blissfully ignoring your clenched fists hitting against his back.

[muttlyparasitic]

Slender brothers!

Personally Offenderman is my favorite, Slenderman being a very close second!

[tic-toc-clock77]

SLENDERBROTHERS HEADCANONS

General Context

After Zalgo and Slender were separated in the lab, Slender was put with 3 other test subjects, the four became so close that they gradually treated each other like brothers. The three before Slender were already close and gladly accepted Slenderman into their brotherhood.

SLENDERMAN

-Slenderman is the voice of reason for his brothers

-Feeds off human bodies

-If anybody whether a worker or a brother needs advice, Slender is the go-to guy (unfortunately for him)

-Slender is the youngest brother of the group

-Slender doesn't exactly hate his brothers

-He just gets constantly exhausted and deflated whenever their around because these guys ALWAYS cause some sort of trouble

-Needs very long rests after they visit and he doesn't even need to sleep

SPLENDORMAN

-Middle Child, younger than Offender and Trender

-Joyous motherfucker

-Feeds off joy and happy energy

-He does have his own forest and his own workers, he enjoys managing them and being invovled

-He treats all his workers like friends

-His joy is seemingly never ending, so much so that it's scary to imagine pissing him off

-Its even scarier when you HAVE somehow pissed him off

-He. Goes. Ballistic.

-But it's only ever happened once

-The one time he invited Offender over, something unsavory almost happened to one of his workers

-Splendor promptly beat the absolute shit out of him

-Other than that, whenever he goes to Slender and his workers he never loses his cool

-Splendor will have tea parties with Sally and Lulu whenever they want because Slenderman refuses

-He tries his best to get everyone all together to have little parties and game nights

-The game nights barely ever work and somebody gets punched in the first 20 minutes usually by Jeff

OFFENDERMAN

-Second oldest brother

-He has workers but a very limited number

-Feeds off sexual energy

-Hes sorta of a Valentino from Hazbin esque character

-He rarely sees his brothers because everyone really hates him

-Slender has banned him from his forest, Splendor tries to avoid him at all costs and Trender tries to forget he even exists

-He has his workers under mind control, if they ever awaken from the mind control they will kill him

-He's sorta like a queen bee of a colony

TRENDERMAN

-Oldest brother

-He treats his workers like his models

-His workers don't kill, he's never had an interest in death and doesn't need to eat people to survive

-He has no need to eat or sleep, so he spends most of his time working

-He doesn't spend a lot of time with his brothers but will babysit the younger members of Slender's Forest (E.g. Sally)

-The most truthful and responsible brother

-Uses his workers as models

-He is where mannequins come from lol

-He watches MLP with Sally, his favourite is Rarity

[ghostydrawsstuff]

Random Slenderbrothers headcannons because I can't fucking sleep :3

Slenderman:

Let's start with the og lmao

•his favourite breakfast food is deffinetely toast with fried egg and bacon

•he's the closest with Trender

•he can feel when a plant is harmed or a working electrical device enters his forest and tracks humans that way

Trenderman:

•he definitely made all of his brothers outfit and would love to make new better ones for them

•his favourite breakfast food are waffles with whipped creams, berries and some chocolate drizzles.

•has watched anime before

•he writes absolutely beautiful poetry when he wants to relax

Splendorman:

•his favourite breakfast are pancakes, any type of pancakes and he will always enthusiastically make you some if you ask for them

•he always tries to convince his brothers to spend some quality family tome together, but nobody wants to and then Offender goes karaoking with him to make him feel better

•his musik taste is so diverse, you'd be surprised at all the different songs you'd find in his playlists

Offenderman:

•his absolute favourite breakfast food are omelettes

•he's surprisingly close to Splendor and they usually have a blast

•if it was up to him he'd be drinking milkshakes all the time, his favourite flavor is chocolate

[intimidating-fettuccine]

Highest to lowsest sex drive?

A few of the creeps go into heat in my canon so I'm just writing this as general sex drive not taking that into account :p

Highest Offender Jeff Masky BEN Slender Sully Candy Toby Smiley Nina Trender Jason Zalgo Jane Liu Puppeteer Brian LJ Helen Tim EJ Natalie Hobo Terrors Kate Splendor Hoodie Lowest

[dadumtss]

Slenderbros with a reader that has a wired curse

the curse is having different jobs and memories everyday

like their a house wife from the 40s

or their a retired guitar player that was in an old band

or a dead ghost that died a long time ago etc

and they actually don't forget people but remember them differently like they don't remember one of the slenders being their boyfriend they remember them as their loving husband or their best bud that used to play with them in the old band they had etc

Like theirs not human just an average vampire but with a really wired curse

Slenderman

He does all he can to try and break the curse

He spends days conferring with specialists and late nights researching on anything that might possibly work, often becoming consumed by his goal of finally freeing you to see his love for what it is.

You’re always there to bring him back to what really matters, however, as regardless of what memories you have that day, you always seem to remember how to pull him from both his work and the depths of his mind.

Spending time with you -whether as childhood friends, partners in crime or an old married couple- always seems to increase his love for you.

You seem to shine in whatever role you’re in and even though he only plays along with each role you imagine for him to an extent, he loves seeing all the directions the two of your lives could have taken.

But as he sits with your head in his lap after a day where you’re convinced the two of you are bank robbers who just pulled off the heist of the century he feels his heart sink

You won’t remember this tomorrow. You won’t know him for who he truly is tomorrow. You won’t know, truly know, how he loves you tomorrow.

Instead the curse will come up with a scenario and he’ll have to contort his feelings to match your false memories. Day after day.

He gently lifts your head from his lap and carries you to bed before returning to his office.

Something has to break the curse eventually.

Offenderman

He knows he doesn’t have the magical ability to break the curse.

He consults specialists, turns to his family, does everything he can think of, but he knows the answer won’t come easy.

He leaves the researching to others and focuses his attention on you.

He fully dives into every role you believe him to play, uncaring of what others think and relishing in the adventure of your more ridiculous roles.

He has a lot of fun being the doting 40s husband or the old band mate or the criminal mastermind

He has even more fun getting you to fall in love with him again, every day, the same as he does.

Trenderman

Trender, like Slender, throws himself into trying to find a way to break the curse.

Unlike Slender, he’s harder to pull away from his goal

It becomes an obsession, eclipsing his design and fashion work and taking over his daily life to the point where even eating is secondary

In the beginning he played along with all the roles and scenarios happily, dressing you for the part and finding ways within his assigned role to show his affections

 But now every new role just reminds him that he hasn’t done what he promised himself he would.

He doesn’t know who he’s doing it for anymore

It has to be hard never having the same memories day-to-day. Never knowing the people who love you as they are. 

But its agonizing to love someone who can’t truly know you. For the person you know and love to be unable to know and love you beyond a role they have assigned you. 

He catches you crying on the floor one night after a day of being, what was it today? A stay at home parent to a son? Regardless, the sight pulls at his heart in a way that compels him to sit next to you and pull you into his arms. 

He asks what happened, expecting a fantastical tale comprised of false memories but instead you state that he hates you.

You cite him locking himself away and barely interacting with you. You cite his tense words and rigid posture whenever you do interact. You cite things he hasn’t even noticed himself and things he was convinced wouldn’t matter since you’d forget by tomorrow. 

He holds you tight and reassures you that it couldn’t be further from the truth, that he’s so sorry for his actions, that you’ll never know how much he loves you, how much you mean to him, how he hates himself for ever letting you forget his love

You laugh through your tears, commenting that you’re happy and you’re sure their son will be happy that their parents love each other. 

Trender’s jaw clenches as he swallows down sadness.  

Splendorman

Splendor also tries to break the curse

But he never lets his studies on that get in the way of what really matters: being with you

He plays along with all of the roles he’s expected to play as much as he can without causing trouble for you or others.

As you head to bed and the curse resets he’s sad at the memories of the day that you’ll lose but he’s looking forward to the next day he’ll get to spend with any version of you.

To Splendor, all love is equally precious, whether the love of an old childhood friend, the love of a married couple or the love of a ghost that admires his life.

 And he loves learning all the ways he can love you 

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Thank you for the ask, anon! I couldn’t tell whether you wanted the reader to have been dating the brothers before the curse or just after, so I kept it vague.

I am genuinely sorry if you wanted a happier answer. My brain refused to keep it angst-free.  

[theundeadsnake]

Hello if you're comfortable can you do a offenderman x reader where the reader has magic involving dolls (dress in lolita fashion,carries around a porcelain doll, anyone exposed to her magic becomes a doll-like creature)?

Hiya, thank you for this ask, I had a lot of fun working on it and hope you enjoy it :) If you have any more requests, please let me know and sorry for the delays

Some may describe you two as a classic good-girl bad-boy combo. On one hand, there is you, a beautifully dressed lady, adorned with lace and ruffles, carrying a cute classic and yet historic little artifact. A porcelain doll, a piece of history that picked in the 1940s. Many will wonder how you have kept such a wonderful item in such excellent condition despite its years.

On the other hand, there is him, a horrifying looking criminal with sharp piercing teeth and an outgoing attitude that just screams “power” and “confidence.”

You will catch his gaze in an instant. His mind will begin to wonder and curiosity – it’s not often that someone manages to stand out so well against the crowd. An entity his age has met countless beings with their own individual little quirks.

But you are a whole new cup of tea for him. Oddly enough, he won’t be able to lose his focus. Have you perhaps placed a spell on him?

Either way, he will court you in a very respectful manner. Thinking you to be someone weak, feeble, and frail

But oh, how wrong is he?

Offender will learn that you are not to be underestimated. The first time someone decides to mess with you he will see you work your magic. So quickly and efficiently that he is barely able to comprehend what is going on before it’s all over.

And that’s how the wheels in his head will behind turning. For the first time in centuries, he will be baffled.

There is you, the passionate adorable darling of his that he has been unable to stay away from, in fear of you getting hurt. But then there is also you, the girl with the power to turn anyone into a doll-like creature.

Some people can’t exactly stand seeing their partner differ from what they expected, but his interest in you will absolutely increase. While this monstrous being, will love their partner to the fullest regardless of whether they have some kind of a power, not having to worry about your safety too much will definitively bring his worries a lot.

Has your porcelain doll always been a doll?

How did you discover your passion? Your powers? Offender has a lot of questions for you, though he won’t bombard you with them at once.

Instead, he will talk with you about your interests, in-depth and at length. Happily chiming in, asking questions, and generally getting to know you more and more with time. Lolita fashion is something he will be learning a lot about both from you and his own research.

That interest of yours and commitment to your inner self is what drew him to you. It will absolutely get you two even closer.

Offender will go from being ignorant, clueless, and barely able to keep up with you, to being able to engage you at a proper level.

Other than conversing with you, he will absolutely do all he can to help you engage in your hobbies. He will go shopping with you, help you pick out incredible pieces, and even teleport you anywhere you want to go. Would you like to visit Harajuku? Visit a wonderful café? Or maybe spend some time indoors exploring your passion?

Whatever you hear desires, your criminal will go out of his way to try to fulfill.

[dodgeballstuckonthegymceiling]

Slender & love child reader part 2 but Slender introduces the reader to his brothers/their uncles and it’s either chaos or-

Honestly is probably just chaos-

Correction, it's chaos with a hint of familiar love ;3

Also please forgive me if the characters seem off, this is my first time writing Slendermans brothers (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

Slenderman introducing his kid to his brothers

★ Slenderman, your father, wanted to introduce you to this brothers himself before rumors about him having a kid reached them. It was the proper thing for him to do and he invited them all over to meet you.

★ None of them expected Slender to have had a kid without him knowing. If anyone had a "surprise kid" it would have been Offender, but no. Because there you are, the youngest in the family and now the nephew/niece to three eldritch horrors.

★ Trenderman wants to get to know you, it's not every day you meet a new member of the family! He wants to know about you. Like how old are you, interests, hobbies. He also tells you some family stories while he's at it.

★ Splenderman is happy to meet you and accepts you as his niece/nephew immediately. Depending on how old you are he asks if you want to see a trick. Then proceeds to give you a impromptu magic show.

★ Offenderman gives his brother some surprisingly good advice on parenting, he said "Make sure they know that you love them and will be there for them. Because if you don't somebody like me will say it instead and they will think it's true."

★ By the end of it all you have there phone number saved on your phone and are told to call one of them if you need anything. (Or if you did something that will get you in trouble and need help getting out of it)

[uncannyencore]

You got any Slender Man headcanons?

ofc I do my homie.

He has a mansion, yes, I’m that type of kid.

MOST (not all) of the pastas live in his mansion, HOWEVER, HOWEVER; some pastas have their own dimensions, cabins in the slender forest, and homes in actual civilization (like Jane and Mary)

He doesn’t really like his ‘children’

his biological daughter is Slendrina, and yes, he actually cares for her.

hes Aroace. He can’t feel love…anymore….

he used to be married to Granny’s daughter, aka Slendrina’s mother, but he doesn’t love her anymore after She poisoned him and Slendrina.

He hates Zalgo, he will throw all of his pastas into war even if it means they all die just to get to see Zalgo in pain.

he is 9/10 ft tall.

he absolutely fucking hates his brother, Offenderman. He is tired of his proxies/pastas coming to him in absolute fear of being touched without their own consent because of OFFENDERBITCH.

he is not a happy guy. Grumpy. Very grumpy.

His youngest brother is Surrender, and the oldest is Splendor.

What are his favorite proxies/pastas? Eyeless jack, Sally, Masky, and weeping forest. They all cause the least shit.

his half cousin is SlenderWoman.

He personally knows Hachishakusama (gtfo if you can’t say her name correctly in one go like I can :)) aka the 8 feet tall woman in Japan.

His proxies/Pastas he hates the most? Jeff, toby, and Candy pop. Why? Jeff causes problems, Toby doesn’t shut the fuck up causing him to instigate things, and Candy Pop is an absolute brat most of the times.

He has once gotten into an argument with Candy Pop about Candy’s hair being more expensive than his ‘fancy ass haunted house’

Opinion on Lazari? He doesn’t actually and never really has given a fuck about her, he just wanted to use her as a weapon against her own fucking family.

The third tallest creepypasta (currently, with Offenderman and Zalgo being taller)

he can sometimes care for his proxies/pastas.

The mansion has about four floors, plus a basement and attic.

Floor one is the living room, kitchen, nurses office, Slender’s office, and some of the main proxies rooms.

second, third, and fourth floor is mostly just rooms.

and the attic is mostly overrun by the demon pastas, and the pastas who aren’t really seen around the mansion often.

The third floor of the mansion is said to be haunted….but by what?

that’s all I currently have, thanks for asking! Feel free to ask anything else if you would like!